Gay General: Fatherhood edition

yep. probably surrogate rather than adoption though, i want a baby as smart as my bf

So, when i have a roommate next year, do I tell him to leave the house for a bit if i want to have sex? is it weird to bang a dude with someone you know in the next room?

>>6739836

Good parents don't take photos of their kids to be displayed on online profiles to appear as good parents or some shit.

My parents have no photos of me when I was young and I'm thankful for that. We were too busy actually enjoying our time together to care about filming it. Those who take photos and film it aren't really enjoying it. That is the truth.

>this perfect specimen will never be your bf

http://thisvid.com/videos/str8-alpha-hairy-kickboxer-is-this-the-hottest-ever/

Is it a good idea to send him a video of me masturbating and cumming on my tummy?

It's really pretty hot. But there is always blackmail potential and shit, right?

>>6739885
people didnt carry cameras in their pocket when you were a kid

stop being a faggot

>>6739885
>My parents have no photos of me when I was young

Probs because you were an ugly kid.

>>6739885
You might be genuinely autistic if you can't see the emotional investment and sentimental appeal of photographs.

>>6739911

Yeah they did. They had small digital cameras. My parents are only in their late 30s.

We created beautiful memories to store in our conscious minds forever. Not fake ones stored on a phone or computer where everyone fake-smiled for the camera and said "Cheese".

>>6739953
You are tragically jaded and maladjusted.

>fake memories
Fuck me.

>>6739928

I'm a good-looking 18yo twink. :3

Do you even know your mom or dad that well Rugby? Seems as if they do anything to get you away from them, like send you away to the USA, or have you live in your own place so they can't be bothered with you, etc. They most likely worked all the time so they didn't have to be bothered with you either. I doubt you've spent any meaningful time with either of your parents which is why you're the way you're. Suppressed, conflicted, and eat your feelings.

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>>6739836
Only if I knew I could support them and give them the home and opportunities I never got growing up. It could actually be pretty fun if I had the right person to help me, we could teach them to speak all funny like getting them to say "behold!" instead of "look" and "see". Of course we'd have to encourage them to learn things like multiple languages or a musical instrument from a young age when it would be most beneficial to them. We could also teach them how to play vidya.

Oh god, what if I have a kid and they have shit taste in video games?

>>6739942

>Emotional investment to sentimental material things.

I know that I can take nothing with me when I die so why get hung up over such things? People waste their life collecting sentimental things of value and than they die and that stuff gets trashed and sold at thrift stores. It's truly useless.

>>6739960
Perhaps or maybe I'm in the right frame of mind to embrace LIFE and live for the moment not for the past.

>>6739990
>Oh god, what if I have a kid and they have shit taste in video games?
Then you failed raising them correctly.

>>6739990

>Allowing your kid to play video games or go on the internet instead of actually spending meaningful time with him.

This is the root cause of the destruction of the American/European family.

>>6740004
I find it hard to believe that you live a totally utilitarian lifestyle and don't have sentimental attachment towards at least a few objects, that might have been gifts or whatever.

There's a difference between hoarding useless shit and getting obsessive or "hung up" on things like you said, and actual healthy engagement with physical stuff that facilitates relationships. Few people do the former. It sounds like you're just bitter towards social media.

Im straight but id probably adopt a kid at some point because im genetically inferior in every way but at least I know how to do things good looking people cant do because I was never given any chance.


I wish I was dead.

>>6739869
It's what straight people do. Most people don't want to be there when other people are having sex in the house.

>>6739836
I want surrogate babies which, in terms of nuclear genetics, are the direct genetic offspring of myself and my future husband. While I'm definitely far from flawless, I have some top-tier immune system and natural capacity for intelligence genes that I'd like to see passed on.
I am willing to put in the years of lab research to make this happen.
>Either that or I could just marry a guy with a sister and use her egg... That might be easier and almost as effective...

>>6740057
You do know harvesting eggs is an actual medical precedure that goes on for months and requires her to take a ton of pills and shit?
Not quite the same as asking your bro to JO in a cup.

>>6740090
Or I can just stick my erect penis into her... or just inject my semen into her vagina...

You know... how hetero people... normally... get pregnant...

>>6739981
>projections: the post

My mum works from home and I just spent a week travelling the US with my dad soooo sounds like someone is a lil bit salty which means that I'm most likely right :^)

>>6740034

I grew up in a church family. My parents are missionaries. We have never had a permanent place of residence. If we couldn't fit stuff in our backpacks we couldn't keep it and had to give it to someone who could use it. That's how I was raised. I never had time to grow attached to physical stuff and don't really see any use for most of the stuff people think are necessities.

>healthy engagement with physical stuff that facilitates relationships

I feel if your relationships are based on a mutual interest in physical things of this world they aren't of God and are already broken.

All of the amazing friends I have now I met randomly through travel adventures, not on some interest-based website.. God brought us together.

That is the problem with the internet where people are constantly looking for someone to talk to that has the same interests/hobbies as they do. It doesn't allow them to build real relationships together that God has destined.
All of those relationships will fall apart and collapse eventually is my belief.

>>6739836
I honestly have like baby fever like 90% of the time. Why? Why can't I just enjoy having the wealth of two male incomes like all the other gays? Why do I have such a strong human desire to raise children?

>>6740106
Oh, right, so you're fucking scatty religious nutter. That explains a lot. Nevermind.

>>6740057
>>6740102
I feel exactly the same way.

>>6740108
Sounds like you're just naturally breeder scum. I'm so sorry.

