/mtfg/ - # Transwoman General #

i lik trains

How do I get a passable pre-op mtf gf?

>>6783671
Hi! :3

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Do i pass?

>>6783671

somewhere out of mtfg, anyone who passes here already is taken

>>6783679
Are you cute and nice?

>>6783671
transition

>>6783671
> pre-op
I smell degeneracy

>>6783683
chara is non-op, being cis and everything

>>6783646
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>>6783682
>THAT BABY ARM

>>6783695

see this shit? this nigger keeps replying to me when i dont even want to talk to you. fuck off. chara already has a bf you don't even count lmao, pathetic. bitch is just stringing you along.

again, any passing tranny here is already taken. ur not a tranny and you dont pass so go away

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>>6783694

>>6783696
This thread is first though

>>6783694
What can I say? I like dicks.

tfw when you dont post in either thread till you see which one wins in the battle to the death.

>>6783696
>politics
FUCK OFF

>>6783707
Support my thread everyone

>>6783709
they are both an illusion

>>6783699

Harbinger stole my gainz ;-;

>>6783696
>/pol/shit
nah

this thread was one minute faster

lmao why are we in this one, when everyone is telling everyone in the other thread to come this one when this one has less post count

run on sentence awayyyyy

>>6783707
This thread should, obviously.

>>6783707
This one will win because it was the first one

>>6783646
>>6783646
>>6783646
>>6783646
>>6783646
WE'RE IN HERE

>>6783707
This one will win because it doesn't have trump shit in the OP.

Anyone else put their balls in a cup of warm water while relaxing? I heard it's like tucking but more efficient in killing the spermies and testicle function.

>>6783736
No we aren't.

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i haven't eaten anything all day
i just feel like giving up

>>6783747
>we
>Shakira posting anon

>>6783736
Fuck off this is the right thread

>>6783736
FUCK OFF

>>6783752
Don't give up! Do I need to come over and make soup?

>>6783700
>celibate boyfriend who beats her daily and doesn't let her eat enough

i feel pretty good about these odds captain

>>6783736
lolno

>>6783753
Trip on Carol

>>6783760
i wish someone would take care of me
i just want to lie in bed and disappear

>>6783779
we can disappear together if you want :3

>>6783762

I'm pretty sure it's because he has money and allows her a comfortable lifestyle which you will not be able to give her either. She don't care about the person, just the stuff they can provide, come on, my man, you should have gotten this through your huge man head.

>>6783752
>tfw when youre depressed you eat a lot

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>>6783776
oi

>>6783779
If you lived in NY I would legitimately come and make you soup.

>>6783752
Don't give up, anon.

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>my ex (and fellow trangirl) messages me again after a while
>told her i feel trans months ago
>open telegram
>(...)but you're a great guy and deserves someone who loves you just as much(...)
>throw away phone
>cry
Ok.

>>6783781
Love will prevail

This thread won.

>>6783797

>14 posters in this one
>other one has more

Really

>>6783790
im so sorry heres a hug <3

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>>6783780
it'd be nice to take a motor boat out into the middle of the ocean and run out of gasoline
life only gets progressively worse and worse the longer you're around to experience it
>>6783785
i do though

someone ban carol for making a duplicate thread

>>6783798
stay mad, trumpcuck

>>6783806
Owch : (

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Hide all trump posts
Ignore all trump posters
Make mtfg great again

>>6783805
NYC? If I wasn't upstate I'd come and hang out.

>>6783807

Nigger I support this thread, fuck you I'll fuck ur daddy.

FUCK MODS.

>>6783805
>tfw 60 more years until death.

RIP CAROL THREAD

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for the anon that wanted a de-trumped version

>>6783781
hey, everyone check out the newfag

even if i wasn't well-off, he spends like 350 bucks on her a month lmfao, that's pretty easy to outdo

>>6783791
basically he buys her enough food to not starve, and nothing else

hrt is covered by insurance, she got laser with the last of her money, and she gets steam games off 4chan :P

>>6783812
long island
and it's fine
i don't really feel like socializing anyway

The other thread was deleted hahahaha based mods

>>6783825
I'm in Port Washington. And np, feel better anon. :>

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>>6783805
If I had someone I liked to kms with id do it in a heartbeat.
Life feels like a waste of time desu.

