How would a hypothetical /lgbt/ meetup go down ?

>>6894449
trans women instigate drama with each other maybe a fight breaks out. some people hook up, someone overdoses

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>>6894449
Like any meetup, tons of awkwardness, drama would ensue, some people would be much more obnoxious and loud, the few couples would make other jelly. It'd be a sad affair.

I'd stare at all the qt guys/gals.

>MtF: oh it looks like this is the meet up, okay, real easy....just introduce yourself. "Hi, I'm...."
>lesbian: "Oh my fucking god, this transbian hon is trying to hit on me."
>nonbinary: what?...yeah me too. I'm oppressed toooo....right ace gen, we are like the most oppressed.
>FtM: Hold up here, have you guys seen my stache? I can take care of this problem with my budding muscles.

>gays in the corner: Oh god, fuck my boipucci, oh god make me your femboi bitch. Please be my bara bf.

>>6894549
where do chasers fit into this

>>6894565
They photograph and catalogue each MtF ass

>>6894565
Chasers aren't real. They are a figment of MtF's imagination. They are a way for MtF to save face for not having a boyfriend. "Oh I can't go out with him, he is a chaser, guess I will be alone forever."

>>6894604
go to the /b/ and /gif/ catalogues you'll find that you're not quite right

>>6894610
>He looks a trap porn, he must be a chaser

do women not date men because they look at regular porn?

>>6894633
are you like actually retarded or something

>>6894549
>>6894565
>>6894568
Meanwhile, the biscum master race are having pizza across the street, laughing at everyone else.

>>6894449
>bisexuals try to slut it up, but nobody is interested
>gay gen hangs out with ftms and drinks and tells jokes, a few of them hookup
>femboys are left alone and only they think it's because they're too cool
>trannies either don't talk or get HAMMERED and start pulling hair and fighting
>cis lesbians aren't there
>/pol/ shows up for some reason and distributes Christian literature and nazi frogs
>Chaser-san sits silently and bikes his time

>>6895492
>laughing at everyone else
Nigga what...?
Honestly I would go in and fuck with the first okay-looking person who agrees, boy or girl, cis or trans, whatever. If there really was a /lgbt/ board-meetup, I would use my sexuality for the best and dive in

>>6894449
>everybody can clearly tell who everybody else is based on appearance
>gaygen starts circlejerking
>mtfg sit around eating pizza. one hon pulls out a gun and offs herself, everybody looks mortified, mtfg proceeds to distribute deadpool winnings
>bisexuals either join gaygen or leave
>the sole ftm is a huge bro but can't fit in with the gays or ftms and hangs out with the lesbians
>everybody stares at femgen with a mixture of envy and disgust
>femgen stares at femgen with a mixture of envy and disgust
>the guy behind repressiongen stalks the meetup perimeter but doesn't go in
>there are a bunch of pictures of the grinch and a werid kid in the bathroom stalls
>several groomed awkward men in black with red armbands stalk the femgen meetup

>later that day
>mtfg occupies the majority of the meetup space
>several trans corpses litter the street, and a man with a labcoat and a clipboard counts them
>every straight man who walks by gets catcalled by gaygen
>half of femgen moved to gaygen and the other half transitioned
>the lesbians beat the shit out of each other disagreeing about toxic masculinity with the ftm who has by now grown a full beard and became two inches taller

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I'd be up for a sort of meetup, however, most of you probably live in Freedomland ;n;

>>6895492
Umm EXCUSE ME but tranny pizza is a superior meme etc etc

>>6894449
Badly

>>6895739
>implying an ftm would hang out with lesbians
>implying an ftm would be accepted by lesbians

>>6895876
yes

where is everyone

> 75% deep in the closet MTFs and maybe one or two attempts to pass
> Chasers pretending they are the most normal and cool ones at the meet
> Bi men pretending they are the most normal and cool ones at the meet
> Two fat butch lesbians, one gets angry at being asked if FTM and goes home
> 1 nonbinary person feels unsafe and goes home

>>6896257
i am in europe, friend

>>6894449
>All the gay guys show up in Trump hats
>Compliment each other
>Contacts are exchanged, ONSs, love, heartbreak, STDs

>All the lesbians and bi women show up and start making passive aggressive just-audible comments
>Start giving each other dirty looks
>Relationships get strained when "Well i went out on a date with her but it wasn't a date date but just a little date yknow do you think Rebecca would mind? "

>MTF show up
>4/5 of them don't pass
>They look around awkwardly zipping up their sweaters and jackets
>All jello of the one "I swear I'm not a slut" passed

>Bi "I'm just curious looking around never tried anything before no really" guys show up in basic bitch jeans and tees
> all start chatting up the passable MTF

>FTM tries as too hard to fit in with "the guys"

>>6895739
>one hon pulls out a gun and offs herself, everybody looks mortified, mtfg proceeds to distribute deadpool winnings

Don't so this to me. I can't be barely holding in my laughter like a maniac at work.

>>6894449
The levels of Autism makes that concept physically impossible, but if it were to happen there would be a lot of awkward shuffling of feet, a few cagey glances, and the occasional muttering.

Outgoing femboys and mtfs would create the most noise and would be the source of all the fun and drinking, with the other gays trailing behind. Lesbians would stick to themselves and all the other weirdos would sit quietly and slowly break away and go home.

Happened week ago, Prague, from 50 who said theyll be there people 10 came. Great evening, found crush here.

>>6900754
how many of these 10 ppl were l's, g's, b's or trans?

story time?

2l's 3g's 2t's 3b's
We went for some drinks, then some paired and went our ways.

>>6894449
tons of spaghetti

>>6894449
It wouldn't

Like a middle school dance, with everyone of every conceivable identity awkwardly standing in their own corner, nervously glancing at everyone else.
Everyone would be thinking really awful things about each other, but too scared to actually say anything.

>>6896257
Solid center of the Bible Belt