/mtfg/ - transwoman general

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me on the the

the real thread is over here
>>6893786
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nth for gay shit

>>6893793
No it's not

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So believe me, I get it.
You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP.
Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross.
He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late.

>>6893793
definitely have to use this next, sorry i fucked it up anon

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>tfw no confidence in my tuck

which general is legit, phamalamadingdongs?

>>6893809
This one was made first, so this one.

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About Kayla:
▶ Kayla is a middle aged gay prostitute and a forced feminization erotica (greentext) writer. Kayla will do anything like a trained naughty little sissy she is only for $4.99* (*doesn't include tip & kosher tax) "Real women are in the kitchen sucking husband's cock all day which is what I, a real woman, do" - Kayla.

▶ Kayla is TruTrans™ unlike all these lowly posers on /mtfg/ like Elanna ("how dare you have SRS before me? I deserve it way better than you. Oh, here is a picture of my cock btw") and deserves a medal for all the 1st world suffering she has to go through every day, like the fact her mom's pool isn't nearly as big as pools big Hollywood celebrities have.

▶ Kayla is a martyr and bullying him will only make him stronger. Don't bully Kayla, Kayla is a grown adult man in his grandmother's tacky dress who is very sensitive about his feelings.

▶ Kayla is not an autistic, histrionic, arrogant, spoiled white trash snob with borderline personality and a crippling shemale porn addiction but actually a wonderful sociable human being you would like to introduce your daughter to one day.

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>>6893777
Somebody needs to use this to make a femgen parody

>>6893809
anime faggettos always get more posts

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>>6893802
https://clyp.it/vqnryibz

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this is the face of pedo dicklet

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>>6893816
Sam Hyde is handsome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgT4sjRiLAY

>>6893821
I was finally home and could listen to it a few hours ago. good job bae

>tfw skinny with the tiniest beginnings of a double chin
I hate myself. This only got put there since ,I started estrogen.

>>6893818
>how many times have i explained this
hee

my body is so fucking disgusting holy christ
why can't i remove my legs and arms and face and get new ones?

>>6893827
>bae
b-but I'm a boy

>>6893824
disgusting

>>6893832
that makes you more baeable for me desu

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will do nasty stuff for girl pills
hmu

>>6893777
woah nice op get..
>>6893776
i just like have it as my response for anything nice. i'm trying more now, but like it ends up having me fighting myself to let it in. it's like i got that at field for compliments....
is there like a guide on accepting compliments?

>>6893840
b-but just because i take hormones and look like a girl doesn't mean you can treat me like one
;-;

>>6893842
would you wash my dishes

How about doing nice girl stuff for pills and love

>>6893835
and i thought i was jew

Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.

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i made a sammy with grilled chicken lettuce tomato and mustard for dinner

>>6893857
not everything has to be about you you self conceited dickhead

duuuh

>>6893846
did you expect anything less, i take threads seriously

if you find a quality guide on accepting compliments PLEASE LINK ME

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hi thread

>>6893859
Thank you.

I needed this

>>6893825
olive, you should get a bowl cut tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5qXMrAd_G4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsuZ3RRITMI

>>6893861
why you tryna make this about me though

I'm pretty sure my mom is more masculine than my me :u She's watching Football right now, and yelling at the T.V., and she was yelling at one of her co-workers over the phone earlier ending the call with
"FUCK YOU"
This is kinda strange. She was actually born female, yet she's more masculine than I am :u

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>>6893850
no, that's a little too much degeneracy. feel free to have unprotected rough sex with me though.

>>6893874
Go Redskins!

>>6893878
She's for the patriots or whatever :u I don't watch Football

>>6893878
wow u racist bitch

>>6893873
i love u

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>>6893846
To accept a compliment you must:
1. Listen to what the person complimenting you is saying
2. Saying "thank you"
3. Smile
4. That's it
5. Remember not to argue

Is it going to be natural at first? No. Is it important to learn how to do if you ever want to get over your negative self image? Definitely.

