/mtfg/ male to female general

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First for handsome girls

BUTTS

first for
>>6969164
>>6969178
>be with trans friend
>find out she goes to mtfg
> tells me she looks up to certain trans women
>ask who
>shows me a pic of robin
>curls up her fingers into a pincer shape
>chokes herself hard while jerking off with the other hand

hey i'm never gonna pass!

>>6969198
Helo Balrog

>be with trans friend
>find out she goes to mtfg
> tells me she looks up to certain trans women
>ask who
>shows me a pic of elanna
>feel funny in the stomach
>her and her 'little gang' have turned me into a girl

>be with trans friend
>find out she goes to mtfg
> tells me she looks up to certain trans women
>ask who
>shows me a pic of the temp
>rush towards a bin
>vomit all over the floor

>>6969202
>>her and her 'little gang' have turned me into a girl
WELL MEMED

I'm so coldd

>be with trans friend
>find out she goes to mtfg
> tells me she looks up to certain trans women
>ask who
>shows me a pic of smiles
>the police turn up
>we both get arrested

>>6969202
>>6969205
I'm new what little gang? *-*

>>6969206
>be with trans friend
>find out she goes to mtfg
> tells me she looks up to certain trans women
>ask who
>shows me a pic of mily
>feeling butterflies
>i'm in love

>>6969208
EVERYONE

Basically people blame others to cause drama, if anyone says something, assume it's true, and make something up that makes the original comment seem worse. That's how I get along here...

>>6969206
Jaye's tummy looks warm and soft, would recommend.

>tfw I have to much to do today.
>feed steers, half done, waiting on grain load.
>take some steers to market, not started
>already tired.

>>6969206
do you want someone to give you a cuddle?

>>6969186
>NO SUCH THING AS TOO MANY COOKIES!

>Vomits cookies after eating a whole batch at once
Whew

>>6969196
It's not just a weight thing for me even
I just am boxy and barrel shaped ribs
tfw ugly boi

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Is it better to be a cute boy or ugly girl?

Stop taking my shit fucking faggots

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>>6969220
>I just am boxy and barrel shaped ribs
*nervous laughter*
Yeah, that must suck but I wouldn't know anything about it at all I swear on me mum...

>>6969211
hol' up
What?

>>6969215
nah

>>6969218
Sure

>tfw literally uglier than hons on reddit
There is no hope for me. How could I be so deluded before??

>>6969222
once you turn a certain age you have to pick

become a man or become a woman
you can't be a boy or a girl.

>>6969218
me
me me me
plz cuddl

>>6969206
I'm -200° at surface...

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is there hope?

>>6969231
Cold af

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I am now that ugliest person in /mtfg/. AMA

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>>6969232
No go back to your hugbox so they can tell you that you're beautiful.

>>6969206
not really

>>6969222
>tfw friend would call me ruka after watching s;g

>>6969226
O yea know nothing about it
>removes last remaining mirror in house
Nothing at all

>>6969234
Yea I'm pretty chill

>>6969230
Oh dang what's the cut off age? I'm pretty sure I'm like ten years passed it

>>6969236
Fuck off lain

>>6969240
i don't know by how much, but you are past

but you are a woman anyway

>>6969232

I'd say no, but I'd also say you're not even trying. Your hair is a mess

hello

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>tfw literally getting no (you)s today because too gloomy

This will get no replies to. In other news my stomach is all cut up from yesterday and the cuts are itchy af

>>6969244
hi

>>6969239
I think I might go to the sun instead of Neptune desu

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>>6969239
That's cute

>>6969242
But it's easier to pretend I'm a femboy.
I can't fail at that

>>6969245
Is that you gloomy?

>>6969245
>and other incredible tales
In highschool I literally would end rambling stories with that lol.

