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Old >>6865007
>tfw suicidal thoughts creep back in
thought i was done with those
snapchat made me realize i'll only ever pass a deer-kin
hey my titties HURT
>>6866212
b-bad nim
>>6866212
>tfw never had suicidal thoughts until 3 months ago...
>>6866214
tfw never gently and chastely hold isla
hmmm
this seems like a good place to find a nice, cute, laidback, mentally stable gf
>>6866215
take them off
>>6865839
>>6865893
>>6865910
>>6865927
>>6865949
>own a Sayaka cosplay
>desperately want to try it at next comic con
>convinced it'll be horrible so I constantly put it back six months because 'next time will be better'
>it's possible that next time will never be better
s t e w i n &
>>6866215
I rub mine up with this stuff when that happens
>>6866220
Uh... sure... maybe...
I'm nice and laidback. idk about cute or mentally stable though.
BUT! I'm better than most trannies at the mentally stable part.
I'm in class
I wanna die
How are you tho, /mtfg/
Everything ok?
>>6866224
brewing
>>6866228
I cant do that though because I look gross
I shower with clothes on
>>6866220
>nice
sure
>cute
subjective
>laidback
absolutely
>mentally stable
oh.
>>6866237
>mfw I can't tell if I'm cute because nobody tells my I'm cute except for my friends and partners...
>>6866222
Just do it anon. 90% of cosplays are embarrassing anyway but as long as you have fun its okay.
>>6866227
Well would you like to be my gf? Or at least consider it?
>>6866248
loosey goosey
>>6866252
LOL I WAS ABOUT TO POST THAT
>>6866248
Well, see if you can woo me on skype.
whennuggetsattack
>>6866243
I did Madoka once, was amazed by just how nice everybody is. Lots of people wanted photos, and I'm fairly sure that near all of them were sincere.
Not sure where I found that courage though, need to do it again.
>>6866252
vanilla fella
Does anybody know anything about planning a birthday orgy?
>inb4 le fake circe xD
Im literally saying everything she says on gaygen. She ignores the trannies that come in and ask her why she posts there.
>>6866120
I wasn't going out female until 2 months in. Yes, it took a little bit of craziness, but I'd already been going to a therapist for a little bit and I'd already been part time at home n stuff.
Right now you're still in the "oh shit everything is overwhelming" stage. That -will- pass
>>6866261
Keep that disgusting crap in gaygen please
still wanna get fucked
also surprised someone above my standards talks about daydreaming about me.
makes me think that i must have such an endearing personality.
either that or a nice belly button
>>6866188
well yeah i have no clue
u gotta tell me senpai
>>6866191
Too late for that.
Oh and no.
>>6866219
oi?
>>6866261
>Im literally saying everything she says on gaygen.
Not my problem
>tfw you wish you didn't have friends because you want to die
>tfw you wish you never started talking to your family again
>>6866254
>>6866261
le fake circe xD
>>6866260
loosey goosey
What happened to kageshi.com/rooms/mtfg? No one goes there anymore?
>>6866252
Yeah I'm not very good at tinder
>>6866257
Ok :)
>>6866271
vanilla fella
>>6866270
i feel the first one
but my friends are convincing me to eat which i think is a good thing
>>6866274
This is cute and painful to read at the same time
>>6866268
but then you'll be creeped out nigga
imma just keep posting stuff about how you're pretty and I want to snuggle you
>>6866278
How do I make him find other friends so I can fuck off?
>>6866259
madoka huh? do you still have it?
ive got a couple ideas for what we could do with it~
Motherfucker
Are you fucking kidding me
Cps just said they couldn't find any history of abuse after interviewing my family and they think I'm not telling the truth...
They shut the fucking case
Fuckers
Fuck them
I'm being fucking sent back
>>6866296
HE DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
CANT STUMP
>>6866296
"Did you abuse your child"
"Yes"
In what world does that happen
They want signs of abuse I say you give them signs of abuse
>>6866296
they actually believe
the family
over you
thats
fucking hilarious im not gonna lie
>>6866280
She never responded after that last message desu
I'm just a big boneheaded dope
>>6866293
>>6866294
>become extremely emotional and and dependent and cry to them a lot.
I've done this to him for two years or something.
Just wanna go back to sleeping all day and existing, it's comfy and I hate myself so much I can't function lel.
>>6866296
Then run.
They will never admit to abuse.
That would be retarded on their part.
Just run and refuse to go back.
They can't send you back as long as you're willing to run.
>>6866311
not existing*
ha ha fucking kill me
>>6866311
act suicidal to him.
say you can't bare life.
Seriously though try valuing him.
I don't very much want you to lose a friend even if I do not know you.
thats a good idea smiles
you read isla's posts all day you know exactly how to be suicidal
I wish the CPS case for me didn't scare my dad into discontinuing his abuse.
Why couldn't my father just kill me.
>>6866321
i didn't say sex
i said sexualizing
>>6866322
I smiled then got sad then started giggling
this was an amazing roller coaster of a post
9/10
>>6866233
Yea, almost quitin' time at work for me. >>6866296
Yea, just leave. Fuck them, you can do it on your own. Also did you tell them about the paintings? I'm pretty sure with how conservative Aussieland is if you said your dad forced you to look at pornographic paintings of himself they wouldn't send you back.