>tfw trying to record brave man's copypasta but you can't reach your james earl jones voice anymore

cruel irony, this is exactly what he was trying to warn me about :(

>>6893888
i love u 2 :3c

>>6893801
not even hidin it anymore

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>over 300$
>needs another 200$ for shipping and other things for it
>no idea how much shoes are going to be
fug, never going to be a qt doll anytime soon desu

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I'm too lazy to shower.
You're all gay.

>>6893902
go sleepysleepy

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>>6893902
gross
but same

>>6893902
same

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WHY IS TUCKING SO DIFFICULT

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>>6893893
>tfw you can't sound like a convincing boy anymore
>tfw can't even be your own bf and whisper sweet nothings to yourself

>>6893887
Im sorry I forgot, go Washington!

>>6893911
stop getting a boner when you put on girl clothes duh

>>6893914
>tfw you can
(:(

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Apparently I am worth $16k a month to be a personal fuck toy of a 60 year old hairy man.
I'm not shallow enough to do it ;__;
Whats wrong with me I
I need the money but I can't bring myself to go through with it.
>>6893906
i don't wanna sleepy sleepy
i feel like it will not be fun
>>6893907
I mean its not like I'm dirty and gross, thats just how I naturally am hehe xPP
>>6893908
so gay.

>>6893911
that's what you get for being such a pure qt <3

>>6893890
fuck, that's rly hard to do the last part tho.
i'm gonna try to not be mean to ppl when they compliment me for the next week

>>6893921
nothing is worth more than your self-respect

>>6893916
>Not wearing girl clothing and masterbaiting at the camera for later masterbation.

>>6893914
the only time anything remotely masculine comes out of my mouth is if cheska tries to tickle or bite me somewhere that I'm ticklish

i adopt this voice of primal fear and it sounds like a boy

>>6893916
No it's not that
It's that
like
Idk I am not tucking hard enough
There is still something visible in my crotch even if it isn't like my dick bulging out
My pants still don't look like they're wrapped around a girlcrotch
>>6893922
PURE QTS SHOULD STILL BE ABLE TO WEAR PANTS

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Hi all how's everyone doing?

>>6893921
>16k a month
I fucking hate premarital sex but you could get that setup in investments and get atleast 14k+ a year in interest

WHY ARE TRANSWOMEN SO LEWD???

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>>6893872
literally me

>>6893925
pls i was just giving grace helpful protips, masturbating in girls clothes is my job

>>6893927
yeah its probs you balls bulging out in that upper groin area. it happens to me too.I just go double undies if i really gotta tuck

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>>6893930
I'm not lewd at all!
>>6893928
pretty good desu
>>6893927
all pure girls should wear dresses all day!

>>6893927
graceu hi

tfw lost wallet...skipped math exam..skipped homework..skipping class tomorrow
what a shit week already bleeeeh

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>>6893924
Oh I don't have any self respect.
I'm too afraid to do it.
>>6893928
Shitty.
I have an offer that will let me pay for my travels but I am too much of a bitch to take him up on it.
So much is wrong with me.
>>6893929
Yeah.
I really want to do it but I am too scared.
This man is so
Gross but I want to do it for the money because I need it and I just
Guhhhhh
;w;
>>6893930
I'm not.
My lewd is mostly reserved

>>6893914
that must be so awful ;-;

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>>6893937
hi nim
>>6893935
yeah it's the ball bulge ;_;
>>6893936
A dress would be easier to hide in

>>6893921
how do you calculate how muh you're worth as a fucktoy

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>>6893944
Boobs.

>>6893940
don't know the login to my schooling so I'm already getting poor marks wooohooo
>>6893946
Look up seekingarrangements
People will give you offers time to time if you have an account created etc.

