/mtfg/ Transgirl General

I am gone right now...

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>>6867263

bu tt e
>>6867271
gone like a freight train?
gone like yesterday?
gone like a soldier in a civil war bang bang?

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>>6867265
I cannot wait for falllll

Why must threads die mommy?

first for being strongest in thread

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>>6867279
Me either! It's my favorite season!!

goodbye """""winter""""", hello summer ;~;
>tfw one month of spring and autumn and one month of winter with only one cold day

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>>6867284
I wanna enjoy seasons while they last, thanks climate change :T

>>6867271
take me with you
>>6867280
mommy

>>6867273
I-It's true tho

>>6867288
Yes, I live in SoCal so it's pretty mild here but our Fall season is amazing as far as weather goes~

Cis male here.

I havent lifted or ate up too my calories because ive been studying magick and depressed as shit. I need a day or two off imo.

Ama about lifting.

Also you girls shoildn get into paganism at the very least.

>>6867270
hm
im justcurious because ive never had it before
i only get erections when im in sexual situations really
like its rare
idunno
>>6867269
dear christ
>>6867275
well
i had a butt plug thingy once
cuz my bf wanted me to have a tail thing when we were together
and my mom found it while i was in rehab
never heard about it though
lol
>>6867293
>live in so cal
i hate this place to be honest.
its so gay

>>6867285
>Tfw still have to wear a damned suit to work
How are you doing sheen?

Where does mtfg get their mones? Should I order QHI or IHP? Those seem to be the most recommended by 4chin.

I'm getting 50 MG Cyproterone tablets.

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I'm thinking about getting a Duluth #100 purse but idk what color to do
I kinda like this
>>6867293
Illinois has some pretty funky seasons. Sometimes it seems like we're getting no snow and then we're hit with a blizzard and there's no spring and it's just
Idk
CHICAGO WEATHER BE CRAZY AND WINDY

>>6867289
NO! NO FAGGOTS ALLOWED!

Except for cute faggots like Kiwi.

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>>6867300
Wow you're here too! I am in OC, how about you?:3

>>6867288
>summer
humid as fuck. Without AC, you may as well always be outside.
>autumn
so prettyyyy :D
also apples and haloween
>winter
SNOWBOARDING!!!
>spring
flowers and pretty stuff... and allergies

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>>6867294

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if i ever pass it will be as an egg girl

(also what the fuck is this captcha)

>>6867303
Oh wow so you get intense seasons!

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>>6867294

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>>6867300
>dear christ
I've been walked in on masturbating a few times
It's
Always a strange experience where we both say nothing about it and pretend like we didn't just see me doing lewd shit.

>>6867304
im a faggot u said i was
>>6867309
that's me

>>6867294
i can confirm magic is cool

>>6867305
TO
or Ventura County area.
Kinda.
yeah
the area is just so weird though
>>6867314
my mom has unknowingly walked in on me with stuff in my butt a lot of times lmfao
i always feel guilty for some reason like
oops

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>>6867294
What should I do for core strength? I want a tighter tummy (not abs though) but as far as I understand it most core exercises will just launch me into fridgemode. Is there anything I can do or will I just have to accept my hips?

Also I can squat lmao2pl8 now, please tell me I'm good.

>>6867294
>magick
you must be one of those robot-wizards.

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>>6867322
I've never been caught
but I am paranoid people have heard me through the walls

>>6867331
>but I am paranoid people have heard me through the walls
I let out a pretty loud yelp last time...

>>6867331
this is why if i ever do anything i muffle myself.

>>6867332
s-same

>ywn lay an egg and sit on it like a good mommy chicken

;_________;

>>6867294
Enochian magick?

>>6867341
mommy

>>6867341
steal someone else's egg

>>6867337
on the bright side, I don't have thin walls anymore.

>>6867326
>Robot-wizards
How are you being blasé about a robot wizard?
That sounds like the awesomest thing ever!

>>6867331
Same. Birdo has made me moan pretty loud once or twice

>>6867350
have you not noticed that I'm condescending about everything and towards everyone?

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Hey sluts. How is everyone? Any of my OG bishes still around?

