Gay General - hot communists edition

I only know who two of those are.

>>6795525
Who the fuck is f and C?

>>6795534

A: Che Guevara
B: Josef Stalin
C: Karl Marx
D: Chairman Mao
E: Fidel Castro
F: Leon Trotsky
G: Vladimir Lenin
H: i forget

>>6795548
H. is Anthony Fantano

>>6795557

lol

its some early socialist thinker, i recognise him, i just cant quite get the name

>>6795562
Freddie Engels

>babes
>only A, B, and E are actually good looking
pls

>All the famous capitalists are fugly fat creeps
because they had enough money to afford food

>>6795620
C would be cute if he had literally any other hairstyle

What's up homos?
I'm day drinking at Hamburger Mary's before I head into work.

>>6795525
>All the famous capitalists are fugly fat creeps
Bullshit

For example, Dolph Lundgren and Arnold Schwarzenegger both believe in the capitalist system so much they moved into the US, and they're both fucking hot.

>>6795660
You mah nigga with this post.

>>6795659
>Hamburger Mary's
Where you live? I hear a lot of people talk about it, but we don"t have one here.

>>6795660
>I'm day drinking at Hamburger Mary's before I head into work.
Maybe back in the day. Sort of saggy now.

>>6795693
I'm in California you asshole.
I see you quoting me twice because my words echo in your head. Xoxo

>stranger I just met wants me to stay the night at his house tomorrow
This doesn't sound like a good idea does it?
Or am I just being lame?
Also, how would I explain this to mother, who doesn't let me even visit other guys' houses?

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>>6795670
I love that Mr. Schwarzenegger.

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>>6795710
>Xoxo
Why don't you marry Dick Rickets if you love him so much?

>>6795710
lol Didn't have your trip on.
>two people mentioned hamburger mary's
>it must be good

>>6795718
Same here, fav actor of all time and sec fav bodybuilder
>>6795720
can't just jump into marriage bully-kun. Gotta go slow.

>>6795722
Most people come for the evening shows but the food is amazing.

Haven't posted here in a long time but I heard niq nudes leaked. Anyone want to post?

>>6795728
Arnold was Mister Universum. Arnold is Number One.

Care to tell who's supposedly better?

>>6795728
>sec fav
Reeves ?

>>6795747
Nothing to write home about.

>>6795757
Agreed.

>>6795757
Arnold was Mr. Universe 1969 and 1970. My favorite is Frank Zane who is actually one of three people who have beat Arnold. Zane won over Arnold at the 1968 Mr. Universe. It's never about who is better because bodybuilding is extremely subjective.

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>>6795747
Just search "Niq imgur" in the archive. Be nice to her, she's had a tough life.

>>6795728
Be careful, he has a crazy ex wife.

>>6795765
>Frank Zane
That's the one I meant. lol

>>6795764
Reeves is in my top five, but he isn't number one. He's actually number four.

>>6795765
>Frank Zane
I just googled that guy

He looks like an alien with a micropenis

Arnold is #1

I'm actually kinda nervous about this date. The last guy I went on a date with was using old pictures and he ended up being like 300lbs.

>>6795797
You're an idiot, but I'm sure you know nothing about bodybuilding so you're dismissed.

>>6795807
such a bully

What is eating a hairy ass like?
I really like hairy guys, and I really want to eat an ass.

>>6795824
Not a bully, you're just ill-informed

>qt otter wants to fuck
>qt bear wants me to stay the night
>qt 3.14 asked me out on a date

After like 2 months of loneliness this feels nice.

What do you fags do for work?

>>6795887
im a studet

>>6795797
>looks like an alien with a micropenis
I have a name, asshole

am I gay?

>>6795891
I heard you have a monster cock though

>>6795908
only in that it looks like a dog dick?

its not big size wise

>>6795914
How dare you
my size is more than adequate

>>6795891
>micro
As if

>>6795928
Have you even seen my dick before?

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>>6795928
Get a load of this white knight.

