/Cis Lesgen/

>>6980945
me on the left

>>6980945
>karlie is wearing flats
lol that cute giraffe

>tfw no gf
Hold me

>>6980945
>Missing substance to the topic
>Not directing non lesbians to the other threads
>Not linking to the previous thread

Come on now, if you want to take over nazi's role put in some effort on the OP.

>>6981068
Sorry i will remember for next time
Just felt like i had to take action because
searchung for the fresh new thread in catalog kept leading me to the tranny shitpost thread

>there's a cute girl who i'm pretty sure is a lesbian at my school
>kinda have a weird crush on her
>tfw she looks exactly like a female version of my best friend
>like enough to be his sister
>would be feel weird dating her probably
>but the heart wants what the heart wants

>>6980945
>tfw no Amazon girlfriend

>>6981173
Fugg her

>>6981537
Ugly ass nigga

>>6981180
>tfw you are the Amazon gf

>>6981627
Same

Isn't being trans great

>>6981640
I'm not trans lol. Just tall and /fit/.

>>6980945
Whats the point of this thread aside of parading your transphobia around?

>>6981662
We go through this at least once a week. Cis lesgen was a reaction to trannies ruining the original lesgen. Trans women may still post here (its not like were gonna know), but this thread is for talking about lesbian stuff, not trans stuff.

>>6981651
I was mostly bored and baiting, but desu people love that I'm 5'11 and my girlfriend is 5'2 and it's kinda nice

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>>6981162
>not just putting lesgen in your bookmark bar

Keep up

>>6981764
>that nose
>those hair
>that swimsuit
>those damn nails
Eww.

>>6981785
Yikes, agreed. Nice tummy and boobs though.

>>6981662
Not liking dick is transphobic, okay anon
Transbians have their own thread, go shitpost there

>>6981516
It'd be so weird if I fucked her. Like I was eating her out and I look up and I see a face that very closely resembles my best friend

>>6981918
Why? I'm a lesbian and i have a right to post in a lesbian thread.

>>6981931
I know what you mean anon, it'd be too awkward for me too. At that point, look to the personality. If she's cute, looks like your best friend, but is shitty otherwise, then you won't be missing anything!

>>6981938
Learn to read. The header says ""afab"" lesbians only. If you're a transwoman, you're not ""afab""
You have your own thread, why do you feel the need to invade ours?

>>6981938
If you were born with a dick or like dick, you aren't a lesbian. Lesbianism is a dick free zone, sorry

>>6981938
Men can't be lesbians, leave and take your male entitlement with you

>>6981968
What if they got SRS, just curious

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>>6981878
No one cur

>>6981979
>>6981968
>>6981963
Haven't you learned by now
Guys I think it's trannies or straight men who shit up the thread more by replying to transhit
Any actual lesbians know better

>>6981931
Then say
>"You don't have to say anything, just put on this mask."
And hand her a Hillary mask.

>>6982008
Still male. Carving butter into a butterfly doesn't make it a butterfly, it's still butter, it's just shaped like a butterfly now
Biological sex is an immutable reality

>>6982043
Yes yes everyone knows this, but don't respond so they have nothing to respond to.

>>6982043
So you consider a trans person (mtf and ftm) who has had SRS as always being their born cis gender?

>>6982060
I'm not trans, just curious

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>>6980651
Okay, I think I'm ready now...

>tfw no Hispanic gf
God torments me by sending all these qt's

>>6982068
Gender is socially constructed. It isn't real, therefore you cannot identify with something that isn't real.
That leaves biological sex, which is real because if it was a social construct, animals wouldn't have it and recognize it.
99.9% of the population can be clearly put into the two reproductive classes of male and female. Intersex doesn't negate this, intersex conditions are usually a variation on male or female, just how people born without lower limbs doesn't negate humans being bipedal.
Now for biological sex:
Female = of the sex that produces non-mobile gametes (ova)
Male = of the sex that produces mobile gametes (sperm)
Woman = adult human female
Man = adult human male
So why are people so desperate to be referred to as the opposite sex? What's wrong with being a gender nonconforming man or woman?

>>6981785
You forgot
>that dadhand
>those spiderfingers
>that big wifebeater elbow
tbqh

>>6982093
Post your ideal gf itt

>>6982116
>Gender is socially constructed. It isn't real, therefore you cannot identify with something that isn't real.
So, what tells a bull how to mount a cow? What tells the cow to stand for the bull?

>>6982167
Biological sex and instinct, you dumbass
Animals can recognize biological sex

>>6982116
>So why are people so desperate to be referred to as the opposite sex? What's wrong with being a gender nonconforming man or woman?
I bet it's how they experience it which is the problem. The way people experience attraction to the same sex despite having reproductive system that only functions normally with opposite sex. It's not the same thing but they still experience it, just like gay people of the opposite sex experience no attraction to their trans bodies.

>>6982116
ok, thanks, I have to run now, but may be back

>>6982174
Where is that instinct stored? Why do some dogs and rats show the opposite set of instincts that would be expected for their biological sex? Ie, male rats acting female, and female rats acting male?

>>6982186
No I'm not talking about dysphoria. I am dysphoric. I've struggled with dysphoria about my female body ever since puberty. I don't think people shouldn't seek out surgery and hrt, I just think it should be a last resort.
Why do people "identify" as women?
What is a "woman" if not an adult human female?
Is it a collection of stereotypes like liking makeup, being submissive, and empathetic?

>>6982160
>skinny or flat chest
>somewhat athletic
>academic
>kinky af
>likes to cuddle and snuggle
>can handle my dorkiness

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>>6982209
We are stupid humans. We don't know. Even scientists have virtually no clue. And a few 18-25-year-olds ruminating on this in a 4chan thread will give you zero meaningful insights.

/topic

>it's a trannies talk about their issues again thread
For fuck's sake.
But that's true after all, there's not enough threads for them.

>>6982209
A woman is to a human as a doe is to a deer
A woman is an adult human female no matter how she acts, just like a doe is an adult female deer, no matter how she acts
It is not an identity. It is a biological reality
Variations in behavior don't negate this

Can trans people who want to talk about trans things do it in one of the many trans threads on this board?

Let's talk about lesbian things. What type of vagina do you like most? Long and narrow? Short and muscular? What traits do you enjoy in others and what traits does yours have that you like?

>>6982268
Do you mean vulva? I'm not picky about the appearance, but I do have a preference for full bush or just any pubic hair. Not a fan of completely barren. It looks like a child
As for inner labia, I have long ones so I guess I prefer them on the longer side? Definitely don't really care too much about those tho.

>>6982239
Studies of people with brain damage have shown it is in the older reptile part of the brain. Studies where they have messed with the hormones in rats as they gestated have allowed them to make transgender rats.