>>6969248
>That's cute
Even if I'm closeted to them lol

>>6969247
Yeah warmth is nice. Too bad I'm so cold and alone I'll never get warmth

>tfw ur wearing leather pants and everyone keeps staring at ur butt

>>6969259
maybe ur diaper is showing

>>6969263
O:)

>>6969256
That makes it even cuter desu

>>6969232
you donut pass
I can't tell you what you're doing wrong but fix your damn hair first and also take care of your skin

>>6969259
Ok snape

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>>6969248
that picture tho

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>>6969271
PHIEN!

I MADE COOKIES!!!

(pls tell me your proud of me...)

>>6969271
This one's better :(

>>6969271
Sophie <3

>>6969274
RUDE

All of you look and sound like men

>>6969279
I don't c:

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>>6969279
At least we don't look and smell like you!

Anyone else feel like the jackass needs to get out?

>>6969279
shut up

>tfw no qt gf tummy to kiss
Life is suffering

>>6969267
>That makes it even cuter desu
It made me really embarrassed and I thought they knew the truth or something and they treated me like I was a trap idk it was weird but looking back it's a cute story ya
>>6969274
cri

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>>6969274
pic

>>6969275
heyo :3

>>6969273
good girl
*pats*

>>6969289
Hows you?

>>6969289
:D

I'd send some, but I ate most of them already...

>>6969280
You do snape
You could play in the nfl :3

>>6969283
Whatever you say hon

>>6969284
Why the long face?

>>6969294
What's wrong anon? bitter you'll never get to experience your teenage years as a cute girl?

Most of us got over that, but clearly you're far more insecure.

>>6969288
Makes it even cuter again

>>6969276
There's nothing like a guy railing you and calling you a faggot

>>6969289
Sorry phie ;~;

>>6969294
*bullies u*

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>>6969289
save me

>>6969294
Nope :3

sometimes opiate addiction sounds nice

>>6969300
Nothing worse

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everything's going to be okay right?

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>>6969290
SO MUCH TO DO

>>6969292
awww :C

>>6969300
;~~;

>>6969301
Ill protect u <3

>>6969306
>only sometimes

>>6969316
I sure hope so

>>6969317
I mean I guess I could make more I mean it's not that hard I just need more sugar and chocolate and it's pretty cheap so I guess I could send some soon I just need to get my own mixer so that I don't have to borrow my neighbors so I'll let you know when I have it if you want some okey??

>>6969299
I already experienced that.
Unlike most of you hons, I started transition at 14

>>6969305
Snape you have 19" shoulders

>>6969317
sometimes i think i have a worthwhile future and addiction would interfere. that feeling never lasts

>>6969324
>I started transition at 14
2 more years until you regret it and de-transition then.

>>6969324
Nah

>>6969317
Aww
Hugg
<3
>>6969316
Stuff'll get better <3
Everything will be okay soon enough : )

>>6969330
Lol what?
I'm 20 and already did srs.
Why would I regret it?

>>6969331
We've all seen your body hon

>>6969324
>I started transition at 14
Same. I'm ftmtf
>tfw never have that cuteboy aesthetic

>>6969317
Hows uni going?

>>6969308
The emotional pain makes it better

>>6969300
>Makes it even cuter again
•~•
idk how but okay
I could probably keep telling more that would make it cuter if you think what I've already said I'd a more cute story

>>6969335
Nah tho

>>6969335
Well you're clearly bitter and insecure enough to come around here! gotta have something wrong with you.

>>6969343
You are mentally ill.

>>6969350
That's a compliment coming from you.

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Why the fuck do i look 10 times manlier when riding a bike?!
Is my bike cursed or somthing?

>stepdad adopts me in 6th grade
>changing name
>want to change to a female name so bad
>why am i like this this is so gay bro i can't tell my parents i want to be a girl
>suffer quietly for 8 more years

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>>6969341

>>6969354
arch your back more?

>>6969354
because ur hunched forward leaning on the bars and ur butt small. at least thats what happens to me.

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>>6969323
Id prefer to not share my adress D:

>>6969329
oh...yeah I can get behind that, exactly the reason why I stopped. gotta have hope.
its not easy tho.