>>6740027
>implying video games can't be a family activity

I'd probably teach them to play sports and encourage proper physical health too, because I have first hand experience with how a lack of that from my parents messed me up as a kid. I think I'd actually have to make a list, and keep a time table for different activities so that they get the most out of their developmental stages and have a bright future. I'd have to make up dad jokes, and I'd need to learn new skills that I could teach them. Honestly the thought of having kids is kinda stressful when I think about how stressed I'd be about being the perfect parent.

Fuck that, kids are evil and annoying anyway, I hope I never have to raise one.

>>6740106
You know god hates fags, right?

>>6740119
It was the biggest obstacle for me when I came out, knowing that it would make having children 10x more difficult.

>>6740116

Haha..and you're some hellbound perverted freak who is full of sin.

>>6740103

Your mum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yoMAsL4AZo

>>6740137
>full of sin
errybody is full of sin according to the book

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>>6740108
Having kids is expensive and please do not do it if you are on 20 years of age. It is stress that is not needed when you are young.

>>6740102
Or ya know, at that point, say get her fucking pregnant? Only autists refer to impregnation as 'using her egg', you fucking retard.
Using an egg implies harvesting, shitlord

>>6740133

I'm not gay. I'm just here to plant seeds.

Were any of you "in vitro" babies? or created in some lab?

How many of you were created through the NATURAL PROCESS OF SEX BETWEEN MAN AND A WOMAN? HOW MANY OF YOU ARE REAL AND HAVE A SOUL?

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>tfw grossing my doctor out by explaining gay sex to her in depth

tee hee

>>6740144
mirin mummy t.b.h

>>6740146
I'm 24, I've been wanting kids since I was 16. When I get together with a guy I have to hold back on asking him about whether or not he wants children because I don't want to scare him off, but at the same time I want to make sure that if I'm getting involved with a guy that he wants the same thing as me long term.

>It is stress that is not needed when you are young.
I agree. I will only do it when I'm 100% financially stable and able to give my child everything he needs.

But it probably won't happen because finding other gay guys who want children is hard. :(

Does anybody know if there is a dating site for this?

>>6740167
My parents couldn't convince so they took some drugs to help with that, ended up with twins; female and male. male had gyno and female turned out to be lesbian
Thanks science.

I'd probably want to start a family in about 7 or 8 years (I'll be 28) and I think I want to adopt through foster care. I've always dreamed of a family (3-4 children) and I don't really care about passing on my genetics. The thought of a surrogate freaks me out.

>>6740181

I just wonder if babies made through science are still 100% the same as those made the natural way or do they lack a soul/spirit and are therefore robots? Can they still be saved?


I feel those who can't get pregnant should stop being selfish and adopt one of the millions of children around the world.

>Tfw straight
>Tfw when I was in a band I had like hundreds of girls because I was a good singer
>tfw bought a keyboard purely to get laid


Im not even ashamed of myself sex is natural and I want to get laid. I may be old but idc I can at least trick 18 year olds.

>>6740200
>I don't really care about passing on my genetics.
Marry me and pass my genetics instead?

But in all seriousness, if you found a partner who did care about passing on his genetics, would you have your children with his genetics?

>>6740209
Of fucking course they're regular people, you retard.

>>6740149
Wew...

going to see a dick doctor tomorrow about my terminally low libido

wish me luck lads

>>6740167
My mum wasn't supposed to even be able to have children, she supposedly had problems which made her have a ton of miscarriages before I was born, though it was never explained to me how I survived. Just that I almost didn't for awhile. I shouldn't exist.

>>6740240
Could just be her blood type. She 0-?

>>6740240
Salt on the wound is you're gay.

>>6740227
>Of fucking course they're regular people, you retard.

Are you sure about that?

>>6740227
>Of fucking course they're regular people, you retard
Test tube baby confirmed.

>>6740246
Positive; why would you not be?

>>6740246
Yes. Souls aren't real.
Trust me; there's no supur speshul soul that heterosex conjures up and implants into the naturebaby.

>>6740221
Absolutely! But I'd also want to adopt a child in need as well.

>>6740255
I would be very happy with a partner who wants this.

>>6740167
i mean i was just a regular kid conceived by fucking as i imagine most of us are

>>6740234
testosterone deficiency diagnosis incoming

>>6740167
i was made during a druid ritual where the spirit of Phil collins was put inside me
or thats what im told

>>6740243
I dunno, she's been dead for awhile now. Need to ask my grandma about that sort of stuff.

>>6740244
Hell yeah, I was an unholy abomination that fed on the sacrifice of my weakling predecessors and forced my way into this realm. Honestly the weird three sixes birth mark and ability to lift things without touching them is more troubling than the fact I'm gay.

>>6740280
But what if we're irreligious heathen scientists, anon-kun?

... Either way, follow this explanation or the god-independent one; you can into a surrogacy too (probably).

>tfw you're literally one of those low iv pokemon that competitive pokemon players throw out because your genetics are shit.

Why do 99% of the cute homos have to be turbo-gommunists? Nothing is a bigger boner killer than when they go off about fucking hwhite males or gun control.

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>>6740292
Hey bb
>>6740279
I dunno lad, you being gay worries me a bit, that other stuff is a phase.

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>>6740290
Shoulda had better parents. At least HA or nice egg moves. Entirely your falut.

>>6740292
If you think general politics is bad I once had a qt twinkie friend go ape shit on me for saying the masons are better than agatha. He basically said I was a genocidal maniac and that I probably wanted to kill innocent people irl too. It really is a shame that most of them are crazy when it comes to politics.

