Gay General - Pups Edition

I LOVE CUM

>tfw when no bf

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oldish picture of my cat

>>6917737

that's a nice shirt, you look really fit and you hav a cute chin

>>6917743

wew

>tfw Houston is filled with manlets with cut cocks
Scream

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>>6917696

>>6917754

so many botched penises all around me
i'm like the only uncut guy in my city
all these guys so angry and frustrated around me because their foreskins got cut off and turned into face cream

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>>6917724
These two, plus all my plants.

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This is one of mine

>"ill let you know when im free this weekend"
>doesnt let me know

Im going to scream.

>>6917766
At least the lot of spics here are usually uncut, so if I just want to suck a cock there's that, but I'm picky and the guy in sucking off needs to be hairier than me.

Checked

>>6917737
>>6917771


aren't cats very dirty?

I've read that if they piss inside
the odor never truly goes away
and their piss can eat through a wood floor

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>>6917773
>tell someone you'll let them know when you're free
>Let them know
>no response

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>>6917724
I need to get my own place just so I can get some pets again.

>>6917778

luckily my cat doesnt piss inside because she isn't a barbarian

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>>6917773
He's probably not free or he found a better lay.

What are your thoughts on men with shaved heads?

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>>6917778
Get a litter box, and don't kike out on cheapo litter.

>>6917785
if they thicc it's a hell yeah
if they skinny they tend to look aidsy

>>6917778

even worse is the parasites they carry and pass on to their human hosts

Toxoplasmosis
Toxoplasmosis
Toxoplasmosis
Toxoplasmosis

>>6917784

that doesn't make me any less annoyed

and i want to say that if he doesnt want to meet up he can just say that, instead of jerking me around all week, but if on the off chance he did legit forget ill seem like a massive dick

ugh. i was talking to one of his old lays and he said that this guy was really weird about answering texts for him too. not sure if its worth the stress desu.

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>>6917785

They need beards

thoughts on men who constantly post pics with their pets on grindr?

some of them seem a bit too close with their dogs...as if they've never had a human relationship

Sometimes I feel bad for really enjoying doggo memes on facebook.

But dogs are so hilarious.

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>>6917807

>>6917815
they're just trying to humanize themselves and seem relatable to cover up the fact that they're sociopathic serial killers

>>6917807
staches are also acceptable

>>6917779
That's really creepy and gross.

>>6917824

Hell yeah fuck me scrawny sciencedaddy

>>6917829

I'm so into mustaches lately like... I think I'm gonna turn into a gay clone...

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>>6917786
>>6917778
cats are extremely dirty, even with a litter box the whole house is tainted with their scent years beyond exposure

>>6917846
My house is already tainted with my musk and cum

>>6917815
Just means you'll have to try wearing a collar and licking peanut butter off their balls to make them comfortable

>>6917854

Hot

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>>6917841
they're so yung dad tbqh i'm real into staches

>>6917873

woof daddy

make my cock disappear behind that stache while you look up at me with them serial killer eyes

>>6917881

you are so bad at dirty talk

"make my cock disappear behind that stache"? Seriously?

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>>6917724
'Kay

>>6917893

Uhhh yeah it's like you've never watched 70s gay porn before like

get your shit together girl

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>>6917900

Hell yeah

>>6917900
Yikes, that's so cringey and uncanny. Wonder what kind of twisted childhood experiences would lead one to this autismal behavior.

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>>6917915
yer in pup central m8

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>>6917915

There's nothing autismal about woofing at dudes

>>6917918
Oh.
Now it makes sense.

Someone should do a study on how many "pups" were molested as kids.

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>>6917927

I trim mine to be relatively flat to my body, but not shaven
idk if thats bad or not

bonus act also

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>>6917946
If molestation leads to more pups then I guess I'm all for it.

>>6917965

bonus cat i mean, not act

fuck

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>>6917915
you best start believing in pup threads, anon. you're in one

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>>6917965

>>6917965

Post butt pubes

>>6917973
>if child rape leads to more people growing up to have my deviant fetishes, then I guess I'm all for it

>>6917993

my butt fuzz is blonde, it doesnt show up on camera

soz

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>>6917973
>>6917900

How come with pup play its always the handler who is hairy and the pup is shaved smooth?

shouldn't it be the other way around?

