Cis LesGen

43 cis lesbian here. sitting at work waiting for a big meeting (bonuses???) yeah!

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>tfw no older mature lesbian qt to take you to all the best dive bars

i am young teach me your ways and let me be your trophy butch

>>6739013
>trophy butch
Only femmes are a worthy catch. Everyone knows how slutty butches are and they deserve no love.

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>>6739016
so we reverse it. so maybe there's multiple. we just stand behind our femme leader and flex every once in a while, make her look good and follow her like a hyperqueer entourage. in turn we make HER the trophy.

or something.

>>6739024
So I'd be a butch harem for older femme?

>>6739016

am I the only one who thinks lesbians with a partner count above 3 under the age of 25 are disgusting sluts?

>>6739030
Yes, what the fuck lmao

>>6739027
there you go. i'd be down.

>>6739030
>Age 22
>Partner count 12
Oopsie....

>>6739036

post your stats ladies

Age 21
Partner count: 2

i am n-not ugly just shy i promise

>>6739046
brand new 22
3 and a fuckbuddy

>>6739046
Age: 21
Partner count:
2 girlfriends
4 friends with benefits
2 BDSM session slaves

>>6739046
21
Relationship with 3 people
Slept with 4

>>6739046
Age: 24
Partner count: 1 gf, been together 6 years

>>6739058

can you see yourself staying with her for ever ?

Someone post pics already, I want to be jealous and know exactly what I'm missing out on

>>6739063
Maybe? I mean I'm soon graduating and big changes are coming when we both enter job markets but I'm positive that our relationship will survive.

>>6739016
not true. i consider myself a soft butch and had plenty of older women as partners. i think they think they are taking a walk on the wild side having a butch on their arm.

>>6739030
I was well into double digits by 25. into triple digits now that i'm 43

>yes, disgusting slut

age: 21
partner count: 0
Prepared to die alone

>>6739191
do you need a butch harem by any chance

>24
>0
I deserve it.

>>6739226
I'll be your number one :)

>>6739191

wew your pair bond ability must have been obliterated by number 10

>>6739276
not really. i separate relationships and casual buddies pretty easily. i prefer the former to the latter but but when Ms Right isn't there, Ms. Right Now will do just fine.

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>>6739046
Age 18
Partner count 0
>tfw about to miss out on teenage love

>>6739293
>tfw 17 in high school
>dating 16 y.o volleyball player
>sweet teenage love
>"a-anon, I want you."
>caress her hair and slowly remove her clothes
Not giving you perverts any more info but have some greentexting

>>6739292

desu no woman with one ounce of self respect would want to be with someone who clearly doesn't see sex as an intimate bond that shouldn't just be done with anyone

but yeah sluts to the sluts I guess. I know why i despise the lesbo scene. unnecesary drama and disfunctional human specimen like you whose life is just a fuckfest

>>6739317
oh man i can totally see why you picked lesgen to visit then, right up your alley whooo yup whoooiiiiiiiiii

>>6739317
preach it, sister.

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How does lesgen feel about Daisy Ridley? I'd let her use the force on me.

>>6739193
Me too, anon, me too.

>>6739257
Are you trying to trick me, succubus?

>>6739358
More she's normie trying to seduce a NEET.

>>6739372
Why though? No glory in having a NEET trophy.

>>6739448
NEET isn't a trophy wife, silly. NEET is a practical solution. For example, colleges girls might want to focus on their studies and career. No time for dating and university LGBT circles jerk together and oh, the drama.

So the rational and logical answer is to acquire a NEET gf/concubine. They crave affection and love, which do you. They're also pervy af so sex is almost always available. Maintenance is easy and any left overs from dining halls are suitable nutrition. Just make room for their computer and enjoy your semi-slave gf.

>>6739457
You mean a housewife, basically.

>>6739317
WTF is wrong with you? Sex and love can be one and the same, or they can be completely separate. I enjoy sex and have had multiple partners. I have also had a few long-term monogamous relationships.

Sorry some of us left the kitchen anon.

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>>6739479

>she fell for the sexual liberation meme

Sorry some of us grew up in stable families and experienced what a fulfilling life can be with your partner if you haven't slutted it up in your life

>>6739479
Idk how it can be liberating to have no strings attached sex with multiple strangers.
You turn yourself into a public toilet , everybody will put their genitals near you and leave some of their body fluids in/on you. I think that's disgusting but to each their own. I just hope you're honest to the girl who wants a long term relationship with ya.

>>6739501
never said it was "liberating". it's just fun.

