/mtfg/ man to woman general

i don't like this one tbqBBQhonest

>>6893786
really makes me think

really makes u think

>>6893800
why are you so ugly lol

WE USED TA BE NUMBER TEN

NOW WE, PERMANANENT ONE

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drakeposter is my girlfriend

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hi

Hahahahahaha you're too late!

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>tfw you will never raise and educate a blond child with Grace using the National Socialist Party idiology and train him to use arms.

Why even keep trying?

what are these threads for exactly? I've never read one

can i shit post a story here? I'm worried someone will notice it if i make my own thread

>>6893938
>>6893931
wrong thread we're in >>6893777

>>6893841
hi

>10 years ago was going to come out. Had everything ready but chickened out.
>16 at the time. Turn 17 and it all goes to hell.
>start balding.
>grow taller. End up 6'4
>fuck it.
>get a job with horses. Lose weight gain muscle.
>3 years of them trying to fix me up with local bar maids and girls on nights out. Nothnx
>throw enough shit and eventually it will stick.
> been with her seven years now. Got premoted from stables to look after classic cars. Then to office. Now in high paided roll.
> got engaged. Still think back to time I was going to come out. But no one would like a 6'4 monster.
>want a girl who I could help through the transition but too invested with missus.

>brought a Porsche to cheer me up

>fall alseep after posting in wrong thread.

Life is suffering

>>6893841
Hi

>>6895400
>balding at 17

I'm so sorry. Not even shitposting, that's really awful. Mine was in the beginning stages of falling out (or just maturing, I don't know) when I got on fem&ms. I can't imagine going completely bald.

>>6895473
Ive gotten over it, fully bald at 20, Its ok now. I fucking hated it though. used to make me look 35 when i was only early 20's. Good luck with yourself.

Que Sera Sera what will be will be.

>>6893786

Does anyone have the selim picture wearing a trump hat?
You know the little purple succubus, I know this is the right general to ask in
Preferably in high res/as big as you can get it, I'm trying to make a wall scroll

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>mfw short people tell me I shouldn't hate my height

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voice hard
what do

>>6895632
practice

Why does my voice always go into guy mode when I'm with other dudes, even if they know about me?

Also my voice goes lower with girls as well if there's enough trust and they also have low voices, but I think girls do that normally. Close friends don't "fake" a voice so girl talk can get lower voices, I've heard them around.

In the end, am I just trying to match the pitch of the person I'm speaking with?

>>6895514
At that point isn't it a lot easier to use wigs?

>>6895632
Learn sign language and never speak again!

Maybe because you feel comfortable being yourself around different people. Gender is a spectrum and you find comfort in conforming to those around you

>>6895701
>>6895693
this is for (you)

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Hey how's everyone's morning/night doing?
>>6895622
Same
>>6893841
Hi
>>6893822
No he's mine
>>6893800
Hi dog this is sweg
>>6893797
I like it
>>6895693
I'm no expert but I think it because that's what you feel comfortable with. You mimic others behaviors to fit in a little better

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After court case

Judge asked
>about religion
>about homosexuality
>about clothes
>about relation with others
>about parents
>about football
>about relation with girls
>about having a girlfriend
>about my brothers
>about my friends
>about my company
>about freaking everything

Thanks god I'm trutrans. It was one stressful hour.

>>6895720
What was this for?

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sorry I was sleeping.
So believe me, I get it.
You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP.
Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross.
He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late.

>>6895694
Fuck wigs.
I play with the cards I'm delt. It's too late now anyway. I wanna have kids and now I think I wanna be a awesome dad since I can't be a kick ass mom.

>>6895722
Name change (and legal sex since those are connected here). I had to sue my own parents.

>tfw sad and eating microwave burritos at 2AM

>>6895730
Polish?

>>6895720
Jesus, all i gotta do is fill out a form

>>6895720
Why would he ask about all that

>>6895728
iktf

sup faggits and cockies ?

>>6895732
yes.

