/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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>>6989617
Don't bully the femboys

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pull my tail

drugs are bad

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when will people post less fucking images so we don't have so many threads

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>>6989583
Rice is decent, I actually should make it more but I'm too lazy to make good curry or stir fry.
Might make some seitan and cook some up though, my cheap ass burritos are boring every day ;_;

>>6989593
I don't want to spend an hour making a pizza when I order in though..

>>6989597
Yeah it's a really good price/quality balance. Yes domino's isn't amazing but I always feel like I got something good for my money.
Idk, usually I have mushroom, sausage, jalapeño and green pepper and load it up with Frank's red hot.

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>>6989620
femboys are just transgirls who are too afraid to do any more than dip their toes in being a girl

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i sure wish i was a girl

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i have a question, is the previous trip of elle was CFH?

>>6989625
elanna bexe and kit infected the gen with anime and it's a terminal disease

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Anime was a mistake.

>>6989583 #.
Wow, this is not how insight works at all.

You're going to crash real bad if you continue this sociopathic path, Charlotte. Take care.

>>6989630
yes

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>>6989633
gunplay is hot

>>6989634
>sociopathic path

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life is so gay

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>>6989600
Shinji a manly man!

>>6989612
Lewd stuff is fun.
My ex was never aggressive enough to excite me though.

>>6989576
>tfw not getting dominated

>>6989624
2deep4u

>>6989628
tru

>>6989628
Theres also the people on perma-boymode like me because hon

>>6989631
fuck

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>>6989626
oh, I usually just put it in a bowl and pour some soy sauce over it

>>6989631
three of my favorite people :3
I miss kit and bexe

>>6989634
>tfw I'm a sociopath for openly expressing my dislike of someone

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>>6989623
Yeah but they're so fun until they stop being fun

>>6989625
i wish i could be cute enough to attach webcam selfies to every post FeelsBadMan

>>6989620
You like to be bullied tho...
>>6989628
This is not true. Stop oppressing them seriously.

Is Harley Poe a tranny?

>>6989646
The people that are cute enough make me sad.

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morning fags

>>6989645
but i was on the verge of passing out from drinking, a couple of lines later im rushing, feeling sober and having a good time

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I want to bully a man's penis!

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>>6989628
Wanting to look pretty doesn't mean you want to actually be a girl.
>>6989641
>manly
What?

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>>6989650
This is how i feel

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>>6989650

>>6989625
Fuck off, you're one of the biggest attention whores here, and you shit up the thread with stuff no one cares about. You have no right to tell others what to do

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>>6989653
i want to bully a girl's penis

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>>6989655
>not posting best version

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>>6989636
thanks

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>>6989626
At this point I'm stuck. The only pizza place close by doesn't make gf pizza, and doesn't deliver to my farm.

>>6989658
I'm trying to work on doing this less.
I'm sorry...
>>6989660
I like my version.

tfw can't even enjoy having friends because social dynamics make me dysphoric af

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>>6989651
Be careful Remy , alcohol and coke gives your ticker a shitpounding.
;_;

>>6989644
That's so ridiculously white lol

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>>6989654
then why does shinji have tits in the picture you posted?

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i want a bf. ;_;

>>6989666
Maybe you need to man up.

>>6989649
that's understandable
i wanna be happy rn :sob:

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>>6989625
Shorter threads are better. My phone can't handle anything over 400 posts very well.

>>6989666
dude

>>6989667
yeah i know its 5:30 am and im still rushing, i can totally see why people get addicted to this stuff

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>>6989664
on the bright side, you don't have to wear earplugs just to fall asleep.

>>6989667
hey, just like me :3
I'm also saving up for a pair of uggs and bought a PSL from starbucks today.
lol

>>6989625
you post the same pics quite often though

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who says disco is dead?

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>>6989648
>tfw not being bullied.

>>6989653
I want to be bullied by a mans penis.

>>6989654
That's true, but girls are prettier than boys. So if you wanna be really really pretty, you gotta be a girl.

>>6989674
Oh.
Well if its better for some, but I'm p sure if mtfg shits up this thread too much they're gonna get deleted.
>>6989673
I do too.

>>6989672
I can assume you are the best person to teach me how to do that. Tips?