>>6969336
pretty badly.
term hasnt started yet, but Ill have to be in 2 places at the same time next term and I havent figured out yet how to do that

>>6969332
<3

>>6969359
I actually exploded laughing.

>>6969360
She said riding A BIKE

>>6969354
Pull your shoulder blades together. But yes they are @_@
t. 20km to school riding anon
I wish it had a cock :3

can you still impregnate someone on Mtf hrt?

>>6969362
I mean I'm not suggesting you are but I mean I could send them to a PO box or something?

The offer is open tho.

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ugh im so fucking down in the dumps, I miss my kitty so much. I can't even complain about anything else, it all seems so trivial compared to losing my only friend.

>>6969365
yeah, i don't see the issue

>>6969369
Stop plox

>>6969370
What was their name?

>>6969366
Ill try this
i hate i have to ride it so much

>>6969374
Her name was Snuggles and she was 20 years old.

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>>6969380
forgot pic

mom had her cremated yesterday ;_;
such a tragedy

>>6969380
>20 years old
Pretty damn old for a cat...
Not calling you a liar, but that's pretty damn fine going for a small mammal.

>>6969341
>>6969359
These jealous hons

Oh I'm laughing

>>6969359
S C R E A M

>>6969362
Oh I'm really sorry to hear that.
I'm sure you'll figure out something though

>>6969338
Yeah please keep going its adorable

>>6969370
I'm really really sorry to hear about your cat Kayla.

https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/54r9dx/passing_ruined_my_relationship_and_im_just_alone/

you ever see something on reddit that's totally you?

>>6969380
I'm so sorry. I lost my kitty too yesterday. His name was Henry. We'll get through this, just give it time

>>6969385
I had her since i was seven years old. My eyelids are blood red from crying and I have salt streaks running down my face

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>>6969369
You are fucking batshit

>>6969391
:'(

Cats are good friends. I'm sorry that she passed on. She had a good run of life, if it's any consolation.

>>6969389
I am so sorry. What the fuck, its like we have life so much harder then anyone else and we have to have are kitties die too? If there is a god then he flat out tortures trannies for sport

>>6969379
Bike or bicycle?

>>6969384
Thats sad :c
Youre stronk youll get thru this

>>6969380
First you said she was 19, now it's 20

Stop lying

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looking back I remember we did this thing all the time where I would lay flat and she would climb on my chest and I said "gimmie kissy face" and she would rub her chin on my chin for 30 min at a time, oh god i don't know what i'm going to do without her

>>6969388
same

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>mfw he unzips his jeans and pulls out his dick

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I WANT MY IMPLANTS DAMN IT!

>>6969406
>Tfw beep will never pass for you making your relationship better

>>6969362
>Ill have to be in 2 places at the same time next term and I havent figured out yet how to do that
I could tell bart to give me your face then I could go to one lecture for you D:

>>6969407
>sec babe I gotta post a thing on my Congolese limbo contest forum

I did it
I beat transition
Not even hrt or ffs couldn't beat dysphoria. I did it with my my
Mind

>>6969402
she would have been 20 years with me on Thanksgiving

>>6969401
I don't know how. Maybe not having her and being so fucking lonely will give me the boost I need to go out to this really nice lgbt club nearby. Its not the seedy kind with blacked out windows and drag shows, its a laid back bar for lgbt people of all types and I wanna find even a chaser to console me and or give me the dick.

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>>6969412

i'm listening to lana and daydreaming about the dick i'm gonna get tomorrow tyvm
because i have nothing better to do at noon on a tuesday

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>>6969411
TECHNICALLY you dont need my face, attendance isnt required, Id just need someone to take notes for me so I can pass the exam ;_;

>>6969387
;~~;
maybe I can get scripts if I explain my situation. but the other lecture in that module didnt publish scripts so if you didnt go there you were fucked

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>tfw we made it f a m

>>6969407
Wow who'd want that desu

>>6969419
I though all of them did that these days?
I mean you could get them to record it for you too if you explained maybe if they won't publish the script?

