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Old: >>6966388
Lets do our best today <3
Beepbeep <3
Good morning everyone <3
:sob:
i took that test you've all been posting.
has anybody else listened to the debate tonight?
>have to wait until after work to see him
being a wagecuck sucks
i feel weird
I want to put my dick in tranny
>>6967368
>tfw you want a dick in you
>>6967363
tfw nobody will ever beat my high score
>>6967366
It must be the titties.
>>6967342
rip
probably to be with cordelia
cordy kept telling me how bad she wanted her
sorry to hear that either way ;_;
i dont think youre much the type who deserves those kinda heartbreaks
i think i found the most autistic thing ever
http://reddit.com/r/counting
hey, you girls are pretty cute
>>6967376
Have you seen where the "transgender" "girls" hang out on 4chan yet?
>>6967376
in the days of BBS, counting threads were quite common
there'd always be some shitter breaking the combo though
>>6967379
T-Thanks
>>6967379
also disgusting like me hehehehe
>tfw you force yourself to stay up half the day and then sleep off and on the rest of the night
g-good morning mtfg
>>6967379
Nah.
>>6967374
my boob are fine its my head that feels weird
>>6967379
>girls
>>6967359
I can't
I don't want to
Purity sucks, I just want to be stuffed full of dicks
>>6967385
>sleep off and on the rest of the night
ur drunk drokface
show me your butt
>>6967384
you should get hugs.
>sister has a huge nail polish collection
helllllll yeah I'm gonna paint the shit out of my nails tomorrow
>>6967390
unless ur a girl marrying me would be HELLA gay mang. im a str8 cis male that posts in these threads
Been wondering for a bit, what do you girls think of stuff like futa? Do you think it demeans trans women and promotes chasers, or, is it just a harmless fetish?
>>6967385
Hi Edieee I loooovvvveee yoooouuu
I'm experiencinggg post sickness high off medz
>>6967387
One would think you got used to your head feeling wonky being a tranny and all.
tfw no bf or gf head pats
im tired from biking, txt it
>>6967399
hug me pls life is sadness
>>6967390
are you a girl or a cute femboy
>>6967393
>tfw you will always be pure
>>6967406
I would give you headpats. I would also kiss your forehead while you lay your head on my chest, until you fall asleep.
>>6967384
ugggggh
that kind of kills me to hear
i told her she really shouldnt interfere if you got there first
but she's not really the type to care so :/
Who is the semen demon in ops picture?
>>6967396
mine are light blue rn
THE (YOU)'S, I CRAVE THEM
https://unsee.cc
/putogani/
>>6967410
Maybe you'd have some fun if you stop being boring.
>>6967390
n-no
>>6967394
n-n-no!!
>>6967402
lool hi cal. go to bed!!
>>6967406
:<
>>6967416
thats carol irl
>>6967393
my goodness, you are depraved
an exorcism might work
>>6967426
how was your day did you show butt?
i cant remember if i took my zoloft or not
should i take one now
>>6967429
hugg pook
>>6967383
i will hugg..
AND NEVER LET GO
>>6967386
yeah!!
>>6967389
hey, you trannies are pretty cute
>>6967417
I'm gonna paint mine orange. Because Fall. Pumpkins and shit.
>tfw it's raining and all you can think about is your crush ramming his cock into your ass while your legs are wrapped around his body and his lips are on your neck
>>6967435
hugg korra
How do you feel about sex?
Would you let someone cum inside you?
Are you a top or a bottom?
Would you sex on the first date if not on which date?
If this nigga dont stop stealing my pics..
>>6967400
Pls respond
>>6967438
>it's raining
post wet moist butte
>>6967437
I was thinking of that but idk of it'll clash with the stuff I wear day to day so I'm iffy on it
>>6967400
I think its hot.
I like yuri manga, but only the cutesy romantic stuff, not the porn (porn is icky...). It's a guilty pleasure.
