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Old: >>6896867
https://genderidentitywatch.com/2016/03/31/matthew-harks-canada/
so why is it that nearly all shims are pedophiles and rapists?
Nth for glasses shopping
>>6898417
>Not using your body for money when ypu can and need money
>>6898415
black aesthetic
yet another one of your ilk being a piece of shit.
https://genderidentitywatch.com/2016/03/14/ada-j-wells-adajwells-uk/
>>6898421
i could make 16k a month being this old ass mans fuck toy
im too much of a pussy to do it
:(
>>6898423
You aren't Michelle
>>6898426
you're right, i'm jason. michelle is a female name and i'm a man.
also lol
https://genderidentitywatch.com/2016/03/10/duane-leroy-fox-jennifer-ann-jasmaine-vs-futrell-magana-daughety-byrd-owens-miley-jackson-lindsey-richardson-collens-hacket-daniles-couch-and-john-does-usa/
>>6898423
did you get to cherno biko? they're like one of the token trans activists of the election cycle and tried to forcibly impregnate a trans guy. that was even more recent
>>6898429
Your name is Chris
>>6898429
Whoever you are, you're getting filtered
>>6898431
no, it's jason. that's what my driver's license and birth certificate say.
>>6898437
Chris give it up
>>6898440
give what up, sir?
>>6898437
You can get what's on your driver's license and birth certificate changed you know.
>>6898426
they do seem to be using their trip. iunno. ufufu's vouched for this person before, or i mean yeah i have no clue.
like these aren't comfortable facts at all, but making it sound like exaggerated raving nutbar shit isn't how you deal with the problem either. it's not silence, but i can't even tell if it's an improvement in terms of impact.
>>6898445
Michelle did that a long time ago
That person isn't Michelle
>>6898412
I was molested by a tranny when I was 5 but I knew i was transgendered by then.
I haven't molested any kids nor am I attracted to underaged children. I'm disgusted by shota crap and it makes me cry.
I don't know if your or your hate group's theory holds any ground based on my experience.
Sounds more like babble based on ignorance.
>>6898446
what's up with you being a fat man in a dress?
>>6898435
hahaha this is really funny
>Just want to sleep
>have homework
ok vv
>>6898448
It's never to late to stop repressing.
>When you're alone and you collapse on the ground and scream "I want to be a girl!" in a dramatic fashion
someone told me to post here.... im a straight guy but my girlfriend has been giving me something called "pretty boy pills" for about six months now? i figured they were just a multivitamin or something but ive been having way less energy lately and almost my chest gets hurt way easier (i play soccer) you dont think it was estrogen, do you?
>>6898453
here u go, uh, person. for your health: https://youtu.be/bf3NuBoGCwY
>>6898453
Michelle just fucking stop
>>6898466
Show us the pill, we're pretty good at identifying HRT pills.
>>6898466
Holy shit! Thank god it wasn't an X-change pill dude!
>>6898464
x-D
>>6898466
picture of the pills. Show both sides with a ruler for size.
>>6898466
ur mommy is turning u into a good sissy >////<
Why the fuck yall pretending you don't want a dicking?
Stol pretending to be chaste girls and get on my dick.
>>6898466
>tfw filters can't save you
does anyone want to come and beat me up or rape me or murder me or all of the above
>>6898481
>Looking like that and not getting cock
You dhould at leastvtry it for science
>>6898481
I should use filters to make me feel less gross
>>6898471
http://xchangepill.tumblr.com
>>6898481
Let me fuck you faye... pls
>>6898477
How comes you don't come on Skype more often? I like the things you talk about
>>6898483
* You should at least try it for science
>>6898404
Hey anons, a quick question, but I'm planning to transition do i need FFS to not be a hon at 19
>pic:https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5xzqkVO2Gd5Uk1RcDdzbERzZlU/view
>>6898482
Can I hug you and tell you it's all going to be alright instead?
>>6898496
no i would probably hurt you
>>6898491
Probably for your chin. And maybe pin your ears back.
>>6898499
Can I be fixed anon? am i savable
>>6898491
Grow out your hair and get laser for what facial hair you have. Wait a bit to see what face shape changes you get with HRT. Hard to predict at this point if you really need FFS.
AHAHAHHAHA
JUST BROKE MY HAND.
Door
>>6898491
Nice sunglasses kid.
Ffs should be like after hormones do their work.
>>6898487
I rarely think about skype. Need to load it on this system again as I reloaded my os a couple weeks ago. Also lately I have no energy to do anything.
>>6898510
Break the other one, so the world can be spared from your shitposting.
>>6898497
I'm willing to take that risk.
>>6898491
Actually, you'll always be a hon, even if you got srs at 16.
Not being a hon is a meme
>>6898481
I e-hate you Faye.
>>6898512
I don't use it much either, but I'd love to chat with you from time to time.
What do you think of the emo aesthetic? Would you date a typical emo twink?
>>6898527
im emo
>>6898505
>Anon
Do you know who I am? I am Shakira, an A-list celebrity.
Save up for FFS.
>>6898512
I did the same recently. Windows 10? Well when you get energy install Skype and we can talk about art, heroin and courtesans.
>>6898522
You don't even use it, I messaged you like a week ago, still waiting for that reply lol.
>>6898527
Exclusively. That or a slightly buff nerdy dude.
>>6898532
Something must be broken in my install. Your message was dated from Sunday and I replied earlier today.
>>6898531
Like something you see here?
>>6898482
Is this the same anon from last night? Sorry, the site went down.
mull of Kintyre
>tfw skinnyfat
A-at least most of the women in my area have this body type, r-right? Being 5'6" and weighing 155 lbs isn't that bad, is it? I hate my tummy...
>>6898542
the fourth one in the top row :x
>>6898548
post tumtum
>>6898543
Sounds sexy af to me desu.
>>6898541
Forgot what I even wanted to talk to you about...
>>6898553
Well then, she's giving you estradiol pills, but they probably won't do much if you're not also on an anti-androgen.
>>6898548
that's perf weight o-o
>>6898555
But if I sit on your face you wouldnt be able to breathe I dont understand.
>>6898563
I'll try to keep it on, but the notifications don't work for some reason.
>>6898559
Okay cool. I'll grow it just a bit more and then I'll dye it
>>6898546
yes it actually is believe it or not
>>6898548
thats good
its good to be squishy
>>6898575
Good luck.
>>6898577
Is there anything I can do to make you feel better that doesnt involve hurting you?
>>6898548
tummy :3
>>6898548
I think the part of the deal of being MtF is being skinnyfat. Anything else is wrong.
>>6898584
you could let me hurt you
other than that i dont think so
cutie tum tum :)
>>6898595
Physically or otherwise?
>>6898556
No! It's ugly and flabby. I have rail thin arms, normal legs (my thighs touch a little, but that's okay), an okay butt, A cup boobs, and a fat stomach that will never go away no matter what I do. My girlfriend loves my tummy, but I hate it. It's too fat.
>>6898567
Then why am I so gross? Why is my tummy so pudgy?
>>6898569
BMI calculator says that's normal.
>>6898580
My girlfriend says squishy is good and I like squishy. She's much more squishy than me and I love it. I love her so much. I just want my fat tummy to go away.
>>6898582
post more you man i wanna wank to this boy playing dress-up
>>6898573
Well, my nick there is CFH1578.
>>6898595
Why do you want to hurt people?
>>6898599
>pudgy tummy
>>6898599
k gud
>>6898603
I'm not a man I'm a delusional feminine boy who wants to be a girl.
i want someone to shower with love and affection
>>6898618
please
>>6898620
Pookchan
>>6898414
kiwi#12164
>>6898618
i really need attention right now
>>6898624
that's me
>>6898621
But you can change easily.