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How old should be considered too old to post on /mtfg/?

>>6895746
25

>>6895742
thought so, what's with the system in your country?

>>6895746
15
>>6895731
That sounds nice
I want burritos now

>>6895727
>sorry I was sleeping.
>So believe me, I get it.
>You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP.
>Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross.
>He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late.

i want to die

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hi im here now

>>6895735
We need club jackets.

>>6895767
Hi nim nom

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>>6895769
tranny dads?
>>6895767
hi nim
>>6895766
same

lol im gonna post it again

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Your eyes are almost dead, can't get out of bed
And you can't sleep

You're sitting down to dress, and you're a mess
You look in the mirror

You look in your eyes
Say you realize

Everybody goes, leaving those
Who fall behind

Everybody goes, as far as they can
They don't just care

They stood on the stairs
Laughing at your airs

Your mother's dead, she said
"Don't be afraid"

Your mother's dead, you're on your own
She's in her bed

Everybody goes, leaving those
Who fall behind

Everybody goes, as far as they can
They don't just care

You're a wasted face, you're a sad-eyed lie
You're a holocaust

>>6895779
absolute madwoman

>>6895777
triple repeating integers for tranny dads confirmed

We are now renaming /mtfg/ to /tdg/

>>6895780
December boys got it bad

tfw three (you)'s at once
wow I'm a superficial retard lol

>>6895788
weak
ive gotten 6 in a row once

>>6895734
because poland is a shithole

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Good morning Eurofriends and Ameripals (and other people not from those continents, couldn't think of anything that rhymes) <3

>>6895749
Christians Conservatives have majority.

>>6895788
Have another

babe ;^)

I over slept and took my mones 6 hours late am I going to die?

>>6895794
Is it getting better at least?

>>6895790
>>6895790
I think I've gotten over 12 replies to two posts so far.. It makes me hate myself. You just read the energy of the thread and post a meme that is relateable or that asks for a meme from the mass.
>>6895797
thanks dude

>>6895793
I have not got a single (you) in this thread
Will you talk to me?

I hate myself

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>>6895807
a gift for (you)

>>6895807
>>6895807
>>6895807
okay
>>6895807
>>6895807
>>6895807

>>6895810
me too

>>6895810
iktf

>>6895777
Just Dad for me. Our kids would be fabulous though.

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>>6895812
let's steal chara's flesh and wear it over our neovags

>>6895841
Imagine conceiving and raising a really shitty person who ends up bug chasing and dies and you outlive them and you do that three or four times before you die. What kind of man does this?

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>>6895910

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>>6895904
ok
I think a good death would be taking dmt at the peak of a mushroom trip and holding each other as we jump off a tall cliff.

>>6895908
stop gloating

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>>6895913
is my birthday in 5 days

>>6895853
Some sort of human insect thing.

Man you had to ruin it.

so it seems that the most likely explanation for my fucked-up ribcage is a condition caused by weak connective tissue
who'd have fucking guessed it

>>6895917
How old will you be?
Also happy birthday

>>6895917
happy birthday, virgo.

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>>6895922
i'm gonna be 25
old
rip me
>>6895924
i-in 5 days but ty

>ywn know the embrace of true love
I wish my ex didn't just decide to all of a sudden treat me like a stranger and toss me aside for nothing

>>6895917
aww ur turning 13
that's cute tbqh

>>6895915
I wanna die like the end of bicentennial man

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>>6895927
y-yes 13
i wish

>>6895925
That's not so bad

it's weird
weed makes me really happy and relaxed
but also impulsive and way more prone to trolling and mean jokes
and I get really violent thoughts and daydreams, really detailed ones, but I feel good about it instead of scared like in my nightmares
I got stoned last week and had a hot bath and then suddenly I was hacking my dad up with a machete and then I was lying on the floor of the bathroom wheezing and clawing the paint off the wall with my toenails

the good news is I got an email through yesterday saying the mental health services should get back to me within 28 days now but yikes, anyone else experience this stuff? what is it most likely to be indicative of?