>>6982239
>18-25-year-olds
Make that 14-30 and it's correct

>>6982213
Don't call it gender then, call it something else, make up a third redundant terminology, whatever you call it there are obviously people that experience it.
It's not directly related to the experience of attraction. Experiencing what you do wont make you more or less attractive to the opposite sex or the same sex in this case.
They're still your experiences biology be damned but it has nothing to do with the sexual attraction of anyone else. It's not a lesbian or gay topic.

>>6982305
>14
What

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>>6982292
I prefer the term bagooner. But really I just want people to talk about pussy.

Personally I'm a big fan of any type as long as they don't smell. I get intimidated by really long ones though. I can't reach everything with my fingers and I worry my tongue won't go deep enough to be satisfying to them. There's always toys, but some women don't like them.

I feel lucky as hell to have a short one. Everything's easily assessable.

Lesgen, I know you have an imaginary gf.
What is she like/who is she/how many are there?

>>6982537
>Around the same age is I am
>studying medicine/STEM
>Nerdy and a huge dork
>not the most beautiful gf in the world but cute still
>still the only one I'd ever want
>we'd live in a flat, lots of books and a few cats
>drink red wine after work/school, snuggle with cats while watching Netflix

>>6980945
Right is another tranny. Femboy who decided to pretend to be a woman Like that tranny model Mtfg is always posting.

>>6982160
>dark hair, any race
>tall, like 5"10 and over
>bad attitude. the meaner the better

if you're out there hmu

>>6982586
ugh also i love a funny girl... should have added that.. if you can make me laugh you can look like anything (within reason) i'll be weak for you

>>6981662

God can we have just one thread in which the trannies don't invade to try and convince us to suck their dicks or lick their inverted penis holes because they're so TOTALLY women..

just one fucking thread.

>>6982537
>Korean gf
>Really tall
>Very traditional yet somehow lesbian
>Needs to be coaxed out of her shell sometimes
>Loves to cook, especially with me
>Likes cuddling in comfy sweaters

what is the youngest yall would go for?

>>6982645
i turn 24 next month and the youngest i'd date is.. maybe 20.. if the girl was really cute.. but i'd prefer to date an older woman

>>6982645
I'm almost 26 and I probably wouldn't date younger than 22 unless she was just irresistibly cute.

>>6982085
hnnng, i want to live in her lingerie trunk.

>>6982537
>kissless virgin, waiting for a true love to show her the way
>same age as me, give or take two years
>short
>ginger, also preferably Irish
>T H I C C
>shy
>liking nature
>willing to live the Varg life

>>6982660
I thought you were turning into a tranny who liked butch lesbian underarm sweat

>>6982673
please, stop shitposting, or I'm going to report you
keep /b/ in /b/

Creator of the faarahorseshitline bymisohumboink here...

any of you tried using 4chan to hook up with other girls? or even starting some kind of lesbian skype group chat? seems like we have a really poor sense of community and use these websites or forums as a place to bitch about tfw no gf but never do anything about it

>>6982680
Just report as s p a m and ignore, f a m

>>6982721
I've tried but they always get shy and never want to leave lesgen and go to kik or anything. It's hard to actually find anyone in your area, too, if we're talking anything serious. There's around 40-50 cis lesbians in lesgen and we're talking worldwide.

We do have a skype and discord. Skype group seemed like it was all 19-year-olds hipster nerds.

>>6982721
ha, i can barely find someone from my continent now imagine finding lesbians online from my area

Tell me about your earliest lesbian experience

>>6982792
I went to a fair and at a game booth one of the attendees came over to me and put her hands on my hips to put me into a better position.

I didn't win but she gave me a thing anyway.

I was seven, but it still totally counts right?

>>6982775
i guess you're looking to date locally, personally i'm a big fan of online relationships. sex doesn't mean that much to me and you can have a pretty fulfilling relationship long distance.

>>6982754
i would love to join a lesbian skype group. in general it seems like all online lesbian communities are just awful. tumblr is awful, lchat is awful, 4chan is awful and i live in a small town so there's almost no LGBT presence in my town. and to be honest i'm afraid of joining the local meetings because i don't want it to be a bunch of queer non binary gender shit. so i feel very lost and communityless. i wish there was something we could do to band together....

>>6982915
Iktf, though I would at least try out the local meetings. You can always just leave or stop going if you don't like it.

There's a discord link here >>6980945
I'm not sure how to go about getting a skype invite.

Trying to join discord but I think the link expired. It's just letters now and no actual number code..

>>6982648
>>6982661
18 to 21 year olds are literally children
thats magnified if they grew up with any financial privelage and they're basically adylt sized toddlers if theyve never had to work and been NEET this entire time

>>6983061
idk man. 20 year olds can sometimes be mature, i mean i agree for the most part and would prefer not to date a 20 year old .. but i'm not ruling them out if i meet one that i do like. but i was pretty mature at 20

agree about anyone younger than 20 though, like i said i'd prefer to date someone older than me. got a bit of a mommy fetish

>>6982967
https://discord.gg/yryTn

>>6983061
I wouldn't go that far. If they can live on their own and drive themselves, they aren't /children/. Just there's a maturity gap. I thought I was mature too when I was 20-21, it takes being older to see the gap.

(Which is exactly why you'll never get your mommy gf, anon, sorry. Older women are to learn from, not to fug)

>>6983180
a girl can dream tho

>>6981938
I agree. Do whatever you want and eventually you will be welcomed here.

>>6982721
You must be new. We used to have a tinychat and at least 6 members hooked up from it. Not all together, duh, in sets of 2

>>6982043
How would you determine someone's biological sex though? If you can't, why should it be a factor in who you're attracted to? Attraction is on the basis of what we perceive, not some invisible layer of objective reality unknown to us.

>>6982116
>Gender is socially constructed. It isn't real, therefore you cannot identify with something that isn't real.
One can definitely "identify with" something that isn't real, as long as it has meaning to them.

>99.9% of the population can be clearly put into the two reproductive classes of male and female. Intersex doesn't negate this, intersex conditions are usually a variation on male or female, just how people born without lower limbs doesn't negate humans being bipedal.
99.9% is actually a really low ratio though. That means 1 out of 1000 people is intersex. Even in a small town there's likely to be a couple of people who aren't completely male or female. And the existence of intersex means that the male/female binary isn't an absolute reality, even if most intersex people are "mostly" male or female, they deviate from the norm enough to not be considered as either.

>So why are people so desperate to be referred to as the opposite sex? What's wrong with being a gender nonconforming man or woman?
Being gender non-conforming beyond a certain point isn't really a plausible option in our current culture. Gender-nonconforming men get criticized and harassed for being unmasculine, yet are still expected to bear all the burdens placed upon masculine men. Gender-nonconforming women are accused of taking advantage of their "female privilege" and being special snowflake attention whores. And this isn't even getting into the fact that trans people are uncomfortable with the sexually dimorphic aspects of their bodies, it's not even all about gender roles.

>>6982116
t. Closeted FtM

>>6982645
18

>>6983597
and how old are u?

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>>6983540
You sound fun.

