/mtfg/-transgirl general

Snickerdoodle, you are good and pleasant to talk to.

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>>6794584
i want nothing more in life than to be a simple catgirl that lives with a loving owner and doesnt need to worry about complicated issues anymore

Hello

My head hurts and my nose is bleeding. and I have no spiro anymore

>>6794591
nah, apparently I am a bad conversationalist
at least according to someone I know

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I love you all an I hope you have fulfilling lives

>>6794593
Cats clean themselves every day. It wouldn't really suit you because you look like you don't shower for a month.

>>6794599
no bully please

i dont want to be shy anymore

can i get like a shock treatment or something to make me stop being shy

If I date someone who looks just like a person who rejected me is that weird?

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>>6794599
You'll have to give me a bath then, anon!

>>6794594
>They probably hate you for your freedom and your edge.
no, they hate me because I was a cunt to them.

>>6794584
I'm sad and lonely.

>>6794584
Good art.

i'm going to sleep sad

i hope everyone else is feeling better!

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28 day "progress"
Ignore my tummy fat

>>6794605
we can be sad together

>>6794599
>implying grace doesn't lick her underside as much as a normal cat does

>>6794609
i just saw you posting nudes on /r9k/

>>6794598
red i really used to like this picture but i don't have a girlfriend anymore im sad

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Does anyone have any before-and-after pics of white people getting South Korean FFS?

Considering all my options right now and it's actually kind of hard finding the right pictures on this.

Ironically there's plenty of pictures of South Korean people getting surgery to look more white though...

>>6794602
If you find the cure, let me know what it is

>>6794596
Are you fed? Drinking water? Sleeping okay?

>>6794605
You do get salty sometimes.

>tfw a whole 38% of strawpoll respondents thought that i was at an age where it's no point transitioning
r i p
m e

>>6794604
That's the least thing I would want to do right now.
>>6794611
Grace would lick her own anus if she could.

>>6794604
girls do not have cat ears!

>>6794618
just fyi my phone is near die and I'm in the middle of Pittsburgh not likely to charge it soon

>>6794618
why would someone without the russian icon in overwatch have the word russia in their trip

>>6794623
Okay. ^^

>>6794617
I'm well fed thanks, and i drink lots of water. i think i'm feeling shitty because I'm just sobering up now

thasnks for being concerned

>tfw everyone stopped replying to me

>>6794619
Mtfg tends to massively exaggerate

>>6794610
do you live near pittsburgh?

>>6794623
>middle of Pittsburgh
we should meet up.

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>>6794620
Pleaaaaase?
>>6794611
I'm not that flexible yet
>>6794621
I wish I did!

>>6794609
Ive basically the same tits @ 14 days. Nothing has changed bodil ly yet for both you and me, wait a few months yo. (well my nips became sensitive as fuck)

Those are 98% from bejng skinnyfat, not fronm E.

>>6794630
Hello

>>6794605
Everyone is a cunt sometimes. Avoid being the cunt that never lets things go and snowballs old drama that's already settled. Those are the worst kind of people.

>you would adopt a catgirl but you struggle to look after yourself
>i'd be likely to come home after going on a tangent and she would be dead from the no food
>in a desperate attempt to cover my failure i'd bury her in a shallow grave in the back yard (after trying to flush her down the toilet) and try and get a replacement so no-one asks questions

>>6794627
Do you want to be skinned alive?

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>>6794593
>this catgirl is waiting for a mones prescription at the endo office

>>6794638
yeah!

>>6794632
I'm not sure if I'll have the chance, Im not here on my own and we're here for a concert at 8.

>>6794633
I know what you look like Grace and I know how you behave without the act. No amount of anime girl pictures is going to change the facts.

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>>6794632
um...yeeeees?

>>6794612
It strangely lead to me learning a lot.

>>6794634
Yeah my nipples are really sensitive that I've started rubbing them. Accidentally grazed them buckling my seatbelt and it felt so good.