Ive been working for 3 weeks now and still haven't been paid
Fuck my life

>>6895930
me2

>>6895932
Dude wtf?

Only thing i think of when baked is space stuff and watching 90's romance movies

I had a dream last night that I've been struggling to remember all day. Its been very frustrating.
All i can recall though is that i was trapped somewhere. I think my mother had locked me away in some sort of makeshift tower comprised of trash parts...and i had a sister who came and got me. But even as we escaped i felt...handicapped? I was doomed to go back to the tower. And inevitably i did.
The dream ended with some sex related thing about making an indoor.pool so i could swim with my hot wife but spongebob squarepants wouldn't leave me the fuck alone.
Idk senpai. It was an extremely unsettling dream.

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I think my body is really good but i just hate my face so much its depressing

>>6895929
I like you.
>>6895932
yeah weed is meh
>>6895935
wow so proud of you so sorry that those bastards in their luxurious office/pads are taking advantage of you and there is nothing you can do about it

>>6895939
We will never be female

>>6895812
>>6895813
Thanks

>>6895941
I like you a bunch gogurts,you know that
>>6895944
Yea we will. We are. Cmon gogurts.

>>6895941
Well i got hired in between pay periods, good news is i get a $900 check on Friday and my bills for the month only come out to $350 so the rest gets to go to 4 weeks of electrolysis

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>>6895946
Kind of related but I have horrible nightmares of this entity that isn't alive who just wants to be alive. It wants to understand what it is like to be alive. And it asks me all sorts of confusing questions because it doesn't know what to ask. It is the most unsettling thing to remember. I think that's how I feel about being a woman and being who I feel like I need to be.

>>6895938
oh sometimes I do get cosmic visuals, those are pretty damn cool
I have to be really dehydrated though

>>6895941
no I fucking love it, that's the scary part, at the time I really, really enjoy it like I've enjoyed little else before in my life but I just really want to see blood come out of somebody, fuckin' wew lass, it's a good job I'm so analytical of my actions or I'd probably be an asshole like my dad

Feels
Bad

>>6895948
Awesome. You're going to pass soon.

>>6895955
Once my damn beard is dead I'm going fulltime

>>6895952
You should eat some mushrooms. I'm sure your area has a few.

>>6895958
I would but I'm supposed to avoid puking because of my GI issues. I'm at higher risk of throat cancer. And I hear shrooms can easily lead to upset stomach, harmless for most people but I should avoid that.

Also I wouldn't trust myself not to pick the wrong ones and poison myself lmao

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>>6895940
Same ;~;

>>6895961
Maybe surgery will save me

For anyone have anything they want me to write in blood

Whenever I see regular cis girls and think like..."wow their shoulders are kind of wide"
I never know how to feel
should I feel good because maybe people don't notice that kind of thing
or bad because if theirs seem that way imagine how much worse mine seem.

>>6895963
That's what I'm holding out for.
I'm going to facial team in about a year.

>>6895727
i don't get this meme

>>6895967
I wish i could afford it

>>6895958
Surprise!

>>6895964
It's a shame so many great people cut themselves. I like listening to my niece's legends and imaginary friends like they're based off of metaphysical entities.

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>>6895968
So believe me, I get it.
You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP.
Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross.
He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late.

>>6895971
post feminine dink

>>6895970
>Save every single penny
>Trick your credit union into thinking you're financially responsible
>take out a huge loan
>????
>profit

They can't repossess your face

>>6895967
I think you pass and look attractive.

tfw no cute pookie to cuddle and love forever

>>6895977
T-that's lewd!

>>6895976
This meme would be some what funny
If I didn't really wish I had friends who would grope me and slowly find me attractive and have sex with me

>>6895980
Wish me luck lol

>>6895987
there's nothing funny about this. I'm telling this story to help my bros.

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>>6895984
how's yr afternoon?