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I know Lenin didn't have any kiddos, but he's such a DILF imo.

>guy will let you eat his ass but won't let you kiss him

>>6795929
You don't remember?

>>6795976
no
Did I get blackout drunk and show you my dick or something?

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>>6795901
If you have to ask then you definitely are.

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>>6795993

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>>6795996

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>>6796007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmHeP9Sve48

>>6796018
pls trim
for not only yourself, but others

>>6796023
Never

>>6796018
Fuck off, Circe.

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>>6796018
looks either latino or asian pubes

>>6796018
that bush is out of control man, its gonna make your dick look smaller

>>6796018
Never trim.
Pubes are hot.

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>>6796042
No, you're disgusting.

>>6796031
This
>tfw no hairy bf

>>6796051
Rude.

>>6796051
>iPhone 5c
hahaha

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>>6796057

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>>6796070

Watched All Stars and good bye _________! You won't be missed

>>6796070
Fuck me please

Contact info?

>>6796067
All white boys look like Sid though.

>>6796079
Stop being so desperate.

>>6796086
Not my fault I'm a slut for hair

>>6796087
I have a hairy back.
You like that?

>>6796116
Yeah

As I said, I'm a slut for hair

>>6796113
Left can't serve face for shit.
Right wins.

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>>6796120
so you're like what a trichophilia?

>>6796133
Sure I guess

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Why is this so hot?

What is this called, other than crotch sniffing?

>>6796143
the road to hell

>>6796147
What's wrong with wanting to sniff a man's balls?

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>>6796141
>>6796133
I would consider myself a trichophilia if it were only body hair and facial hair. When it comes to head hair I don't really get sexually aroused by a man's head hair. So I just consider myself a Pogonophile since I get more sexually aroused by beards than I do for body hair. Although body hair is essential in my attraction to another man the beard/facial hair is what seals the deal.

>>6796156
>I don't really get sexually aroused by a man's head hair.
I wonder why...

>>6796172
inhaled ginger ale reading this/10

>>6796149
Bromidrophillia

>>6796179
I guess that sounds about right.
I don't like stinky feet though.

>>6796195
>tfw everyone in your family still has a full head of hair even in their late 60's

>>6796172
>>6796195
It's a shame bearish men in porn doesn't have hippy dippy hair

Only Jaxton Wheeler, but hes more muscle and usually shaves

>>6796188
at least you don't have Anasteemaphilia

>>6796200
I'm with you on this one bb. My grandpa is 74 and has a full head. Grandmother in late 60s is fab as well.

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>>6796200
A shame they're a bunch of oliveniggers though.

>>6796229
I do like taller guys, but I'm 5'9, and everyone else seems to be just about my size.

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>>6796172

>>6796234
You never answered on when you saw my dick

>>6796237
says the italian

>>6796240
same here, but canophiliacs scare me

>>6796243
I was jk, I love you.

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>>6796244
N-north Italian!

>>6796243
Listen here little baby.
You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about.
Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar?
PERFECT.
Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want.
Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>6796244
Can't believe you don't Remer showing me Mr. PINK.

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>>6796266
Capnolagnia

>>6796271
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

>>6796303
Old age has taken you

>>6796318
I can't tell if you're fucking with me or not

>tfw everyone wants you to shave your manpunani but you're lazy

>>6796329
Guess you'll never know.

>>6796426
I remember seeing Hitler's dick too.
Meh.

why cant i keep my shit together i dont even like you now ur weird af and i havent spoke to you in literaly months but im still hung up over my memory of you
new thug is deec

I P U T M O L L Y I N M Y L E A N
uwu uwu uwu

>>6796446
Welcome to life
What's their name

>>6796377
>>6796426
>>6796434
Oh I'm remembering this now

>>6796377
was that when you saw it?

and yeah it's nothing special
just a dick

>>6796463
rugby

i think prolly holding onto a fantasy version of you and what we could have had made my world slightly less fucking hopeless like at least good things happen sometimes but like except you know they kind of didnt bc it was fake anyway so good things dont happen (never)
>>6796463
uwu uwu uwu
smokin brocolli
count this green
im on molly
im on lean
uwu uwu uwu