>>6783824
Another awoo
yaaaaaay
>>6783828
No, I deleted it because someone posted my girlfriend's lewds.

>>6783824
how the fuck do you work at a pizza shop if you're rich hahaha nigga like really

>>6783811
WE WON!
Thank you for supporting me.
>>6783818
Salty.

For the record I was on side "Carol thread"

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You faggots have ruined my life

>>6783837
Nah, you did that to yourself anon. Get real.

>>6783837
you ruined your own life don't spazz out at us

>>6783835

Filtered for supporting underage posters.

>>6783824
ty

>>6783834
You won because someone posted lewd images of my girlfriend.

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Can I sadpost here now?
Tfw slept in the arms of my love every night for 3 years and now she has someone else to hold her.

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>>6783835
well you just got eaten

>>6783803
Thank you so much, kind anon <3

>>6783848
you're like the "depressed" 14 y/o girl who posts attention seeking shit every 5 minutes on facebook.

>>6783850
But I'm a cookie not a candy bar

>>6783857
le animé

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>>6783857
A E S T H E T I C

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>>6783855
I don't have facebook because I don't have any friends.

>>6783848
I'm sure a girl as pretty as you will find someone else soon :)

>>6783859
You are post op? :^)

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>>6783857
This is nice picture
Where 2 buy pls

>>6783866
I can't love anyone else like with her

>>6783870
it might be underage i forget xd

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>tfw your voice has gotten worse since last week

last week:
https://clyp.it/ke2hxyq4

today:
https://clyp.it/jgsmhoy3

>>6783882
At least your bones will return to the earth, providing new life to all the green and growing things.

>>6783864
le aesthetic pantie

le aesthetic boner

le aesthetic AGPé

>>6783883
i wish i was bugs bunny desu

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>>6783888
that feel when bugs passes better than you

>>6783882
they're both shit, don't worry

the today one sounds slightly more natural and female-like, the first one sounds like a nerdy low T michael cera boy speaking

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>>6783885
Oui, j'aime son bonèr~

>>6783865
go figure

>>6783882
wow your voice has changed so much, I remember what you used to sound like. Well done!

I have three pairs of undies which I grabbed and assumed were the same cut as the ones I usually get but they're not and the problem is the seat is designed for someone with a vagina not for someone with a balls and pernus and they dont fit well and sometimes they're the only underwear I have left and I they make me feel dysphoric every single time.

>>6783897
>they're both shit, don't worry
oh good

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>tfw tranny chow tuesday

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>>6783898
Honhonhonhonhon

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qlbl4Ota21

>>6783919
what is the staple meal for a tranny

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>>6783919
Good thing youre cis huh

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>>6783925

>>6783917
no you aren't listening at all
your voice today is better than the last week

>>6783929
oh good

>>6783923
liek dis if u crie evertime

>>6783833
>work at a pizza shop
>work
>at
>a
>pizza
>shop
i own the fucking pizza shop lmfao

All my stuff came in the mail :3
I'm so happy rn

>>6783923
Yo... you sound cute... wow.
Good job.

>>6783941
Oh rly?
How?
That's cool though

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>>6783941
Can you give me free pizza?

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>>6783922
W-What did you just call me?
you big m-meanie!

>>6783941
i like quid

do you have flavored crust

>>6783941
well you are Jewish it makes sense you would run something for a job

>>6783928
sheen you are a bad girl

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>>6783946
It's the barbituates right?

>>6783941
gibe pizza

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>loook
>in the mirror
>she's not
>theeeeere

>>6783961
Imagine being that fat. I'd rather kill myself than be that fat.

>>6783946
hell yeahhhhhhhhhh

>>6783923
>ywn hold kiwi in your arms as you feed her fresh never frozen wendy's hamburgers

>>6783967
>Imagine being that fat
NOOO
I'd rather kill myself than be that fat.
same

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>>6783960
n-no I'm not, I'm a virgin and everything
unless you meant I'm bad at being a girl, in which case I agree

>>6783953
idk it might have been a dumb idea compared to going to college with those perfect sat scores but it's super fun

>>6783954
if you are ever in this area i will give you like three pizzas

that goes for anyone nice

>>6783958
yes we have garlic and cajun and different garlic and cinnamon sugar, and i guess we could do a bunch more if we wanted to

there's also about 20 bottles of sriracha in the basement so i'm pretty sure the sriracha will last longer than i will but at least we don't have to worry about running out

>>6783967
Yeah but he makes dank memes though

>>6783959
yes

>>6783965
right, NOW you're being nice

>>6783974
can i get a large cheese with garlic butter crust to go please

>trip on

Pizza?

