/mtfg/ - Male to Female General

The poster below this is a slut!

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does /mtfg/ identify with this image?

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>>6909648
>just place a newegg order for 800 bucks in parts
>soon I won't need to leave the house anymore
Sup gals? Anyone else got a badass robotic buddy?

>>6909641
Why sadface babe?

>>6909642
i got a nice concealer kit today in the mail
almost have a respectable amount of makeup but don't know what to get for my lips and eyes, even got primers and a setting spray

i want to crucify nim

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>>6909599
>>6909608
>>6909603
>implying any of you come close to my amount and severity of masculine features

I dissaprove of queens

2 gay 4 me

>>6909662
her majesty nim the nimrod declares girl love to be the purest form of love

no homo

let it be known!

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it's not that i mind sleeping
alone in the grass
it's just that i've been dreaming since, well
maybe i ain't woke up yet
>>6909657
didn't you mention making folk punk or something?
>>6909665
pretty good
better than mine will ever be

>>6909668
idno just a lil down I guess
no reason ^^

>>6909679
hugg pook

>>6909679
that sucks :(
getting sad for no reason happens so often
why can't i get happy for no reason

>>6909679
Dank movies, 6-pack of beer, blanket + pillows and icecream is what I prescribe you.

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>>6909649

I'M NOT SHOWING YOU MY BUTT OMG

>>6909657

>As a result of this, you'll probably meet the love of your life and not get hit by the car because the cab driver won't slam his breaks to see you and end up rear ending an undercover federal agents and the whole drug bust goes badly and kids die the end.
>It's a good thing :)

yeah i guess ;______________; i just really, really wanted that lip kit for my fall dark lip colors.
but who am i kidding, i don't even wear red lipstick anymore, let alone burgundy tones.
it was so funny hearing a grown man apologize profusely tho over some lipsticks. like he knew they're limited edition and stuff and he sounded so heartbroken for me.

>>6909659

>Maybe it's a sign to try out other brands!
eh i mean i have basically everything i could need right now anyways, i just wanted the lip colors for fall.
but i don't really like wearing noticeable makeup these days anyways, so...it's not really a huge loss i guess. plus i get my 100$ back, so

>>6909670

which concealer? i wear fairly natural makeup these days, so idk if you're looking for that or more along the lines of bolder stuff

>>6909676
>pretty good
>better than mine will ever be
Thank you! I practice almost 5 hours a day now, it was atrocious a few months ago.
>>6909677
What did she mean by this

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>>6909662
girl love a best

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>>6909675
sorry i am the queen of /mtfg/ ur just a goof

n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no homo

x[) teeehee uWu

>>6909689
same tbf

>>6909684
(._. )_)_)_)_)___)__)__)__)__)__) post butte

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>>6909687
>Thank you! I practice almost 5 hours a day now, it was atrocious a few months ago.
i guess practice makes perfect. i usually get discouraged after a couple attempts to reach a female range

>>6909666
def rather not be by anyones side atm
>>6909673
still look like a boi tho

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>>6909680
hugg nim
>>6909683
b-but I can't buy beer
that sounds nice tho
>>6909682
yahh ikr

>>6909694
can i give isla patpats

>>6909694
you must be my shooting star...everything I've wished for, is everything you are.

>>6909696
nim ur post is almost legendary
also
no im not okay with this
>>6909699
stop this.

>>6909693
I know the feeling. I just sort of kept at it, having tranny voice scares me more than not passing 100% physically.

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>>6909684
>which concealer?
well its a kit with yellows, greens, oranges, pinks, reds, and everything else and it shows like to use yellow for under eye bags and green for redness, also came with a dope ass brush I never seen before and its super soft

>>6909691
same tbf

>>6909702
w-what post

>>6909706
number

>>6909695
Dafuq, you just a babby?

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i wish i had more coffee

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>>6909692

w h y do you want me to post butte

>>6909704

was it like a cheapo amazon cream concealer kit?

>>6909709
oooo i got dubdubs

>>6909710
y-yah
>>6909712
cawfee

I feel like everything in my life has led me to you. My choices, my heartbreaks, my regrets. Everything. And when we're together, my past seems worth it because if I had done one thing differently, I might never have met you.