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>>6794645
Nyaaaaaa, please

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"The wounds of love can only be healed by the one who made them." - Publilius Syrus

>>6794639
epsi! we should meet up soon! I'm lonely as hell.

>>6794642
awh

>>6794646
awwwwwh

>>6794637
That sounds overly detailed, tbdesu

>>6794653
same timezone atleast :)

>>6794648
Hmm sounds interesting
>>6794651
>tfw forever wounded

>>6794651
lol why would anyone listen to someone named publilius

>>6794660
Nim pls

>tfw no one to pet my head and squeeze my butt
feels bad

Xth for Akaka is objectively the best poster on this board and i wish i could get to know her better

>>6794662
nim takes what we are all thinking and just....says it

>>6794666
She knows what I'm thinking before I've even thought it :o

>>6794664
You could get one of the hons of /mtfg/ to do it because they don't have standards in this thread.

>>6794672
kys anon

i want to have a bath because i havent in two days but also i cant stop floating

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>>6794664
careful what you wish for

>>6794666
is that bad satan

also hi im nim

>tfw you will never have anyone to wrap up with super tightly in a quilt and do nothing but keep each other warm and cozy
kill me now

>>6794680
I'm not satan ;-;
hi, nim

>>6794681
;_;

catgirls are cute and all
but have you tried a really feminine catboy

>>6794678
>that pic
iktf

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>I want to be silver 1

>>6794674
Trip on chara.

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>>6794678

>>6794683
ok now you're not

how are you

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Hi!
So I had my bangs cut today.
They're like the tiniest bit too short, and I hate these contact lens, but in a week or two I'll be very happy with them. For now though....I'VE LOOKED BETTER.
How was your day, MtFG? Do anything fun, or productive?

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Why do universities ask these questions?

>>6794691
why was I before?

tired
sad

why does everyone want lewd stuff?

am i the only person that would settle completely happy for >>6794681
?

>>6794645
Tell me how Grace behaves, anon.

>>6794678
>>6794685
>>6794690
So the ERP games of pretend and delusion begins again.

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>>6794693
I'm so sad Lilly
I'm so sad.

>>6794693
I'm sad lily

oh yes this is good

>>6794695
you had satan trips

im sorry you're sad

is there anything i can do to make you not sad

>>6794693
you look really pretty with that haircut lilly

i havent really done anything today

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>>6794693
>Ask for that
>Get this

FUCK MY LIFE

>>6794702
what's wrong

>>6794693
Any longer and they would be in your eyes.

>>6794676

are u floating bc u did DXM?

>>6794706
not really

>>6794603
yes, it means you're not over whoever didn't want you.

>people complaining about bangs
just watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byNlqUFddeo

jeez

>>6794700
Like a chaser.

>>6794711
why are you sad in the first place

>>6794694
diversity. being lgbt probably helps your chances of admission.

>>6794705

thanks

>>6794711
kys

>>6794714
B-but I can't be chased because I'm a chaser.

>>6794694
so they can give you a medal

>>6794687
I know that feel.

>>6794688
Wasn't me nigga.

>>6794694
To find people to pose for their diverse pictures of students studying and socializing that they put in their adverisement pamphlets. They need the white guy, the Asian, the black, two women of differing ethnicities, the dude in the wheelchair, the guy who's clearly gay, and now the Muslim and the tranny.

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>>6794705

>>6794721
You can if you transition, that's how it works around here.

>>6794714
But doesn't she have a partner?

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>>6794702
>>6794703

Oh. I'm sorry. :(
What's wrong?

>>6794706

T-thank you, nim. Did you have a good day at least? You know, a comfy one if not productive. I am usually not productive myself.

>>6794707

You need a good stylist! She gave my bangs texture so that I can move them around and style them however I want, like pic related. Which is cool.
They just look kind of eh right now. You know how it is though. Gotta wash them, and style them the way I like.