>>6989675
(you)

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i should become a body positive tumblrina
that'd fix everything right??

>>6989666
Hey new trip

>>6989680
god, that got even more blurry when I saved it

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>>6989669
He has puffy nipples in some official art. A tad bit girly maybe. Doesn't mean he actually wants to be a girl tbhfam

>>6989679
I'm starting to stop doing this.
I realize how much it upsets or annoys some people

>>6989674
it's too bad nobody posts pics during the day when I actually post from my phone.

>>6989684
ngl, I hear body positivity helps a lot with depression
the only problem I have is when you're encouraging something that's unhealthy.
liiiiike an eating disorder

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>>6989688
sure it doesnt

>>6989680

That looks fun to wear.

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>>6989691
It doesn't matter.

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>tfw you burn your popcorn
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>6989677

When did they start calling them PSL? I never saw them abbreviated like that until this year.

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>>6989639
Sadly, no. I never post pics of myself.

>>6989677
Crazy thing is I'm so hyper sensitive I can hear the cars driving down the highway that is a half mile away.

>>6989680
It never died, it just changed it's name.

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>>6989684
>body positive tumblrina
Yikes.

>>6989683
>Tips?
Follow derpanna's example. She's getting more social and more normal by the day. She even got a job.

>>6989684
You wouldn't even need to take hrt. Just demand that everyone treat you as a princess because women are beautiful in all shapes and sizes.

>>6989696
But I don't want to annoy or upset people or attention whore or anything bad

>>6989697

Hopefully you have more.

>>6989695
it's kind of uncomfortable
and I hate how it makes my shoulders look
>>6989699
like me

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>>6989676
Stimulants are crazy shit, there's definitely a reason why yeah. Be careful n stuff, but have fun, wish I were coked up rn ;_;

>>6989677
Omg, I was gonna get a psl before work today but I was running late ;_;
Shit so guuud

>>6989684
You can be body positive without being a cringy tumblerina
Maybe shoot for that

>>6989707

Oh. Guess not, then.

>>6989699
>Sadly, no. I never post pics of myself.
you look like sheen with less hair right?

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>>6989696
Juniper :3

Starbucks drinks taste more like sugar syrup than coffee.

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>>6989681
Can't you just copy whatever girls have that you don't to be pretty? That way you don't have to give up on the fem boy thing if you don't want that.

>>6989685
Hello Carol

>>6989703
Everyone needs attention. Everyone has their own rules for what is the polite way to converse but this place is a shithole and doesn't deserve respect for individual's rules.

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how do I stop caring more about objects then people

>>6989710
it's fun for a gag tho

>>6989718
Hows you?

>>6989709
Eyyy derpanna, how's life, job and everything else?

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>>6989698
White girls abbreviate everything. It was probably some stupid twitter hashtag, now my cousins got me saying it

>>6989699
I have busses drive by my apartment like every half an hour during the night. There's a stop where it just announces at 500 dB, "FORBES AND ******* (insert current street)"

>>6989709
it's so addicting...
I got a pumpkin scone too.

>>6989717
that pic
is that a shinji/kongou mashup?

>>6989720
People are objects too

>>6989719
idk
im really confused i guess
and anxious idk

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>tfw you'll never be gang banged by Mat Damon, Ben Affleck, and Tom Brady

>>6989711
body looks better, but yeah. I need to loose weight, but ME/CFS is fucking me over on that.

>>6989727
That would suck. I have my furnace fan running all the time. It also HEPA filters the air to reduce allergen problems. That helps drown out the outside noises some.

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>>6989727
It is

>>6989735
:)

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>>6989733
:/
tfw never gonna cuddle with andrew bird

>>6989735
aww :)

>>6989709
oh i've had my fun, im just at home chilling in my own little world

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i thought of a new way to play tetris.
by stacking the blocks on both sides, leaving a gap for the 'i' pieces in the middle. this way it's often easier to deal w/ the pieces you don't necessarily want, but sometimes it's harder to decide what goes where, but stacking becomes a lot faster. & in tetris dx, i can set the 'i' pieces i don't need next to wall, or in a shallow gap, & 'i' pieces will start springing up more often. this play styles is a little counter-intuitive & hard, but it's really rewarding

>>6989733
>tfw you'll never be loved

>>6989626
You're going to love my hot sauce. I'llmñ
Y
hit u up with my next batch.
>>6989638
The path in sociopath derives from pathos, which is greek for suffering and path is a road/course which derives from old English paeth. Not a redundancy.

