How to be gay

>>6765609
Take a big black dick to ass

For most of us, we didn't just up and decide "Well, girls have been fun, but I guess it's time for dicks and asses". But, I guess gay sex might be a good place to start if you really want to see being gay through.

step 1: do butt stuff

Extreme conditioning.

Basically, every day for the next few years, you're going to have to watch gay porn and look at naked pictures of men while masturbating and injecting yourself with pleasure hormones/neurotransmitters through an IV drip. You'll have to do this for at least 8 hours a day. You must orgasm at least 4 times an hour, probably.
For another 8 hours a day, you'll have to watch lesbian porn and look at naked pictures of women while self-harming and injecting yourself with sadness/disgust-inducing hormones through such an IV drip. Refrain from orgasm.
After about 5 years of this, you may be converted...

... Or, y'know, you could just suck it up, accept that you're heterosexual, and find a tomboy gf...

>>6770735
This

If you are straight now it means that you got way too much testosterone when you were in your mother's womb. Knowing for fact that now you are out of your mother's belly, this means that the chances of you unironically liking other males are below zero.

...But you can always act edgy and pretend you like old and desperate gay males just to make them pay for your stuff.