>>6969410
a lesbian relationship sounds p good to me fampai.

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>>6969422
I need the lecture as part of my degree, but TECHNICALLY it isnt the same subject, so they probably wont care about this problem or tell me to drop out of the masterclass, but I kinda want to try finishing next term. Or they tell me to ask a friend to share their notes :^)
I am too autistic to talk to anyone tho, so thats not happening.

>>6969420
As a another educator you look like shit
Treating your office like that

>>6969405
im sorry kayla
my cat's 17 and a chubby snugglebag too and it sucks even more I have to live here without him
my mum says he's slept on my bed every night since I moved out two months ago, I'm gonna go visit again soon I think
https://vid.me/mLhP
https://vid.me/0W2O
https://vid.me/OwGq
https://vid.me/6L2i

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>>6969433
but what if I am not attracted to girls at all?

>>6969430
Lmao

Some of my facial hair is becoming thinner/finer/softer, will this make it harder for laser to remove?

>>6969433
HRT made me into men (in a romantic way). Before I was only into women (also in a romantic way).

>>6969436
You must work for a small time community college

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>>6969422

ha ha ya who??

>>6969433

i've been dating men since i was 13 and my first kiss was with a boy when i was like 7. i was gay before i transitioned, and i don't really like women. so idk
i've been in a lot of relationships and lived as a woman for like 6-7 years now lol

>>6969433
I was intimate with 3 guys and one girl before I transitioned. Does that make me 75% straight?

>>6969433
i mean yeah theres a lot of this but lets be real its not all of us

>>6969440
Except you don't look like one

>>6969439
Did you really just pick a fight about how people relax in their office?
Get your priorities straight.

>>6969446
Yeah I did
It's very unprofessional.
Putting your legs up on your desk is childish.

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>>6969444

i don't rly look male or female honestly

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>>6969440
N-not me anyway!!!

>>6969433
Yah none of you girls like guys it's just pretend.
That's all it is, just pretend

>>6969429
I mean if you're reeeaaallllly stuck you can offer to pay someone to take notes for you?
It's kinda weird but it takes away the social obligations of it

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>>6969040
>>6969045
>>6969048
>>6969057
>>6969065
>>6969080
Went and took a nap, like some of you suggested <3
Thanks a lot for the kind words, lasses~

And you're right, >>6969048! My mom said she wants to take me to a meeting with the gender team people fellas soon ;u;

>>6969449
Literally never dye your hair blonde again, it's ridic how much better you look with dark hair, I had forgotten.

>>6969449
Asians all look the same regardless of gender

>>6969449
No one here does

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>>6969454

ya that last pic was how my hair looks now. i looked even worse than normal with blonde hair. idk why i thought it looked good for that week or so lol

>>6969455

but i'm mexican and iranian

>>6969456

i think the main difference is that i don't want to look male or female. i get dysphoric if i'm too much in either direction for w/e reason.

>>6969457

uh i lost my virginity to my bf who was a year older than me when i was like 14. i've had sex with a lot of men and watched gay porn more than straight porn since then lol
i was openly gay for like 5 years before transitioning and i've had a lot of relationships with men that involved a lot of sex
thx for the psych lesson but i can assure you i know a lot more about men, and sex than you do. cause i'm a hoe

>>6969455
Not true, there is this Asian guy at thai restaurant. And he is hot af.

I wrote a song mtfg?
Anyone wanna see the lyrics :3

>>6969387
>Yeah please keep going its adorable

>watching s;g with friend, both of us new to it
>enter Ruka
>wow it's you Neptune!
>•//~//•
>Ruka dressing up as a girl
>See Neptune you should cosplay as them
>Okabe grabs for the dick in alternate reality
>It's a trap! Just like you!