>>6866328
Still scary
God I'm fucked up in the complete reverse way
>>6866307
Youre a sweet guy desu
I hope you find your waifu soon
>>6866308
ill have plenty of fun with you don't worry
>>6866321
a madoka cuddle is fine too
>>6866333
oh.
well i think i'm fuckedup pretty stupid too.
>>6866336
Cuddling is scary too
I need to work on myself a bit
>>6866319
He knows though, we talk and do stuff every day.
Really like him and stuff but I feel like it would be better if I was alone so I didn't bother people and no one knowing how disgusting I am/look
Also he hugboxes which is pretty awful.
>the first time you made fun of smiles situations you got 10 (you)s of hateful whiteknights
>now everyones used to it
Thinking about buying Cypro. But I'm a sad person. Apparently depression is a symptom of Cypro. Kinda don't wanna get sadder senpai. Also want to kill my balls senpai.
What do?
>>6866343
you
>>6866343
People were only going to take the bait for so long. Just drop to anon and they'll rage just like they used too.
>>6866265
>"oh shit everything is overwhelming" stage
oh shit i'm in that stage too
what sucks about it though is that literally every part of it is gated by ambiguous blocks of time; when do I end up getting an appointment, when do my bootleg hormones get here, when will I be able to go for laser hair removal, etc.
And not only are some parts of that up against a second, more insidious timer of the gradual masculinization of my body, but I also have to go do work (and eventually, schooling) and I really don't give a shit about any of that right now until I can at least get some of this moving. Feels pretty bad man.
>>6866344
i hear sad people abuse pain killers and it makes them happy :D
Is anyone else every weirded out be the fact that everyone thinks you're a girl? I mean like I wanted this and it makes me happy but sometimes I've just overcome with the surreality of it
>>6866339
People hugbox me too on my ribs
it upsets me :/
>>6866343
Because I've given up on cheering her up or trying to make her feel not shit.
I'm literally never gonna be able to do anything and she's her own person.
I guess I was re living my situation and remembering everything that happened to me when she talked about it.
>>6866351
I did that
but now im not allowed painkillers
>>6866352
idk that feel
>>6866352
No one thinks i'm a girl.
Not even once!
>>6866355
u can still get wasted on ibuprofen
>>6866345
>>6866355
yes ghostie how did you know
you are actually the center of the thread and of the world
>>6866351
yupppppppppp
i still crave self-destruction and idk how I'm gonna afford to eat for the next week because my benefits payment didn't come in today for some reason but I feel fine about it
everything's fine
I want someone to hurt me
me irl
reminder that if you have a facebook with personal information on it youre a retard
>>6866364
hmm sounds like the beginnings of a legbutt fight club
>>6866352
haha y-yeah ;_;
>>6866372
ibuprofen doesn't really affect the liver
>>6866338
well if you ever want a homura you know where to look
>>6866350
It's the worst. The system also isn't well designed to give a lot of reassurance to people that are on a timer. Like, when you're getting on hormones in your teens it really does feel like you're racing against the clock.
>tfw never been gendered female ever
>>6866384
>tfw people in the internet call me a girl and i dont like because i dont actually feel like a girl im just a mutant freak
>>6866350
those feels
>>6866352
Nah, I've been familiar with that situation since my childhood. On and off, obviously, but enough for it to feel natural.
im going to make chara my girlfriend
>>6866389
>tfw retard tranny friends said you passed
>tfw you don't and even your hugbox mom accidentally misgendered you today
>>6866373
My FB accounts have inaccurate and diverging personal information.
>>6866397
qualifications and references please? you aren't a cis male are you?
>>6866399
>tfw everyone calls me cute
>tfw im cute
>tfw im not a girl
>tfw they call me a girl anyways
>>6866377
yesss fucking beat me up
I want to relive my school experiences
feeling helpless feels better than being in control of myself
I need to be protected from myself
>>6866407
quid can i replace chara
>>6866409
>xir thinks cute means anything and isn't just a hugbox comment
I bet they say you have nice eyes too faggot.
>tfw you're not tired and not hungry despite very logicaly knowing that I should be.
>tfw also horny and feeling inebriated somehow
I need someone in my bed cuddling and molesting me RIGHT NWOSNSKSKDJDDNDJDJDBDJDJDVDBDBDNDJCBD NOW
>>6866413
i have nice eyes
>>6866399
My mother does that all the time, hard to break decades old habits it seems. But she's worried it could happen in front of strangers because she's afraid they'd think she's crazy...
>>6866413
yeah i dont even know
i still hate myself
i think everyone has nice eyes though
>>6866415
Forgive the dropped trip
>>6866411
are you a hamster
>>6866422
im transham
>>6866417
Your mother is still alive?
ur ancient lmao
>>6866424
are you a psychopath thats chara's best feature
>tfw broke rn and no food in the house
I hate everything.
so how about them headpats
>feel awful all day, barely hungry, snack to keep my energy up
>do the math, about 950 calories
>get home, eat about 750 calories of dinner
I ate less than usual and I still feel disgusting
>>6866436
if some anon donates money to your paypal im going to kill myself
>>6866441
>mfw I've had 100 calories today but I'm not hungry at all
>>6866441
better than me
i've only had a 100 calorie breadroll ._.
>>6866389
ouch.