>>6740355
SEND THEM TO JOIN THEIR
FAMILIES

IN DEEEEEEAAAAAATHH

>>6740355
>masons are better than agatha
Lad i think you need to get your head checked out

everyone is reporting this religious zealot nutcase, right?

>>6740320
>Tfw your mom is basically a low iv ditto

>>6740361
The only thing agafags have going for them is the vanguard laugh.

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>>6740270

hopefully

it would be pretty dope to get free testosterone shots, and i would also feel a LOT better knowing theres a medical reason for this shit and not some kind of fucky psychological problem that would be a lot harder to fix

>>6740412
that looks fucking gross

>>6740412
How does someone with such a built lower body still have no ass

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>>6740292
>tfw all the cute men are turbocommie lefties
>tfw all the log cabins are masc
>tfw conservative masc into fems
will the suffering ever end

>>6740412
how old are you. i'm 19 and i think i have pretty standard libido i fap like 3-5 times a week

>>6740422
I've only ever managed to convert one twink from his gobbunism and it probably only happened because I made him go shooting with me. I guess realizing that guns aren't sentient bloodthirsty babby killers made him question himself.

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>>6740417

the power of steroids

>>6740421

because his hamstrings are so big they effectively overshadow his glutes, making him flatarsed

>>6740432

I'm 18. When I have nothing to do I can fap 5-7 times a week just to pass the time, but i never feel any urge to fap or have sex. when im busy with school or whatever, i can go for weeks without fapping without even meaning to.

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>>6739885

so your parents never took any photos of holidays, birthdays, Christmases, days out etc. to provide a window into the past and help jog beautiful half-forgotten like the biscuit in Remembrance of Things Past and you somehow think that is a good thing? Kek

also if they were stupid enough to buy early 2000s digital cameras no wonder they never took any photos. Even disposable cameras were better for idiot proof quick snaps compared with the poor quality, poor battery life and poor auto-focus(the deep focus prime lenses in disposables and other consumer cameras were better than auto focus) of early digitals

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>>6740444

>communists
>afraid of guns

R E V I S I O N I S M

tfw try to train hard for the first time in 3 months since I got really sick
tfw almost puked and fainted
tfw started seeing stars and my brain kept garbling up words in my head

Being sick is really boring ;-;

>>6740451
Commies only like guns because they can kill dissenters with them.

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>>6740478

>commies only like guns because they can use armed patrols to monitor the behaviour of the police, dissuade police brutality and protect their community from fascism

fixed that little typo for you, comrade
;^)

>>6740488
The commies are the corrupt police friend.

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>>6740500

Remember that the police 40 years ago were massively different from police today.

Nowadays the worst that happens is some unofficial brutality or light harassment - in the 70s and 60s there were literal state-wide anti-Communist police protocols set up by the FBI, under the umbrella codename Op COINTELPRO. You can read the declassified files if you like, but the bulletpoints of the plan are:
>attack the mafia (also known as "La Cosa Nostra") and blame the Communists so the mafia kill/harass communists
>harass and constantly search anyone who visits a communist meeting, tell them that if they stop attending meetings their harassment will stop too
>steal money from Communist safehouses
>publish anti-Communist propaganda
>massively cut funding to communities with Communist-friendly leaders, then blame the resulting downturn on the Communist's management

and this is just US Communists - foreign ones were usually assassinated, poisoned or beaten half to death.

>https://vault.fbi.gov/cointel-pro/socialist-workers-party

Memes aside, although Communism is pretty pointless in 2016, it was battling very real problems back in the bad old days of the 20th Century.

>>6740537
>during the 60/7-'s this happened
Gee wiz right when that forgettable cold war thing was going on.

>>6740557

Just because you are at war with a communist country doesnt mean you can stamp out citizen's right to philosophize and their right to think.

trying to be the thoughtpolice is unconstitutional and morally bankrupt.

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DREAM BOY WON BRONZE

>>6740616
It's easy to say that now that we're free from the threat of Communism.

>>6740688
I'd say communism won in the end really, their cultural marxism and subversion really fucked us up bad. It's like a nightmare, after they fell their tactics were just adopted by globalists.

>>6740682
ahh fuck off with your medals, after the boxing, i don't give a fuck about sports that can't be measured without bias (finish lines, distance etc not points)

>>6740706
Dry your eyes desu.

Why the fuck do you all want kids? You'll just make yourself more miserable. Not to mention wilfully bringing another life onto this shit earth so they can suffer. Please don't.

>>6740724
Edgelords not welcome in gaygen.

>>6740723
ireland has one thing: being able to talk a beating and give a beating. I just want fair dues. whats the point in having events other then track and field if someones just going to buy the event

>>6740700
Nothing wrong with (market) globalization.

>>6740706
Agreed.

>>6740734
>someones just going to buy the event
Ask the Americans, not me lad. I'm surprised we beat the chinks, a nation of 65 million VS a billion.

>>6740730
Fuck off, I'm not being edgy.

>>6740724
Because i don't want to be an old man with no legacy?

>>6740730
Half of gaygens an edgelord.

>>6740742
Yes you are.
>wilfully bringing another life onto this shit earth so they can suffer

>>6740738
yeah, you've always got my back Ann
>>6740741
is that in the horizontal bar eh? a *POINTS* based event
jk

>>6740747
What does your legacy matter? It's not like you'll be around to see it.

>>6740751
That's not edge, there's very few people that don't experience some form of suffering in their lifetime.

Breeding is so amazing and I love it so much but the actual word 'breeding' is entirely gross and totally seedy

>>6740758
China only scores high on medals because they train like fuck for events no one else cares about, they're absolute dog shite at the popular ones.