>>6794709

Not true! She cut off a ton of hair. ;_; Which kind of #triggers my dysphoria for some reason? Haircuts, fampai. Idk.

>>6794707
Tfw asked for that. Got it.
Then never managed to do it on urself w/o holes.

JUST

Dont even try to look as good as Edie/Lily (idk what you want to be called???), im convinced she jas a pact with satan for beauty and money.

>>6794728
We've lost count of how many trannies Grace had since January.

What does "demi-boy mean"? what does "bi-romantic mean"? Reddit is hurting my brain

>>6794716
sometimes I just get sad
altho it's not like there are plenty of reasons not to be

>>6794725
Fuck off, though.

>>6794701
>d
what's erotic about headpats??

>>6794736
ever heard of google?

>>6794728
nope, she pulled the same thing on her as she does with everyone else she hooks up with.
she falls in love for a day or two, posts nonstop about how in love she is, then changes her little mind when she gets what she wants (usually erp) or gets bored.

>>6794738
oh

it seems like everyone is always sad on here and i can never do anything about it

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>>6794708
>>6794729
I had gotten over someone who I used to like but I saw them again and now I can't get them out of my head again

>>6794736
>demi-boy
identifies partially as a boy but not fully
>bi-romantic
same as bisexual but for romantic attraction instead of sexual attraction

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that was a nice nap
last night was crazy

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>>6794743
nothing
anon is probably just a butt blasted chaser

>>6794745
Too funny but I don't doubt it's probably the truth.

>>6794748
ah, just when you think the wound is healed it is ripped right back open
i'm sorry
anything I can do to help

>>6794744
too lazy tbqh
>>6794749
what's the difference between romantic and sexual attraction? aren't they kind of fused into the same thing?

>that anon who was asking for friends still hasnt accepted your skype request
;~;

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>>6794750
hey kiwi

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Why do yall like bullying me so much?

>>6794736
The first doesn't exist. The second is basically just breaking one of the simplest parts of human interaction down into categories so it can be used to increase the number of minorities you belong to. It's bullshit, really. I know a cis straight guy in my college sexuality class who identifies himself as "heterosexual but aromantic," and the Tumblr girls in the class just think it's great. I don't think they get that he's making a joke at their expense and that he's actually just your average young straight dude who is into bar hookups and doesn't call you back once he's fucked you. It's hilarious.

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>>6794646
>>6794653
Would it make sense for the three of us to meet? And yes I would like that.

Unfortunately I was told that my appointment was scheduled for the month prior to which I was told and now I'll have to wait another month. I was never even contacted when I didn't show up.

>>6794743
>>6794751
Where's the picture with the two ugly men dreaming they're anime lesbians?

>>6794729
yeah it was okay

hey did you feel weird getting your first makeover while you were transitioning

>>6794729
How do I find a good stylist? Alos, what kind of comb/brush do you use for straight bangs?

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>>6794762
I like headpatting you

>>6794762
because you're human garbage and you deserve it for all the people you've hurt

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>>6794760
h-hi there a-nonner-mouse

>>6794763
That's quite funny

>>6794764
we are in separate commonwealths tho

>>6794762
Why do you do what you do?
Why does kiwi do what he does?
Why does Robin do what she does?
Why does quid or shakira ad infinitum

>>6794772
Is there any evidence of this or is it just your typical she said/she said drama that we've grown accustomed to here?

>>6794780
>misgendering kiwi and not robin
kill yoruself seriously retard

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>tfw almost missed the train and now Im all sweaty cause I had to run
>>6794771
Thank you anon <3
>>6794772
Havent you ever hurt people, anon? Everyone has at some point. Ive done my best to make things okay with the people I have.

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>>6794773

>tfw you're having a contest with your friend with who can get the highest score in duolingo
>tfw your head is too sore now and he's going to win

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Check out this hot catgirl headpat addict so kaway guys.

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i guess this is a bad time
see you later thread

>>6794748
who is it? just confess your love to them senpai, theres always hope.