SPENT ALL OF MY MONEY ON CLOTHING AND DRUGS WOOPSY
NOW I CANT EVEN BUY CIGARETTES OWO
OMG I CANT WAIT UNTIL I GET MY STUDENT LOAN SO I CAN EAT IM GOING FUCKING CRZYYY

uh yo i havent got any friends
uh rolling in my benz yh skrrrrrrrrrrrrt
yh im a loner loner loner
so fkn depressed i cant even get a boner

>guy I went to middle school that was really friendly with me with thinks kissing would be awkward
>wants me to swallow his cum though

This isn't cute, he's just being horny...

>>6796668

Well kissing is a lot more intimate desu

>>6796687
He's willing to let me eat his ass. Wouldn't that be pretty intimate?

>>6796695

Very intimate desu

Sounds like he's just using you as an asseating cumdump desu

>>6796704
He was so sweet in middle school...

>>6796143
It looks like FraternityX
No thanks

>>6796018
>>6796042
>Are still up

>>6797096
What's wrong with Fraternity X?

Would you guys like to ERP? How about ERP general?

>>6797157
>>6797157
>>6797157

Come join us!

>>6797141
It's more or less a waste of great-looking guys into mechanical and repetitive sex

The frat house is so messy I get nightmares

I've heard the producers use stims to keep their guys erect, and there's really no good dynamics

I want kisses, reach-arrounds, switcheroos and smiles, it's basically the thing that get me the most in these group scenes, the dynamics between actors

I get why it's a fetish tho.

>>6797172
I just like crotch sniffing desu.

>>6797181
So do I, but I have no bf balls to sniff

>>6797170
Keep it in /hm/, my man.

>>6797187
I'd say let's sniff each other's balls but the thought of my balls smelling like anything disgusts me.

>>6797198
>let's sniff each other balls
I am not American though :(

>>6797207
Where are you from?

>>6797219
The city of France, Yuroporistan

>>6797249
I was hoping for something like Mexico or Canada...

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>>6797289
>I was hoping for something like Mexico

>>6797309
Mexican qts exist.

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>>6797316
>Mexican qts exist

>>6797328
reply to me with another Blacked model please

>>6797289
Sorry to disapoint, friendo

>the no ginger violent felon bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROJiMwkTGok
>tfw no beast bf

>turbo virgin
>dating cute guy
>want to try sex but keep spazzing out because I'm nervous
>he keeps backing off because he thinks I'm not comfortable even though I've told him I want to

Why am I like this

>>6797813
At least you have bf

>>6795767
Which archive? Love is over or the 4chan archive?

Both searches have brought up nothing tbqh.

>>6795525
Careful letting liberal fantasies get away with you. The commies have always historically run neck and neck with the Nazis for wanting to destroy us (LGBT). Look up some of the wires grin the people you're going gaga over here, regarding homosexuality. It's not naive or "of the times," it's genocidal, and commies have always thought of gay people as an abomination created by the "free" attitudes of the West in general and America in particular.
If we really want freedom and equal treatment, we gotta stop thinking of "capitalism" or "conservatives" as the all time enemy. In the US, we vote Democrat. So do Muslims (who nearly universally want to see us all dead), black activists (who are cool with us supporting THEM, but check out what Farrakhan, Sharpton, and Jackson have actually said about us), and anti-gun folks who don't realize that society's most likely victims, gay people and women, need to be able to defend themselves without having a lot of political power or money to fight the system must to keep a gun in our purse or pocket to slow some basher's roll.
Bottom line, I won't ever glorify communists, you may as well be saying how cute Hitler's moustache is.

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What did you have for breakfast today?

>>6798262
French toast.

>>6798262
Eggs and bacon c:

>>6798262

Oats, like fucking always

>>6798262

Two tomatoes, some pb and lots of tofu

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>>6798262
Couple of slices of bread, cup of tea.

