Too Ugly to be Gay

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Is anyone else too ugly to be gay?

My Story

>Be budding bisexual since preteens.
>Come to terms with it at 18 after high school, inspired to follow gay lifestyle after reading Hardblush.
>Lose weight, get fashion sense, buy form-fitting clothing.
>Cyber on Chatroullette, frequent gay threads and 420chan's gay board (2009-2010, so /lgbt/ didn't exist yet).
>Go to private art college at 19, go to gay bars to dance. Got my first kiss from a flamer named Jacob.
>Come out at 20.

Then it goes downhill.
>Balding, had to shave head at 21. Been thinning since 18, but I managed to hide it until then.
>Have gross pedo-stache I have to shave all the time.
>Get back hair all over.
>Quit school after two years, in the four years since then I gained weight, been in and out of work. Now happily employed as a security guard.
>25, now. Saving for my own car so I don't look weird when I get back into dating.

People tell me I look good with a shaved head, but I dunno.

At least those two years were pretty good. Sucks being the poster boy for gay death, though (if I'm using that right).