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How do I get some dick as a skinnyfat honboy with pitiful conetits? I am socially retarded, probably slightly autistic, shy about meeting anyone new, have no friends and I have been lusting for cock since starting hormones but I guess not desperate enough to hit the self-destructive streak and get on grindr or craigslist and meet up with some pozzed daddy so I guess I am not horny enough to risk STIs. I am not picky, I would take any guy even some /r9k/ nerd as long as he has a nice uncut dick (although it would be nice if he is a bit of a hunk, masc and olive-skinned but hey beggars can't be choosers).
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Heey! Want to meet up or chat? Heres me
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>>6787316
lol that's not you, bro
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>>6787310
just get on CL and use condoms
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>>6787316
wtf.... I can't understand how retarded this person looks. It's not you either.
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>>6787310
Whatever else you do, stop being skinnyfat. Learn about nutrition, eat less crap, and exercise as appropriate. You don't need to be socially competent to begin working on that right now. You don't need to have any particular configuration of hormones or health or anything else (barring extreme, one-in-ten-million diseases/deformities, which you don't have) in order to be thin and/or muscular.
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>>6787355
There are no CL offers around my area. :/
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>>6788274
Where's that?
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>>6788406
Poland tbqh.
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>>6788413
There are some pretty serious cis huns in Eastern Europe, so competition should be light.
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>>6788459
Yeah but there is no one legitimate living nearby, only shady german-speaking guys.
I am fucked I guess.
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>>6788525
>I am fucked
no, evidently you're not :^)
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>>6787310
how about....how about you workout and try to change how you look instead of wallowing in self pity, you lazy piece of shit?
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>>6787316
>Adult Jimmy Neutron
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>>6789060
#rekt :^)
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>>6788274
>mfw USA metro area unlimited cl chaser cock
I feel cheap though. Found some nice guys though. A lot just legitimately don't know how to find ts and post there in desperation looking for one
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>>6787310
get a cool, somewhat social hobby. this might not immediately get you dick but it will make you less retarted.
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>>6788525
If your polish some shady german speaking guys could make for some really interesting roleplaying.
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>>6787310
>get on grindr or omegle
>tell them ur not into hookups and want long term
if someone says yes(they will gays r sloots) then take him to one of the many places that does free 20 minute HIV tests.
then have fun
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