Post some cat gifs I don't have.

>>6798262
Tea and a cigarette. There's no food here :(

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>>6796051

can you summarise what the content of the deleted post was because I've been too busy getting a remsima infusion to shitpost about speedballing today so I didn't post whatever that was

kkxbai

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>>6799048
Smokers are jokers.

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>>6799048
If you keep smoking, lung cancer is gonna SMOKE YOU!

>>6795525
I'd do B, E, F and possibly H.
Rate my taste.

fucking ayy I'm only like a 6 hour break from work

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>>6799038
k

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>>6799049
A picture of a computer mouse on a mound of pubic hair.

Do you guys think it's cute when a guy spills some spaghetti?
>it's hard to keep talking to him when that gorgeous face is looking at me
I think it's cute the way he stutters when talking to me, but idk what he thinks when I can't think of anything to say and the conversation just goes awkward silent.

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>>6798262
Cold brew coffee, slice of coffee cake, fresh cut strawberries and Greek yogurt.

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neat

What happened to that fashion-interested twink that made femgen? I stopped 4channing for a year and can't find his posts

>>6799369
If I find a guy cute, then he can probably do anything and it will only endear him more to me.

Thought I didn't like guys with effeminite voices. Until I met a guy with a light lisp and a voice that's pitched slightly higher than you'd expect from looking at him. When he said he does not like to hear his own voice on recordings it was the most adorable thing ever, and I almost couldn't stand it.

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>>6799369
Definitely, considering I'm usually the one spilling spaghetti. It's gosh damn adorable and it makes me feel more comfortable around people knowing that they're just as awkward and nervous as me.

>>6799434
Wow, that guy is so me.

>>6796018
10/10 would bury face in

GET A BOYFRIEND

>>6799194

so that Mexican posting his junk made that Anon post my pictures to annoy me when I wasn't even lurking the thread?

kek

>>6799369

stutters are qt

my most twinky qt straight friend stutters and it's hella cute

>>6799508
Easy for you to say

>>6799508
NO!

>>6799508
but then how will i whine about not having a bf?

>>6799089

idc/10

>>6799420
Good, now stop bb'ing and use a condom, you slut.

>>6799608

I don't have nor want a bf, fampai

>>6799612
>>6799618

Go out and get one RIGHT NOW

SICK OF YOUR SHIT, SON

>>6799618
You won't even know how to after a while, just pure happyness around :3

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>>6799508
Okay. Where?

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>>6799508
Will you be my boyfriend?

>>6799703

Boys'r'Us

>>6799711

*sweats*

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How do gays not get a boyfriend?

Its so ridiculously easy to get a bf.

Literally just lift some weights boom you have a bf.

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>>6799715
Well?

>>6799725

I'm drowning in my sweat, senpai

Here's a new mega-survey:
https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/YGTXSVZ

>9/10 guy
>has a nicki minaj tattoo
would you?

>>6799738
Fuck off
Don't click everyone

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>>6799730
I can think of a few more physical ways to get you sweating, that is if you're willing to partake.

>>6799753

Sounds lewd.

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>>6799757
So you don't want a boyfriend to work out with?

>>6799769

What are you thinking we work out?

>>6799779
This dick t b h

>be ugly
>get no messages on grindr
>decide to lie in profile and say I'm straight and curious
>9 messsages I have yet to respond

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>tfw no bf to snuggle with

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what should a boypuss look like? i mean like a normal one, not an unrealistic pro pornstar's perfect hole.

mine has this weird purple then pink border around it which stretches up to my perineum, which makes me a little insecure - i dont see that kinda thing in porn

(hopefully this shitty mspaint doesnt count as nsfw)

>>6799809

Too lewd, not interested

>>6799743
only if its a face tattoo

>>6799644
doubt it
i've held a lot of hate in my heart no matter how good my life has gotten

Just saw a sad frog on one of the largest news shows in the country, I guess society at large is retarded now.

>men did daily or even weekly. Men who masturbated were seen as perverts

Just because people never spoke about it doesn't mean it didn't happen.