>>6895980
Platinum Plus Loan from £7,500 to £15,000 at 5.9% APR (loan period from 12 to 60 months)

To apply for a Platinum Plus Loan:

You must have an excellent credit record
Take home salary income of at least £1500 per month
Be in full-time employment
A home owner

The thing about loans is that the people who are barred from taking one out are the people who need it the most

>>6895981
In some, select, angled, makeup photos I pass and look OK
But irl I look like an android crossdressing boy.
That's cute r-right?

>>6895990
Good luck soup
You share a name with my favorite food

>>6895995
It's 12:15 so it just started. Have a lot to do today, grocery shopping, maybe go do my hair and hopefully I can buy that new HD monitor and keyboard

>>6895992
Well then
tfw ywn be brad

>>6895999
>buying machines
;P

>>6895996
I don't like this

>>6895976
still don't get it

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>>6895998
Its one of my favorite foods too

>>6896000
then my job is done

>>6896005
This only makes me want to keep taking the pills tho

I WANT TO FUCKING DIE
FUCK

>>6896013
Yeah me too. Tonight is another hard one but whatever. We're gonna die. We deserve everything we get until then.

>>6896008
are you a fag or something bro?

>>6896013
what happened anon?

>>6896015
y-yes

>>6896014
fuck you

>>6896016
fuck you

>>6896001
Check out Cashmere Cat

http://www.podcastunited.com/Music/Gilles-Peterson.html?Page=2&Play=GPWW-presents-Cashmere-Cat

Tfw really lonely

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>>6896005
>>6896000
Tfw Brad

>>6896004

>>6896019
hello? what is wrong?

>>6896023
no i dont want to talk about my stupid pathetic problems that i have no reason to be upset about

>>6896022
Really?
Do you have any stories?

>>6896026
tell me anon

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>>6896026

>>6896029
nah
i just deserve to be alone
thats all
i this time im just gonna stop trying

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thank god I'm asian and still young

>>6896031
why? what happened?

>>6896034
thank god I'm a fucking stud

>>6896021
You have me remember <3
This >>6896020 was me btw, forgot trip

Welp, there goes my monitor plans, have 10 days of hormones left so need to order more and that's almost the cost of the monitor.
>>6896034
>Bragging about easy mode
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

holy shit i shouldn't have visited /r/transpassing/ so much cringe...

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>>6896034
thank god I'm white and still old, ugly and masculine

>>6896034
Thank god I'm...uh...um...

>>6896045
this imagine how much life would suck if you were black.

>>6896031
Hello? anon?

>>6896040
Yeah yr pretty cool I guess..
why is it on that website though?

i am literally bleeding because i tried to pluck my eyebrows

true story

>tfw catbf is becoming catgf
probably should have seen this coming but w/e, nice

>>6896048
>black
easy mode my man

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>>6896044
HONestly what were you expecting?

>>6896052
hello
is it me you're looking for

>>6896028
N-no none.
Soft boys can have boobs and girl names and clothes and be cute and feminine and still be bros
I'm a regular dudebro

>>6896059
Tell me what happened, i'm here to talk if you need someone!

>>6896060
oh
disappointment.gif

>>6896057
wut

>>6896057
you mean easy to pass since they all look the same anyways?

Btw. would you rather be a black girl or a white male with hrt?

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>>6896058
where did you find this artist's rendition of my face

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>>6896063
No stories at all

>>6896065
black girl tbqh

whites have flat butts tbqh

>>6896004
What kind of Soup do you like best?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bZIremnuh0

>>6896065
dead

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>tfw eternal hone

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Trying out makeup, my man

Not my main blogpost but just need somewhere to dump photos tbqh familia

>>6896065
blacks almost have no sexual dimorphism or body hair

>>6896074
This is when you become a bouncer and trick a girl into having a bunch of kids so yr never alone

>>6896074
Pluck your eyebrows. http://www.virtualffs.co.uk/Eyebrows.html
Thats my favorite guide on it.
Second, look up some tutorials on taking flattering selfies. Rear facing cameras distort things when used close up.
Makeup isnt too bad. Use a concealer for the red bums and work on your precision with your lipstick. I definitely recommend wearing some eyeliner. Maybeline MasterPrecise is my favorite. If you cant figure out how to apply it try googling its name and look for youtube tutorials.
Good luck!

wtf

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2 months in to HRT, how am I doing, gang? ;P

>>6896068
a-are...are you positive?