>>6740761
That pretty much defines all of homosexuality tbqh... Fun but extremely gross.

>>6740765
thats very true, thay have someone in every event. im certain they sports days in school are just figuring out which kids are athletes and pressuring them to train on that sport forever.

>all the shitposters and trips left now were stuck with irisj

>>6740734

Idaho has better potatoes than Ireland.

>>6740772
It's only gross in theory, an erect human penis thrusting in and out of my rectum and ejaculating semen inside it is the greatest pleasure ever when it's happening, but reading that back is weird as hell

>>6740782
could be worse
could be circé
>>6740783
I wouldn't know about that now

>>6740787

It's just like scratching a bug bite. Yeah it's pleasurable to itch a scratch but it doesn't really help the sore go away in fact it may spread or cause it become bigger. A penis won't help the hole inside of your heart which is why most bottoms become addicted to the sensation and end up becoming total whores.

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>>6740806
>A penis won't help the hole inside of your heart
Lad its too late for stuff like that

>>6740806
>A penis won't help the hole inside of your heart
Cuddling does though

>>6740806
That's not a a negative thing within the context of a loving relationship

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>>6740761
>totally seedy

>>6740841
No pun intended!

>Ill never be gay
>Ill never enjoy the feeling of a needy bottom begging for me
>Ill never enjoy the feel of a cute boy rubbing my muscles and hair and saying I like you the way you are
>He will never blow me nightly and say you're perfect the way you are.
>Tfw no cute bf to adopt a kid with
>Tfw straight so will never experience true love
>tfw women aren't programmed to love you
>girls pretend to get beat so they put their bfs in jail.
>tfw you can hit your bf if he acts up


I wish I was gay ._.

>>6740857
Have you tried being gay, at least?

>>6740857
I think you're gay bro

>>6740857
Jeez, I hope you never get a gf with that attitude.

>>6740860
Yes for about a year. Im just not gay its unfair. Women dont appreciate my quality because they date chad and cheat on me and bully me.

>>6740873
>Women dont appreciate my quality because they date chad and cheat on me and bully me.
B E T A
E
T
A

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>>6740853
I actually like the term breeding, gives it an animalistic edge to the idea, like they're savagely fucking you with the primal desire to breed, to put their DNA inside of your body and mark you as their mate

>tfw no bf to breed like a beast and get bred by

I'm going over to my sort of bf's place this Sunday. We've been "seeing" each other for a little over a month and things are going pretty well.

I've been over to his place before and we've had sex, but my question is we both have Sunday off and I'm going over towards the evening. How do I know if it's ok if I stay the night? Should I upfrontly ask or is that weird and I should just infer if it's ok?

>>6740881
You dont understand. You have an entire group that bullies people. I got cucked out of 700 dollars from a girl I lived with. They cheat on everyone bro you're not gay you don't get it. You literally have to be this impossible unbroken figure to be loved. Im talking cold blooded never any emotion whatsoever.

Women are snakes lad.

>>6740881
>Dann
>calling anybody else beta

Weeew

>>6740917
At least I'm a beta faggot, its at least expected
>>6740906
This guy is straight and is still beta

>>6740902
More polite to ask, but I doubt they will care either way unless they're particularly sensitive about it. Don't really lose anything by asking.

>>6740922
Every straight man is beta in a the female dominatef world. We can't win.

>>6740935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmMU_iwe6U

>>6740857
>rubbing my muscles
One of my few kinks actually. I know enough about anatomy to figure out where and how various muscles connect, meaning I know just the spots to squeeze for it to feel great for the other guy. Like rubbing the serratus on the sides of the ribs, or that amazing line along the iliac crest

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I watched suicide squad, I didn't realize that Dreamworks and DC worked together on it.

>>6740942
See like this. I just want to be appreciated that's literally it...girls are ungrateful...why couldn't I have been born gay?


Women are psychopaths...

>>6740953
try conversion therapy

>>6740953
Are you just yanking our chain or do you genuinely believe the whole women are psychopaths thing? I can never tell on here.

>>6740953
There are good and bad girls just as there are godo and bad men. If you'd been "born gay" you'd be whining about all the sleazy old guys or shallow promiscous queens instead, this is about attitude and happenstance rather than sex (as in the trait, not the act)

>>6740961
It's better to believe everyone is just trying to be funny with no sense of humour. I mean it's either that or you're dealing exclusively with the mentally ill.

>>6740965
Lol shut up they are all garbage. Until you are straight you will never understand.
The worst gay man is not as bad as the average woman. Ive hung around both. Women are children in the head.

>>6740961
Yes i do believe it. I have never met a decent woman in my life. They are just predators because they get so much attention.

>>6740957
That's odd. I think I should accept my shit tier fate.

>>6740942
Marry me.

>>6740953
girls dont have 2 b grateful to you, i think expecting something from people you clearly dislike is where u went wrong two be que aych

>>6740948
>>6740971

>>6740906
>falling for a scam artist
sucks 2 b u, friend

>>6740971
Yeah, that's my default course, but the latter wouldn't surprise me.

>>6740980
>I've only met shit women so all women are shit

Well if you want to get all anecdotal about it, the two best people in my life happen to be women. There's more to people than their sex anon.

>>6740987
They should be grateful for me because im great and they should recognize that.

>>6740993
1. wrong
2. didnt ask

>>6740987
Ice cold
why do you not like me horror? what did i do to you? hmm

>>6740985
I'm a bland and socially repressed/distant nerd. I don't think it'd work out, as much as I'd want it to.