>>6989644
No, you're a sociopath for your utter lack of empathy when confronted with the death of a person who was in a way like you and I, and with whom you night have share a conversation.

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>>6989735
it's a puppy!!!!!!! :D

>>6989739
BURNING LOVEU!!!

>>6989738
like I said, I need earplugs to sleep through the night.

>>6989747
Yeah you will. Just wait and see.

Good evening, girls. Anyone wasting their lives in interesting ways tonight?

>>6989754
about to finish a book and laundry hbu?

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>>6989726
Oh god job so exhausting ;_;
Idk, grocery clerk isn't exactly ideal work but it's something, I'm not bleeding money anymore and even have some extra to invest. Plus I'm being forced to interact with people, that has to be good for a sperg like me.
What's new with you? Been twisting that corporate vice on the proverbial balls of management?

>>6989748
Oooh, what kinda peppers?

>>6989727
Basic bitches are onto something. Pumpkin spice is love

>>6989715
Yes, that's why they're tasty
Coffee is tasty for other reasons

>>6989754
nope
just on the internet per usual

im gonna go back to bed
goodnight

>>6989727

Starbucks has ad campaigns using the abbreviation now.

>>6989754

I spent an hour or two outlining song structures of the band I joined this week. That was kinda fun.

>>6989761

Not gonna lie, I got a PSL last week and drank it all. It was tasty. Just... really sweet.

>>6989767
sweet dreams you dog girl <3

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If they made a movie about your life, who would u be played by?

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>>6989748
Keep in mind that you and I have absolutely nothing in common, aside from the genetic disorder we suffer from.
And calling me a sociopath is likely offensive to actual sociopaths. I spent a week in a mental hospital, where they diagnosed me with major depression, not antisocial personality disorder (ASPD, aka sociopathy)

>>6989768
that explains it then

>>6989761
their hot chocolate is godly too. It's a shame I feel so childish ordering it, but it's so tasty.

>>6989774
evangeline lilly

/mtfg/ OTP's, go

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>>6989761
>Been twisting that corporate vice on the proverbial balls of management?
Oh yeah. I actually had a talk yesterday.
30% pay increase, less work hours and a cold, hard cash bonus if I decide to stay on board for three months.
Heck I would let you see the mail from the management.

I am glad that you are being forcefully trust into interacting with normies. Do you get to wear an apron and dish out hipster advice?

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/11/101104082845.htm
>Single shot of morphine has long lasting effects on testosterone levels, study finds
...
>The study showed increases in aromatase, an enzyme that is responsible for a key step in the biosynthesis of estrogen. The findings are particularly important since testosterone is the main substrate of aromatase, which is involved in the formation of estradiol.
...
>It has been known that patients treated with opioids for short or long periods show low levels of gonadal hormones. Hypogonadism was already described in opioid users and applied to pain patients as OPIAD (opioid induced androgen deficiency). It is also known that patients treated with opioids, including newer drugs (fentalyl, tramadol) have a high probability to be hypogonadic, with menopausal symptoms occurring in women and andropausal symptoms in men.
>"The use of opioids puts a 'physiological' block on the reproductive system and can induce a long lasting absence of these essential hormones from the blood and the brain," says Dr. Aloisi. "The normal effect of opioids to restrict reproduction in stressed subjects is multiplied by the higher levels/ long duration of opioids in the body."

>tfw I was a heroin addict when 15...

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>>6989784
elle x me.

>>6989629
me too

>>6989789
that's cute but it's wrong!

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>tfw you go to brush something off your chest and bump your nipple
>tfw you yelp in pain

>>6989774
Carrie Keranen (voice actor)

>>6989784
Maeve x Cal

>>6989793

I hit my nip on the door of my washing machine this afternoon and it hurt so bad

>>6989784
Faye x beepbeep

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>>6989777
Idk, no shame in ordering hot chocolate, I guess I just feel bad ordering something I could make easily at home. Chocolate tasty though, so I'll get a mocha, or if the season is right, peppermint mocha. :3

>>6989768
Yeah it's really more of a dessert than anything. Cant have them too often sadly.