>>6909712
ok

>>6909717
edgy

>>6909566
https://clyp.it/jvf15ybm

>>6909714
cause, plumpie butte

>>6909717
yeah same

>>6909714
is that dog dead

>>6909717
4 >>6909702
oops

post penis
>>6909715
no all the 69s hehheh
>>6909717
creepy
>>6909712
i wish i had more painkillers for my neck rn

>>6909728
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

>>6909714
>was it like a cheapo amazon cream concealer kit?
oh don't be a bitch, it works, I can't afford shit like you do that's $50 bucks a tube or whatever

>>6909728
to put it simply I love you. and I hope you do too because in my eyes you're perfect. You're everthing I ever wanted and I want you to know that

>>6909732
cx

>>6909684
pic reminds me of the time I used gold leaf on my fingernails and toenails. Fun bit is it is easy to do. and surprisingly cheap. Hard bit is removing it. You have to scrape the gold off.

>>6909742
ok

>>6909736
you're a weird fag.
put on a trip so i can filter you please.
this is really disconcerting

god im stupid, its not a concealer, its a contour kit
i don't know why the word concealer came into my head

>>6909732
XДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД

funny
>>6909742
ok

>>6909742
hugg keewee

>>6909732
hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd hehe xd

>>6909744
I just want to thank you for being my reason to look forward to the next day.

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>>6909742

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>>6909721

i told u i can post old pics but das it

>>6909725

i hope not idk!!

>>6909734

i'm not being a bitch, i'm being serious lol
if that's what it is then it'll probably be too heavy for every day stuff.

>>6909745

a contour kit doesn't come with greens lol
i'm guessing you got a color correcting palette. which works for people with horrible skin, but i don't really think your skin needs that much help

>>6909748
haha oWo x[))))))))))))))
>>6909751
into the trash

>>6909744
I also want to thank you for giving me images to relieve my sexual desires to every night.

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>tfw the body dysphoria sets in
>vomiting from the sheer sight of it
FUCKING KILL ME

make it stop mommy, just make it stop!

is it another edward tries to start more drama episode

>>6909755
>implying you actually vomit from dysphoria

lies from mtfg at 6

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>>6909753
>into the trash
where I belong t b h

>>6909756
who is edward

>>6909761
same

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>>6909752
>i told u i can post old pics but das it
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!
butt

>>6909761
desu senpai i know x[P

>>6909760
I actually used to do it.
Not always but sometimes id start trembling and feeling sick
then id throw up if i tried to eat, well more over not be able to swallow

>>6909755
that sucks :(
i gag everytime i look at my face now
have to avoid looking in mirrors :s

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Fuck all of you I've been on hormones for 6 months and it hasn't done shit for my hands HRT is a meme

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>>6909762
this mutant

>>6909767
The first time I met you my heart whispered; "that's the one".>>6909771
>09/15/16(Thu)20:07:13 No.6909771

>>6909760
I vomit easy anyways but it always happens when I shower and see it

>>6909767
>>6909769

dysphoria is a meme desu

trutrans don't get dysphoria
>>6909771
have you tried wearing a kitty collar?? i hear it helps??
>>6909775
oh are you just that ugly

>>6909683
Just get cups if its available around you. Shit is dope af. Unlimited coffee senpaitachi.
>>6909694
Not relative to me senpai.
>>6909755
>tfw you feel your shoulders and they're bigger than usual

>>6909773
honestly shes not too bad
bad image
>>6909778
Its more over severe hatred for myself rather than dysphoria desu
dysphoria is a meme and i don't have it

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>>6909765

i'm not taking new butte pix for u!!!!

>>6909756
>>6909773

why are you so obsessed with me lmao
we're talking about makeup in a general for trans women, there's no drama. it's not chaser neckbeard hour.
if anyone here is desperate enough to need your compliments i'm sure they'll give you a call.

>>6909784
then, uh, sing!

>>6909784
lmao triggered much??? lolll
>>6909780
have you tried talking to your therapist /mtfg/ about it

>>6909784
youre a scientific anomaly

>>6909784
how do i get over the fear of going into a makeup store and asking for a makeover

>>6909789
and the thing that somehow failed to be both a man and a woman isn't?