>>6967354
>Lap pillow edition
Soon
>>6967429
i dont know how to separate what to say in thread from what to say in discord
>>6967444
fuck off no one care nigger
>>6967448
I usually don't think too hard about the color combinations of my clothes and my nails... Maybe I should?
>>6967441
>How do you feel about sex?
virgin, but the idea sounds pretty decent.
wouldn't like feeling judged or inadequate though (which seems likely to happen ;_;)
>Would you let someone cum inside you?
yeah who cares
unless they were trying to poz my neghole baka
>Are you a top or a bottom?
bottom
the idea of topping makes me get all crazy tranny dysphoric
>Would you sex on the first date if not on which date?
sure but it depends on the dude
if he was goin slow on the first date it'd be weird to fuck him
Isla is very difficult to understand. She wants human affection, but she can't get herself to trust anyone. How can one receive affection if one does not allow others to get close enough to give it?
Theres a rupauls dragrace thread. Maybe you're better suited to post there.
>>6967432
i slept most of it away while my boi left me qt voicemails and texts desu
i showed no one no butt!!
>>6967441
>How do you feel about sex?
i love it. i would do it all day long if i could.
>Would you let someone cum inside you?
i mean ya it's happened hundreds of times now lol
>Are you a top or a bottom?
both
>Would you sex on the first date if not on which date?
i've only had sex on the first date once. usually on the 3rd-4th, sometimes on the 2nd, sometimes i've waited 3+ months
would it be gay to hugg a trip
>>6967447
i gotchu
>>6967463
Isla is just overly dramatic and constantly seeking attention no matter how desperate and retarded it makes her look, ignore her.
>>6967470
>>6967463
I'm just retarded.
how old is isla?
>>6967441
I'm a total top
i want to lock korra and her manface up in my basement so nobody has to look at that horrid abomination ever again
>>6967410
Yeah, not gonna happen
Ur gonna be a slooot
>>6967430
Pls
Is it wrong to want to be stuffed full of cock?
I didn't choose this life
>>6967426
I'm going to stay up forever :DDD
>>6967441
>How do you feel about sex?
I cry during it mostly
>Would you let someone cum inside you?
sure
>Are you a top or a bottom?
bottom Xd
>Would you sex on the first date if not on which date?
yah but I wouldn't feel good about it
>>6967446
same :sob:
that's why I wanted to meet my friend but she wouldn't let me ://
>>6967479
sttoopppp iittttt
>>6967459
it's a p big deal for me i think about that alot before i pick a color desu
>>6967484
what if they're really cute
>>6967486
Nim is the least pure person here.
>>6967487
;-;
>>6967477
I'll help you.
>Tfw I look like shit and I'm ready for death
A year and a half of hrt and all I have is these barely a cup tits
>>6967488
Are your ears pierced?
>>6967489
edie is my friend
>>6967491
once she has her first taste of dick she's gonna be hooked on it 5ever
Suck me!!
>>6967486
Accept your fate~
>>6967491
pls don't lie
>>6967500
Stop stealing my pics you bitch.
>>6967497
no ;-; im really scared to get them pierced and I usually have them covered by my hair anyways but i wanna do it eventually
>>6967489
ye ye ye ye
>>6967502
w-well where are u
>>6967417
Cute
>>6967486
>tfw you're his little spoon
>tfw you rub your butt on his crotch and feel something hard poking back
>tfw he pulls you closer and you feel his penis rubbing against the small of your back
How does that make you feel?
>>6967508
ohio
i guess it was pretty creepy to ask that ._.
You all should read Orlando by Virginia Woolf. If there were ever required reading for trans women, Orlando would be it. It's so great and romantic and loving and I want the fates to come in my bedroom and give me a womb...
>>6967390
are you lonely?
>>6967492
give me huggs pls
>>6967451
Best edition desu.
Why is nim such a girl?
>>6967506
SLOW DOWN
>>6967512
>ohio
want to go out on a date?
>>6967506
Scared because of how it would look? Or scared of the piercing itself?