>>6794758
They really aren't, it's perfectly possible to dissociate both, as the cis woman who helped me get over the feat of transition in HS reminded me a couple of times.

>>6794783
kys kiwi nobody real likes you

>>6794792
no kiwi pls dont go

>>6794792
Better drop that trip so nobody will blame you for being a dick :^)

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>>6794792
Yeah I should get out of here this is a dumb waste of time, I should be trying to be happy rn
I should go back to taking a break from here
Ttyl everyone

>>6794780
Because conservatives are dumb and must be forcibly reeducated on internet message boards is why I do what I do.

the SAME fucking anon still fucking at it
fucking END yourself PLEASE

>>6794781
she's been manipulating and chasing other trannies since the start of this year, she does the exact same thing every time she starts internet dating someone.

not long ago she was also found to be using trans as a means of getting attention on an airsoft board full of autistic manchildren, posting basically nudes in rainbow socks and calling herself a trap.

>>6794789
She just looks like the average weeb girl on my campus, to be honest.

>>6794799
How many cakes have you eaten in your life?

>>6794785
>Ive done my best to make things okay with the people I have.
uh, no you haven't.

>>6794789
I mean, she's obviously cute. You really this jelly anon?

>inb4 absolutely feminine

>>6794806
boo gave up and is just doin this now. lol.

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Ah, the perfect edition for me;
I feel VERY sad today. Not only did I watch a dramatic movie, I also felt very down in general because of my inability to let go of a breakup aand you guessed it, dysphoriaaa yay~ (and body dysmorphia)

>>6794807
Nice drama

>>6794800
Fuck off dude.

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>>6794732

>im convinced she jas a pact with satan for beauty and money
Who told you???? Was it Beelzebub???????

>>6794748

Ouch. Yeah...I've been there. I'm sorry, girl. It'll get better in time. :(

>>6794766

Um, well! I went and bought makeup myself when I was 18, and started wearing it every day.
I guess when I was at school for makeup I used to be a model for the teacher, and when she did looks on me I felt a little scared at first.
Anxious, awkward, etcetera. I got over it though. Any makeup artist doing a makeover on you should be (if they're professional at all) very kind, and reassuring to you throughout.
If you mean my hair though, similar story. My friend who went through the cosmetologist program cut my hair, and sewed my extensions for me. I really miss everyone sometimes.

>>6794769

Definitely look up reviews. A lot of salons have instagrams now too, so you can view the work of the hairdressers near you.
I use a boar bristle brush after flat ironing them! I use this one, but any one will do. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001N444I6

>>6794765
I'm not a lesbian, I only like bois

>>6794817
Aspect of Lilith, sloot. :^)

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>>6794793
>Filtered
>"There's always hope"

Please don't bully grace!!!

>>6794805
>>6794809
Maybe if cute girls looked like 2/10 ugly greaseball men. Do try to keep it real in here hons.

>>6794764
I'm in pittsburgh atm, and will be for the next few months.

I will do anything to see someone that I know doesn't hate me.

>>6794780
>>Why does Robin do what she does?
>implying Robin knows why she does what she does
>implying Robin knows what she does, let alone why

>>6794665
>tfw she's ur gf
:)

>>6794826
Didn't way she was a cutie, just that she looks like the average weeb girl on my campus.

>>6794825
red is pretty!!!! so is grace!!!!
hi red!!!! im on dxm!!!!

>>6794829
>implying the rest that aren't diagnosed severely autistic know better
>implying most of the trips here aren't on the same wavelength as Robin

>>6794832
No not even if I try to suspend disbelief. Maybe if your state is next to a leaky nuclear power plant but I doubt it.

I'm blasted off my tits.
Jesus.
Sooooo highhhh

>>6794845
>chasers giving opinions

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i want milkers

give me tips on how to get milkers

>>6794851
Massage your tits
Kaylee loves milking me!

