/mtfg/ Transgirl General

How do i avoid shaving burn?

>>6828376
HOW COULD YOU

Anyone wanna chat

y'all doin alright?

>>6828364
pat da possum
>>6828372
is that me
>>6828376
(You)
>>6828393
ya hbu

>>6828387
Never get in a situation where you need shaved bum

Or be born a girl

>>6828376
i'm just kidding ilu

>>6828394
Yeah. I'll slap the shit out of you.

>>6828391
What do you wanna chat about?

>>6828374
Do you even lift brah?

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>>6828388
>>6828396

>>6828395
Is it really that easy?

>>6828403
gomen

>>6828414
I'M SO SORRY <3

this is a much better edition anyway

thank you for those two

have another

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How does a cis guy go about getting a mtf girlfriend?

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Bed sooo soft
Dont ever leave me be bed~

>>6828421
omg... okay...

>>6828426
Don't be a massive faggot?
It's really not that hard.

>>6828426
be good at giving head

>>6828426
By not posting autistic frog images

>>6828426
ur not cis lol
>>6828434
lul

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>>6828426
asking us if we would like to be your gf
and then dont want us to top or anything unless we're willing

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EVERYONE BACK TO THE OLD THREAD!!! WE MUST REACH 2K!

Hi everyone!

How do you tell guys you're not interested online? This is new ground.

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I Dont want my butt to be my vagina anymore.
I'm sick of not being able to eat certain things/ at certain times if I want to get the sex.

Also, the whole "can't come unless I brainfuck myself into imagining me not touching my dick" is very farfetched and unnerving.
I mean.... I can still use it and everything, but orgasms are a special kind of brainpower.

>>6828445
I am cis, I was born with a dick and balls, have a beard and body hair, and live life as a guy

>>6828446
I want everything in the top part of the pic, except my parents can't ever know

>>6828453
>>6828453
>>6828453
:D thanks for making my dream come true everybody! what a nice note to go to bed on

>>6828462
>my parents can't ever know
as long as you're not ashamed of being seen with one of us with your family and friends

>>6828460
"sorry I'm not interested in you like that"


Damn that was hard.

>>6828406
Anything.

>>6828411
Not until I'm on T

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How am i ever supposed to afford ffs?

how long on hrt does it take for body hair on knees to thin out etc.? at 11 months my arms and torso have pretty much totally converted and my legs are halfway there but my knee hair is still coarse and black and idk why

>>6828446
>Fairytale
>Reality
FTFY
>>6828452
It doesn't count if it already hit 150 images
>>6828461
You make 100k....
>>6828460
Hey I can i talk to you about something on discord? It's about my chances of getting murdered.
And just be upfront and honest.

>>6828466
it's not shame, I'd have no problem being in public or my friends knowing, but my parents are very traditional and I don't want to hurt them.

>>6828475
okay but I might get teary eyed when I talk about not being able to have children/give them grandchildren

I think my hips might feel very slightly bigger...
I've definitely had a little bit of hairline regrowth...

also my GP is letting me have another blood test because I told her I'd switched to cypro, time to see if my levels are okay.

>>6828480
good luck

>>6828469
What's your discord?

My mom's been acting kinda weird since I came out to her.
>she tells me that she doesn't know if i hate my penis but not to chop it off myself cuz ill die
>one of the first things she asked me is if i wanted to use the woman's bathroom- i said it didn't matter at this current point and she was like idk if that's a transgender thing
>shes all like "you've never been that girly"
>i go to the store with her and she says she doesn't know if walking through the women's underwear section makes me uncomfortable- not sure if she's saying this because im a teenage boy or because im trans

I mean, she's like 50 so I don't expect her to really understand a lot of things about it yet but it's weird. I told her I'd tell her why I think I'm trans soonish. Today's been mentally exhausting enough for me already.

>>6828472
same way other people afford to buy something expensive. think of it like saving for a nice car or something.

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>>6828475
>parents can't know you're dating a girl

you and your parents seem to share a strong commitment towards you being a fag

>>6828478
we could adopt :)

>>6828484
Don't go on discord anymore but i have skype, facebook, twitter.

>>6828467
OK. Yeah. That's easy in retrospect. Thank you.

>>6828474
I don't actually know that much about odds of getting murdered. But I'll be on Discord.

>>6828486
That just sounds like she doesn't really understand but she's still trying.