>>6893942
it's not healthy for someone to spend that much just for someone's company

>>6893944
how are you doing grace

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>>6893944
tucking is pretty easy for me
sorry for your loss

>>6893942
your probably shouldn't do it, you might end up hanging yourself after out of shame, just get married to a man in his late 20s to early 30s and your set, modern ciswoman wait till 30+ and end up with shit selection desu.
>>6893944
CUTEST TRIP, you should wear frilly dresses desu

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>>6893935
Hi Soph Bloph. Taco bro never came back to make that tex-mex you wanted. Sorry ;-; I will make you one.

>>6893949
interesting
time to try nasty things for girl pills i guess

>>6893935
I'm just joking with you Sophie ;)

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>>6893926
Idk, I like to drop my guyvoice for shits and giggles, mostly here but occasionally irl. I think I may legit have some form of aap though, I find it fun to sound like a boy if only for a little bit.

>>6893943
It really is, there isn't anything remotely sexy about gay 14 year old boy voice.

>>6893923
Good luck pleb

>>6893899
Yeah I'm kinda a faggot ngl

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>tfw you jerk off in girl clothes but dont get paid for it.
I'm really wasting opportunities here.

>>6893949
"Where beautiful, successful people fuel mutually beneficial relationships"
lmao

what are these threads for exactly? I've never read one

can i shit post a story here? I'm worried someone will notice it if i make my own thread.

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(second attempt)
>tfw you will never raise and educate a blond child with Grace using the National Socialist Party idiology and train him to use arms.

Why even keep trying?

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this shirt is v comfy but darker irl
>>6893951
This person's net worth is $10,000,000.
I think he can afford whatever he wants basically.
It would also be personal fuck toy rather than company
>>6893955
I'm not interested in men due to past relationships.
The only reason I would ever be with a man is for potential financial security.
I lost interest in men.
>>6893958
Good luck Maeve.

hey everyone just a reminder that were all over here
>>6893786
>>6893786
>>6893786

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I spilled bongwater the for second time in 2 days


It smelly

>>6893966
Essentially prostitution.
>>6893967
Nothing particular.
Go ahead and shit post if you want.

>>6893972
Get it together Red.

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>>6893972
>not slurping up the bongwater and gargling it

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How do you keep your dick from sliding to the side btw?
>>6893947
Boobs :3
>>6893951
im okay
how are you nim
>>6893953
H O W
>>6893955
>CUTEST TRIP
r-really?
>>6893968
Gott mit uns

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I used to use seekingarrangment!!!!

>>6893946
Highest bidder

>>6893921
You shouldn't do it, you're state of mind is too fragile.

>>6893942
Oh sorry to hear. I hope you find the courage to take him up on it. My day was shit. I've been sleeping all day so I didn't feel depressed.

>>6893962
ill teach you how to guyvoice since you helped me train girlvoice

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>>6893944
if you figure out how to fix it hmu, short of cutting off your balls that is

>>6893956
awww man, disappointment abounds. I just helped cheska make some tex-mex chicken corn bean thingy last night actually. I want tacos now :c

>>6893960
heh, i know, I don't take much anyone says on here very seriously anyhow ^~^

>>6893962
i like to make voices a lot in general, im probably autistic tbqh

>>6893965
that you are

>>6893977
i want to vomit

>>6893980
just wear 2 tight pairs of panties
or have a big dicc
ez

>>6893969
>I lost interest in men
how so? men are much better the woman stability wise, on top of that they tend to be more loyal and protective along with being able to have real interests, woman are boring as shit desu.

it kinda sound like he will do more to you then just butt stuff, like extreme stuff that will permanently damage you, like 30 inch dildo, hot wax, ropes and whips tier degeneracy, just don't. money may be nice for awhile but you would't be the first to take the rope after doing such a thing.

>>6893980
im ok

little tired

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>>6893946
you let them come to you
but sometimes the people that come
are also your girlfriend's dad

>>6893986
cmon baby lemme gurgle some bongwater from my mouth to yours like a pigeon

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I thought of doing escorting again but then I realized I'm too ugly or I would maybe start taking offered drugs and that's a hugely bad idea

>>6893977
Cheska is kewl gril! <3

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>>6893986
>short of cutting off your balls that is
I need orchi or srs asap ;_;
>>6893987
Mm, I need to try out the 2pair thing once I have 2 pairs
>>6893990
Go nappp~

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>>6893977
I audibly gagged.