>>6794756
Thanks for the offer but no.

>>6794848
bluh, I miss that, can't due to psych looking at my values and shit. as soon as I'm done with that shit though, god damn

>>6794851
drink soy milk

>>6794849
>chaser thinks he's trans and hubboxing to delusion

>>6794868
>implying

IM OFF MY TITS

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I tried making my voice more fem today
Literally any time I try speaking from my throat, I sound like a crippled bird.

I wanna die

>>6794870
>implying it's not what everyone else knows is true
Quit struggling hon you make it more obvious.

>only day off
>doing homework at desk
>parents come home loudly
>"why is she home? you need to work!"
>comes into my room
>instigating me
jfc i hate being back at home

>>6794880
Hi beep!!!

im a fucking spaceman

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>Hon
>Loner
>Rejected
>Fat
>Ugly
>Uncool
>Closeted
>Autismo
Give me three good reasons not to kill myself

>>6794817
>https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001N444I6
>$160.02

Is it made of diamonds or something

>>6794882
hi red

>>6794884
You described most of the other trips and they're not doing it either.

kill yourself kayla for ruining another thread

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>>6794880
I know this feel a lot. If you need a ragehug I'm here.

>>6794884
DXM ++ CRITICAL AMSS WEEEDDX
3. is gthe off-menu secret GBK burger i had today

I wish my face wasn't so wide and heavy

>>6794822
someone from here? who is it shakira, who?!

>>6794901
I wish my ass was wide and heavy.

>>6794880
Your dad and I agreed you have to start pulling your own weight in the family finances.

Stop badmouthing us or I swear to Jesus I'll revoke your internet privileges.

>>6794895
>chaser lashing out at Kayla because he got rejected

>>6794918
Fuck off

>>6794880
>why is SHE home
>she

well, you could've been in pittsburgh with me.

>tfw failed to shop during the day again.

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>>6794923
that's my line, apparently.

and sorry for genuinely wanting

I should shave
But I'm so tired

>>6794925
Lucky for you or you might have been accused of rape in the next thread.

I wish I could just faint so that someone would care about me. Shouldn't be too hard in this intense heat.

>>6794925
i couldnt really. i dont have the money for that.

>Tfw because of your fashion likes, pinterest recommends you get a pool board.

At least I got rich married woman tastes.

>>6794884
none
grab the nearest superior semiauto and blow your brains out, aiming it under your chin :)

>>6794936
mmh. Fair.

>>6794932
I what?

>>6794935
When you faint and nobody gives a damn not even your tranny friends.

>>6794936
Stop ignoring me, young lady.

>>6794937
That's... that's a man cave thing. Women buy them so their husbands will fuck off and leave them alone.

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How to stop being a man's man?

>>6794940
Ok. Thanks for the tip.
I'll stop being angsty now

>>6794940
Did you check your purse? Those type of people seem like they would pickpocket you.

>>6794946
Stop eatin potatoes and drankin GIH'NESS fer starters.

>>6794951
But Guinness is like the only good beer

>>6794956
I thought Guinness was its own thing

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>this is the semester where I'll make friends and be social!
>end of first week and I haven't left my apartment outside of class time
>half of my classes are group based and I'm too scared to talk to anyone to form a group
>tfw transition progress seems to have stalled
I had a chance to jump to my death and I didn't do it. Kinda regret it sometimes.
>>6794694
>had to fill out questionnaire before going to school counseling
>has these sorts of questions on there
>tfw felt super uncomfortable putting how I felt on those

>>6794945
>Thinking a pool is a man cave.
>Not knowing about poolboys
>Not lounging lazily in a float sipping margaritas
>Not working on your tan
>Not having excuses to buy and wear new bikinis.
>Husband angry about pool maintenance and water filter issues
>Husband angry about water bill
>Husband angry that you can only use the pool 3 months a year
>Husband left with less disposable income to get home theater and compromising on audio quality.