>>6741011
youve been consistently unfunny, and not in an ironic or annoying way.

>>6741020
This.

Its really surreal. Its like your whole life is a Tim + Eric sketch.

>>6741020
What the hells annoying funny?

>>6741032
annoyingly unfunny. reread my post.

>>6741032

Like maki for example
He posts his dumb nonsequiters because he is trying to annoy us

Irishanon seems to genuinely think he is funny

Catch me on a platform, floatin'
Gyaldem winer, yeah, no mo' ting
Black, no token
Cannabis smokin'
No, not a yardie, so I put the roach in
I've read books by J.R Tolkien
Jokin', just seen the films

Catch me in the cave on the throne
Sendin' emails on the phone
Yeah I'm fully grown

>>6741013
Damn.
Can I come over for post workout rubdowns at least?

>>6741020
why is someone as ugly as you trying to act sassy and mean?
i thought messed up faced manlets were supposed to make up for it with a decent personality
but you just have an ugly face and make ugly posts
and it's not even the funny kind of mean/ugly like hitler, maki or rugby
it's just a sad attempt to copy them because you have nothing good of your own to contribute to the thread

either fix your personality or fix your broken face you wonky motherfucker
you're the new sadfrog, except not as cute

yo clownshoes are you here?

do you remember how to mash the de broglie relationship into the wave equation to find that the energy of a matter particle wave is double that what it should be?

ive completely fucking forgotten how to explain the thing that the normal wave equation couldnt do + why the Schrodinger Equation had to be invented

>>6741070

i thought you had a bf?

>>6741082

i find horror's posts really funny desu
him + clownshoes make some of my favourite posts

Where can I buy poppers in the UK?

>>6739836
Awwwwww.

>>6741096
>i thought you had a bf?
He won't give me back rubs. :(
Post workout that shit is better then sex.
I asked him today, if later we could give each other back rubs.
>Idk Ann, that sounds like work.

>>6741111

just withhold executive dicking privileges until he agrees to do it

relationships are a lot like international diplomacy- its all about codified language and trade sanctions

>>6741111
>chads cheating on his bf

>>6741082
you sound jealous

>>6741111
Sounds like hes giving his back rubs to someone else
>1111
nice

>>6741111
ouch, that sucks man.
>tfw love to give backrubs
i'm even trained in it, as a masseur that is :3

>>6739836
who here /doesn'ttknowwhattheywant/?
i'm trying to revive my sexuality, so i haven't masturbated in 5 days
i'm trying to have some sort of sex dream or something to figure out what type of guy i want

>>6739836
>>6739836


>Gay Father

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?

FILTH

Some day a rain will come and wash you all off the streets

>>6741123
I always thought you were nice, guess i just confused you and zombii a lot

>>6741096
Nope. I'd have to look it up.

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>>6741130
>Some day a rain will come and wash you all off the streets
If only

>>6741111
Why can't people with bfs just be content with the fact that they have a bf (provided that he isn't cheating/abusive or something)?
Why must people cheat? A bf/husbando may be the best thing that could ever happen to you, and you just throw it away.
It makes me feel really sad for some reason.

>>6741102
You don't want those... Just get some pain resistance and enjoy sex for what it is in the moment.

>>6741130
Thank you for your kind words, I love the rain.

>>6741133
i'm nice sometimes, and the majority of advice i give is legitimately good. its just that some of yall truly refuse to listen until everyone is against you.

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>>6741130
>>6741130
>implying there are homosexuals here
:^)

I genuinely can't cum without something in my butt anymore. Is that bad?

apparently posting dick on mtfg doesn't get you banned after like 5 minutes
>>6741155
I don't think anyone can quantify the value of their own advice tbqh,

>>6741134
dw about it

ill keep bashing my head against it - eventually either the problem or my skull will crack and both ways i wont have to worry about it anymore.

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>>6741133
Me and horror are like sisters. Attached at the hip and literally inseparable! You can barely tell us apart!

>>6741167
> getting banned on lgbt

You only get banned the day after usually.

>>6741167
i can
99% of the relationship questions that happen here come down to "I'm too scared to talk to my boyfriend so I'm asking 4chan for help." Talking about things will almost always help.
The only time I think that was non-intuinative was the guy who wanted to talk with his boyfriend a little less - but he'd have to TELL his boyfriend that first.

>>6741175
they're all just responding to it, like thirsty bitches, disgusting desu
>>6741177
wow so posting generic advice, that everyone says unless they say jke advice, wow incredible.

>>6741121
I would but dicking is a major export, and I'm not sure I can deal with the economic fallout of extreme sanctions with a major trade partner.

>>6741121
>>6741142
Who said anything about cheating?

>>6741124
Don't joke. Q.Q

>>6741126
It does suck. I've only gotten him to do it once. He's never given a back rub before, and it still felt like heaven.

>>6741160
It means you've ascended to greater heights, be proud! You're a true bottom!

Also maybe try going awhile without masturbating anally or otherwise, even with another mans dick, and see a doctor if the problem persists.

1 week of my shitty job left
Then I have even more time to shitpost ;^)

>>6741186
it's good advice regardless, and it's important for people to use their own skillset to resolve a problem because if they face any additional challenges, especially time sensitive ones such as those present DURING a conversation, they need to be able to handle them on their level.
if i told someone what to say word for word, it wouldn't work for them because they'd be unable to follow up/through on the ideas they expressed.
re: irishanon, i'm unsure if he just doesn't understand humor at all or if he doesn't understand this specific boards humor, but he knows that i, and several other people, think he's unfunny and, just as importantly , think its funny to point out that he's unfunny. i don't really see a specific reason to sugar coat either one because he keeps trying despite knowing whats going to happen
i hope this helps you understand my point of view and, most importantly, helps you understand that i'm fundamentally right and that every post i make greatly contributes to this general.