>>6896062
i think i lost someone i care about

>>6896077
Thank u, hunnie
I feel like a gurl already

>>6896083
How did you lose them? what happened? was it a friend?

I heard on the radio today that mammals (including humans) give their young different types of milk depending on their child's gender.

Did you get girl's milk, /lgbt/?

I don't think boy's milk drinkers can be trutrans.

>>6896074


this is the reason, why i posted this >>6896044
but i didn't want to be so mean to post the poor hons face.

also this >>6896081

How could one even be so confident and ask to gender me if it's that obvious?

>>6896074
Lookin good hon, but try to apply your lipstick better :^)

I think having it go over your cheek would suit you.

>>6896086
they said the usual depressive shit then said they wanted to be alone and then removed my from skype
its whatever

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>balding millennial syndrome

>>6896087
does it mean boys get "big and strong" milk and girls "le intuitive mental superpowers" milk?

>>6896091
So you're going to be okay then? what about your friend?

>>6896096
no im certainly not okay
and i doubt they are either
fuck everything
and theres no point in whining about it
theyll probably just talk to me tomorrow

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>>6896082
Y-yes?.....

I feel bad for posting this, but oh shit...

https://www.reddit.com/r/transtimelines/comments/520znf/also_stuck_in_boy_mode_3_months_herbal_hrt_and_2/

>>6896101
If you say so >>

>>6896102
But it seems easier to pass as a obese woman i guess...

>>6896102
>boymode
I feel kind of bad too
But desu you let yourself age into a man

>>6896100
There is a point in whining about it, venting helps most people. And i'm here to listen to you.

>>6896109
maybe it helps
cutting helps too
thanks tho anon

>>6896053
Yes
>>6896057
U wot m8?
>>6896065
>>6896075
>Black men and women look the same
When will this meme die? It's so obvious that most people on 4chan have never actually seen an IRL black person when you say things like this. The body hair thing is partly true however, some including me have barely any body hair.
>>6896072
Qt photo.

>>6896112
Please don't cut yourself. Just talk to me.

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>>6896102


Hey guys, is it weird if looking at ugly hons makes me happy?

>>6896115
nah fuck you ill cut myself all i want
whaddya wanna talk about anon

>>6896116
The sad thing is that most of the hons pass better than me

>>6896116
She's not so bad

But I feel that way too
reminds me that genetics could of effed me up even worse then it already has

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>>6896102
>"I like your progress pictures. Keep up the good work. :)"
>"You look pretty btw :)"

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>>6896120
Don't be sad, friend. Look on the bright side. At least your appearance makes other people happy about themselves.

>>6896119
You said yourself they'll probably talk to you tomorrow, it's not worth it. Who is it??

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>>6896113
Yeah you're right black girls tend to have bigger asses and tits, but the faces look pretty similar.

>>6896126
i dont care about the future, i do it for now because its the best thing i can do

it doesnt matter

>>6896125
Yeah before i kill myself i'll post some pictures here so you have something to laugh

>>6896125
This one is not that bad

>>6896129
Yes it does matter. And it literally doesn't help anything.

>>6896133
no it does help
it makes me feel better

>>6896093

Goddamn, you're pretty tho.

>>6896136
I'm trying my best to help you, please just talk to me instead. We can talk about anything.

>>6896132
kinda looks like Hila Klein

>>6896142
i dont want to talk about anything
i fucking hate everything
what am i gonna do, just make shitty small talk with you
and then what, ur gonna fall in love with me? just like every other time

>>6896143
Yeah kinda

>>6896144
What? I just don't like seeing people upset when it totally pointless and you have 40+ beautiful years ahead of you.