>>6739550

>come on let's do drugs it's fuuuuuun
>come on let's gamble all our money away it's fuuun
>come on let's fuck around this night with complete strangers it's fuuuun

all this things are fun in the short term but will fuck you up mentally in the long term. every decent person gets that but whateva we are on a mongolian embroidery forum so i just want to show you how stupid you are and laugh my ass pf for the next 10 minutes

>>6739550
you implied it with you left the kitchen comment.
I can be a modern women without sucking several dicks/clits.

>>6739474
Housewife probably drinks too much and would be the neighbourhood cougar, always after young meat.

But I mean qt nerdy NEET <3

>>6739561
Lots of humans choose the fun before rational. Hence why the average patient is a fat fuck who drinks and smokes.

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Age 24
Count 1 d/s play partner

>>6739564
>I can be a modern women without sucking several dicks/clits.
And I can be a modern woman while sucking several clits.

>>6739561
I do a lot of things for fun. I ride a mountain bike. I run and work out. And I like sex for fun.

Never thought /lgbt would be so prudish.

how can a gay guy get a lesbian as bestfriend?

>>6738986
>Add these to your filter list:
>"Muh safe spaces!"

You're pretty much on the same level as rad fems. Hypocrite.

Sex with girls is the coolest fucking thing. If you don't want that, aight.
It's nothing to imply value over having done it a certain amount of times.

27
0
kill me

>>6739576
Where do I apply?

When I first started on 4chan, I was in grade school. (Maybe middle school in bigger districts, we didn't have one).
AOL had parental controls, so I was running on Internet Explorer. Didn't know about 'noko' at the time, so I was always duplicating tabs before I replied so I wouldn't lose my post. Only ever shitted up /b/ for a long while before exploring other boards.
Once the whole captcha thing got started, I nearly got myself in trouble a few times in class/with people, I got so used to typing out 'nigger' every time.

What of the new upgrades do you guys use?
I've got everything turned off save for quote hovering and YouTube links embedded.

>>6739561

i bet your partner count is so low because no one can even get a finger into that uptight cunt of yours

>>6739046
Age:26
Count: 2

I'm shy AND ugly!

>>6739046
Age 23
Partners 2

Kiss a decent amount, but couldn't parlay it into sex save for two.
>play Quizzo with old man at bar, we win but fuck that
>girl had come in and just sat next to us for last round
>says we should play doubles for pool
>don't know how to play, tell her she'd have to show me
>puts her arms around me while I shoot, pressing herself into me
We visited multiple bars that night, talked a lot, made out on the street. She gave me her number and asked me to text her when I got some so she knew I wasn't dead.
I fucking put the number in my pocket, along with the tail of my tshirt by accident, so when I stood up at some point, lost that number forever.

I don't even remember her name.
:^(

>>6739912
>kill me

You sound desperate.

So just how desperate are you?

>Age:20
>Partners:0
>tfw when you are so femme nobody hits on you because nobody thinks you are gay

>>6740161
You could get an 'attention kiss' at any point, though. Won't be ideal, but you get some make out action.

>>6739046
Age: 23
Partners: 5
I fall for people too easily :c

>>6739962
>Didn't know about 'noko' at the time, so I was always duplicating tabs before I replied so I wouldn't lose my post
Holy fuck, that takes me back. Extensions have been around so long by now that I completely forgot this was a thing, it took me a minute to put together what you were even talking about. It seems absurd now.

I use the native extension pretty liberally. Thread updater, image hover, inline quite links and previews, quick reply, navigation arrows, keyboard shortcuts, links...
Crazy to remember it used to be so simple.

I'm all nostalgic now. All the porn on /b/ is what made me first realise I was gay.

>>6740201
Nah, I was more about those banner ads that used to be on Stickman Murder Mysteries.
Completely innocent (and maybe still good) game, and yet there where posters of lesbians making out all along the bottom.

>>6740161
>so femme nobody thinks you as gay
Would you like to be my gf?

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>Moralfag prudes
>in MY lesgen?
>it's more likely than you think
I'm frequently accused of prudishness but this is some next-level shit.

>""""""cis"""""" lesgen

Why do you use the term partners? Just use gf. If you aren't a Goldstar go jump off a bridge right now.

>>6740161
I have the same problem!
We should date and confuse people.

>>6740124
This is physically painful to read.

>>6740558
Because not everyone I've slept with has been my gf

>>6740613
I know. Maybe we could have fucked if I put that number in a different pocket.