>>6909792
that's edward though

>>6909769
>>6909779
I feel fat even though I can see my ribs and am close to getting below 120 at 5"6

>>6909787
talked about it with my actual therapist many times
she concluded that it was severe dyshporia
(hint: its not)
>>6909779
pleb stop this
>>6909791
gay men do this
if u want you can say youre doing a youtube video where you get makeup, film it on a phone, then trash the footage and see if u enjoy it

>>6909796
>120 at 5"6
>I feel fat
you are disgustingly overweight

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This is how money laundering works right

>>6909798
wanna go fight your therapist together

it's ok we're both girls so it's n-n-n-n-n-not a date tehehehe
>>6909796
>5'6
>120

wow gosh you should be at at least 60 pounds to be normal weight

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im hungry but im at calorie limit today what do ?!!?!?
>>6909802
yes

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fuck I have to work tonight
will it ever end

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>>6909785

BUT WHY LMAO

>>6909787
>>6909789

>when you have an IQ of 82

>>6909791

you just walk in lol! what are you so scared of?
even if on the off chance someone laughed at you, which let's be honest prob wouldn't happen, that's kind of just...it. like your life isn't gonna end.

>>6909806
eat air

>>6909803
i mean if ur cute it could be xd
>>6909806
eat

>>6909808
edie, someone suggested we cam together? ive been thinking of getting into it. i could really use the money honestly.

>>6909808
my fear is that the person doing the makeup would be sarcastic or laugh at me or just refuse to do it

>>6909806
I heard cumming uses over 150 cals so...

>>6909809
but I already am
>>6909810
ok

>>6909808
Edie, you're very pretty, I just wanted to remind you of that.

>>6909808
>BUT WHY LMAO
'CAUSE!

>>6909794
I was talking about the living failure kid who couldn't make the cut for being a man then tried and somehow fucked up being a woman also, you know, the one who spends 16 hours trying to be le ebin trole xD on a board for people who succeeded.

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>>6909815
ok
>>6909742
help

>>6909823
sounds like this one anon im talking to

>>6909807
>fuck I have to work tonight
Fuck yeah I get to work tonight
Get that tip money, deliver sammies to people fukken blazed out of their minds
I love having a job you spoiled bitch

Is swami a chaser or a girl?

>>6909824
too sad to help

>>6909816
ya eat

>>6909827
yes

would any of you be willing to date a guy who is slightly developmentally disabled?
i have a friend, he's a really great guy, but he's very lonely. girls tend not to give him a chance when they hear he is slightly developmentally disabled. if any of you would give him a chance, even a single date, it would mean the absolute world to him.

he lives in the bay area.

>>6909826
how much do you make an hour with tips? I only make $12 an hour for a 7 hour graveyard shift

>>6909808
>tfw when ur an AIDs ridden poopoo whore who whores herself out for chumpu changu

tehehehe you're the one with a low iq tho xD
>>6909810
tehehe uWu wanna meat

>>6909823
boo btfo

>>6909835
where

>>6909835
How much money will you give me

>>6909834

Can we confirm if they have dysphoria? Are they actually trans or just pretending to be trans?

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How the FUCK do you shave uneven places of skin like on the elbows, knees, or places with very little skin? Or places you can't see?

Even on my arms I seem to be constantly missing places, goddamn.

>>6909839
i like meat
what kinda meat
>_<

>>6909846
of course

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Remember, this is the person you're talking to.

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>>6909812

but i only do solo shows bb

>>6909814

it's their job, they're not going to refuse it.
even if they just wanted to think of you as a boy for whatever reason...boys wear makeup these days too. like a lot.
just stop worrying. it's not that big of a deal. you're basically scared of your reflection.

>>6909817

w-well gosh, thanks c:

>>6909818

BECAUSE WHY

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>>6909850

beautiful

>>6909853
>w-well gosh, thanks c:
>BECAUSE WHY
np
I want to hear you sing!

>>6909850
LMAO he looks like the merchant got a brick in the face

is that actually boo

>>6909853
>you're basically scared of your reflection.
yeah i am lol

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What's the best way to anally masturbate? I'm scared to try, but I really want to get used to it...I mean...I always look at porn when I masturbate and have no experience receiving anal, only giving. I have no idea what I'm doing back there on myself. Do I just jerk myself off normally and put a toy in my butt?