>>6896150
fuck you im killing myself before i turn 30
my life is a waste

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>>6896151
Can i join you?

>>6896151
No, it's not. you're just upset right now and your mind is clearly clouded for no reason. you're going to be fine and live a long happy life.

>>6896154
yes

>>6896128
That's just because it's harder to differentiate between races other than your own. "All Asians look the same" is a staple of Western culture for this reason.
>>6896151
>im killing myself before i turn 30
Same. Who wants to be a 30 year old hon?

i have a crush on like half of you

>>6896159
yes i am
no i am not

>>6896164
anon, please.

>>6896164
not with that attitude, you won't.

>>6896163
sounds pretty gay tbhonest

>>6896163
That's either really sweet or really pathetic depending on what half

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me sucky sucky rong ruff

>long midface
>masculine eye-to-nose ratio
>squarish chin
>possibly big forehead
>slight brow ridge
>masc cheekbones
lol what a hon

>>6896163
not me though ;)

>>6896173
which half correlates to which?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11216499
http://www.strawpoll.me/11216499
http://www.strawpoll.me/11216499

>>6896177
Uh...I guess you could make the argument either way
but qts=sweet hons=pathetic

elanna passed away while 4chan was down

>>6896178
Sometimes I think my sister could be ftm
but I doubt it

>mfw mtfg is probably the most popular thread on the board
and they want to get rid of the trannies lol

>>6896182
good riddance

>>6896182
MAGNIFICENT!

That means that my plan worked!

>>6896184
they should line up all mtfg tripfags and shoot them tbqh

>>6896180
whaaaat

but all of mtfg is qts

(also that sounds like the most pathetic thing ever ;_;)

>>6896188
If they are all qts then why do you only like half?

>>6896174
lmao someone is mad they look ugly

>>6896188
>all of mtfg
i-i don't think i know you, h-how do you know if i'm qt or not??

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>>6896185
Waoh rood

>>6896186
U kil me

>>6896188
I'm not

>>6896195
>points out features everyone can see
>uses the predictable "you are just jelly of them" argument
you're retarded, pham

remove yourself from the genepool this instant- oh wait

>>6896193
because half are real mean

>>6896197
you'd have to be an exception, and i doubt that you are

>>6896200
why not?
you look at least a bit qt in your postage stamp sized pictures

>>6896198
>U kil me
yep
who would believe it was dabbing your light switch with a flesh eating bacteria that would finally get you?

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>tfw will always look like Garth
Just kys my shit up

https://www.hillaryclinton.com/post/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/

>>6896206
schwing

>>6896188

Mate, I lurk here sometimes specifically to look at cute trans girls, but let's be honest, only a fraction of them are actually cute. Of the remaining, only a fraction will become cute. The rest, well... not all cis women are attractive, not all trans women will be either, even with effort. I wish 'em all the best, but let's not bullshit ourselves here.

>>6896206
aife?

>>6896202
wait a minute, are you one of these hugboxxers?

>>6896202
Are they really that small?

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>>6896204
Anon ur scaring me ;-;

>>6896214
not really
i'm usually too depressed to reply most of the time

>>6896215
yes
i expect 20+mpx with proper lighting and less than iso 1600

>>6896213
Yes?

>>6896217
>Anon ur scaring me ;-;
how?
it's not the first attempt at your life that i've made
you should be used to it by now

>>6896218
Oh, sorry

>>6896212
one of the most painful parts of transitioning is wondering if you turn out cute or a hon, i wish i knew ;-;

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>>6896223
...all those cars that almost hit me were you?

>>6896227
no
i could never understand driving on the wrong side of the road
i did try to cut your brake thing once though but i ended up cutting the aerial cord instead

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>>6896229
Temp pls, you didn't cut the aerial you cut the A/C. That was a very uncomfortable road trip, I hope you're happy.