Then any time for like 4 months during and after when the "it's a trap" meme would come up (I used it a lot like a highschool retard) they were like who neptune? And then other friends caught on and did the same and said I was just the girl in disguise so I went into a super macho repression phase till the joke died from lack of content

Idk there more I think about it maybe some of them knew before I did and I was just embarrassed and insecure about it because some were like yea you could totally be a girl /be a trap
.-. idk

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and i thought i was going to eat today..
literally dudes are shouting at her during weigh in. 'behemoth. bigfoot! freak! thats a huge bitch!' freeeak!'

>>6969457
Your inability to consider the matter of transgender persons through any lens except your fragile-masculinity-centered homosexuality is telling. Go make an "I'm an ignorant bigoted fag who don't like no trans people" thread. This thread is for things other than airing your overwhelming insecurity.

>>6969468
You will literally never have a similar body type, she looks huge and you're really small. Why would this even get to you?

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too gross ;-;

>>6969457
I dont know why you dont believe that we like guys.

"Research, such as that done by Walter Bockting at the University of Minnesota, suggests that the breakdown of sexualities among transsexual women is 38% bisexual, 35% attracted to women, and 27% attracted to men."

We'd probably need to strawpoll this but I think this board comes close to these numbers.
Some like men, some women and others both, is that so hard to understand and accept?

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the Wayans brothers make a better looking white girl then i do

>>6969473
Stop attention whoring you look purrfect.

>>6969478
shut the fuck up lol

>>6969474
She's wrong to agree with you - you're inept. Go ply your ignorance as truth elsewhere. It has never been your place to dictate others' sexuality to them. It never will be.

>>6969473
>>6969479

why do you even post this shit lol

>>6969453
I have that exact same blanket
I'm using it right now actually

>>6969479
No u :x

>>6969472
bc shes trans and the things people shout at her are what people are thinking about when they see me. i see my boy features and it makes me sick

>>6969482
bc my room iks a fucking catastrophe lmao

>>6969488
(im also gross)

>Spend like 3 weeks deep in depression
>Don't even shower/wash hair, since I'm not going outside anyways
>Spend like an hour and half a bottle of conditioner undoing knots today while showering

Well that was awful. Next time I decide to lose my will to live I'll remember to at least wash my hair.

>>6969473
you really are just fine though.

Here's the lyrics to my first song.

Look
If you had one shot
Or one opprotunity
To seize a small boy in your enclosure
In one moment
Would you capture him
Or let him slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, life's bleak, child is heavy
There's a sniper aimed at him already, mom's upsetti
park service, they're nervous but look calm and ready
To embalm, but they keep on regretting'
What they shot down, the inter grows so loud
they open their mouths, but the memes won't stop now provoking', how, everyone's revolting' now
Dicks are out, Harambe's down, over, blaow

>>6969493
>herpes lookin shit on lip
>fine

>>6969484
that's crazy!

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on the subject of gross

>>6969499
Nice Fayngle

>>6969499
tfw kaylas cuter than you.
how long hrt kayla wtf???

>>6969499
cutie kaykay

>>6969496
lm not seeing it

>>6969501
phone flipped it

>>6969503
20 months hrt

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ok one more time because i just really fucking love this mask

>>6969499

Looking cute.

>>6969489
Can you prove that anyone's pretending? Or will you hide behind statistics of populations you haven't proven are comparable?
Obviously the latter, but I'll indulge.

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>>6969499
you could easily go full time/stealth

god, it's so bad being new, i don't even know who's attention whoring by posting great pictures then complaining they look like shit and who actually thinks that.

>>6969505
maybe when I get a new nose, implants, better hair, and actually wear some makeup

At least i'm making $500 bucks a week now with my monthly bills and rent topping out at a whopping $358 a month I should have enough for rhinoplasty by voting day

>>6969512
Kayla would rather complain and make excuses than go full time. She's best ignored.

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Please help. I'm freaking out. So I've been on HRT for 3 months now. First 2.5 months were all 1mg blue tabs taken sublingually.