>tfw you had a few friends that thought they were trans when you were a teenager but it turned out to be a phase
It really stings. At the same time, I guess it's good they aren't having to suffer like me.

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>>6783973
classic self-loathing sheen
>>6783974
>>6783979
yo hand over them pizzas and nobody gets hurt motherfucker

What should I do with my facebook?
I deleted all picutes and most of my info. I am out to my family but a lot of guys on there dont know im trans.
Should I make a big post about it or just change it quietly? delete it and make a new one?

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incredibly short day thank god

work is bullshit

>>6783974
no wonder you trapped chara her weakness is pizza

>>6783969
hey anne
hey

>>6783974
can I get an extra large double crust with olives and sausage on garlic crust
and a extra large with bacon, sausage and onion on cajun crust for anne.

>>6783959
jews can't work menial jobs alongside the rest of the sheeple? that's racist

i'm calling jonathan greenblatt right away tbqh

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Hi again <3

>>6783946
What'd you get?

>>6783966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoz8iXjfH4Y

>>6783983
I can't have pizza EVERY day..... Tempting though

>>6783986
It doesn't last for some, and for others they go all the way with the transition and find out they made a mistake. Trust your feelings anon. I think you're doing the right thing <3

>>6783995
Depends on how much of your old self you want to be associated. I'm planning on just changing slowly, and then I'll probably have to do an announcement at some point when I change the name.

>>6784003

Whoa hold up on the buffet, my man.

>>6784007
pretend pizzas are zero calories tho...

>>6783994
go away

>>6783998
;3

i'm bringing frozen pizzas over when I visit her in sept, when her boyfriend is at work i'll sneak in and bake them

>>6784010

Not zero imaginary calories.

>>6784015
wut?

>>6784013
lucky fucker i want to fuck charas little ass

>>6784003
yes

our extra larges are bigger than most places though they are 20 inches is that ok?

>>6783974
is the three pizzas deal open to nice chasers?

Can someone explain this tranny pizza meme?

>>6783979
whats the shekels like from owning the pizza place

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>>6784027
trannies love pizza

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>>6783986
>Came out to dad
>He's some Christian, ex-military Caribbean dude so assumed he'd take it badly
>Surprisingly he was totally accepting
>"I felt the same way when I was your age but it was just a phase for me"

Does anyone know any comics about mtf and ftm life?
Just finished reading TransLucid and I want more.
http://www.translucidcomic.com/

>>6784020
eww

>>6784026
= /
/

im gonna have to think about that

>>6784027
pizza is fucking amazing i don't know what you need explained

>>6784031
i haven't owned it long enough to get major shekels, i'm still earning back the money i put in

Tbh i should have just gotten SRS lmao

but that won't make me as many shekels long-term

>>6784015
>>6784019
oh I reread it, yeah its a lot of imaginary calories but imaginary calories are all zero real world calories

>>6784021
THATS FINE

>>6784027
they're salty and meaty and melt in your mouth with the soft and hot gooeyness...

>>6784039
im going to rape chara lol

>>6784039
where'd you get the recipe for the pizzas

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>>6784027
its an expensive meme that made me fat

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>>6784013
I'M TELLING YOU FOR THE LAST TIME
put the pizza in the bag

>>6784027
ṔIa∀ṔIa∀ṔIa∀ṔIa∀ṔIa∀ṔIa∀

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Looks like American Football is making a new album
Idk how I feel about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec8bbDNhq54

>>6784034
>"I felt the same way when I was your age but it was just a phase for me"
your dad is totally trans in denial lol

>>6784039
yea its the better long term idea you always want a source of shekels and if u own the place thats pretty good job security

>>6784048
she will kill you

she explicitly told me i was the only one allowed to rape her

and i explicitly told her "What the fuck lol"

>>6784049
head chef who has been in pizza biz for 15 years, but i tweaked it some with his guidance and now it's better, and we made the sauce higher quality and more flavorful

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>>6784050
but it also made you into the super special tomato girl desu senpai

>>6784058
B-but he's killed so many men and fucked so many women!!

>>6783933
This girl is so cute... wew.