>>6828492
they can't know that girl has/has a dick

>>6828480
>I think my hips might feel very slightly bigger
I got called delusional when I said that last year even though they did feel bigger and its especially noticably when I'm laying on my side
I mean, its not like they went cis tier but they do feel bigger than I remember them being

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>>6828473
>tfw 17 months and no hair converted

>>6828497
Yeah I guess. I appreciate what she's trying to do. I thought she'd do something like ask me how I'd get hormones/surgery or go out and buy me a bunch of dresses or something ridiculous.

>signed up for the wrong csi class
>the proper one is now full, save for honour students
aaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh
why are the two intro classes named the same exact thing???
i thought the other one wasn't used anymore with the shitty catalog at my uni rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
fuck it. i'll get more ricing/ trying to do LFS time.

>>6828501
*has/had

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>>6828501
why would you ever tell them in the first place?

>>6828493
yes of course but I also want to have a couple of science babies, at least one anyway
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/02/23/babies-with-two-biological-same-sex-parents-could-become-a-reality-in-just-two-years/

I am sure one of my sisters would carry it for us

>ywn be bilinda butcher

why live

so anyway, am I a "chaser" because I have a strong desire to be in a relationship with a trans-woman? I'm not interested in one night stands/"fuck-buddies" and I'm not exactly into anal, both of those seem to be the stereotypes of chasers.

>>6828512
cool, lets get married

>>6828502
yeah that's exactly it, I was laying on my side and I was like huh wtf this feels different
like the body reacts to even very small changes to the body with big sensations like how if a tooth falls out the gap feels HUGE for a while but yeah pretty sure there's been some change

>>6828446
I know a few guys like the top, its nice

>>6828520
>I'm not exactly into anal
how am i supposed to get off if i can't fuck you in the ass?

>>6828530
lol

>>6828520
not into anal...like yourself being penetrated?
or even sticking it in her...you know?

>>6828530
I was kinda planning on using my mouth, I'm bi so I like dicks

>>6828534
If it didn't hurt to much I would be okay with being penetrated, but I'm not really interested in doing it myself (unless she wanted me to)

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>>6828520
>cool, lets get married
b-but anon this is so sudden

>>6828540
>I'm bi so I like dicks
but you would be okay if I got it chopped off right?

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>>6828376
So I've tried taking estro under the tongue. How long does it take to dissolve? Like, Christ. I even had a tiny bit of saliva under there and was sitting waiting for over 10 minutes. My jaw even started to hurt.

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hi its me frog im back whats up how u been whats up

>>6828547
is it Estrace / micronised estradiol, or some other kind? only micronised works for that

>>6828549
hi frog

>>6828549
Who are you?

>>6828546
yeah, I just really like transwomen, its not a dick girl fetish (though I guess it is still kinda of fetish to actively seek out transwomen)

>>6828542
run away with me my love <3

>>6828553
who are u
idiot

the worst thing about estrogen is that it makes your dick smell like pussy

>>6828552
hi pocky

>>6828553
late 2015 trip

>>6828554
y'know i think that means u like dickgirls
its okay

>>6828563
this post is funny to me

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>>6828549
frog the dog?

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>>6828567
ribbit

>>6828563
What does pussy smell like? Penis doesn't smell great either.

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>>6828568
wazzap

>>6828556
I'm L'Squisha.
>>6828563
Really? Idk what pussy smells like though.

>>6828551
It comes in a plastic disc.

>>6828563
that's one of the best things about estrogen though...............

>>6828549
I made kari puke
like properly
it was an accident though, I feel bad, she never responded to my apologies

xth for being a quidchaser

>>6828567
I won't deny that I love dick girls, but I still have a strong attraction to transwomen.

>>6828540
doing it yourself?
honestly I don't think most trans girls want to penetrate their spouse

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>>6828568

>>6828563
*best
it's intoxicating

>>6828575
What shape and color are the pills themselves, and what numbers and letters are printed on them?

>>6828579
this confuses me too much for me to even hate you

>>6828576
AGP

>>6828582
what the fug

>>6828567
hi frog
>>6828576
AGP

mtf here

what hormones do i take, and in what dose

how do i not kill myself accidently

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>>6828376
I tried to smile and be cute. Pls respond!

>>6828587
i'm not calling you a chaser, I said I'm a chaser for you. It's a compliment. A creepy, stalky compliment.