>>6898630
nothing changes
it never changes
i try so hard and it always ends up the same
>>6898628
hugg isl
I'm sleepy but it's only 8
Too early to sleep
Too late to nap
Absolute hell
>>6898618
pick me plzzzzzz
>>6898616
post yourself and i might masturbate to you
>>6898633
what ends the same? you have to elaborate more than that, please.
>>6898636
*loves and affects*
>>6898640
*loves and affects u back* thank you anon.....
pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook
>>6898634
thank you anon ;_;
>tfw cripplingly depressed
>tfw because you don't self harm or talk about suicide everyone just leaves you alone
>>6898646
i like pook
>Man straightens his hair
>Half the Youtube comments are calling him a faggot
>Woman shaves her head bald
>All the Youtube comments are supportive
Yet still to this day I have to argue with SJWs who claim that males aren't in a stricter more repressive social role.
>>6898649
You should probably talk with somebody about that.
>>6898651
me too shes a qt
>>6898639
every friendship i ever have
>>6898646
pookie
more like porkie
>>6898649
well don't self-harm, it just makes you feel worse. there's nothing wrong with bringing up suicide to someone who cares about you. they'll care.
>>6898657
>havingfriends
>>6898627
What do you do with your computer? You are so fascinating.
pookie
>>6898660
>Peoplecareaboutuglypeople
pooki wooki
>>6898657
Well then it's obviously not your fault if you're trying your hardest. Are you by any chance trying to make all of these friends on 4chan? Because that's kind of a no-no.
>>6898672
Try and improve things, even if you don't see the point.
How do I voice train? I wish I had a vocal coach.
>>6898678
fuck you
>>6898672
Just be conventionally attractive
Otherwise nobody will care
>>6898671
h-hi
>>6898680
say "pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook" 3 times fast
isla is a faggot
>>6898680
i just pretend to be mute
i even know a bit of the local sign language
>>6898672
how do you plan on bringing it up?
>>6898680
lookup voice training tutorials
also i looked over this pastebin and it seems helpful http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
kiwi and pook~ <3
>>6898690
>focusing people's attention on my large man hands
That doesn't seem like an improvement.
>>6898691
>how do you plan on bringing it up?
>>6898669
This one, surf the net and email, watch movies. I have other computers I do more serious stuff on.
>>6898681
Anon, please.
>>6898688
a cute pro reaper faggot
>>6898694
that's gay
>>6898683
hey qt
>>6898701
PRO REAPER QUAD BASTION
my body is cute though
>>6898679
it just seems like an exercise in futility
i don't see the need to improve things, but i also would struggle to if i wanted to
>>6898696
oh.
with what you said in your original post, it sounded like you wanted people to care about your problems. talk to someone. therapists are free of judgment if that's what's scaring you.
>>6898709
You're not happy with how things are now. You can try to get closer to being happy with how things are. It might be difficult but it's better than giving up.
>>6898637
I would but I only have lewd pics of myself and this is a blue board.
/mtfg/, can you teach me how to filter tripfags? :u I've been here for 7 years, but, never found out how to do it. And, there's a tripfag on /v/ right now who's gonna leak the story of Final Fantasy XV, and I don't wanna see that. Pls help.
>>6898721
just close out the screen nigga lol
>>6898721
if you use 4chx there is a preset 'filter tripfags' in the filters list
>>6898700
i hate everything
>>6898703
pookie a qt
>>6898706
cute penis
>>6898721
alt+f4
>>6898721
filter me
>>6898727
Anon, please.
>>6898721
bottom right of the page>setting>enable filtering>select trip's trip>arrow on their post>filter>hide
>>6898721
Go to settings, filters and post hiding, click "filter and highlight specific threads and posts", click edit, add, copy and past everything after the ! in the username into the box, select auto and hide. I think that should do it. Remember to save your edits.
>>6898730
Don't call my penis cute ._.
Or do.
Just saying that makes me giggle a tad.
>>6898736
FUCK
Staring at the barrel of a shotgun and all I can think about is just ending my life.
>>6898743
You're going to find friends and your life is going to be great. Anon please.
>>6898746
Stop staring at the gun then, duh
>>6898742
It's better to try and fail than to give up and say you never really tried. Really.
>>6898753
I'm ready to end this long nightmare
>>6898753
stupid tricode shit this was me not cheska
>>6898746
That's a terrible way to commit suicide, especially if you manage to blow your face off but still end up living. Seriously, don't kill yourself, but definitely don't kill yourself with a shotgun.
>>6898754
i've tried and failed many things
it isn't fun and ends up almost worse than when i've not bothered at all
>>6898764
What have you tried? How have you failed?
>>6898742
well make sure you go to whatever you're going to. try what you can before you make the final decision.
i understand the hopelessness feeling all too well, but i'm trying to find a way to deal with it. life disgusts me. the pursuit of happiness is scary and does in fact seem futile. i don't have the solution yet, but i'm definitely trying to work on it.
>>6898761
I appreciate your candor but I'm going to do it.
i made pasta but it wasn't very good
>>6898770
Don't.
>>6898772
sorry
>>6898770
If so, at least choose a better method.
>>6898768
university
finding work
lots of shit
i can sort of get into a 'its not my fault' circlejerk about the whole employment thing, but dropping out of university was wholly my fault
>>6898770
what would have to happen to prevent this from happening?
>>6898772
its ok anon you gained experience in your pasta making now you are a level 2 pasta making maybe one day you will be a level 10 and your pasta will e delicious!!! i love you anon!
>>6898769
i guess part of it is yeah
i can't even think of a post
sorry
>>6898779
Don't beat yourself up about the past; just try to focus on what you can do now.
>>6898746
>Tfw
Wake me up be4 you go go
>>6898772
like a sauce or the pasta itself?
>>6898738
Thanks senpai.
>>6898784
alright well good luck with your life and stuff..
a lot of people here probably understand what you're going through
>>6898788
both
>>6898746
might as well
>>6898772
Did you make it from scratch or are you talking about cooking noodles in boiling water with salt?
Sass is pasta mastah
>>6898802
Again, a shotgun isn't quick; there's a good chance you'll survive and be hospitalized with extreme face and brain damage for a long time, not the way you probably want to go.
>>6898802
Whatever, i'll miss you a lot.
isla has a cute penis
>>6898802
>If Only I could've transitioned early but that ship sailed a long time ago
yeah that feeling of regret is a painful one. so if you had hope of passing would that make you want to keep living? you don't feel like you'll ever pass?
>>6898803
oh yeah that happens all the time for me. write down your feelings now on paper, and show it to them. that's what i'm doing for my first therapy appointment.
>>6898801
this is what I made
http://www.womansday.com/food-recipes/food-drinks/recipes/a54439/orecchiette-with-white-beans-and-spinach-recipe/
"Anyone need there computer fixed?"
i wish i could shrink down so I could hug islas cute penis with my whole body
>>6898810
>>6898815
their*
>>6898819
nice catch kiwi
>>6898820
You can't stop me from missing you, just like I can't stop you.
>>6898817
u shud stop
>>6898822
any time
How does one obtain a cute penis?
>>6898813
that actually doesn't look to bad
also what is with the weird german käptschas?
>>6898824
your penis is too cute
>tfw throat is always sore and dry from doing my girlvoice
I got all dressed up hoping to see someone I like but they were busy T_T
>>6898827
ask isla
what are your pronouns mtfg?
mine are david bowie/david bowie's/david bowieself
i took a lil baby nap and now im here again
>>6898831
i can lubricate that if you want
>>6898820
how far are you into transition? have you even started?
>>6898837
lil baby nim
>>6898837
*gently rocks u back to sleep*
>>6898836
man/dudes/broself
>>6898827
the more dick u suck the cuter the penis u have
>>6898830
wtf why
>>6898832
I took lewd pics for someone but they haven't been on in a while
similar feel?
