>tfw you never got to go to highschool as a girl with the rest of /mtfg/
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old thread >>6965194
Hi nim
>>6966396
how have you been
hi nim
>>6966388
I wonder what kind of clique i would be apart of.
>>6966399
NIM NOM
>>6966388
op, that would be awful.
>>6966388
idk what use id be in mtfg high school
>>6966406
hi charlotte :3
doing well
Inb4 Trumpettes cheering Trump for every half truth and lie.
Christ this debate is terrible.
Everything about this is a terrifying cataclysm.
>>6966399
I'm fine. Nothing to report really. I'm bored, i wish i had friends who would hang out with me.
>>6966372
Tomorrow I don't need excuses, I start training and stuff
>>6966370
But we're already friends .-.
>>6966418
same :/
>>6966412
I'd like to believe I am, but the truth is that I'm doing great*
*I'm exhausted and miserable, please save me from this mountain of weekly homework I'm drowning in, and feed me bacon
>>6966419
hi friend-elnannana
>>6966407
I deliberately set a bathroom on fire in freshman year.
:3
It was a controlled fire. And I didn't get expelled. This was be4 kids with guns killing people
>>6966419
bring the lani charm and they'll be all over you ^^
>>6966419
>But we're already friends .-.
I hoped we were but I didn't want to be presumptuous, I'm glad to know for sure. : )
Why are you not cute yet?
>>6966423
ok i can bring some
do you like crispy bacon or chewy bacon
>>6966430
i am a cute trashcan boy
so how's the debate
think america will last long enough for me to fly to australia
>>6966434
: (
>>6966430
people say im cute but i always suspect hugboxing
>>6966431
Who's this Chaim fellow?
>>6966424
think about gym class...
on top of that, think about how bad the cliques would be.
you've got the clique where everyone thinks they're popular, but in reality nobody cares
you've got the stoners
the transbians
the people that insist that they're ugly, regardless of whether they pass or not
and then a few people here and there that are either adored or hated, but don't really have a clique
>>6966434
BOTH!!! :D
I like the crispy-crunchy bacon that's cooked in the oven in its own grease
>>6966438
I don't know why but you seem to be perfect to cuddle and hug with
>>6966443
He lit a bathroom on fire as well.
>>6966441
hugg laur
I woke my bf up in the middle of the night
Im an asshole
>>6966451
hugg nim
>>6966452
You must now give him a blowjob as reparations.
>>6966452
I'm sure if you let him cum in your butt a couple times all will be forgiven
>>6966457
What happened to Chaim?
Holy hell
Trump just basically said "hey I'm a shitty racist, but so are you, so what are you gonna do about it"
Like, wow, the entire citizenship just now must have thought to themelves "they're both assholes, who do i vote for"
>>6966454
Wave sound like maeve with a w
>>6966448
cuddles & huggs are my favorite thing in the whole wide world tbqh
this debate is so cringe
>>6966447
okay im coming over with a warm blanket and some bacon to cook just the way you like it
then after the bacon is all gone ill tuck you in and give you patpats :3
Watcha drinkin tonight mtfgay?
>>6966427
I dunno about that
Thanks though I'm pretty psyched :3
>>6966429
Awe, you weren't being presumptuous but yeah, consider it clarified
>>6966423
Hi charlotte, how's it going?
>>6966388
I need to get up for school in less than two hours. Wehey pretending to be a boy again. Haha will be a great day.
>>6966464
I want to wife you
>>6966342
Not that Im aware of, you don't have to detransition to give up though. You just can tell yourself little lies like, "Its ok that I dress in baggy jeans and a hoodie, Im still a girl", or, "Not all cisgirls take care of their nails, so its ok that mine look like shit too..."
>>6966457
Hes trying to get his sleep schedule sorted out
and then i just call him becuse im unstable af thus destroying all his progress
Why is he still with me?
>>6966470
water. that's a cute can design though
>>6966426
was it the boys bathroom so you could say you can only use the girls?
also I almost got expelled once because the vice principal was in a bad mood and I had skipped a class with some guys I sorta knew and could only remember one of their names
>>6966430
I started too late
>>6966431
oh, you'd be all like
"w-weh" and stuff?
>>6966447
I would be in the last category
>tfw finally had some mac n cheese
>>6966470
>drinking on a monday
You degenerate!
>>6966464
>Wave sound like maeve with a w
Hello MAIVE
http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/tts_example.php?sitepal
>>6966470
just bee yourself and you'll be fine :^)
but seriously good luck <3
>>6966405
p bad hbu
>>6966485
But i act like such a selfish asshole
>>6966468
YAY :D
>tfw nim steals your heart
can you bring chocolate covered pretzels and mike&ikes too? :3
>>6966470
>watcha drinking
water :/
>tfw you're poor
btw, what kinda vodka should I ask for from my 21+ friends?
I'm doing pretty ok. Been craving estrogen lately, so I started taking both 2 mg tabs at once in the morning.
>>6966480
yes, you would
I think I'm just a drifter.
>>6966485
>be terrifraid
d-do your best!
>>6966494
what's wrong pookie wookie
I should run for President in the future. Vote for me guise, your 1st tranny Prez.
>>6966478
:3
This brewery has some really weird can designs and beer names desu, I think it's run by nerds.
>>6966481
I'm cooking, I need to keep my buzz going ;~;
>>6966489
Thank you <3
>>6966497
I don't know much about vodka desu, are you planning on drinking it straight or mixing it?
>>6966497
anything you want ^^
lotte needs food and cuddles
>tfw no nim to corrupt
Normal people:
Int[] love = new int[20];
I:
Double[] love = new double[4];
>>6966495
>But I act like a girl
If you aren't already, its time to start trading steak dinners for succ
>>6966512
why would you want to corrupt me
>>6966502
lots
it's w/e tho
how r u
>>6966446
>probably have to wait until january 2017
will i die
Music, if anyone cares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phDCSTKQ9H0
>>6966509
mixing it. I can't actually drink straight vodka ;__;
>>6966511
I always need food and cuddles <3
>>6966519
>til that "selfish asshole" directly translates to "feminine"
>>6966522
im okay
i don't like that you're sad tho
>>6966463
vote with a rock in the street
>>6966525
We all trade something for sex, give it time and you will too.