>>6828589
It's called a photoshop. Welcome to 2016, here's your complimentary smartphone controlled 3D-printed drone

>>6828592
(you) are cute

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>>6828587

>>6828591
200mg spiro
6mg estradiol

>>6828591
2mg estrogen

100mg Spironolactone
Make sure blood disorders, heart disorders, heart disease, and other such things don't run in your family. If they do, fuck it Yolo do it anyway live fast die young.

>>6828600
>>6828602
all these conflicting answers gives me fucking anxiety

>>6828577
what happened? :0
don't beat yourself up over it if it wasn't intentional.
how u been otherwise

>>6828580
similar but not similar

>>6828590
hi frog

>>6828596
hi lasquisha

>>6828600
nonoono ur too young to be a doctor
go to ur room bebi

>>6828549
wooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh........... frog is back now.....

>>6828604
Start with >>6828602 Increase to >>6828600 after a year

>>6828588
>>6828590
I'm not saying I get aroused by it!!! It's a lot less dysphoric than man smell ok?! ;-;

>>6828593
I know and I was referring to the meme that I hate chasers

but

I am still very confused

>>6828604
Pookie is trolling, 2mg 100mg is correct.

But you need to get blood tests at some point, because you may or may not want to go up to 200mg and may or may not want to go up to 4mg, and sometimes there are outlier cases

like I take .5mg of E and 300mg of spiro

>>6828571
>>6828574
dont shower for 3 days then smell your dick
>>6828576
>>6828585
literal fetishists. opinions arent valid.

>>6828607
hi pleb
i deleted you on skype, ill re-add, sorry about that
personal stuff happened and it's a bad habit. i should've been more mature

>>6828608
hi losquisha

>>6828600
That's way too fucking high to start on. Could mess up a bunch.


>>6828604
Other person is sharing what they're on and they've probably been on for over a year or so or naturally have need for more estrogen. 6 is the ceiling. Anymore and it's not daily and moves to injection.

2mg is all you need but make sure with Spiro to block testosterone otherwise more or less you're wasting your time.

>>6828591
Start 50mg spiro/day (quarter pill every twelve hours)
Ramp up to 200mg/day over the course of a month.
Estrogen start at 2mg once a day and the double that later on (one pill once a day then one pill twice a day)

200mg spiro and 4mg Estrogen is normal, if a little high on spiro. Drink water and avoid bananas/potassium to not die.

how do you get weed if you're afraid of talking to people and going outside and don't want to do any dark net shit

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>>6828572
video games

what's it like being a frogdog?

>>6828599
>hemihydrate
into the stomach it goes

>>6828611
you're obviously not trans if you don't understand why somebody would want to smell like a girl instead of a guy, like srsly

now I can actually not want to cry from catching a faint whiff of myself after a long day of hard work

>>6828610
okay i can probably get bloodtests like in a few months or whatever but do i have to tell them i'm taking hormones, and self medding at that. if they find out im self medding and buying them online can i get in trouble? what stops a doctor from being all like "whoa, your hormones are all fucked you need to lower your doses" even if i don't really need to?

>>6828616
ask you mom to get some for you

>>6828612
>>6828606
Hiii

>>6828617
hah same here..mostly
it's been alright, frog's going back to school soon.
what's been going on in ya life senpai

>>6828618
i kind of smell like a guy..
only thing im dysphoric about lately is voice desu

>>6828620
mommmmmm plssssssss

>>6828610
why the fuck do you take .5 mg? lmao

>>6828592
Omg cute

>>6828610
oh. I didn't know you hate chasers. I guess I'll go kill myself and save you the stress.

I'm the anon that came for the first time last night and got yelled at. ;-;

>>6828606
well idk
depending on what's happened in the past I may have triggered her over some traumatising memories
or I may have just grossed her out
idk
I was talking about sexual fantasies in kageshi chat, I can't remember the context of the conversation

uh I'm okay, I moved out of my parents' house thank fuck and to my dream city, it's very beautiful here
had to delay my last uni exam but aside from that I'm set to pass it
still a dreadful hon and an autistic nutjob
starting counselling on the 5th with a youth charity place thank goodness
came out to my mum, went okay, there's little she can do to help $$$-wise though
came out to all my friends, they seem to like me MORE rather than less lmao and I keep getting invited to parties and stuff
still got killer dysphoria though
life's pretty kk compared to some peoples' atm tbf

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>>6828625
>>6828615
>>6828610
>>6828608

>>6828606
hi frog
>>6828610
>Pookie is trolling
the dosage i stated is pretty common

>>6828618
THIS
it's so much better
I didn't realise how dysphoric I was getting over body scent until it changed

>>6828615
You can eat bananas and potatoes. Drinking a lot of water is legit.