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How does this make you feel?

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>>6918036
Questionable.

>>6917993
Not him but heres mine
https://bambis.cat/uf/b5b0910ba46306ba2c87e89895aa6e5c/IMG_20160711_211744_011.jpg

>>6918064

mmm them low hangers

>>6918064

>access denied

:(

>>6917927
>>6917965

i can't even tell where mine begin because i'm so fucking hairy

http://i.imgur.com/vVoXSys.jpg

>>6918074
Weird, going to mirror it on imgur

http://i.imgur.com/Kr8chBy.jpg

>>6918080
Post stomach

>>6918083

nice desu

>>6918064
>>6918083

is that you cok?

>>6918015
Rape=/=molestation

>>6918024
>always
I'm your counter argument.

>>6918101

sadon pls be my handler

>>6918083

Good boy

>>6918101

>implying you arent a pup

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>>6918105
Always room in my pack, dear boy.

>>6918125
I have a gaggle of doggerydoos that would say otherwise.

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my #1 fetish is to be a waiter or something and get constantly molested and catcalled as i work

how can i achieve this dream?

>>6918137

yo sadon whats your "type"?

>>6918137

Alpha pups are still pups

>>6918140

Work at a gay bar

>>6918088

http://i.imgur.com/bsG7O72.jpg

>>6918153

will that actually happen? i thought that kinda thing didnt happen in 2016

>>6918161

unf

>>6918153
I don't wear a collar, and even alpha pups still take a knee to me.

>>6918148
'm pretty open, but big booty and big pecs are always nice.

>>6918036

absolutely not
dogs are so gross

>>6918161
Post chest

>>6918161

Werk

>>6918164

It def does, just be a little slutty and flirty

>>6918165

It's not the collar on the outside that mattes

It's the puppy on the inside

>>6918165

is spookypup in your pack?
don't you both live in the LA area?

FUCK. I know I'm attractive, so how come I can't get laid?

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>>6918180
I'm a handler plain and simple. Too many pappi dawgs need my guidance and loving hand.

>>6918198

Handlers can literally go die desu

pup4pup is the only pure thing on this earth

>>6918188

Post ass

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how old of a guy would you get with?

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>>6918183
Spookypup lives on the far outreaches and isn't very active in the puppy community so no.

>>6918209

For sex: probably like 50

For dating: 35

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>>6918207
So you're a puppy then?

>>6918140
Get a job as a stripper.

>>6918188
>I know I'm attractive
Pics, or you're an uggo.

>>6918188
What is your approach to getting laid so far?

>>6918235
Mostly complain about my sex life on the internet and brag about it in real life.

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>>6918232

Hell yeah ruff ruff motherfucker

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>pup

>>6918245
Kek.

Like one of those dogs that grabs it's own leash during walks.

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>>6918245
You don't even collar.

>>6918252

Literally me

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>>6918255

Who knows what I do and don't do?

>>6918244
Get grindr, tinder or make a dating profile. Join a club/group, get a hobby that involves socializing, or seek out an LGBT group in your area. If your approach is to just wait for others to find you then you're not gonna be very sexually active.

>>6918259
Not going to lie. That's pretty adorable.

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>>6918266
I feel like you don't do much.

>>6918294

he wears fingerless gloves

>>6918283

Damn straight bitch.

>>6918294

>mfw all the bitches love my front waggies

This guy said he was going to let me know when he was free, and then didn't.

Anyway, since I really wanna get fucked, I'm gonna abandon my dignity and remind him.

Do I:
a) Just remind him neutrally.
b) Make a slightly bitchy comment about how if he doesn't wanna hook up he can just say so
c) Pretend to be really mad/upset

>>6918303

Those are good for when you're on all fours and want to save your knuckles but also switch to human mode quick desu

>>6918309

Forget about it

>>6918321

But I really wanna get railed...

I'm so bored.

favorite carly rae song?

>>6918338

DOOOOOOO
DOO DOO DOOOOOOOOO
DOO DOO DOOOOOOOOO
DOO DOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>6918338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiHdjXxaMic

This is the only correct answer.

>>6918338
Owl City ft. Carly Rae - Good Time is her only good song.

>>6917737
Cute cat.

>>6917724
>Dressing up your pets
Disgusting.

