How do I get a cute chub bf to marry?

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>>6908416
Cloning.

>>6908457
Ok well im here on 4chan the neckbear hive

Ill take 1 neckbeard pls

>>6908533
I'm a rotund fellow, but I find two problems with seeking love on 4chan: location and mutual attraction. Never had both, but if you're in NYC, I'm willing to talk.

>>6908556
Not >>6908533, I am a continent away from you, but I do seek the companionship of other neckbears (rotund included).

So far /tg/ hobbies have lead to a surprising amount of success when neckbear hunting.

>>6908556
Oh man I'm in Atlanta.

As far as attraction goes, I find jerks extremelly unattractive. I love sarcasm and bitterness but something about guys being assholes for no reason just makes me so angry.

But im on 4chan so I guess Im fucked.

I guess I just dislike hateful people in general so Ill pribably die alone

My dream is to meet a sweet, silly, carefree, neckbeard

Go on Grindr and find fat people

>>6908533
Seriously, why is this so hard? All I want is a chubby / neckbeard bf to play vidya/Smash and watch animu with but they're literally nonexistent. In California, there's nothing but theatre loving fems and this really grinds my gears.

>>6912701
This is how I feel.

But then I'm looking on Tumblr and there's 10,000 pics of my ideal men.

And then I go into real life an they're nowhere to be found. It kind of makes me angry.

>>6908416
Look in the right places

I swear finding a chubby bf isn't hard

Especially with all these dating apps

>>6908416
is this you? because... i would love to put a ring on that finger, and get a taste of that behind

>>6915855
Any they are easy to scoop up. Most of the gays like the stereotypical muscle hunks and hot bois. This makes chubby guys niche interest, and if you are a hot boy who likes a little meat on them bones, you have a horde of eager guys any your beck and call with little competition.

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How do I get a cute chub bf to make me his bitch?

>>6920060
Give him the confidence he confidence he needs

Put some trust in him so he can dominate you

>>6908416
Join grommr

>>6920060

This isn't normal.
See a doctor.

>>6919954
The only hard part of getting a chubby bf is getting past all of his self esteem issues and getting him to believe you're actually attracted to him

>>6912701

I feels Ya, but they're out there! I found me one that plays vidyagames is a memer and we watch stupid shit all the time. And he was at my local Los Angeles library~

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>mfw a cute bottom chub with a twinkish top bf

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Hmu

>>6908416
Fucking disgusting kys

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>>6931081
It's like a twink. Nobody remembers a twink. Bears? Bring a smile to your face. Muscle hunks? People out here lusting like a motherfucker. Switch it up to a chub and faggots get their bitch on. Get their blood boiling. But twinks? Nobody gives a FUCK about twinks. Nobody remember twinks and y'all asking for too many twinks WHAT THE FUCK?

>>6927682
Where you from anon?

>>6935805
2nd half meant for >>6931052