>>6828616
Get a friend. Or Craig's list. Don't ask for weed, just mention you want friends to hang and mention 420. Then in private email say you're looking to get a quater or something and you'll tip.


Or

College campus just sit down ask randoms. Someone will have a connect and they will have a connect and then you'll have a steady dealer.

Or

Just order it online.

. Do you have no friends that smoke? Try Facebook. Try like local artist groups just join and linger and wait until someone anyone posts some stonner shit and ask them.


Could try reddit for your local area / city.

So where can I meet transwomen? are there any chances there might be one on here that lives nearby me? Do I need to worry about "being a chaser"?

>>6828625
she has super high natural e levels

>>6828638
You're an idiot

>>6828625
naturally high estrogen, she's getting tested for intersex

>>6828597
>>6828628
I'm slowly working on leaving boy mode so thank you!

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every part of me hurts
work is torture
plus I have no food at all

>>6828638
yes you're a chaser. this is a safespace for trans girls, not a dating site. leave quid alone.

>>6828619
oh, I meant private blood tests

i'm not sure

you can look up the normal levels for cis women and do it based off that

>>6828623
rip

>>6828629
aww, don't do that

ah, so you haven't seen a picture of me? this makes a lot more sense now

>>6828631
I'm an extremely rare case, ignore my doses.

You do want to start at 50mg, I just wasn't getting that into detail

>>6828638
asl?

>>6828638
If you're going out of your way to find Trans women, yeah probably. Try a gay bar.

>>6828638
just get grindr or something
also how do you expect us to know where you live

>>6828646
private blood tests?

>>6828621
hi lasquisha

>>6828630
do you know that though? i do hope you didn't bring up something like that but it's not your fault.
as for the sexual fantasies, damn

YAY you moved out! let's not put ourselves down okay? we're all dope
sounds like things are getting better. hope it only goes up for you ^^

>>6828634
hi lasquisha

>>6828636
am i alone in not minding all too much

>>6828638
right here bb ;)))) amirite

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>>6828631
<3

>>6828647
21, cis-Male, Michigan,

>>6828645
If I seriously am making anyone uncomfortable I'll leave :(

>>6828644
420 Xd
>>6828654
o
k

>>6828646
I have not seen a picture. My attachment to you solely comes from you being the first trip I saw when I came here. Snickerdoodle too.

>>6828644
You could suck n swallow your roomie

How do you do
I don't believe we've met
My name is soap
I'm from minor threat

>>6828664
*pokes soap*

>>6828662
never, the dude is a pig

>>6828638
You niggas have no game, every time one of you comes here you're so fucking obvious with your "pls b my gf pleas"

>>6828618
im not saying i want to smell like a dude im juts saying its digusting either way. dudes smell like onions and garlic, chicks smell like.. wet animal or something idk.

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>>6828652
Yes, you can purchase a requisition form then go to some third-party place like Quest Diagnostics that hospitals outsource their labwork to and get your blood drawn.

>>6828661
oh, well here's my most recent selfie (just woke up=hair situation)

and goodbye goes the chaser :P

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>>6828623
gf, mediocre job, and trying to move in with said gf

so all things considered it's actually great as long as i'm not thinking about how little i actually get to see her currently and/or how she's not currently in my arms

what are you in school for?

>>6828668
I can order you a pizza if you promise not to dox

>>6828672
i want to smell like flowers

>>6828673
Everyone seems to have really low self esteem here. You look cute.

>>6828672
well yeah...

but one is kinda gross and the other is extreme dysphoria, so i mean...

how is that fetishist?

>>6828638
do you wanna fuck or get fucked?

>>6828666
More like *is satan*

>>6828661
oh gosh
I've been mentioned

>>6828673
The selfie cancer needs to end, you would look twice as good if you had gotten someone else to take the picture for you and maybe advise you on a suitable expression you know like we did last decade.