I got my dose increased and the pharmacy gave me these green tabs, they said they aren't designed to be taken sublingually. Does anyone take these sublingually? I'm freaking out cause I feel like when I changed meds I got way more tired like I don't have a sex hormone now.

Please help. I've been taking them 3 days and I feel like my boobs are losing sensitivity.

>>6969516
i tale them sublingually

>>6969514
wut? I am working towards it, I still haven't had a recent session of electrolysis because I have to wait 3 more days before I get paid a full $1000 bucks. Then I can do 8 sessions back to back.

>>6969512
>you could easily go full time/stealth
That's like saying if sheen, Faye, Angie and the rest of the hons could do that.
Lmao

cutie kaykay

>>6969522
>tfw won't ever be stealth ;-;

>>6969510
The mask is creepy as fuck.
>>6969513
What's your job?

>>6969516
I take these and my endo says take them under the tongue.

>3days
Jesus that's not enough time for shit and you know it. Hell, my E levels are the highest they have been on that pill.

>>6969501
Seriously that's my angle

>>6969525
>What's your job?
Night shift at a store, it pays $16 bucks an hour

>>6969528
ive never been to san fran, when I finish electro could you take me there on a trip? i'll pay for my own expenses.

>>6969529
>it pays $16 bucks an hour
Fuck I'm still so salty about that
I might get a raise once my first 6weeks where I'm at finishes so yay I guess.

Did you change your trip?

>>6969468
Same thing happens to me, they just don't say it out loud
>>6969516
What's the name of the med

>>6969526
>>6969519

Ok thanks senpai. My pharmacist is an idiot.

>>6969532
>Did you change your trip?
yeah, people filtered me and I wanna stay relevant

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what exactly did people here do to get the resonance of their voice right? What the hell even IS resonance?

i dont fucking get it and i don't even know what im supposed to practice.

>>6969529
Oh cool that's a lot. I can be happy if I get 9$...
What kind of store?

>>6969535
filtered

>>6969537
9 dollars an hour? thats criminal

>>6969535
You'll always stay relevant to me.

>>6969508
Did your phone also lift itself into the air and to the side?
>>6969528
You should copyright it.

>>6969535
LOL
It's tough when you have episodes and lash out desu.
I had my first couple "I'm filtering u!" anons the other day

I just want to be friends with everyone is that too much to ask?

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>>6969541
aw thanks

>>6969540
Yeah ~ there are no night shifts for shops in my country.

None of you will be female

>>6969370
hugg kayla
I'm sorry about your kitty :c

>>6969547
Don't act like you care about noname newbies x_x

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>>6969535

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>>6969550
will i be female?

>>6969536
Its putting vibrations into it and not going full falsetto bypassing your vocal cords
>>6969531
We could but I'd boy mode and hold your hand
>>6969522
After I spent a week in a bikini in Kentucky I don't really get how anyone doesn't just pass l.

>>6969533
ya ya >>6969487
i transitioned male 2 tranny and am treated as such
:)

edie is a dumb slut

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/54r1qo/tall_girls_how_tall_are_you_how_does_it_affect/

Yay there actually is one girl that is taller than me!

Can we bully grace now?

do not bully grace

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>>6969550
I'm female!
But Im not one one of them, anymore.

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i want a bf
are chasers okay sometimes or are they always yucky?

>>6969564
I'm 6 feet tall...

>>6969571

A chaser is defined by being yucky so if someone proves themselves to care about you as a person and value your happiness and wellbeing over their sexual use of your body, then they're probably ok.

>"Come home I need to cure you, you're ruining your life"
>"There is no cure"
>"Yes there is, there's loads of stuff, I've been reading up about it"
>"Like what? What is the medium of this cure you've discovered that nearly a century of scientific research by bigoted scientists desperate to achieve the same aim as you hasn't uncovered?"
>"I can't tell you over Facebook, you just need to come home and find out"
haha wow

Tfw you and your lawyer filed a suit against your surgeon

10 million here I come :)

>>6969573
6'1
suck it

>>6969573
lucky you...