>>6966519
No being a girl doesnt make me a selfish asshole
Im just one becuse of my personality
What click were you actually in during high school, /mtfg/?
I was basically an alpha nerd, like a squad leader of the autistic outcasts.
I hurt all over and might have to go home early from work when I need all of the money I can get
What's everyone else up to
i wanna be pretty
>>6966485
Taking all your estrogen at once creates a better spike of estrogen levels in your blood and is better absrobed by your body vs. dividng your dose, according to a research paper I saw on HRT.
>>6966543
you will be
also you will want a boyfriend
>>6966509
Cheers !
>>6966539
Alpha musician and bottom tier nerd
The worst combo for being a bullying target
>>6966525
If you're drinking it mixed you probably won't notice a difference between the cheap stuff and the expensive stuff.
I'm gonna say maybe smirnoff
You're unlikely to go wrong if you're spending more than 20 dollars on a bottle as a general rule, at least if you're mixing it.
>>6966506
Ty!
What kinda beer are you gonna have?
>>6966534
Agreed
>>6966550
Forgot my pic :p
in light of our soon to be destroyed nation I'm gonna take 10 fucking miligrams of xanax and see if I feel anything.
if not, I'll take another ten.
I'll finish this god damn bottle tonight if I have to.
im scared and lonely /mtfg/
how are you
more cool music :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGYLIlCQWtw
>>6966535
I guess that's why the guy always pays for the food on a date, huh
>>6966543
love yourself, because if you don't, who will?
>>6966552
oh cool. I'm gonna make sure I check market prices too, so I don't get ripped off
>>6966543
I just got called aids skrillex. You can't be as low as me.
Trump is getting BTFO by Hillary
>>6966555
Why ur hands look like mine
>>6966552
This one :3
Cheap bitter macro brew.
>>6966559
Feeling ugly ;-;
>>6966559
Why scared?
>>6966566
start by not saying mean things about yourself. Then start treating yourself the way you would want to be treated.
does snorting xanax do anything different than swallowing it
>>6966564
well at least we will have ww3 next year
>>6966575
but i want to look like a girl charlotte :(
>>6966568
Cause we be POCs
>>6966570
dont feel that em
;=;
>>6966571
im always scared under this roof
>eating alone in /mtfg/high bathroom crying softly
;_;
i have boobs
>>6966559
Hey you
My torso hurts so bad and one of my boy's cats died last night so I'm also emotional as hell
>>6966569
Mmmm, macro
>>6966562
Good luck!
>>6966576
No
>>6966576
goes directly into the bloodstream and fucks up your nose
>>6966582
time and patience, my nim-nog
with enough HRT, you'll start seeing a girl in the mirror soon enough
>>6966590
hey same
I'm an A-cup, hbu?
>>6966588
I can't help it ;_;
>>6966590
Cis girls tend to have those ^=^
>>6966590
Hello boobs
I'm afraid daddy will rip the towel from my room and beat and rape me.
Here's a pic of me smiling.
>>6966589
alice-chan!
why are you eating alone in the bathroom?!
>>6966585
Finally you respond.. you've been ignoring me. :( I love you Sass D': you are my best friend. I don't even mean that in a weird way, just as a friend. I don't want you to hate me pleeease I've just been lonely..
>>6966590
>some guy tipped me 12bucks on a delivery today b/c i had cleave out.
>i work for a company that serves other companies.... not a pizzaperson
boobs
>>6966595
i want tiddies :3
my HRT order shipped today, when do tiddies start coming in
>>6966589
Have some pasta bby! I made too much. :3
>>6966597
hugg emb
I'm back from pittsburgh
I have three girlfriends now
also i made some purchases and i'm REALLY HAPPY about them
>>6966605
Typically about three months into HRT.
>>6966495
not really
i mean
people are needy.
>>6966497
>btw, what kinda vodka should I ask for from my 21+ friends?
new amsterdam.
>>6966499
i couldn't like
so much spook
>>6966506
i think he might have been gender fluid or smthng
not quite trans
he wanted to be called they sometimes
>>6966544
huh?
>>6966542
hating myself like all fucking hell
>>6966559
feeling horribly disgusted with the fact that i have stupid stuff cut over the front of my body.
also managing to somehow think im perma disgusting.
dunno why i think that
im fucking amazing h-haha
>>6966590
how are you supposed to fuck me if you have boobs???
>>6966607
hugg nim
plz god let me get high tonight
>>6966618
Viagra?
>>6966614
h-how painful
>>6966601
I'm the main character.
>>6966621
post butt
>>6966618
all these drugs are making your skin and face get progressively uglier.
your pics are like a reverseqt timeline.
>maybe stop being edgy
pursuing education would be time better spent
>>6966618
Please, don't kill yourself.
>tfw no boobs
>>6966622
why are you taking viagra?
I just finished watching the debate
what a fucking farce.
>>6966613
>new amsterdam.
is that a brand?
is it expensive?
I don't have much money :/
>>6966621
you're still an AA, aren't you :3
>>6966624
depends on how much they grow. The more they grow, the more it hurts
for reference, I yelped earlier when I brushed my nipple
>>6966634
oh no..
my mom has big tits
does that mean i will
>>6966617
I don't know, I'm 18 months in and don't have 'em and probably won't ever get 'em, but it's different for everyone. Genetics matter.
>>6966610
that mask is terrifying
>>6966633
Trump was strong first half. Hillary was strong second half. Both of them suck balls.
>>6966638
;-;
hugg joan
>>6966626
20$ and sure.
>>6966627
But i don't have a dick either?
>>6966631
They're nice.
>>6966634
B
>>6966633
An hour and a half with two of the most unlikeable people in the country, and the best thing is that one of them is going to be president.
Holy Shit mtfg, Trump is Hillary's bitch
>>6966644
but ur supposed to fuck me
u said you would fuck my butt
>>6966647
sorry crooked shill but trump won this one
>>6966625
ooooh
so by the end you will be friends with everyone and have a few close friends?
>>6966639
>amy v.