>>6909858
lmao

>>6909861
It sure is, he makes an uglier boy and an uglier girl than anyone he bullies on here hahahaha

>>6909796
Damn, that sucks....
>>6909798
I don't even know if I can at this point.
>>6909862
Iktf.

>>6909843
east bay

>>6909844
he'll pay for the date. you'd have to drive though, he can't drive.

>>6909827
WE'RE ALL SOLDIERS NOW
>>6909846
i pretend to be trans so i can invade female washrooms and nobody can do anything about it desu

why are we still here? just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my clitty... and my muscle eaten arms... even my boobos. the body I've lost... the family I've lost... won't stop hurting... it's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? i'm gonna make them give back our NEET bux and go back to portland
>>6909848
a special kind of meat uWu
>>6909849
yes

Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.

>>6909836
Depends on the assholes sometimes its 10 sometimes it's 14

>>6909866
He's got Leafy's personality, and Leafy's face. Or at least he would if Leafy had a balloon animal for a nose lolololol

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>>6909860

i'm a really bad singer tho
you want my butt and you want my songs and i just don't understand it

>>6909862

well you need to stop that lol
you're never going to get anywhere in your transition if you're too scared to even insinuate you're feminine.
like if you can't actually leave your house as a woman you're doing a disservice to yourself. you're treating yourself unfairly.

>>6909869
east bay sucks

>>6909864
gosh I loves butts
butts!

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>>6909872
:3

>>6909876
you suck and you wear diapers like a baby does

>>6909872
thankk anon <3

>>6909871
what could you possibly mean by this?
also r u actually tranny
also
r u old
>>6909874
quid this comparison is a fail
u failed here

I got stopped by a police officer today, while trying to climb the fence on the overpass bridge. I should have waited till it was later and less busy, it was just my luck that a patrol car came by huh.
I know you guys told me it was a bad way to kms anyway, so I guess you were right.
My brother is v upset with me now.

>>6909875
just cause

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>>6909872
*showers with adoration in return*

>>6909881
>you suck
sometimes

i don't wear diaps omg!!!!!

>>6909884
>>6909888

I <3 u

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>>6909864
>buy suction cup dildo
>stick it to shower wall
>pound your ass on it till you hear your cheeks slap against the wall and the slurp of it going in and out of you
>then prepare for the tidal wave of orgasms set to grip you to your core
>then some how manage to dismount it without falling over because your legs are so wobbly

works for me

>>6909861
its just dave making the nose like 3x bigger
i cant believe you cant spot that

>>6909890
sometimes you do

>>6909893
you should make porn videos

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>>6909866

i forgot how extremely ugly he actually is tbqh. he looks like one of the mutants from the hills have eyes kidnapping a child to eat.
ty for this gift anon

>>6909886

maybe one day i will sing a song. but what would i sing?

>>6909885
he's upset because he loves you and doesn't want to lose you
it's an understandable reaction

>>6909864
anal masturbation is AGP
>>6909872
can u explain hons tho??
>>6909884
i am 18???????????? and a tranny??????????????
>>6909885
should've charged at him
>>6909893
agp

>>6909884
how so tho, given he acts like leafy, looks like leafy, and has a colossus for a nose

>>6909893

Will anal orgasms make me not want to be dominant anymore? I've always been dominant and I want my penis to be functional still...I'm worried that being the penetrator will be ruined for me and I'll just be a sub forever.

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>>6909902
>agp
if loving myself is wrong I don't wanna be right ;)

>>6909902
wtf r u me
>>6909905
he literally doesn't though
and have u seen their chins???

>>6909899
ok this one is better than mine, cracking up Tbh

>>6909899
that's a pig

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>>6909902
this a good book.

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MEANWHILE

AT THE LEGION OF DOOM

>>6909908
well I was never dominant so I dunno

>>6909909
but we're both girls?????
>>6909910
yea
>>6909908
get pounded in ur boipuzz bby

submit to da cock [[sissy hypno activate]]
>>6909914
no thas eddie

>>6909910
well, leafy with a huge nose and a chin that actually exists then

>>6909920
who's eddie

>>6909807
yes once you have saved enough for ffs and srs and to get all your electrolysis you can do whatever you want
did the mexican ladies call you senorita again?
did you say
>si, una soy senorita
edie you are half iranian half mexican right, can you confirm?