>>6981681
>mostly

>>6983515
yeah i'm pretty new to /lgbt/. forgot it even existed as i mostly frequent /x/

that sounds cool though

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Why are the women in this thread so hateful against other women who happen to be born in the wrong body despite them going to medical efforts to correct it?

>>6984965
Because cis lesbians are shit.

>>6984965
I don't hate trans women at all.

But I have a preference and it's for natural vagina. I'm sorry that I am being "closed minded" for disregarding "feminine penis" or having anything to do with a malformed vagina.

>>6985003

Nah I can understand that.

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>>6985003
>ywn heavily make out with ellen page at an oscar after party.

Why is life so cruel!!!!

>>6985003
This. one of my best friends is a trans woman. I taught her to do her makeup, styled and dyed her hair several times, and helped her shop for clothes. But I like vagina.

>>6985003
That's transphobia. It might be casual transphobic not hateful one but it's no better than casual racism. You should re-considerate your hidden biases.

>>6985022
Where's the transphobia at? What about gay guys that have a preference for black guys with big dicks? Or how about guys that pump their cocks up with saline to have mega giant cocks? Or small penises? I just have a preference! Some lesbians prefer neo vaginas or feminine penis. I don't hate them for doing so. I'm sorry but I don't believe I am transphobic, you fucking shitlord.

>>6985033
You have a unconscious bias against "neo vaginas". Just fucking admit it.

>>6985038
I'm sorry but you really need to check your trans victimization privilege. You're triggering me atm.

>>6985022
>>6985038
>cis lezzies enjoy this casual baiting
you say you don't, but you do ; ]

>>6985038
I don't give two shits about a neo vagina. I just prefer regular vagina. I've looked at porn that had neo vaginas in it and it didn't turn me on at all.

>>6985022
Did you know that 'neovaginas' can get hair balls and have been found to have traces of feces in them? It's literally a degloved dick turned inside out. Anyone that would put their mouth or hands on that is crazy.

>>6985058
>Anyone that would put their mouth or hands on that is crazy.
Just fuck off to /pol/. You would fit right in.

>>6985014
Just become a part of an Oscar-winning movie and hire Ellen Page to star in it. EZ-PZ.

>>6985014
Think about it. Someone is licking her pussy and that someone isn't you.

>>6982537
>Ambitious, probably studying/is a lawyer or in the financial sector or semi-successful entrepreneur
>Dominant, yet caring or supportive, probably have troubles showing emotions in general
>Taller, not that hard as I'm 5'2''
>Likes art and/or movies
>High sex drive, probably a bit of a kinkster due to stressful work

>>6985543
Are you stalking me?

But babe none of my relationships work because of the barely showing emotions part. I will hurt you.

>>6985725
My dad was incapable of showing emotions so I think that's why I like it and is just used to that sort of behavior. So it's perfectly alright with me, I'm a bit of a masochist both physically and psychologically. But overall pretty sane person, or as sane as they come on 4chan at least. I'm also pretty horrible at showing emotions, but I'll make you breakfast on bed to show you I love you after all although I'll probably only say the words once a year if you're lucky.

>>6983582
I'm ex-trans/detranstioned/re-identified actually

>>6985781
cari?

>>6985781
so what do you look like nowadays?

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Who was everyone's first lesbian crush? Mine was pic related

>>6985793
Don't know who that is
>>6985812
Your typical butch lesbian stereotype but with longer hair

>>6985845
cari is a detransitioned woman that i (trans man, ex-feminist) used to know
she's becoming kind of a big name in tumblr's terf scene

>>6985868
If you're a trans man and anti terf why are you in this thread? Only terfs believe TM can be lesbians

>>6985875
i just popped in to ask if anon was someone i knew, i'm not hanging around
i mentioned my context so anon knew i was a male antifeminist invader in her safe space :^)

>>6985927
If you're a trans man you're not male

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>>6985836
my gaydar was working when I was 10 years old.

>>6985845
What do you think when you see a person like your previous trans self who is struggling?

>>6982116
>What's wrong with being a gender nonconforming man or woman?
There absolutely isn't and I wish more people were not delusional thinking they can *become* the opposite sex after they slap on a wig and use some diminutive pedo nicknames to refer to themselves.

t. gender nonconforming man on estrogen

>>6985953
I sympathize with dysphoric people. I'm dysphoric too.
I hope they can find a way to exist happily with their body someday.
For some people that's therapy and learning self acceptance. For others its surgery and hormones. But I think more people need to be aware of alternatives to transition. And I still believe people should just exist as gender nonconforming men/women rather than trying to become the opposite sex.
I'm a dysphoric gender nonconforming woman. I may be detranstioned, but I'm still dysphoric and still want top surgery. It doesn't make me less of a woman
>>6985986
I feel you, brother

>>6985986
That wouldn't help a trans person, the crippling knowledge that you were born in the wrong body/can't have kids/don't have a cis vagina is only somewhat alleviated by being socially accepted as if none of it were true, while physically transitioning so you don't have to look at some disgusting man with a dick in the mirror every morning.

"It's ok to have a dick and be a man" is just not going to stop the mental disconnect they have with their bodies

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>>6985836
Pic related
Got a crush on her since I was about 6 and it's still my type of women to this day

>>6986078
There is nothing wrong with looking like a woman as male as long as one acknowledges the fact that they are in fact a man and not a woman.

The core of the problem is that feminine men aren't accepted in the society because of the pressure on men to have more sons and failure to do so angers both straight women who lose the opportunity to have potentially quality children and men who lose the opportunity to have more of their own. If ideas like these were abolished it would be perfectly okay to live your life as a feminine man without having to label yourself as a woman.

>>6986123
No one is claiming they aren't male. If being referred to by male pronouns and a male name is triggering severe depression I will respect someone's wishes to not feel like shit.

>>6982956
>>6982915
[email protected]

>>6986123
It's work in a world without social gender differences, I'm sure it'd solve the problem for most, and it would probably reduce some lesbian/straight male issues with find out the person they're attracted to is trans.

We don't really live in that world though.

>>6986123
>>6986228

Notice how all the feminine guys here like Femgen are all addicted to hormones. Even if they say they identify as guys.

And how all those feminine male models were on black market hormones? And they have a habit of going full mtf?

You can play all you want with social gender differences but unless you went and genetically engineered bio gender differences away, there will still be a lot of feminine guys who would rather have a femaleish body, even if they don't identify as women.

>Make thread specifically to avoid trans discussion and derailing
>thread is nothing but trans discussion and derailing
What is the final solution to the trans question?
science has gone too far to five them the surgery and drugs to sustain their meme lives...

>>6986334
You can't stop talking about them.

You turn every thread into a monologue about why you hate them and so the threads become about them.

You don't have much social intelligence thbfam

>>6986278
>And they have a habit of going full mtf?
They only do that because the society pressures them. If you said you take hormones but are still a man most people would be speechless but as soon as you say you are trans they go all "omg good luck to you" which is what those femboy models Stav and Andrej did.