>>6989786
God damn, nicely done, that's actually legit impressive. Being in demand pays off I guess.

Idk, I get to wear an apron but I don't really dish out advice. So far I've mostly had customers bullying me. ;_;

>>6989784
oh

>>6989799

My favorite coffee drink nowadays is a cappuccino. Just enough milk to complement the espresso rather than overpower it. Mmmm~

>>6989799
>peppermint mocha
I've yet to try this. And saying that you can just make hot chocolate at home is like saying you can just make a steak at home.

>>6989788
I don't talk about my addictions. To anyone. I need help. I don't know what help there is. How do I get my life together after the years of abuse are finally passed. I can't wear my trip for this.

>>6989804
I don't like the caffeine. It hits me really hard and makes me feel like shit the next morning.

>>6989807
There are drug-abuse specific counselors and therapists. A lot of places will do walk-in sessions as well, if you can find them.

>>6989797
second

>want to start doing butt stuff
>looking at lewd stuff for it
>see super qt dildo
>really want it
>it's kinda too big
should I? I could just use the tip I think and be all right?

does anyone have like, a really cute name they could recommend for me? beepbeep is kinda cool i guess but idk..

>>6989809

I drank a cup of regular coffee today and it made me all sweaty and excitable. I never feel it the next morning...

>>6989813
stop being a pussy for once

>>6989813

I bought a 9"er and couldn't use the full length for quite a while. It might be awkward but I wouldn't tell you not to do it. Maybe buy a smaller toy first.

>>6989818
ID: Heaven

>>6989820
well at it's thickest I think it would be thicker then my fist

>>6989807
I found an outpatient methadone clinic, and started in on it. I think I was on it 2.5 months. I also changed who I was hanging out with to stay away from temptation. Sucked because as I was getting addicted to heroin, I was getting to know some pretty well known gender queers in the NYC area.
This >>6989811

>>6989818
garfield

>>6989826
pussy

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>>6989804
For some reason I never got into espresso drinks, I think it's just the price more than anything. Cappuccino is so good though.

>>6989806
Yeah, but I also don't order steak at restaurants either for the same reason. I'd say generally Starbucks hot chocolate is better than the stuff I make though.

>>6989809
You need a tolerance before you hit the heavy stuff desu, it used to just make me jittery. Now I basically need coffee every morning or else I get body and head aches

Carn you fuckin dogs.

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Slightly late 4chan birthday poast woo

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>>6989826
start with smaller.

>>6989833

But a latte is made with espresso.

tfw dui attorney payments are over
tfw intervention payments are over
tfw might win ffs/debt money from court case
tfw found a nice potential roommate on craigslist

pretty soon I'll be on track for the first time in a year and a half

>>6989824
>>6989839
I kinda get overly autistic over quality, plus I think I'm in love with the design, the thing can ejaculate lubricant.
>>6989831
it ranges from 5-7 inchs around in girth, its sounds intimidating but I think the first inch or two would work okay to start

>>6989818
gwendoline

I have a thing for Irish names though

>>6989845
big giant pussy

>>6989841
I know it is, but I don't get them often, because expensive. Plus a psl is basically all I get, I don't get regular lattes at all rly..

>>6989799
>God damn, nicely done, that's actually legit impressive.
I guess so. You know what? It's tiring when I am acting like an asshole. I was surprised at how much it took out of me. A co-worker (that quit yesterday because of the stress involved) told me that he left the office for a smoke once I started grilling them.
And to be honest I don't want to work with people where me stating I'll drop them like an anvil is the only way to get some recognition. Actual limey bastards.
I guess I am not really made out for axing people.

>So far I've mostly had customers bullying me.
How can you be bullied at a grocery store?

>>6989852
I get free coffee from my old job a lot. I'm probably gonna barista again pretty soon

>>6989800
me n u bb

>>6989784
mercury X shakira

>>6989857
omp
>_<

>>6989858
wut

>>6989862
>__<
ok mom

>>6989863
juniper X neptune

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>>6989759
I just beat Takeshi's Challenge for some reason.