>>6909921
uh huh
>>6909920
people always tell me to go fuck myself
were they referring to u??

>>6909923
you

>mfw this dummy keeps posting the picture of my a-ok hands trying to hurt my feelings
>mfw he's jealous I look like a normal human being
>mfw i have no face because it was stolen for a shitpost image

>>6909920

I absolutely hate the term boipussy. I like buttholes. I fuck buttholes. Buttholes are wonderful in their own right and sometimes better than pussies.

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>>6909920
>but we're both girls?????

>>6909899
>maybe one day i will sing a song. but what would i sing?
pick one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZNRzc3hWvE&index=28&list=RDLCCxnuLlS18

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>>6909847
RESPOND
RESPOND
RESPOND

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>>6909911

YOU SEE IT TOO RIGHT?

>>6909914

same

>>6909918

lol http://imgur.com/a/p5vgb
yknow posting everyone else's images doesn't change how fucking ugly you are or how pathetic and untouchable you are to even the ppl you attack.

>>6909918
would molest quid

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>>6909909
Yr asshole is a monster and it will eat as much as you can feed it and soon it will speak for you. Do not fear it as you have already nurtured it to it's current state. It will protect you unless it's own survival is at stake.

>>6909928
but I'm not eddie
>>6909935
I just go over it a lot until It's smooth
>>6909937
that's a icecream lol

>>6909927
i am world famous so yes they were referring to me??
>>6909929
ids a man baby!!!??!
>>6909930
boibuzzy :DD
>>6909931
n-nn-n-n-n-n--nn-n-no

>>6909937
I didn't until you pointed it out lmaooo it's even creepier now (almost as creepy as me fapping to chara's lips)

>>6909939
wut
the
fuck
eww

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Anyone else thinking about getting a sweet tattoo like this?

>>6909939
can you teach me the way

>>6909937
>http://imgur.com/a/p5vgb
WutFace

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Mfw sexy af boss hangs out with me on his lunch break

>>6909938
th-thanks?? it's not too bad a pic i guess

>>6909937
LOL I'd never seen those chat logs before ty bby

>>6909942
not sure, hard to tell

>>6909888
I am unworthy, thank you for your love.

>>6909717
I've had those thoughts; it was nice feeling that way while it lasted anyways. Here's hoping you manage to stay together for a long time.

I hung out with a guy I met on Tinder today and we really hit it off. We talked about manga, Pokemon, played some vidya and watched some cartoons together. I think I like him and I want to see him more but I'm worried about how far this will go until I have to disclose (inb4 ">not disclosing on your tinder profile" I would, but I'm stealth and that'd give me away to my peers asap). He's pretty liberal so at least I won't get beaten and dumped in a ditch somewhere but still. How would I tell him? I've never really been with a guy before, only girls.

>>6909937
WOW that was real pathetic lmao

>>6909945
Not as gross as you posting about yr butt slurps lol
>>6909953
No I've let my gf finger me before but it's exit only...

>>6909952
no
>>6909956
yes
>>6909959
did you suck his dick

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>>6909937
I Yellowstone NP they warn you about holding our wallets or credit cards outside as the ravens will try to take them. I'm just waiting until they figure out how to charge snacks with them.

>>6909959

"I have a penis. Hope that's okay. You can fuck my ass"

Will probably go over well.

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wtf i wish i had this money
>>6909942
who even are you???
>>6909937
>>6909954
>>6909956
>>6909964
why r u posting his love confession to me?

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>>6909959
turn off the lights
tell him you have a special surprise
then give him a poke
>>6909957
but you are more than worthy
i love you

>>6909972
want to be my girlfriend?

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS GENUINE

You are the person I've been attracted to most through this shitshow of threads, the shitshow that i cause

I know I'm a completely horrible person to you and your friends and basically everyone, but can we date?

"nah it wouldn't work out with you"

But we'd be perfect! I promise that shit is only memeing!

>>6909952
what the mother fucking fuck

>>6909965
>Not as gross as you posting about yr butt slurps lol
well I mean the word "feed" is kinda gross when it comes to the ass

>>6909971
I want a plushie

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>>6909941

same!