>tfw people try to force delusions on you with hugboxing
>>6866409
>tfw you look nothing like a girl, but people still insist you do
>>6866413
>>xir thinks cute means anything and isn't just a hugbox comment
>I bet they say you have nice eyes too faggot.
fuck. people told me i have nice eyes forever. thanks for the confirmation, anon.
>>6866445
That's a compelling reason to donate. Do you promise?
>>6866411
you can be my side chara
I've been on hormones for a year now and I feel like I'm never going to pass and I can't stop thinking about killing myself
reminder that you're not done with transition without your SCG girls
>>6866455
ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>6866450
do i have nice eyes or have i been pity complemented for years
>>6866430
She's 61. She'll probably live for 25 more years, possibly more than that.
>>6866450
im at the point where i think i might actually want to be a girl but idk
not sure, and i dont really think it matters, im still gonna keep doing what im doing anyways, people can call me what i want
and you do have pretty eyes probably
eyes are the one universally beautiful human feature
never seen someone with ugly eyes
>Decide to lose weight riding bike
>Download MapMyRide
>15 minutes in realize it's not tracking my ride or my calories or speed
>Can't figure out how to fix it
>Ride back
>Total of like 40 minutes
>Feel like I'm going to die
>My ears hurt from the wind
Please give me some tips so I don't feel like I'm going to dieeee.
>>6866445
How many times have you managed to kill yourself so far?
I can only assume this is Boo so I'm betting the number of times you've actually killed yourself is 100% less than the number of times you've threatened to kill yourself
It would almost be hilarious if it weren't basically every day
>>6866436
ill buy u a pizza if u want
>>6866450
>gets hugboxed by /r9k/
mby ur the one who's delusional
>>6866465
Ha ha
SHIIT
>>6866468
*call me what ***THEY want
important distinction
>>6866471
hello?
i dont understand
>>6866472
im gonna buy anon that pizza before he does
post paypal
>>6866483
looks like boo wins again
fuck you anon
>>6866478
This is boo yes?
>>6866483
you dont have to give out address
you can just go and pick it up at the nearest location
>tfw no gf or bf or xf
>>6866492
not sure
>tfw listening to bones, drinking coffee, shitposting and playing video games after crying and being sad
Comfy
>>6866495
hi i can fulfill
any of the above
>>6866496
I feel pretty strongly that you're boo
>>6866504
your life is in shambles lain
>>6866469
BLS RESPOND
>>6866461
buy me one
>>6866515
Drink a tomato
>>6866512
Why is that, anon?
i mis redtree
make red comback
pls i miss her so much
n-nobody is giving me yous, this means one of two things
either everyone has me filtered
or
I'm a ghost D:
>>6866515
Just keep doing it and it'll get easier. Muffs might help if your ears are still a problem. Good start, anon :-).
>>6866541
Spooky Sheen.
>>6866541
(U)
>>6866541
my man
Feeling really awful tonight, can someone give me hugs please?
>>6866541
>>6866525
Gross, anon.
>>6866543
I'll look like a fukin' nerd wearing earmuffs
cant wait for Trump to btfo of Shilary
she is going to get so mad that she will end up having a seizure
>>6866265
>that will pass
but i won't :^)
>>6866552
When I feel awful I just drink a lot
I've drunk a lot tonight
>>6866560
I don't drink though :(
>>6866557
But if she had a seizure she'd win the sympathy vote
>>6866552
i hugged my monitor if that counts
>>6866436
Sup sister in poorness
>>6866566
It does thank you <3
What's worse, pity passing or presenting female when you don't even pass?
>>6866565
not if Trump hammers home that she isnt fit for office
>>6866508
don't feel me
>>6866570
considering killing myself to avoid hunger pains desu
>>6866572
Those seem like the same thing
>>6866464
nah, yr eyes are p nice desu.
>>6866468
oh i just wish i was a grill. or looked like one. or anything along those lines.
i guess so.
>>6866469
i dunno. i worked and like really liked the feeling that i was gonna die if i fucked up.
>>6866475
i'm not delusional. there's just hugboxing that happens there.
>>6866546
>>6866548
>>6866549
>>6866551
>>6866553
t-thank (you) all
>>6866579
i got hugboxed there too a bit lul
>>6866464
post eyes
>>6866572
How do people even present female when unpassable?
Must be really shitty, I get enough looks in man mode.
>>6866552
>>6866574
>forgetting all the intimate feels we've had
Boo I'm going to cry
>>6866522
you can have my 9atk one once i decide i need an item with better stats!
i just advanced to WK today. pallies get such sexy visual effects but its client-side, bummer.
https://i.gyazo.com/3ae639c3260ecd771e12f29a0691b706.gif
cause its too big of a gif
wow im a nerd
>>6866587
>How do people even present female when unpassable?
I ask the same question every time I see someone here or in discord, IRC, reddit post pictures or the occasional tranny IRL. WHY?
WHY WHY WHY?
>>6866576
The latter doesn't necesarially mean you get pity passed, you could just that random obvious tranny that gets clocked 24/7. The former means you were clocked but they're nice about it.
Sup nerds
>>6866601
did u hang out with quid yet nerd
>>6866597
Yeah but if you walk around as an obvious tranny aren't you bound to pity pass at some point?
>>6866575
I'm not really into Sudoku. :)
I'd rather whore myself for pizza
>>6866603
>Yeah but if you walk around as an obvious tranny aren't you bound to pity pass at some point?