>literally rapes people and takes selfies with dark circles and all the brow ridges in ridgelandia
>cant stop doing drugs
>rips on someone who doesnt need drugs for sex, fun, and a morbid means of not feeling discgusting
umm
>>6966643
Oh well, it's kind of handy to not be too big while I'm still fulltime boymode so I can't complain. It'd be nice if they were rounder though, I have the typical trans cone breasts.
>>6966649
Strapon
>>6966644
how long did it take you to get to the size you're at now
>>6966653
yeah it usually takes a while for them to round out, right?
>>6966637
yes.
yes.
yes!
>>6966644
uh huh.
and I bet if I said B, you'd say C to make me jealous, right?
>>6966662
No, b is what i have.
>>6966662
yay! :3
>>6966652
>rape
ffs you are cerifiable retarded. I didn't rape anyone, that was a meme started by mado and a handful of anon's
>can't stop doing drugs.
this is my first time taking more than prescribed xanax in 3 months. I hav4en't had weed in 4 months
>rip's on someone judging her based on her looks who has absolutely nowhere to come from on it
seems pretty reasonable
>>6966660
I think so, but I don't know exactly when it's supposed to happen. Not everyone reaches Tanner stage 5 I think.
>>6966669
isla what's your tolerance to xanax like because I s2g I need to take a barrel of this shit to feel even the slightest twinge on happiness and no just feeling tired.
>>6966642
I think I saw the latter 2 thirds of it or so.
both of them definitely sucked balls. Trumps like "I didn't say that" then I quickly google it and find out that yes, he did. (on multiple things)
Hillary bringing up her father for electorate appeal points... or using the race questions to talk about gun control instead...
It was an all round total fucking farce.
>>6966641
>play pokemon instead
Do you play Pokemon Go, the 3DS games, or both?
>>6966673
that's scary..
>>6966669
shrug
>>6966666
Satan tits
>>6966651
By the end I'll have given up my physical form to retroactively turn all trans girls into cis girls and be their benevolent goddess.
>>6966650
>Shill
>Trump won
Trump blames the immigrants and doesn't answer one question.
LMAO.
I mean, how can any person believe in this two bit clown?
>>6966680
Either way, some breasts are better than no breasts.
>My FtM best friend and I are going to an Elementary school to talk to the counsel about trans rights
Feels good c:
>>6966686
I want a Diancie too. I've missed quite a couple of events, and may have to trade with an injector to complete my pokedex.
>tfw ur unsupportive garbage family hates u but it still hurts
>>6966691
tfw no diancie
feels
so
bad
desu
>>6966689
>tfw in my day Jerry Springer was the main source of information about what being trans is all about
>>6966666
whatever you say
you're around 5-6 months hrt though, right? I guess that kinda makes sense
nice pents btw
>>6966671
are you excited?
>>6966673
that's a hon myth. People that transition before 24 generally hit tanner IV or V
>>6966672
i mean, i'd nibble your neck.
meh.
>>6966692
I'll be your sister. :)
>>6966684
Gift of the old gods.
>>6966687
I'm gonna laugh at Cyba when Trump loses.
>>6966696
yeah i am!
im nervous but i dunno, it's a good nervous
>>6966694
Is Diancie your favorite pokemon?
i will kill anyone prettier than me this is not a joke
>>6966696
>tfw started at 24 9/12ths
YASSSSSSSSSSS
>>6966707
That's going to be a massive death toll.
>>6966687
>I mean, how can any person believe in this two bit clown?
Well you see, people believing in two bit clowns is a very important issue for us. Very important. I was saying to my friend the other day, two bit clowns? Why doesn't anybody care about this? Perhaps it's because for too long, politicians haven't focused on making america great. And that's my answer. Two bit clowns is an issue we need to be very strong on.
>>6966706
i have a diancie shirt
and two plushies
>>6966686
I gotta take like 10 mg just to get drowsy
I swear the only drugs that work on me are weed and LSD beause I've taken molly, 3 pain killers , and benzoes and they never had the high people clim to get from it
>>6966703
if Trump loses, Hilary will change nothing
enact the TPP and we will be in ww3 within the year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgflCE7zRpc
You girls watched the debates right? Who do you think won?
>>6966696
Yeah, that might be the problem, I started at 29. Still, I'm somewhere in the III or IV range now which isn't too terrible I guess?
>>6966720
Nobody
>>6966710
U live
>When you smoke yourself into a coma all day
>>6966719
the american people lost
>>6966719
How do you think she'll start World War 3?
>>6966726
d00d same
except the smoking
or coma
>>6966720
>>6966705
sugoi sugoi SUGOI!!!
>>6966710
rude
>>6966721
tanner IV is still pretty nice, anything less than tanner III is where you start seeing cone tits
>>6966720
Was gonna say no-one, but Isla's right. All of America's enemies won.
>>6966729
How come you're in here if you're FtM? :o I don't mind, I'm just curious.
>>6966726
DUDE
>>6966720
It doesn't matter who won, we're fucked either way.
pls tell me how to get rid of frizzy hair
"I call dibs on you if you turn out to be a hot girl"
don't pull on my heart strings, you flirt
>>6966742
Scissors
>>6966720
no I was asleep
yank politics don't interest me
>>6966742
Have you tried washing it
>>6966737
Well maybe I am stage II then, because I've definitely got the cone tits thing going on. I don't know, the diagrams I find online are confusing.
>>6966713
Alice, ur Perfect
>Tfw NAFTA destroyed manufacturing and america and Trump is committed to make America great again.
>>6966731
seriously though,first time I took norcos I snot fucking 1 of em and NOTHIN but some drowsiness and lack of appetite. and my foot still fucking hurt ,
>>6966742
dry with a hairdryer whilst brushing
>>6966742
You could try using a hair straightening iron maybe?
>>6966757
But you won't have frizzy hair anymore :3
>>6966756
I would if he was serious
>>6966733
>I never smoek teh weeds im a good grill -Elanna
Meanwhile, an unexpected visit at Elannas apartment.
What next, you dont think about dicks all the time? Please lana.
i fucking hate this shit
5 pm and i haven't done anything
not even the semi-productive but objectively worthless stuff that i want to do
how am i going to make money like this :^(
>>6966714
Sounds pretty nice...