>>6918365
Nudity is a sin.

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>>6918338

I like her song Cry but that's only because it's a rip off of an Icehouse song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mkidP2OUCk

Compare and listen...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgZfownHnMY

Literally all her songs on her album Emotion are ripoffs of different 80s songs.
She has a great voice but her music people aren't creative at all. They just rehash shit from the 80s to give her songs a nostalgic effect, so fuck them, and fuck her too for allowing "them" to have control over her music. She's just like all the rest of the cunts in the pop world. I hope she's getting raped by demons for music theft.


Very few women are creative. They all copy men who do it much better and it really pisses me off because I want to see women excel but they never will.

>>6918420
Carly did it better.

Women ALWAYS do it better. See feMJ vs Madonna.

I was almost raped last weekend
This guy who us kind of creepy had been giving me a lot of attention
Literally all my friends hate this guy and tell me not to talk to him
I think they're just being assholes so I humor the guy
He's pretty attractive actually but still kind of weird and I don't want to do anything with him
But he starts fucking emotionally manipulating me and grooming me and shit and I like the attention so I keep coming back
Last weekend he invites me to his house for drinks
I go and drink many a vodka shot and become inebriated
I'm in his room talking to him and he's lying down in his bed and I'm standing up
He tells me to get on the bed.
I sit on the foot if the bed a bit uncomfortable
He tells me to lie next to him and I do
He starts feeling me up and shit.
He leans in to kiss me and he jams his tongue down my throat
He tells me that I like it and that I'm a good kisser
I feel both a weird mix of sexual pleasure and intense fear
I get up and try to leave
>Were both tired and a bit drunk I should leave
He gets up and grabs me and wraps his arms around me and tells me no and that I should sleep with him and pulls me forcibly back into his bed
From there he reoedeatley makes out with me and fondles me. He grabs my ass and rubs my taint and reaches under my shirt and grabs my stomach and pecs
He grabs everything but my penis
He sucks on my lower libp and my tongue and my ear lobe really hard
This lasted an hour
Eventually when he's looking pretty out of it I tell him that thats enough excitement for one night and then fucking book it
I feel fucked up. I feel like trash. I feel retarded. I can't believe I let that happen. I just keep remembering it and fucking panicking

Is there any website where you can chat to someone about your stupid problems no one else cares about?
I want to talk to someone but I don't wanna talk to anyone I know irl

>>6918527

unimportant problems: 4chan
important problems: Samaritans

>>6918527

depends on your problem
is it religious related?
is it suicide related?
there's websites for that

also omegle?

>>6918531
>>6918536
It's moreso that I can complain, but if someone offered legit advice, I'd be happy to hear it.

I know it's stereotypical, but I fell in love with my best friend who's straight and now I hate myself for it.

>>6918531
>important problems: Samaritans
never ever EVER trust anything relating to the word "Samaritan"

>having good convo for 2 hours on grindr with guy
>wants to meet for hookup tonight
>send each other nudes, face, etc.
>he's really handsome
>but his dick is cut, has a huge ugly mushroom head, and a discolored scar
>i lose all interest

How do I get out of this without being rude? I wish all guys could have normal dicks. ;(

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>>6917724
Cubcake plus my parents westie.
Gosh I miss her.

>>6918578
it's a dog

how can you miss what is essentially a fleshy automaton

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>>6918578
CROOKED LAMPSHADE.

>>6918475

Is it sad that I don't feel bad for you?
If anything you should feel honored
that an attractive guy would want to
get you inebriated so he can have
his way with you. I'd be sad for you
if he was ugly, fat, a jew, black, etc.

>>6918610
I'm more concerned with the ugly ass lamp

>>6918578

whose the chubby latino on
the couch humping the dog?

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>>6918598
You're terrible.

>>6918610
>>6918635
I'll tell my folks that people on the Internet demand that they replace their lamps.

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>>6918635
>latino
Filipino.
He's my boyfriend.

I just came really really really hard and it was great.

>>6918658

what were you watching?
what were you thinking about?

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>>6917724
He...he lived a good life.

>went nearly 3 weeks without masturbating
>gave in thursday
>now sexual thoughts have taken over my mind again
>and make me feel perverted

Masturbating is evil. It just leads to more and more fucked up sexual thoughts and you feel as if you can't control them.