No.
>>6866604
would you have sex with daddy trump if he offered you pizza?
>>6866601
Howdy
>>6866604
too bad I've got too much self-respect for sex work
o well.. still got coffee at least.
I ate something!
I need cuddles now
>>6866597
At least it's brave~
>tfw people give me looks of fear in man mode
Can't imagine what it would be like if I tried to do grilmode
>>6866617
come here bby
>>6866612
trip on cyba
>>6866617
sending a boy over now
tfw your main lewding friend isn't online
>>6866629
NO BOYS SEND GIRLS
>>6866635
no girls available
boys only
>>6866612
I'm a liberal
So I'd just steal his pizza like I would steal his money via taxes
>>6866638
SEND DOGS THEN
>>6866643
hmm oh well
i havent been in like a month
>>6866643
ily pleb
What kind of frames are the ones you see hipsters wearing? I can't find any frames like them and I need a new pair of glasses.
good evening
I left for 2 weeks and now that I'm back, it's really hit me that all of you are insufferable attention seekers and morons. Like Jesus Christ, just take a minute to read your own posts and reflect on it.
>>6866650
bby kill me
I have no food
it hurts
>>6866651
FeelsGoodMan
>>6866650
hai
>>6866651
Yep.
>>6866653
what like, nothing?
what do you have in your cupboards and fridge?
>>6866651
Truly the worst general on the worst board.
>>6866651
>reads post
>"good evening"
well alright
>>6866653
i am waiting on a buffalo chicken pizza i have ordered in celebration of getting a lot of shit done today. order food!!
>>6866658
sup
>>6866651
r00d
>>6866667
>buffalo chicken pizza
kan u explain dis tranny pizza meme i dont understanderino the memerino?
>>6866666
WOW
>>6866666
witnessed!
>>6866674
i just like pizza
>>6866651
I'm convinced the people that post here 24/7 don't ever take a slight moment to think "What the hell am I typing" or "What the hell am I doing with my life"
>>6866683
>i just like pizza
wtf thats what every tranny says
AND THE AWARD FOR BEST NUDE PERSON EVER TO CLEAN MY APARTMENT GOES TO......
ME!
Whos ready for football!?
>>6866687
who doesn't like pizza????????
>>6866667
um, not a lot I just played with the central locking in my car and got another door working and I am starving myself today because I ate five sandwiches yesterday
>>6866674
its the perfect fuel for those craving something hot and salty and gooey whilst essentially going through puberty
>feel bad all day
>cry a bit
>listen to music
>look at degenerates posting
>get really motivated and positive
How does this work?
>>6866684
who the fuck cares anyways? most ppl here are he-she man freaks, the rest are just attention whores.
in 50 years most will be dead anyways, no one will remember this shit. also, posting with trip is embaressing i cant believe ppl do this.
>>6866651
I like to think of myself as a particularly sufferable attention seeking whore
>>6866696
Motivated to do what?
What should I be doing with my life, I don't think lurking /mtfg/ all day is it but I don't know what to do.
>>6866695
Is this what anime is for
>feel bad all day
>cry a bit
>listen to music
>look at degenerates posting
>cut
feelsgreatman
>>6866703
What counts as not fast food pizza? If you mean like Pizza Hut, yeah that's gross, but if you're gonna shit on the pizzerias that are all over new jersey then girl you gottanother thing comin
>>6866689
until Danny Devito does it that is
>>6866693
oh :(
well, if its any consolation I'm not eating today either
>>6866703
>fatty detected
I am fat but that doesn't make it any less true, you asked for an explanation and I gave you one then you were mean to me :(
>>6866705
apparently, yes
>>6866704
Like fix myself and stuff
>get delusional and think I could pass
How to fix crazy?
>>6866709
across the street for attention
down the road if you mean it
>>6866714
i do both
what's that mean
>>6866713
I don't know, I need my crazy fixed too. The meds the doctors give me help a bit, but I'm still broken.
sheen post a selfie you disgusting pig
>>6866711
tru
>>6866713
i keep this zine handy but i'm still a mentally ill mongoloid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6866710
>What counts as not fast food pizza?
non greasy shit that isn't 500 calories in every bite and doesn't taste like processed farts
>>6866711
>I am fat but that doesn't make it any less true, you asked for an explanation and I gave you one then you were mean to me
if you think that was mean then not my fault. idc how much you weigh but literally only fat ppl say stuff like that, no offense. also estrogen will usually lower metabolism (9/10 ppl usually at least) and most ppl here are already done with male puberty. i can see skinny trannies like needing extra calories but most ppl here cannot afford to dirty bulk
>>6866721
rude
>>6866721
eet shit
>>6866711
http://youtu.be/e7T0soHRk-A
>>6866689
even your belly button looks like a period..
>>6866720
I've tried anti-psychotics and antidepressants, what should I ask for next?
Gonna see my tranny shrink on monday!
>>6866736
I'm on so many different pills that I don't even know which ones are helping with what.
>>6866735
now it all becomes clear, doesnt it?
>>6866727
I cant even remember the last time I had a pizza to be honest
you wanted me to explain the meme and I explained it
>>6866740
i think
im on symbalta for pain management and depression
i think
and effexor for depression
i THINK
i forget
>>6866748
>psych today
>"now effexor can make you less depressed but it might also make you a little psycho"
Done with work finally. Ugh I'm so busy now I want to kill myself. I just want to be a neet. Working 7 days in a row.
