Gay General: Musician Husbando edition

>tfw no crab bf

>>6773046
crab is ded

>>6772993 #
Thanks.

Practise. When I first started out I'd easy whatever I'd normally eat in a day then an entire frozen pizza. No sleep till the pizza was gone.

It physically hurts eating that much for a while. Until your stomach adapts.

rugby is so hottt

>>6773073
trip on turkby

>>6773041
>tfw no venser bottombear bf

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>>6773041
Claiming.

>tfw no hitler gf to plow her girlpucci

I don't like his music, but I kind of want to fuck Naoto from EXILE

Someone payed me a lot of money to talk about how i'd hurt a kitten. It was A LOT of money but I felt really really gross afterwards. I'd never fucking hurt a kitten. I can't even smack a mosquito without feeling sad.

>>6773100
go away, nobody likes you
no wonder your fiance left you

>>6773100
post feet

>>6773100
How does someone with the most insane stories and insane life that would be interesting if they were true just suck at everything in life?

You're the faye of gaygen. Posts a bunch of selfies nobody likes. Completely makes up stories. Lies constantly. Pretends to be nice.

Go away nobody likes you.

Its not banter its not like lolol i hate you but kind of enjoy it. We legitimately hate you go away.

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>>6773102
do the right thing
filter him (her?)

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Mine forever

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>>6773114
you think this is attractive?
anon confirmed for shit taste

>>6773082
nope, just a friendly anon

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>tfw you capture Kek
>tfw he lets his will be known unto you through the power of dubs

PRAISE KEK

>>6773141

How about I praise your bp instead

>>6773153
how bout u go fuck urself cunt

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Drake

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>>6773141
I already gave you a (you) for this.

>>6773188
HE IS HERE

How much would you say you want some affection right about now on this lonely Sunday night, gaygen?

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>>6773201
Depends. What kind of affection

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thoughts on gay dads?

how can I look 20 at 30. Plz I already put baby oil on my face every night like a good girl

>>6773069
Isn't eating that much pizza really bad for you though? I mean I don't eat healthy. Lots of mcdonalds and fast food, but every day? My digestive system is already pretty fucked up. Do you know how long it took for you to adapt to eating that much?

>>6773218

foreskin restoration

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>>6773041
claiming this daddy

>>6773232
Gay dads are hot anon.

>>6773234
I refuse to believe a thirty year old man would refer to themselves as 'a good girl'.

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>>6773242
>foreskin

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>>6773264

I'm 25 but I'm real worried and just thinking ahead

>>6773234

Add daddy's cummies to that

>>6773264

He's planning ahead, he's not 30 now

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>>6773264
Do you?
https://youtu.be/TpK1gf-rw5s?t=1m38s

>>6773269

Foreskin is love, foreskin is life

>>6773198
fuck me hard

>>6773232
what are they fathers of? aids babies?

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>>6773041
That lumberjack look makes he hard

Circe I posted in mtfg asking for them to get you to stop posting. They said they loved you and want you back and even gave compliments and said they miss you.

You literally have nobody here that likes you yet you have an entire group of friends that like you.

This is a banting general for men and even the fembois act like men. You do not belong here. I understamd you like getting beaten by the boys here because it reminds you of your dad or something so you confuse brutality wih love idk go suck a dick to figure out your problems you joke of a human being.

This general is boring compared to mtfg and just as dramatic just go please.

>>6773272
25 is still too old to get away with calling yourself silly things. Cmon now.

>>6773277
I can tell by the frontispiece that is a video I would regret watching.

>>6773314
I don't know why MtF's think they have a right to post in gaygen

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I'm gonna take my first nude guise
Any tips?

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>>6773232
They are mostly smokin hotties.

>>6773337
Presumably at least one.