We must overcome this. I dare all of you to go a month without masturbating.

>>6918671

He died because you moved away from him and cheated on him with Jupp. You are the reason he had nothing to live for anymore.

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>>6918671
Your husbear still hasn't gotten you a new pug?

>>6918662
I wasn't watching anything, but was thinking about getting railed by Sam Rockwell. Is that weird?

>>6918682

in the USA having a dog means..

1. Paying $10-$100 more per month in rent
2. Putting down a $100-$500 pet security deposit
3. Getting the dog neutered or spayed.
4. $20-$100 month more in groceries/water/etc.

I feel bad for all the dogs I see in apartment complexes. Dogs need grass. They need a yard. Keeping them isolated in some small apartment complex is animal abuse IMO.

>>6918688
>Sam Rockwell.
Who?

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>>6918695
In all honesty I agree with this.

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>>6918695
Having to live with Juppy in a small apartment complex is also animal abuse.

>>6918680
He died because tumors.
>>6918682
You can't just replace a dog you loved so easily so soon. Also this place doesn't allow dogs, but still have doggy poop bag drop off areas around. Eventually we'll get a dog, just not anytime soon.

>>6918730
Ah I see.
Probably when you move to Alberta jupp will surprise you with a puppy.

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>guy doesn't respond to you in less than a minute

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>>6918729
Listening you bark all day and night is also animal abuse.

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>>6918715
The actor, I recently realised that I have a huge crush on him.

>>6918759

Ugh I loved that film

>>6918720
>>6918742
Moths are cute! CUTE!

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>>6918764
This is true.

>>6918760
It's fucking amazing, I watched it again today!

Didn't know that David Bowie's son directed it.

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>>6918759

>>6918777
>>6918759
>>6918688

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNnmx3rtllg

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>chat with a random person on Grindr
>decide to meet up in the middle of the night on an isolated place, against my better judgement
>have the most chill conversation in a long time
>stargaze and talk about life
Romance isn't dead.

Where are you supposed to meet qt cubs?

Growlr sucks and doesn't have very many.

>>6918806
try scruff

god, i wanna get fucked into a stupor by someone right NOW

urgh, why is scheduling sex with attractive people so timeconsuming?

What books have you read lately, gaygen? I started reading regularly again.

Finished 'South of the Border, West of the Sun' today, it was great.

>tfw no bf
>every guy I'm interested in IRL is straight
>Grindr is garbage now when I have it filtered to ages 18-30
>every other app is the same guys as Grindr
>realize most guys at school are under 21 (I'm 22) so no going out to bars and shit
What the fuck? Do I have to move to a different city?

>>6918819
Just leave your door unlocked at night and make a post on craigslist letting them know you're open for business.

>>6918820
reading war and peace in English and rayuela in Spanish

I think I prefer cuddling and stuff over actual sex.

Obviously to get cuddling w/ hookups though I have to have sex first, almost as a chore.

Is this going to be unhealthy for me mentally do you think?

>>6918813
No one ever messages me on Scruff...

I think it may be better to find someone in real life, but I have no idea where these people hang out.

>>6918855
You will eventually have to put out in some way. You might get away with just blowjobs and jerking him off.

>>6918884

I mean I don't hate sex, I just don't really enjoy it that much. Its about as enjoyable as watching a mediocre TV program when you're super bored - better than doing nothing, but thats about it.

And I've already had sex 3-4 times just so I can cuddle afterwards, this isnt a hypothetical.

>>6918887
You must be having bad sex then
I never wanted to have sex and didn't lose my virginity until I was 20
Now it's completely swapped
Haven't turned into a slut or anything, but I definitely like regular sex
pandoras box is real m8

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I FUCKING LOVE NOAM CHOMSKY OH MY GOD

AAAAAAAH <3

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>>6919047
commies not welcome

>>6919047

But he was wrong about literally everything

>>6919199
Pure, kneejerk ideaology

>>6919211

>was

You know he's still alive, right?
Anyway, I just saw him wreck Sam Harris and now I want him to do the same to my ass desu

>tell sister I want to go to a gay bar alone tonight
>you might look like a creep

That's a nice way of calling me ugly, right?