>>6898819
Thanks bae
>>6898827
Start hormone blockers before puberty sets in.
>>6898836
cuck/cucks/cuckself
>>6898847
if i suck a cute penis like yours will mine get cute
>>6898853
non
>>6898854
if im cute will i be cute
>>6898840
I'm 6'7, with hair all over my body and a deep voice. I was able to grow a full beard when I was 14.
There is no hope me
Why is this guy so obsessed with isla's penis
>>6898837
how was your nap?
>>6898856
nej
I've never really understood why people cared so much about what gender they are. I can't ever think of a time in my life when I would care if I was a guy or a girl so what I'm wondering is
Why do you all care so much about gender?
Who /almond milk/ here?
>>6898859
Even with all of that there's still hope for something better than just ending it now.
lil baby nap
>tfw WIFI/router seams to be less well now. More errors. I'm gonna totally unplug it for an hour. See if that helps.
>>6898868
Those are divine...
>>6898868
I like chocolate almond milk but the normal kind is butt
>>6898868
it's delicious
but what the heck are kilojoules
>>6898872
lights out
>ywn be cis
Fuck maybe whoever is using the manface trip rn is right.
I already fucked up my goal for the week less than a day in. What's the fucking point of making goals? They're just gonna be another failure to ruminate on.
>>6898867
It's just a fixation that alienates you from yourself. This shouldn't be happening, I want this to stop. This isn't the way things should be.
lil baby pook
>>6898860
>>6898860
im obsessed with my penis.
>>6898867
i dont care much i just prefer to be a girl
>>6898872
tfw nobody to tuck me in for naps
>>6898873
Girls can't love girls though
>>6898868
Soy milk is better.
>>6898859
yeah that's pretty rough. but aren't you curious to see what hormones might do to you? even after like 6 months imagine having that smooth feminine skin, and some (mini) breasts of your own. you could take some time soon to shave all that hair off and see if you feel better. you have so many things to try, don't give up before trying them.
>>6898884
Higher calorie though
>>6898876
they're calories basically, just in different units
I hate my tongue
is that weird?
I'm scared I will be a bad kisser
>>6898810
Isla has a feminine penis :^)
Is there a way to cure genital dysphoria? It went away for a while, but it's back worse than ever...
I don't know how to like like this now.
>>6898894
she does~
>>6898893
we could practice kissing together :D
>I took lewd pics for someone but they haven't been on in a while
>similar feel?
eh
im really shocked.. it hurts me a lot more than i expected not seeing them again
>>6898867
they get more attention this way
and yeah soy milk is better
>>6898892
oh it's an australian unit of measure
go figure
>>6898900
Cut your balls off lol
>>6898840
Hah when you swallow the bullshit spend money on hormones and laser, come out to everyone and get 7 months into transition and still look like a man is that better? Because that's what I did. Anon is brave, she's just gonna exit now before she suffers more. I was too much of a pussy so I'm still here
>>6898869
Hugboxing.
>>6898868
It's p good
>>6898876
>what is a joule?
American education everyone. It's the energy required to lift approximately 1 kilogram by a height of one meter.
>>6898902
I'm trying to die as hard as I can it just won't work
>>6898891
Thats why I get the unsweetened soy milk.
>>6898896
Deliciousness.
ooga booga
>>6898907
I don't want this fucking dick. Fuck. I don't think I'll get covered for suporn, so I don't even know what to do now....
I just started the fucking semester too....
>>6898914
ooki pooki
>>6898914
drink my soymilk
>>6898899
I'm 6'4", which isn't quite as bad but still makes passing not likely, especially because I'm starting at a somewhat old age. Still, I feel better transitioning than I did before. You might as well see how you feel on hormones first. It's worth trying.
So um.........I just applied to be a porn star at kink.com
Wtf am I doing
>>6898921
Original almond poster here. But I'm not on e pills
>>6898914
pookie pookie needs a sleepie sleepie
>>6898922
ok I want mommies milk
IF U DONT STOP CALLING MY PENIS FEMININE AND CUTE I WILL GO PRO REAPER ON U
>>6898900
no.
It comes and goes.
>>6898904
I miss talking to the person :(
I want them to be online
>>6898908
i want someone to tuck me in and gimme gud nights sleep :c
>>6898911
ehh?
>>6898915
Aww sorry :c
>>6898925
are you sure theyll say yes
>>6898900
when are you feeling the dysphoria? like what situations? i was having genital dysphoria when using the restroom so i started sitting down when peeing and it helped a lot.
>>6898899
yeah i don't even know what you look like, but you just might feel better. by the sound of it you've spent your entire life being masculine, with hair and testosterone and what not. are you sure you don't want to experience femininity before you go?
>>6898909
you're still closer to a woman than you were before. maybe that's enough to keep her alive.
>>6898925
I am waiting warmly for a video of some guy spitting in your face and slapping you
>>6898909
>american education
it's an aus unit of measure tho
>>6898925
should have went to apply for a waitress at grooby tuesdays
>>6898929
mommy batter for pookie
>>6898931
feminine cute penis
>>6898937
very deep psycho analysis
>>6898927
Then it will feminize you......slowly......
>>6898932
Can't hurt to try
And nice year old pic of me :)
But everyone has seen those surgery photos
>>6898937
You're his first (You) this thread so yes.
>>6898944
i was just making sure
good luck )
>>6898921
I believe you.
>>6898931
I'm too poor to afford smack to OD on and I'm too much of a pussy to jump in front of a car or crash mine
Imagine if I ended up crippled
Cripple is a fate worse than death
>>6898916
Okay for serious I'm sorry I don't really know what you can do. Maybe wearing tight underwear so it's always in place?
>>6898945
Shit my bad. Fixed it.
>>6898952
that sucks. have you tried tucking?
*whoosh*
what was that?
>>6898961
That's the joke.
>>6898961
a bird
>leave gf for the night to head home and feed your cats
>you know you'll be back with her 14 hours later
>your chair already feels half empty and you're going to feel slightly sad and very alone for the rest of the night
>all you have to comfort you is solo ranked dota at a mediocre MMR
>>6898961
Dog running really fast
this is how i die
>>6898941
meif i had big boobs and was tan
>>6898953
Cripple stuff is horrible.
not being able to control walking or moving properly ughh
its horrible.
>>6898952
Orchie is an option
>>6898961
me using ult
>>6898961
how many miles
would you say, 10 million?
>>6898961
a piece of outdoor furniture because of the fucking 30m/s winds
>>6898968
Rest in piece
>>6898965
ok ty shakira
>>6898969
can you get a tan or do you just get burned?
>>6898956
I do that already. I just fucking want everything gone at this point. I'm starting to think that maybe in network SRS isn't that bad.
>>6898960
All day everyday.
>>6898968
This is how I do it.
>>6898969
The place that I've been trying to get it fine at since late July won't call me back ever.
Do any of you ladies like to top during sex or are you all exclusively bottoms?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11221012
http://www.strawpoll.me/11221012http://www.strawpoll.me/11221012.
http://http://www.strawpoll.me/11221012/11221012..
http://www.strawpoll.me/11221012
http://www.strawpoll.me/11221012http://www.strawpoll.me/11221012.
http://http://www.strawpoll.me/11221012/11221012..
http://www.strawpoll.me/11221012
http://www.strawpoll.me/11221012http://www.strawpoll.me/11221012.
http://http://www.strawpoll.me/11221012/11221012..
*rustle*
there it is again
its real boring in here
every1 post butte
>>6898977
if you like steven universe wouldnt it best if you killed yourself anyway
>>6898979
Get out chaser scum
>>6898979
fag
>>6898979
topping guys is gross desu
>>6898983
you first
>>6898981
>no boy with boobs option
>>6898979
i don't even sex
>>6898979
exclusively bottom. the thought of using my penis for penetrative sex makes me fucking sick. i don't even have that much genital dysphoria lol, but yeah it's pretty repulsive to think about doing that.
also once i start hrt it'll probably be hard to get a boner
>>6898983
>>6898983
ugh
I tried to take a picture of my tongue to show how bad it is, but it's so bad I don't even wanna post it
my mouth in general is really bad
k i l l m e
>>6898979
I'm a 30 year old virgin, but in principle I'm okay with either role.