Also, I see little bits of your cute face in that picture. Can I pin you to your bed and kiss it?
>>6966766
I have never done drugs those are scary and make your penis fall off
ok 15 mg of xanny popped
>>6966720
I think America and by extension the entire world lost.
>>6966761
Chara has a microdick lmfao
>>6966764
i think mine are ;-;
>>6966720
Trump got his ass handed to him. He told half truth and full lies and was on the defense 90% of the time.
His whole point was blame mexico. What a fucking buffoon
Trump knows he sucked ass so much he just legit said his microphone was sabotaged.
>Mfw
>>6966771
well don't
>>6966763
;-;
i gotta get my split ends trimmed
>>6966775
Something like that.
>>6966732
you haven't been following her anti-russian rhetoric?
http://www.counterpunch.org/2016/09/26/hillary-clintons-campaign-against-russia/
>>6966742
Leave in conditioner
>>6966779
Yeah, that would definitely help.
When was the last time you had a trim?
>>6966777
>the retarded asskisser is also a leftist cuk
>>6966742
Don't towel dry or heat dry your hair, just let it dry naturally. Don't brush/comb it when it's wet or it'll snap and you'll get split ends and then more frizz.
Use product.
>>6966755
the worst part is you're not wrong :3
>>6966751
all boobs are different, so it's hard to tell, but I think you probably just kept growing without getting out of tanner 2
>>6966758
get hyped, nim-nog, cuz you're gonna have boobies
just don't bind them so nobody can see them - it'll fuck up growth
lesbian anime game
lets go
>>6966790
It's alright, we can be fags together.
>>6966787
l-like 9 months ago..
>>6966784
Interestingly Mitt Romney got slammed for acting like the cold war wasn't over.
Not that I like Mitt Romney, I just think that's interesting.
dude wtf no wonder this chick is a lesbian with parents like this
>>6966788
>thinking hillary is a leftist
>>6966791
Sakura Trick is awesome :3
>>6966796
Yeah, you need those split ends removed
>>6966776
Lucky ;-;
>>6966782
1 BTC is like... 600 bucks right now, Isla. You're fairly pretty, but I think for that kind of money, I could get a rather high class prostitute. Maybe one not covered in cut wounds.
>>6966801
(((they))) make her play the leftist
dude this dad is a lesbian
>>6966802
this is strawberry vinegar not sakura trick
>>6966797
I don't love him, I just like him better than Hillary.
I do believe he was awful tonight though.
>>6966791
looks agp as heck
>Try to get someone in my city to sell me hormones
>They turn out to be fucking with me
>Order hormones online
>They get seized by customs and I waste $100
>Try to do it legally
>They tell me my appointment won't be for months and months
Should I just kill myself? I'm pretty sure this is fate telling me i wasn't meant to be a girl
>>6966799
If I ever detrans I want to look like pink apron guy hot damn
Do we have a discord chat or something? I like the idea of being able to talk to you girls individually for some of you tbqh :P I know that makes me sound like a chaser, but, I'm really a trans girl.
>>6966804
how much are they gonna cut ;-;
>>6966789
but I always wrap mine up in a towel, and it always looks nice.
I also use a damage-repair shampoo from garnier fructis so :3
>>6966793
faggy faggy faggy :3
>>6966803
oh, I'm gonna be wearing zip-up hoodies if mine look nice enough. I'm hoping I can be proud of my puppies.
>>6966803
I have very frizzy hair because it's so fine.
I use john frieda frizz ease secret agent touch up creme and john frieda frizz ease nourishing oil elixir.
Don't use too much or you'll look greasy. It really works wonders.
>>6966808
she's a centrist and you're a nazi
>>6966788
>Babby is mad because trump is a bitch with no substance and now the US is aware of this.
I'm your sister, I know your sadness and your struggle. I know how it is to feel a stranger in your body.
You would insult me and make me a caricature for a cheetoh colored moron who hates you and thinks of you as a freak who shoukd have no rights?
Check yourself friend.
>>6966819
If you explicitly say "I'm growing it out, just trim the ends" they're unlikely to remove more than an inch.
Alright im going to hit randomly my predictive text and see what jibberish comes out and then treat it like Terra card reading. It'll be more accurate.
I wish I could just flip a coin and be either now I am become death in the world of the world or country of the world or not think about it mostly because of the shit posting nudes and fake doxxing to the point of starting HRT in the future only skinny people will be taken seriously for a while and I am not mentally ill just leave you a message about 4 hours ago and I was too poor to buy a new blender and a few guys to travel the US with a girl I've been pen pals with from Canada and the rest of us wrecked hons.
Hahaha too poor to buy a blender...
>>6966826
"""""dad"""""
>>6966826
looks like he has boobs
>>6966825
>centrist
hahahaha
>>6966833
AGP as FUCK
>>6966817
Maybe I could, but they'd probably be riddled with AIDS.
And I don't know what kind of non-literal Internet currency you want. Have a (you), perhaps?
>>6966823
Why can't you just cuddle them and touch their butts instead of being suicidal?
>>6966828
Can't even form a coherent sentence, huh?
>>6966833
Dad(Female)
>>6966838
how about some xanny and beer bruv
>>6966815
Talk to me. I'm a chaser.
Rare chara pic incoming
>>6966845
I am fucking excite
>>6966844
FtMs can't be chasers only cis men or repressed trans women
friends, please don't fight
clintoris is shit
donald duck is shit
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Mengele
Shit is real.
>>6966828
Shillary pretends to have substance, she will say anything and change nothing
>>6966849
Im the only FTM tranny chaser in existence
>>6966849
What about non-repressed transwomen, are we allowed to be chasers?
>B-BUT HE'S A RACIST!
>HER NAME WAS ALICIA
>YOURE GOING TO ELECT HIM?
>IM A LITERAL ////FEMALE///
>>6966843
I know of only one person who would be able to score you that, and she's online only once in a blue moon. Also, if she were online, I'd be spending every waking second with her, instead of chilling in here (I fucking miss her)
Could probably score you beer if you were a little closer though. You got a preference?
>>6966861
no preference other than a sweet IPA
>>6966859
Are you hot Joan?