Only uggos can be creeps ;_;

>>6919236

No, she's saying going to a bar alone makes you look creepy

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>tfw bf

>>6919250
fuck you and fuck your bf

>>6919256
We have monogamous relationship, you don't get to fuck anyone.

>>6919250

spill hunty

tell us everything

I think I'm gonna be a lot less picky.

I've come to realize I'll settle for a 2/10 as long as he has pasty white skin and blonde or brown body hair.

The things white boys do to me...

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>have to attend a religious service for my required Theology course
>choose a Baptist church near my house, why not
>nice enough service, friendly people
>the women at the front desk tell me I should come back next week
>tell her that I am gay and ask if that would be an issue
>She smiles and replies "Well, we're all sinners here"

Well that was awkward

>>6919274

youd like me desu

i have the skin colour of a bloated corpse

>>6919274

how u doin

>>6919279

lmao

>>6919282
pm me your pale bussy

>>6919283
I've always been under the impression that you're attractive. You wouldn't settle back for me.

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>>6919285

its not quite as good, but you can have this

>>6919292

For a scrawny mf your thighs are p good

>>6919288

Probs tru I'm super cute

>>6919292
<3

>>6919274
If you lower your standards to accept 1/10's and are into skinny nerds with thick brown chest hair, I'm your guy.

>>6919292
This guy is way more attractive than I am, can already tell.

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>>6919292
Now show us those bitch tits, sonny.

>>6919312
Can I fatten you up a little behind your back?

It's a lonely weekend.

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>>6919312

im into skinny nerds with thick brown chest hair desu
where do you live?

>>6919313

ive been skipping the gym recently

>>6919318
Aw jeez

>>6919332
I live in Minnesota, but you're gorgeous. Completely out of my league.

I mean, I do try to take care of myself and go running, but nothing will fix my face.

>>6919320

It is
I'm doing my damnest to break up my best friend from his girlfriend so I can have my drinking buddy again. She's no good anyway

>>6919349

I live in the UK. If you ever visit london, let me know desu.

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>>6919332
Get those mammaries away from me, Scarfashoe.

>>6919320
It's raining.

>>6919359
Good time to stop drinking then.

>>6919359
Rain is therapeutic.

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>>6919357
I've been to London once, I loved it and would love to go back some day.

That's really sweet of you to say something like that. I guess I'll just post this for the heck of it (I did just mow the lawn, I'm sorry if I look super gross).

But yeah you're super nice, wish you well Londonbro.

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>>6919365
Good time for you to stop posting then.

Listening to Slavoj Zizek talk about his ideal sexual scenario makes me wet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcHc54Z_b3w&feature=youtu.be

>>6919384
unf
cute desu

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>>6919386
Oh Žižek you incorrigible cad.

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>>6919385
Nice completely unrelated picture dude. Here's a complementary one. It's Skeletor.

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>>6919402
Here's a gay-approved rune of nonchalance and dismissal

>>6919389
Really? I'm super self conscious about my body hair.
Y-you too

The fact that we can't custom order boyfriends makes me sick.

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>>6919402
Clownshoes is posting in here again.

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>>6919406
S k e l e t o r

>>6919411
Well you can

I'm 100 to come up to the hotel room. Everything else is a la carte

>>6919409

nah body hair is nice + cuddly in my opinion
i wish I had a bit more desu

>>6919420
I want a bf not a prostitute!

>>6919349
I was just kidding about fattening you up, you are beautiful, no matter what they say.

>>6919411
Eventually we'll have personal sex robots, don't worry.

>>6919423
I'm sure you're perfect as you are.

>>6919424
Holy cow these threads have kind, friendly people in them.

Thanks for being so sweet.

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HALF NATIVE GUY FROM PREVIOUS THREAD TELL ME YOU'RE STILL THERE
PLEASE I BEG YOU

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>>6919424
>you are beautiful, no matter what they say
Words caaaaan't bring you doooown~

>>6919451

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE

do you fags have a discord I join to attention whore in?

Nobody wants to be my bf or even friend and it's starting to make me sad.

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>>6919506
Snap.

I'm making mad ducats in this videogame though. So it's all good.

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>tfw bi and scared to come out because of all the hate from both sides
i-it's just a m-m-meme right guys?

>>6919538

lmao ew biscum get out

>>6919538
yes it's just a meme. 4chan is not a representative sample of the general population, lgbt or straight.