>>6828674
haha aww
I hope you two get to fall asleep in each others' arms very soon

>>6828673
FIX YOUR GLASSES

>>6828676
hmm..... tempting as fuck desu but no thanks, I don't wanna get dox'd either

>>6828674
business admin
i wanna work in hr or just with people, yaknow?

it's not a dream job but it's pretty pleasant imo!! so that's cool

>>6828679
frog has self esteem
its common for transpeople though to have a bad self image

>>6828679
thanks, i guess, you're the only person who's like, ever said that on here

>>6828685
the only selfies i look remotely okay in are the ones where i'm zoned out

you've seen the pictures the anons post constantly

>>6828673
I'll be honest, those glasses plus that expression make you look like you have down syndrome. The rest is okay though.

>>6828683
Yeah i'm the ;-; anon from last night that has no idea how to hit on women. You and quid will forever be my first impression of this board.

>>6828687
yeah

>>6828660
Check your skype.

>>6828687
I KNOW RIGHT

WHAT GLASSES

PLEASE TELL I AM BEGGING

>>6828692
hahaha

i just look fuck-ugly any other way is all, better to look like that than fuck-ugly i guess

>>6828688
Okay well, don't starve!

>>6828696
ok

>>6828689
frog seems to be cool if frog has good self image.

>>6828694
i've looked at so many guides on this shit and still have no fucking idea

frames advice PLS

>>6828693
I hope it was a good first impression

>>6828705
frogs dope

>>6828701
When they're that bad you should just get new ones desu

Other than that check that the arms aren't fucked and bend the nose... thingie... in towards your nose so your right lens sits higher on your face.
Also wear your glasses higher up your nose.

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>>6828681
Both

>>6828679
>>6828705
OH and for the record

I actually have really high self-esteem all things considered, i mean aside from deep down inside

I just know and am realistic about the fact that I kinda look shit, which doesn't stop me from being a person of significant value

>>6828709
I mean I love snickerdoodles so we're cool.

>>6828668
hey Kayla we all responded to you yesterday but you didn't give us all a chance to congratulate you on working hard
you'll have srs in no time
proud of you

>>6828713
Oh are you talking about how they're crooked? I just got these lol

I meant more what frames would look best on me

idk why they get crooked like that i think it might have to do with how crooked my nose is, but at least it isn't as big as most j00s

>>6828719
>orchi
>srs
Anon...

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>>6828702
>don't starve!
well I don't get a paycheck for 2 weeks so i'm going to fucking die or become skellington

>>6828714
boyfriend when?

>>6828715
I know what you mean. I've felt AGP I think it is(?) my entire life, but it never got me down that I've never had the body to match it or even dress. It's just whatever.

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>>6828705
thank you! frog's always working on being a better frog

>>6828713
thankiesssss

>>6828723
hi lasquisha

>>6828671
I'm not into games, I came here to ask some questions about dating transgirls and was hoping by some miracle I'd be lucky enough to meet one here
>>6828673
so pretty, why do you have to hate me :(((((
>>6828681
I want a relationship

CB /haydenaleksi/
>started hrt in Feb 2016
time to kms lol

>>6828723
thats only for suporn and besides as long as theres enough material there/she made sure they left the skin its fine

>>6828724
gud luck ms skeltal

>>6828722
You can still fix them so they fit right x.x

Thicker, darker frames might be better idk.

>>6828724
...
Could you just pick up the pizza at the place? Wouldn't need your address that way.

Hello is the 4chan where people come to talk about chastity cages and striped knee high socks and dyeing your hair purple?

Because I like to do things like that :)

>>6828724
let me buy you a pizza pls

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>>6828716
I'm gonna pretend you mean't me and not the cookie

>>6828726
No, I have hella dysphoria

I'm talking about being ugly, not about looking masculine, there's a difference :P

>>6828732
lol is that bambi in the chat

>>6828714
are they trans??? i cant even tell anymore
honestly, faye, i dont think i can use my gt. it still works but touching it makes me feel too bad. my ex and i couldnt even have sex because of it.i wouldn't mind using toys though.
>>6828731
tell me about yourself then. im also looking.

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>>6828722
I like my lindsors

Getting smaller colorful frames is destinctly girly

>>6828731
I doooon't it's just memes

I'm very suspicious of chasers in general though, and one recently came in here that just proved my point when he turned out to pretty much be the worst person possible

but thank you for calling me pretty desu even if it's just a lie to get into my e-pants >////<

guise I made a trip so I can be popular.

>>6828722
>>6828709

>>6828739
people talk about that stuff frequently on #/d/traps on rizon

>>6828739
I wanna put you in a cage sass

>>6828723
memes, I still have my sac moron

>>6828719
oh that's nice for once

I almost got an orgasm from playing with my hair
how agp from 1 to 10?