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>>6986334
As a trans woman, I think the only solution is for all of us to get qt gfs and play vidyah on the couch with them

>>6982125
>wifebeater elbow
kek, this cracked me up big time for some reason

>>6982160
>under 5'
>huge rack
>redhead
>fiery personality but insecure underneath
>gets off hugely on humiliation, bondage etc but hates it
>can't reconcile her ideals with the reality of her desires
>craves being flogged and tortured as punishment for her sick urges
>but obviously wanting that just makes her even more disgusted and closes the loop
>hates herself for the whole thing but can't give it up

>>6986660
You're looking for someone who is bound to have a battle with mental issues going on at all times.

I don't think this is what you really want.

>>6986334
Even if the 10 lesbians in these threads ignore the men, the trolls will answer to them, so there's no solution, except for filters. Then, you have a nice thread of 50 messages which are about lesbians. Wonderful, isn't it?

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>>6986414
then why are so many of them either getting Srs or want it? And these are the same boys who get enraged if you call them trannies for it so they're clearly committed to some sort of Andro male identity and are unwilling to hand it over regardless of the fact they want the exact same stuff mtf patients get when going all the way.

That really just proves that even if you got rid of gender roles and everyone could act androgynous, lots of feminine boys would still find the idea of physically becoming like normal men so unpleasant that they still go and get tranny procedures.

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>>6985836
I still have a soft spot for short redheads.

>tfw no gf
So I'm spending yet another Friday drinking wine alone and crying myself to sleep.

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>>6986420
Fuck off.
Go back to trolling femgen or something like you always do, bro.

>>6986838
I don't know and frankly can't speak for them. They are pressured or something? Sure there are tranny-fetishizing dudes who love "chicks with dicks" but outside this fringe niche everyone is nauseated by the thought of it so this could be a factor as well. People just want to blend in even if it means turning your dick upside down, I guess.

Perhaps some feminine boys just don't want to grow up? I don't think there is anything wrong with modifying your endocrine system to end up looking more fem and younger-looking compared to regular bio dudes as long as you don't do it out of spite or if there is some underlying issue like history of sexual abuse or something.

>>6987045
Was that an old photo? He looks cute desu

>>6987233
What a waste. Wait, that's be admiting he was alpha at some point

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>>6987233
>"he looks cute"
>lesgen
Found the bislut.

>>6987266
so what? can bi girls not go here and talk about dating girls?

>>6987266
I have experience in making it feel really really gay though
>>6987045
>mtfs coming into women's spaces and body shaming with pre estrogen pics

This is why no one takes you seriously, you act like straight men

>>6987295
>delusional middle-aged man in a dress on the loose again: the episode

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>>6987266
>>6987045
Androgynous men are attractive though. Idk if that's why he looked good with and without hormones. Good bone structure idk.

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>>6987032
Have you ever dated a milf, lesgen ?

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Anyone else here gender critical? The guy posting right now only reinforces my convictions.

>>6987447
Not so much as date but I hooked up with one of my professors in college.

>>6987495
It's hard to get into it, most the people who take time to talk about it are racists, white supremists, and other crazy types, so like it's hard to have a conversation with any of them if you're actually a critical thinker.

>>6987495
You kept talking in all the threads about how you hate trannies. How does it surprise you that making your thread about them would lead to this. No other gen is that dumb.

>>6987447
Most of my relationships when I was younger was with MILF's, or at least older women. I know some were moms but by the time we met their kids were grown.

>>6987447
no but that's the dream. honestly all i want in life is to find a 35+ gay lady to be with.

so many lesbians i know fancy gillian anderson but i've never really been attracted to her

The good thing is that tranners are tripfags so it's easy to block em out.

>>6987270
Nope. The OP should have highlighted that. But usually you want to fuck off.

>>6987447
This is my true purpose in life.

>>6987495
I prefer not to waste my time with identity politics, except when it comes to all those nuanced factors that still affect people by race. I think identity politics is just a distraction from things that matter.

>>6987650
>no but that's the dream. honestly all i want in life is to find a 35+ gay lady to be with.

It's not all that it's cracked up to be. First, after the new relationship excitement wears off there's a huge difference in libidos. That was a major cause of my relationships ending.

Second, there's a tendency for the older partner to become more mother than lover. I admit I got into these relationships because I had mommy issues but when your lover starts treating you like a child instead of their partner it kills the relationship.

Third, most older women are/were better off in life and then tended to shower me with gifts. It felt they were bribing me to stay with them and it upset the dynamics of the relationship.

>>6987692

i get that, i'm not someone who wants it every day or even every week but a difference in libidos would be something to overcome

i'm not sure if i have mommy issues quite honestly so i have no idea if that would present itself and i totally understand the thing about money, the dynamic could be a bit 'toy boy' ish

i'm worried though bc you say this but i don't really have much choice i struggle to be attracted to people of my own age, i feel my only chance at happiness is with someone at least 10 years older than me

>>6987711
10 years isn't too bad.

I was in a relationship with a 52-year old woman when I was 26 and a 41-year old woman when I was 25. Outside of those relationships were "flings" with women 40-60 when I was mid 20's to late 30's.

To me dating someone within 10 years of my age would be like dating someone my age.

>>6987743

to me 10 years is nothing, it's just others don't tend to see it that way. but ideally i'd be truly happy in a relationship with someone 20-30 years older than me. i have no idea how you even find women interested in relationships like that, with people my age

how did you find those relationships? they sound like my ideal situation considering any attraction to people my age is forced

>>6987763
I basically fell into them.

The 52-year old was a lawyer who visited where I worked. She basically caught me looking at her and asked me out. Went from there.

The 41-year old was a cop who answered a domestic violence call (I got the crap beat out of me). About two months later I beat the crap out of the woman (yeah, about 15 years older than me) and she responded to that call, too. She got my number and asked me out.

Other times it's just meeting at bars or social events. I'm a soft butch so I have "lesbian" written all over me so I attract other lesbians easily.

I've drunk too much red wine and I'm drunk. So AMA

>>6987570
Everyone becomes gender critical when they see an intrusive middle-aged heterosexual male namefag in a thread catering to lesbians desu.

>>6987871
Kinkiest thing you've ever done?

>>6987903
Rape play combined with blood play. Knives, needless and other things. It was pretty damn sick but felt so fucking good.

>>6987912
>Knives
Wew, that's pretty radical.

>>6987871
Ive drunk to much vodka and now I love all of you <3

>>6987932
It was quite fun actually. She was my session slave and still is.
>>6987960
<3 If I could I'd marry you

>>6987912
I always wanted to be cut a bit during sex. I'm happy to learn today that that's actually a thing and I'm not as weird as I thought I was.