I'm so sorry you're wrong honey

Last nights dream was a mess. Most of it was a nightmare about a demon infesting my body and becoming me and then it kept my loved ones as pets so that it could live among human society inconspicuously.
But there was also dota, and i even dreamt about how exactly i would explain what happened in my dream on mtfg. Probably because i slept for 14 hours.

AAAAAAAAAAA

How does it feel to know that the guys who are into you are closeted homosexuals or lonely neckbeards who want a gamer gf who's "just like them"?

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Reminder

>>6794967
Fuck off you walking fucking mess. Posting your retarded dreams? Jesus fucking christ you have failed at life.

>>6794971
>guys who are into you
Good one

>>6794975
I do it every day and screenshot them as a way of keeping a personal drean journal.

>>6794972
Like we don't know that doll face is a bitter insecure person

>>6794981
Fuck off you fat beaner.

>>6794975
Last night I dreamed I woke up and Chara was slitting my throat with a demonic grin.

When I woke up for real it was so hot I had jazzed all over my panties.

>>6794972
What are you hons complaining about?

>>6794984
The night before that I dreamed I had tracked drakeposter to his house and had an axe. I tied him up and tortured him some, but then I woke up.

Again, jazz all up in my pants.

>>6794990
Trip on doll face

>>6794981
>>6794987
You both get to be part of a very special group of people unlike most others. Fucking hell hons fuck off to Lauras if you would be so kind.

>>6794998
>hon arguing with hons

>>6794995
As if any of you pass now.

daily reminder that quid is a child molester and basically just a chaser who transitioned for dat girltinkler money, honey

>>6794998
Tonight I'll have a dream where lgbt has board persistent IDs so I could filter all the really incredibly repulsive anons like you and keep the nice ones.

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Anons yelling at anons about trip drama.

Typical.

>>6795003
>posting standard replies

>>6794998
Oh yeah, and I'll jazz in my pants.

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How the heck did i manage to get a cold in august

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>>6794972
here's some spicy insider's knowledge about lily the dragface: he's mildly autistic

but aren't we all
aren't we all
(kill me)

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what the fuck is this ad doing on my site

>>6795006
what money lmao

>>6795007
>incredibly repulsive
Come on hon you couldn't project any harder. You're one of the most repulsive chaser hons on the board. You're the embodiment of pure shit and fakeness.

>>6795011
i like hanna

>>6795007
So you need a hugbox.

I am sorry for being mean but i am filled with anger and you people are the easiest targets.

>>6795011
Sudden temperature drops?

>>6794902
How new are you?

>>6795008
Trips dropping their trip so it looks like anons care.

>>6795011
spironolactone is killing your immune system
trust me i'm a doc

>>6795020
i've only been here a few weeks, sorry 0^0

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>>6795016
And i like Nim
>>6795018
Nothing drastic, whole thing is just odd

Why are guys on 4chan so pro ftms? Is it the jews or just beta genetics?

>>6794963
>tfw your first class has you introduce yrself
kill me
>>6794998
i don't think they'd like me there. is there a lot of tfw manly fuck posting there?
>>6795017
what about me, mean anon? i'm an ez one right?

Can't we all just love each other

How long did it take for your tits to become noticeable? How much time on boymode do I have left?

>>6795022
B-but im on cypro

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>>6795014
your money
i'm steeling it tonight with the female cast of ocean's eleven

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>>6795010
Cool story dude.

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>>6795013
>TFW nim is payed off by Clinton foundation

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>>6795032
even worse my man

>>6795028
I don't really know. I only come here when i am depressed but that seems to be almost every day now. I barely know you though.


Want me to bully you?

>>6795035
Pays better than the Trump """"""campaign"""""" if you trust /pol/

>>6795037
Am i kill doc?

>>6795035
i wish

with clinton foundation pay off money id be set for life

>>6795015
Oh yes, that sure describes me, fake. Definitely totally fake.