>>6967518
>>6967527
STOP BEING HAPPY
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6967527
>>6967519
>>6967532
Hey guess what
Our movie date got moved up to Wednesday
>>6967511
i'm not him/her/xe/xir but that's hot as fuck
reminds me i'm supposed to write porn tonight eee
>tfw will never provide a boy my lap pillow
Why live :C
>>6967505
>implying i didnt steal this one too
:^)
>>6967509
t-ty
>>6967520
we can watch the purity fade in real time
>>6967522
no :^)
>>6967525
the piercing honestly. I wanna wear qt earings but damn im scared of how much it'll hurt. ironically enough I used to give blood regularly
>>6967529
tfw hugswill neve rhappen
>>6967535
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6967531
Hi Chara
>>6967537
you can provide me your lap pillow if you want
>>6967531
MY SR IS RAISING
2350 NOW
YOU JUST WAIT HAMSTER
>>6967535
Whatcha going to see girl? c:
>>6967540
hugg isl
So.. apologies for using such a crude image, but is there a name for the haircut the woman on the left (angela merkel ftr) is sporting?
>>6967511
>Tfw dating someone 6 years younger than me and he never doesn't have an erection
>>6967476
I lied
I'm a bottom ._.
>>6967511
>6'2
>little spoon
it makes me go "hmmmmmm"
>>6967541
<3
>>6967547
Snowden 'cause we're both dorks
>>6967537
Providing a comforting pillow to boys is the best
>>6967541
Second mom?
>>6967551
it's called a mistake
>>6967560
show me upskirt pantieloons
>>6967554
>are you a mommy
N-no, he is just a bit younger then me is all.
Hi it's me!!!
I just had this really strange thought girls
What if in 25 years 4chan is still around, and /mtfg/ is still around, do you think you girls would remain and be moms for the newer posters, or just let it be newer girls? :P
i'm not on hormones yet am I allowed to post here or is that illegal
How old is too old to start hormones
Is late teens early 20's too late?
thank you for your time.
goodnight /mtfg/
Where is BEEPBEEP????????
>>6967569
yes
13+
yes
it's alright
>>6967569
That's not too old at all get on them asap
>>6967538
I wouldnt put it past you.
>>6967558
I said you had to earn that.
>>6967562
that'd be nice ^^
>>6967568
Its sad to think that I will literally be dead by then :(
>>6967538
Is it supposed to hurt? I always thought it wasn't that bad.
>>6967569
early 20s is fine most of the time
>>6967568
>25 years
>i'll be a 44 year old tranny
how long does it take for HIV to kill you
>>6967579
Why? :(
>>6967555
Little spoon is a position, not a size thing. You have much to learn.
>tfw you've been little spoon for people a few inches shorter than you
Also
>tfw he kisses the back of your neck and your ear, and you feel his stubble gently brush against you
>tfw he thrusts into your butt and you can feel his dick working its way between your buttcheeks
>tfw he flips you over, pins your wrists to the bed, and forcefully makes out with you
>>6967552
It's great, no?
>>6967536
Good luck
>>6967552
Some mother fucker mixed us up today in a thread. I asked if they meant the :3 Sarah and they said it was me. If you're done with the :3 can I have it and really confuse people?
>>6967558
Also no that wasn't me.
>>6967576
Wasn't sure if it was you or someone else, just checking anon.
>>6967585
>living past 40
Why bother?
>>6967569
it's fine
generally 25-30 years of age
not really
man. now i feel bad, accepting gratitude from someone
>>6967567
Red?
>>6967588
This is the first time I've posted here in like 6 months, sure.
does cal have a BBC or a SBC
>>6967588
sarah :3 is a different sarah
>>6967580
I dunno I'm just guessing ;~;
>>6967587
holy shit my heart rate sped up reading this. consider writing smut as a side job m8
>>6967587
e-elanna
please stop
>>6967592
Hi it's Red!
>>6967596
Small black clit
>>6967586
Terminal illness.
>>6967600
I used :3 a lot but I don't even fucking know, it's such a common name.