>>6867352
>>6867348
I can't make eye contact with the people in the house shortly after

>>6867352
we're talking about masturbating, nobody cares about your sex life

>>6867355
hi ricky i'm anon

I can't think of a good trip name.

>>6867324
2pl8 really isnt that bad tbqh...for a girl lol
But really just keep it up sweetheart and you'll be fine tbqh...

>>6867326
Wizardry has changed my life for the better.

>>6867342
All types of magick. Hermeticism teaches to stay towards the middle.

it feels like my nipples are being stabbed every couple of seconds

Yall niggahs is gay!~~~~

>>6867355
ricky ilysm
add me on steam or smthing
>>6867365
im a cute faggot

>>6867365
I'm not gay I like boys

>>6867362
Boipucci Wrecker

>>6867362

ellie or Rachel pick one

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>>6867358
I love anons. Sup?

>>6867368
sure! what's your steam babe?

>>6867322
Oh okay yeah above LA! I am in Anaheim Hills which is more inland OC

>>6867370
yeah that's what elanna used to say
now she calls herself "the BIGGEST dyke in the thread"

>>6867363
No but I mean are there any lifts I can do for a stronger core without messing up my waistline? Or can I only count on what I get out of squats?

Also thank you!

somebody choke me

>>6867375
choke me

>>6867375
http://steamcommunity.com/id/NUGGIEBABY22/home/

r u fulltime now

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>>6867377
I mean...I guess some girls are ok

>>6867375
Oh geez you're buff as fuck
Please hit me

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>>6867377
actually picture of elanna

>>6867376
ahh
i know that place
i've been there a few times
for golf tournaments
it was fun.
but yeah im near Westlake which is a nice place

>>6867371
I'm not a chaser though
>>6867372
I have a real name picked out already

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So I decided to not go out all of Sep(like bars or parties) so I can get hw done and get to the gym more and lose weight for Halloween costumes!
I CAN DO THIS!!

>>6867389
and its Rachel

I just watched two employees (females) beat the shit out of each other..

ay caramba i just want a gf tbgdh

>>6867378
Mmm you can try weighted situps or russian twists which is something I enjoy doing.

Deadlifta also work core and dont really mess anything up. Also weigthed dips also.

Pretty much everything uses your abs tbqh since its your core you know.

Im drunk and bored so i dont mind giving advice.

I'm so ugly and mannish

>>6867388
Yeah it's nice here but there's a lot of yuppies Dx I drive an old Mazda so I always feel out of place lol

>>6867393
hot wish i got beat up

>>6867377
She got really upset when I read this post to her I think she's about to angrily type a reply.

>>6867375
nm. life goes on the same. How's you? Still with the transmasc bf?

>>6867392
Who is rachel?

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>>6867377
Anon just told me you said this and I had to just pop in to say definitely not gay.

I blame you for my warm soba.

>>6867396
Iktf

>>6867399
I just stood there eating a bag of chips

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>>6867379
Find a cute boy to choke you instead.

>>6867380
Yeah. Also, sent.

>>6867383
lmao you silly anon, that's not me
I'm thin like a twig.

what anime do I have to watch to be trutrans

>>6867397
aww
idk i wish there was something attractive about that lifestyle to me

>>6867406
A-are you and your gf still together

>>6867357
I'm talking about masturbating also
Just through Skype

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>>6867400
Yeah I'm still with the same boy. He's a qt.

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>>6867408
hamtaro
then your 3 year old self needs to cry to your mom that you want to be the girl hamster

>>6867410
>>6867412

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>>6867404
>Iktf
doubt

>>6867408
yuri yuri
sakura kiss
im trying to think of more retarded animes

>>6867403
s-sorry

>>6867412
THATS MY PIC
woa he transitioned?
Did I miss smthing

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How long does it take for a psych to respond to a email?

>>6867416
you look really pretty in this photo sheen!

>>6867416
There is no doubt

>go late night grocery shopping
>checking out
>oh no..people i know
>standing by me talking to a worker
>"i mean we're weird but not that weird.."
>"oh we saw a girl earlier with really tight yoga pants and she kinda had something in her pocket, maybe.something that didnt belong" hahaha
>stare while leaving
>they dont even look at me

>>6867425
2 Business days maximum

>>6867406
>lmao you silly anon, that's not me
Oh!