>>6987983
There are always those who shame your kinks because they don't understand. I mean I do it too. I could never see what someone sees in diapers, pee and shit. Not my cup of tea but I try not to judge. Though Just remember to take care of the cutting wounds afterward so they don't turn into ugly scars.

>>6987912
I never got blood play. How is blood sexy exactly? ????

>>6987711
10 years is fine and forget about the whole mommy issues thing. There's nothing wrong with being attracted to someone due to their higher maturity and intelligence, and you'll most likely find those attributes in someone a bit older than you

You know what's a comforting thought?

The idea that your concerns are just as puffed up and inflated as your ego at their worst.

When you beat upon yourself the most, you're giving it far too much air, as when you're awash with your own ego.

That's comforting to me. Levels me out. I hope you all feel the same at your darkest hours, lesgen.

>>6985014
She doesn't look that great here. Too sweaty and done up. The combination creating some android look. It isn't natural. She can be cute, but natural women are the best. Celebrity hype meme is at it's worst in this picture.

>>6985946
Aw man why you gotta be so shitty. Other people didn't respond because they're better than me. But damn that didn't even read as bantz, just pure shit.

>>6988334
Thank you. I really needed that.

>>6988351
She's perfect. What the fuck an android? Natural women smell like dirty portland hippie vegans.

>>6985845
>>6986044

>tfw no detransitioned terf gf to rub vaginas with and make her feel like a real woman

You really need a lesbian gf to help you learn to enjoy your beautiful breasts. Optimally.

>>6987034

Can I join you?

>>6988406
Of course. Though I'd try to hit on you desu

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>>6987032
>>6987447

Im really in love with my friend
She's hetero af (lesbians are really gross for her) and have a bf

Should i kill myself?

>>6988399
I bet she smells like that. Her puss all full of glistening sweat as her brow.

But she's too made up for my tastes. She's prettier in more candid shots.

Fuck I've been reading a book written by an England born man and its colored my language.

>>6988421
Is just a crush. You'll get over it. Don't act on it. Love with it. Look into dating. As in, make a dating profile on some site and use flattering pictures with a description that isn't overblown/sparse on details but rich in content, if you get what I'm saying. That'll distract you from this unobtainable woman you have your sights on.

>>6988421
Conversion rape her and give her oceans of cummies so she realizes that lesbianism is the only way to live

Or seriously just realize that the fantasies in your head aren't of her but of a fake woman that is into you and shares her physical form and you're not really in love with an actual person.

>>6988334

I've just accepted that absolutely nothing matters. People create meaning to cope with the emptiness of our lives. Unfortunately, I've always been pretty bad at doing that.

>>6985053
>basing your sexual preference on what you've seen in porn

>>6988334
That was pretty amazing anon

>>6988482
What's wrong with that?

>>6988410

Are you >>6987969 >>6987871
?

>>6988494
Yup

>>6988496
Hm. I used to have a fantasy of having the word "slave" carved into my back. You just made me remember that.

>>6988486
It's what comes from reading a good book. When the author puts in massive amounts of effort, it's up to you to interpret that into something of good use.

Reading Jerusalem by Alan Moore gave me that insight. The words are incredibly fleshy and you need to dig deep, but the book has some startlingly impressive thoughts as you jump from the many characters perspectives.

Fug I'm getting all too into this.

>>6988491
Porn doesn't tend to be an accurate depiction of reality.

>>6988506
I don't want to go that far. But I one did "write" words in the back of my slave. If she guessed it wrong, punishment ensued. I'm pretty sadist now that I think about it.

>>6988515
Yeah, but what you watch tends to be representative of what you want to do/want done to you.
On the topic, if anything, porn trans pussies would look better than the average trans pussy. Like porno genitalia in general.

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>>6988508
We'll you sold me,I would normally skip Moore because of his past track record with sexist comments, but I know he can be a rare talent.

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>>6982537
>nerdy tomboy with a secret love of cute girly things, really emotionally sensitive
>glasses, short hair, kind of like pic related
>B cups or smaller, since I am super tiny and big boobs would overwhelm me
>Taller than me (I'm 4'10", but the taller the better)
>Willing to cuddle with me while we play retro games or watch old anime or art films
>The kind of girl you'd snuggle while she's in her sweatsuit, the best kind of cuddles desu
>Nerd voice, like all timid and shaky
>Totally submissive, but willing to awkwardly top me if I asked
>We'd talk about everything from dogs to flowers to poetry to transhumanism to kitschy Barbie dolls

God, I just want me a NERD. <3

>>6988523
Talk more about your slaves, senpai

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I wanna forget all the bad stuff going on right now, so let's go down memory lane.

Who was your memorable crush, gals?
For me, back in high school, 11th grade when I started watching ANTM because some of the girls were good looking, I absolutely fell for Allison Harvard. I'd spend hours looking up videos of her and would get butterflies at one point. I even used to draw her whenever I was bored in class (I pretty much had her face memorized, there's a drawing of her somewhere on my english book).
It's funny because the first time I saw her I thought she looked kinda ugly and wondered how she had gotten on the show. But then her awkward softspoken geek self just grew on me.

>>6988543
He had a lot of issues when his wife left him for their "shared" girlfriend until she left him for the girlfriend and took their kid with her.

He got over it as far as I can tell from reading the book. He does a great job at women's perspectives. I hope you got the split up version, because in it is s thousand pages long. The three novel tome is easier to carry about. Now know, I'm only a few hundred pages in and haven't even gotten to the second of the three book version. It's a major time commitment.

I truly hope you enjoy it. It's purple, verging on indigo in its language, but I really enjoy how descriptive it is. Good luck and don't give up at how long it takes to get through a page. Let the time fly by and keep reading bits of it every day. It pays off.

I'm so glad you've decided to try it. Please do post in these threads about it in the future.

>>6988595
There are many out there for you. You'll find many women who fit your categories. Good luck, but hey, it's already on your side of you're willing to look for them.

>>6988612
They're all bookish nerds. I just use them as I please and I punish them whenever I feel like hurting. Which is often

>>6988681
Sorry for the typos. I am drunk. I like to smoke a cigar and drink good beer or bourbon. It's a nice way to unwind after an involved day of school and job work.

>>6988679
She was a qt. I wanted to be her more than fug her.

I had ""lesbian interests"" since 6th grade but it wasn't until 10th that I had a full-blown "I might be in love" over-involved teenage crush. It lasted, in various degrees, until I was fucking 20. Played a huge part in accepting that being into girls was serious and not the teen phase I wanted it to be.

Also kind of set a trend for my "type" being tall blondes.

>>6988698
>I just use them as I please and I punish them whenever I feel like hurting. Which is often

You know I'm normally submissive, but a woman saying stuff like this makes me want to dominate them and turn them into a pathetic, submissive pile of orgasmic goo.

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>>6988725
So you only realized you were an actual lesbian at 20?

Also, hah I found the drawing

>>6987912
Try buying a leather whip. I fucking love it.

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>>6988693
Oh believe me, I know...but my lady game is weaker than the 3DS' launch library.