>>6773336
Meh were actually extremely leniant on the ones that come in here tbqh...its just the ones that come in here are the worst of the worst. The anom ones are nice though ~

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>>6773340
no one cares
dont let the door hit your combover on the way out, mary

>>6773351
there was one time where several MtF trip/namefags kept posting and attention whoring in gaygen before finally being chased away

>>6773340
>tfw jupp bf

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>>6773361
trip on sp

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>>6773358
Stacey pls. I could care less
>>6773361
He's out there, anon. You'll get yours. Eventually.

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>>6773366
Who is this high test goddess?

>>6773389
stop bullying SP he hasnt done anything wrong

bully jupp tho cos hes
>4'2

Who is the weirdest trip?

>>6773439
none of them

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>>6773439
Probably clownshoes.

i'm fucking angry with myself for even THINKING about falling in love again
i know he'll just dump me in 2-3 years, it's not worth it

>>6773457

But just think how good the boypussy is going to be

>>6773457
2-3 years is a long time for a gay relationship imo

>>6773457
You don't actually know that. You shouldn't let past relationships define your future with new people, you deserve to fall in love and be happy, so give it a chance.

Even if doesn't work out 2 whole years from now, why worry about that now and spoil what could be one of the best times in your life?

>>6773457
Going out on a limb for someone else and trusting them is what makes love so great. Even if it doesn't work out in the end, enjoy the ride.

>>6773457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCykaPjrCWE

I wanna cum inside a guy but like in an emotional way

What's that mean

>>6773499
it's a symptom of being poz. the virus makes you feel that way so that you'll spread it to others. congrats, anon.

>>6773499
You want a monogamous relationship with a guy

>>6773506
gimme

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>>6773499
This
>>6773506

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>>6773513
Why are you still here? Nobody likes you, you're like Circe, except balder, fatter and more annoying.

>>6773238
It's not great for you. It's high protein which is great, but it's also high in sodium. Drinking lots of water helps.

A couple months in and you'll be used to it mostly.

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>>6773524

>>6773506
>>6773513

Where do I find one of those

What's it like cumming in someone you love

>>6773524
what the heck is a filter???

ANd he's not really annoying at all
especially compared to circe

>>6773524
Just because we're all nobodies here doesn't mean nobody likes him.

>>6773232
Is that the band Dads? Didn't know they're gay

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>>6773524
Naw Sp is pretty cool.

Everyone is good here besides circe. Annoying is fine just not shitthat's all we want.

>>6773541
I'm not even sure if there is such thing

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>>6773041
>Who's your musician crush, Gaygen?
to be honest his voice is a little grating and his band sucks but if he ever looked in my general direction at a live show i'd probably die

>>6773541
>What's it like cumming in someone you love
disappointing

>>6773613

What if you're talking about how you're going to put a baby in his cute little belly?

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DESIGNATED
FURRY
POSTS

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>>6773633
still disappointing and logistically impossible.

>>6773457
>>6773474
>>6773482
It's so soon after my ex though (well, a year, but still)
but I keep running into this other qt guy as if the universe is trying to tell me something

>>6773670
Tell us about him

>>6773685
i have a couple threads ago
basically me and this fuzzy otter qt who i knew back in highschool met after 4 years and he seems to be interested in me

>>6773703
He might just be nice you know

>>6773703
Go for it.
You'll regret not making a move more then you'll regret going for it.

>>6773201
I want affection 10/10
>>6773703
this >>6773735

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>>6773469
This makes me so sad :(

i want a sexy husbear

>>6773818
Same.

>>6773818
I want, like, superpowers. Or super intelligence like Lex Luthor. That'd be sweet.

>>6773805
Same.

>tfw no bf
anyone else ?

I eat so much chocolate, man

FUCK IM GONNA GET FAT

>>6773735

Or he might want his otterpuss stuffed

>>6773826
do you ...want ...mutual affection ?

>>6773827
same :(

>>6773827
Like half this thread
Being desperate is soooo 2015 though

>>6773834
Probably not. I don't really like anyone.

>>6773831
Try eating less chocolate. Might work.