>>6898985
Relax, its just a good noose pic that's on my phone.
>>6898999
I'm betting this is a body dysmorphic issue and not that your tongue actually has problems.
>>6898999
nigga no one is going to care about your tongue it's just a normal tongue
>>6898996
quality bart there
fucking käptschas
i just had to type 'straßenbahnhof', but it was so tiny
>>6899009
I usually just mash the keyboard and hope for the best
>>6898999
maybe let me use my tongue to explore
that way i don't need to look with my eyes
>>6899006
you have a girl butte
>>6899003
>>6899001
if youre 30 and a tranny doesnt that mean its already too late?
>>6899017
she could try tapping into the mommy chaser market
>>6899019
mommy <3
https://www.strawpoll.me/11221052
https://www.strawpoll.me/11221052
https://www.strawpoll.me/11221052
https://www.strawpoll.me/11221052
>>6899021
kekkles, a pencil skirt i mean
if you reply to this post ill break into your house and tuck you in
>>6899022
you're a disappointment to this family.
>>6899024
>tfw turning 25 in a few days
t-thanks for reminding me
i'm gonna be a real mommy
>>6899027
pls
>>6898976
my arms can get tans
i know that
also this is more like me https://a.pomf.cat/vawmps.png
>>6898979
it depends very much on who it is
>>6898977
oh well
:(
good luck on trying to get it to happen
>>6898999
i hate my tongue
>>6899027
bring the tucking tape please
>>6899027
Do it
>>6899033
ahhhh your jammies are so qt
Why are you reading this and not having sex right now?
>>6899027
please do ;w;
suck my tongue
>>6899032
oh i know that, silly
i've seen plenty of your butt to make an accurate assessment
>>6899033
i would actually play reaper if that were a skin
>>6899039
because sex scares me and getting close to people scares me
>>6899042
succ
>>6899045
gay
>>6899024
Give it 5 years and a few months. I'll be there.
>>6899027
Sure, but pls look at this pic
>>6899033
Pls put me down ;-;
>>6899039
I'm grodie AF senpai.
>>6899019
i just thought trannies starting turning into their men bodies after 30
>>6899029
if that picture thats supposed to be you is actually you i dont think you have much hope of passing matey
>>6899046
u know it ;)
>>6899017
Too late for what?
>>6899033
tfw isla's tongue is better then yours
>>6899012
I don't think you would want to
be honest
would any of you want to kiss someone with a tongue like this?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11221091
>>6899033
looks like the perfect place to put my cock
>>6899039
Cheska's napping and I'm 3d modeling :\
>>6899051
I want to delete this so bad now
>>6899051
yes
our tongues could cuddle
>>6899043
o-oh
>>6899051
We can barely even see what your tongue looks like in that picture, too blurry. Anyways I don't see why it would be a problem.
why
>>6899057
I'm really jealous of you desu
you have a nice looking mouth
>>6899053
>Cheska's napping
draw a dick on her for me
tell her it was me
>>6899051
I am going to kiss your tongue and it is going to be very gay
>>6899043
no reaper is mine
>>6899038
these aren't jammies
just normal shirt i wear sometimes :3
i luv this shirt tho
>>6899047
No pleb.
I witnessed death today.
Not ready to see that again in this lifetime
>>6899051
idk my tongue is weird
not a fan of my like anything
>>6899052
but ur not brit Faye
or the select few id let that happen with
>>6899062
holy shit
>>6899053
hi sophie
day going well?
>>6899059
that's another reason why I didn't want to post one
>>6899053
What are you making in 3d?
>>6899051
why do you look so identical to velma
>>6899050
to get laid/pass
either one
>>6899066
seems super comfy :3
>>6899068
you have a blurry tongue?
>>6899065
and very bad
>>6899058
i wouldn't mind seeing more of it either
>>6899066
fine you can have your edgy character gosh
>>6899063
thank you
unfortunately everything goes downhill when you look above/below the mouth
>>6899073
Mines pixelated
>>6899081
tongues are important in kissing
and mine is so awkward
>>6899066
Tfw nobody on 4chan lusts for you
>>6899078
i should start messing around with that stuff, i wanna go into animation
im okay
got wait until tomorrow for food though xS
>>6899071
It was always too late for me to pass even when I was 15, I'm just too damn tall. As far as getting laid goes, I don't know, I'm not really interested in that anytime soon, I'd be too dysphoric getting physically close to anyone as I am right now (facial hair mainly; damn it laser is slow), so it doesn't really matter at this point.
>>6899085
your tongue is normal and good for kissing
>>6899089
animation is cool but id never wanna do 3d animation, its horrid. 2d perhaps...
check out blender if you wanna get into it, its free and the community is massive and helpful
>>6899085
tongues in general are just plain weird
>>6899079
I still don't get what you think is wrong about your tongue?
>>6899087
post a picture then dummy
I want a kiwi mommy gf.
>>6899076
bully!!!
>>6899079
you look exactly like the poster velma-chan though
>>6899091
looking forward to reading about your suicide
>>6899092
how do you know you don't want me to fug you if you don't know what i look like?
>>6899078
>i can't draw such a vile thing on such a cute and sleepy lil human bean
I'll handle the backlash, she'll understand
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
>>6899098
yeah im going to focus on hand-drawn i just have to hone my drawing skills a bit
it just seems like 3d is the way the industry is moving unfortunately
also ahhhh you're so pretty!
eyeliner game is on point
Has anyone else been effected by the estrogen shortage? they had me on 10mg/ml but now thats gone too.
>>6899092
whatever you say, just turn down that loud music and don't forget to come down for dinner
>>6899101
can you knot
>>6899102
i'm not a bully
your butt is just really cute
>>6899098
aw you're cute. you and cheska are transgfs?
>>6899103
I'm not suicidal though? I like being alive, my life isn't bad even though I wish certain things are different.
>>6899101
i have 1
u can't have her
>>6899111
>w<
>>6899107
you got any puppets or do you just use action figures and stuff?
>>6899103
that might be because we are the same person
>>6899109
You don't need to use tongue when you kiss you know. (Even though I'm sure yours is fine for Frenching.)
>>6899109
sure it is
little licks are just as good as tongue diving
>>6899115
i haven't messed around with it since i was a child, but i used to use clay/action figures/whatever objects i could find
>>6899106
I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY
its just a social experiment
>>6899107
stop motion is coolio, I'm working with opentoonz atm, tryna figure that mess out. the school has us animate in maya primarily cause the industry wants 3d animatorssss
>>6899108
that it is! there's still an ok amount of 2d though! also thanks!
>>6899112
no just boys, ty dough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThwSWIXhiRw
I am actually listening to a7x tho lul
>>6899124
they do tell lies
but i mean some peoples are serious
>friend i've known for years since around when they started hrt says they're detransitioning
>apparently serious
so how much of a completely awful person am i going to be if i cut ties over this ;-;
im pookies little sister
>>6899132
then ur underage
>tfw your new ID looks fucking terrible
I should have probably dealer with no ID so I could have a better pic..
Fuck it, barely anyone ever sees it.
Fuck I need so much fucking surgery. FFS, SRS, possible orchi asap. Fuck me.
I wish I could sign off and have the shit like all at once and have terrible pain, but at least I'd be fine right?
>>6899066
Sorry senpai.
>>6899116
N-NANI?
i had no idea
>>6899124
>$102,000
God damn, it would take half of that, really. All my loans and bills would be paid off and I'd stop working for a few years while school and HRT.