>>6967604
Red hook me up.
I think this guy likes me!
>>6967587
no this is GAY and I DONT LIKE IT
>>6967607
nah that is a different sarah not you
>>6967600
Oh fuck. So there are three of us now? I've always dreamed of being the 3rd Sarah. In kindergarten I was at a private Jewish school with 3 Lauren's and 2 Sarah's and I had this faggot male name and always wanted to be Sarah. By the end of kindergarten they made me wear a Jewish hat thing yamaka and kiss my prayer book and wear this towel thing with threads and pray 4 times a day. Shit lasted until 5th grade. Religion is a meme.
Maybe I should just change my tag.
>>6967604
Hi Red <3
How are you? ^^
Hugg
is Sarah the new meme tranny name?
>>6967610
nim can i recruit u as a scum agent
>>6967612
>>6967615
I've been using it online for like 12 years now :V
>>6967616
yeah
>>6967556
How would you know?
My head still hasn't been in your lap mom.
>>6967608
I decorated my bong with stickers that this skincare company sent me. Glossier!
I'm starting a skincare review/health fitness/vegan blog
i just yelled at myself in the mirror
>>6967468
Unfortunately, I know the type, because my ex-girlfriend was also "suicidial" and a little bit on the nutty side. Regardless, I seem to be attracted to the broken chicks. Why?
>>6967474
Have you tried not being retarded?
>>6967585
Depends on the drugs you get for it. Magic Johnson's still alive, and it's been like... 24 years? I wouldn't intentionally get AIDS though. That would be retarded.
>>6967610
It's not gay if you're a girl~
>>6967603
O-ok
>>6967601
Honestly I don't think I could write smut for real ;-;
>>6967626
i can't help it.
>>6967622
iktf. but for me it's mostly just talking down
>>6967620
It's been good in my imagination
>mom
I like this more than I should aaaa
>>6967633
called me a failure that will never be good enough etc
just the stuff
the usual
>>6967587
>It's great, no?
It's great most of the time but he is insatiable and it gets tiring.
>>6967614
Hugggggggg
i am reinvented
kero
http://www.strawpoll.me/11312421
this is an URGENT poll to determine the future of transkind!!!
kero kero kero
I'll never be good enough for Kaylee
She's my reason to live. I'm worthless
But I love you so great!!! I love you
>>6967622
If you want to obtain better self esteem, look at yourself in the mirror and say, "I love you, Isla; you are a wonderful person." And do that every day until you brainwash yourself into believing it.
>>6967593
I showed up 8 months ago I think. Maybe more. Tbh this last year was a blur. Truthfully I smoked so much weed and avoided getting a job and there was a stint I spent locked in a bathroom for so many hours a day I was puking because it smelled bad. Shit wasn't conducive to a successful career in law, so I dropped out and now I'm a house cat.
>>6967618
I used Britney kitty as the only long time name. I also had Kimberly on a lot of games, but that was because I thought I was trolling (I was - guys fucking hate losing to girls in video games and it was the most girly shit ever... I just didn't know how bad I knew I needed to be a girl until this year fml). Then one the streets the year I lost my mind on acid homeless I was IDHAN THE CYBORG (I don't have a name) then I was glitch, then I was a crying panic attack going by my birth name and now I'm Sarah who writes about cyborgs.
>>6967617
I hated Jews so much I came home and literally tortured leafs and bugs under rocks like I was Hitler. By age 14 I was acting out rolls of goebells. I majored in propaganda before law school. Now I want to form a band and write cyborg thriller films that are better than the atrocity ghost in the Shell is shaping out to be.
>>6967640
Cute <3
>>6967626
>live to experience a ripe old faggot death without ever having experienced the joys of the degenerate niggerfag disease
versus
>dying young and beautiful having lived under the graces of HIV and experienced true peace
does anyone else on progesterone cum gallons lol
like it's bad enough that i soak through my panties when i'm making out wit my qt, but every time i get off it's like ridiculous amounts of clear fluid
wait no now im reinvented
>>6967642
for a couple months now i've had like.. an unusual amount of genital dysphoria. when i stand up to pee it usually results in some sort of weird fucking emotional reaction. either panicking, crying, or doing OCD type shit even though i don't have OCD. it's kinda dying down now though which is nice.