>>6773842
not even holding hands ?

>>6773841
I'm so fucking desperate for a bf that i like... Why do i hate everyone?

>>6773841
so you guys just... slut it up to forget about the loneliness?
>>6773849
kinda same senpai

>>6773848
That's how you get diseases though.

>>6773849
Same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etfJCm0nfr4

this is such a good song!! i love being gay...
gay men have great taste in music too which is awesome

>>6773863
>great taste in music
now hold it right there
>>6773862
oh well, back to lonely land I go

>>6773851
>so you guys just... slut it up
No you dumb fuck
You get comfy with loneliness

It's so fucking easy
Take your 2015 feelings and throw them out

>>6773875
I see, easy enough

>>6773863

with one taste of your dick im pozitized

you're toxxxic my t-cell count's goin under

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>>6773863
I hate post-lobotomy Britney.

>>6773863
Oh god it's terrible

>>6773913
this

>>6773863
Do You Wanna Come Over is so much better.

Is a curve good or bad? My dick curves upward and I'm a little concerned.

>>6774006

Better let us see so we can decide desu

>>6774018

but this is a blue board

>>6774023

imgur duh

>>6774027

http://i.imgur.com/CAnnXMr.jpg

>>6774042
I don't think anyone is going to complain.

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>>6774006
>>6774042
That's pretty normal.

>>6774042

Looks cute

>>6774054
>>6774050

Good, I suppose

My friends and I were joking about a dude we know with a downwards curve that makes it look fucked up. We call him Captain Hook. Anyway, it mad me wonder if mine was too severe.

>>6774056
>We call him Captain Hook.
Oh lordy.

>>6774056
nah upward curve is where it's at

>>6774060

We have sexual nicknames for a lot of people we know.

For example, there's Nutless Dave, Roadchode, Captain Hook, Cantaloupes, Michelle-in, and Sweaty.

>>6774042
That's some damn good penis

>>6774077
Does Dave have nuts?

>>6774081

Half of one.

>>6774084
Have you considered he should be called Half-a-nut Dave?

>>6774087

Nutless Dave was decreed by the naming council.

>>6774088
Fuckin bureaucracy.

>>6773913
Actually Britney's new album is not half bad
I'm pleasantly surprised

I heard some rumours that the more cum you swallow means the more effeminate your voice sounds. Dumb question probably, but is it true??

>>6774104

Want to try?

>>6773124
That's a really bad picture of him, he's usually a qt stoner who plays upright bass really pretty. I would say Sean Bonnette but he's a manlet.

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Young Conor Oberst is god-tier Music Boyfriend.

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Also I love Jesse Lacey, he's a QT.

>>6774110
Kek. Would love to. I'm already decent at swallowing as well.

>>6774122

Well, you'll definitely be swallowing 8 inches of prime rib if you snift my drift.

>>6774122
I hear a rumor that it's because the body turns semen into estrogen. But I haven't found any actual scientific evidence to support this claim.

>>6774118

I'd slaughter his lamb if you know what I mean

>>6774006
Upward curve is probably the most common curve. It means you should fuck your man in missionary to diddle his prostate best. Lucky desu.

>>6774157

My man is a pussy who won't let me do anal because he's never done it.

>>6774148
I'd warm his body with my hands if you know what I mean
(yeah)

>>6774165
If he's open to it, you can do a few things. Train his ass with fingers. Or buy him a set of training butt plugs (different sizes so he can work his way up) that he can use himself.

If he's not open to bottoming at all, it sucks, but there's nothing you can do really.

>>6774190

He's not really into it yet. He's worried about my size. I keep urging him to practice but as with everything, he never gets around to it.

i fucking suicide and you bishe s dun even knwo

WHY DO ALL THE GOOD BARA MANGA/DOUJINS MAKE ME FEEL SO HARD

I KNOW THAT FOR ONCE IT'S PORN MADE BY MEN AND NOT WOMEN LIKE 99% OF JAPANESE PORN BUT HOLY SHIT

I JUST WANT TO FAP MAN NOT HAVE FEELS

>>6774129
trust me, i learnt to breathe through my nose long ago. odds are you can just cum straight into my stomach, love.

i cant get any weed so im here agen fucking comitting suicide yall know

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This guy walks by and slaps your ass.
What do you do?