>I'm thin like a twig.
oh...

Have a nice day then, my b

>>6867426
except for the old man with a man beard and man forehead and man skin and giant man frame and 600lbs overweight

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>tfw str8 cis male
>tfw alpha af

>>6867431
Thanks

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>>6867421
Sorries won't make my soba cold again

>>6867434
Ik all that except the weight
Feels bad

>>6867428
were they referring to you....or?

>>6867435
you take the same angled pic and make the same face every time

>>6867414
i think i might have watched sone of that when i was in elementary school

>>6867437
i love you?

>>6867435
I could take you in a fight

>>6867427
actually just kinda disrespectful to sheen

Voice contest! Who has the best voice?
Everyone post a vocaroo of you saying something and everyone else vote for the trip with the best voice!

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>>6867424
He hasn't transitioned but he looks qt af even without the testo. It will happen eventually, then all I have to do is make him go to the gym and become ripped.

>>6867447
ooo that's good
i hope u 2 get married and i attend the wedding

>>6867446
why ? korra gnna win like last time

>>6867446
https://clyp.it/kyv3ofpj

>>6867440
yeah theye calling me a freak essentially. :/

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>>6867446
How about most faggy voice contest?

https://clyp.it/dryj4zjl?token=3a84964fafce752fed5f4e9751ae49b8

>>6867265
Does anyone know where the photo in the OP was taken? Thanks.

>>6867406
>Boy
No ty I want a girl to choke me, boys are for fucking

>>6867457
I'm sorry

>>6867445
How?

>>6867458
CUTE <3

>>6867446
I would but I haven't really trained my voice
and I don't know what to say
so it's too much anxiety

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>>6867443
N-nani?

>>6867455
Kenzie passed away last night.

Why what's up

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>>6867441
that's just how I smile :(

>>6867444
1 v 1 me little girl I'll best u up!

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>>6867446
>>6867446
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lC6rO5tHSZ

>>6867463
>be unattractive and fully aware of it
>someone who is obviously more attractive than me acts as if they have the same struggles as me

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I have a 20% off + free shipping code for H&M
What do I buy with it

>>6867469
You can't fight
I would kill you

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>>6867469
you think you can take me?!
I beat Grace, what makes you think I can't beat you?

>>6867446
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Jf9PQL3pwh

>>6867472
cute sweaters and scarves

>>6867471
Except I'm not attractive so I think it was ok to say what I said

>>6867470
NO CIS GIRLS ALLOWED

>>6867481
shut up retard

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>>6867474
u would get rekd fgt

>>6867476
same for u. little girls shouldn't pick fights with manly men such as myself

>>6867452
lol qt

>>6867485
ya u are

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I'm not a jew

>>6867484
that's so sexist
w-what if I sneak attacked you?

>>6867457
gosh darnit beep i wish i could beat up all these jerks who pick on you

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Why does my roommate run off to brush her teeth before we platonically hang out on the couch?

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>>6867486

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>>6867482
Then tell that to them!

>>6867494
maybe she wants to give you some soft platonic kisses

>>6867494
She wants you to put your peen in her mouth.

>>6867493
i wish you could too :( im not even mean to people anymore..i havent hurt anyone in years..

>>6867493
oh gosh
you sound like my ex when I told him about when I got bullied
and now I am having flashbacks about the event.

I have consumed approximately 120ml of ethanol and I don't want to die any more

this works far better than my medication

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>>6867491
Oy vey
>>6867478
Hm
Someone else here wanted to get it
I might get it in Burgandy

>>6867491
every jew says that

>>6867495
-femanon blushing-
>>6867494
platonic kissing

>>6867502
yeah ur a good girl desu, u dont deserve to be picked on like that

>>6867503
oops sorry

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>>6867500
This

>>6867508
This

>>6867497
This

>>6867505
thats too dorky
and you better not pay more than like 10 bucks for that
just buy a large mens hoodie from goodwill or smth

>>6867509
it's fine
I just feel so much second hand embarrassment for past-snicks now
it was pretty humiliating