>>6989764
Hey, you do you boo boo.

>>6989768
That sounds pretty neat actually. What kind of music is it?

>>6989866
w-woah

>>6989866
>>6989869
now kiss

>>6989849
it's going to cut my cloths budget in half senpai

>>6989869
w-wao
>>6989874
uguu ~~~

>>6989875
better use that money to buy sexy panties and lingerie

>>6989867
stop plz
>>6989868
>vidya

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i really want to go to school to become a botanist. is that dumb? ;_;

i cant take this

life is just constant suffering and no one cares to help

>>6989855

I'm a barista, it's fun :3

>>6989868

math rock influenced emo.
https://kieth.bandcamp.com/releases

>>6989852

Oh, yeah. They are expensive. A latte where I work is $5.

>>6989880
are u still high lol

>>6989879
It only matters if it was before Gen VII. That's when things really hit the fan.

>>6989799
>>6989806
>Chocolate tasty though, so I'll get a mocha, or if the season is right, peppermint mocha.
My favorite is a double hazelnut mocha.
>make a steak at home.
The quality I produce is so good, restaurant ones suck...

>>6989843
Good luck!!!

>>6989845
Quality is important.

>>6989845
>5-7 inchs around in girth
is reasonable. measure your wrist...

>>6989880
mope. Do it!!!

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>>6989874

>>6989880
Do it desu. Nothing is dumb if you're passionate about it.

>>6989878
I'm not so sure about then senpai, I can't just buy only underwear

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>hanging out with this trans girl I met a week ago because she wanted to buy magic cards
>go back to her dorm to chill, chat, and apparently etc.
>there's a brief pause in the conversation, then she pipes up
>"wanna fuck?"
>mfw

>>6989880
not if you show flowery butt

>>6989880
no. you should do it.
>>6989879
>stop plz
why
anon asked for my OTP. and my OTP is mercury Xshakira

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>>6989883

no i came down from my high this morning!!

>>6989886
>>6989888

are you sure it's not dumb? ;______;
idk why but it makes me emotional lol

>>6989891

n-no!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j00xuFa9Hk
so cozy
>>6989884
:/ idk sorry
>>6989882
hella fun
>>6989880
same you should move over here and we can go to college together

>>6989874
uhm i
uhm >//<
>>6989876
uhh
well how are you pookiepookie
>>6989890
n-nice

>>6989889
you should ONLY be buying and wearing underpants, underpants only at home, underpants at school, underpants only in public, underpants only everywhere

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>>6989890
"Yes."

>>6989890
Fucking transbians
>>6989896
A wise woman once said "don't let your memes be dreams"

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>>6989901

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>>6989853
Idk, I mean all things said, despite the money it just sounds like a toxic work environment. seems like the kind of place that isn't great to be long term. You have to be a sociopath to be good at axing people anyways, there's a reason most people aren't cut out for managing people.

Also, people bully me because I'm a cashier, people can make cashier's lives really hellish if they want to. Grumpy customers are the worst ;_;

>>6989855
Good luck, I may follow suit

>>6989886
Tbh I got spoiled with steak made at home, my dad grilled it a lot, steak was pretty cheap and available in Alberta

>>6989895
i thought shakira lusted after merc and now they hate each other?

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>>6989904
GRACE.

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>>6989908
Who?

>>6989886
I am not aware of a higher quality one out there, without shipping it's like 160

so 5-7 is reasonable circumference? why measure my wrist? I've never done butt stuff beyond couple times with fingers.
>>6989900
I don't think I'm that kind of girl senpai, I like frilly cloths with coverage

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>>6989909
How dare you.

>>6989896
tell me are your booty cheeks like porcelain, soft and red like rose petals from emperors bathwater?

>>6989907
shakira just creeps mercury out because of shakira's autism. I think its more of a 'rejected beta is bitter they were rejected" than a mutual "hate"

>>6989911
prude

>>6989909

I'm so into this .gif.

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>>6989903
>implying you are not a dirty, dirty transbian.

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>>6989899
>>6989901
"No"
I don't trust people enough for that

>>6989914
So does that dynamic have an underlying romance?

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>>6989912
Can't stop me.