>>6740971
As much as I hate to admit it, he's right.

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>>6741217
ha. ha

I'm gay!

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>>6741239

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>>6741239

>>6741202
>Who said anything about cheating?
Is it an open relationship?
... I mean, I guess that's allowed, but why would you do that if you already have a bf? As they say in botched nihongoes, ippuippusei wa ichiban kawaii da.

>>6741186
/mtfg/ is pretty much just one big role playing general. Everything they like and believe in and who they like is based on who they should feel like they should like. They are literally just straight men on /v/. Plus they are just bad people in general they are just worshipping some fifteen year old kid because "hes the epitomy of beauty". Its literally an average 15 year old kid just talking about school.

I hate that general.

The ftms are like that too they just want to get fucked like a girl. You cant change what you're attracted just because you call yourself something else.

I feel sorry for gays having to br uncludef with trannie stuff.

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HA
I DID IT

Cutest twinks in gaygen?

>>6741277

Reddreadredemption, as long as you don't mind fem flamers

>>6741277
Me.

>>6741277
Jupp and SilentProtagonist
Senpai
RedDread
Ann
Rugby
Wizzy boo

>>6741277
Hitler if you count him as a twink
dann
zombii is pretty okay looking too

>>6741251
Not open. But we've been talking about finding a third for sexy times.

I don't think massages count as cheating. lol
Unless they're a legit kink, and you do them without your bf's knowledge.

>>6741288
If hitlers not a twink than what would he be?

>>6741294
a small human with severe fucked hormone problems

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>>6741290
>Ann hasnt had a threesome yet
>tfw in at least one thing i am more experienced and chaddish that Ann

pls dont have a successful threesome, this is the only thing i have over you and i dont want you to take it away from me

>tfw living the cumslut lifestyle

>>6741296
Well obviously that.

>>6741297
t. Feelgood

>>6741303

no shit

>>6741284
I thought rugby was a bear

>tfw idk what any of the trips look like

>post bodies

>>6741310
Nah, I think I might be the only bear in this general, unless you count spookypuppy but he's technically more of a daddy at this point, a papa bear if you will.

Why do moms always raise their sons like cucks?

Why do they always want their boy to be a nice boy yet they hate the nice boy sexually?

Why can't women do anything right?

When that boy gets cucked by his gf by an asshole chad hes just going to be confused by his moms teaching patterns.

Why are women even bad at being motherly?

>>6741297
Lol, Sorta want to bring it up to bf tonight now.
I will become CHAD DESTROYER OF HOLES.

>>6741311
Who are you quoting?

>>6741266

wtf does any of this mean?

I only know addition, subtraction, division, and multiplication.

>>6741322
I fucking swear some of you posters need to go and stay go back to >>>/r9k/

>>6741311
im like actually fat

>>6741334
dont reply to the bait brah

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>>6741311

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>>6741334
It is just maki crying about how beta he is and why girls dont like him. Ignore him.

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>>6741311

okay!
its taken me an embarassingly long time to get to this point, but w/e

>>6741333

so basically, theres this equation for a travelling wave, which enforces all these relationships between various aspects of the wave, which works fine for "classical" waves like water waves, strings, etc etc.

However, on a quantum level, it breaks down. what my maths is showing, is that if you have a particle wave, theorised by de Broglie, and you apply the wave equation's constraints to it, you find that the kinetic energy of said particle is mv^2.

Problem is, it SHOULD be 0.5mv^2 - my working shows that the 18th centrury wave equation is slightly wrong and needs to be adjusted, because when applied to quantum mechanics its off by a factor of 2.

The corrected equation is known as Schrodinger's Equation, if you want to look further into the topic - its really very interesting!

>>6741323
>Lol, Sorta want to bring it up to bf tonight now.
It may (just may) ruin your relationship, though... I've heard poly has an extreme tendency to do that...

Please take into consideration the ichiban kawaii, for the sake of occasional back rubs and futari de sugoi sex.

>>6741344
Your hips are huge, dude.

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>>6741336

hey i recognise that image

>>6741323

DONT
i need this man, cmon

>>6741344
get a haircut

>>6741351
Honestly what is this photoshopped rubbish? Nobody will believe this.

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>>6741349

oh yeah, i know

if it werent for my pesky Y chromosome i would be the best at childbirth

>>6741354

i noticed that my FWB likes curling it around his fingers and playing with my hair after sex, so i kinda want to leave it alone for his sake

it is getting a bit silly though

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>>6741333
It's machine code.

>>6741335
>bait

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>>6741349

the bright side though is that i have a really good base for heavy deadlifts, and i have favourable muscle insertions for my glutes, making my butt look nicer

obviously the downside is that i look like two different people sewn together at the waist, but you can't have everything

>>6741367
all posts i dont like are made by maki and are bait

>>6741359
get a mullet

>>6741359
jesus you make my legs look small in proportion

>>6741349
thats because he transitioned :^)
http://i.imgur.com/0gLMxvc.jpg

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>>6741344
>attractive and intelligent
Well at least you're shorter than me, punk.

>>6741384
God a female tranny feelgood would be perfect... when will he finally hit the titty skittles?