Maybe money can't buy happiness but it can make shit easier.
>attempt to repair something
>break it more
Fuck life
>>6899113
any way we can fix that? or...
>>6899131
Were they mtf or ftm? Are they cute as their original sex? Instead of cutting them off why not date them? Or just keep being friends, why not, they may need friends.
>>6899134
yours is better than mine by tons
id that is.
you actually look girly.
Its okay, was a fiery explosive mess
Didn't think I would see it.
>>6899139
This pains me on an emotional level ;__;
>>6899131
that is p awful
idk
up to you pham
>>6899136
like touching tips of the tongue, instead of full-on everything-hits-everything making out
>>6899135
I thought people would notice we have the same tripcode
and I sometimes reply to a conversation between snicker and someone else as velma when I go on my phone
oh well
>>6899134
you look like a boy in high school auditioning for a girl's part in a play
>>6899139
iktf
i don't really know how to fix anything
and i'm a clutz ontop of that
bad feels
>>6899148
oh
I-I guess
I'm not an expert
>>6899142
Nope, I'm not going to kill myself, at worst I'll continue dying on the inside but keep going physically.
>>6899110
no I take pills
>>6899126
can i be you and cheska's 3rd bf
>>6899155
when the time comes just >pic related
all that really matters is the feelings involved, whether your tongue is big or small is entirely unimportant
>tfw u get home after a really long day and wanna chat with ur gf but she's asleep
;-;
>>6899162
I don't want to ruin it for the other person tho by being a bad kisser
>>6899165
hey how was clubbing
>>6899146
i think ill mess around with it tomorrow ^^
>>6899153
It's annoying because I know what I need to do but I just suck at it and don't have the best tools. I can't desolder things without busting up the traces and pads and now my Sega genesis is more broked :(
>>6899131
Why cut ties?
>>6899139
>tfw this applies to me trying to fix my life
is it normal for ur butt to tingle?
>Befriend a +40 year old hon with a lifetime of hard physical labor, two kids and a strained marriage because gatekeeping worshipping NB's scolded her on Facebook and tell her self-medicating is bad despite how much better it would work out for her
>Get to see all the posts she makes now because we're friends
>"Sissy" dating websites
>Posts very sexual outfits and talks about wanting to wear them and "Crossdressing caption" images like this
Damn, can I pick'em
>>6899172
>tfw will never play sega genesis with elanna
>>6899177
sometimes
>>6899169
uhm it was kind of a lame night, the bartenders sucked, i dropped my phone and broke it, and i got really drunk and cut the line for the bathroom and a girl confronted me about it but i just stared at her like she was retarded and said nothing until she walked away
>>6899149
lol sorry
im not very observant to this place
it was fun playing overwatch with you
hehe xd
>>6899156
what a damn shame
>>6899159
sorry, we already filled that position with this cute lil bastard
>>6899171
yesh yesh do it!
>>6899181
>tfw will never play sega genesis with kiwi
>tfw will never play sega genesis again at all
>>6899182
that sounds like a p bad time
sorry to hear that
>>6899168
pretty hard to be a bad kisser unless you're
>slobbering spit all over the other person's face
>shoving your tongue directly into their mouth like you're an anteater probing an insect mound for food
>doing literally nothing at all
practically anything else is alright, and then you just act in rhythm with the other person
you gotta FEEL it
>>6899187
is that zoboomafoo?
>>6899187
that animal has noodle fur
>>6899187
just for curiosities sake how long have you been on mones
>>6899180
Pics like that are funny
do fetishists not realize you're not gonna be hot and sexual like that forever
and there will come a day when you're just a gramma
>>6899188
no trust me
my
face is
really really really bad in the image
I literally cannot bring myself to share it because i would rather die
>>6899182
is ur phone ok
>>6899196
A hot and sexual grandma?
>>6899196
w-we're not gonna be hot forever?
>>6899201
oh wow i would've thought much longer
how's the transition process been for you?
>>6899192
>tfw your gf doesn't know a sloth from a lemur
Good kissing advice though, and even better kisses
>>6899188
im a nice guy
reformed poster
>>6899187
what a qt
>>6899200
Nope
A grandma that says "I'm 70 and ready to die at any time" grandma
I was actually talking to a customer I really liked today and she was like that like
we got on the topic of our bad eating habits and she's just like YOLO IMMA DIE ANYWAY I MADE IT 70 YEARS I DONT CARE WHEN IT HAPPENS
and I just laughed and was like this old lady is chill as heck
>>6899205
>>6899202
Duh
>>6899205
omg don't copy me
>>6899211
omg don't copy me
>>6899205
Will mommy buy me a desoldering station too?
>>6899180
that was me thanks a lot I'm deleting you now
omg don't copy me
>>6899201
it's not a sloth
YOU'RE A SLOTH
>>6899207
i'm going to bully you with profuse makeouts for this impropriety
>>6899214
idk ask your mommy not me
>>6899218
omg don't copy me
whats the easiest way to kill myself i don't have money to buy helium
>>6899196
I don't think they do.
Plus fetishists think they'll be hot and sexual in the first place.
Oh well, at least the person I befriended is already "crossdressing" on a daily basis and living her life. So I don't think the "not being hot" thing is going to stop her.
>>6899216
Despite how easy it is to get here, I've never met anyone who has come here. Most people laugh nervously at the mention of 4chan waiting for a punchline if they know about it at all.
>>6899206
its been interesting, passing wise has been pretty easy but a lot of other shit was less so. smooth all in all I guess
>>6899207
please teach bexe the difference, this is important to me
>>6899208
He really is, he was a birthday present from cheska and I treasure him dearly. So qt and so calm and patient. I can cuddle him and remember how serene and slow and deliberate sloths are and I feel less stressed and stuff
>>6899220
yeah well
i'll take that as a compliment so hah, foiled
>>6899222
they say living is the best way to guarantee death
>>6899221
Oh.
Ok.
Nvm then.
I'll see myself out.
>>6899222
Old age is pretty low effort
>>6899222
Find a cinderblock
Find a rope
Find something deep enough to drown in
Tie rope around cinderblock and theother end around your leg
Swim out with cinderblock until you drop it
$0.00
Might take a few hours to scout out materials and location though
>>6899226
>>6899227
Damn, that's way easier and more passive than my idea. Just do this.
>>6899224
you fucking sloth
it'll take you like 7 months just to type the chat message to her
>>6899224
Are you more of a pervert or less of a pervert after transition and stuff?
butt stuff
>>6899227
/patpat
i still like you elanna
i'm just pookie's mommy
>>6899234
Like pics or play or poop? That's lots of stuff, perv.
>>6899223
>I don't think they do.
>Plus fetishists think they'll be hot and sexual in the first place.
kek
yeah no like
they need a hard dose of reality
and like to spend a day with a cis woman
>>6899234
i want butt stuff
>>6899224
i meant you
the sloth is pretty ugly
>>6899238
>My one weakness!
you literally have additional weaknesses, and i know you know i know it
i won't speak further so as to save you from anon attacks
>>6899245
yeah i bet it's hard to type with your literal sloth tier metabolism too
i zoned out and drooled on my keyboard
why do i produce so much saliva?
>>6899257
it is but its better than nothing
better under influence too
>>6899260
i wanna be under influence
>>6899145
mtf
no but they're ridic cute as a girl
we already tried that lol and i'm taken now anyway
yeah probably they will but i don't think i'm going to be a very good friend
>>6899145
i'm pretty sure i'm going to be a terrible friend if i didn't and do a very poor job at pretending to take this seriously
like i called them their old name and involuntarily broke down laughing right after, not to mention instinctively feeling like i'm being a misgendering piece of shit from doing so
>>6899174
i'm trying to provide counsel but ultimately they're going to make their own decisions, and if they decide to do that i'm just not going to be able to handle that shit
they're only detransitioning because they think they don't deserve to be a girl or some shit like that
if they were doing it for a good reason it would be different, but i wouldn't be friends with somebody who is male, cis, and under 30 anyway =P
>>6899262
you can do it u know
well
u probably dont have the money do u
uhh
hmm
if i take a lot of pills so Im really unaware and relaxed would it make drowning myself painless
it seems like a good way to make it look like an accident
>>6899236
>tfw no kiwi mom
I'll just make my own mom. With beer. And hookers.