>>6795017
Perhaps I misspoke. All the anons that don't forcibly try to make the thread total shit, unlike you. Really I don't filter anyone, just not my thing, but people should have the option because it gets quite obnoxious.

>>6795034
Poor anon. Have an ice dildo.

>>6795029
When your hands are dirty you don't get to act innocent like any of us are friends.

>>6795026
>Talking hatefully about jews for no reason.

Settle down Omar from Sweden

>>6795023
Shakira has been in love with Mercury since like forever. Lurk moar.

>>6795045
y e s

r.i.p.
i
p

>>6795044
Pol is one of the few white boards. Who else should i trust? Camel jockeys and African druglords. Jesus christ we are doomed with this low IQ plauge outbreeding us and destroying our western civilization

>>6795039
oh, same. and yeah. i look like a manly fucking hon.

Yo
Sperm and oilve oil taste great together

>>6795051
oh really? i dont see them talk much. is that mercury's trip gf then?

>>6795048
You're also obnoxious and make the thread total shit. Actually you do it about as often as anons do it which is impressive since there's only one of you.

>>6795054
Can i see?

>>6795034
that's quid? theyve actually got a lot more cute potential than I thought

>>6795053
>/pol/ is white
biggest meme

>>6794693
You look like my ass.
The only difference is that people want to kiss mine.

>>6795044
-Czech'd
>Hypothetically trustng Trump about anything
Is anyone that dumb IRL, tho?

>>6795047
>Not being the tranny Huma Abedin
Why live?

>>6795061
Come on, really, this is too delusional.

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>>6795058
wtf, why'd you misquote quid when u meant to quote me?
>>6795059
fuck it i post it every day now. just another one towards the image count i guess.

>>6795052
Welp
Guess i can eat all the icecream i whant now

>>6795067
I thought you said you didn't pass.
You just look like a chubby girl.

>>6795067
Eh you look like a chubby child. Sorta male-ish. Are you like 14?

>>6795058
Because I get into the occasional argument and shitposted about my gf a ton when I was in the puppy love stage? That's equivalent to constant bullying and misgendering and big autistic fights about the most inane shit?

Nah, I don't think so. Go take some shrooms, have a thought, and shitpost no longer, dear anon.

>>6795061
That's the hope! :3

>>6795066
Seriously, sometimes I can't tell what's jelly and what's just being overly critical.

I mean I don't think I look very good at all so it can't be jelly like with grace or something... but why then? Why make such jokes when my self image is too solid to be fooled?

Oh right, cause you love making the thread devolve into trash.

>>6795070
i did, and i don't. i look like a fat man.
>>6795071
19 and, uhh have you seen my shoulders/ lowerface/ brow?!?!?!

We just need to get Princess of the Crystal to start posting again and we'll have the worst /mtfg/ of all years.

>>6795073
Naw pleb, you look like a girl. You have masculine features and you aren't conventionally attractive, but you look like a girl. I'm jealous of you, but you won't believe me, which I guess means I have to go anon and post about how ugly you are to prove it.

>>6795075
ok kayla

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Rate m8's

let's settle this once and for all my men

http://www.strawpoll.me/11080218
http://www.strawpoll.me/11080218
http://www.strawpoll.me/11080218

>>6795072
Act innocent now and some fool might believe you? It only works so often and then we see past your stinking shit.

>>6795069
but icecream makes you fat
your fat corpse wouldn't even fit the coffin tbqhfamilia

>>6795073
Your shoulders are not that wide.

>>6795075
Forgetting Kira. Bring her back and mtfg would be some Walpurgisnacht shit.

>>6794972
what a piece of trash whore
the kind of tranny that you expect to read about in the obituaries

>>6795072
Who is jealous of you?

What kind of person would be jealous of that? I understand you're a narcissist but you need to calm down and think about it rationally.

You're a fucking joke sir.

>>6795013
go away CTR, I will not hotglue that

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Is that a manly chin?

