What are the top ten simple steps to getting a qute transgirl gf ?

>>6836131
1) Learn to love taking it up the butt
2) Don't be ugly
3-10) See above

>>6836131
1) ask yourself why you want to date a transgirl
2) if its because she has a penis and you think thats hot then you're going to have a bad time
3) know that you are looking to date someone with a very poor self image of themselves and the problems that come with it
4) know that if you are going to end up falling in love with a transwoman that she probably wants kids but for obvious reasons cannot have them
5) talk to her like you would any other girl you have talked to, you have talked to other girls right?
6) know that she is no different from other women behaviour wise, keep the toilet seat down
7) if you have made it this far and ignored step 2 then please at least ask her what her boundaries are for sex and respect them
8) rather than don't be ugly, don't act ugly, don't use her transness as a rod to beat her with when you inevitably argue like every other relationship ever, don't be ashamed of her or for her, be supportive
9) like every other woman fine means fine unless said dripping in scorn, no always means no
10) know that most transwomen are lonely people and if they can find the one person who can light up their life they can often be affectionate and dedicated wives and girlfriends, so dont take advantage

>>6836183
This was pretty accurate pretty much treat her like you would any other girl honestly their just a girl with alot of emotional baggage

>>6836154
>1) Learn to love taking it up the butt
I've got bad news for you, anon...

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>>6836131
would you settle for a hon gf, anon?

>>6836469
if you're 5'5''

>>6836492
i'm 5'4". where ru anon?

>>6836499
post headshots and full body shots and then we'll talk.

>>6836154
I'm already 2/2, but I don't have tgf

>>6836183
of course it's because of the penis, everything else about a cis girl is equal or better

that said, no kids is a huge plus

>>6836548
Then you want a trans prostitute, not a gf

>>6836131
1) Learn how to not be a creep about wanting her for her dick.
2) No seriously, if you're on some dating website or wherever, don't even bother talking to her about her penis unless she starts the conversation about sex or about her parts. Jumping the gun just shows that you only care about *what* she is rather than *who* she is.
3) Be prepared for her not to want to interact with her penis at all. Many of us hate it, some of us merely dislike it, and a select might few enjoy it. But most are going to have some sort of dysphoria about it.
4) If you do hook up with someone, respect her pronouns. Don't be stupid and call her your t-girlfriend, ladyboyfriend, or anything else ridiculous. She is just your girlfriend.
5) Don't treat her like a secret hookup. Be prepared to introduce her to your family and friends.
6) Be presentable. You don't have to be handsome or anything, but if you really want to shoot for a cutie, make yourself stand out.
7) Accept that if you have any thoughts of kids, it's going to have to be adoption.
8) Accept that at some point she might go for the surgery. Don't try and discourage her out of it either.
9) Be prepared to help her through self esteem issues. A little bit of encouragement can go a long way.
10) Your best shot at finding us is by carefully picking through dating websites. Some of us are quite upfront about it on our profile, because we don't want to wind up in a situation where there was a misunderstanding, and we get murdered and tossed into a dumpster. If you think I'm fucking kidding, I'm not. Some men get really uncomfortable with the thought that they found themselves attracted to someone who has a penis. Incidentally, if you do hook up with a trans girl, protect her from the rest of the shit the world might want to throw at her.

>>6836690
Would it be okay to express interest in her buttocks?

>>6836836
boys and girls have different looking buttholes so just be careful

>>6836846
I thought HRT turned your bhole pink?

>>6836846
what?

>>6836836
I mean, probably? If she's got a fine ass, girls like hearing it. If you're talking about sex, take it at the speed you'd take it with cis girls, don't try and rush things. If a sexual encounter is about to begin, feel free to ask for clarity, "Hey, what all are you in to?" or "How do you feel about ___" or "Is there anything that's off-limits?".

A lot of us do like anal, since it's penetration, but it's best not to assume.

>>6836846
What?

>>6836850
Bleach turns your butthole pink. Not much else does.

>>6836876
Does it alleviate dysphoria if I call her anus a "pussy"?

>>6836910
What's the point of HRT if your hole will always be man-brown?

>>6836917
what... You do realize cis women have brown assholes too? Like? what? Do you get all your knowledge of cis women from porn?

>>6836913
Don't do this unless asked to.