>>6899267
only if keewee let me =w=
>>6899269
ill be your mom if you feed me mones
the pook avenger
>>6899275
wtf
>>6899276
no treaddo on my breaddo
>>6899251
>tfw your gf knows more of your weaknesses than you do of hers
I appreciate your discretion, but I definitely need to catch up
>>6899279
what if I do
hi im sad and need more people to talk to please help
>>6899265
uhh first reply is wrong but
yeah i kinda feel you on that
just a tiny bit
about the misgendering part
>>6899271
k just buy kratom or something
i use it to help me get over my opiate addiction as well as relieve pain
it works well on those
most of my opiate craving is gone
though you can get high on it i dont particularly like the high
>>6899281
you'll have violated the nap
>>6899283
hi do you wanna talk to me
>>6899283
why would you talk to people when you can do butt stuff
>>6899285
what's the nap
>>6899242
Maybe that's it. Just some time with women as a woman to desexualize being female in their mind and see if they still want this as much.
One of my early transitioning friends said that one of the questions she got asked that helped her decide to transition was a hypothetical question: if you were on a deserted island with everything you needed but had zero chance of ever interacting with another human again, would you still do it? I feel that might weed out my new Facebook friend.
At the same time though, I feel guilt for judging someone. I understood I wanted to be female most of my adolescence, chickened out and didn't do shit again until I was 25. What if I was born 20 years ago and life was less merciful? (I doubt I would have married but...) And there is a bit of entanglement between sexuality and gender, of course; because the former depends on the latter, so I can't accuse anyone just based on the fact they seem very sexual. Maybe that's just a larger part of their identity?
>>6899273
Sure so long as you find a daddy to give me cummies
>>6899290
pooki wooki
wooki pooki
This place is too depressing for me now
>>6899283
o sorry thanks
and yeah :/ i mean especially if they're doing it out of some desire to repress and not because they think they might actually be cis, cause that means i basically am misgendering them and just taking part in some mental flagellation exercise and i don't feel comfortable with that
>>6899143
mtf
no but they're ridic cute as a girl
we already tried that lol and i'm taken now anyway
yeah probably they will but i don't think i'm going to be a very good friend
>>6899245
What program do you 3dmodel in?
>Tfw Sass used to model and render arch stuff in 3dmax and vray to give arch firm a competitive edge and got pidgeonholed as a renderbitch and never progressed in her architecture career.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6899300
i'm meeting up with a victim of abuse and playing vidya with her and making her smile and feeding her dumplings and pizza on Friday tho
>>6899297
does pookie need a huggie-wuggle?
>>6899253
literally do whatever that isn't the greentexted points and limits itself to neck and higher (lips, tongues, necks, cheeks, and ears) and it's all good
so much of it is about ~feeling~ that it's hard to communicate rules about "doing", whereas communicating "don't"s is easy because it's just gross extremes
>>6899278
sophie it's ok to be slow, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to disparage your rate of decision-making or reaction time
all sloths are created equal
>>6899280
yeah you better catch up, you really need to improve your makeout skills tomorrow by making out with me as much as possible for the next 24 hours
i am of course speaking purely out of concern for your social well-being... and given that i am a doctor of lip science it just so happens that i shall be your test subject, but it's purely out of scientific necessity
>>6899291
>Just some time with women as a woman to desexualize being female in their mind and see if they still want this as much.
Yep. When you're isolated and on the internet all the time it's easy to forget reality.
>if you were on a deserted island with everything you needed but had zero chance of ever interacting with another human again, would you still do it? I feel that might weed out my new Facebook friend.
It really could, I know that helped me.
>At the same time though, I feel guilt for judging someone.
It's not pleasant, but sometimes it's necessary.
>so I can't accuse anyone just based on the fact they seem very sexual
Don't go around accusing them but if you want you can ask some questions to sort of feel out what's going on in their head.
Yes, they did come from a different generation and background and probably has a different mindset as a result
But still it's important to be like
Hey
you're a girl
not a sextoy
>>6899310
yes ;;
>>6899309
Me?
>>6899309
is she moving with you or just meeting
>>6899314
hugg pook
i think i should go to a mental hospital because I keep thinking of ways to kill myself but im afraid theyll take away my hormones (informed consent)
is there a way to find one that wont take them and will preferably let me go on the internet
>>6899317
thank u nimmy poo
>>6899311
I dunno
there are obviously do's and don't that contribute to what is widely considered a good kisser
I know the don'ts but what about the do's
>>6899318
Nothing will happen if you don't hormone for a month ffs.
>>6899318
hide them in your sock
>>6899322
being a good kisser is half matching the rhythm of the other person and half introducing ways to into the other person's mouth/neck/face/body/etc
literally just kiss and lick whatever you want as the passion dictates
lick and kiss their neck and body and hips and legs and arms and hands and forehead and nose and feet and anything you feel like if you want
>>6899302
ouch ._.
>>6899306
well drawing can be nice
and im gonna be impatient about getting back on hormones
uhh
im really sad
i want to talk to this person
the haven't been online in a day
and im worried
plus i saw
a death happen
irl and i can't feel right
>>6899318
none will let you go on the internet.
Unless its a private one and you have rich parents.
>>6899327
how do I know they'll only keep me for a month
>>6899318
Make it a precondition of checking yourself in that you get to take your hormones. CFH did that.
>>6899332
i have a rich aunt like how much money is it
>>6899332
is it smiles
did you end up making that appointment with the therapist
>>6899311
It's sweet how much you care, I'm glad I have you around to make sure I'm a competent kisser
Wouldn't I be your subject, doctor?
So I frequently would forget if I just took my pill or not because I tend to take it while I'm doing something else. A pill I take twice a day. For a while I considered moving the bottle from one side of my desk to the other after I took them, kind of like ingredients when baking.
Then I realized the bottle has two stable states: I could place it upside down as well as right side up.
So now the bottle is in the state of when I last took the pills: right side up is "I last took this in the AM" and upside down is "I last took this in the PM". I can remember which state is which because upside down is like the sun is going down and right-side up is the sun is going up.
The only trick was becoming sensitive to the state the bottle is in and always placing it back down in its correct position, whether it's new or not. But that just becomes part of the ritual of taking the pill.
Sharing incase anyone else is losing their mind in their 20's.
>>6899305
maya primarily!
>>6899311
r u d e
>>6899323
yeh okie sure thing
>>6899334
how do I do this
>>6899342
Or you could buy a pill organizer.
>>6899333
Czech'd
If you're in for more than a month, hormones are the least of your worries..
But seriously i think that if you check yourself in, you can check yourself out.
>>6899342
>Ocd the liveaction movie
>>6899332
>none will let you go on the internet.
kato is in the mental ward and talking in discord so this is not always tru
>>6899349
>Buying things
>Spending time putting pills in little plastic cubbies
Nah, that ain't me.
>>6899306
These daddies do :)
>>6899341
i was of course speaking hypothetically
i am after all a doctor of Science, and as such i shall confer the scientific method of repeated testing upon you to derive an average test result, and to further confer additional testing to adhere the result to the highest possible factors of statistical rigour...
>>6899343
being slow doesn't mean you're any less of a human bean
>>6899343
Awesome! You're gonna be a real deal animator then!
Rendering time is awesome sloth time tho.