I mean, I'm petite and even resemble Ellen Page a bit (which makes me lol every time I see ladies fawn over her), but I come on WAY too strong.

Flowers, chocolate, love letters, the works.
Which usually leads to me getting dumped, friendzoned, or at worst, exploited and abused.

I...kind of hate myself, anon. I'm way too sensitive and it feels like I care too much, and I'm destined to push people away with my affection and stay a permavirgin.

There's a lot of baggage I have which explains why I move so fast, but that's a tale of biblical proportions, haha.

>>6988817

No, I accepted I was gay at 17 due in large part to that crush, and realizing that was what being into someone actually felt like. I thought I had "crushes" on some popular boys, but never wanted to even so much as hold their hand. In hindsight, I just wanted the validation of feeling like I fit in and was, myself, popular.

20 was just the year that I finally got over her for good.

That's a pretty good drawing.
>tfw this anon is in the future

>>6987399
FUCK OFF BISLUT

>>6988905
Then don't move so fast. You're already aware of the problem. Make it your goal to get to know someone before committing. As in, assess yourself and your actions, and weigh them against how you think you should act in the situation. Turn act as you think you should ideally act. It might work out better.

>>6988905
What >>6988965 said.
And just try taking things SLOW.
Don't just shower them with gifts on the first few dates, it's a no-no. And screams desperate, over clingy and eager. Go to dinners, go out for drinks, go on walks and stuff. And TALK. Go bowling, do an activity that makes conversation and bonding. Save movies for the 3rd-4th dates when scilence is comfortable and not awkward anymore. Then if you two start hitting it off really well after awhile when you're on day to day talking terms and have been on your 6th-7th actual date ect then give her a little something.
Save poetry and letters for when you've been dating for like a year. Or it's just awkward.
Honestly, get better at reading peoples body language in general. It helps me a TON on a day to day bases. I've mastered it and can tell what people are feeling and thinking more clearly. It helps me ease my way in or out of situations more naturally by stopping and thinking of what to say and how Id expect them to react. It helps a lot too when trying to read someone you're into.

>>6988965
I keep that in mind every time, but...it's just very hard to hold myself back without feeling fake, you know?
I'm just naturally very direct, honest, and affectionate, and restraining myself feels disingenuous.
Is there any way that I can be more reasonable without that uneasy feeling?

>>6989012


all of >>6988998 is really good advice! take some ideas, and see if you can make it more about what the two of you might want and need.

have you tried channeling that energy and care into something else, like cooking for them? it shows a lot of thought, it's kind of a gift, and it really goes over well with just about everyone.

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>>6989145
Cooking is such a fun hobby for me, and I wish I could do it more, but since I have classes six days a week I'm confined to sandwich-and-instant-ramen hell.

I'd love to be able to make lunch or dinner for my dates, but I'm still at noob-level. I do make the chocolates I offer the ladies on my own, though! I'd love to have a chocolate fondue date with a sweetheart someday...

does anyone else get smegma in their labia? if so how do you deal with it?
i feel like i've only recently started developing smegma and that it builds up fairly quickly. i'm becoming very self conscious about it.

>>6989007
Hey Make. Have you done any volunteering for Hillary Clinton this week?

>>6989265
OMG I know right being in school, or when work gets bad I just revert to soup/Raman/cereal mode

We have a fondue place by my house and every time I try to get people to go there they get very like weight conscious or like oh that seems so heavy, so I just look wistfully In the window now.

Butttt that's less of an issue with long term relationships, because I just went for wings with the gf and it was her idea (with the promise we only have a smoothly tomorrow)

>>6986660
>fiery personality but insecure underneath
>gets off hugely on humiliation, bondage etc but hates it
>can't reconcile her ideals with the reality of her desires
>craves being flogged and tortured as punishment for her sick urges
>but obviously wanting that just makes her even more disgusted and closes the loop
>hates herself for the whole thing but can't give it up

every bit of this is me tbqh

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>>6982537
>older than me, slightly more experienced
>tall
>blonde/or ginger
>natural beauty, not alot of makeup
>we have same music taste, smoke weed together, makeout/fuck to all our favorite songs
>good sense of humor
>likes dogs

Oh geez oh gosh

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>>6989948
Oh dang forgot my image.

Went into the women's bathroom at a local bar and came across this. It was cute.

Hey, I'm either ace or gay. Unfortunately my friends keep asking me if I find guys cute, which guys I think are hot, etc. how do I respond to this?

I accidentally touched my crush's butt and she scolded me

>>6990092
Tell them you want to taste pussy.

>>6990145
What a whore. She liked it, she's just mad that she did so she responded like that.

>>6980945
Hey I'm a chaser am I welcome here since we both like the same thing?

>>6989384
smega.. maybe its a yeast infection? I dont think you're supposed to have that much..

>>6988476

"Rape jokes"

>>6987912

Promoting Rape as an option on a lesbian thread.
yup..

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>>6988595
>tfw thats actually me but im not 2d. :(

>>6990161
>tfw no gf or girl friend to grope you and you pretend you don't like it, but lightly, so she isn't actually dissuaded

>>6990324
Hey S I know you have some secret, non-kosher kinks. What are they?

>>6990481
Nope, unfortunately I'm as vanilla as they come.

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Any girls here exclusively date trannies? I'm cis but there's something appealing and cute about a girl who used to be guy and them feminized themselves to become more kawaii. Cis girls are usually too vanilla and bland for me. Not to mention it's easier to do lewd things with a mtf :3

>>6990550

>tfw no gentle dom cis gf

suffering

I'm going to to meet my gf's parents today.
*heavy sweating*

>>6990848
let's suffer together

>>6990942

pls ;_;

>>6990848
>tfw no sub gf in lingerie
>no sensual bdsm
>can't make love afterwards

>>6990992

>ywn have a leash and collar put on you and pulled tightly by a loving dom gf

...

>>6990324
>>Promoting Rape as an option on a lesbian thread.
I got raped by two girls when I was in my teens, and then by my senpai and I ended up fine. And I had to see them all on a daily bases afterwards.
Rape honestly is a common fantasy most people want, until it's by someone they dislike or find unattractive.

>>6991027
>can't spank my beloved slave

>>6990899

>finally meet gf's parents
>"So, you're the one fucking my daughter, huh?"
And then I died.

>>6989384
I don't think that's supposed to happen, only had it a couple of years ago because I had a yeast infection and my labia was constantly itchy. Using recommended creams calmed it down considerably.

On a similar note, does anyone else find themselves producing waay heavier discharges for a couple of days after masturbating (especially when you do it frequently)?

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>>6989762
Haha! I get that feeling--pretty much the only recipes I can do completely well (aside from my ramen experiments) are desserts! I especially love making matcha crepes. Any dessert with a green tea flavor is top tier in my book. But since I have such a huge sweet craving, I really need to watch myself...thankfully I'm really sensitive to sugar and don't like having too much at once!