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My hair is getting out of control...
Send help... Before it consumes me completely...

>>6795082
Have you seen Charlotte? Or Kari? Both of them have a striking resemblance to Edgar. Kari in particular looks like a cross between ol' rapeyface and Kayla.

>>6795100
oh my goodness cuteness overload

can i adopt you or something

Public apology to people who aren't Lana and Lana samefagging as hateanon for all the chara shitposting by the way, I know it was super annoying.

>>6795083
Ok, what stinking shit? I literally don't have any drama in my past on this board, the one thing in doubt got cleared up by peeps finally the other month. I do have a bad memory though.

Just tell me something nasty I've done and I'll express my sincere severe remorse. I generally try to be a nice friendly person.

>>6795100
damn you look crazy different already. good to see its working well for ya

>>6795098
100% desu
>>6795100
>tfw no curly hair gf

>>6795100
Oh goodness you're cute.

>>6795081
>>6795098
get off the thread, brad
>>6795100
*sends out airstrikes and drones instead*
oops, wrong button!

>>6795090
Why do you still keep bringing her up every other week?

>>6795100
you're cute
i would waifu you

http://www.strawpoll.me/11080266
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11080266

>>6795073
>i look like a fat man
no, not really.

>shoulders/face/brow
your hips compensate for your shoulders, brow is actually fine, and chin/jaw are in the acceptable range.
If I were to argue the brow, it would be that your orbital rims (ridges above the eye socket) are a little low, but it doesn't look like it's actually slanted forwards because the bridge of your nose meets it without dipping.
Chin and jaw are fine because they aren't well defined. This is where being chubby can actually help you pass a little. The less defined your features are, the more androgynous you look. If you were super-skinny, your chin/jaw would stick out a lot, but you're not, so they're soft features, which makes them somewhat feminine. Not conventionally feminine, but you don't look like Ahnold swarzeneggero (Terminator).

>>6795102
>targeting both me and Kari
Trip on Birdy.

>>6795104
Just fuck off dude you're a drama magnet. Nobody can chill out with you here.

>>6795102
i haven't seen them if i may be Frank to be quite HONest

>>6795094
Lterally repeated what she said back to her. she literally said no one could be jealous of her. Go kill yourself my man, and make mtfg great-ish again.

>>6795112
>everyone who dislikes you is birdy
do you ever learn hon

>>6795103
Maybe i require regular uppkeep tho or ill break down
>>6795108
Can i eat the icecream now tho?
>>6795106
Its a curse i tell ya

>>6795108
Why though? You guys are fun to hang around.

>>6795120
Trip on quid kys.

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>>6795082
>Tfw some /pol/ newfag gets her ass handed to her.

>>6795106
Thanks m8. You trannies are really good at facial structure observation. Ever heard the the term "looksmaxing"?

>>6795121
I mean, who the fuck else hates me?
Pretty obviously you.

>>6795124
thats okay i like having someone to talk care of

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>>6795082
34 hillary lewinsky voters get out reee

>>6795135
See
>>6795128

>>6795131
People like you?

>>6795116
Surprisingly enough I've been involved in literally no drama on here since early 2014 which I'm slightly pathetically autistically proud of, so quit bluffing and name an example.

>>6795135
Why are you voting for Trump? I want him to win to see if he will deport 11 mil shitskins

>>6795135
You got told hon by my thousands of proxies. :^)

>>6795131
Just because you orbit someone who hates birdy for not insulting a child doesn't mean everyone who doesn't like you is him, hon.

>>6795142
This thread and the last one and all the others before that. You have a real nerve attempting to bitch anyone out in this thread.

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>>6795134
Woooo!

>>6795147
People you target:
>me
>kari
>moap

people birdy has a grudge against
>me
>kari
>moap
>grace

does anyone else have any reason to hate all of these people at once?

>>6795111
>no yes votes
ouch...

So much autism

>>6795152
that same anon also targets grace but i dont actually think its birdy