>>6919557
really what's wrong with being bisexual?

>>6919565
Nothing that isn't wrong with gays already desu.

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>>6919424
>I want a bf not a prostitute!

I want a bf to prostitute and make money for me.

>>6919386
Zizek is retarded desu

>>6919218
>I just saw him wreck Sam Harris
>Noam fucking Chomsky
Seems unlikely desu.

>>6919386
>>6919047
dumbass pseud

So tired of gays, like, if you're not going to be my bf just kill yourself.

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>>6919681

That'd be too many bfs.

>>6919691
Something wrong with having millions of boyfriends?

>>6919705

Yes, you'll die from cum inflation

>>6919723
better than dying of loneliness

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>tfw can't fullfill my pokedex because no Jirachi

>>6919723
Only if you have a one-way anus. Seems unlikely.

>>6919747

With millions of bfs, there isn't time to take them all in your butt or to expel the cummies. It's just dick after dick dumping its load into your stomach and guts.

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>>6919723
Cum economics sure is interesting.

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>>6919754
>dumping
>stomach
>guts
all of this sounds really disgusting especially guts.

Whats the best way to remove shoulder and back hair?

How do I get a hot hairy middle eastern bf?

Isn't homosexuality illegal over there?

>dog dies
>bf breaks up with me
>grandpa dies
why has the past year been so shitty? am i paying for something i did in a previous incarnation?

>>6919778
This is a serious question and I demand an answer.

>>6919767

Ecumnomics

>>6919771

Nothing disgusting about hot jizz being dumped deep in your faggot cunt

>>6919776

Probs laser cause it's not a bad thing if it doesnt come back

>>6919776
Ask your bf to wax your shoulders and back.

Sooo I saw my ex bf's current bf slutting it up on grindr and scruff...

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>>6919444
P-PLEASE COME BACK

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>>6919806
I prefer the words ass, hole, or butt. Rest of your type of words are just disgusting.

>>6919812
It's none of your business. Don't butt in, trust me.

>>6919812
send it to him anonymously through a fake email address linking his bf's scruff account profile or a screen cap. Unless you hate him then laugh in full enjoyment.

>>6919778
ME here. Depends on the country, but in general its not. Besides, you wont be traveling there for a bf.

>>6919824
>>6919830
I think they might've broken up. He had a profile before that he made sure had "partnered" plastered all over, but now it says he's single.

>>6919855
Well, where can I find one in the states?

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>>6919857
>guys who are in a relationship but still use hookup apps
>guys who use hookup apps and claim monogamous
This makes me laugh whole heartedly that gays are this stupid.

>>6919871
i'm laffin because my ex was a fuck and now he's being cheated on :^)

>>6919860
Be social. Go outside. Meet people. Or just use filters on dating apps.

It's a shame people have standards really. Pretty unfair on us disgusting no-value freaks if you think about it.

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>>6919894
>us

>>6919889
I was a shut in for most of my teenage and young adult life. I don't know how to get started on being social and going outside to meet people.

Messaging people first on dating sites is no good. If someone doesn't message me first they never have any interest in me.

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I'm so desperate for affection that I'd kiss literally any guy that wasn't related to me.

>>6919426
But I want romance, not sex you doof

>>6919902
If you cant approach guys then they have to approach you. Are you cute?

>>6919959
I don't think so.
I get called cute sometimes, but who doesn't?
If I really was cute I'd get way more messages on all these dumb gay apps.

>>6919946
What's stopping you?

>>6919980
There's no one like that to kiss around right now.

Some guy was maybe going to take me to a bar so I didn't go alone.

He showed interest in kissing me, I think I'll go for it.

>>6919967
Just be more confident.

>>6919987
Location?

>>6920065
Texas, and I'm sure you're from the UK.

>>6920068
Canada actually

>>6920070

Post maplepussy

>>6920070
Are you a pasty white boy? <3

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I put my dog on this French girls app and got this.

>>6919818
It's called metis you uncultured swine
Now what you want?

>>6919812
Fuck his ex bf

>>6917724
DVA DOGE IM IN LOVE

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>>6920078
>canadian
>inb4 asian

>>6920121
Sweet it's another asian
>>6920076
Lewd

>>6920138
>republish
how old is this?