Okay, single lesgen, post your 'dating profile'.
Other single lezies, pls respond to post.

>age/location
>What you look like
>What should she look like

>>6740646
Why bother? The only East Coast shitposters are in NY.

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>>6740645
Then put chicks. Duh.

>>6740660
Some are in NC

>>6740679
NC is shit, senpai. Jersey is sole mattering state. Fuck Delaware.

>>6740646
>20/SC
>5'4, brunette, femme, olive skin tone, long brown hair, almond shaped brown eyes, look scarily like hope sandoval from mazzy star
>femme

>>6738994

Would you date a 26-year-old?

>>6740646
>26/Disney World
>5'5, long brown hair, brown eyes.
>femme-baby butch

I'm usually in the discord.

>>6740687
Yeah I don't have any knowledge about the east coast. We just concern ourselves with Washington and Cali.

>>6739036
>>6739191

Bisluts.

Age 26
GF count: 4
Sex partner count: 5

>>6740646
>22/ London
>5'7, Medium long brunette hair(usually in messy ponytail); green eyes and eyeglasses
>femme and ramen is my basic nutrition, so I'm skinny and flat chested af.
I want abs but I don't have money for gym nor do I have time to eat properly ):

>>6739912

Hey, I'm about to turn 26 and still a KV. Wanna force an awkward morning meeting into a night neither of us will ever forget, for reasons that may be good or actually quite awful?

>>6740728
>Bisluts.
Nope. Gold Star.

>>6740713
>Would you date a 26-year-old?
Define "date". Hang out? Have some fun? Have sex with? Sure.

Long term relationship? I actually prefer older women.

>>6740815
>I actually prefer older women.

Fuck, even the older women prefer older women...

'>>6740815

Okay, the twelver maybe. No way the other poster has fucked 100 women.

>>6740770
>nor do I have time to eat properly ):
Just eat less, and with the time you gained by eating one portion instead of 3, do cardio shit

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Guys i just came out, i'm 18 and i have no idea what i'm doing. Any advice?

>>6740646
>43-Massachusetts
>5'7" 130# short black hair, athletic (running, working out, riding), motorcycles, soft butch
>looking for femme or soft butch, into exercise, HWP or close to it, fellow rider (must have own bike), my age or older

>>6740840
If we weren't knew enough about how to live to give you good advice we wouldn't be the kind of life failures who post on 4chan.

>>6740840
My advice is don't listen to advice and just do whatever the fuck feels right to you.

>>6740830
>'>>6740815 (You)
>Okay, the twelver maybe. No way the other poster has fucked 100 women.

I am the other poster and 100+ is correct. I'm 43, started sexual activity when I was 17. That's about 25 years active. 4 per year is a lot lower than what I've done.

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>>6740845

>43 or older
Good luck with that. I'm 25 and I feel a little old on here.

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>>6738986
Oldfags? Sounds like the right thread for me...

>>6740858
Are you hot or do you just have really low standards?

How do you get with all those women and still not find one that's a good long-term match?

P.S post your motorcycle

>>6740770
>>nor do I have time to eat properly ):
Bullshit. No one wants to, that's it.
Get home from work and prepare three meals. Gonna suck the first night where you've actually gotta make four, but after that, you're already set on dinner before you even get up that day.
Eat when it's time to eat, and not when you're hungry, even if you've gotta choke that shit down.

Food is not primarily entertainment. It can be, but not until you've got it under control.

>>6740882
Because they don't want to?
Fucking is fun.

>>6740896

They said they prefer relationships read the goddamn thread stupid normie

reee.

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>>6740882
>Are you hot or do you just have really low standards?
Admittedly more the latter than the former. But I live in a liberal city so finding lesbians and bi girls isn't that hard.
>How do you get with all those women and still not find one that's a good long-term match?
I've had 3-4 longer-term relationships. Always with older women. Yes, I have mommy issues. When those relationships have faded I still want to have sex.
>P.S post your motorcycle
Thought I had a picture on my phone but don't so pic related is a stock photo.

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>>6740932

Well damn you better lower your standards a little because you ain't gonna be finding older single women to date when you're 50.

Those are some skinny-ass wheels. I was hoping for more like picrelated.

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>>6740966
>wanting to ride a ninja bike

>>6740966
>Those are some skinny-ass wheels. I was hoping for more like picrelated.

I can't do 200 miles per day on picrelated. Besides, a former "friend" hooked me up on this bike. Wasn't what I was looking for but the price was too hard to ignore.

And yes my standards may have to change.