>>6967642
Even though my vote doesnt really count because not mtf. I'll sit down forever. More comfy.
>>6967621
Hook me up pls! I've been dry for months! MONTHS!
>>6967636
grumble grumble
>>6967636
What kind of mom wants to be roughly violated by her son?
How very lewd.
>>6967657
Hi Frog :3
Hugg <3
>>6967621
Nice bong, here's the one my sister gave me.
>>6967640
>6'2
>>6967658
Peeing in the sink is the best way to save water in California I heard.
>>6967627
im not a girl ;-;
>>6967661
No bully
>>6967662
Embarrassing meeeee aaaaaaaaaa
>>6967666
Yeah well I'm a boy anyway leave me alone
it's kind of weird to think that all these girls with penises are in one location and that you all have girl drama while at the same time having penises
>>6967648
my therapist in rehab made me do that
hell no never again
>>6967674
this post's phrasing is hilar
>>6967671
Maybe I'll have to embarrass you even more in the theater this Wednesday.
>>6967675
you may not love your appearance
but i do :3c
>>6967673
>six foot two
YOURE LIKE THE GOLIATH AND YOUR GF IS DAVID
I love Kaylee so much!
I'm her mommy!
>>6967638
Yeah that's a bit of a problem ;-;
>>6967670
You're a bio male
You're trans
Therefore you're a girl
Honest question though, how do you picture yourself when you daydream about relationships and stuff?
>>6967674
Lol, it's like trannies are girls n stuff. It's fucking wild lmfao
>>6967677
Talking over coffee I can handle but I'm gonna spaghetti okay
>>6967677
Are you gonna put your dick in the popcorn Graceboy?
>>6967680
i wanna kiss a red
>>6967672
im six foot one and tons of fun
>>6967679
You're a manlet with a small penis
>>6967678
glad youdo
because i hate it enough to gash it open.
>>6967685
i'm five foot nine and i'm just fine
>>6967683
That's too lewd
Im surprised to see this kind of sluttery in a Bioware game in this day and age.
>>6967686
hugg carcar
>>6967682
That's the point.
>>6967683
Probably not.
Probably...
>>6967687
please don't
think about people who like looking at you
like me :^(
>>6967691
Hugg Anon <3
>>6967684
Smooch
>>6967692
Now I'm nervous because I dont know what you have planned
>>6967685
>tfw 9cm/3.5" shorter than drakeposter
>tfw never be cute so I cant flirt with him
>>6967696
Yeah, Drakeposter is boo.
They shitpost to compensate for their tiny wiener.
I wanna chill with Red.
>>6967689
Dont get your hands too buttery!
>>6967692
Or yo dick!
>>6967681
an other half to someone in a steady monogamous relationship where both parties are treated as equals
>tfw thinking "if you try to talk about your feelings, you're an attention whore"
i don't know what's up w/ me right now. i'm usually able to control it
>>6967697
I'm not actually sticking my dick in a popcorn bucket mom.
That's highly unsanitary.
Also hot butter burns duh, Ouch.
>>6967704
>I wanna chill with Red.
Same :3
its hard being so tall...
I wish I was at just 2 inches shorter
I love you all
Good night
Be nice to one another
Try to smile
>>6967708
Yeah but what if you wanna give me a kissu or something!!! I am so not prepared for that aaaaaaa
>>6967710
Goodnight <3
Sleep well <3
Sweet dreams <3
Hugg <3
>>6967710
good night
>>6967710
Iktf anon
Time for a 3 hour train ride to get to the gender clinic
Yaaaay
>>6967713
Grace is gonna get smooooooooched!
>>6967713
Yeah what if I do mom?