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>>6920138
>bronies have nothing to do with gay rights
>emo has nothing to do with gay rights

This is the most retarded troll picture I have ever seen in my entire 4chan experience.

>>6920141

Yeah and

broplem

>flirting/sexting with a guy who's in a non-open relationship

Why does this turn me on so much?

tfw took 2 sleeping pills
tfw still awake

How

>>6920159

Cause you're a filthy whore

>>6920164

Take five more

What could go wrong

>>6920164
Tolerance, don't end up like Norma Jean Baker

http://www.drugaddictiontreatment.com/types-of-addiction/prescription-drug-addiction/seconal-addiction/

>>6920154
Nothing daddy

>>6920172
>Cause you're a filthy whore

How do I continue this? It's fun, but I don't have the looks to do it easily.

>>6920189

Good boy

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>>6920145
>>6920151
Too real for you ?????!?
(((TRIGGER WARNING!!!!)))

>>6920184
IT'S BEEN 4 DAYS, HOW HAVE I GOT A TOLERANCE

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>>6920205
>pajama boy
>jew
>thinks jews are suppose to be manly

>>6920078
Sorry I left, yes I am of German/Irish ancestry and I'm pale as snow.
>>6920076
No, Sendaddy

>>6920238
>I'm pale as snow.
be my bf

>>6920238

Bad boy

What does it feel like to have a bf?

>>6920244
I'm sorry, anon. I already have a bf.
>>6920245
Sendaddy please.

>>6920251
do you have an equally pale brother?

>>6920248
Too complex to define, to sum up: life becomes co-op, you start using "we" more often than "I"

>>6920253
My brother is pretty tan. Also straight as a really straight ruler.

>>6920251

Please what

>>6920266
I like tan guys too, I am just in the mood to admire a pale tummy right now.

>straight
Why?

>>6920267
Please don't make me do slutty things. I don't want to show my maplepussy to a bunch of random strangers.
>>6920273
Also forgot to mention he's underage.

>>6920287
>Also forgot to mention he's underage.
Nvm then.

What about your dad? Is he cute?

>>6920257
Would you mind describing general a day in your lives?
I'm curious how this bf thing works
>>6920068
Are you Texas anon who wanted romantic things to do?

>>6920290
Wouldn't know, never seen him.

Hence why I'm in /gaygen/

>>6920287

Nothing wrong with being slutty desu

>>6920298
>Are you Texas anon who wanted romantic things to do?
Yes

>>6920306
But Sendaddy, I have integrity and dignity!

>>6920313
morality is a spook
that said, being a tease > slutting it up

>>6920313
not on the internet you don't

>>6920320
lies and slander, nothing about me is moral
:3c

>>6918183
i am a packless lone pup
i answer to no one

>>6920333
You're not going to see my boybutt!

>>6920336
who said i wanted it
i just can't sit idly by while you LIE to innocent strangers on 4chan about you not being a filthy slut

>>6920310
Do you mind non white manlets?

>>6920342
But I'm not a slut! I'm a pure virgin with a loving and committed bf!

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>>6920257
This. Especially if you're married.

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how do I join the discord?

>>6920346
Pics or gtfo

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>>6920333
You've got some nerve showing up here.

>>6920313

Gurl pls

Real dignity is being proud of your bussy

>>6920351
Well, see you later then! Adios!

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>>6920353
people are all like
wow, that spookypuppy is just like beetlejuice. a crusty old dead white dude in bad makeup that shows up if you say his name three times
and i'm like
excuse me you only need to say my name once

>>6920345
I'm not white myself, so I can't say I would mind non-whites.

Manlets can be cute. What race/ethnicity are you?

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>>6920369
>>6920353
I think this is why I keep coming back here. On one hand this place is full of shit, but randomly it's quite fun and funny to be in.

>>6920373
Asian sadly ;_;

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>>6920381

>>6920396
Filipino? Vietnamese?

>>6920405
Chinese (but I'm not born in China)
I live in the shithole called sg

>>6920435
Singapore?

>>6920440
Yeaa

>>6920446
Sounds gay, come to TEXAS.

>>6920450
And what, be an illegal immigrant?
I would love to honestly though

>>6920464
Eh, Texas is like 90% illegal immigrants already. One more wouldn't hurt,