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>>6774237
Turn around and scream "NO FATPOSTING".

>>6774237

Get a boner and say hi

>>6774237
PULL MY PIECE N HIT HIM WITH IT I DONT GIVE A FUCK SAILING ON MY YACHT 2k16 THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE LOOKS LIKE I AINT CHANGED

>>6774237
Stand on my tiptoes whisper "daddy" and then bite his ear. Then HOP ON THE MEME TRAIN!

>>6774244
ay doody pants you smell like fucking shit wash your stinky butt

>>6774237
I mean i don't think he's wearing pants so probably literally suck his dick.

R I D I N T I L L I D I E
none of you hoes kno about me

>>6774224
Hehe same xD

>Tfw getting more into the occult

Im happy lads life is great.

>>6774263
yeurppp u???

How do I get my boyfriend to let me cum in his mouth?

>>6774277
Trick him into believing it is magical elixir.

>Tfw just finished a 70 page book on conscioisness


>>6774277
Be my boyfriend instead.
Im strictly top though if anybody asks.

>>6774273
Land of the free.

>>6774277
Say "if you really loved me, you'd swallow"

>>6774295
That's my line, dude. Cmon. Don't go stealing lines.

>>6774269
What kind? You following any specific system?

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>>6774309
Can't tell if serious or joking.

>>6774338
I'm always serious.

>>6774348
I'll suck your dick for lines

i want a bf but i dont do anything but cry and fap and smoke weed
(sometimes i watch anime)

>>6774366
Are you at least cute?

I don't smoke weed in fact I hate it but I like boys like that.

>>6774366
>fap
We can sex instead
>watch anime
>smoke weed
Can i be your bf?

No crying though. I have a low tolerance for that.

you have no matches yet
4 8 h o u r s l a t e r
wtf i used to get so much <3 from qt guys now im worthless what even happend
>>6774372
fuck off u weeb i watch anime ironically

>>6774387
Is 5652 the retard thate attwcking everyone all day?

>>6774383
are you qt

>>6774387
>ironically
That's worse desu

>>6774394
who the fricking heck

>>6774399
I think so. Handsome face. Hairy, a little chubby, but have been doing an hour of cardio every day for almost two weeks so hopefully i won't be chubby forever. Big frame though, broad shoulders, so ill never really be twink size.

>>6774352
Deal.

Lemme hit you with this classic. What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

>>6774400
i ironically like watching 80s anime ironically on xannys
a e s t h e t i c
>>6774406
ewh ugly

>>6774411
>lines
I meant cocaine :^)

>>6774442
Jk. Drugs r 4 pugs.

>jk. do not get your dog high.

>>6774442
My jokes will give you a way better high.

does anyone post here who isnt an ugly fuck or is it just me

>>6774453
if that were true that'd be hella cute

>>6774465
some of the twinks on here are cute. my bf says im his "lil cutie" so maybe im attractive too

>>6774465
Lol like i said I'm fairly attractive. But you can't get that from a description i guess.

>>6774478
where are they and why arent they posting

>>6774484
post a picture then fatty

>>6774489
You also claimed to be cute so you first uggo...

>>6774485
they are. most mainly chat on the discord tho.

>>6774468
Well, I mean, it *might* be true. You just need to have an obnoxious sense of humour like me. There's always a chance there's someone as stupid as me out there.

>>6774496
what kind of obnoxious do you mean? as in dark humor? abstract humor? what?

>>6774492
my profile pic on fb got 30 likes
>>6774493
>discord
lol probably ugly

>>6774501
How am I supposed to know. What do I look like, a comedian?