>>6909944

if it means anything i still think it's creepier den dat

>>6909954
>>6909956
>>6909964

i just remember isla dating him and looked up "boo" with images and found that link among a ton of other shit. along with him calling isla a man and attacking her.
idk why ya'll give this mutant so many chances.

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>>6909973
yes
but i have a special surprise
*pokes*

>>6909893
This is actually 100% accurate. It's ecstasy.

>>6909971
i am you and you are me??
>>6909972
'then give him a poke'

uWu WHAT'S THAT O-O--O-O-O-OONI CHAN???
>>6909970
sounds about right
>>6909977
no

>>6909979
i want infinite plushies
>>6909984
oh so then ur disgusting :((

>>6909901
Idk
He says I'm inconsiderate and irresponsible, and doesn't want me leaving the house now.

>>6909941
The hairs are smooth though

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>>6909971
>wtf i wish i had this money
>36 dollars

Ghostie I love youuuu *wipes cheeto dust off jizz stained sweatpants*

>>6909967
No, but I've thought about it and I wouldn't be opposed even though I've never done it before.
>>6909970
That might just work lmao
>>6909972
oh my fucking god

>>6909981
oh really *snuggles up close*

>tfw you buy nice shampoo and your hair looks all nice and girly
this honestly made my night i feel so nice right now :3

>>6909991
iktf

>>6909986
no u r
>>6909988
caged
>>6909992
google it

it's sorta like eatin a bananaer

Boo is pathetic trash

>>6909971
because it's hilarious, and he'd do the same for us

imagine if he actually had anything embarrassing of mine instead of mediocre pictures of me, he'd be spamming that shit daily

>>6909980
aw that's sweet

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>>6909971

it's relevant to my point as to how pathetic he is. why were you even dating this guy lmao he's disgusting

>>6909991

imagine him saying that as u look as this photo
like how could u resist

>>6909995
:)

>>6910000
Ahaha omg

>>6909999
cool quads
>>6910000
>a literal whore calling other people disgusting

x[)

>>6909989
are they visible? if they're smooth why do u need to shave
>>6909986
me too

>>6909999
yeeeee bby dat victorious GET

>>6910000
never seen that ewwww lmao

So I've got my laser consultation tomorrow

how nervous should I be

>>6909995
what kinda shampoo
shampoo just makes my hair puffy
>>6909993
snuggling is a bad idea
because i'll never let you go

>>6910006
ty, das why my name's Quad bby, that's why they call me the quadster

well I changed it back to quid now

but you know

>>6910001
hi juni :3

>>6910011
http://www.garnierusa.com/products/haircare-whole-blends/honey-treasures-repairing.aspx

grace told me about it ^^

>>6910009
are you prepared to pay $500000

if not >a
if yes >b
>>6910012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G-ZiBxVTNs

>>6910011
when I first met you, I honestly didn't know you were gonna be this important ot me, cuddling with you would be perfect right now.

>>6910011
now I want to snuggle maeve

>>6909991
i dont go by ghostie anymore
>>6909990
its 196 or something
>>6909999
well yeah he would but
meh
its whatever ignore the shit poster.
>>6909998
so we're both disgusting
wanna be gross and ugly and disgusting toether?? XDD
>>6910000
when he was 15
he was
so fucking cute desu
>>6910007
same so much

>>6910012
quiddz the maya mastah cuz jewess powers...

I came out to my employers at one job, when should I come out with my other job?

>>6910019
you dated boo?

learn something new everyday i guess

>>6910021
now
>>6910019
tehehehe x[) sure

but first things first we're both girls???
>>6910020
oyyy vey

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>>6910003
>>6910008

i'm happy to let erryone know that we have a stud among us yknow

>>6910006

as a literal camwhore i can tell you that this is the kind of guy you charge for a show

>>6910019

r u sure
it was the nose that did it for you huh

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how do i stop having dadbod and aquire hips

>>6910027
those hips aren't dadbod desu senpai

your face is pretty too ^^

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bull ring or nostril stud? or both?