I made fsjals of a few of you. I wanted to do more but a lot of you all look too much alike.
Guess who this is?
>>6866753
Wait, effexor can make you a little psycho?
Shit
>>6866760
i'll neet even harder in your honor
>>6866761
dollface
>>6866753
effexors a baby drug amy victoria
it will barely do anything to you but give you a stomach ache or make you dizzy
>>6866766
drakeposter post a selfie you disgusting pig
>>6866761
Anon
>>6866763
Fug. ;_;
Grace-chan. Pls take my hours.
>>6866761
michael?
>>6866765
Yes
How bout this one
>>6866761
S C R E A M
>>6866761
I think ur being mean but that's def Edie.
>>6866776
cyba
>>6866776
a mix between me and cyba
>>6866778
It's you ;^)
>>6866776
Carol but you made a mistake carol is a cute pupgirl irl.
>>6866776
cyba
>>6866783
I LOVE IT SO MUCH LMAAO
THANK YOU FOR BESTOWING THE THREAD WITH YOUR PRECIOUS GIFT
Do me pls and make it as ugly as possible so it's more accurate.
How come you trannies invade every general?
You're literally on cislesgen for gods sakes what the fuck is wrong with all of you?
>>6866780
>>6866782
It's supposed to be cyba. I wanted to do Isla but I didn't know how to make you recognizable.
Next
>>6866796
the 6'2 ginger behemoth
>>6866796
red
>>6866796
my good ol cumbuddy red
>>6866792
Die cis scum.
>>6866796
R u even trying redtree
>>6866583
>>6866583
>>6866796
do me do me
>>6866807
neat
>>6866796
part about kaylee makes it too easy
>>6866742
yes
you were the period all along
>>6866814
are they nice eyes?
>>6866807
hugg eyes
>>6866818
fishing
>>6866790
I don't know how to make you special :( I'll try but you'll be disappointed by how generic it is.
The last one was Red, obviously
man that craigslist ad is still picking up some pretty dank replies
>>6866825
moap
>>6866825
No idea who this is.
>>6866830
>>6866833
That one is soap. Not sure if that's the same as moap or not..
This one is my personal favorite
>>6866821
that sounds like itd hurt
>>6866818
theyre really special
itd be better if you didnt looked so depressed
>>6866839
miss cock
>>6866839
:o the Kayla meme!
>>6866839
nice kayla
>>6866839
kayla?
>>6866839
kayla
somebody needs to domme me please
>>6866843
>they're really special
>>6866839
Me! Make it as nasty as possible
>>6866855
*ties u up*
>>6866855
*spanks*
Ok last one. I'm sorry to all the people who didn't get one but you couldn't recognize them if I did them. These are just the most distinct looking.
>>6866862
ee >< so inconsiderate
>>6866865
circe
>>6866865
I was kindof hoping there'd be one for me
korra
>>6866858
I don't even have a picture of you.
>>6866866
u said u wanted to be domme'd
now shut up bitch
ill gag u if u keep making noise
>>6866868
didn't see the piercings. circe
>>6866839
>>6866825
>>6866796
>>6866776
>>6866761
>>6866865
Literally dying rn
I feel left out
>>6866865
circe
>>6866865
obv circe
>>6866868
I don't have a pic of you either. If you're distinctive looking I'll do one.
>>6866796
Cute! That's definitely red.
>>6866877
tfw not distinctive
>>6866877
>>6866872
I love Makise! Red bought me a 2 liter of Dr Pepper because you posted her.
>>6866879
maddie
>>6866883
At least you're not A brunette. I will make one but I have to observe for a while to write a caption.
>>6866891
>caption
oh this is gonna be bad.
>>6866891
caption is obviously "i have really bad mental illness ok its not my fault"
>>6866896
"I put my dick in unconscious people and didn't change my tip"
>>6866772
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
I'm almost at overtime so I can't, sorry!
>>6866896
You raped isla
:^)
>>6866840
HUGG EYES
Would this make ftm dysphoric?
>>6866903
Bro the fuck are you doing in my kitchen
Pull your pants up
What is wrong with your legs
Your underwear is dumb
>>6866865
>not being covered in semen and thousands of dicks that just scream daddy issues everywhere
>not LITERALLY avatarfagging with her dumb webms that nobody likes of her ow face
>not spamming the thread with her garbage
>not beint on hormones yet claims hes a gay man
Not circe enough. I hate her.
Is it weird that wearing one of these little waist aprons at work makes me feel kinda cute?
>>6866911
Nah, I like the aprons I gotta wear at work
>>6866872
>>6866872
i made a really bad one on my phone
>got my first paycheck tonight
holy shit I can't wait to pay for the privilege of being shot in the face with lasers.
>>6866887
Niceu!
Best soda tbqh
>>6866917
Welp, I guess I asked for this
Thanks Lauren :3
>>6866922
Congrats!! I need to do laser but I'm putting it off for now cause I got a lot of stuff I need to buy
>>6866911
Adorable.
https://clyp.it/rkr3q42h
how does one fix tranny voice?
finally getting tired, was getting bored of life
>>6866927
but that's not sprite
>>6866930
sounds fine
>>6866930
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
>>6866918
what do high doses of fluoxetine do in relation to more moderate ones? i'm on 10mg, not sure how much this is seen as.