>>6774508
>my profile pic on fb got 30 likes
Wtf does this prove? I have ugly friends on fb who get 50 likes.

>>6774516
>clownshoes

lil bit

>>6774508
cant speak for everyone of course, but there are a lot of sub 5'10" twinks on there.

>>6774518
probably because they have friends who feel sorry for them
im a fucking asshole to everyone

>>6774526
>he doesnt like tall twinks
pleb

>>6774529
No then you would get 0 likes. Your likes on your facebook pic correlate to how many of your friends will like your pic because they are your friends. Or you just have 1500 fb friends. Or they think you look better in that pic than normal. It's not attractiveness.

>>6774532
i like tall twinks. my bf is one. they beat out short twinks cuz im tall too.

>>6774543
I think you'll find the only people who are people are the people under 5'8''.

>>6774552
>tfw too tall to ride

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>>6774552
I'm 5'8.5
get fucked manlet scum

>>6774568
Nah, one of you just needs to lie down is all.

>>6774552
This is true. I'm not a person, I'm above such mortal limitation

>>6774542
lol jelly
>>6774543
lusting over the height of twinks is pedo shit

>>6774587
well, seeing as im a bottom it would be sad if i was topped by a shorter twink

>>6774587
>jelly
Not even a little

Especially since if you're telling the truth everyone hates you. If you're lying then i mean you're lying and uggo lmao.

Whatever happened to maki?

He was shitposting all summer than stopped randomly.

>>6774594
what are you even talking about you awkward fuck head
>>6774599
lol ur fat tho

>>6774601
Maki, pls

>>6774607
>ur fat tho
A little chubby and working out..

I dont even have to see your pic to know I'm more attractive than you'll ever be :^)

>>6774621
i cant belive you are still fucking posting here
get a life jfc

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Some of you guys are alright.

>>6774628
memeing is dreaming

>>6774574
how dare you

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ban me harder daddy

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>>6774638
Don't let your memes be dreams.

Who all posts in the middle of the night?
I can't sleep.

>>6774675
I'm here for ya, bud.

How is everyone tonight?

>>6774706
I smoked a lot yesterday and I woke up having an asthma attack. Good thing I bought that vape so i can ween myself off this shit.

>>6773041

RapeEveryoneVEVO of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5smJEU2-iw

What a sexy bastard.

>>6774706
I did a bunch of exercise and got real sweaty and now I'm watching stupid youtube videos. So pretty decent.

>>6774715
You could try some sort of nicotine/smoking support group maybe.

>>6774719
>smoking support group
I've never heard of that. It sounds like they would get laughed out of town since everyone around here smokes.

>>6774722

You live in a stupid fucking town, SlutBoi.

>>6774725
Well I live in the south, so it's kind of expected.

>>6774722
I mean, I think the NHS runs something along those lines. I dunno about the US.

Just seems like if you're trying to deal with an addiction there your best course of action is to get some help.

>>6774730
I guess. There's not really any support groups in the US for nicotine. There's worse things to be addicted to, like alcohol. We got tons of groups for that.
Why would my government set up support groups for cigarettes when they tax them so much?

Love makes the world go round everyone. I've only learned the recently but happiness is a choice and im happy.

>>6774728

No one expects your dumb town to be as extra shit... as it is. Shitty-town-occupier.

>>6774736

Oh my God, this is why I shouldn't come here anymore. Can't someone on this fucking site be positive without being inane?

Jesus Christ, I'd like to try. Somebody throw me a bone here and I'll try to chew it into something good.

Asthma attack has calmed down. I think I'm going to try and sleep before my alarm goes off.

>>6774749

Yes holy shit please do.

>>6774621
No but really whys he gone?

Used to fancy John Mayer. Proceed to pass the 8th grade. Meh.

Julian Casablancas is as gorgeous as he is talented.

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>>6774816
Julian Casablancas is just coke addled Alex Turner m8.