>>6910015

WHAT ARE A AND B

>>6910026
300 dollar doos
>>6910027
pizza

>>6910027
>olive !!7hMweR5mtin
what a tiny penis

>>6910019
>its 196 or something
I was talking about the pic I posted senpai, wish I had the shekels too :_:

>>6910015
that's awesome

>>6910019
only works if other people ignore him too and too many of u dumdums still talk to him on here when you could just talk on discord

>>6910026
i'd fuck that nostril

>>6910013
nice i'll look into it
you should post pics of yer hair
>>6910017
when i first met you
you were anonymous
but now you are THEE anonymous
MY anonymous
>>6910018
okay but you will die
mortals can't survive my snuggles

>>6910026
I'm kinda drunk and cackling like a man so I should probably exit the thread

>>6910031
how about neither

>>6910031
neither

>>6910031
all: 'hey i am trans hear me roooooar' teehehe xd

mine as well get thick black rimmed glasses and pink hair
>>6910032
pain and suffering
or
pain and suffering

>>6910034
The art of tucking boi. Having cockbulge makes me dysphoric.

ok things i learned at work today
1.) attractive men are crazy and they manipulate everyone.
2.) i look better with make up on.

customers were looking at me weird all day with no make up. different than they normally do at least idk. and my coworker is going nuts. hes threatening to down pills and alcohol and jump off this bridge and hes throwing such a pity party for himself. hes cute af and i wanted to be with him pretty bad but hes really making me question that?? poor dude..

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>>6910027
bigger hips then me

>>6910037
i like quid

>>6910039
that's ok with me

>>6910031
you havent even got you blue hair belly button or changed your name to Chloe yet

>>6910039

the little moment that I spend with you, make my life beautiful, day by day...silently, in my heart, I wanna thank god, for brining such a wonderful person like you my way, you are the world to me

>>6910047
i like nim ^^

>>6910045
>1.) attractive men are crazy and they manipulate everyone.
Well yeah

how 2 tuck

>>6910045
You've got to tame the beasts.

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>>6910031

never nostril stud tbqh

>>6910037

i'm about to get indiana jones on that nose
if i don't come out of that nostril alive, tell my tinder matches i'm sorry i didn't get around to sucking their dicks yet

>>6910040

l m a o i'm prog drunk dying laughing
making fun of ugly chasers is fun, idk why we don't do it more often

>>6910045

these are both very, very true statements

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>>6910024
just e dating lmao
not real dating tho it could have been real
he lives a few hours away
>>6910025
im more of a faggot than a girl hehehe
but am i a girl 2 u??
>>6910026
his nose grew after a while.
He looked like
idk how to put it
he had real soft features and pretty hair.
>>6910035
OHH
i need tuns and tuns of shekellsssss
>>6910037
i like to talk to him here cos its easier >_<
most peeps in general lul
>>6910045
DID U SHOW MY PICTURE I FORGOT TO DELETE??
IM TRANNYMUS PRIME

>>6910031
do you really want to look like a whore? just don't

>>6910055
ahaha

>>6910056
it's pretty disruptive and annoying to encourage him to be here tho

most peeps in general what?

>>6910053
apply knife to area
>>6910056
bb-b-b-but?

the love between two transbians is the purest form of love

>>6910053

destickles in belvis
benis in bud chics

>>6910026

Didn't you have sex with Sam Hyde for money?

>>6910058
you just got out of youth group, didn't you?

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>>6910043
>not wanting to be a bad bitch
I kinda want that style though, like looking back I always have

>>6910063
IT WAS THE PERFECT ILLUSION

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>>6910031
get one of these

why did drakeposter stop posting

i miss her

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>>6910027
be formerly fat and ugly like me
then lose weight
then have gud hipperoos
>>6910061
so r u a girl??
am i a girl??
do you think i am a girl?
>>6910060
i like totalk 2 peoples hereeee
not privately
cuz ill get too attached privately and want them to fuck me sometimes >_<
i cannut have that happening -.-
>>6910063
how 2 get loving transbean???

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so uhm
i've heard you shouldnt take ibuprofen with spiro
but is just like one advil pm fine?
i have a headache and i wanna sleep but im afraid of kidney damage

>>6910073
love me back

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i'd go on like 8000 dates 4 this ???

>>6910067
>youth group
>believing in god as a tranny
WHEN WILL THIS MEME END

WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE SO DENSE THAT THEY STILL HOLD ONTO THE CHURCH WHEN THEIR TEACHING LITERALLY GO AGAINST THEIR ENTIRE LIFESTYLE

IM HAVING AN AUTISM OVERLOAD AHHHHHHH!!!!!