>>6828739
We dye our hair green here.

>>6828612
DW, I'll accept when I get home in a few min. shit happens, DW about it

Cords trolling me baka

>>6828748
Hey! How was your day?

>>6828732
it seems she got ffs so dont feel too bad

>>6828743
Well you're definitely not ugly so there's that.

>>6828742
As long as you're sweet~

>>6828745
Toys are more then ok, probably better then the original desu

Also like, that's not how two girls have sex, but they can still have sex you know?

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On the last episode of the Kayla meme, our hero bitched about pretty women, bitched that she wasn't pretty, bitched that everyone should die and leave mtfg because they are cute. Will Kaylas rampant shit posting end? Find out now on KAYLA LIVE!

>>6828737
>Could you just pick up the pizza at the place? Wouldn't need your address that way.
I am soooooo not driving, I would lose my parking space. I might take a 2 mile walk to wienerschnitzel later, I have a hand full of dimes I could buy 2 hot dogs.

>>6828761
considering it took me 21 years to save up £3000 I think that makes it EVEN FUCKING WORSE lmao

>>6828762
people have told me I am pretty nice
...not to toot my own horn

>>6828765
I'm watching big brother and it has reindeer. How can Kayla compete?

>>6828723
Only AAP-chan, that I know of, got rid of as much scrotal tissue as possible. Most girls just get an incision, a snip, and their balls tossed in medical waste.

>>6828759
it was ok. Moving to cali so excited about that.

you?

>>6828765
leave kayla alone she's doing the best she can

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how do I look like this?

>>6828770
Cookies don't have horns, silly.

>>6828750
Are you going to feed me hormones and watch me change into a girl? I like that type of stuff too :3.

>>6828754
Oh wow, green is not girly, desu.

>>6828749
Lol, i know how anon likes to trick people into going to places with child pornography, don't think I'm that much of a noob.

>>6828752
Did you pull it like a slut?

>>6828745
I'm 21 and live in Michigan, I'm in my second year of college majoring in biology hoping to be an ornithologist. I'm 5'11'', blue eyes with blondish-brown hair, somewhat overweight (but I'm making progress on changing that).

>>6828747
Not even trying to get sex, you are legitimately beautiful. It's good for you to be suspicious anyway, statistics aren't on your side with safety.

>>6828778
>Did you pull it like a slut?
yeah

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>>6828765
I'm too tired to argue

>>6828778
cp is against rizon's rules you dumbie

>>6828776
step 1. be ufufu

>>6828766
Another time maybe, but pls don't die >~<
>>6828774
Cali cops can throw you in the loony bin on their own authority, fuck Cali.

>>6828778
>>6828783
im tender headed and for the life of me cannot understand why people would be turned on by hair pulling. it's excruciating.

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Sup nerds!

>>6828789
step 2. take the knot
step 3. ????

>>6828776
I don't know, maybe participate in some artsy fartsy faggot's art project commenting on beauty standards or something similar?

>>6828776
shave your head duh

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>>6828756
<3 i wanna know how you've been!

>>6828765
http://www.strawpoll.me/11127466

http://www.strawpoll.me/11127466

http://www.strawpoll.me/11127466

>>6828770
you are!

>>6828772
am i AAP
am i a good boy

>>6828794
tender headed is a very cute term
and it's a pretty common fetish, no idea why though

>>6828795
hi im frisk

>>6828777
i'm not a cookie i'm a human bean

>>6828778
I'll tie you up and coat you from the neck down in tabasco sauce ^^

>>6828793
o-oh. sorry.

>>6828795
it is you, that is, the true, nerd.

>>6828776
she is pretty
>>6828763
i dont think i know what you mean..show me.

>>6828748
good girl

>>6828746
but i can't be distinctly girly yet D:

what frames go best with my facial shape?

and would make me look marginally less like i'm a horse?

>>6828762
thanks...

>>6828795
hiii <3

>>6828779
>me
>beautiful

now i feel like ur just making fun of me honestly

>>6828794
pain is a good thing tho

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>>6828795
Hiya

>>6828802
do you drive?

>>6828800
I will never understand it. Feels like thousands of tiny needles sewing my hair into my head. And not in the tickly-warm-inside way.