>>6893980
Grace there this bookmark thing I came across today in my house that says "Choose Grace"
What did it mean by this?

>>6893986
That I am.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X214fLdSk9

>>6893998
grace is a winner

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>>6893980
Grace a best

I may be biased since I also collect weebshit though and I am also thin+pale but more skeleton tier, like I have no muscle mass or fat at all really

>>6893994
:O

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>>6893986
Speaking about tacos I applied for taco bell and a hand full of other places today. I'm actually scared about getting a job. Stupid medical conditions make me freakout about stupid shit.

>>6893998
make a gaff

>>6893982
Probably.
I just wish I could do it.
>>6893983
My issue is I am scared of men
and just
I don't want to be the toy of a like 60 year old but
ugh
>>6893989
Men cheat.
Men beat their partners.
Men will abandon you without hesitation.
I need the money to travel across the Atlantic.

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>>6893999
Choose Grace, clearly~

>>6893994
You just need to sleep better. You look tired.

>>6893986
:3

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how are you all I love you all so much

>>6893998
i-is is it bad that the reason why i want to go to sleep is less of "im tired" and more of "i like being asleep more than being awake"

>>6894008
;o

>>6894003
for only a couple days your doing good, you will surly make it after a few dedicated months

not passable yet though

Good luck!

>>6894010
Let's be lesbos

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>>6894012
But Grace is a heartbreaker. I'm scared.

>>6894014
Why are you so broken?

>>6894012
me on the left

>>6894016
hey r u me

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>tfw 16 mechs called

>tfw just had dinner
>Still hungry
What should I make? :v

>>6893980
double up the panties? i dunno how big your girltinkler is but try to guide it as far back as possible and such and just keep it flat and tight as possible so it wont move much. also maybe try other styles of panties?

>>6893991
A) stop posting my dads pic
B) if you ever put bongwater anywhere near my mouth i will vomit into your mouth like a pigeon

>>6893998
I think I'm keeping my frank n beans...the most i'd ever do is an orchi but I dont think i wan that either

>>6894009
taco bellis my favorite fast food establishment, if you get a job there you have to mail me tacos

>>6893994
dont take drugs...iktf about escorting..ugh..so much money could be made..i dont think you should do it though. and its not because ur ugly. youre gorgeous you dork

Chara scares me
why is she so mean

>>6894011
Well when you put it in that perspective. Not all money is good money. I wouldn't let a 60 year old toy me around for anything.

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>>6894020
kay

>>6894011
how about we swap minds whenever you're with him and split the money

>>6894003
pitch++++
>>6894017
o;

>>6894011
woman do all the same things at a higher rate desu

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>>6893986
>i like to make voices a lot in general
sameee
>im probably autistic tbqh
sameee

>>6893984
I actually don't think I should train myself to do a proper guy voice though, I'm concerned I'd lose my girl voice. My voice never actually fully dropped anyways, what you hear when I do guy voice is not actually far off from my old guy voice.

>>6894030
Hi beeppppppp
Listen to any good music recently

>>6894025
maybe

>>6894031
don't let it get to you

>>6894038
hugg elann

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>>6894033
Nice

>>6894031
she uses up all her nice on me probably

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>>6894026
>tfw 6 gold medals
>>6894036
;)

>>6894028
I will mail all the tacos just for you Soph Bloph. What's your favorite type?

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Calvin Johnson's dancing partner on dancing with the stars is a tiny fit blonde girl.
Why does this turn me on a little?

>>6894038
haha i can repress and you can't!

