Welcome! Can I start you off with something to drink, SIR?

>>6779633
have fun not getting a tip :^)

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>>6779633
I'll take some water fellow sir.

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I don't go outside so why would I ever be in a restaurant waiting for a waiter to casually misgender me? Joke's on you.

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>>6779645
*coughs* Sorry m'am, I'll fetch your water right away. In the meantime, would you also like to order any appetizers?

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>>6779675
want to do a succ

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>>6779675
Bread rolls, I want bread rolls damn 't.

*in the deepest thundering bass voice* How dare you? I am a woman! I want to talk to your supervisor right away!

Thanks senpai, you got it right

I already had 2 michelob ultras, a rum and coke, and about half a bottle of red wine today.

Yes one shot of bleach, please.

>>6779633
Where's my usual waiter, Tyrese?

>>6780029
He quit so he can work at the local cinema. The boss is still pretty pissed about it, he took all the crabs legs with him and the company anvil too.

>>6780042
Well I'm afraid I'll have to take my business, elsewhere then. I'll just eat at the cinema's restaurant.

>>6780042
His name is Robert

>>6780540
whose name is robert
the crab's leg?

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>>6779633
ROBERT WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY TENDY-TISERS!
HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY NOW NOW NOW!

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>>6780552
I assumed you meant this guy

>>6780581
but that's tyrese, who now works at the local cinema (on picture), isn't it?

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>>6780591
check the name tag

>>6780600
omg you are right, it IS rob

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Yeah Tyrese ended up turning over liquor stores

>>6780029
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>>6780581
>>6780591
>>6780600

Robert is his legal first name, but only his friends call him Tyrese so his nickname would blend in better with the other names of his fellow homies.

>>6780605
Literally his whitest nickname, consider yourself out of the crew. Good luck sneaking in with the singles-only policy in place, faggot. Your falcon doesn't count either.

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If Robert/Tyrese feels like Tom Florn his manager at the theatre is riding his back too much he has his cousin La-Shawn ready to pop him in the knees outback in the parking lot.