I want young Jack White to marry me and call me his brother and ask me to play shitty drums for his blues-punk band.

>>6774739
Meanie-bo-beanies not allowed in gaygen.

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Does anyone else's voice sound deeper after deepthroating?

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What do you do to keep your buttum in shape sweeties?

Bisexuals?
More like shitsexuals hahahaha.

>>6774888

not that ive noticed

but also im terrible at deepthroating, and can barely get 6 inches in without gagging

>>6774888
Slag!

How do I come ooouuutt it's scary as fuck

>>6774888
checked

does for me, just a little.

well, the bf says more husky than deep, but equally hot.

700 GB of porn and bored with it all.
Ah yes.

which trip do you miss the most

>>6774888

give us the deets

who's dicking you atm?

>>6774930
I've only been practicing on a dildo this time, don't worry.

>>6774916
It helps to just get it in so far and practice relaxing while it pressing against the sensitive part that would make you gag. You'll find it easier the more you do it.

>>6774943
Yeah, I'm all raspy now. I didn't really notice it when I was with a guy, but practicing alone gave me time to notice.

>>6774949
Nobody unfortunately. Last guy I was supposed to meet up with on the weekend flaked because bad weather. I look pretty good today so I might try to meet someone though.

>21
>virgin never had sex
>lie about it anyway so i can be a normie
chronic depression makes me uninterested in sex. what if i die a virgin. im not sure if i even care.

>>6774960
Dang it Zamby we need have a chat you raunchy boy.

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Is it racist to have a sexual preference for a certain race?

Is it somehow insulting because I reduce an entire ethnic group to a fetish enabler?

>>6774964

maybe you should talk to a doctor about that

>>6774979
I won't date black guys. I straight up don't find them attractive. Not fussed if it makes me a little racist, it's what I like.

>>6774960
>practicing alone
you never know if you're doing good though. you need someone to moan and grunt and pant your name. thats how you know you're doing good

>>6774979
I have a preference for attractive people. In the western world that tends to be mostly white people.

When I went to Taiwan for two weeks I noticed a lot of attractive people, most of them were not white. Who would've guessed.

>>6774979
what can a doctor do
give me anti depressants which will make me even more uninterested in sex and a shitton of other side effects
im just fucked up

>>6774931
Pay someone to come out for you.

>>6775003
Just go to a doctor. Depression is an illness.

>>6775003

he can give you therapy if you want it and dickpills to raise your libido

>>6775020
Tell me more of these 'dick pills'.

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>>6774993
Not really. When I did it with a guy he said I was amazing, but I practiced before that with a dildo too.

It's good to know your own limits, if I just went and sucked dick without ever using a dildo I'd be gagging all over the place and maybe even throw up. Gotta practice, get good at licking it, practicing keeping your teeth away, learn how to get it down, do it right, then use it on the field and see how it works out. Just jumping straight to sucking a real dick is foolish for the inexperienced.

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>>6774237
Bend him over and go to town.

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>>6774118
Jai's hotter.

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>>6775097
but he's so intense and huggable

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>>6775072
Samurbi is a threat.

>>6775063

i practiced only a tiny bit, like 10-15 minutes, before i sucked a dick and i didnt have too many problems

i cant quite handle being facefucked yet, but my partner is teaching me that on the axiom that 'practice makes perfect'

im not sure but i think he likes it when i gag and stuff, because he doesnt really seem to be helping me get better at taking dick

>>6774237
Wake up from the nightmare.

>>6775117
For your information yes, he does like it when you gag and stuff.

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>>6774237

present and wiggle

>>6775117
I still gag a bit, hence why I practice. I want someone to grab my hair and facefuck me wildly.

I actually look like I'm crying because my eyes water up to the point of streaming, the dude thought it was adorable and got me a tissue while I was sucking him off. I didn't stop because I wanted to impress him.

I'm a huge cumslut..