>>6899357
yeah you were p. awkward
>>6899343
>>6899354
>Unless its a private one and you have rich parents.
>>6899337
Thousand and thousands a month.
Like a lot of money.
Normally you have to stick to a schedule though, they make you do shit.
>>6899340
Smiles has been in psychiatric place for like 4-5 days or something.
Its not her.
It is someone else.
Someone that I can rely on to not lie to me.
I've been friends since April this year but like
it was difficult to stay friends because my life went weird
then we started talking recently and we are super close
but just
im scared that they stopped liking me cuz of all my suicide talk.
>>6899354
>Unless its a private one and you have rich parents
which is what Kato says she has.
>>6899358
>tfw you ask your daddie to nut in ya lil boigucci
>>6899358
Was the interview today? Did you kill it? Was the pantsuit awesome ;)?
>>6899358
but doesn't a mommy and daddy that tucks you in at night and gives you headpats sound better
>>6899369
if you're super close they probably woudn't stop talking to you like that
don't worry too much about it
>>6899370
You da best perv, girl <3 <3 <3
would they at least let me bring an ereader to a hospital
ive been in one before and it was the worst month of my life so im. not willing to go if i have nothing to do would probably just make it worse
>>6899373
No, I want a daddy that makes me walk with a limp
>>6899372
Nailed it with pantsuit power :D
>>6899370
Saaaame
>>6899342
I just use 3 pill cases like this with AM and PM slots. I have 6 times a day when I have to take pills. Pre breakfast, breakfast, lunch, dinner, evening, and bed time. Life gets fun when you have pills that have to be taken 4+ hours away from other pills you have to take.
>>6899369
what's smiles doing in there
if they're real friends they'll listen to you
>>6899385
Jesus, just kill me at that point. Glad it's working out for you.
kinda piggybacking off this hospital discussion
when is it appropriate to check into one?
like how do i know if i need to?
>>6899386
they were going to return her to her family, but she said that she'd kill herself. i think she's in a psyche ward for a week or something.
>>6899381
please respond
>>6899378
>tfw my daddy gives me cummy wummies in my tummy
>>6899384
>tfw my daddy's daddy uses me like his soggy burrito
>>6899384
so ive been thinking and i think i might be better suited for daddy
it just uh, seems like a better fit
>>6899367
I-I was?
>>6899348
Don't know. Negotiate it with the psych hospital. Make it known that not being on hormones makes you worse off.
>>6899381
probably best to just call the hospital and ask them about this stuff
i see no reason for them to deny you hormones or an ereader
>>6899384
Congrats! Awesome! I'd take u out drinking or to go cock sucking to celebrate and stuff!
>>6899379
its fine just didn't read it properly.
>>6899381
You would have to bring actual books.
Mine allowed no electronics.
Well the 3 I've been to.
>>6899376
still i can't help but panic
she is my best friend
her and emma
nobody is a nicer friend to me
gah
im one of the most paranoid fuckers
>>6899386
CPS or whatever it is in straya, they were going to send her back to her father so I recommend she try to do anything she feels she may need to do, include act and talk about being suicidal. Even take drastic action if she needed to.
also
she is a real friend
she may just be busy
>>6899391
She will be there anywhere between a week and 3 months.
Psych hospitals are a scary concept, but as long as you don't look anyone in the eye it isn't horrible.
>>6899391
oh that sucks
i made a really good healthy sandwich and i'm happy now
i wish i could make sammies for someone else other than me though
>>6899395
Butt cummies are nice too
>>6899408
ill have one if theres no meat
>completely closeted
>brother tells me to shove a banana up my arse
>"a banana isn't firm enough, dickhead, it would just smush in your hands"
>they give me funny looks
>>6899410
it's grilled eggplant, feta cheese, garlic powder, mayo, red lettuce and tomato on lightly toasted rye bread
>>6899359
sorry it took me a while to respond, i fell out of my tree..uh chair and had to climb back up
>>6899364
no i hate 3d animation with a fiery passion, some people will be animators in my class but I want nothing to do with it
>>6899395
imma use you like my soggy cheesy gordita crunch
>>6899398
i cant imagine you dontk now that youre a pretty awkward girl
>>6899408
Is avocado involved?
>>6899395
>tfw no sloppy bean burrito in my yaoihole
>>6899396
You?
A daddy?
Don't make me laugh
>>6899401
Shots shots shots shots
>>6899414
>cheese and mayo
sorry
>>6899415
So what are you studying to be?
>>6899103
it would be neat if hurricanes would magically not effect black people
>>6899390
Yeah, it sucks. My levothyroxine can't be taken within 4 hours of anything that contain calcium, magnesium, or iron. I noticed my bed time pills don't work if taken close to my statin pill. A number of my vitamin pills contain calcium carbonate fillers. My buspirone can't be taken within a few hours of my night time pills because they chemically negate each other in the stomach. It gets fun figuring out a pill taking schedule.
HI
>>6899421
I CAN TOO BE A DADDY!!!
I CAN I CAN I CAN!!!!!
>>6899426
a failure
>>6899421
Shots! shots! shots!
Blackout! Blackout!
>>6899404
mm i hope things work out for her
>>6899433
hi beep.
>>6899416
but what exactly did I do that was awkward
I mean, ok yeah...I am probably awkward
but I don't know how to stop
>>6899438
shotas! shotas! shotas!
>>6899438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTMKvfA8U9k
>>6899434
Sorry
Girls can't be daddies
You can be a bomb ass mommy though
>>6899438
WhooooOOOOOOoo
i feel like i cant trust my own judgment but i don't have anyone else to help
Good evening, mtfg.
How's everyone doing tonight?
>>6899449
And hello, hello Elanna.
>>6899451
yeah introspection is hard. i'll listen to you if you want?
>>6899408
i wanna sammy
>>6899455
i dunno what you mean, they already do, we can make them look like this though if you want
>>6899463
when you come to visit in october i wanna make you everything i know how to make
>>6899435
>Tfw Sass gets Sass'd by Sophie.
>Studying for failure
Architect then? :P
>>6899465
Why so shitty, Isla?
>>6899464
oh hey thats what it looked like last night except that private show dude wanted my glasses off
>>6899459
Suppu anonnu
>>6899449
I CANT CHANGE THE FACT THAT IM A BOY ITS HOPELESS
https://clyp.it/gwgowuwh
>>6899466
>tfw you self insert as the hand
kiwi
wiki
hmmmm
>>6899476
You sound alright, a bit boyish, but not like a boy.
>>6899475
Nothing much how are you doing.
>>6899465
what happens when she gets out
>>6899468
naww, game art. environments, hard surface modeling, texturing.
>>6899474
well you are real qt when your glasses are off and you got them big ol puppy dog eyes
>>6899475
i keep thinking about tryin a kurisu cosplay at some point, imma definitely hit you up if i need reference images. your kurisu collection must be incomprehensibly large
>>6899485
a kiwi a day keeps the pooki wooki
>>6899485
really makes you think
>>6899470
>gonna take 2 months or so to get back on hrt
>friend hasn't been online
>other friend is super depressed and suicidal
>I witnessed a car fire an explosion today
>my mom is passive aggressive towards me
>i couldn't get my passport
just
today has gone
really really fucking badly
>>6899482
She is going to likely act suicidal and such until she has a place to go that isn't fathers house.
I am not sure however and cannot speak for her.
it's mommy makeout day
i like it when i post something and pooki replies wtf
>>6899498
wow
>>6899446
>Revealing personal shit that gets used against you on 4chan
I guess I had it coming to me
LMAO! I hope u get explosive diarrhea for being an asshole still.
>>6899448
:( Vid not available in my country
>>6899449
WoooooOOOoooOooo
>>6899455
Buttnutt is cute but not as cute as buttcummies.
>>6899483
Oooooh that sounds awesome, tho.