>>6867483
Rude

>>6867484
Trust me Korra, you wouldn't stand a chance

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>>6867512
Lol truuu
This is why I run things by people before I buy them

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>>6867477
when you get no comments on your voice meme

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>>6867303
That bag is 125 dollars WHAT

>>6867509
i was really mean in high school and it ruined my social life completely. i need to start over. i dont talk to anyone anymore now that my gf is gone :(

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>>6867492
not even then :^) 2 strong 5 u

>>6867517
pssh u got nuthin

>>6867518
thats cute but one thing is
i got a sweater like that once and it was really scratchy and didnt feel good to wear on bare skin at all
also makes you look like 10 years older

>>6867522
beep you need hugs :c
i will also provide +1 guaranteed friend

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Grace is a Stacy.

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>>6867506
shhh don't tell anyone
>>6867505
iz mir

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>>6867521
This one is 150 :^)
Not a fan of the print on this one at least

>>6867510
This

>>6867523
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>6867528
A wha
>>6867526
Hrmmm
I wish I could use this in store but it's online only so
Gonna have to keep trying to guess what'll be nice on me

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>>6867303
duluth pack is the shit. if you take care of it, it'll outlast you. I've seen 30+ year old dp that looked brand new

>>6867529
pls do le hand rubbing meme with your hat on

>>6867523
it's not all about strength
it's about wit
you don't know HOW you would win the fight.
but I have a plan for every variable

>>6867535
wew that is
cute

>>6867523
Oh man I love your arms

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>>6867533
eh?

>>6867539
hmm tru only one way to find out :^)

>>6867542
ty. hi btw ^^;

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>>6867532
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.
T̤͍̗̻͔͈̥͕̗͙̔̐͒̀̑̽̅h̷̨͎̞̪̮̤̣̞̆͐̈͒͘͡i̷̧̡͕̹̰̮̖͖̓̆͂̂̀̅̑̾͡͡ş̸̨̼͔̟̼͚͕̺̫̈́̌͐̿̑̂́͞
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>tfw doc says he can try to speed up getting into endo for me
today is going great, hrt soon

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>>6867536
Shill me on it harder
I think for like
Purses and packs and stuff, I've got my little purse which is good for going out for a little bit, and then the dp would be if I'm gonna be gone all day and need to carry some stuff with me, and then I've got a backpack for if I need a looooot of stuff
The #100 seems like a nice middleground between my little purse and backpack
Idk what the difference between 100, 200, and 300 is tho
>>6867541
Does it get the anon seal of approval then? It comes in plain grey too

>>6867543
there is no need tho
I just told you
wit>strength
it's settled

>>6867523
>that pic
were the rumors about michelle true?

>>6867547
I want something like that

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>>6867538
>>6867547
just different sizes. they are the longest running canvas bag company in the USA

>>6867523
yeah u
literally look like a man in makeup in that pic
sorry

>>6867547
the one with the stripes comes in plain grey? or the pink one
personally i like the knit pattern on the second one better

>>6867553
you need to be pulling a diabolical face but that was a good attempt

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>>6867545
>.
>.
>T̤͍̗̻͔͈̥͕̗͙̔̐͒̀̑̽̅h̷̨͎̞̪̮̤̣̞̆͐̈͒͘͡i̷̧̡͕̹̰̮̖͖̓̆͂̂̀̅̑̾͡͡ş̸̨̼͔̟̼͚͕̺̫̈́̌͐̿̑̂́͞
>.
>.
.
.
T̤͍̗̻͔͈̥͕̗͙̔̐͒̀̑̽̅h̷̨͎̞̪̮̤̣̞̆͐̈͒͘͡i̷̧̡͕̹̰̮̖͖̓̆͂̂̀̅̑̾͡͡ş̸̨̼͔̟̼͚͕̺̫̈́̌͐̿̑̂́͞
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>>6867547
they also make ones that can conceal guns

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This is how I die.

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>>6867548
hmmmmmmmm

>>6867550
idk if this is good or bad :[

>>6867554
well i am a man so like yeah

accidentally left my sex stuff and other supplies drawer open
my mom didnt notice it tho
reminder that im almos ta total failure lul

>>6867564
flexing your muscles doesn't prove to me how you would win or if you would win desu

>>6867565
your mom noticed and was like
>she has more sex toys than me!