;-;

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>>6893997
i am cold, why is it freezing here send help

>>6893999
i'll make you audibly gag if you know what im sayin

>>6894012
in path of exile i always use grace because it gives me 3000 raw evasion with alpha's howl

>>6894028
o-okay sorry mom
vomit into my mouth please

>Moms here
>Didn't buy food
oh
>>6894032
yeah but my life isn't worth living as of now.
With money I could travel.
I could leave my life behind and be with friends
be happy.
>>6894035
if only.
>>6894037
Not from my experience.
Men other than my first boyfriend have in the end only caused trauma and upset.
>>6894040
waow

>>6894047
winkyface

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>>6894005
I-i'm a winner!!
>>6894006
>Grace a best
Sorry about the husband thing last night I thought you were volunteering to be my husband and then xanax made me pass out
>I also collect weebshit though
POST EM
>I am also thin+pale but more skeleton tier, like I have no muscle mass or fat at all really
I have a tumtum so you gotta pack on some weight if you wanna be my clone
>>6894016
Yeah it's bad but I think we've all been there before. I used to nap to escape the pain.
>>6894022
Scared? You need to learn to be brave, for your new Grace waifu, she's a massive scaredy cat
>>6894024
Me on the right
>>6894028
I'll have to experiment with more panties, thank you!
>I think I'm keeping my frank n beans...the most i'd ever do is an orchi but I dont think i wan that either
I want a vagina but I'm scared of the pain and process and stuff
>>6894052
What is this nerd speak

someone tell me what type of pizza i want from pizza hut

no pineapple

>>6894061
order cheese and order from papas

>>6894061
cheese

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>>6894050
Why would I want to repress though? I'd probably only be able to pass as a massive faggot anyways.

>>6894012
You're already chosen, stop being a naughty girl before daddy needs to punish you.

>>6894061
mushrooms and sausage

>>6894061
one with no cheese or meat

>>6894055
Ugghh that just hurt to hear. Just please make good choices if things are really getting that bad
>>6894061
Meat lover or spinach

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>>6894056
winky
>>6894061
thin crust garden veggie pizza

>>6894061
Can't go wrong with babberonis

>>6894065
because you're scared

i am

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I have a manface but I'm glad people gender me female

>>6894063
>>6894064
>>6894067
turns out pizza hut doesnt deliver to me anyways ;-;

papa jones it is

>>6894075
i want to kiss red

>>6894074
:(
Hugg nim

>>6894061
pepperoni, jalepeno.. i think i might order some too now that im thinking of it.. i wouldnt mind not feeling sick for a little while..

>>6894072
face
>>6894077
say hello to papa

>>6894075
What a qt omg I can't handle

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i want red to compliment me.

>>6894077
what about dominos?

>>6894085
clean ur room

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>>6894058
>husband thing
we are both going to get qt pure husbands one of these days senpai
>POST EM
I don't have a camera yet, I want to get one soon though for stuff like that and keeping track of hrt changes since I start soon, just waiting on a call from endo. This is my favorite fig though.
>pack on some weight
I don't really eat much, I got a blood pressure issue that makes me vomit alot desu

>tfw you keep listening to blackened noise
https://ominoussilence.bandcamp.com/track/stabmovement-and-skinning-essay
>>6893962
Ty elanna.
Jesus Christ, I have to like shrink my posts too....
I has like 5 other replies that were just self-loathing....

oh yay
my mom is now getting very mad at me for not doing school
even though I have no way to access the material i need to do
and even though i don't have a login
I'm simply explaining that what i need isn't available
Then she tells me to open a web link
I do it
She tells me to close it
I close it
Then she gets mad at me for closing it and tells me to open again
And when I tell her its what was opened she says "I don't have to deal with you anymore, not today" then walked out of the room
What the fuck is even happening
>>6894071
well i dont enjoy life
and my mom is making efforts to make me want to harm myself.
I love it right now.

red be my gf

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>tfw everyone on /mtfg/ looks and act like pool noodles

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>>6894087

Domino's is typically my go to. I had wanted to eat Thai tonight, but the only thai place in my AO is closed for remodeling till next week.

i want to do something new pizza wise tho so im looking at other places

>>6894089
SHUT UP POOKIE
>>6894039
no not really. i heard some song on the radio about some guy living in a small town and dying there and it made me cry. i mostly want to make my own music but have been feeling uninspired the past few months. i have some poems though

>>6894095
k12???
>>6894103
rofl wtf is a pool noodle
>>6894105
clean ur room

pooki wooki

>>6894048
i like the normal tacos and also the cheesy gordita crunch thingy. also churros

>>6894058
np, good luck!