>>6828800
oh...gee
thanks
I don't ever really remember talking to you though, sorry

>>6828795
Hiya Chara!
>>6828806
Nah I was being autistic >.>

Hope you like Cali! I didn't do much today, just worked and felt really bored and tired and bad and gross. lol

>>6828730
Hi...
>>6828731
I've already marked you down as beta.
>>6828765
Apparently I'm the new Kayla according to some here.

>>6828815
no
driving is difficult....and expensive....and bad for the environment (although that doesn't stop me from letting people drive me >.<)

>>6828810
seriously though, your self-esteem is way to low. Unless its just the picture or something (which it doesn't seem to be) you're actually pretty cute

>>6828800
>no idea why though
omg...............

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>>6828800
I thought i killed you?

>>6828807
I'm not a nerd, no bully.

>>6828810
Quid! <3

>>6828813
Heya, ember.

>>6828820
Hi anon.

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>>6828823
Being trans isn't the most positive thing in the world bucko

>>6828822
Oh. It would've been cool if you were Ryan Gosling but I guess that ship has sailed.

>>6828820
If you feel drunk get sad with me

>>6828810
What are all the dots for. I'm just trying to be friendly! You should get drunk!

>>6828822
>Bad for the environment
Buy a Tesla car.

>>6828808
>she is pretty
you too

>>6828823
lol you ever talked to a tranny before senpai?

>>6828815
it only kind of hurts for me. that sounds rough.
you're not missin out on anything special though

>>6828817
yeah i just came back today
but you nice senpai

>>6828812
i like hugs more

>>6828821
HI!!!!

>>6828826
wheres it develop from tho

>>6828829
u cant kill me buddy come and try ill fuck u up real good i got a big arsenal and i dont even need em trust me before u can even look thru my extensive collection of automatic and semi automatic weapons (not to mention legit fuckin pistols and japanese swordses) ill have got u 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 score im a fuckin strong dude dont fuck with me or ill fuck u UP my man

>>6828844
talk to myself all the fuckin time ;D

>>6828800
>am i AAP
Are you?
>am i a good boy
Is frog a boy, then? Seems to be pretty good.

>>6828783
Were you on your knees when you were pulling it?

>>6828787
I don't know rizon sounds like part of the dark web like reddit.

>>6828794
You're not pulling it like a slut, probably. Try wearing some nice lingerie, getting on all fours and then pulling it.

>>6828803
That sounds hot! Can I wear my hair in pigtails?

>>6828839
I haven't replied to you yet because your name gives me ptsd from living in florida with sassy black girls names laquisha.

Are you a sassy black girl named laquisha?

>>6828846
No bully.

>>6828829
I trust you've been staying out of trouble today? :)

>>6828810
You'll regret getting anything that's not girly, just wait if you don't have insurance, glasses are expensive

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>>6828822
>driving is difficult
Whaaaaaaat?

>>6828861
I've been a good girl.
:p

>>6828686
We're probably going to on Saturday, if all goes well
I miss it too.. she's really warm too so it's all kinds of comfy

tfw you wake up
tfw your sleep isn't eternal

>>6828862
Can it be ahitposting time, please :3?

>>6828838
w-why...why would I be Ryan Gosling

>>6828853
listen here fag I'm just trying to help you explore and meet others who share your sissy fetish but if you're not going to take this seriously I'm out.

>>6828838
I feel like that'd be a bad move, I have work tomorrow morning... Thanks tho.
>>6828853
>That sounds hot! Can I wear my hair in pigtails?
Nah, I'm giving you a buzzcut and dressing you in construction clothes.
>>6828870
<3 u

>>6828846
idk do fetishes need a reason

why is a general for depressed trans women the most comfy, nicest discussion place in 4chan?

>>6828878
sorry

ok how could I get a pizza to my door without giving personal info?

>>6828875
How dare you? I'm not into being degraded.....

Yet

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>>6828779
>Michigan
>>6828800
Same senpai!!!! Ahhhhh I'm like 20 min from my dad's house tho......
I have to send you a lot of music tho...........
I gotta give u a spoiler tho. I'm still rly bad a skating....
>>6828863
It is tho!!! Like you have yo drive and not panic at the same time....

>>6828872
because you're a real human bean. You should really watch Drive. You'll get it.