>>6967717
ecks-dee
>>6967712
i think everyone here is great. i don't want to push anyone away, nobody deserves that
>>6967681
desu i came to this thread a transphobe but you have all convinced me 100% that you are women
>>6967720
good luck femanon
>>6967726
BOO
>>6967707
Ftms usually use stp (stand to pee) devices, that look like dicks; if thats what you're talking about. I don't really care about standing up 2 pee myself tho.
>>6967705
That's kind of vague
I mean how do you imagine yourself? Are you a boy or a girl? What do you do with your partner? What's your ideal cuddle position? How do you kiss? What does your partner look like?
>>6967721
I'm glad you approve mom 1+1 =
>>6967685
im six foot three someone put me out of my misery
>>6967707
oh well nah i don't want my face posted by me right now
>>6967735
XDDDDDDD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s136W3Sgd5s2
This is what I do instead of practicing voice. I need someone to teach me to not suck.
Anyone know how to use FL studios or some shit? I'm sick of being jingle quality.
>>6967675
Imma tell you what I told my ex-girlfriend. If you repeat a lie, it becomes the truth. Now that's a quote misattributed to Mr. Joseph Goebbels, but it has an air of truth to it. You keep telling yourself you're a shitty person, you become a shitty person. You keep telling yourself you love yourself, you'll actually start to do so, even if you're actually a shitty person. You keep drinking black coffee, you eventually stop thinking it tastes like piss despite the fact that by all objective standards, it does.
>>6967738
ill post it then
>>6967737
LITERALLY SSJ RED
YOU NEED TO BE EUTHANIZED
>>6967738
ok uwu
you're super cute tho
>>6967721
>>6967722
i
uh
gosh
i
aaaaaaaaa
im glad i have him to guide me at least, ill just follow his lead and stuff..
>>6967745
im six foot four slap my ass and call me a whore
>>6967748
Use lots and lots of tongue. Just lick him all over his face desu. Its the correct way to do it.
>everyone in this thread was at one time someone who created delicious straight man poo
Post pretransition poo pics.
>>6967747
alines.
it's after this game character here
>>6967747
im in san bernadino but
that sounds awful
i think i'll pass
thanks for the offer though :')
>>6967754
thank god
>>6967748
How can you be my mom if you've never kissed a boy before? I don't understand.
>>6967751
You're a bad influence mom 1x2=
>>6967751
>that pic
ooooooouch
i think ill just follow what he does and let him help me through it
>>6967758
maybe not mom then but what will you call me when you wanna use my lap as a pillow and let me take care of you?
>>6967761
sorcerland.
i forget which website you can buy it from
>>6967756
because you look cute
you should just be at peace with the fact that you have a negative body image and realize even if you don't meet your own standards, you do meet other peoples' standards
exceed them, even, you look fucking adorable desu
>>6967763
pretty sick pixelart and a cute pone! u cool alinefam
>>6967762
Kitten obviously, that's your actual name.
>>6967764
these are only words on the internet
from people i dont know
how can they be true
>>6967756
i wasnt gonna post it
im too nice of a guy
>>6967757
oh pls you didnt think id say yes after what we talked about did you
>>6967761
not my kind of girls tee bee ache
>>6967766
thanks. i need that
>>6967767
Kittens arent usually the ones taking care of people though
>>6967752
No
>>6967734
>I mean how do you imagine yourself? Are you a boy or a girl?
dunno
>What do you do with your partner?
dunno
>What's your ideal cuddle position?
dunno
>How do you kiss?
dunno
>What does your partner look like?
dunno
>>6967772
have you not played nekopara mate
>>6967728
Glad to help open your eyes and stuff
Does this mean you'd bone a trannu now?
>>6967770
tru hehe xd
>>6967773
lol.
gross grinch babby is die from poo
>tfw gay
>tfw like the smell of straight man poo
>>6967752
never was straight...
>>6967772
Are you questioning my judgement kitten?
>>6967774
You serious?
I mean, with this in mind do you sorta see why people suspect you may like boys?
Have you ever tried imagining what it would be like to date someone as a girl?