I really need to work on making my cooking more diverse. Maybe my grandmother could teach me her traditional Russian recipes?
>>6990325
W-wanna email me? I'm always up to talk!

>>6990550

>:3
>kawaii
>"I'm cis"

Eh, 4/10

>>6991097
Where tf do you find female rapists?
I wish women weren't so meek...

>>6991612

Yeah I don't fap too often but normally not much comes out the first time after a long hiatus, but then if I fap within the next few days there is significantly more liquid. Of course it's much less before going on mones but still.

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>>6990992
Tragic.

I'm just tired of dating really subby girls, honestly. They were that way in and out of the bedroom, too. I guess I wouldn't mind being sub but really I want someone I'm on equal footing with. Especially outside of sex. I'm sick of people who have no opinion/preference about anything.People who don't make an effort to communicate grind my gears now, too. Speaking up about something doesn't come naturally to me and it's difficult, but I've been working on it so I guess I don't have patience for people who don't make that effort anymore.

>tfw you're too mentally ill to be relationship material right now anyway

>>6991818
This gave me memories. My first gf was a spineless git who pretty much loved to kiss ass. I didn't see it back then because I was all about "Yee, I have a gf!". But it was all about me making all the decisions in just about anything. I couldn't do anything but cuddle and have sex with her because she was so indecisive. It didn't work out at the end and now she practically hates me because I dumped her.

>>6991741
Assuming you're mtf, I was asking in regards to vaginas. Dicks don't work quite the same

>>6991888

Nice trips, but check your cis privilege.

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>>6991399
I died
>>6991840
>>6991818
Where are you finding girls who aren't like this? I swear my life has been a groundhogesqian series of

>where do you want to eat tonight
>I'm fine with anything
>did they give you the wrong order? You should tell them!
>no...this is fine
>>6991700
the only thing I love almost as much as matcha is taro, my asian wifu has shown me the light.

And you should, I know it sounds a little heavy, but it's important to have memories with your grandma, and Russian cooking would be so unique, most people have never had it, I'm sure it'll get a lot of attention.

>>6992066
Aren't all the people like that? I'm pretty damn insecure because I just can't come to conclusion in politics and stuff. Hence why I like sciences but after studying them at the university I've began to understand that there's room for interpretation.

Anyway, I still know what I want in life.

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>>6992066
>Where are you finding girls who aren't like this?

I'm not. That's the problem, I guess. The last girl I kind of dated was one of those people who was "too polite" to speak up about anything. She was also kind of easy to influence? Like she would make dumb decisions that she knew were dumb because her friends talk her into it. I kind of shitposted on here about her and the breakup while it was happening. She's in a fwb relationship with a guy who pisses himself for fun now, but she seems happy-ish.

>>6992076
I'm pretty numb/apathetic about a lot of shit, politics being one particular topic I usually don't give a dry fuck about. But I think a lot of that is mental illness.

Like you, I still know what I want in life and still have opinions about shit. It's just aggravating for me to be in a relationship with someone who responds "I don't care." to pretty much every opportunity they have to make a choice.

If you're the one that's always choosing where to eat, what to do and where to go, it starts to feel like you're the only one putting effort into things. Same goes with non-romantic relationships. Or it does for me, anyway.

>>6992076
Exactly what >>6992206 is saying, it's not really about like having strong world views that you push on people or something, it's about expressing that you have wants and a personality that isn't just about blending in to keep people happy.

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>>6992066
I need to try more taro. I love azuki also, though I know that's more of an acquired taste. Your gf has great taste, haha!

And yes, I talk to my grandma regularly but college has been making it difficult for me to visit my grandparents. Thankfully they're healthy, but they're getting up there in age...I'm sure she'd be ecstatic to teach her little granddaughter!

And as for girls liking Russian cooking....hahaha, I'm just imagining myself presenting the pictured food. It's called shuba (or herring under a fur coat), and it's literally just herring, potatoes, beets, and a TON of mayonnaise.
I personally LOVE it, but I know it looks and sounds bizarre to pretty much everyone else. The look on a girl's face would be hilarious once I bring it out!

>>6988905
Are you me, ellen page anon?

I just wanted to tell you ladies that my tumor has been operated and I'm going home tomorrow :3 So I'll be shitposting a lot.

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>gotten out of the habit of going to the gym regularly
>no motivation anymore

end my shit famalam

>>6992680
Tumor? What kind of tumor? And where was it located?

>>6992717
She found it on the internet.
4chan.
She's quitting 4chan.

>>6992680
Glad to hear things went OK!

>>6992696
Just exercise by yourself and stop eating so much. Works wonders for me famalam.

>>6992717
It was the kind that doesn't spread like cancer but it wasn't nice either. I'm glad it's gone.
>>6992944
Though surgery but the nurses were super nice and one was so damn cute!

>>6993027
>one was so damn cute
It's always nice when there's a silver lining, especially when it comes in the form of a cute girl.

I need a gf

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>>6992350
M..maybe something less full of mayo... I was wondering if Russian food was all crazy fish and potato dishes 0.o

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>>6993936
Recommend me some expensive artisan chocolates for a gift, lesgen

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>>6993936
Something that isn't full of mayo...haha...I guess borscht? I was thinking cabbage rolls, too, but that might be a bit messy and not all that romantic. Blini would also be good.

Actually, I always like to laugh at the fact that Japanese culture and Russian culture share a love of tea, public bathing, and mayonnaise.

We slather the stuff on everything, and I've heard that Russian mayo even tastes similar to Japanese mayo. I haven't had the Russian stuff myself since I'm the first in my family to be born in the States.

Speaking of Russian culture, though...since my culture appreciates a good steam, one of my dreams is to find a cute girl to go to the banya with. Just the two of us, steaming together, going to the sauna, and whacking each other with branches. It's kind of a huge deal for me, haha.

>go out shopping with girlfriend
>she needs work clothes
>pick up all the cute dresses and hold them up to her and tell her how cute she'd look
>she picks a black blouse and blazer as the only things she tried on after two hours of looking

I swear she's getting butcher the longer we date

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>>6994493
Oh man, she's gonna go for The Chop soon.

>>6994202
The best places are usually small local shops.

>>6994202
either learn to make your own little food gifts, which are always the best and mean a lot more, or find a local place. the tiny chocolate shop a few towns over from me sells really nice stuff online though if you're dead set on buying it, its called kennebec chocolates in maine.

>>6994331
I've been practicing cooking russian food and it really does have tons of mayo or sour cream in it, I like it though because Russian and jap mayo really does taste similar. Kotleti and borsht have been my faves, its really unique food.

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>>6994553
ah geez a fellow mainer

>>6994553
>>6994569
None of you happen to get up to Lubec, do you? Not a lot to do, but there's a good chocolate shop there.