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>>6775153

ah man im jealous

i dont get qt teared up eyes when i struggle :(

but i do have to say that sucking dick is approximately 7 times more fun with long hair - for some reason when he reaches down and brushes my hair aside so he can see me better i find it super arousing. plus obviously he can pull my hair which i think i wanna try next week - might be hot.

Really hate this website.

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>>6775205
but you can't stop coming here

>>6775184

actions speak louder than words

if you havent done cumslut things then you arent a cumslut no matter what you think youd like to be

>>6775153
>>6775117
You two are some lewd battyboys. Feel good has gone off the rails.

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>>6775251

no slut shaming

this is a Safe Space

He hasn't replied to my texts for a week now... Is it over? Does he not care about me? Or is he scared of intimacy? Or is he not gay?

I just wish I knew. I really love him, I was so happy when we were together and when we had sex for the first time it was one of the most beautiful moments of my life ;_;

>>6775304
No, no. It's the opposite.

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>>6775251
>Feel good has gone off the rails
>mfw imagining Scarf and Shoes getting skullfucked and doing coke off some Arab daddy's dick

>>6775308
It's probably over. Sorry anon.

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>>6775337

i dont think id ever do drugs desu. my mind is too important to me

i like the sound of an arab daddy though... i still havent had carnal relations with a hairy dude yet, but i really want to

>>6775343
But I don't want it to be, man. I love him so fucking much.

I can't deal with this... What if something awful has happened to him?

>>6775366
jesus fucking christ he is gorgeous

>>6775471

hes an olympic world record holder too

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>>6775366
>I don't think I'd ever do drugs
>my mind is too important to me

>>6775491
i want him to be my personal trainer

we'd work out shirtless and in shorts or sweatpants, get a sweat going and then once we're finished he'd fuck my mouth and butt in the locker rooms

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>>6775308
1 day maybe not, but a week it's definitely over.

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>>6775370
Chances are he's found someone new and you just can't get the hint that he doesn't want to see you again. Get the hint and move on man.

>>6775308
>>6775370
>tfw no clingy boyfriend like Anon

>>6775552
I can be that bf

>>6775527
>>6775534
You're right... I knew that was probably the case.

Fuck...

>>6775552
Well, if you're in the UK we could talk!

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>>6775567
With most things like this it's best just to let it go and move on with your life.

>>6775510

i mean it

even if its only a tiny risk, if there is a chance of impairing my thinking ability i dont want to take it

maybe im just a nerd, idk

>>6775588
We get it, you're really smart. Shut the fuck up already.

>>6775582
I know, I know, but I'm just not the kind of person who can do that easily. I fall in love too quickly and too crazily every single time.

I'm too much of a softie.

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>>6775588
Depends on the drug imo. Hard shit like cocaine or heroin is a definite nope, but natural stuff like marijuana or mescaline from peyote isn't that bad if used on special occasions like vacation days or celebrations. I consider these two drugs to be as harmless/harmful as alcohol. If used frequently it takes its toll on you, but if used occasionally can be a great experience.

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>>6775607
More hobbies in life and more friends may help your situation.

>>6775598

haha no i dont mean it like that

its just that since my career is dependant on thinking, my selfesteem is based on how well im thinking, and i thinking is one of my favourite things to do, i dont want to jeapordise it

maybe its sad, but my entire life basically revolves around my mind. if im not performing well mentally i can get really down in the dumps, and when i am thinking well i feel really fucking good. my therapist tells me its unhealthy to habe such a dependance but i cant help it

its too important to my mood to risk fucking around with.

>>6775612

maybe weed would be okay, but i hear that it can fuck with your ambition and motivation to work hard if you get too reliant on it

i know Feynman used to take psychedelics a lot when he was working on his Nobel Prize winning paper, so i guess id be open to that kinda thing as well

>>6775621
Thanks for your advice, man. I really do appreciate it.

I can see myself withdrawing for a while, though... I really hope I don't get depressed again.