>>6966859
Yes
It's the only reason I post here desu
Dunno why I bothered watching the debate
I've heard it all before from them
>>6966865
Not really, no.
>>6966841
I love you and your strawman fallacies.
:3
>>6966866
oh wow
>>6966870
Post pic pl0x.
>>6966859
No they're transbians, silly.
>>6966864
So I'd get kisses if I showed up at your door with an ice chest full of India Pale Ale?
>>6966878
none of this is an argument
where is my complementary cute person to have sex with when im drunk
also
politics faggots
shut up niggazzz
>>6966881
hugs yes
maybe free kisses
depends on what u look like
im shallow
>>6966878
>special thanks to stefan molyneux
oh my fucking god I hate that guy, my ex loved him and it's literally part of why I broke up with him.
>>6966883
can you kill yourself? These threads suck because of you
so i have this journal i used for a week when i was 17 and committed to a mental home. im 23 now and still havent read what i wrote..its no doubt super cringy..rolling to see if i read it
>>6966878
:^)
>>6966887
not
an
argument
>>6966871
That wasn't even a strawman. Are you honestly retarded or what?
>>6966876
I'd rather not, sorry.
>>6966823
bcus I want cuddles :sob:
>>6966388
I only went as a girl to summer school my last year. It went good though. Everyone there was retarded though.
>>6966886
How can you be shallow when you're ugly?
>>6966889
read it my dude
post it online if it's a good read
>>6966882
>Tfw memes are arguments to be debated.
Used to always stay at home, be a good girl
You was in the zone
You should just be yourself
Right now, you're someone else
>>6966898
thats like asking how can someone be retarded when they are a human
>>6966886
Tell ya what, I'll shave first.
>>6966900
reroll
>>6966895
i can give you cuddles
pls post cute hats/beanies/whatever, i need something to contain my trashcan boy hair ;_;
oh i see now things are moving pretty slow..
>>6966891
I'm not making an argument I'm bitching about my ex.
The guy thought he was a socialist and yet spent his time listening to stefan molyneux and alex jones and shit like that, hanging on their every word. Benefits were his only source of income and yet he opposed them.
>>6966910
i want beep to sit my head on her lap, pet my hair, and tell me everything will be alright
>>6966913
well you got that right
you sure do sound bitchy
>>6966893
Its ok. I bet you're cute tho.
>>6966903
You used to call me on my cellphone
>>6966912
i got your dubs for you READ THE BOOK AND COPY PASTE INTERESTING CHAPTERS REEE
also i love you sweetie <3
dude
this dad
is a chick
>>6966910
>>6966920
omfg you think I'm a bitch?!!?
That's so nice of you to say! thank you!
Guess who's winning /mtfg/ high school edition??
whod is bitch
>>6966912
recommend eyeshadow palettes on Amazon pls
>>6966939
just go to your drug store you turbosperg
>>6966932
i just dont think you have the stamina to post here
you have a lot of experience, sure..
but its bad experience
we need a leader with good experience
NOT a leader with bad experience, like you, secretary
20 trillion good, hard working posts have been lost since you took office
and frankly i think that is shameful
>>6966892
Baby your knowledge of philosophy is on par with What Trump knows on economics, foreign policy and leadership.
Let's analize your statement
>(You)can't even form a coherence sentence, huh?
The accusation is that as your opponent is fails to form a "coherent sentence" it is a clear.indication suggest ing that your opponent is lacking something....knowledge? Understanding, mental acuity?.and thus.all her argumenta nd.mwmws should be dismissed.
Inb4 I didn't say anything of that, you're putting words in my mouf.
I just deconstructed your bullshit statement disguised as an accusation of the unreliability of your opponent.
Nice meme, sister.
which do i choose
>>6966896
I did summer school and half were retarded half were tryhards taking advance courses
>>6966949
you guys ARE dudes right?
because I'm not comfortable talking to girls
pookie notice me
im making a lot of funny memes
>>6966944
like a walgreens
>>6966949
a true slut is willing to take anything, at any time
>>6966872
*chases u*
Be my girlfriend already!
>tfw cocklust
>>6966925
I'm lazy as fuck though.
>>6966961
rare peanut on the right
>>6966953
cudd pooks
>>6966961
I'll be your girlfriend only if you be my girlfriend
>>6966939
This is the Sleek Divine Sunset Pallete
I like how it's got quite a few natural looking colours on there. Probs no use for the blue or orange though.
>>6966960
o/////o
>>6966949
Choose the normal girl on the right, not the attentionwhore who painted some croissants pink and glued them to her her skull and has some butt plug cat tail
That shit's gonna be filled with ants and cockroaches.
IM HOPEFULLY STARTING HORMONES WITHIN THE NEXT 2 WEEKS FUCKERS WOOOOOOOO
>>6966975
real demon
they are 9 years old wtf
>>6966976
Fuck it, let's just cuddle and be lazy together.
>>6966974
hugg the pookie
Be my girlfriend already
>>6966978
CONGRATS FUCKER
>>6966939
This is brixton brown from rimmel london. I usually wear this. Again it comes out very natural looking. Plus all the rimmel ones have a diagram on the back of where to apply what colours which is nice.
9 years old
>>6966983
ya but r u cute
>>6966976
yes
you are the truest, purest slut of them all <3
>>6966972
UwU
*pinches ur butt*
>>6966987
Ugh tell me about it. You couldn't pay me to wear blue eye shadow. or red lipstick.
>>6966986
THANKS FUCKWAD
But really thanks, I'm so excited right now! Do y'all think 6" and 170lbs is an ok base? Ive tried losing more, but my limit is always in the 160s.
Who else /hidden meaning/ here? I like to post pictures with a hidden meaning, and an unrelated topic. And then when people figure it out I feel satisfied lol
>>6966976
I'm not cute ;~;
am uggo shota
>>6966984
hugg the b00
>>6966987
that's actually really adorable ily
who cutest of /mtfg/?
>>6966963
>tfw no dom gf to help me to search men with big dicks to suck them together.