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>>6867564
fight me irl

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>>6867554
Is the second one the pink one or the stripes one? But yea stripes also comes in plain grey
>>6867553
I think I'm gonna just get the 100 then since it seems to be the most popular and plentiful choice
>>6867561
That isn't a concern just yet since it'll be a year until I can even apply to carry one
Still good to know tho

>>6867570
the one with the stripes looks the best overall imo

>>6867568
actually
my last partner before i unpaused my relationship with my now ex took all of them home with them so
I only have a non functional vibrator, an empty bottle of lube, and throat number for that sexual partner
so yeah
also there is a few other things but
meh
lazy.

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>>6867567
it ttly does! bc i wouldn't need a strategy for someone tiny like u :^)

>>6867569
time and location little girl!

>think that i might be a girl
>come here for a few hours
Nothing makes dysphoria flee like watching you guys bicker.

>eat food but no taste
>sleep but still restless
>talk at other not to them
>insides melting from hrt

also
>tfw that person couldn't even blow me because "m-muh gag reflex"
acting like i have a dick thats not small.
>>6867576
mommy

>>6867570
you'll only be able to fit a single stack gun like the 43 in. my 19 has to go on the inside of the bag
>>6867575
rite now noob

>>6867576
nothing makes my will to live flee like watching them bicker

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>tfw still man arms

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>>6867580
ur goin down girlie

>>6867579
stop saying stuff like that ur 17

>>6867578
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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i think ufufu when i look at this
>>6867572
Hm, alright then! And then I can try other stuff out when I get paid next week, I just gotta use the coupon now and on just one item
>>6867580
I'd only carry something small like a 43 probably
I'm not expecting to fight mall ninjas and stuff but I do live just an hour out from Chicago so I should probably be armed.

>>6867575
why not?
doesn't sound like you would make a very good general underestimating your enemy like that

>>6867586
b-but im 18 now mooom >_<

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Guys what body part should we complain about not being feminine enough next?

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>>6867593
Elbows

>>6867593
Toes.
>tfw masculine toes

>>6867585
holy cow Korra is hot
the character I mean
n-not that trip-Korra isn't attractive
....I'll shut up now

>>6867592
*gulps*

>>6867594
MY ELBOWS ARE NOT NEAR POINTY NOR GIRLY ENOUGH
Thats it I'm detransing.

>>6867593
everything

>>6867594
man elbows and knees are legit disgusting tho

>>6867523
All I have to do is trip you and jump hard into your rib cage

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>>6867591
bc i could just pick I up and tickle u tbdesu then bam fight over

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>>6867593
shins

>>6867596
>tfw toe hair
I wish I was joking. Jdimsa

>>6867593
penis

>>6867597
there are actual passing people who post here who you can chase

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>>6867606
I have toe and feet hair
Takes two seconds to shave

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>>6867597
ur a top qt lol

>>6867593
also my weird fucking rib cage
>>6867598
I can talk about anything I want!!
WIENER!!!!!!

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>>6867604
s-she knows my weakness

>>6867606
ear and nose hair
knuckle hair

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>>6867607
My penis is very feminine actually.

>npc in rpg has your ex gfs name

: (

pookie
because i don't feel it's reasonable
simple : /

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>>6867604
Korra I could beat you easily by poisoning you with metal and forcing your head into an air vacuum.

>>6867608
I was just saying!
I'm not a chaser ;-;
>>6867611
I'm not a top at all

>>6867615
I have knuckle hair and nose hair too. ;-;

>>6867619
That literally makes no sense.