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I took a pic because I know you dadn't believe me.

>>6894104
thai is the shit AND you have good taste in shitty pizza chains

tragic about the remodeling though

>>6894106
hehe ye xD
its so fucking terrible.
At least its easy as fuck.

>>6894095
Same. My mom is pushing me to get a job. And she's "trying" to help me and half is that is just yelling in my ear that I don't do anything but sloth around.

>>6894085
You look so cute
You look...mysterious!!!!

>>6894110
Grace is mine, she is already my chosen one.

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>>6894074
I'm not scared anymore though, someday you won't be either.
It's ok to be scared nim, this is a big thing that you're doing but you're going to be ok.

pooki wooki
>>6894115
ya
12th??
i just got my classes 2 days ago zzz
gimme all the answers ;]

>>6894111
hugg quid

>>6894111

truly. i just wanted my thai fod! ;_;
dominos will have to do. I don't like poopy jones.

>>6894118
I pooped on her first, she's mine.

>>6894120
spooki pooki

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oh..

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>>6894118
>>6894110
Grace is mine desu

>>6894123
You did not poop on her.

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>>6894118
But you're just a boy while I'm just a delusional fem one so I think I have the upper hand

>>6894116
like she
is nice but
such a
i don't even know what to say she is
>>6894120
I can't log in though
I physically can't access the material lol

>>6894121
hugg anon

>>6894122
my respect for your taste in cuisine grows ever greater

>>6894122
dominoes tastes like cardboard

aaaaaaaaaaaa holy shit there's only two fucking coupons for domino's where i live what the fuck

>>6893958
Hey, sorry I had to go to class
What country are you in? If it's USA the titty skittles are yours

>>6894119
if you say so

I got this semi padded sports bra today and even without stuffing it or even having breasts it's really nice...

>>6894124
help me
>>6894131
y not
>>6894139
link ?!?

>>6894143
i am helping
help me too

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>>6894138
It will be.
Honest.
Years from now you'll look back on this as a dark and very different time, but you'll legit wonder what you were scared of.

>>6894133
when's the last time you had them though :0

>>6894134
what the fuck is up with that

what about the two medium two toppings for 5.99 each thing do they still have that

>>6894145
how can I help

>>6894143
I got it from some closeout store

>>6894143
like it literally doesn't let me log in and look at my classes

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>>6894143
eggu

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>>6894106
Pool noodles are these big foam noodles that people float on in the pool
>>6894109
I don't eat much tacos because my body doesn't react to it well
>>6894131
I understand were you're coming from

philly cheese steak pizza ordered with an extra dipping cup from dominos. hurrah!

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>>6894150
you know how

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>>6894156
Share with the group.

>>6894109
Taco bell is my go-to re-regulate my tummy food
Like pepto but yummier.

>>6894154
I want someone to bash my head in with a fucking golf club right now.

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>>6894151
:((
>>6894152
yah but why
>>6894153
kiwi puts eggs in me
it's weird
>>6894154
ok how am I a pool noodle though
>>6894156
yah it is my first time tbqh
>>6894160
nononononnoo

>>6894155
proud of you girl

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>>6894130
She likes men, manly men like Daddy~
>>6894128
Ha

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>>6894164
yesyesyesyes

>>6894155
good choice. next time ask for garlic on the crust. makes it a little better

>>6894166
hi quid im a weird nervous person

>Replied to a CL ad. Went to the guys place.
>He actually throat fucked me, held my head and made me gag on his cock over and over, wouldn't let me use my hands.
>It was the first time someone had done that to me and it was awesome.
>My throat is still sore.
>After about 15 minutes or sucking and getting my throat pounded he shot his 10 day load into my mouth and I swallowed every last drop.
>It was so much cum, I had to swallow at least 3 times.
>I didn't want the cum to stop.
>I'm going to wait a week and hit him up again for some more throat pounding