>>6741008

Sources tell me the best way to get over age issues is to post your /fit/ body on cislesgen for 18-27 year olds to drool over and compliment you on...

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>>6740977
>not liking ninjas
Über shit taste. I'm literally saving money to buy a Kawasaki Ninja soon.

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>>6740646
>22/central OR
>chubby/stocky butch
>like femmes and softbutches who are taller than me (not hard, 5'4) and butches/studs who are dominant but not mean. not too picky.

uhhhh i have a twin. i can juggle.

Do any of you have experience with the app HER? I'm thinking about using it because I'm too autismo to find or talk to qts irl, and I wanted to know if it's good, or if there are any better online dating options out there.

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>tfw you're butch and have a hyper unusual androgynous name

im.a flaming homosexual not a strange lookin dude

does anyone else happen to suffer this?

>>6741343
Is your twin qt?

>>6741462
oh man thats mean

>>6741462
>>6741484
Samefag yikes

>>6741402
I downloaded it, but in my area it was full of pansexuals/bisexuals/couples wanting threesomes with about 4 lesbians. I also saw people I knew in real life who don't know I'm gay and I chickened out and deleted it.

>>6741459

Kind of but I am more andro than anything else. My last name can be interpreted as a man's name. This happened last week.

>go to hospital
>man at the front desk asks for my name
>tell him my last name name like "brandon"
>is that your name OR your last name.
>mfw I got clothes on who sjow my athletic body shape and boobs

Usually it doesnt bother me to get the gender questions but that was plain retarded

>>6741550
i think those ones suck the most cause you can tell they're doing it just to be mean but can never really prove it cause technically you do look andro

i have a very unusual and androgynous first+last name so getting humiliated trying to prove i have a vagina is like a once a month thing, sometimes i really want to change it but my mom loves it so much and i love my mom :/

>>6741566
i wish I cared about my mom that much. Anybody here with shitty moms?

>>6740879
This here is CIS lesgen sir

>>6741580
i had a really bad relationship with my mom for years to the point i moved out of state, its only been recently that we've gotten along so well and even then it took a near-death experience to knock some sense into both of us. i definitely know how it feels, and i'm sorry you're going through it anon. i wish you only the most comfort and ease around her.

>>6740879
If that's you please dom me

>>6741501
I promise I'm not her... ;_;

I was just thinking of the possibility of twincest is all.

>>6741607
not the samefag anon but i'm not about twincest, sorry anon. ironically my twin's femme and like 5'8 so we do get mistaken for a couple a lot and it's annoying lol

>>6741566

I was misgendered so often in my life it stopped hurting around age 15 but yeah I got my fair share of humiliating
moments

>sitting in train with my coat on
>little girl sits across me
>looks at me with intense gaze
>asks mom if I am a girl or boy
>mother looks slightly uncomfortable
>after 10 seconds she calmly responds "a girl"

I don't even look manly. It's probably just my body language :(

>>6741617
I don't think I'm over one trauma.
>change shcool and everything at 12 years old
>don't know anyone, shy as fuck
>gym class, have to go into changing rooms
>one girl tells me the boys should go into the other room
>spent the two hours of the class crying under the stairs

>>6741669

The pain of those moments will never truly stop, just dull away. But when I get misgendered nowadays I just see the good side.

Either you are a cute andro girl for them or a good looking twink who can make them question their sexuality. Just makes it a bit less awkward when you are confident enough to just step aside their intrusive question

>>6741597
I never really had a good female figure in my life because Mom was wasted on the floor and I had to find my own idols and figure out who I was (and who I am now) by myself. Now all of a sudden Mom just wants to be my bff again? I tell her about me and she gave me the "you have time to change your perspective..." speech and I can't stand her. Do I just try to keep the peace or tell her to fuck off?

>>6741617
>>6741669
it happened so often when i was younger that i've still got major self esteem issues to this day, every time it happens it just sort of says to me, "you're not even decent enough to look like your own gender"

i try to embrace the butch look and "pride" as much as possible so it tips people off but it still happens regularly

>10-11
>just got 'cute pixie haircut'
>in girl scouts, mom's the troop leader
>sitting at booth at some college fair
>group of firefighters come over, looking concerned
>wants to know if the young boy sitting at the booth wants to go outside and look at the fire engines, doesn't want him to be bored with all these girls
>realise they're talking about me
>my mom tries to tell them i'm a girl and the troop leader's daughter
>firefighters keep trying to clarify they meant her son, point at my sister, say "HER brother, NOT her"
>other kids catch on, mom tells the firefighters to fuck off
>other girls start mimicing them around me
>"does HE want to go see the firetrucks? is your BROTHER bored? hahahaha"
>run to the bathroom
>sob until mom comes looking for me

ironically i won a free haircut from a really expensive salon at a raffle at that fair, i tore it up and didn't cut my hair again until my senior year of high school

>>6741711
sorry, before i respond, for clarification by "tell her about me" do you mean coming out? what exactly does she mean by chance your perspective?

