>Watched boku no pico
>Tried insetring an ice cube in my ass
>Added 6 more because im a huge fag
>My ass is bleeding
>My bed is filled with blood
>My parents are coming in 1h
Wtf can i do?? :'(
>>6741015
Remove bedsheets
Dry blood with a ton of paper towels
Place layer of paper towels over top of mostly-dried bloody mess
Put blanket on paper towels
???
Profit
It's ok to be a huge faggot but try not to be such a fucking retard
>>6741015
If you're bleeding badly you should probably go to the ER.
Otherwise, shove some toilet paper in your undies, find something sharp and cut yourself with it near/on your bed so you can explain the blood to your parents and wash your sheets. Easy.
>>6741015
If you're not joking, then please just go to the hospital.
>>6741015
Post pic.
OP here, there were not enogh towels, so i poured vodka on the bedsheets and set them on fire. I threw the ashes through the window (i live in the 7th floor of a building). My anus stopped bleeding. My ass wants more ice but i have to resist the temptation. Everything is fine. My family will never notice it.
>>6741304
troll
>>6741304
Jumped the shark...
>>6741015
mfw I did the same thing....
boku no pico is hawt as fuck... if only it were uncensored