>>6969577
Let's be friends and bully small people x_x

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>>6969577
6'2" :^)

>>6969576
if you win pls share :)

>>6969568
You're an idiot. I have a husband and I am happily married,

tfw no gf

>>6969574
I see. Thanks for this, friend!

>>6969575
creepy af lmao, don't even visit.

>>6969576
why'd you do that?

C'mon can we PLEASE bully grace?

>>6969586
tfw no bf

man i wish my dad bashed my head in with a golf club

>>6969592
no

>>6969575
sadface

hugg Robin :3

>>6969588
Suing for emotional damages on how he ruined my face and he broke contract stating that he refuses to do any revisions because he thinks his work is fine when it clearly isn't

where's carol

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i just checked a youtube video of an edit of a song i made back in 2011
after hearing it being played on a twitch stream
2,110,471 views 37,039 likes
too bad i can't monetize it

>>6969598
Here
Why?

>>6969591
Why do you spend so much of your time here if you aren't a tranny or don't like trannys? Don't you have something else to do with your time?

I am eternally lmfao at your pathetic existence of posting pictures of baby grinch and trying to be edgy with poop sniff memes.

>>6969591
fuck off degenerate, at least the trannies have a medical diagnosis. You're just an amoral freak, fuck you.

Every single gay person should be castrated or shot, i hate faggots so fucking much.

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>>6969557
>We could but I'd boy mode and hold your hand
deal

>>6969601
hi carol
ur a good pup

>>6969591
I hope you die a painful way. Loves and hugs bye

where is my insane big headed queen to scream off with my head

>>6969588
ikr
his 'cure' is probably the machete he crafted at work and keeps in the lobby

>>6969596
hugg anon :3

>>6969609
Uuh hi isla post plushies pls ^-^

>>6969606
God damnit bun-bun...

>>6969594
hugg

>>6969597
BDD?

I hope a settlement goes ok.

>>6969587

<3

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>>6969591
i'm 5'11'' and get gendered female in mens clothes so idgaf

>>6969606
Mr bun-bun? :3
>>6969609
Hugg

>>6969614
No BDD
Already looked at other plastic surgeons and they mentioned how the one o went to screwed my face up

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>tfw he calls me for the entirety of his break and talks about how much he misses me and can't wait till he sees me tomorrow
>tfw he also tells me a bunch of stuff that i didn't know about him and i actually want to hear it for once

maybe this guy will be the one to finally help me get over my trust/intimacy issues and i won't want to dump him like the others in a month desu

>>6969604

>castrated
They've already removed themselves from the gene pool. Why take things a step further?

>shot
For what purpose?

>>6969614
it would be the humane thing to do.
>>6969612
why though?
>>6969618
no hugs.
They don't resolve this shit.

>>6969617
No you don't Kayla and if you do it's because people are being nice

>>6969626
I'm sorry...

>>6969611
>his 'cure' is probably the machete he crafted at work and keeps in the lobby
THIS
stay far the fuck away

>>6969626

Good morning Isla. Are we going to try to make our lives better today, or are we going to flail our arms around, smacking everyone who tries to so much as offer emotional support?

>>6969626
I don't have any. Looking at plushies while cuddling with a pillow is a way to compensate x_x

>>6969632
Murder does.
Wanna do that?

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>>6969636
NO HURTING CAROL!

>>6969620
oh, then yeah good luck with suit

>>6969625
Maybe emasculation is better actually, can't sodomize each other (and little boys) without their little faggot cocks.
Shot is just the overall better solution, except you can't torture a dead fag.

>>6969627
>it's because people are being nice
I doubt that, if they were being nice they would hesitate a bit and I am not seeing that, its just an automatic "hi mam, hi miss, what can I get you ladies, etc..."

>>6969628
I have zero test actually

>>6969636
I couldn't murder you :/

>>6969640

Except sodomy doesn't really affect anyone other than the participants, so there's nothing morally wrong with it.

>>6969620
Hey my surgeon fucked me as well!