>>6896234
but if i didn't cut the aerial, how come all i could get was CUNT 93,7 on your radio?

>Temp pls
a-also you don't need to be temp to want you gone

>>6896234
hugg elann

>>6896201
you're still mad as fuck lmao

>>6896234
Different anon here. I was also trying to kill you by depriving you of your precious lunch nutrients, but I fell in love and couldn't do it anymore.

>>6896239
>>6896247
you're both awful at murder attempts. you need to work on that before trying further.

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>>6896239
Clearly the radio just knows me well.
Also, I'm pretty sure temp drives on the wrong side of the road and has made numerous attempts on my life. Y do u want me dead so badly ;-;

>>6896243
Hugg lauren

>>6896247
I'm grateful that you fell in love and let me live but you also let me gain weight ):

>>6896226

Venturing into the unknown is what life is all about, Anon.

>>6896251
>Also, I'm pretty sure temp drives on the wrong side of the road and has made numerous attempts on my life.
t-that's purely coincidence
my name is permanentanon who is temp?

>Y do u want me dead so badly
reasons

>>6896250
I don't want to hurt Elanna anymore :(
>>6896251
*steals lunch money*

>tfw no live in nurse that occasionally gives you blowjobs and does romantic shit with you

>>6896255
>I don't want to hurt Elanna anymore :(
that's exactly what i mean. a murderer falling in love with his victim. very unprofessional!

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>>6896254
What reasons ;________;
I like living and stuff

>>6896255
*loses 10 lbs instantly*

>>6896260
just reasons
and it gets me further to my ultimate goal

but serious
i don't really want to kill you and stuff
it's just pretend
like if anyone genuinely tried to hurt you, i'd probably set fire to their house while they slept and guard the doors just in case they tried to flee

>>6896260
>I like living

are you sure you're trans

>>6896266
meat isn't murder
it is a humanitarian release from a cruel world

breeding animals is murder

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>>6896260
>liking living
get out

>>6896268
i think animals are generally happy

>>6896266
If you pass you're not trans

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>>6896272
this
elanna isn't even trans

kill the cis

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>>6896264
What is your end goal? Do you seek the grail?
Also, I'm not sure I want anybody getting their house set on fire even if the reasoning is sweet ;-;

>>6896266
I definitely was trans at one point but I think I got better.

>>6896270
N o

>>6896260
This will be the last time I steal your lunch money. I've cleaned up my act, I've even got a trip now! I can't keep living in the past like this, so it's best we say our goodbyes.

>>6896280
>What is your end goal?
it would compromise my goal if i were to explain it publicly

also i don't think i'd tell you if i burned their house down
you'd just notice that one day the meanness went away
not like i'd do that or anything cause yeah

protip: if you are gonna cook someone inside their own house, jam mobile reception first --it generally leaves no evidence and (with landlines becoming scarce) makes a swift response almost impossible
protip 2: if you are going to start a fire in someone's house, do it somewhere where the fire could start naturally like a switchboard or something --it will guarantee that the under-resourced fire investigator will stop investigating the fire early

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>>6896282
Farewell lunch money anon, I'm sure we will meet again, just in trip form.

>>6896288
I understand, good luck in your goal, and I hope that my inevitable death will not be in vain.
Also, have you done this house burning thing before? You seem experienced D:

>>6896294
wow that's a cute anime elanna

>>6896294
i can't kill you!
that would ruin my other goal

to get you and sbi to married
and reproduce
i was talking to the postgrads at the medical research centre in my university about the feasibility, and they told me within ten years

>>6896294
also n-no
i've never burnt a house before

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>>6896296
Thank you
I'm uggo so I post cute things tbqh

>>6896297
>>6896299
B-but how do 2 bio males reproduce? :(
Who has the womb?

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>tfw watching wolf children
>tfw i wish i could have kids

my dreams are fucking weird

>>6896305
forgot my trip again :c

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>>6896305

>>6896309
That isn't the same as giving birth to your own child.