>>6828849
ehhh
i'm not a boy though hehe

>>6828857
^-^

>>6828880
nah not at all
i just wonder why its a common fetish tho

>>6828881
ooh..u must be new

>>6828884
why lol

>>6828887
no ur legit the best silly head

>>6828881
Oh, you're in for a treat if you think this place is nice.

l m a o

>>6828823
I mean it also probably doesn't help that everyone on here says I'm ugly all the time

which doesn't really get to me since it just confirms what i already knew buuuuut

>>6828829
*hugs*

>>6828838
probably should get drunk desu

>>6828853
>Were you on your knees when you were pulling it?
nahh
>>6828846
>i like hugs more
I can't suspend my disbelief that far. I can see someone being mean to me and being intimate by pulling my hair. But hugs? naaah, only as a prank

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>>6828887
Um ok
I never ever had a problem with driving

>>6828881
Because of sweet girls like you!
>>6828882
<3 <3 <3

>>6828884
Call and order pizza
Someone else calls and gives them your name and pays for it
t. used to work at a pizza place

>>6828885
o. sorry.

>tfw beepbeep didn't respond when I describe myself ;_;

>>6828832
why shouldn't be? if its positive for you then who cares

>>6828846
actually yeah, I have a couple of online friends who are trans. I constantly have to tell them that their self esteem is too low too :/

>>6828887
is Michigan a meme or are you far away?

>>6828886
Pretty eyes.

>>6828889
oh yeah
I've never seen that, sorry

>>6828894
It's just hate anons that say you're ugly quid

>>6828856
Kek
It's a meme name, not my real trip. Are you new here or something?

EVERYONE POST HANDS AND I WILL CLOCK YOU OR NOT

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>>6828902
I live in Michigan, so does Rain and a few others.

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>>6828881
>nicest discussion place in 4chan
the only reason this place is so alive is we always argue and since women never stop arguing we created a perpetual motion thread

>>6828862
ugh i wish i could go part time so bad

i would go full time at this point if i could idgaf if i pass or if i'm an embarrassing hon or whatever

>>6828891
hi im nim

>>6828895
haaha got u right

>>6828902
you don't have to tell them that, lol
sometimes it takes some changes to feel better, not just mentally.

>>6828907
hey lasquisha

>>6828913
hi nim! nice to meet you
-pets the nim-

>>6828899
please don't care like this

>>6828907
>>6828894
>>6828892
>>6828891
I am new, sorry. ;-;

Everyone just seems really nice.

>>6828894
ignore anyone who says you're ugly

>>6828909
:0 I live in Grand Rapids area, anyone live nearby?

>>6828891
don't kno
>>6828893
nice

>>6828878
>Dressing up a girl like a man
>AAP detected
Dropped

>>6828779
I'm 23, between baltimore and philadelphia. math/chem. interested in astronomy career maybe. 5'3 same eyes and hair. probably anorexic.

>>6828917
no cry face
your new trip name is 'pompom'
^_^

>>6828376
Has anyone noticed the mtf info dump pastebin is dead? Is it just me?

How can i practice my voice stealthily? I live with three other people and i don't have a car. None of them know I'm mtf, still in boy mode.

>>6828914
im known as the cool trip on here

are you cool like me

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>>6828917
It's cause were in a peace period all the dramas are currently dead.

>>6828920
I live in Grand Rapids, and Rain lives in Kalamazoo.

>>6828905
Yeah, cause everyone else is too polite :P

nobody has ever complimented my looks on here except men and there's a reason for that :P

>>6828891
No, you are.
I got like actual cool holes in my shoes tho...
>>6828898
It's hard because there's always some traffic and I'm becoming moleman....
>>6828902
I'm in NYC, so yeah..

>>6828928
i am like legit the coolest lmaoooooooo
u didnt kno?
ah dont sweat it pal -arm on your shoulder-
-cool laugh-

>>6828881
>>6828917
We try to be nice to each other, but drama happens sometimes, which can drop the average niceness

>>6828929
charchar :3

Post your fav reaction face GO

>>6828928
Nim, get on steam!
So i can get you into the super secret discord.

instead of food I have enough dimes for a cheap bottle of schnapps
choices....

>>6828926
but pompoms have coconut in them.

>>6828929
ooh there's drama?

>>6828931
oh and chara but she doesn't count obviously

>>6828940
Hey Kay I'm getting bbl in December =)

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>>6828933
damn, youve been skating it up huh B)

>>6828937

>>6828941
ok ur trip name is 'cherrypop'

>>6828934
i haven't been touched in years

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>>6828871
>can it be shitposting time

Okkkkk fine

I'm a boy, this is boy mode because I'm not wearing a bra, fuck that faggot that just handed me a Diet Coke and said have a good day ma'am