>>6967008
i am
>>6967008
not me desu
Where Sonic go??? D:
>>6967008
potc
>>6967014
[screaming]
smiles
did u have to come out of lurking
just to say ur not cutest
wtf
Where do i find uncut dick gifs
>when you drop a piece of popcorn and it falls into the void somewhere around your desk
WHERE DO THEY GO?
>>6967008
isla or smiles
grace after
rawr after
>>6967019
it had to be said
>>6966997
You'll probably lose muscle weight on HRT.
Can't really tell you how it's going to work out since everyone is different all you can really do is work hard to bring out the best woman in you that you can.
>>6967005
tell me about your day you slut
>>6966993
what eyeshadow palette should i get
im gonna go to walmart and get makeup
and then im gonna run out
>>6967020
Like literally just google it.
>>6967008
Sonic
Beepbeep
Sass
Edie
>>6967025
so close :^(
>>6967008
Ufufu, elfginger or cornflakes easily
>>6967030
I like nim
Huh
Cool
>>6967034
And Maddie.
>>6967030
I don't really know drugstore brands ;~;
When I was first starting I got a rimmel palette but I've basically been using either clinique or too faced since then.
>>6967008
It's obviously me (;__; not really)
i don't understand
is transgender lactation real
or is it just a meme
i'm so confused
>>6967049
real for some
>>6967049
It's real ;~;
>>6967049
yeah it's real
>>6967041
>>me
>lul
._.
>>6967041
You can't tell someone that they're wrong about not feeling attractive and then turn around and say you're not attractive when you are.
>>6967015
a pure beautiful slut :3c
>>6967045
Noooo beep you are mine
>>6967049
Real. It tastes like cream.
>>6967030
get something with white maybe sparkly white if you like that. its really useful on the inner eye. what color are your eyes?
>>6967056
Pls no tease
>>6967064
I'll put something white on your eyes beep.
>>6967044
is it ever a good to tell people you just want to be friends up front?
or will they think that you're a) gay b)don't think they are attractive enough for you
Why is misgendering so fun?
>>6967065
You're gonna be a woman bruh
>>6967065
Not necessarily, generally you won't if you're just on estrogen and an anti-androgen. In my case I'm pretty sure it's a side effect of one of the non-trans related meds that's causing it.
>>6967022
The diagrams sure helped me a lot.
Try youtube make-up tutorials too, just be ready to know most of the products they'll use are really expensive. Like Urban Decay or some shit.
>>6967065
i hate it desu
>>6967070
Is this someone you met on a dating site?
>>6967077
rofl
did smiles go on a tc or something?
>>6967025
Nah, Grace is gold not bronze.
>>6967071
I wanna cuddle and kiss you all nightt
Aaaaa be my princess
>>6967044
ye thats a little expensive ;-;
i was gonna get some eyeliner, an eyeshadow palette, some brushes and some foundation
that seems like enough to get started with but idk
im also getting that anti-frizz stuff that alice talked about
this is fun! i never really paid attention to my appearance before..
>>6967072
it's easy to do and causes a lot of grief
>It's another "stayed up all night on 4chan and self harming" episode
>>6967065
I never got nipple milk, but I think everyone gets clear liquid coming out for the first 6 months to a year
>>6967066
its okay it just means you're gonna be a mommy soon
>>6967088
Long time no see beeper
Tired of getting blown out on gaygen?
>>6967073
sorry but you're one of the cutest girls here and you're gonna have to deal with it ._.
>>6967096
9 mos and have never had that personally.
>>6967098
why does beep get blown out of gaygen?
>>6967037
yah elf is p cute
>>6967015
I liar :sob:
>>6967028
I got up at 11 after sleeping for 15 hours
and I've been talking to exes since then
wbu
>>6967086
What color are your eyes?
That's generally a good starting point for picking a palette, pick colors that compliment your eye color.
>>6967072
Cuz ur a fayget who likes straight man poo :DD
>>6967086
Get liquid foundation AND powder to set it. Perhaps a lil blush.
Try to get like... a twisty pencil liner to start with. Not one you sharpen because they're a pain. But the aim should be to move on to liquid liner as soon as you can keep your hand steady.
>>6967098
?who are you? ive been to gaygen like twice and forget to even keep going back in? lol ur weird to remember stuff like this
>>6967008
everyone except me
>>6967084
You /may/ be a bit biased though.
>>6967102
Squeeze your nips! It's their, sometimes you gotta squeeze it out.
For me it'd occasionally just leak out. It'd be awkward when I was in boy mode at first 'cos it'd soak through my t-shirt.
>>6967084
>Update
>Graceboy posting when Grace isnt even around
You're gonna get in trouble..
>>6967113
i don't think t girls usually do?
you look gorgeous though
i mean if i had nudes of you i'd fap to them desu
that'd be kind of weird though
>>6967111
Im the grinch.
You might have seen my work on gaygen ftmg cislesgen acegen femgen wcg hrtgen passgen /an/
>>6967117
Just a little bit.
>>6967121
I give Ace a few months before he is on hrt
>>6967108
green
eye'd think you'd know that by now
>>6967125
wtf
r u even cute
i wish cute people would fap 2 me
*sob*
>>6967130
My money is on the beginning of next year.
>>6967127
i havent. you seem boring.
>>6966990
I am a poor judge of myself.
>>6967135
um
people tell me i'm cute as a /cuteboy/
i'm not on hrt yet though and i'm probably gonna need ffs ;w;
>>6967127
having an ego for posting on an imageboard
lol
>>6967113
the sky
B))
>>6967121
I'm literally on discord with her and another tranny friend right now.
Also she likes that I've started posting here.
>>6967130
Nah, not cut out for it.
I'm 6'1 and look like stronk Aryan man.
>>6966812
try again, customs won't grab it every time and I'm psure they don't keep it forever.
>>6967146
well
what are you up to now??
what r u doing
>>6967132
I'm sorry I have bad memory ;~;
As a starting point try using the color wheel
Get a palette that gives you some magentas or reds
>>6967085
I'm srs beeppp
>>6967150
am just talking to ppl rn
not really doing anything
what are u up to? ^^
>>6967109
the shade is the same for both right..?
gosh im really going into this blind haha
>>6967082
i just want to make a new friend
and even the platonic ads seem to be
about people eventually hooking up
>I will never be a real girl
>Neither will any of you
>We're all just miserable men destroying our bodies and pretending to be something we're not
fuck
>>6967151
oh right i remember you say that
will do ^^
i almost have enough for an orchie..it would empty my savings but it would help so much i hope... is it safe to assume im really trans and this isnt just a phase or something? i feel so bad for potentially destroying the love of my lifes dreams by not being able to have kids..being trans sucks so much and normal people dont understand..
