what would you boys and gals do if you saw me at the club? :)

Ask for a sucky sucky

>>6906961
Ask how much for to stay the night :|

>>6906961
First I would be asking myself how the fuck I left my room.
Then I would be jelly as fuck.

Hope this was enough of an ego stroke for you.

>>6906961
ask you if you'd like a soft butch to take care of you for the night.

>>6906961
Tip my fedora, and cry my dysphoric self to sleep at home

Do whatever normal people do at clubs aka not pay any attention to people I don't know.

If trans I'd succ

>>6906961
Smile, check your nails, earnings,shoes, purse & butt quickly & silently.
Walk by and don't bother chatting

Pretend like you don't exist because you're out of my range

>>6906961
>sees OP coming up the stairs at the club
>look to her right and see I won't be able to pass by her without brushing past her
>on my way downstairs I politely say, "excuse me"
>continue on about my day
>order a light drink at the bar that doesn't take too much like piss
>look around
>spot cute girl
>watch her do whatever she's doing from the corner of my eye
>she catches me and makes eye contact
>I look away immediately, realizing that by doing so I give myself away
>she walks up to me
>lose all my composure and fail to properly hit on her
>she's drunk enough that it doesn't seem to matter
>I let her get me off in the restroom
>I order another drink, finish half of it, and hastily leave the club in the next 15 minutes
>get home and immediately hit the shower
>sit down at my computer and play competitive Overwatch
>ask my team why I'm a gold elim reinhardt
>fucking dps do your job
>turn off the game
>go to sleep

>>6906961
Try to shag you
t. Boy

>>6906961
me so horny, me love you long time

>you got a dick under that dress, sweet cheeks? If not, stop wasting my time. *tips fedora* m'lady... *bumps into her shoulder on the way down the stairs *

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play nice you guys :)

Grab ass passing by.