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>>6989920
dam

>>6989918
I still don't understand what was going through that dudes mind.

>>6989819
I feel dead in the morning, and like shit all day, even if I only have a cola.
>>6989833
>Starbucks hot chocolate is better than the stuff I make though.
easily the best

>You need a tolerance before you hit the heavy stuff desu
I have 0 tolarance lol

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>>6989895
>>6989903

o-ok!!! I'M GONNA DO IT!!! ^____^ I'M EXCITED

>>6989898

i gotsta finish my pre-requisites then apply everywheree. there are so many good schools that offer plant biology degrees, it's crazy

>>6989913

i-i-idk

>>6989921
in my mind it does. Shakira brings up or alludes to mercury often enough that its obvious she's still lusting after merc.

the alternative OTP is mercury X rachel, but they're girlfriends who live together anyway, so its not as interesting a ship.

>>6989928
good job. STEM is good. you'll make lots of money.
How many more prereqs do you have?

>>6989927

Well, that sucks.

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>>6989920
I understand that too well.

>>6989922
Gonna get in trouuuuuuuuble.

>>6989918
It was one time and I was wasted Ok

>>6989929
rachel and mercury aren't together anymore

>>6989880
No more dumb then any of my aspirations

>>6989916
how does talking about sating my lustful butt prudish? Sure I think premarital is disgusting but self love is pure

>>6989936
source? i dont remember them saying they broke up.

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>>6989933
I'm always in trouble.

>>6989929
ah
Yeah it was when Shakira pushed closer to try to help merc prevent an attempted overdose. Shakira's fucking awesome.
>>6989928
i like plants a lottttt

>>6989931
I don't know if biology is really what most people mean when they say STEM

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>>6989940
There was a whole article about it in the Washington Post.

>>6989928
then I must investigate this and proceed to figure out The Secrets of Edie Rump©®™ for science!

>>6989940
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/6780888/#6781105

>>6989938
hmm, I like you evangeline let's be friends

>>6989943
mercury doesn't even do drugs. Sounds like Shakira fed you some bullshit.
>>6989946
link me up senpai. i need all the piping hot MTFG drama.

>>6989941
those feet are trash

>>6989949
lmao. thats beta as fuck.

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>>6989954
>having a foot fetish

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>>6989951

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how's my butt'
https://unsee
.cc/ranezodu/
im so weed

>>6989957
don't bully rachel

>>6989960
Totes humpable

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>>6989931

this >>6989944
i think the upper brackets make like 75k+? few make 6 figures. but i don't need to make lots of money to be happy with a job. camming taught me that.
i only have a few done. i went to a community college and did a lot of advanced courses when i was in high school and stuff, but idk
i lived in texas at the time and i have no idea if any of the credits i do have at this point would carry over. i prob need to be tested and replaced.

>>6989937

what are your aspirations?

>>6989943

same c: but idk. i think i've been scared to go back to school for a bit, but i kind of got over that this year so ye

>>6989947

LMAO NO!!

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>>6989941
Do you need a headpat?

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>>6989958
>not wanting to dominate your husband making him ejaculate over himself while being above him
pleb taste

>>6989970
there is nothing pure about you you need to stop using that tripcode immediately

>>6989959
alright how about bff's?

I want some cocks in me.

>>6989963
>don't bully rachel
t. rachel posting as anon.

I actually meant mercury though, why wouldn't she just call rachel? that sounds like some bizarre shit between the two of them. Crazy attracts crazy I guess.

>>6989968
bu-bu-butt it's for science

>>6989971
everything is pure in marriage senpai, it's in the bible
I did specify husband

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>>6989974
Thats pretty gay tbqh

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>>6989952
how do you know? she was posting shit about hard drugs a while ago.
>>6989968
do you garden?

look at my cute pic
>>6989958
i like that song!

*poke*
Squishy c:

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>>6989972

>>6989896
How long have you liked botany? The longer, the more likely you should try and learn it. you could become a florist or other related jobs.

>>6989906
>tfw am black angus producer... To top it off our lines have all the good genes for marbling and tenderness.

>>6989911
wrist will give you a size point to give you an idea of it's size.