Use some critical thinking, lad.

>>6799853
I know, it doesn't change much desu.

>>6799844
That's perfectly normal man, just keep it shaven and ready to fuck :3

>>6800026
>Many of them were just decorative pieces...
Yeah. Just mantel decorations.

This guy I'm talking is too good for me.

He's actually really sweet to me, seems to really like me and wants something more.

If things don't work out with him I should probably kill myself.

>>6800070
Seems a bit extreme.

>>6800072
Nobody else wants or likes me

At best they want me to suck their dick, but nobody takes interest in me as a person.

>>6800082
Maybe you just need to find some people with shared hobbies.

>>6800070

Yeah, I look like shit too.

Does anyone else have a ridiculously sensitive neck? When I'm kissed there I'm caught between involuntarily straining away from it and fucking loving it

>>6800097
Now there's a talent.

Long distance relationships suck, guys...

How do you even meet new people? I'm too nervy to go outside and do it but I have no idea where I'd find people to talk to online.

>>6800100
They really do.
I wasted 4.5 years on one of them, only to have them tell me they never really loved me.

>>6800104
Grindr, Gayromeo, Tinder, Growlr....
Just be specific about what you want and be honest

>>6800099
What do you mean?

>>6800104

I know a little place, I call it imagination land!

>>6800107
Damn, how far away were they?
I feel like it isn't so bad with 140 miles here

>>6800128
Guys will like that.

>>6800100
There's a bombshell. Woah. Surprising.

>>6800135
Hey! I live there! Small world.

>>6800137
a little over 1,000 miles

>>6800097
I'm the same. It's a little too intense some times.
Like a fight or flight reaction where you love it, but have to resist the urge to punch them in the face.

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>>6800174
>Guys will like that.
Oh I see. But I'd have to meet them first. Been years since last time.

Did everyone here meet their partners through internet dating sites? The chance of running into a cute gay guy in real life again seems pretty slim.

>>6800212
Same. Worst is nose hairs :(

>>6800202
I only met one of my previous partners outside of a dating site. But it was at a gay nightclub lol.

>>6800212
bc your body is supposed to have those things
they're not supposed to be easily removed

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>>6795525
>Rat faced jew Trotsky is considered attractive

Please be objective you marxist coward.

>>6800201
Yeah, that's exactly what it's like. It's so weird on a biologic or neurological or whatever level how touch against the same spot can either feel like nothing special (rubbing your own neck) or be violently intensive (other person kissing) depending on context.

>>6800232
Is laser hair removal for beards recommended? Lmao i don't wanna shave anymore.

>>6800244
Same as tickling. Your brain is programmed to protect sensitive parts from outsider forces. But not from yourself because it knows your intentions.

Sidenote: it also is programmed to make self harm difficult, but in a different way. Ever try to punch yourself full force? You can't do it (without training extensively) you'll stop yourself.

>>6800246
i heard it hurts and takes forever

>>6800232
What good would really long toenails and fingernails do?

>>6800283
i think they're supposed to get worn down slowly over time.
i know on dogs, nails are used for grip when running

>>6800263
I understand that, but not knowing the detailed scientific explanation it still fills me with wonder.

>Ever try to punch yourself full force? You can't do it (without training extensively) you'll stop yourself.
Well a difference there is that I don't *want* to hurt myself and thus feel pain, but I wouldn't mind being able to make myself squirm with a neck rub. I could probably force myself to do the former, but the latter would be physically impossible.

>>6800298
>a difference
That's why i said sidenote. It wasn't really relevant to your thing, but it filled out some spaces in what i was saying. Some people actually are suicidal, want to die, or be hurt, etc. The same response is still there though for them.

>>6795525
I need your help deciding. Should I lose weight or exterminate every non-chubby gay guy from this miserable earth?

>>6800367
Probably just lose weight. A lot easier really. Unless you're, like, 800 pounds.

Why is this general so boring?

It wasn't this boring a few months ago.