>>6741384
WHO IS THIS

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>>6741383

when i first had sex like pic related, the other guy kept dropping my legs cause he couldn't get his hands properly around my calves, which i thought was pretty funny and flattering in a weird way

the main downside of disproportionate legs though is that i can't wear jeans or other skinny trousers, which massively sucks

>>6741409
u can wear jeggings xD

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>>6741414

i have a pair of compression trousers im too shy to wear without shorts for now - those are like extraslutty jeggings for men

>>6741408
it's feelgood in his true sissy form

>>6741434
Feelgood posted dick picture? Why does he look so different and why does everyone here look like nerds?

>>6741448

hes memeing you you silly goose

thats not me, and im not a transsexual. he's just messing around.

>>6741448
>why does everyone here look like nerds?
>nerds on 4chan
CRAZY

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>>6741311
Permatwink

>>6741359
Mirin quad development.
What's your squat at?

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What a nice night, perfect time to have horribly sad feelings about my qt ex.

>>6741456
>Permatwink
same famm

>>6741450
Why are you denying your transsexuality, FeelGood? It's okay, we won't judge you. You can't hide your hormone induced puffy nips forever, baby. Some day you're going to have to be your true self.

>>6741359
I am literally wearing the same underwear as you atm

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>>6741456

In February it was at 125kg.

But since then I broke my spine and wasn't allowed to work legs for a few months, and my gym's squat rack and leg press both broke for like a month after i got back. I squatted for the first time in ages last week, and struggled to hit 90kgx5.

So right now its pretty low, but i think ill recover back to my old best weight fairly soon.

also i dont understand how the fuck im supposed to get that sweet lower pec definition you have, its super annoying.

>>6741473

hi five

I love women they make me feel so good im glad I have a gf : )

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>>6741344
>so basically, theres this equation for a travelling wave, which enforces all these relationships between various aspects of the wave, which works fine for "classical" waves like water waves, strings, etc etc.
>However, on a quantum level, it breaks down. what my maths is showing, is that if you have a particle wave, theorised by de Broglie, and you apply the wave equation's constraints to it, you find that the kinetic energy of said particle is mv^2.
>Problem is, it SHOULD be 0.5mv^2 - my working shows that the 18th centrury wave equation is slightly wrong and needs to be adjusted, because when applied to quantum mechanics its off by a factor of 2.
>The corrected equation is known as Schrodinger's Equation, if you want to look further into the topic - its really very interest


My brain can't process this. Simplify it?

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>tfw he finally replied
>he wants to make a suicide pact and he's dedicated to the cause

it's finally happening I'm so excited!

>>6741482

it turns out that what works for big things doesnt work so well for teeny things

just like sex really

>>6741474
How'd you manage to break your spine?>>6741480
Post gf pics.

>>6741359

can you post a dick pic? What does it look like? I imagine you're thick and you have nice low hangers. Are you uncircumcised?

>>6741492
Lol
How many people?

>>6741493
Explain further how sex doesn't work on a quantum scale. Also how relativistic sex works.

>>6741505
just one, i found him saying he wanted to make a pact with someone in my area on a certain site and emailed him, didn't know if he would reply

i need to get out of this hellhole, this is the encouragement i need, plus i wanna see if i can get him to buy a proper kit because im too cheap and lazy for anything but a bag of charcoal

>>6741492
>>6741505
>>6741525
Clueless, innocent khv reporting.
W-what are you talking about? What is a suicide pact?

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>>6741530
It's a wonderful magical thing where two likeminded people come together with a common goal; freedom! It might not always be for love, but sometimes you just need someone to have your back, a friend who knows how you feel and shares your values, someone willing to engage in the wonderful activity of promising to free yourselves together with.

Are you a lonely, kissless, handholdless ugly virgin? Do you have no hope for the future and feel despair at the fact you're still alive when you wake up in the morning? Well this is a group activity sure to get you up and socializing, with death himself! Suicide pacts are fun for the whole family. Join one today!

>>6741502

>>6741520

on a quantum level, your dick can spontaneously enter someones butt via quantum tunnelling, provided the microstates where your dick is in his ass is a significant proportion of the macrostate - by the second law of thermodynamics over time your dick will tend towards being in his ass

relativistically on the other hand, the lorentz contraction means that as you go really fast, your dick shrinks in length by the Lorentz factor.

>>6741496

i had microfractures from weightlifting, which then contributed to a proper fracture after i got hit by a car while cycling

>>6741525
What did he make a craigslist or something?

I fully support it anon because life doesn't get better no matter how much you try.

>>6741568
nah i was searching up pro suicide sites and i came across him on a link to one that got shut down(because the government hates you and you're a slave forced to be a part of this society whether you like it or not)

>>6741553
Oh...
Don't kill yourself anon kun you have so much to live for and...
Fuck it; I see suicideposters every day on /r9k/. Nothing is worth killing yourself over, but it's not like I can stop you by typing "You have so much to live for onii-chan!" on 4chan.
I mean, try a suicide prevention line or something - I have no idea who or where you are so it's not like I can call one for you.

Suicide posters please get help.

>>6741561
I guess time-dependant sex is, like, where you only have 10 minutes or something.

>>6741492
>>6741553
Please don't do it, Anon.

>>6741561

quantumly tunnel your dick pic to me

WHy don't you have a /fit/ bf yet?

>>>/fit/38332630
>>>/fit/38333749
>>>/fit/38334650
>>>/fit/38334977
>>>/fit/38335405

>>6741610
Social interaction with strangers doesn't happen in England. If you don't know someone you don't talk to them.