Friend from college messaged me out of nowhere telling me he had adderall and the convo lead to this
what the fuck
>>6866917
oh god
I just took the time to look at all these
they are kind of funny
i-is that mean?
>>6866930
Breathe between your sentences
Stop mumbling so quietly
>>6866939
Not sure I'd keep a guy like that as my friend anymore, gives off an autistic impression
>>6866930
no useful advice but i see this as an opportunity to complain about being sick https://clyp.it/5s4m1hp3
>>6866939
have sex with him
>tfw 23 years old hon
so if I want to get drunk without spending all of my money I have to drink fucking WINE
the most gut churningly disgusting form of alcohol to have ever been devised by mankind
>>6866939
Lmao
I don't shave but I need to remember to laser my face. How do I keep up a good regimen?
>>6866945
Clothes, makeup, stuff for my room, shaving and bodycare products, new glasses, buncha stuff really
>>6866911
No, I had a long one that was a full apron when I worked at Dunkin donuts. I got mistaken for a girl in it pretty regularly if I didn't talk. That was before T ruined my face though.
>>6866952
>tfw 18 years old hon
>>6866940
They're adorable desu
>>6866962
Literally impossible
Only people who start as late as 20 become hons
>>6866967
That you, Lain?
>>6866952
https://unsee.
cc/timaruge/
>mfw 24
hmm, that felt good/feels good
everyone try fire hydrants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La3xYT8MGks
>>6866953
strongbow pear cider
>>6866962
I was a hon prenatally.
>>6866922
Can one even start laser before HRT? I guess I should go do it, but I'm not on HRT and I'm going to college in four months so I probably would have to get the last few treatments in a different state entirely
Plus my parents probably wouldn't know
>>6866242
how about sharing a pic so we can tell then?
>>6866936
https://clyp.it/vn2wf4wo
>>6866941
https://clyp.it/1yfkvkwx
>>6866975
No. Literally not worth your time. Just wait and work on your voice for now.
>>6866967
I started 15 and I'm hon
explain me
>>6866973
yeah me too
>>6866974
ur gf got one though
>>6866869
here
>>6866870
o-ok ;-; I'll be good
>>6866968
Nyes
>>6866969
How can you know if you're a hon if you aren't even on hrt
Any tips on figuring out Cypro dosage? I'm tired of being a man.
>>6866986
Mistakes were made in the buying of swimsuit online, I can't wear this on a boat in the middle of a lake in Kentucky with 5 boys for 4 days.
Also why the duck do they make these things go below the pubic hair line, you know how much waxing I need to do rn
>>6866986
I'm 1.5 months HRT. I haven't done anything about the beard.
And look at my face. It's going to look like this probably
>>6866974
I have an eye doctor appointment on the 16th so I'm gonna look at frames there either then or ahead of time if I get the chance
And then I might get another pair once I have my prescription
>>6866981
Still quiet, either raise the volume on your mic, reduce the background humming, or talk louder.
As for breathing between your sentences, you were talking very fast and probably running yourself out of breath because you didn't seem to give yourself a chance to take a breath.
>>6866978
Dressing yourself isn't all that hard so long as you have an idea of what your style is and what works on ya
>>6866975
Without an anti-androgen you'd probably regrow a large amount of the hair zapped.
>>6866934
Sprite is average.
Tasty doe
>>6866983
Why's that? Is it better to just wait 5ish months before planning to go full time to start?
>>6866990
50mg daily.
100mg if you are a lumberjack which ur not
>>6866992
mommy
>>6866992
i wish i could put things like this on
i wish I was a girl faye
Do any of you ladies bleach your anus? What products do you recommend?
>>6866992
just wax and wear around the boys for four days while they sweat in the sun, you will be feeling cool
>>6867008
bleach
>>6866992
Not wearing like a sexy tankini like pic related.
>>6866995
Oh. Well that sucks then, guess I'll wait and voice train
>>6866974
I don't know what you look like.
Anyone who wants a fsjal has to post their face to be considered. if you have shoulder length brown hair and no unique features, I probably won't do it because they'd all look the same.
>>6866993
Probably have to wait a bit longer before you find out desu, i'm like 3 years so i'm a confirmed hon.
>pic
Looks like the killer in No country for old men
>>6867014
>uhhhhhh, lain, you've seen me right?
Several times bbby
>>6867023
Insurance covers a $150 pair or something like that I think
>>6867016
mean
>>6867024
lain ily
>>6866995
But I thought the point of the lasers was that it killed the hair follicle permanently?
>>6867024
so you know that yung hons exist.
>>6867021
im so generic holy shit
>>6867021
Do glasses count as a unique feature?
>>6867031
idk i wanna bleach mine too Xd
>be 5'10/5'11
>hang out with my 6'2 friend
>it feels like he towers over me
>remember red is that tall
>giggle uncontrollably while we are in whole foods together
>>6867038
or you would be anyway if you weren't so beautiful
>>6867023
Google cheap glasses. Terrible pick ino but I got these for 35 bucks.
>>6867032
Y-you too!
>>6867034
Yeah but you're not one of them nerdo.