>>6800447
probably bc i left but im broke af agen and all of my friends hate me now so im back and fully depressed once again

>make a small video of me on snapchat
>sound super gay and weak voiced

UGH

Is it a red flag if a guy is calling you Hun and sweetheart before the first date? Or can I just blow it off on being flirty?

>>6795525
I would hit E pretty hard.

>>6800519
> Hon and sweetheart on the first date
Why on earth would you date such a faggot.

>>6800509
> AOL news
Mom is that you?

>>6800522
>not knowing who fidel castro is

+ i didnt realize what a bae young chairman mao was

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>>6795525
you are missing the #1 communist bae btw

>>6800509
Your beliefs are built on a bad premise.
"Nature" doesn't intend or design anything.

>tfw no qt bf to cook me pancakes and take care of me

>>6800499
No matter what you will always find your recorded voice cringey. Bad feels.
>>6800519
It's a bit weird. That's something a much older couple would say to each other.

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>>6795525
>all of those guys would liquidate your gay ass given the chance because communists view homosexuality as a bourgeois degeneracy
>people on this board will defend them nevertheless

Also, that's not even Stalin himself in the pic of """young Stalin""", it's a propaganda photo featuring a male model, and the pic itself was used to hide the fact that Stalin was a disease ridden ugly fuck when he was young

>>6800635
>Also, that's not even Stalin himself in the pic of """young Stalin""", it's a propaganda photo featuring a male model, and the pic itself was used to hide the fact that Stalin was a disease ridden ugly fuck when he was young
source

>>6800635
marx, engels lenin, trotsky, were all pretty neutral about homosexuality. idk enough about mao to comment on him. probably reactionary because he was a shit communist (come at me maoists the mobilising the peasntry is not a revolution lmfao) USSR was the 2nd nation ever to decriminalise homosexuality and open homosexuals were trusted with high positions in the soviet system under lenin. and you know in comparison to what the west was doing at the time they look fucking saintly. you have to remember in the 19th and 20th centuries too homosexuality was highly associated with pederasty. these people were a product of their time like any other. you cant judge them from todays standards there has been completely unprecedented social change since the start of the 20th century until now.

>>6800654
stalin having had smallpox scars is common knowledge. post pics of him are, at the very least, heavily editted.

>>6800519
>sweetheart
old lady tier

>>6800730
none of this happened to me. i think u might need some form of therapy.

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Give ginger bf right NOW!

>>6800730
but the bible doesn't real

>>6800730
Im also not worried about the mole people allying with the reptilians to over throw the surface.

>>6795548
E is just Che again, H is Marx' buddy Engels.

>>6800770
e is fidel castro you fucking retard

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>>6800654
Stalin suffered smallpox as a kid

The guy in the "Young Stalin" pic doesn't have any of the scars left by it, while pics of the actual young Stalin have them
>>6800716
>In March 7, 1934, Article 121 was added to the criminal code, throughout the entire Soviet Union, expressly prohibited male same-sex sexual intercourse, with up to five years of hard labor in prison. During the Soviet period, Western observers believed that between 800 and 1,000 men were imprisoned each year under Article 121.
How tolerant!

>>6800771
Never met him.

Good, not that close but good.

What can I do to get "in the mood" asap?

im going to a guys house tomorrow and my libido is weirdly dead this evening

if its like this tomorrow i dont know what im going to do

>more speedballs tomorrow

:)

>>6800519

I once had an effeminate middle aged Pakistani call me sweetie

>>6800789
There's an incredible irony that comes with one of the Chekist's most successful foreign spy rings being made up of homosexuals and bisexuals who felt that the SU would offer a world with greater liberty in people's sexuality, only to have the NKVD turn around and basically disown them.