>>6867620
good to know other people have these thoughts

OOH MY MONEY BAG LONGER THAN NASCAR RACE

>>6867581
hey add me on discord tho

>>6867612
stooop ><

>>6867624
>didnt get the reference

>>6867625
i need an irl quid hugg

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I'm so excited for next week, Sunday I go play airsoft, and then new sweater and hoodie arrive and then payday and then eyedoctor appointment
Gonna be a blast

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>>6867559
.
.
T̴̨̰̦͙̙̞͔͈͔͌̓͐͋̀̀͜h̵͉͇͔͍̥̓́̏̍̅į̴̠͔̪̳̈̊̋̌̆̾s̢̛͚͖͙͊̿̕̕ͅ
̬̮͓̣̓̎͂̉́͆͜ḩ̷̨̯̬̫̘̻͙͇̐́̽͡͠
̛͓͍̠̭̟̭̮͔̊̍̑͒̈͜i̴̡̛̠͔͕̹̲̿͂̐͌́̾̕͡
̹̲̰͈̺̯̜̭̏̅̋̉̎̂͘ͅś͔̦̤̥̖̄̉̃̎́͢͞͠
.
.

>>6867624
>woosh

>>6867627
where you at bb

(they never follow up after this message :( )

>>6867619
I'm glad being suicidal is unreasonable and doesn't seem to be important to you

seems simple 2 me

>>6867626
>>6867630
this is me caring

>>6867631
long island

>>6867628
it will almost be like you are a normal person!

>>6867625
You can't stop me.

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I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PURCHASED A LITRE OF BAILEYS WHILE DRUNK

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>>6867635
Slowly but surely I'll get there!

>>6867634
i might be in NYC soon, serious inquiries only

skype: quidlet
discord: quid#0613

>>6867636
that doesn't mean I have to like it

>>6867637
lmao did u plagiarize then make sure turnitin wouldn't find anything

>>6867639
o

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>>6867638
You still post here so I dont think so.

>>6867639
You like it a lot, though.

isla gimme ur old scalpels

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>>6867645
I'll never be completely normal, but I'm hoping I can be kinda normie. I don't want mtfg to be my life, I just want it to be a place I post sometimes.

I want to smooch with isla

>>6867640
I never plagiarised :P
it's just that turnitin almost always picks up like 5% anyway

so i tried not drinking today.

it was a bad idea because it resulted in my hands getting so shakey i could barely type. i couldn't even open my pill bottle of hormones.

time for rehab again? i mean, i'm oddly functional at work and my life. i eat healthy, i go to work, i do well at my job, and i sleep well. its just when i stop drinking that i have problems

>tfw u need a lip lift and a nose job revision but ur poor and can't afford either

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>>6867650
If sometimes means ALL the time.

I just wish I had more oxycodone to enjoy this situation more

>>6867656
RACHEL!
I'm drunk at 3pm

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What's a good online store to shop for clothes?
I tried amazon but there's too much stuff so it's hard to look through when you aren't sure of what you're looking for.

>>6867656
well I mean, I would say maybe join AA and if that doesnt help then rehab

>>6867632
as much as you're important to me, i can't make decisions based on how you feel, unless i see a reason to. this is my decision for myself and i can't have all my decisions made more difficult, believe me, i feel for you : ( but there's more than one person here. i'm sorry.

>>6867657
ur tiny lips are cute bae now post bobs

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>>6867659
HEY I didn't say I was there YET
I still have a lot of progress to make but I'm doing better than I used to at least.
Promoted at work, full time girl, I like where my life is going~
>>6867663
>What's a good online store to shop for clothes?
H&M
Just got free shipping and 20% off an item just for signing up for the newsletter
Ezpz, and their stuff is already pretty cheap anyway
There's also forever21

>>6867666
They're not cute I look like a man. Also my bobs are for my gf these days

>>6867651
oh
>>6867649
no
they're mine
i need them to cut uhh stuff
yeah no i dont need them but its a just in case.
safety back up plan.

>>6867656
If it ain't broke don't fix it imo. I have a few drinks almost every day and it's fine. If your job, relationships, etc start to suffer then it's time for rehab.

>>6867664
i've tried the whole AA thing, doesn't really work for me.

i think i'm going to try to taper down. like tomorrow, i'll have three drinks - one at lunch, one after work, one before bed. do that for two days, then go down to two drinks for two days, and then one drink for two days and see what happens.

>>6867660
hi kato, pls be careful with the drinking

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>>6867668
Wheres it going?

>>6867669
sometimes I feel like I just want to hit you, also, how about 2 buttcheeks then?

>>6867672
is ~6 units of alcohol a day okay? IE: 2 shots and 4 beers?