>>6866992
>the duck do they make these things go below the pubic hair line,
You're not supposed to wear it with a penis.
>>6867033
I'm not sure if the hair follicles are more resilient on testosterone or if new hair follicles grow in to replace the zapped ones, but I've always heard that it's less effective than if you're on HRT; I can't give proof of that though, maybe it is actually effective, I don't know.
The mods deleted my posts in the other thread for some reason :c
>>6867007
I hope you get there bae, dont give up
I really should have just gotten a men's suit desu
>>6867046
M-me too
>>6867023
Kaylee how do I stop cutting myself
>>6867045
>cheap glasses
You get what you pay for and I don't want any cheap stuff
I want my vision and something I wear on my face every day to be quality and I'm willing to drop money on it
>>6866996
i wish i could have some soda while on this diet desu senpai
>>6867044
no i am definitely generic.
also beautiful is a little bit of an overstatement.
im a silly
>>6867051
D=
awww
>>6867052
you're gonna be turning heads :)
>>6867052
oh well you are going to have to wear it now
around the glistening boys with their sweaty and muscled bodies
>>6867060
Your hair is so full and healthy ugh i am jealous! But hi cutie! <3
>>6867047
Women have pubic hair too. (Although I get what you're saying, it'll be lower than if you didn't have something extra.)
>>6867052
Faye... would you take black dick?
How tall are you?
Would you date a guy shorter?
>>6867060
that's a really good top
>>6867046
>Yeah but you're not one of them nerdo.
>implying
>>6867023
i miss red tell her to come back
>>6867021
>if you have shoulder length brown hair and no unique features
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
>>6867052
mommy
what fucking torrent sites are still up D;
>>6867060
My milk princess <3 how are you tonight?
>>6867060
beautiful silliness
>>6867073
jesus those teeth
>>6867052
mommy
>>6867073
How the fucking fuck are your shoulders and ribcage so small?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6867073
Get rid of that pointy chin and you can pass as an ugly chick.
>>6867087
get them cleaned and bleached
>>6867056
These cost a grand with special $400 lenses that if anyone saw how thick my old glasses were could appreciate how they're paper thin now
Its It's a huge quality of life improvement , feather weight, unbreakable, hingeless , and it doesn't bust up the skin on my nose , I forget I'm wearing them half the time
And the purple is cute, they have like a color swatch Thing like when you chose paint for your wall
>>6867073
get your eyebrows and hair done
Has anyone seen bexe lately?
>>6867089
Well your hair looks fab! And I am good, just ate dinner and finished hw so I'm relaxing. How about you?:3
>>6867097
she posted like five hours ago in the last thread
>>6867089
I need it
>>6867092
>These cost a grand with special $400 lenses
Okay maybe not THAT much yet, I am only a wageslave
Those are super cute tho, I love them
>>6867021
black straight hair, straight bangs, moles on face like a chocolate chip cookie
wears boy hoodies
if u know me pls do it
>>6867112
You haven't posted your picture before
Anyone else get that moment when they see their reflection they get filled with a mix of rage and disgust that they I want to physically murder the thing you're seeing?
>>6867115
Yeah, I haven't. trips know what I look like tho
>>6867058
Diet soda tbqh
Although aspartame is its own evil
>>6867116
i punch the mirror to shut him up but he won't go away
he just multiplies, intensifies, he's twenty tiny blades
>>6867116
yes
>>6867122
Not very many of them do
>>6867116
calm your t-rage :^)
but i mean older pics of myself have made me feel like puking lol
And sometimes I really hate myself but I cry more about that than get angry
>>6867116
Rage no, disgust yes.
pls post a voice clip of you saying "keep practicing your voice nimmy or you'll never get those free steam games" so i have more clips to go against when practicing
ty
>>6867127
is it getting better
>>6867121
Ugh me too, especially since I'm trying to lose 10 lbs and its fluctuating like crazy. But I finally put my foot down today and said NO MORE FAST FOOD UNTIL NOV! So hopefully I can lose the weigt by Halloween! :'D
But yea relaxing is good, took my nightly Ativan 2mg but might have half of one more~
>>6867124
good joke
>tfw feeling confident
>tfw no longer feeling confident
haha life yer so silly
>>6867137
NO
>>6867021
>not doing one of me
>>6867135
>tfw would but guyvoiced today so I sound like crap
>>6867135
Are you trying to be like chara?
>>6867135
https://clyp.it/0qbva2up
>>6867138
well its not trying to lose weight
food just makes me kinda sick
also having half of one might be goood
whooo knowss
>>6867144
I can't change the shape of it's face to look like a gorilla, sorry
>>6867116
disgust mainly. and like every fucking time.
>>6867146
she's in the pro circuit of getting free steam games
i just want to get in on the amateur action
>>6867143
c'mon mae I'm just trying to sing AJJ w/ u
mmmmf~
the first movement of Waldstein is sublime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3l18HTo5rY
>>6867156
yeah but i gotta be honest sometimes too
>>6867116
I mean, I feel more like just laying down and waiting for death but death never comes and eventually I get bored and hungry. I'm really bad at suicide. Still feel empty inside no matter how doritios and 2liters of Fresca I down to make the pain go away. Buuutyy I'm gonna order my first batch of titty skittles tonight so desu I'm kinda optimistic rn.
