Help an anon plan a sexy date

>>6905527

he's biscum, all hope is lost

>>6905539
you're not helping anon

>>6905553
But anon, he's right.

>>6905576
If you're not going to help then leave plz

>>6905527
Bisexual male here

If your friend is anything like me, all he really wants is for you to cook him a fabulous meal and suck his dick at the table

>>6905527
I really thought all these love hungry anons would have better ideas

>>6905527
Anon this is hard to tell because we don't know you.
Have you been dating people before? Guys? Maybe girls before you came out? Do you usually spill spaghetti?
If you awnsered yes to one of the first 3 questions and no to the second you know better than us what to do since you know the guy.
Just don't overdo anything.

>>6905527
>romantic candle lit dinner with garlic bread, garlic chicken, and garlic soup
>pair it with kirkland brand wine
>afterwards snuggle while watching some takashi miike films
>end the evening with a nightcap of grain alcohol and grape soda

>>6908695
>garlic
if kissing is potentially on the menu avoid

>>6905527
ok:
-You want to do romantic food, so, picnic. This choose your location. I recommend doing homecooked bread paired with a israille salad and some chicken. its good finger food. Pair with some homemade lemonade. its easier to make then it sounds and looks great in a glass bottle. And looks are important.
-Find a nice place, a bit secluded. bring some music to play, quietly, play something nice and gentle, softly. let the ambiance guide you.
-make sure you bring a blanket. You can cuddle with him, and it gives you something both to carry on the walk back home. when you walk back home, HOLD HIS HAND. It'll show him that you're not afraid to be out in public with him.
-go home and watch a movie, make sure its something slightly romantic, and make suree its something you both know off by heart. That will leave you both time to chit chat.
-cuddle.
You got this kiddo. I wish you luck.

>>6908695
>Takashi Miike
Any recs for where to start with his films?