>>6867674
I can't afford to be an alcoholic
stupid taxes

I'll just buy heroin off alphabay :^^^^^^^^^^^^)

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>>6867676
Semi-functional autistic girl life

>>6867670
i luv you

>>6867678
As long as it doesn't affect your life negatively I think it's ok.

>>6867683
oh thanks anon

>>6867663
asos and aritzia

banana republic has good sales a lot if ur into being a boring corporate white girl like me

>>6867665
making someone suicidal isn't a reason
ok
hope you can still feel for me once i kms Xd
>>6867670
can i have like
one

>>6867678
>2 shots
lmfao I drank a quarter of a bottle of gin and a quarter of a bottle of gin and I feel barely anything

where do I get a low tolerance like that?
only times I've ever actually been drunk it's taken over 400ml of vodka

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>>6867657
same but
>tfw need a lip lift and a brow shave and hairline advance and a lower bleparoplasty

>>6867677
Why do u want to hit me anon ;_;

>>6867691
>quarter of a bottle of gin and a quarter of a bottle of gin
okay maybe I feel something
one of those is supposed to be vodka

>>6867692
you just need to lose 150 pounds
most of the surgery would be sucking away fat

>>6867689
idk who you are though
i would have to make a decision on who it is.

>>6867697
I'm working on losing that

>>6867695
'cause your just asking for it and I asked for booty-butt-cheeks! (not that I wouldn't mind squeezing these melons)

>>6867698
pooooooooooooooooooooooooooookie

>>6867691
6 is low end for me, it's usually about 10 now, used to be more.

1 shot in the morning, shot and a beer for lunch, shot and 2 beers after work, indeterminable amount of bourbon once i get home

>>6867702
Don't tell her I showed u this

unsee.
cc/gusepadi/

>>6867689
>trying to manipulate people with threats of suicide
r u for real nigga?

>>6867686
want to get married?

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>>6867681
The dream.

>>6867668
Thank you

>>6867688
Thank you too, I don't really have a style and am not too sure of what I like or what would look good on me so I don't want to spend too much on nicer clothes

>>6867703
alright
im gonna
need
to talk to you
separately rn
like for real.
>>6867708
i wanna get married and wear a girl suit to the wedding
but first i need to find someone that im attracted to

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Fell asleep in the shower...oops~
Guess that means I should go to bed. Goodnight everyone and sweet dreams!<3

>>6867705
>unsee.
>cc/gusepadi/
unf~
is it me or did it get bigger?

>>6867711
Like a suit made of girls? Like buffalo bill?

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>>6867709
The best dream anyone can hope for

>>6867706
Yeah I know I'm a bad person
>>6867711
ok

>>6867711
ow, my, heart, </3

>>6867713
I prayed to the bimbo gods and they made me into a stupid slut

>>6867712
How do you even do that?

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https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/17mwy7/permanent_hair_removal/c87b5o9
Does this actually happen a lot?
I was gonna use a groupon deal for laser, but this is making me reconsider.

>>6867704
I had the kind of tolerance where ten shots at once does barely anything to me before I'd even drank a thing
I've got a ridiculous tolerance to everything except weed for no apparent reason

like 95mg of oxycodone barely got me high
70mg of oxycodone + 375mg of dxm + 120mg of codeine + a bunch of alcohol + presumably 20-40mg of valium (don't remember taking it but it was missing) is what it took to get me to an enjoyable level of high

meanwhile I smoke half a joint and I'm literally fucking hallucinating

problem is weed is so god damned expensive here

>>6867723
lol, I love you

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>>6867725
My anxiety meds kicked in and I nodded off ._.;

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>>6867725
idk about her but lately i've been sitting down in the shower for like 30 minutes and sometimes i feel comfy enough to fall asleep

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>>6867732
did you take xanax or something?

>>6867703
I hope you're safe, I hope to see you soon.

>>6867733
That's what I did! I sat on the floor and 20 minutes later I was like FFFUUUUUARK COLD WATER haha

>>6867736
ur decision
idno wat safe is tho

>>6867739
I just hope you're taking care of yourself, I'm sorry that I'm sticking to my decision, though. I hope to talk to you soon.

>>6867735
lorazepam, 4 mg