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>>6775630
“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.”


― Carl Sagan

>>6775634
everyone takes time off from the human world every once in awhile, but one should never take time off from the natural world.

>>6775636

Bf doesn't know how to cook. He uses recipes with like 20 ingredients and of course it tastes like nothing when you combine them.

i'm a fucking faggot

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>>6775650
>tfw chef bf
He's amazing

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>>6775650
you should probably cook from now on then if you can't teach him the right way to cook.

>>6775650
im always shocked by how BAD some people can be at cooking
he's probably just getting salt and acid wrong if it tastes like nothing

>>6775666
>>6775674

Yeah, I think his main problem is also trying to cook something different on the rare occasions he does cook.

I don't cook a lot of fancy things, but at least I make some dishes well.

>>6775657
Nice. x

>>6775630
I'm actually super jelly, I actually wanted to be a Physicist growing up, but life had other plans. At some point confronting the trouble I had learning the skills required outside of just knowing basic facts ended up fucking with my head and making me incredibly depressed/suicidal, so now I just try to avoid it all together.

You should be proud of your smarts, but relying on it for your mood isn't a smart choice, considering your mood can affect your ability and that in turn will no doubt affect your mood and so on. A dangerous spiral, that.

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>>6775692
Well, there's a difference in actively buying food to make a unique dish no one has ever heard of putting together or scrounging up anything you can find in the kitchen and putting it together to make a meal of it and unexpectedly making something tasty. For example SP and I came back from vacation in Minnesota to realize there's no more lunch meat to make his sandwich for lunch today at work and it was late at night so I looked around and found hotdogs in a package. I then proceeded to mash up the hotdogs into a grounded up meat and added some hummus we snacked on in the car while driving. I then made a sandwich with this concoction adding a slice of cheese and a mayonnaise/bbq/chile pepper mixture spread (aka Campfire sauce). When it comes to food it's nice to be a little creative, but best not to go over board. Simple and easy; not complex and weird.

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>>6775720
>I then proceeded to mash up the hotdogs into a grounded up meat and added some hummus we snacked on in the car while driving. I then made a sandwich with this concoction adding a slice of cheese and a mayonnaise/bbq/chile pepper mixture spread
And you fed this monstrosity to my darling?

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>>6775749
It's pretty good I'm eating some of it right now.

>>6775692
most of the times i cook something for the first time, it turns out good. you dont need a lot of technical skills to understand when something needs salt.

>>6775720
that sounds so fucking gross

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>>6775772
>raw pork
>ROH?!

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>>6775774
Hummus makes anything delicious, sir.

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>>6775801
You wanna test that theory?

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>>6775828
I see.

>>6775825
Let me rephrase that. With weed anything is delicious.

So this bi guy that I met through mutual friends has been giving me a lot of attention
The thing is he's super weird and immature and I can't take him seriously. Also his ex boyfriend told me he is super clingy and since I have so many mutual friends a one and done will be impossible.
However, he is fucking hot and I'm lonely and horny and that attention he's giving me feels great.

Go date him or nah?

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>>6775852
>bi guy

>>6775863
>le bi men are the worst meme
How about giving actual advice besides "disregard bi men"

>>6775898
don't date the bi guy

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>>6775898
>Wanting advice from Juppy

>>6775907
>recognizing trip fags

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>>6775898
>>6775907
lol

>>6775852
Why is a one and done impossible? If your not looking for anything serious, just let him know. It seems like you're more interested in a fuck buddy then a bf.

anyone want a bf ?

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>Andy Frankham-Allen @FrankhamAllen Aug 15 Bridgend, Wales

>@keeganjoyce I would have had I not been busy for a few minutes. You always look lovely, fool. Now come visit the UK. ;)

Please do not become this gay when you're older. The celebrity he's hitting on is half his age. Pic related. Have some self-respect.

How do I find a 3-4/10 clingy weeb bf?

>>6776179
me

>>6776354

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