>>6967156
Sometimes i wonder if I'm really trans but then I realize that a normal person wouldnt almost be in tears over a random person on the internet calling you a man
>>6967155
Are you using craigslist? Try meetup or something actually designed to connect people in non-romantic ways.
>>6967104
you're into fem guys w blk hair?
>>6967159
part of me wants to hear and part of me doesn't.
>>6967156
Welcome to the fuckin show.
>>6967156
You are what you want to be
You aren't defined by being a tranny
>>6967070
Idk, generally you just let it happen naturally
>>6967161
Good luck!
http://doyouneedtherapy.com
Well ladies?
>>6967162
The only thing an orchi does is remove side effects from anti-androgens. Increased feminization is a hon meme left over from the 80s when anti-androgens weren't part of HRT regimens.
>>6967163
They would if they had invested time and effort and far too many emotions into trying to keep the illusion going and make themselves believe. It fucking sucks. This fucking sucks.
>>6967154
the liquid shade needs to be right, maybe ask for help with that one, they have these cool gun things that check your skin colour and tell you what shade you are.
For the powder it doesn't matter as much as long is it's approximately right, and they tend to have different names to liquid anyway. It's just to set the foundation and stop your skin looking greasy really.
Don't worry about going into it blind, as long as you've the interest and motivation you'll pick it up quickly.
Plus you get to skip a lot of really cringe mistakes like blue eyeshadow making you look honnish or eyeliner on both lids making your eyes look small and beady
>>6967084
>>6967147
>Nah, not cut out for it.
>I'm 6'1 and look like stronk Aryan man.
You know you saying this instead of "I'm a boy anon" is making me scared.
>Also she likes that I've started posting here.
Kind of. It's fun but when I stop posting here I expect you to as well.
Idk you're only usually posting with me or about me and that's okay with me.
>>6967175
pls stop make me want to kill self even more
>>6967175
This. I should be getting HRT soon and I'm thinking of just cancelling it because ultimately it won't solve my problems, and I should somehow just deal with being a man. Idk
>>6967147
Don't use your height as a reason, it makes those of us that are even taller self-conscious.
>>6967167
:'(((
>>6967171
Persistent Depressive Disorder
Major Depressive Disorder
Social Phobia
>>6967185
my way of dealing with it is that at the very least it'll make me a slightly more feminine boy and maybe I'll hate myself a little less if I look at myself
>>6967141
yeah iktf.
i'm gonna go from cute boy to creepy dude with a dress.
>>6967171
Substance Abuse Disorder
Waddup muthafuckass
>>6967177
hugg lauren
>>6967195
I didn't notice any increase in the feminizing effects of hormones after my balls were kill. I think anon's correct.
>>6967159
but I don't have any friends besides them :sob:
and I still love them
>>6967160
meh it's exhausting honestly
I go thru phases or wanting to disappear from them then wanting to talk to them really bad
is dum
am lonely too ;~; let's be lonely 2gether
>>6967165
Y-yeah I am actually
w-why
>>6967171
>PTSD
f-fuck you website
>>6967164
like a group meetup?
...so I'm finally putting trying to be more sociable, but online and criagslist seems like hookup city.
occasionally when i'm out, I have had guys/girls look at me like a piece of meat, and that just scares me back into my seclusion. it's like the can smell fresh meat
>>6967180
but that's only in like the real makeup stores right?
i was gonna go to like walmart ;-;
>>6967154
>>6967180
This is the foundation I use. No 7 matte stay perfect. My shade is Cool Ivory.
powder I use rimmel stay matte and I tend to get 003 peach glow or 004 standstorm.
>>6967202
ay
so anything you wanna talk about?
also
yeah im
feeling super fucking down right now
i want to talk to some people
constantly literally
its unfortunate and idon't know what to do
desu
>>6967200
o-oh......
oh no...
:'(
>>6967171
maybe I should drop trip for this.
>>6967166
i dont think i ever want to trust you with personal information again honestry
>>6967167
damn
i was so happy for our budding relationship too
>>6967202
you could talk to me
hehe xd
>>6967171
Huh.
>>6967216
fair enough.
>>6967181
>You know you saying this instead of "I'm a boy anon" is making me scared.
Last time I said "well I'm a guy and happy with being a guy" and the thread still gave me shit.
>Kind of. It's fun but when I stop posting here I expect you to as well.
Okee.
>mfw no acknowledgement of the fact that I said you're a gold
Haha Graceboy got in trooooouble.
how fucked are you, anons?
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
>>6967212
i could add you on steam if you want, i'm taken so no sexuals for me
>>6967208
Like the actual website meetup.com. You find some hobbies or groups that are interesting and join up. Alternatively find other ways to take your hobbies social. If you like fighting games find a local smash group, if you like running find some running groups. Basically just try to meet people through mutual interests so you have something in common to build from beyond "i'm lonely".
This year I've met people at concerts, sporting events, and lgbt events.
>>6967211
Orchiectomy is the removal of the testes.
>>6967219
because they don't respond to me because im a complete fuckin unstable idiot haaahaaa
>>6967228
aww ;_;
>>6967209
Oh shit yeah I guess it is.
guess you'll have to swatch some on your inner arm. Shouldn't be too hard to figure out.
doesn't matter if it's wrong the first time. Some other time you could go somewhere else and get your shade checked.
>>6967224
I'm >>6967217
>guy says you shouldn't use this restroom as you're leaving
What the fuck does that even mean? Who says that to some dude in the men's room
>>6967213
Not really an oh no
It means antiandrogens do their job and that we've figured out how to kill the fuck out of testosterone
This is a good thing
>>6967234
you give him a boner so it's hard for him to pee
>>6967234
>Who says that to some dude in the men's room
No-one. It does make sense to say it to a girl, though.