>>6967735
how did that "realistically" jump all the way from the end of that sentence to there
unless you often unrealistically meet up or something, then that's spot on use
>>6967772
>>6967767
Ugh its too much. I'm going to go do things alone as I do everything in life.
>>6967787
>>6967776
I played a bit of the first one and it was more like cat management than a cat taking care of me
>>6967785
No sir..
>tfw ftm
>tfw like the smell of mtf poo
>>6967768
nigga if i didn't think you were cute i wouldn't be asking for facepics
i've said this before but you look 100% fappable
>the cutest people on mtfg have the worst self-image
>>6967795
Good kitten.
>>6967800
>tfw his dick is bigger than mine
>>6967801
>mfw my dick is bigger than hers
>>6967801
Get the large popcorn.
Ok now I'm really leaving.
>>6967786
mmm
it's because i haven't had a real relationship before
i dont really have the experience necessary to say "i like this or i dont like that"
my thought process behind dating was "really good friends with some romance mixed in"
>>6967806
Will you two get a room already
>tfw watched a cis camgirl for first time in awhile
>usually watch trannies
Forgive me, I have sinned
Should i visit a support group? Is it as horrible as they say, or did somebody made good experiences?
>>6967805
do you want to try being friends again then
i think im satisfied with this grudge's length
>>6967766
>>6967771
lately i've been feeling that is life for me basically atonement for being a screw up.
i don't get to get to kill myself, i'm supposed to atone.
i don't get the right to ask for thanks from anyone, no matter what i do for them.
& i guess i could be cool as some people here have told me, i just never notice that about myself.
it's just something that i don't recognize, my thoughts are all i've known
>>6967806
Its only natural, I am a girl
>>6967807
And backrow seats
>>6967805
idk, i don't have -severe- body negativity or anything? so i can't 100% relate i guess, but sometimes you gotta look at shit like 'well hmm maybe all these anons fapping to my ass have a point and my ass doesn't actually look awful'
>>6967511
>>6967587
woah I need a bf
>>6967807
>iPhone
gay af
>>6967816
Hey, now, it's not fair to judge all people with Tourette's based off those two
>>6967809
Rooms are expensive, this thread is free.
>>6967814
Wait you said and, are you implying the popcorn idea is gaining mental traction mom?
>>6967816
thoughts on the debate jew?
>>6967809
Since we're gonna do a movie soon instead of Sunday he can come to my room Sunday
>>6967823
I thought I was just kitten? And well no Im not gonna do lewd things on the second date!!
>>6967808
Well yeah, but one doesn't have to have relationship experience to know what traits really attract them. Like, I guess it just seems strange to me not to know what physical attributes draw you to someone. Relationships are a lot of things, the friendship and romance is definitely there, but the connection exists on a physical level too, and the absence of that aspect is what makes something platonic.
Either way, I have to be up in like 5 hours for work, but goodnight nim
>>6967826
i would if you posted nudes desu
but really i'd say you look like a solid 8/10
or i think you did from what i remember of your last face pic
nice fat distribution on your bod too
>>6967640
solve that fucking rubiks cube
>>6967828
I know I'm just triggering you mom/kitten.
>>6967833
Well stop that and come to bed with me
>>6967830
goodnight
>>6967826
i think getting to know you again and play games with you sometime would be worth any bad thing that happened after
>>6967813
i guess the reason why it's only surfacing now is b/c i believed was making progress before.
but now things are getting to be too much all over again.
i could ask my mom for help, "but how long are you going to keep being a burden on her? she deserves better."
& i'm trying not to slip in my classes again.
i'm scared. i don't want to be useless
>>6967834
>>6967813
>>6967837
aline, it's okay to accept help, we all need it sometimes. i'm sure those around you would like to see you happier. if you want to give to the world you have to accept from it too
and you are cool, you have your own passions and humor and youre as loveable as any cutie out there
hope you can come to feel it. <3
>>6967816
Hey Cyba, how's it feel that Donald lost the debate? If he loses the election, I'm gonna laugh at you.