>>6969642
Chara will help.

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>>6969634
I can try but I will only fail.
I guess emotional support would be nice but all it would be is internet people talking to me.
>>6969635
only one pic.
>>6969638
the fuck did you get the retarded idea that carol is getting hurt
im only getting help by having someone end my life for me since i cant do it myself.
>>6969642
Unfortunate.

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I could murder me a six pack of IPA's right now

>>6969649
>having someone end my life for me
I still don't approve but if Carol's not getting hurt...

>>6969649
Sorry :/

quick say something nice about Lauren

>>6969651
Why wouldn't you approve.
Its merciful.

>>6969628
>Thats because we don't have mental disorders
Exactly, you have no excuse. You're disgusting in the eyes of everyone who doesn't have a pathological excess of empathy, and really you serve no purpose to the human race. In the rare instances that fags actually do some tiny measure of good for humanity, their degeneracy does a far greater harm to the human race.

>>6969644
It affects society, and the human race. We all have the responsibility to burn away evil, and letting this fucking filth exist dirties the rest of us. FUCK FAGGOTS

>>6969656
I don't like the thought that I might do that same thing...

>>6969649
B-but I know this pika plush *,*

>>6969655
pls this is important

>>6969657
Yeah fuck faggots!
Wait...

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>>6969661
i don't have any other plushies othr than the ones I have posted.
all my plushies are here.
>>6969660
Oh.
I like the thought that it might be my life.
Its a nice thought.
>>6969654
Unfortunate.

>>6969655
Lauren is kind, nice, cute, awesome :3

>>6969655
Lauren is polite and well mannered.

>>6969666
Oh okay. Crazy diggits btw.

>>6969256
>even if I'm closeted
You might not be as closeted as you think.

>>6969649

It would be all Internet people who have been very patient with your bullshit, and nonetheless care for you very much.

>>6969672
who let this asshole in here?

>>6969672
>You are in the same boat.
If a retard calls somebody a nigger, are they an evil racist?
You can't be evil if you don't have a choice in perpetrating evil. You DO have the choice, and you make the EVIL choice to do EVIL.
You don't deserve life.

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Let me happy again

>>6969684
try relaxing, don't make entertainment a job.

Why do people wanna bully me?

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>>6969666
Plushiiii

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>>6969684

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>>6969692
Sell Cute

>>6969690
They're jealous of your looks and general high spirits, as well as others being upset that you don't pay attention to them. Some are just upset that they perceive you as callous or downright malicious.

But who cares, they're mostly anonymous.

>>6969605
This is cute, where is this from?
I'm guessing it's not a /u/ Anime since i would probably know it otherwise.

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>Nothing worth eating
Good.
>>6969680
Thank you for saying this.
Its really really and honestly too kind.
I still don't get why people care about me.
>>6969674
thank u anon
>>6969691
i will let you hug every one of my plushies if u want
they are awesome
>>6969690
good question, better question is why not me?
>>6969684
where do i get this.

>>6969691
Jaay ^.^

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>>6969692
However it doesn't eggs

>>6969701
p o s t

f a g a c h u

i want grinchposter to leave from this thread forever

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>>6969701
Smugachu

>>6969702
^=^

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>>6969709
i posted the autistic image
are you
fucking happy???

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>>6969703

>>6969714
very happy it's so cute c:

effay advice??

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>>6969715
I know you mouse

am i grill yet?


my hair's still kinda short, I would post a pic but I don't wanna be memed

>>6969714

CUTE

>>6969700
nevermind found it myself.
inu x boku ss

>>6969714
can i hug u and pinch ur cheeks

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>>6969701
Looks big very nice plush

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>>6969724

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>>6969732
Eat a banana la you

>>6969713
That is a really cute shirt.
I only have a Zoroark and Diancie shirt.
>>6969720
yucky
>>6969726
oh
>>6969729
yes my pikachu plushy is fat and nice
>>6969728
i guess

>>6969690
i h8 u
die