>>6800850
do cardio beforehand

>>6800789
did i mention stalin? i have no love for stalinism. stalin was the definition of a psychopath. it annoys me because he was highly intelligent and had a highly developed understanding of marxist thought. read this interview:
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2014/04/h-g-wells-it-seems-me-i-am-more-left-you-mr-stalin
hg wells gets fucking spirited away
but like i said he was a psychopath. the guy just wanted power...increasingly so.
it was fucking 1934 anyway. im not defending stalin but hold western nations to the same standard and stop being a hypocrite. alan turing national hero was chemically castrated and basically forced into suicide in england nearly 20 years after 1934. it was widely accepted to perform lobotomies on homosexual 'wayward' teenagers well into the 60s through out the west. try and think more critically instead of just swallowing the popular consensus.

>>6800789
]actually the young stalin pic has the scars airbrushed out

it is Stalin tho

Why is it that every gay I've met is so effeminate? Even though I want to be strong and masculine, I am too. I want to be with a man, not a man with the mind of a woman.

It's like everything I find attractive about straight men don't exist in gay men.

>>6800789
also theres good reason to believe based on what writings i have seen on homosexuality from the soviets that those imprisoned mostly would have been paedophiles. homosexuality and pederasty were very confused during that time period in popular understanding. doesnt help that pederasty was extremely popular among the russian nobility either.

>>6795659
I lost my virginity! It was really fun actually, we fucked like 3 times, gradually with more and more movement

Butt is sore as fuck though T_T

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>>6800870
>I'm not defending them
>proceeds to defend them
Ok retard
>it was 1934!
Yet, to this day, all those former Soviet Union countries absolutely despise gays.

Meanwhile the civilised world has moved on, and there are but a few Western countries where gay people are still viewed as subhuman. Hell, I could legally even get married to a guy.

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>>6800906

there are tons of masculine gay men, you just don't notice them because they blend in with the straight men.

protip: if you want a masculine man, then you need to be a masculine man. only pedos and heteros like femboys.

>>6800947
>gays who get punished for being gay are probably pedos anyway
That's some American televangelist tier homophobe apologism

Why are you even on this board? /pol/ might be a much better fit for you

>>6800973
im saying criticising stalins actions while our own governments were performing similar actions is hypocritical. thats not defending stalin. correcting hypocrisy is just the morally right thing to do.
economically undeveloped countries are socially reactionary. thats a pretty common observation. its places like greece, cyprus, malta that have the highest levels of cultural opposition to homosexuality. czech republic which is one of the wealthier former communist states of europe is a gay haven. you dont know what you are talking about lol.

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>This is "A" from the chart in the OP
>he was total qt when young.

>>6801033
*on the right

>>6800995
...how would two consensual partners get found out?
and its not probably. the law was instated explicitly over concern over pederasty. that was the primary concern of the bill. unfortunately homosexuality was equated with pederasty pretty much everywhere in 1934. havent you ever seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17u01_sWjRE
it wasnt something unique to the soviets. im not saying innocent gay men werent punished under the law. im pretty sure some prominent soviet officials were disposed of homosexuality being an excuse. im just putting my educated opinion out there as someone who has actually bothered to research this sort of shit. this omg soooo evil movie villain conception of the USSR that is popular in the west is so fucking dumb. they did bad things. im not disputing that. but i admit that our own governments were also shit heads.

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YES

got my fwb to agree to call me names in bed

really looking forward to this desu

>>6801088
you really need to get some hobbies.

>>6796113
Faggots. Such an easy choice.

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>everyone else is having their holes filled balls deep except you

>>6801088
Gay desu

>>6801105
Don't be jealous.

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>>6795525
>hot communists
>why where they such babes?

this guy has a thought-provoking answer to that question:
http://mileswmathis.com/marx.pdf

>>6801088
What app is that?

>>6801105

i have hobbies

but recently ive been putting them aside to focus on sex - experimenting with this stuff is sort of a pet project of mine right now

>>6801133

>miles mathis

man i havent heard that name for a long time
lmao what a fuckin moron

>>6801032
I'm not defending Western countries, I'm criticizing the Soviet Union.

>you dont know what you are talking about
It's you who doesn't know. Only the imperialist shit cunts like Sweden and Britain ever performed inhumane "treatments" on gay people routinely.
>>6801087
CCCP literally was movie villain tier.