>>6867153
I can't even look in the mirror or any glass anymore
I have to keep my head down always to avoid that shit : ')
>>6867127
oh fuck I was listening to that last night
>>6867135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MZS8nhZjLn
>>6867089
It's your melanin enriched suitor/friend <3
>>6867161
I get energy when I see myself, but bad kind of energy like I start beating myself up and shit...
>>6867148
Ohh okay I gotcha, and I just took half of one so now just gotta wait for it to kick in~
Also your voice is coming along great!
>>6867135
https://clyp.it/thmdankg
Eh
this is just depressing
>>6867162
>I have to keep my head down always to avoid that shit : ')
aahhhhhhhhhhhhh
i do it too, but to like avoid my everyone staring at me.
>>6867167
oh
i don't have a suitor
well if i did it would be one of the two people i actually interact with that i know care deeply for me.
though >suitor
i don't want this
>>6867170
well my voice is bad cuz im sick rn
normally its more well
less bad
im gonna take mine soon since im just super super fucking sleepy and have a headache and kinda wanna sleep
>>6867154
Same desu
>>6867177
Awww I am sorry, how long have you been sick for?
>>6867176
I would have taken a Mexican one from someone shorter then me, so why not
>>6867183
on and off since i got out of the hospital
so kidna like a week
>>6867073
hi can we be gfs ur really cute
>>6867177
Don't worry >_> when we become good friends you will start to feel for me. If i got a butch lesbian to soften towards me, you can too.
Who here getting crossfaded tonight?
>me
My butthole feels funny...
>>6867187
Hmm yeah sounds about right with the hospital part, those places of full of germs and viruses so you probably picked on up. :c
>>6867190
>crossfaded
I have a feeling you're not talking about deejaying
>>6867190
What does crossfaded mean
>>6867190
i got fucked up on codeine earlier, was fun
I'm a good girl, even tho i struggle. Say it with me /mtfg/, feeeels good.
>>6867186
>:D
>qt transgirl pussy is only moments away
>>6867194
Usually when you drink and smoke weed~
>>6867175
no one stares about me, I just like avoiding my reflection
this is ruining my life :')
>>6867190
what...is crossfaded?
Fuck i guess im done repressing eniterly then. I had already gotten on hrt and told people i was transitioning but during thst time i was always doing my best to convince myself i could just be a femboy. It didnt work, i dont consider myself male outside of some biological components. Im a girl. Fuck, guess i need to get a trip snd shitpost here now.
>>6867190
I think I'm gonna go buy some goon and get sloshed this afternoon
can't smoke weed because I'd have to steal it and my sister has literally one nug left lmao
maybe I'll just steal it and leave her a note lol
>>6867203
>It's a terrible combo
>it gets you fucked up
[does not compute]
>>6867198
>yeah but
>i won't be sexually attracted to you
That's what you say now >_> my musk is irresistible, your knickers will fall off on their own accord.
>>6867190
i wish
>tfw no qt to put her hands all over my thighs
>>6867208
I saw
I should of looked before asking
>GO to mall today
>WALKing past stalls
>man man would you be interested in, hello man
>walking through store
>can I help you with anything today man
>walkng in food court
>would you like pizza today man?
>check out at h&m
>did you find everything ok today man?
I'm sure glad that everyone gendered me properly today
>>6867198
I'm sorry about that :( Well hopefully you will get well soon~
>>6867216
something tells me your not
>>6867216
are you sure they werent saying maam
>>6867223
Oh fuck that makes a lot more sense now
>>6867228
did that seriously not click with you or are you trolling?
>>6867219
I'm man faced, wide and tall
Hon destined 3:
Grace still hasn't unequivocally proven she could beat me in a fight
does that mean I win?
>>6867224
Of course! <3
and if you have snapchat feel free to add me @ autumnxash
>>6867213
me please
>>6867230
Thanks for hitting that one home flr me, I was hoping someone would
Tbh I wasn't until the second time it happened that I realized it was ma'am irl
>>6867234
ah well
i haven't used snap chat in agesss
sorry :v
>>6867231
I am honkin, my pronouns are hon and honself
>>6867239
Aww darn! It's okay~
>no more morning wood
based estrogen
>tfw couple of internet friends you've come out to start calling you she
eh he he... >.<
>>6867232
https://clyp.it/2t5n42lj
>>6867251
Hot lmao
>>6867251
>tfw omg she actually said the whole thing
>>6867251
I-I take that as a "yes, Snickers you would win"
how awkward would it be if ur mom / dad walked in ur room and saw u shoving something up ur butt?
>>6867246
someone ranted to me about how they will never be able to take care of my morning wood because ive never had that issue.
still it was fucking weird
silly and cute, but weird
like what is it like?
someone said its like waking up with your dick jabbing into a blanket / bed and thenbeing unable to pee
is that it?
>>6867244
okie gooood
new thread : >>6867265
>>6867264
>how awkward would it be if ur mom / dad walked in ur room and saw u shoving something up ur butt?
"We've been through this twice before stop looking so terrified at the dragon dildo stuffed into my anus"
>>6867264
It's just waking up with an erection. There's nothing really special about it.
>>6867264
based locked door allows me to finger myself at all times
i did leave my butt plug in the bathroom once tho but i don't think anyone noticed (or at least i want to be believe that)
I just watched two employees (females) beat the shit out of each other