>>6967239
i used to talk to my exes
then they deleted me
now i talk to nobody
Avoidant Personality Disorder
Borderline Personality Disorder
Persistent Depressive Disorder
Simple Phobia
Social Phobia
sounds like me
>>6967171
I'm a chaser, but...
simple phobia.
That's all I've got.
>>6967244
not exes
just friends
>>6967239
If you want people to talk to, you should be more open, less... persnickety about who you let into your life.
>>6967221
>>mfw no acknowledgement of the fact that I said you're a gold
I gave it a (You), I'm more focused on the conversation rn
I really like the idea of us moving out to Oregon together and I'm really hoping you'll take me with
>>6967195
:((( I'd do anything to spend time with you... you are the most beautiful girl on here to me..
What would you do if you ever saw someone from here randomly out in public?
Hi I'm making an mtfg dating rpg and need the members, stats and a special ultimate move for the following with groups; Dollface Mafia, Ufufu's Triads, Angie's Yakuza and any new current groups
>>6967171
ptsd and sleep disorder (whatever that is???)
>>6967239
i'd say for the same for myself
i'm kind of autistic but we can be friends if you want
you seem sweet
>>6967252
slap their butt and molest them in public
oh and whisper their trip name in their ear as I'm doing it
>>6967202
maybe when I'm over presenting in dresses,
I'll put on some slim pants, shirt, and pretend to be k-pop for you
>>6967252
Ask for their autograph
Ask what it's like to work on such a popular TV show
>>6966610
How is your hair so perfect?
>>6967249
I mean I may have to discipline you a bit more first, but of course.
>>6967239
I wanna talk with you desu
>>6967252
Ask them if they wanted to hang out c:
>>6967220
very
>>6967219
youd have a ton to talk to if you joined my friends
but youre too shy to mic :')
>>6967258
i'd still talk to you if you want to :o
>>6967210
it seems like you'll probably get better quality from actual makeup store stuff rather than generic drug store items
>>6967251
you prob say that to a lot of girls here :(
>tfw ur very avoidant until you find someone you crush really hard on and then you just embarrass yourself bc you think a text a week is too much and im annoying
>tfw afraid to love anyone because it always goes wrong
>>6967264
Good, we'll have to talk one on one about what I need to do to make sure I'll be ready for it later and stuff. Just so I can get some of the longer term things like saving ready.
>>6967252
Get them in a bedroom
>>6967258
I've been doing it
>>6967273
It's been what, three days and you're already thinking of moving in with him?
>>6967271
>>6967283
sheesh just post your steam profile
or add me
/morningburch/
>>6967283
Because we used to be friends or something
Idk
I am odd I guess
Not like I have many people to talk to anyways
I did it, /mtfg/
I beat that really hard SWTOR boss!
>>6967282
Is that a butt? :o
>>6967281
Kiiiiiiiiind of
We both wanna move out of our homes in the near future
We both wanna end up in the same place
Only makes sense we have that on our minds
>>6967258
It is possible to get to know someone without letting down all of your defenses at once. You can let people obtain your trust slowly, thus allowing you plenty of time to asses their trustworthiness. You don't have to let people hurt you.
And for what it's worth, sweetie, calling you pretty isn't a lie... although I'm certain that those cuts haven't exactly been beneficial for your beauty.
>>6967275
Next time you drive through Texas could you go through dfw? Just wondering for no reason.
>>6967282
>posting this
even elanna is this needy
>>6967295
>elanna
>>6967294
O.o
>>6967295
*isn't
>>6967284
i still have no vocaroo
5 years of friendship between us and no vocaroo
>>6967224
Pretty accurate I guess. Idk about narcissistic though.
>>6967271
No I don't. I've never called anyone here beautiful, just you. I flirt with others here sometimes but you are just beyond beautiful to me. I want you as my gf so much. I wanna take care of you.
>>6967289
>SWTOR
g r o s s
play kotor 1 and 2 u fAG
>>6967300
I no vocaroo
ask kiwi if qt B)
nighty night /mtfg/~
time for bed
>>6967282
have you got a boyfriend yet
>>6967295
>>6967299
You underestimate how needy I am
Should I post my butt again?
>>6966726
YES! I DID THIS TODAY! BUT I DRAGGED MY RETARD SELF TO CLASS TOO!
Pretty proud tbhon fellas
pretty good
pretty pretty good
>>6967308
muh dick isla marry me!
>>6967301
why am i always the most mentally ill
the only person i've found who scored worse than me was a cis lesbian cosplayer girl i know, who had mine exactly except one was very high instead of high :<
>>6967282
there are so many other girls you like..i wish i could find a longterm rltshp but make it work..
>>6967308
Dadbod.jpg
>>6967314
thats faye
>>6967156
yeah so
i forgot fucking faggot trip woops sorry>>6967313
BLEEGHHHH
>>6967306
i just want to hear your voice damn
are you and kiwi okay? you guys havent flirted in thread at all from what ive seen during the night
also i dont want to risk exposing you to my friends and being bullied
>>6967321
But my ass isn't pure anymore ;~;
>>6967308
I want to kiss that tummy.
>>6967302
I did play the first kotor
what's wrong with swtor?
>>6967320
no way that's isla
>>6967289
SWTOR?
>>6967329
What isnt wrong with swtor? If it was 2011 I would get in an hour long argument about this.
>>6967332
Mhm
I'm addicted .-.
>>6967335
Well I enjoy it
>>6967326
She broke up with me
It's okay I want the mad bantz
>>6967336
you have a very nice tummy
>>6967337
What is it?
>>6967344
a star wars video game
>>6967304
That's why I'm saying you don't have to give away all of your trust at once. Goddamn.
Also, if everyone is being shitty to you, maybe you are hanging around the wrong people?
>>6967281
Our goals kinda just happen to align and we both want to move out.
It's nothing terribly serious yet.
>>6967342
how many dates did you have?
>>6967350
We never met so
idno what are dates
>>6967325
idk but i mean ur not frantically in love and trying to be with me so i know im not your priority tho. you prob think im a stupid kid anyway. flirting is fun but i need so much more than that
>>6967327
>end the lewdness
you need to repent and be pure again