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That's a nice histogram if I do say so myself

>>6896302
>2 bio males
i'm not falling for that trick again elanna
you can't keep claiming to be 'born male' just so we give you sympathy
it's a mean lie that makes the rest of us jealous

but for serious
science'll fix it

>>6896311
yea i kinda wish i could have bio kids

>tfw trans
>tfw also antinatalist
that was close

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>>6896316
tfw you will never have your own kids that share your bloodline

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>>6896314
It's the truth though ;-; chromosomes don't lie
Idk i think it's safe to say the fertility problem will be solved but I'm not convinced two bio males will ever be able to have kids, especially if they don't have balls anymore.

>>6896311
Functionally it is, at least from what I've heard from adoptive parents.

>>6896302
me on the left u on the right

Continuing the cycle of hardly any sleep is pretty good.
I got a wicked 4 hours next to last nights 4 hours.
>>6896321
Yeah but it isn't the same as having a child that has your bloodline running through their body, knowing that physically, they are a part of you.

I have to cook dinner now and I really hate it. I hate doing anything productive. I hate showering, brushing my teeth, driving, eating, walking, standing, anything that isn't lying in bed while on my phone. I wish I didn't fucking exist anymore, it would be so much easier and everyone would be better off

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>>6896322
:3

>>6896325
The question is do you want kids to be a parent or do you just want kids to use as functional immortality? You can be a parent without them being your flesh and blood, the remainder is just details.

am i the only person that isn't bothered by the whole 'muh bloodline' stuff?
i don't see what difference it would make
as long as they were happy is what would be important to me

i have a very confusing family tree though, so maybe it's that

>>6896321
>chromosomes don't lie
exactly
when we look under the microscope at your chromosomes and see no penis chromosomes, you'll be revealed for the non-man that you are!

>>6896330
They will never be my actual child.
That bothers me that, being born infertile, I can never under any condition have a child that came from me.

>>6896319
feeels :c

>>6896330
You'd make a shitty mother, elanna :3

Why are you all so obsessed with preteen cartoon girls? Like do you all want to be 6 year old girls with pink hair in a japanese comic? Seems really strange to be honest.

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>>6896335
>Mommy, why are your shoulder so wide if you're a girl?

>>6896337
I want to be a cute 14 year old boy so I can have sex with 20 year olds and feel special.
>>6896335
;w;
feelsbadtbh

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>>6896331
Can confirm that I'm XY
I had a karyotype and everything

>>6896334
Ask yourself why you -really- want kids. Why does your bloodline matter? Why does anyone's bloodline matter?

>>6896336
Yup
It's ok though, so would most trannies. :3

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>>6896339
ahahahahahahaha ;__;

>>6896339
:c
>>6896340
hold me

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>>6896344
>Daddy, kids in school are bullying me because Mom has wide shoulders...

>>6896337
i don't into anime but

>do you all want to be 6 year old girls with pink hair in a japanese comic
the whole point of escapism is to present an unrealistically good life so that you can self insert to feel better
anime is no worse than anything else in that regard (action films, romantic comedies, etc)
it's just not a 'common' thing

>>6896341
You are literally atheist-tier if you don't understand blood ties

>>6896341
>Can confirm that I'm XY
>I had a karyotype and everything
still don't believe you

realtime now tho:
can they actually do that?

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>tow Dad vid no one would love

>>6896341
I really want kids to know that part of me brought life into this world.
A life form that came from me.
The bloodline doesn't matter, though I am the last descendant of one of the signers of the Declaration of Independence.
But who gives a shit about that.
I want to have a baby and know that I am the reason it is in this world so I can take care of it and show it my affection.
Also I am light tiers of faithful / spiritual so it has additional value to me.
>>6896344
only if you hold me first ;w;
>>6896351
Yeah they can.
Its how I figured out my chromosomes are 46XX even though I have a penis