>>6784055
im ready to feel it

>>6784062
do you get high off your own supply?

>>6784062
>chara stopping anyone from raping her

>>6784068
what's that denial does to ya

>>6784062
oh cool

so how'd you even get into the pizzeria business then?

>tfw still no word from heather
;-;
I wish i could swap places with her

I got weed though btw

>>6784072
anne I ordered a imaginary pizza for you from quids shop, is bacon, sasage and onion on a 20" cajun crust okay?

>>6784083
I know. I really hope she was okay. I was half asleep when I read all the posts about her running away.

>>6784088

She's 15 probably didn't do anything. Also fetishizes her own misery, wish she would fuck off desu. Wish the mods would ban her since she doesn't know how to use a proxy.

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>>6784038
Had never heard of this before, and I'm enjoying it! Thanks anon <3

Wish I had something to give ya in return, though. I know Questionable Content has a transgirl in the more recent chapters, but she's not a huuuge character

>>6784092
>fetishizes her own misery
You've never been 15 have you anon.

>>6784092
No bully

>>6784080
that's what* lol

>>6784092
chara?

>>6784067
>girl
i'm more like a mondo faggot with man boobs

Misfile's main character is a guy stuck in a girls body (literally). Arts a little rough but there is some sweet tokyo drifting.

>>6784076
yes, i havent gotten tired of the pizza yet

i ate a slice just a little bit ago actually

it's quite good

>>6784078
oh i'm not saying she could stop you, i'm just saying she would kill you afterwards

>>6784070
:/

>>6784081
uhh had a quarter life crisis lmao

also i mean

the pizza meme

and i've always been a serious pizza fan, like i ate it every day for months once

>>6784080
H-he's 100% man!!

>>6784103
okay rawr

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<3 you all

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>>6783974
>tfw probably live nowhere near quid
>tfw no triple tranny chow
;~;
At least I got stuffed crust rn

>>6784105
why
>;/
Or are you jealous that she passes so well. C-cuz me too...

>>6784107
like birdy

anyone know if insurance helps with ffs and the cost?

>>6784107
he probably just masturbated to the idea of being a girl for a few months in his twenties

>>6784116
i mean that's slightly weird is all

i am pretty jealous though :\

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>tfw bought a onesie from an ageplay store because that shit's good quality manufacturing and I'm a degenerate
/comfy/ af senpai

>>6784088
what's your skype? if she comes back online I'll give it to her, seems like she could do with homeless advice

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>>6784117

>>6784105
i cant wait to make her scream

>>6784123

Depends where you live, some cover it most don't.

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>>6784113
Awoo <3

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>>6784113
CUTEST™ POSTER™

>>6784129
Fucking hell just stop it's not even funny anymore

>>6784105
must've been a pretty big investment

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i wish i had pizza rn

when will /mtfg/ trips entrap and rape this one as well? seriously hearing all about quid and kiwi makes me think that mtfg is actually a well-concealed rapist ring network tbqh

>>6783933

>on the way to my car
>guys using tree chipper on side of road
>had to resist the urge to jump in it head first as I walked by

also I ordered Dominos and I'm suuuuper high
it's lovely
goodness how I've missed this
should be quieter on here now
I won't be depressionposting much ;D

>>6784129
gross
why do you do this?

>>6784129
wear a diaper

>>6784134
usa new england
>>6784144
shhhhhhh

>>6784132

Apparently she only cries in physical pain like a psychopath from what I understand. Collect those Chara tears, they're worth quite a bit.

>>6784115
flavored > stuffed

>>6784038
I think O Human Star is alright. It's not just about tranny stuff though it's like sci-fi and transhumanism.

>>6784143
Its ok kiwi, I can make excellent homemade pizza, if you ask nicely I'll make you one.

>>6784150
Hey me too ^^

>>6784143
you should drive to ohio for three++ free pizzas

>>6784107
>he
she* is 99% woman

you got two moms! everybody point your finger at shakira and laugh lool

>>6784146
oh right, didn't you finally get another weed source robin? That should help right?

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>>6784140
>>6784139
<3

>>6784150
oh shit sorry lol

Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.

>>6784166
yes don't let them know desu desu senpai

>>6784129
>what's your skype
IT'S A TRAP!

