casual sex horror stories

>be gay
>be at party
>be drunk
>some indian (poo-in-loo) hits on me
>sure why not.jpg
>goes back to his place
>doing some 69
>hes not shaved, at all, its a swamp jungle
>his crotch stinks of curry and mutton
>he wouldnt stop jamming it in my face
>50% hair, 25% air and 25% dick
>alcohol is wearing off rapidly
>omg what have i got myself into
>finished him ASAP out of courtesy and got the hell outta there

>>6830597
>hook up with tranny to fuck me
>she fingers me
>she puts her fingers in my mouth

I didn't ask for this

I could spend all night here

>having a casual marathon day
>fourth date on the date, it's night now
>guy shows up in his car outside my apartment
>I get in and get my friend in-person view of him
>big, wide, strong, smiling friendly face, huge arms and a weirdly gentle voice
>tells me how hot i am
>seriously won't stop complimenting me
>says he wants me now
>we're not even out of the fucking parking lot
>But he really fucking wants me
>we park and get in the back seat
>he rips off my pants
>I start blowing him and HOLY SHIT HE'S MASSIVE
>hurts to blow him and he's not being gentle at all
>after his dick is slicked up, he flips me around and just jams it in
>hurts way too much and i ask him to stop
>he does, but then eventually starts again
>get used to it after awhile, but mostly just super uncomfortable too much to enjoy the size and the kink of the situation
>he lasts like two fucking minutes
>can't decide if relieved or disappointed
>he drives me back to my door
>i go inside and check my backside
>i'm bleeding
[spoiler]>hook up once more with prior fuckbuddy after anyways[/spoiler]
[spoiler]>it was the only good fuck of the night[/spoiler]

from my days as a prostitute

>get message from guy looking to hook-up (and pay, of course)
>describes himself, including his 8" really thick cock
>says he wants to suck and fuck
>my asshole puckers up and tell him blow job only
>he agrees
>meet at night in mall parking lot over by the edge near bushes
>he offers me vodka. already have a drinking problem so vodka looks good
>pulls out his cock and I start sucking on it
>didn't lie. this thing is long and fat
>feel a bit light headed, figure it's because I'm bent over in awkward position in the car
>blackout
>wake up short time later
>in bushes, pants off, cum and blood oozing from my asshole

no more drinking and quit hooking shortly after

>>6830994
sorry, just realized this was supposed to be "casual sex" not "working sex", so...

see ad on craifslist
>handsome guy, bearish looking to bottom
>like the dynamics
>arrange to meet
>strip down in his bedroom
>get on bed and start making out
>love his hairy body
>work down his hairy chest, down his treasure trail to his cock
>kind of funky smelling down here but I'll soldier on
>while blowing him figure I'll loosen up his asshile for later
>hand sluips under him to his ass
>find nothing but shit chucks stuck to his asshair
>WTF?
>tell him sorry but he's not clean enough down there to continue
>he says sorry, offers to shower while I wait
>get dressed and leave

>>6831007
Wow that is fucking nasty

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>>6830597
> Having casual sex.
Some of us are both shy and swole.
How do I make this happen? Haven't had a good dick in a while.

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>be teen
>got a job as a counsellor at a kid's summer camp
>we all arrive a day or two early to get settled and get to know each other
>other kids seem pretty cool, should be a fun adventure
>one of the guys is especially cute
>first night, we're trapped inside by a really vicious rainstorm
>a bunch of teens alone and hormonal with little in the way of entertainment, do I need to explain what happened?
>sneak off to a bunk with Mr Cutey and spontaneously fuck, hope no one can hear us
>afterwards, leave him wanting a little more and excuse myself to freshen up in the bathroom
>in the bathroom, hear a noise coming from a shower stall behind me
>convinced that Cutey followed me in here to try and spook me
>two can play at that game
>dramatically fling the curtain open to scare him right back
>no one there
>well fuck, maybe it's just the jitters of fucking a stranger playing tricks with my head
>sense of security firmly restored, turn around to leave
>OH SHIT IT'S JASON
>mfw

>>6831263
haha good one.

>>6830597
>implying casual sex can ever be anything but horrifying

fucked a tiny ex-army chick on the basis of a friend introducing us and giving us a ride to her apartment, she was retardedly into it, literally screaming non stop and shaking and being batshit.

I never got to cum cause I was high on dope but I must have worked her through 18 earthshattering orgasms before I finaly just git up, got dressed and went home.

found out later she was the bunny boiler type and she spent eeks looking for my info but nobody squealed.

rock hard little body but seriously way too intense, thought i was going to leave my wrist inside her at one point, it wasn't super great.

>answer ad on craigslist
>get raped
X.x

>went home with a hookup
>sucking his cock
>in the middle of the act feel a giant wart at the base of his penis
>finish him off anyway
>twice

i got really sick a couple days later but fine now. hoping i didn't catch anything else.

>>6839077
That's absolutely disgusting. Fuck!