>>6989927
My favorite hot chocolate starts out with 2 cups whole milk, 1 cup powdered milk, and 1/4th cup coco powder. blend well, and heat. Yeah, I like it strong...

>>6989968
If they were good grades they likely would. With all I took in hs I was nearly jr status when I finally went to collage.

>>6989979
because all of her friends said that was a meme, and she makes shit up all the time.

Sometimes I just start crying really hard because I don't know myself at all and I have a conspiracy against myself.

>>6989881
what do I do

i keep getting worse every day

>>6989989
Just wake up.

>>6989980
that image is
why
>>6989981
why did u poke my plushie omg

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>>6989985

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I'm bored. Watching Gotham. It's extremely well produced and decently written

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>>6989980
good taste family

>>6989987
sounds like that's pretty mean that she fucked with shakira then. Do her friends know her well enough to be accurate?

>>6989988
deconstruct it then work on the issues you find.

>>6989994
yeah, let's be friends
does that sound look a good idea to you

How do you forgive yourself?

Everyone talking about what they wanted to be...I wanted to be an astronaut..my dream died years ago :(

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>>6989999
develope love and compassion for yourself. Also therapy...

>>6989989
please someone help

>>6989995
ask them>>6989998 >>6989981 >>6989968

i wouldn't really believe anything a sperglord like Shakira says though. just my opinion.

>>6990003
that is some crazy brow bossing there.

>>6989998
I am really terrible at being a friend to people so i just gave that up mostly. sorry. I will still talk with you if you are in the thread but I want to be anon

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>>6989992
yay senpai!
>>6989986
I think I'm going to get it, I'm at the point where I lust after it, I need to train to be a good wife anyways, cloths can wait awhile, I NEED it

>>6990003
I just lie to my therapist

>>6990002
I wanted to cuddle beep...

>>6990002
I wanted to be a dictator of an empire

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>>6990002
Hey I wanted to be a pilot but my eyes were all fucked and I turned out to be a limp wristed faggot anyways
Preach sister

>>6989999
Remember youre just a human like everyone else and we all mess up a little

>>6989998
>>6989981
are you close enough to merc to know for certain she doesn't do drugs?

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>>6989974

iktf

>>6989976

it is not!

>>6989979

when i was younger i did! my great grandmother and i gardened a lot. she had all kinds of trees and bushes. the roses were always my fav.
i haven't for awhile cause i started living in apartments and never had the space. i need to get back into it tho. dysphoria turned me into a zombie.

>>6989986

i guess like half of my life? i had a lot of interests before dysphoria hit me like a brick in early high school/late middle school lol
and ye i've always gotten fairly good grades. i need to get so many things done now tho. but at least i have a direction finally. took long enough.

>>6989999

you understand what you did wrong, accept it, and forgive yourself for doing those things. then you treat yourself nice.

>>6990007
>>6989995

also ya, mercury hasn't even touched drugs. it was a 4chan meme.

i never wanted to be anything and now i'm a wageslave failure pretty cool i guess

>>6990016
that used to work. It's just a paradox.

>>6990007
im not very close with shakira

>>6990008
ok <3 i think you're cool so far tho if that means anything

>>6990017
hm?
merc is in socal, i'm in norcal
when we talked she didn't do drugs

>>6990018
why do cis girls wear those fake nails like that, it's so obvious

I wanted to be an anime. Now I'm slowly becoming one

>>6990007
huh what are we talking abt w/ merc

>>6990024
idk why do you want to wear your sissy loli clothes?

>>6990019
The only thing I ever wanted to be was a woman. I finally got what I wanted, but now I'm 23 with no skills or education :/

>>6989738
if you don't mind me asking how much do you weigh

>>6990018
I have a balcony garden.. Start an underwater garden in a small aquarium if you don't have much space..
It's hard to accept myself sometimes.
Have you ever met her irl though?

>>6990024
its the style right now. I agree it looks like shit.
>>6990025
i want to be an anime!!
>>6990026
juniper and shakira are saying she was overdosing on hard drugs.

>>6990011
Help me fly there
>>6990012
A nice one I hope
>>6990013
>eyes
Is corrective laser not an option?? You can still take private lessons!!!!