>>6894162
Try taking a hot bubble bath. I usually that to calm down right next to sleeping and listening to music

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>>6894164
idk what i'm gonna do with this quesarito if you don't help

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>>6894169
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

>>6894148
three years ago

>>6894146
im just still trying to convince myself that a 6'2 with a large ribcage and a face like mine can pass for a girl

the people ive shown my pic to say i dont have super masculine feature so that's good i guess but thats still hard to believe when youre looking at that face in the mirror everyday

>>6894176
JEALOUS

>>6894179
wow she's really slurping down that quesarito

>>6894172
don't they always put garlic on the crust? that's part of why i liked dominos the most back when i bought pizza

>>6894174
whoa that soudns like an uncomfortable situation

>>6894182
i forget if that's before or after they revamped the recipe and became delicious as fuck

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>>6894176
Welp thats enough lurking for now.

>>6894176
Cute. Be safe

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>>6894176
did he pat you on the head afterwards

nim is a good girl

>>6894164
I honestly have no clue.
I'm just waiting for some magical terrorist to suicide bomb my house.
>>6894178
my bath doesn't have a plug anymore
so i can't
everything is going wrong
i asked my mom to leave my fan on and she put her hands up told me to stop treating her badly and then left??
Fuck life is so weird

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>>6894171
HUGS
>>6894176
that's p hot desu
baka
>>6894179
let me eat it then
>>6894187
yea I am

>>6894180
I can say it to her face instead, before I kiss her~

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im sad

When I tuck, are my testicles supposed to stay in place themselves, or is my penis/underwear the only thing holding them up in my abdomen?

my pizza is bakin

>>6894188
Not on specialty pizzas :/
>>6894117
This is a good compliment. Thank you.

>>6894192
:)

>>6894085
u should get double promotion on mtfg tier list.

>>6894201
why
>>6894202
really tight underwear or tape holds them in place
>>6894193
call k12 yaya

>>6894209
I did.
Didn't work out well

>>6894202
Get tight underwear.

>>6894193
Wut?
Sometimes I can't understand peoples actions

>>6894209
Okay.

It's so hard to get both up there and have them held in place when I put underwear on...

>>6894209
idk im just always sad pook

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pizzas out of the oven kiddos

>tfw you've trained your muscles to suck your gt into your body when outside
great feel, now i dont have to tuck

>>6894217
muscular girl penis

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>tfw Cookie-cake and Ice-cream because I'm depressed and I hate myself

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>>6894182
You honestly won't know until you try. It's literally impossible to tell how well things will go beforehand. Your face doesn't have any super masculine features, like you said, but that's really all that can be said at this point.

Honestly, not knowing is more frightening than knowing. Once you start doing things it will honestly get easier.

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eh i'm not attractive enough for meme-prostitution

just gonna not do anything ever ok

>>6894211
wtf they blacklisted u
nazi school
>>6894215
:/ aren't u happy sometimes
>>6894214
i put my underwear on
then like
take one hand from behind and push the testes while pulling peepee under me
l-lol

>>6894213
Me neither.
I'm so fucking sad
just why
>>6894227
It takes a while.
People don't flock to you instantly.

>>6894224
thanks lani <3

now the hurdle is just getting the damn hormones

>>6894176
trip on maddie

>>6894230
idk what they did
just
so fucking shitty i dont know

>>6894232
yeah i know, my profile is still "under review".
i just tried picking out a photo and got discouraged .-.

>>6894227
do you want hormones y/n?

