I was wondering what was the wierdest thing you inserted in your butt. In my case, i inserted 6 ice cubes in a row (because of boku no pico).
>>6836261
I'd heavily consider seeking a therapist.
>>6836261
well there are a lot, but since u said ice i remember once I had stuffed an icicle there. Pointy end made me bleed though.
lizard
>>6836261
Maglite flashlight
Roommate's toothbrush and assorted toiletries
Spatula
A plastic pirate sword
An octopus. I have a tentacle fetish
>mfw it didn't make it out alive
>>6836317
k good memories coming to my mind, let me expand
>tried to penetrate with a flashlight but was too big
>icicle that made my ass bleed
>plastic lightsaber
>3 plastic lightsabers triple penetration
>toothbrush (not a big deal)
>pool noodle thing (I carved it up to look like a dick, still was too big and made my ass bleed)
>mop handle
>broom stick
>golf ball (couldn't fit it, made my ass bleed)
>fingers, carrots, cucumbers, bananas, pens, pencils and what not
There are probably a lot more but I can't remember cuz I don't do it regularly any more.
>tfw don't own a dildo or lube
HS I just realized that I am a huge degenerate. (there are probably a lot more)
at least I didn't put a glass bottle up my ass, seen enough 4chan to see where that goes
>>6836261
The grip of a toilet plunger
air hose from children's board game and my friend squeezed the pump until I burped
>>6836261
when I was 14 I masturbated anally almost nightly with a hairbrush. after highschool I moved out. this year I moved back home to find the brush is STILL HERE
>>6836261
The handle to a pizza cutter.
I'm pretty boring.
>>6836477
>plastic pirate sword
Yep
>>6838473
Second this.
baseball bat
>>6838526
Which end?
>>6838533
uhh the gooder part
>>6838537
I'm sorry I don't follow still a 50/50 to me, but Im going to guess the end of the bat?
>>6838552
ya not the handle
>>6836628
Ouch
>>6838454
you kept it clean though right?
>>6836261
the first thing i ever shoved up my butt was a toothbrush. a few other things ive stuck up there are
>bubble wand
>hair brush
>cucumber
>wiimote
>spartan action figure (scout armor)
>dragon dildo
>>6838748
yeah, religiously
When I was 15 I tapped/rubber banded a balloon to the end of a hose. Put the balloon in my butt and blow hard on the other end of the hose.
>>6838812
>wiimote....
that made me smile...
first thing i put in my butt was the handle of a bic disposable razor
yeah i tried ice cubes but they're lame, they numb everything, the whole point is to feel right??
>fingers
>toilet plunger handle
>mop handle
>pencils and pens
>cucumber
>carrots
>baby carrots
>squash
>model rocket ship
>toy blocks
>handle of toy plastic golf club
>racquetball
>homemade dildos made of paper and tape
>garden hose
>water bottle
>beer bottle
>baseball bat - both ends
>my hand
>actual dildos
I have a glass tobacco pipe which I have never used sitting in my sock drawer.
Ive never stuck anything in my butt..but ive thought about it with that pipe...
>>6839101
dont shove anything glass up your ass please. granted the choices with a pipe would be really slim but dont be fucking stupid
>>6839111
alright.
Ive never researched anything about this but seeing the reactions here I guess its bad.
I guess I will use something else some day. I do use lube (coconut oil) when I masturbate though, so maybe that will help with anal.
>>6839127
they don't know shit, they're just paranoid. a mason jar is what broke in that infamous video. beer bottles are fine, i've used several of them without issue. glass dildos are totally a thing, look them up. your pipes resemble glass dildos. basically don't be stupid and use weak glass, but strong glass is fine.
on the other hand paranoid people never have broken glass up their butt
>>6836261
Ice cream scoop
Vegetable peeler
Ice cubes
Golf ball in condom
Glass pop bottles
I think that's it.
>>6836261
I had a klepto streak in high school and stole a glass stirring rod once. I cleaned it thoroughly and used that a few times.
>>6839028
Someones tongue
>>6838812
I wanna see someone play wii with a wiimote in their ass now
>>6839836
you may not know it yet...
but you are the hero you are looking for
Tampon
t. desperate transwoman
>>6839809
i knew i forgot something
>>6836261
I mean, I've put ice up there but I've never seen boku no pico
Feels good
Ginger root
Literally nothing ever, but not out of any sense of morality or anything, just never felt inclined. Joke is on me, I'm mtf.
>>6847345
are you asexual?
a cock
>>6836557
>>golf ball
only one that made me clench in empathy
didn't you worry it was gonna get sucked up and you'd have to call 911?
I stuck this Treasure Planet McDonald's toy up my butt when I was around 6. I was a weird kid. I left it behind the couch (where I did it).
I think my mom knows. Like I think she saw something, found it later (the head covered in shit) and put the pieces together. But she never said anything
>>6850687
wait, how far did you get it in?
How would I do ice cubes? I'm really tight.. >_>;
>>6850950
Just up to the shoulders, if my memory serves me correctly
>>6851007
>>6850687
now i'm imagining a scene from toy story where a giant 6 year-old version of you lumbers over to a toy box, while poor mr. Treasure Planet huddles in a fetal position inside, terrified.
the things those eyes have seen
After fingering myself in the shower and deciding I liked it, I think the first object I used was a toothbrush. I vaguely remember wrapping it in several layers of plastic wrap to make it thicker.
And then a cucumber of course.