>>6989980

MLP outside of /mlp/

BANNED

>>6990018
it is it's for my bio class I promise ... ... ... wink

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>>6990024
it might be a fascination w/ putting stuff on their bodies, i guess maybe for convenient style? sort of like w/ fake eyelashes or hair extensions

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>>6989969
The answers never no.

>>6990029
well at least you're a pretty girl I just feel like a freak

>>6990035
rly

>>6990039
thx dad

>>6990032
oh I doubt it

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>>6990035
no please don't ban froggu ;_;

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>>6990024

honestly, idk. i used to wear acrylics and do an almond tip cause the paint stayed longer, and i liked the shape. square nails have always looked trash to me tho.
but i think lots of girls wear acrylics cause of the paint not chipping thing, as well as like... the fact that a lot of girls can't grow long nails.
i stopped wearing them myself 2 months ago, and it's been a bitch growing them all the way out.
after you've had acrylics for years your natural nail turns to shit and looks gross without them until they completely grow out again, it sucks.

>>6990002

what other dreams do you have?

>>6990031

i think i'm gonna move into a loft in the area, and then start a garden in there as best as i can.
and accepting yourself is really hard honestly, but feel fortunate that you're doing it now, and not in your 40s and 50s, yknow?
i've known mercury for like 3 years now, and i know everything about her and her interests and stuff. she doesn't do drugs, trust me lol

>>6990037

WAT WAS THAT WINK

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>>6990040

Ahem.

>>6990032
stfu the fucking conversation is right there. I'm trying to figure out the layers of irony she was using when she was memeing about drugs. gosh don't put words in my posts you dingus

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>>6990033
I don't think corrective laser is an option, my eyes are pretty fuckered
Also, private lessons aren't an option when I'm living paycheck to paycheck ;~;

>>6990039
On hormones yet bruv? <3

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>>6990047
Shhh you're not making stealth any easier.

>>6990050
seems like a pretty positive reaction for a japanese mother

When I was a kid I wanted to be bruce lee. When i was in high school i wanted to be dead. Now I wanna be in a band

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>>6990052
Need help making it harder?

>>6990042

Global rule 15
>All pony/brony threads, images, Flashes, and avatars belong on /mlp/.

I know because I played a part in the creation of said rule by spamming Fluttershy pictures on /b/ 5 years ago

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>>6990045
roses are really nice.
ok i believe you now.

>>6990048
fuck you. you're taking everything shakira says at face value, and going about things from that angle, when three people who were friends with mercury just said that was bullshit. shakira and mercury weren't ever friends and you can go back and look through the archive and see that shakira was just a hanger-on who got upset when mercury wasn't interested in her. and since then whenever mercury comes up all she can say is "oh we hate each other, too bad we dont get along"

>>6990051
How fucked are your eyes?

>>6990045
what are you talking about?
what wink?
you're crazy
you're insane
(show me your membrane)

wink
wink

>>6990059
ok thank you

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>>6990058
I'm already pretty hard

Post what you're listening to right now

also guess what trip I am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FukeNR1ydOA

>>6989968
Uh...I don't really know I've jumped around quite a bit

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>>6990067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9QL42uzCHU

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>>6990002
I was working my way towards being an artist & entertainer. I'm not sure what I want to do next, or can do next.

>>6990007
closest I have to a face shot.

>>6990010
you need to be honest with your therapist.

>>6990018
I'm still trying to find a direction.

>>6990024
so they don't have to fight to keep real nails perfect and unbroken.

>>6990030
To much...

>>6990045
I used a very low temp, around 110F full melt, hot glue to hold them on. A hair dryer was all that was needed to soften the glue and remove them. I trimmed them to fit, painted them, then put them on. I did them in batches.

>>6990067
computer fan noise.

>>6990061
fuck me? NO, FUCK YOU!
i'm not gonna look in the archive. I didn't know that the drug thing was a meme with merc and so I asked some people.. Yr being silly and not looking at this objectively like I'm trying to do. I'm not as hung up on this as it seems you think I am.

>>6990045
Tbh I don't know anymore..like of course live in my own place, get a qt companion..but after that...idek..I feel like my whole life I've just been too dumb to dream about doing anything with my life:( like I have no talents and I'm prob really autistic bc i cant function like everyone else does around me