>>6994580
Dude thats like on the other side of maine from where I live lol, but Iv heard its nice. I'm more of an old port gal myself

>>6994569
One of the best states desu, if only it wasn't so old. At least I can hike a different mountain every week.

>>6994580
Monica's Chocolates? They're really good too, spicier than you'd expect. Run by a nice woman, really good jam too. I bought an alpaca sweater from them actually too. Heading up to lubec again soon for stargazing when the weather up there is right, driving two hours for clouds would be lame.

>>6994593
Yeah, Monica's is great! I got family on Campobello island, so I visit every once in awhile, and stay in Lubec. I remember one year, Water Street Tavern got Lithuanian girls or something working there for the summer. It was a good time.

>>6994611
Campobello Island is really great, my fiancee has done some work for the Island Institute in the past and so we've gone to pretty much all the cool little island communities, I really love it.

>>6994611
>>6994593
Date.

>>6994662
Can u read? One of the anons mentioned a fiancee.

>>6994742
>not having threesomes on the regular with your wife

its important to stay sexually active and adventurous desu

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>>6994742
>u

Kill yourself.

>>6994758

>not being the third party in an older lesbian couples' marriage
Why live

>>6994771
I can't wait till my fiancee finishes grad school and we can start saving so we can afford to let qt younger girls live with us while they're in college and fuck them a lot. Number one dream for sure, as it stands we just fly the occasional girl up for a nice week of fun since that's all we can afford

>>6994793

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Anyone watching the Clemson-Louisville game? Its a really good game. I nearly went to Clemson.

>>6994765
What the fuck is happening in this image, I can't stop laughing.

>>6994872
>not watching kate mckinnon on snl
Are you even lesbian

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I open all my beers with a knife, regardless of whether it's a twist-off or not.

Who dares out-butch me?

>>6995109
I pluck my eyebrows with the tweezers from my multitool, is that butch?

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>>6995109
A challenger appeared!

>>6994507
the white hair dye seems like such a red flag but I'd go for it anyways.

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>>6995329
>not appreciating nordic albino looks
>not wanting a lesbian wedding for Mrs. and Mrs. Fishlock

Faaam...

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>>6995351
>thinking that I even bothered to google who fishlock is
>thinking that I don't appreciate looks of all girls
>thinking that I'm thinking with anything but my pussy

I'm drunk on a saturday night anon cut me some slack

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>>6995351
Do you plan on taking your wife's name lesgen? Do you want her to take yours? Hyphenate? Be married with different names?
There are so many possibilities. I kinda want my wife to take my name but I don't know how she would feel about it.

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On Thursday I stood beside a lesbian-looking girl who was somewhat taller than me and my pussy got hot as fuck; her face wasn't even pretty. Going off anti-depressants made me really, really horny, so much that I feel like a 14yo again.

Pls give me a gf.

>>6995419
Man, pito really likes cucking.

>>6995505
Yuri NTR is top-tier so I don't blame him.

>>6995512
Pito is female I thought.

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>>6995512
Too bad there's not more of it.

>>6995527
That's what I thought too

>>6995527
I don't follow the artist so I wouldn't know better than you.

>>6995386
Yeah, I'd rather take her last name. My name doesn't mean anything to me.

>>6995419
>tall, lesbian-looking, not pretty
Hm, sounds like me.
How's the anti-antidepressant thing goin'? You're probably just getting your natural sex drive back after it was muted by the drugs.

>tfw you remember that arcanine got cucked out of being a legendary

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>>6995619
>You're probably just getting your natural sex drive back after it was muted by the drugs.
My sex drive before the drugs wasn't this high. I'm literally dying for pussy right now, I feel fucking desperate. I need sex.

>>6995527
Scratch that, after browsing pito's twitter I (>>6995531) have changed my mind. Probably a guy.

How do you feel about prostitutes /clg/?
It's been long since I got any and feel needy, but am a little worried about what I'll get. Any experiences?

>>6995641
Maybe you're getting your period.

>>6995707
No experiences, but it is your chance to fug a woman more beautiful than you'll ever get again.
Then again, that experience could ruin you.

I'd be worried about STDs if not high-end.

Feeling a strong sudden pang of loneliness. Ouch.

I spent an hour writing and deleting and writing and deleting a post but I wasn't sure how to make it sound okay. I've had a steady stream of people who have been super into me, even a couple of intense "love/infatuation at first sight" situations. I just wanted to be liked in a way that doesn't make me nauseous, miserable, or guilty. I don't know what it's like to be looked at by a girl the way I know what it's like to be looked at by guys. It's like I have all this experience being liked but it's all...useless, meaningless, I don't know. Some day I'll give a pretty girl butterflies and I'll feel them too.

Anyone else deal with frustration that all the people who like you are entirely the wrong people?

>>6995773
>having standards
No, I don't know what that feels like.

>I just wanted to be liked in a way that doesn't make me nauseous, miserable, or guilty.

Why would being liked make you feel that way?

>>6994331
Another Russian lesbian who is a first-generation American posting in lesgen?? Пpивeт, turns out we have a lot in common.

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>>6995825
It's not about having standards, it's about being gay. I guess you could call that standard "able to feel even the slightest amount of sexual or romantic attraction" and they don't meet it. I feel that way because, again, they're men who want to be with me and I'm gay.

>>6995861
Oh, my bad. You said "people" so I thought you were referring to men *and* women liking you but you weren't into any of the women either.
I probably can relate. I'm a kv and there's no doubt I would have had a normal sex life in high school had I been straight/bisexual. There weren't even any out gay people at my school until 12th grade.

>sleeping beauty and belle

Well, it's not Maleficent and Sleeping Beauty, but it will do.

>>6988595
H-hi anon. I don't have short hair but I'm basically there?

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>>6995619
>tfw you remember that arcanine got cucked out of being a legendary
Poor, poor Arcanine.

>>6995967
Oh, uh, hi there then! My backup email is gunstarzeroes@gmail, if you wanna chat with me a bit? ^^;; I'd love to talk with a cute nerd...

>>6995891
No, I can see how my language was confusing. I'm kv too. Almost 22 and this might be lame but I do want my first kiss to be special, like at this point I might as well make it worth all the build up, yknow, not just slobber over a stranger at some party. How old are you and do you care about that sort of thing, anon?

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>>6995838
Xaxaxaxa!
To be honest, my Russian is quite rusty...I do want to learn more, though! I'm just in the middle of studying Italian and French in college, so I've been putting it off. I do love learning languages, so I'm definitely going to get around to it!
>inb4 cunning linguist joke

>>6995773
You hit the nail with your post. It's one of those feels that can really crush you.

Giving a girl butterflies... that would be the day

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>>6991097
Pride in rape....
Yup.

>>6982537
>gothic Lolita who likes to dress up with me when wear sweet Lolita
>tall and curvy with long black hair
>very serious and solemn usually except with me, I can make her laugh
>very kinky and Dom in bed
Don't judge me she's an imaginary gf I can be as autistic as I like when I make her up ok?