>>6801135

Whatsapp

>>6801145
>Meanwhile the civilised world has moved on, and there are but a few Western countries where gay people are still viewed as subhuman. Hell, I could legally even get married to a guy.
>I'm not defending Western countries
lol kk
pretty much all of western europe could be described as 'imperialist' (this shit was going on in america too btw) and even if homosexuals werent being lobotomised in spain or italy or whatever you meant by that that is more bc of a lack of means than any progressive tendency towards homosexuality.
>>6801145
yeah i dont like mao either. still a huge amount of propaganda thrown at the ccp. if popular death estimates by western historians vary between roughly 2m - 13m its fair to say you are basically just making shit up.

>>6800789

to be fair check out article 58 of the soviet penal code

people were given 10 or 20 year stretches for basically nothing without proper trial and sent to work camps inside the arctic circle freezing to death on meagre rations building roads and factories or mining gold, uranium and sulphur

5 years in the zone at a regular non-political camp is a slap on the wrist in Stalinist terms

>>6801199
>defending genocide
lmao

maybe some gays should be lobotomised. Namely you

>>6801268
im not defending 'genocide' (failure of policy is not a genocide under any definition)
im just saying if the criticisms made towards the ccp were applied equally to the western capitalist nations it is not pretty.

>>6801199
80m is the most commonly touted number.

>>6801317
Millions of people didn't starve to death in Western countries in the 20th century
>failure of policy is not a genocide under any definition
Holodomor was not a "failure of policy", it was intentional

I asked my boyfriend to buy hot wings.

He brought boneless instead of bone-in.

Should I dump him?

>>6801359
He's already dumped you. There's no bone in those boxers.

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>>6801359
>paying for bones
For what purpose?

Your bf did you a favor you ungrateful fuck

>>6801359
He should dump you because of your inferior taste in fried chicken.

I'm at a point where seeing a genuinely handsome guy depresses me more than it arouses me because I know I'll never be as handsome

I give it 5 more years before I develop a full-blown psychosis

>>6801403
>>6801414
I'm going to need you two to kill yourselves.

>>6801417
Every time I see someone on tumblr reblog a cute tumblr user's photo it makes me want to kill myself, because they didn't even like my photo.

Someone please be my bf...

>>6801347
debatably not in western nations (in the 21st century anyway) but literally incomprehensible amounts of people have died as a direct result of western imperialism. 80m (which is pure propaganda) is nothing in comparison to how many have died in india, kenya, the congo, rwanda, iraq, bangladesh, indonesia, cambodia, timor, vietnam etc etc etc. cant forget WW1 either which was basically just imperialist dick swinging.
mao knew people were dying but like i said. same applies to the famines under british rule under india which class cucks will always defend as being ideologically pure of heart so it doesnt matter how many people were killed.

>>6801417

OR you could stop comparing yourself to other people and work toward creating a healthy and fulfilling life for yourself.

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>>6799718
tru. but people here are too fat and lazy to, or they'd just spill spaghetti everywhere as soon as a guy talked to them

>>6799844
Do some kegels and shove ur labia back in like wow.

>>6800082
>>6800093
or maybe get some hobbies, if you don't have any.
Go places, learn to sail or rock climb, and you'll both get a bigger friend group and be able to talk about interesting things, and have a better body so that you can be the one getting sucked, or whatever your thing is. Like, obviously this is emotionally tiring and expensive, but anything worthwhile is.

>>6800095
then fix it

>>6800097
I have a neck sensitive to being bitten, but otherwise when people kiss me there there's nothing. I envy you, anon.

>>6800292
this is true; our nails were originally for clawing shit (like dirt or people) or for fine cutting work with plants and grass. Or at least that's how we used them - like mini shovels/blades - and not necessarily what they evolved to be - cus monkeys and all mammals were underground rats before anything else, and the nails just stuck around.

>>6800976
*looks at that picture*
*fans face slowly*