how often do gay couples have sex/anything close to it (lewd

Each time the bottom gets a bowel movement.

>>6787196
Whenever the twink/tranny of the relationship can be bothered to wash the shitflakes from their colon

>>6787196
Everytime a Christian gets scared.

>>6787198
>>6787223
wow rude

>>6787227
Everytime you get AIDS

bump for serious answers

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>>6787281
It's a pretty stupid question. It depends a lot on the couple? Some are at it several times a day most days, whiles other might only do it every few weeks or more.

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Let me elucidate reality for you.

Morning
>dry mouth, breath smells like shit
>one of you is a cranky tired asshole
>hangover from a fag party
>the room damp and hot
>one of you is a morning shitter

Daytime
>working a shit job
>dealing with asshole people and coworkers
>get passive-agressive texts
>whatsapp group of stupid faggot friends spouting tired bullshit
>everyone gossips about stupid fag drama

Night
>underwear soaked with sweat returning from work
>just want your own space and silence
>a faggot crawls around you and does a retarded teasing routine
>realize how much you hate being gay

Le gays cuddle iz so hawt raight xdDDDD????? LE lewd buttplay faggots SOOO qt34.2312124124 >tfw no AIDS under my foreskin

>>6787311
sounds like yer a real good catch

>>6787281
>wants serious answers
>asks stupid Christian question

>>6787375
>asks stupid Christian question
what

>>6787386
>hey memechan, what da ya thunk da question that gets asked a million times a day to cis hetero scum nano desu~

>>6787391
what

>>6787311
are you a middle aged married woman

just spill the beans homos

>>6787405
When you ask people that you know are cis hetero Christian men "Hey you gay atheist trannies, what do you think duh buh duh buh duuuuuuh!" then you're being a stupid Christian. You could go somewhere where there are actual gay men and get real opinions, instead of trying to generate a Christian echo chamber out of a toilet bowl.

>>6787516
do you realize what site and board you are on

>>6787196
Lesbians never have sex because they can't because no benis.

>>6787540
Do you realize that I'm not going to believe nano desu chan's~ super cool story that it is gay, on the site that has "don't believe a word of these assholes say" in the rules?

>>6787623
you seem to think imageboards are not for discussion, but only for memeing and trashtalking/lying

this is false

>>6787747
Imageboards are clearly for discussion. That's why you're being a piece of shit by doing nothing but memeing and trashtalking/lying.

>>6787808
if you count memeing and trashtalking/lying as discussion then you are a pro discussioneer

>>6787819
>I know you are but what am I

I don't promote Jesus, Hitler, or cheetos, while you do all three. Try harder with your "ur not vewy matoor" bullshit.

>>6787829
what the fuck are you even saying