>>6836963
I thought women liked assertive men who don't ask for permission?

>>6837087
only if they're not as creepy as that term would suggest.

>>6837122
I think men cutting off their penis is pretty creepy

>>6836913
Calling the ass a "pussy" is more of a hentai thing than a real life thing.

>>6837155
lol getting personal about trans issues right away? and you want to date a trans girl? she'll leave you after a week tops.

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>>6836183
This is one of the best posts I've read on 4chan. Anyone who doesn't take it to heart may struggle with OP's stated goal.

This pig denotes maximum approval.

This is 100% surefire way to get a qt3.14 trans girlfriend. However if you skip any steps I can't promise anything. Also it has more than 10 steps, sorry but it's the only 100% way.

>1 get some milk from the store, like 2 gallons. Keep the receipt. (do not skip)
>2 get 5 scented candles, color isn't important (trans girls hate labels like race and color)
>3 get some chalk, all one color, and then find a piece of concrete or asphalt where you won't be bothered
>4 draw the skype icon on the ground (prefer blue chalk here for accuracy)
>5 enclose in a chalk pentagram and light the 5 scented candles, chant "why no qt trap gf" at least 3 times
>6 this ritual will summon a skype thread on /lgbt/ where trans girls post

Okay so at this point you've done the ritual to create a skype thread, don't spread this around cause it's kinda rare for a reason (mods don't like them being summoned). Everything from here on out is pretty straightforward.

>7 look in skype thread and find a qt trans girl you are interested in
>8 add them on skype, talk for a bit (or don't, up to you)
>9 repeat steps 2 and 3 from before, you can re-use the candles if you want (trans girls like it when you recycle/reuse etc)
>10 print out a picture of her skype avatar and put it on the ground
>11 enclose in a chalk pentagram again and light the 5 scented candles (btw if you forgot to get scented you're fucked, whole ritual gets thrown off)
>12 chant "I think your girl penis is verrrry sexy" a few times, until you feel satisfied
>13 go on skype and ask if you can visit her as a friend who happens to be a girl
>14 go to her town, and arrange to have chloroform or rohypnol in your possession at that time (THIS STEP IS CRUCIAL)
>15 drug her and bring to your hotel
>16 do whatever you want with her, you have a qt3.14 trans girlfriend
>17 go back home, chug that milk like you're calcium deficient
>18 When police question you, use empty milk + milk receipt as alibi.

Easy!

>>6837225

Also, if you're lactose intolerant, unfortunately this won't work for you. This is why lactose intolerant people are incapable of raping trans girls.

>>6837172
A trans """""""girl"""""""doesn't leave anyone, she gets left

>>6837273
kek you're really getting butthurt here, right?

>>6837225
This is some next-level shitposting
I like it

>>6837342
Yea, me and my real girl ;)

>>6836636
if I said I wanted a girl because she had a vagina, nobody bats an eye

if I say I want a trans girl because she has a penis, everyone freaks out

>>6837702
I certainly would hope you think more of women than the fact that they happen to possess a vagina.

>>6836131
1. Be qt mtf yourself (or at least femboy)
2. Hang with qt trans grills
3. Let the magic happens

That's all :^)
Transbian love is best love

>>6837702
I wasn't freaking out, I was merely pointing out the fact that most trans women don't want to keep or use their penis, and that many in fact do want kids. If you want a trans girl to fuck you in the butt you're better off looking in craigslist or backpage

>>6837766
I already do that, but I want a gf, not a hookup

>>6838125
Nobody is going to date you besides maybe a femboy, you're a gay man.

>>6836303
I've dated women with baggage. fucking awful experience. I think I'll just avoid dating transgendered peeps. It was never worth the effort and i don't feel like walking on egg shells all the time.

T girls like to wax poetic about chasers and being treated well but they are like any other woman. They complain about stupid shit and will ignore you unless your 155 pounds with 4% body fat. They are just as petty as any other woman. Just work out, get ripped and everything else will be cake. They'll be too distracted by your abs to care if you're a chaser or not.

>>6838260
This.

>>6838140
*bi man

>>6838235
Well, trans women baggage is different from cis women baggage, usually. Its typically a lot easier to address. Just compliment them lots, remind them constantly of how feminine they are, and you're pretty much good to go.

be a better guy than her dad