>>6894240
yeah i'm trying to sell my boy body for the money to obtain them

>>6894236
mayb they're transphobic

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>>6894227
What is meme-prostitution?
>>6894232
Things get better they always do. I feel super shitty too but I know those feelings will pass over

>>6894241
If you live in the us I'll buy 'em for you
at least a few pills

>>6894230
I wish I stopped getting boners so I could keep practicing

>>6894237
ahh
fair enough
it takes a day or so
>>6894246
i know they will but rn not much matters
im hungry, feel shitty, and hate myself.
>>6894243
they wouldn't even know im trans though

>>6894252
isla are you my princess

>>6894201
me too, I can't get my girl cloths :_:

>>6894246
this seekingarrangement website. basically like a sugar daddy thing
>>6894248
don't waste yer money on me

>>6894208
i really should. anon used an old pic of me on the most recent even. whoever made it always does that and puts me low :(


tfw just ordered pizza hut...

>>6894253
my tripcode says that.
but i doubt i am a princess to anyone that i want to be a princess to.

>>6894246
>What is meme-prostitution?
camwhoring probably

>>6894256
I will gib
75 dollar

You shouldn't whore yourself out for something you haven't tried yet.

>>6894206
whaaaa that's silly

>>6894252
im a shota prince

>>6894259
You're a princess to anon!

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>>6894260
that'd be incredibly fucking generous..
how could i contact you?

>>6894256
You can be my legal prostitute anytime
>>6894252
Makes some food, take a shower, and wrap yourself in blankets. Be cosy and I'll be here when you get back.

>>6894267
oh im a shota princess
im jelly

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>>6894258
i ordered pizza hut 2 days ago
it gave me chest pains and made me wanna die
it was tasty though

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>>6894233
It will be worth the trouble. Just try to stay sane in the meantime and try not to worry too much, which I know is asking a lot but yeah

>>6894271
got discord?

i have a smooth tummy
yay yay
best feel

>>6894275
give me ur sub bitch

>>6894275
That's why I buy pizza from a mom and pop shop or make my own. No need for processed shipped in pizza.

>>6894272
I do not have the food you speak about.
I'm wrapped in blankets but I have a headache and I'm sad
>>6894269
I want someone to treat me like a princess and help make me happy
specific person.
>>6894275
i wanna order pizza hut
hm

>>6894276
>tfw no school where Elanna can mentor and guide scared transitioners

>>6894277
Maeve#9689
i'm also in some /mtfg/ server

>>6894279
i don't
horrible feel
;;
>>6894286
You deserve it!
>>6894289
cool~

>>6894194
Omg it was, it was the most cum I've ever had. I'm a huge cum slut. I might even let him fuck me next time then finish him down my throat.

>>6894295
unblock me, i wanted to talk!

heres that stupid song i cried to
https://youtu.be/0CVLVaBECuc

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>>6894286
Will a kiss help?

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>>6894284
it's all yours
after you turn 18
>>6894285
i mean i could, but it's like $5 more for local pizza places and the crust is all thin and stuff and if you want toppings it could go up to $30 for a whole pizza
so i prefer pizza hut
>>6894286
do it, you should eat something today

>>6894299
Not who you think I am froggu

hooray for beating anorexic tendencies and fueling ur body for the upcoming skeleton war

>>6894295
i haven't done anything to deserve that.
>>6894302
i can't afford to waste money like that lol
>>6894301
only from brit faye.
but i would rather a hug from her.
Or just to talk to her.

I can't stop eating like 1800 calories a day help

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>>6894302
I am 18!!!
>>6894295
pay for my ffs
>>6894308
yay gj

>>6894308
my mom keeps saying i'm anorexic lmao
theres a difference between anorexia and not eating food because you need to save money.

>>6894316
Thats an alright amount if you workout every day.

>>6894302
I guess I'm spoiled at the places I go to. A large pizza is like $15-$17 and they make their crust big and fluffy
>>6894310
Do you know were she is now?

>>6894310
get someone to buy you pizza hut then?
>>6894318
ok here *gives sub*

>>6894320
theres no different to ur body
>>6894318
:)
>>6894316
eat spicy food. makes you less hungry. drink lots of water.

>>6894316
drink more water yaya
>>6894326
-sub succ-