>>6741574
>nothing is worth killing yourself over
What if I just want to kill myself? What if I just want to go to sleep and never wake up? Sure, there are plenty of reasons to fucking despise my disgusting piece of shit self on both a physical and mental level, or find my shitty constantly decaying life a ball of ever expanding stress tiresome, but that is all just a contributing factor, what if I'm just following my dreams and achieving my goals? Some people want to be billionaires, some want to climb a mountain, I want to stop existing and not even have to worry about it because my consciousness ceases to exist.

Life being sacred or important to the point where even the owner of that life isn't allowed to end it is nothing more than a disgusting meme designed to stigmatize freedom of choice in the direction of your own life. You should be more supportive of suicide, just because you wouldn't do it doesn't mean other people should be judged like this.

>>6741561
Marry me physicsbro
Love is the fifth fundamental force

>>6741610

because im not /fit/ enough

when i hit 1/2/3/4 i will be strong enough for a fit bf, not before them

>>6741619
also this, although with exercise culture its a bit different

i was stopped on the street 2 days ago by a shopkeep who wanted to know why he hadn't seen me run past his store on my way to the gym for the last few months (i was injured)

felt good to be noticed desu, it felt a bit like that one scene in Rocky

>>6741623

since the unification of the electromagnetic force and the weak force into the electroweak force, there are only 3 fundamental forces

so you should say that love is the 4th fundamental force i think

and sure, lets get married
might be fun

>last three bfs dump me
>first because he never loved me and was just trying to see if he could
>second cheated on me
>third never even liked me and was trying to get back at his ex
I think the problem was never them in the first place. It's always just been me. Selfish to think anyone could love me. Just better off gone
Disgusting filth

>>6741621
Well, you're going to die anyway. You might as well do some other fun shit for 60-80 years, give or take, first.
Just don't get into bugchasing and gift giving - it makes HIV research so much harder, and I can't imagine you'd want to make peoples' jobs needlessly harder.

>>6741344
Well the classical wave equation works well for light i.e. photons which are relativistic massless particles. The Schrodinger equation works for massive non-relativistic particles.

In relativity E = m c^2 but in classical physics E = 1/2 m v^2

>>6741640
What if you don't really derive joy from anything? No point sticking around then, is there?

>>6741640
>well you're gonna die anyway, might as well suffer in this hell for 60 more years while trying to chase after transitory pleasures that will always be accompanied by greater pain than they're worth

Nah senpai, I think I got this.

someone post feelgoods dick pic

>>6741659

yeah

i sort of garbled my explanation - when i said "particle wave" i meant massive particles acting as a wave according to the de broglie hypothesis

>>6741671

ive never posted my dick here i dont think

>>6741671
She doesn't have one yet

>>6741634
Where are you from?

>>6741676

I live in London

>>6741674
>ive never posted my dick here i dont think

what is wrong with it?
it's okay if it's small :3

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Tomarrow in going to meet up with this cute guy i met online. And its going to be my first time. Im not gonna lie iv been pretty sheltered when it comes to this stuff. Im really nervous to the point where im shaking.

What should i do?

>>6741682
Ganbatte, onii-chan.

>>6741682
Date him for six months before sex.
Trust me, it's weeellllllllll worth the wait.

>>6741682
What are you doing with this guy?

>>6741695

>homos waiting six months before sex


Yeah, like that ever has happened.

>>6741681

nah its just kind of boring and normalsized

its like 5.7x5.7 iirc, nothing to shout home about

>>6741682

dont stress
just be honest about it - if anything he'll probably find your inexperience kinda cute

good luck!

>>6741697
Date. But things are probably going to lead on from there...

>>6741700
I dunno. I'm gonna try to wait at least that long if I ever get the bf.
It helps to solidify the relationship so he'll never break your heart and leave you, like every other asshole in your life.

>>6741679
That's kind of far away, but still on the same continent. We should get married fast before Brexit actually happens.

>>6741671

Here's his ass creampied after taking two dudes loads:
http://i.imgur.com/rphBcij.png

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>>6739836
Thank god the faggot adopted daughter or he would have raped the poor child.

>>6741705

>5.7 x 5.7

sounds perfect desu

>>6741344
Despite failing Physics I managed to understand everything you said

>>6741724

then you didnt fail Physics

the important thing isnt the piece of paper you get at the end, its the knowledge you walk away with

your grade doesnt matter half as much as your understanding

>>6741718

my butt is way fuzzier than that
nice try

>>6741705
What are the implications of the error in the equation? I'm taking all my physical chemistry and modern physics next semester so I'm mostly only acquainted with charges, entropy and chemical interactions.

>>6741738

just that the old wave equation was outdated, and needed to be slightly updated for the 20th century by Schrodinger for quantum mechanics to be mathematically modellable

>>6741737
Haha well I wished my Physics teacher put it that way

>>6741742
Ooooh okay, you were doing the derivation of the original error. I thought you had discovered it independently or something. Much sense makes more now.

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>>6741737

I need a fuzzy butt to bone right now.

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>>6741762
Me too desu senpai

What do you think of the type of body in pic related?

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>>6741713

good call

i sang you a positive, uplifting and romantic song btw (might be kinda loud)
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rChTimGlmq

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>>6741311
contain the jelly pls

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I love my bf. :3

>>6741778
Feels:uplifted. Maybe it really is posible to find true love on 4chan

>>6741796
I love your bf too.

>>6741813
>>6741813
>>6741813
>>6741813

>>6740103
Didn't your dad pay for bicycle lessons for you

He couldn't even be bothered to teach you how to ride a bike holy shit

>>6741795
thats not you bb
but very handsome guy