>>6899503
wtf i just posted shotas as a joke what did I do
>>6899497
Ouch... Ouch.
I feel sympathetic towards your friend though, primarily because some of the unwanted stress I've gotten from my household has put me in a bad frame of mind from time-to-time. I hope she comes out alright.
And I'm sorry to hear you have had a bad day, hopefully it gets better.
And if you want to talk to anybody, I'm always available.
>>6899498
When you're kewl dude you could be Drakeposter, but when you're angry dude you could be Drakeposter!
That's awesome.
pookie - k = pooie
pooie + p = poopie
pookie - p = ookie
ookie + k = kookie
????
>>6899517
wtf
>>6899483
It's only like 150 images, I repost a lot of them ;-;
Good luck though! I kinda want to try a kurisu cosplay at some point too.
>>6899481
I'm kinda glum, been trying to recap some electronics but I broke stuff more ;-; hbu?
>>6899476
You really don't sound that bad, you don't really sound like a boy. You still have the trans voice but that gets better the more you practice.
>>6899483
how was i supposed to protect my eyes from the cummies you had saved up for days?
>>6899503
i like chestnutts
>>6899519
pookie - k = pooie
pooie + p = poopie
pookie - p = ookie
ookie + k = kookie
????
>>6899510
its just
i don't want to have to quit hormones but i kinda need to.
i just want to leave the us already
i want to get high and guh
>>6899520
NO ITS HOPELESS IM GONNA CURL UP IN A BALL AND DIE
ty tho
>>6899524
wtf
>>6899515
really makes me drink
>>6899532
really makes you faggot
>>6899520
Well you know where to reach me if you ever want to chat, of course. What kind of electronics stuff are you trying to recap? And pfft, baka.
I've been playing video games with friends most of the day, honestly. Looking forward to sitting behind a counter and watching 6 more hours of anime tomorrow. Gonna be gud.
>>6899531
i didn't even read that post im sorry
>>6899538
sounds scary good luck
>>6899500
mommy makeout with me
>>6899545
smooki 4 pooki
>>6899545
smoochie for pookie
>>6899528
You don't have permission to curl up in a ball and die yet.
You can do that after you transition nim.
>>6899534
Yeah for sure, I've been pretty busy so I haven't been online though, job interviews n stuff ;-;
I'm trying to fix an RGB issue with my Sega genesis. I messed up some of the traces when desoldering some capacitors though
You get to watch anime on shift?
Jelly
>>6899533
dont say these things :'(
pooki is a communist
>>6899553
but its more efficient if i do it now
>>6899557
pooki is going to purg mtfg to the gulag
>>6899563
wtf is gulag
isn't that like a soup stew thing
>>6899536
sorry i really wanted you to cum on my face last night
>>6899538
Make sure she grabs all her papers like birth certificate, etc.. Possibly collect them up before hand.
>>6899565
forced labor camps in the ussr
>>6899570
no i think gulag is the soup
the labor camps were called clam chowders
>>6899570
oh ok
>>6899557
>>6899556
*hugg love and cuddle beepp*
>>6899561
Efficiency is not the goal here
>>6899575
why is green man sad?
cant sleep. help
>>6899567
well I hope you were ok with hair and up your nose too...sorry
>>6899580
about 2/3 of a year. this is my 7th year of college :c
>>6899582
Tylenol PM!
>>6899573
>tfw Siberian clam chowder
>>6899579
you bullied green man to suicide
>>6899580
alt + 3
>>6899583
I finished mine in 8 plus 2 for thesis :3! LMAO
>>6899576
oh
can i at least curl up in the fetal position and stare at the wall
people like nim belong on a cross
thanks to the people here who tolerate me even if i act stupid or annoying
>>6899606
they say that in fallout
people like kiwi belong on a cross
>>6899609
love u isla
>>6899609
yer cool
plus i relate to a lot of the problems you have to deal with
>>6899606
is that good because im like jesus or bad because i should be crucified
>>6899614
im gonna legally change my name to kiwi
i want a nim to hold and snuggle
>>6899603
Yes, so long as tomorrow you get up and keep pressing forward
>>6899630
you wanna snuggle with a man?
wtf
>>6899636
nim im pretty sure you're a girl
>>6899629
im gonna legally change my name to d.va
why won't my mom call me d.va irl
like wtf respect my name change
a coworker was like 'its pretty obvious what youre doing what do you want me to call you?' and im just thinking?? what the fuck else do i have to do?? ive got make up on, ive got tits, i talk like a fag..wtf??? confirmed no passer
>>6899641
based fucking coworker
I'm in love with nim!
>>6899635
but i can't swim that far
people like pookie belong in my bed
>>6899634
eh don't worry about people calling you an attention whore
just post whatever you want
they seem like genuine posts
i hope you eventually get to a point where you no longer feel so sad all the time
>>6899649
me and kiwi are going to file a YUGE insurance claim and just tie some concrete to your legs so you can get there faster
Why do cheska and sophie come into the thread to flirt with each other when they're sitting 2 feet from each other?
spend less time shitposting and more time learning 2 girl
>>6899665
hugg grace
>>6899665
i can't im addicted
>>6899662
its fun
>>6899666
i'm not gonna do that mr. devil trips
now tell me do i belong on a cross or at the bottom of a river?
>>6899668
elanna i want to cuddle with someone but no one will
>>6899672
both honestly
>>6899668
but i don't have time
i get more manly everyday
>>6899677
wew thanks jerk
>>6899653
I worry tons about it
i really really can't help it :(
>>6899682
isla im really sad
>>6899681
id post a cute doggo to make you happy with me again but image limit and all
>>6899682
bad feel
>>6899686
I'm really sad too anon.
>>6899690
i like quid
>>6899687
no, you want me dead
i see how it is now
never again
>>6899692
can we cuddle we have a lot in common
Hi im cis!
>>6899693
i don't know anything about fashion
>>6899697
really makes me sad :(
>>6899662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FNiOmSyv3k
>>6899703
filtered, deleted on battlenet
>>6899699
hi im nim
>>6899682
yeah i get it
even stupid troll-level insults stick with me sometimes, and makes any positive remark seem meaningless.
just try to keep in mind that there are tons of people who think positively about you.
>>6899701
its easy to pick up
just look at cis girls you wanna look like
pay attention to what they wear
look at similar stuff
branch out
>>6899700
i did that but then she broke up with me after a few months and we never cuddled
>>6899709
but im a shut in
>>6899705
wait, no
>>6899712
me too
>>6899710
You're supposed to cuddle first and relationship next
>>6899718
yeah but chara is a gay fag
>>6899712
Lookbook....
>>6899712
internet
seriously like
my sister
my cister
gets a lot of her shit from pinterest
>>6899656
where do I belong then
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
>tfw repression beard is coming back in
>>6899729
in my arms
>>6899729
tied up with rope
in my bed
>>6899662
theres like lots of feet between us and I'm working on stuffs
>>6899729
here, there, everywhere you want to be.
pookie is an important transexual
>>6899700
hm i guess ill keep doing what im doing..
nim is my favorite 'hon'
>>6899744
why not me
>>6899744
im not a hon yet im just a boy
>>6899747
ok then
tied up with rope
in my closet
tfw beard because no motivation to get out of bed
>>6899744
When are you going to take your girl pills?
>>6899752
isla said she threw them but they havent landed yet
tomorrow maybe
ill keep checking my porch
>>6899749
I dunno i don't see the point in shaving when no one gives a shit how you look
i don't even look in the mirror when i go out most of the time desu
im only training my voice because it literally takes no physical effort, i can do it from bed
when it comes to makeup and picking out clothes and socializing ill falter because im lazy
just as an example: ive known i wanted to be an animator since i was like 10 yet i never practiced my drawing because it took too much effort
even now one hour of drawing takes like all my willpower