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>>6784154
Who needs flavored when I have frank's red hot right here :D

>>6784169
Y-you too

>>6784149
no lol

>>6784148
I'm not into that stuff it's just cozy as fuck

>>6784161
no I went round to that girl's house who was taking forever and took it off her fiance instead of waiting any longer for her to bring it
took like 2 hours on the bus ffs

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>>6784170
O hey, you're back

>>6784160
well if we're on this subject, my dad said when he was 20 he cross dressed and had sex with some guys. Maybe all our dads are fucking as messed up as we are.

>>6784151
im going to be rich

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>>6784172
my lips are sealed funpai

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>>6784170
Boo! I missed you qt. People in discord said you left mtfg ;_;

>>6784142
yee

hopefully worth tho

>>6784151
yeah

so for example, if she ever tells a little girl her father is going to rape her again, she'll cry a lot

>>6784146
dominos is nothing like actual pizza but it's my favorite of the chains, that shit is basically junkfood

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Sup

>>6784184
No reason to lie.
>>6784175
You don't have to be so kinda Elanna, but thank you for saying so.

>>6784189
quid are you a zionist?

>>6784175
i do

only hungry howies satisfies me anymore ;-;

sometimes i wish I was never enlightened as to what pizza can truly be

>>6784180
seems to be true to me
my dad recently said he used to wish he looked like a girl but he refused to act on it because he didn't want people to hate him because fuck being a freak
lmao

>>6784180
I hope not

>>6784181
then you might be able to steal her from me :^)

>>6784160
REEEEE
>>6784180
Yep this is confirmed genetic. We should have repressed harder like our dads did.

>>6784180
mine was angry and drunk all the time and one time when he was super pissed even for him, I lead him to bed and he said he should go get a sex change and I was all
>screaming internally

>>6784178
lol thats some edge u got there

>sitting on couch
>trying to get my bro to look
>Hes sneaking looks

sheen is such a grandma now
can't believe how much sheen's changed

>>6784204
quit being a perv

>>6784191
Hey cyba. Or should I say CYKA how are you

>>6784204
YESSSSSSS
now lean into him!

>>6784189
why would chara even be with you?

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>>6784204
Pic related

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>>6784179
hey bloodchan
you remember my nickname?

>>6784188
oh really? i did?
why?

>>6784204
this is gross

>>6784204
l-lewd

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>>6784055
oh shit, can't be as good but kinsellas kinsellas kinsellas

>>6784175
that's one of the only sauces we dont make ourselves

franks red hot just too good

>>6784195
lmfao ive answered this question so many times just search "iron dome" on the archive

>>6784215
i looked srry

>>6784197
>>6784201
>>6784202
jesus christ i'm on to something here

>>6784204
Suck your bros cock.

>>6784222
O////o

>>6784180
damn it faye, you are a 46 year old man
get a grip on yourself already!

>>6784224
no u :^)

>>6784055
hi shy :3

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>sitting outside work on my break
>some guy yells "i think you need a little more makeup" at me as he walks by
who /kill all men/ here

>>6784209
h-huh?

>>6784223
Kayla when are you going to dress up like this
>>6784129

>>6784229
>tempting your brother

Now that's some degeneracy I can get behind.

>>6784232
>yandere ufufu.jpg

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>>6784204
U should fuck him
>>6784211
Hi! I'm good! How are you?
>>6784232
Did you slap him?

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>>6784204
Huh, well, good for you Faye <3
>>6784217
Hiya daddy~

>>6783974
Okay give me a pizza to taste test where is the store
>>6783968
I mean
It's actually like
Well
It's stuff to seppuku
But yes
Now I can buy a ticket to come visit you though

>>6784232
why cant I be cis like ufufu? ;-;

>>6784232
Cut me please

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>>6784235
I don't know why she hasn't bought a tomato kigurumi yet

>>6784217
Dunno, they just said you left and I was like ok lol. Wyd tranfam

>>6784214
cause i'm awesome

i even told her i had no moniez at first so i really don't know

>>6784241
cleveland :P

>>6784232
what a dick move

Like I said this morning before work I went to a coffee shop for the first time and a guy sitting behind me tapped me on the shoulder and told me my hair smelled nice. Why can't they keep their thoughts to themselves?

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>>6784219
I'm excited but the new song doesn't feel like American Football, it just feels like Owen to me not bad just weird

>>6784230
Hi nim

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>>6783961
Don't take off your trip just to talk to me fag
And no

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we postan agp legs now?