>>6967846
lol, yeah she roasted him.
>>6967847
ifunny.co
>>6967824
I'm happy with him. He did well even though it was 2 on 1. I think the last debate will be the best.
>>6967846
I don't think he lost. I fas hoping crooked Hillary would have a stroke on tv so we could watch her die. He's gonna Make America Great Again.
>>6967850
you are incredibly perceptive
except about that penis between your legs
>>6967845
honestly f am
let's just let everyone besides you be the judges of that
i'm sure you could make money camming or something if you tried
you got a nice bod on you and a good face
>>6967846
>>6967849
If Donald loses the election don't make the mistake of thinking there's going to be another one.
I will never recognize that criminal bitch as my commander & chief.
>>6967847
infunny.co what are you fucking gay?
>>6967842
thanks.
i feel much better
>>6967852
wut
I know I have a penis my dude
>>6967851
>fas
W and F aren't even close to each other on the keyboard. How can you make a typo like that? Besides, I've talked to Trump supporters tonight that said Hillary won. Just admit it, your "God Emperor" lost.
>>6967855
glad i could help!
look forward to seeing you around these parts
>>6967853
i want someone to do it with :sob:
>>6967859
likewise
>>6967858
I use the colemak keyboard layout.
>>6967854
Would I make a good president or maybe god empress?
>>6967847
needs more jpg
>>6967862
K. I'm still gonna laugh at you if Trump loses.
>some robot i've known for a few days removed me because i 'don't know what trans is'
haha, okay? im kind of curious what he meant but i don't want to re-add him just for that :<
>>6967860
there has to be someone locally! i mean, you can't live THAT far from a center of civilization
but ugh senpai u cute as fuck u shouldnt be having body negativity issues
>>6967845
seems like youre not really comfortable with it
you know my stuff whenever you are though
>>6967862
i used to use dvorak.
but since my typing on qwerty has improved, i got bad @ using dvorak
>>6967864
You'll be a Duchess and I'll be a Duke, it'd be heresy for us to compare ourselves to God Emperor Trump.
Ahh i haven't trained my voice for a day and now it's all cracky again ;__;
Pls tell me that one day i don't have to concentrate on speaking like a girl anymore...
>>6967854
http://www.courthousenews.com/2016/09/23/impeach-trump-if-elected-utah-professor-says.htm
He also still has the pedo case out there.
I wanna be someone's daddy ;_; who needs one?
i look like a boy that you'd find in a trashcan.
Will this improve my chances of passing?
i need to go to bed.
we're reading the oddysey tomorrow.
goodnight
>>6967883
odyssey
>>6967879
Nah, you look like a very cute girl.
>>6967879
my personality is something out of a toilet bowl
>>6967873
ok fuck you im going to go look through last thread for a selfie
your figure is 8/10, a bit wide at the shoulders, granted, but really great hips and cute booblets
your face looks completely passable though it's hard to tell from the last facepic you posted
you have really nice eyes
now stop complaining about your appearance so i can go write porn reee
>>6967882
passing wind? yeah
>>6967888
yeah my shoulders r bad
most recent pic
i took it v drunk
my eyes are dead and soulless
i have slavic dead eyes and my bag under the eyes
i could go on about my disgust with myself
wait
nvm image limit
>>6967887
No :/
>>6967893
>slavic
o boy that explains it
you're slavic?
i'm half slav too and people always say i have really nice eyes
bags r cutue desu
>>6967873
decide for me when youre sober then ghostie
i just dont wanna be mean to you anymore :/
hurts more than makes me laugh
can I identify as female but present as male and still use the ladies room?
>>6967903
no that's pretty retarded
Made new thread guise
>>6967905
honestly seems just right for this place
>>6967905
need I remind you of the current 12 month cycle?
>>6967908
link it faget
>>6967913
Idk how
>>6967363
> http://i.imgur.com/YOr5Mc9.png
is this bad
>>6968609
Link test