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>>6910066
why do trans hate sam

he dindu nuffin
>>6910068
then do it
>>6910073
yes i am a girl??

and no??? i can't tell if ur a gurll or not teheheh

>>6910058
>do you really want to look like a whore?
sure

>>6910050
working on it

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>>6910056

so basically when he looked like a girl lool
rip to him and his transition i guess

>>6910066

no! he wanted to pay me 300$ to fuck him while he recorded it tho.

>>6910071

he gets scared easy apparently.

>>6910071
Cause she can't give it or take it, and when she tried to give it she started having to take it.

>>6910073
i know that feel, but discord group then silly

>>6910075
yeah that won't matter at all, you could easily take more though i'd advise against it

>>6910073
your bod makes me jelly :)

>>6910075
just take it
everything that is on the internet is from 90 year old hons that die from taking a single ibuprofen

>>6910079
>then do it
I might, I mean its why I still want to move to portland or seattle because you can get away with that up there but not where I am now.

>>6910073
>Forever a skelly because shitty medical conditions
Please someone kill me already.

How long have you been on HRT isla?

>>6910079

Swami, are you a chaser or a girl?

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>>6910067
the only people I ever knew with facial piercings openly talked about their stds and looked like human trash

I haven't been to church in a awhile, singing was fun though.

>>6910077
iktf senpai, pirc related is over 300 dollarunos

>>6910086
my knees are fucking exploding as I type this

>>6910073
shoulders

anyone have any info on how safe corseting is?

i have a really big ribcage that like juts out from my body and i feel like id have to use a corset in order to get a girl bod

>>6910076
are you cute tho?!!
>>6910075
ibuprofen can hurt a lil bit but
i took 800 - 1600 mg daily with it >_<
>>6910079
wtf :(((
so am i not guud enouggh 2 date??
T_T
>>6910084
no my discord is 4 girls only
>>6910088
11 monthss but i have 2 stop hrt 4 a while >_<
>>6910085
nim pls my body is ok not too great
>>6910092
wtf those clothes are so agp
>>6910094
i have gud golfing manshoulders :D

>>6910090
a girl????/

>>6910081

Did you or did you two not have sex?

If he didn't pay you, you're an even dumber whore. Why are you queen of mtfg again? I remember you back on trapsrus, you have not changed one bit.

>>6910078
People are afraid to think for themselves sometimes.
"Anybody who tells you that he has some way of leading you to spiritual enlightenment is like somebody who picks your pocket and sells you your own watch." ~Alan Watts...

>>6910099
no :(

>>6910099
>are you cute tho?!!
just be my girlfriend already

>>6910073
insanely jelly
>>6910056
nooo i never did show anyones.
>>6910054
think so?? ugh..hes be such a good cuddle. he hugged me and called me a girl for the first time last night. ive known him for 5 months now?? hes super desperate rn and asked me to get an aprtment with him ..hes asking everyone. idk.

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>>6910084
>>6910086
Well, I just
I'm already sick I don't wanna go to the hospital for irreversible kidney damage because i took one advil yesterday and one advil pm tonight
its scary but i could really use one rn
>>6910099
>i took 800 - 1600 mg daily with it >_<
holy moly
i'd just be taking a 200 mg tablet

>>6910100

post picture

>>6910078
Some churches welcome lgbt people. Stop gargling atheist dick for two fucking seconds.

well I gotta go to work ni ni

>>6910102
e-whore trying to start shit with sam 'ten ton terror of tel'aviv' hyde to fill the void of her boring life

KEK
>>6910099
wanna meat

>>6910111
hugg kay

>>6910110
Yeah and they're flying in the face of what the bible says

>>6910111
your mouth, my dick need to go on a date one day

>>6910099
>i have 2 stop hrt 4 a while >_<
Sadface
Why, can't afford it? I could sell you some of my extra pills for cheap lol

>>6910097
It's pretty safe
It won't change your ribcage that much though, mostly your waist.

The effects also don't last so if u wanna keep them u have to keep using the corset foreverrr

I did it a month or so it's fun and looks cute but I don't think it's worth the effort personally

>>6910111
nini

>>6910108
this shampoo is really nice ^^

my hair smells amazing