>>6784241
wait WHAT

>>6784232
maybe he was offering you free makeup and you didn't let him finish his pitch

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>>6784180
you're such a newfag

>>6784223
This really explains why he hates women so much. Shit, it's all coming together now...

>>6784248
whats the name of the shop?

>>6784248
she is up to something

>>6784245
>>6784235
because death would be better then to dress like that

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>>6784255
>tfw pastey white and summer's almost over

>>6784236
w-what?

>>6784232
this is what i've been saying for ages now

>>6784232
Why would we all want to kill ourselves tho

>>6784248
Ohhh
Like the Drew Carey show
Cool
>>6784232
I want that blouse dude
I really want it
Also yeah
/kill all men/ but emasculate them first

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>>6784271
but we are women tho Faye

>>6784232
>"i think you need a little more makeup"
#rekt

>>6784271
:^)

>>6784271
Why would we NOT want to kill ourselves tho

>>6784267
Don't you want to be a disgusting agp fetishist who makes trannies look like scum like edgar

>>6784264
lmao so anons can spam me with one star reviews

yeah fucking right

>>6784266
nahh my skills as a domme are pretty well known round these parts

it was mostly after degenerate erp that she really started getting into me

>>6784253
yah it does sound way more like Owen, but those guitars unf

>>6784228
meant for tbqh
>>6784215

>>6784271
um i thought most people here wanna kill themselfs tho baka

>>6784280

Why would you want to kill yourself if you pass? Though I can understand if I didn't pass, I'd probably want to kill myself.

>>6784267
you would look cute in a tomato kigurumi :3
http://www.kawaii-kigu.com/products/tomato-kigurumi-onesie

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he looks bad

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So the doctors at the hospital diagnosed me with BDD.
I chuckled at them

>>6784280
Tru
>>6784279
wake me up
:^)
Can't wake up
8^)
>>6784276
s...sorry

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most men arent suicidal like you guys though
those are nice legs though

>>6784239
i cant believe you remembered
im going to blush

>>6784247
thats odd
i was actually enjoying talking in the discord tbqh
felt like the life of the party for like 20 min

>>6784284
I just wanted to see your menu ,__,

why do stupid people exist
i want to murder them all
why do people think they need to express their retarded opinions

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>>6784299
Itsh fine ^^
<3 <3 <3

>>6784268
desu isnt that desirable. I like pale legs

>>6784237
im PISSED dude

>>6784238
i yelled a "hey FUCK YOU"

>>6784242
i wish i was cis if i was cis i wouldnt be worried that he had clocked me and was yelling at me for that

>>6784243
okay

>>6784251
men are shit

>>6784270
i want to beat him upppp

>>6784272
lolol
its zara yo u could have it!!
was extra pissed bc i felt good about myself all today until then

>>6784298
NO SHIT

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>>6784301
Blush harder~

I don't think I like my legs
So I'll reframe from posting

>>6784311
you should have yelled in your deepest masculine bro voice
that would show him

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>>6784221
Yeah, it's like my favorite hot sauce for slathering on pizza next to death sauce. Shit so guuud

>>6784196
I refuse to be enlightened.
I'm going to keep eating cheap and shitty pizza until I have a stable job.

>>6784301
kill yourself retard

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You are all just homosexuals dressing up in cute clothes.

>>6784254
I have no idea who you are talking about. Anyway good luck with your seppuku!

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>>6784298
Haven't people been telling you that for ages?
Good on you for getting help and stuff though.

>>6784317
def doing this whenever if I'm ever passing 100%.

>>6784304
oh :c

im sorry anon

if you want you can message me on skype or discord or something i'm just really paranoid because online reviews are really critical for restaurants... quidlet/quid#0613

anyway I just got an order for wings and two quesadillas and a calzone and they had to make it all customized and complicated so i have to do it >:/ bye

>>6784311
you shouldve insulted his appearance
maybe he had shit skin
or was a neckbeard
a manlet
fat
ugly and balding?
most men look like garbage you shouldve pissed him off

>>6784311
>i yelled a "hey FUCK YOU"
ahh new york

>>6784301
You were senpo, I bet liz misses you and I bet a lil ghoul secretly misses you too ;);;);)

>>6784328
good good

>>6784285
Yes so twinkly *o*