I'll pamper you and make you feel like a real woman, andro anons.

>>6741669
>>6741728

>go on date with qt
>just had hair cut pretty short
>waiter comes up from behind, asks if miss would like a drink
>and then sir

I dont really mind but come on man, you were standing alongside me and could easily see the (admittedly modest) boobs goin on here.

>>6741823
w h e r e y o u a t

>>6741537
>couples
Is there a button to report those kinds? It should be exclusively female.

>one chance at life
>attracted to women
>while black
>oh, and socially awkward

Life is suffering.

>>6742140
How's it being a black lesbian? I'm just curious because a hated minority inside a hated minority must be tough

>21
>only ever had 1 gf that lasted for two months and all we did was kiss, eat together, and hold hands
>s-she broke my heart ;_;

>>6742183
Her best hope is to be a fetish. That said. If anon is fit I want to hit it.

>>6742140
Heeeeey I'm in the same boat. Don't worry, there's like a 7% chance we'll find true love

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>>6742183
Well, I'm only 18 and still in the closet (and will probably remain there for the rest of my life or I until I move very far away from everyone I know). I'm well aware though that my dating pool is almost nonexistent. So yeah, that should be fun when I finally muster up the courage to date...

>>6741739
Yeah I meant coming out lol. And I think she meant that it's just a phase and yadah yadah.

>>6742233
Oh yay :3
I'd say 7% is a stretch though lol but yeah that little bit of hope is there

>>6742281
dude move to maine we got lotsa community up here

>>6742357
I'm actually just a couple states down from there (New York)

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>>6739046
>Age: 24
>Partner count: 0

I could sit here and make up all the excuses I want, but the reality is that I'm just an awkward loser.

>>6742411
idk im 18 too but im out and everyone doesn't hate me lol. Maine is pretty great. Of course I don't shout "IM A BIG FUCKING GAY" off the roof tops but generally people here receive it well.

>>6742281
Is the black community LGBT-friendly?

>>6742449
Well aren't you lucky lol. Even your family was cool with it? I feel like mine would talk so much shit

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>go to /cislesgen/ discord chat
>google a few usernames to see who are these girls
>reddit and forum accounts appear
>the first two I google are both transgirls

>>6742585
Depends. The SJW types are super accepting of gays (and like half of the women label themselves as "queer"). The ones who are less aware of social issues are some of the most homophobic people I've ever come across.

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>>6742632
Oh really? Which ones?

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>>6742590
Well my family's sorta numbed to the concept because my uncles gay, close friends are gay, and a few aunts on my moms side are. I'm really sorry your in that position tho :( If you do come out tho make sure nobodys gonna kick you out or something because some people are that fucked. And if they don't kick you out.. who the hell cares what they think?

>>6742632
/r/actuallesbians is maybe 85% bi, which makes the name very ironic. A lot of trans lesbians, too.

>>6739046
Age: 19
Partner Count: 7
Slept with: 3

>>6742672
That's awesome to hear. No one in my family is openly gay so I imagine things going totally different. They wouldn't go as far as kicking me out but they're pretty fucking shady and passive aggressive

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>>6742632
>tfw kicked out of discord chat for having anime avatar

>>6738986
35 yo lesbian checking in

>>6743230
Single? Not fat?

>>6743278
Single
For me i think im fat. But everyone else says im musclely

>>6740646
>21/Arizona
>I'm soft butch/"chapstick"
>Not too picky but she should be not fat and not overly femme

>>6743334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxYQQoYfMtQ

>>6742221
I'm in the exact same boat. Am I screwed since im 21 and haven't had a "real" gf?

>>6743434
yes

>>6743390
That's obviously me.

>>6743434
Hey man i'm 25, same boat

But I was in denial about how much i preferred women over men, and i even fucked/dated guys I didn't like to validate my sense of femininity. I was drunk constantly for my slut phase (i will wear that identifier proudly if i ever go through that again) and didn't realize that the reason i couldn't fuck guys sober was because I WAS NEVER INTO THEM

so here i am and shit

>>6741459
My name is unisex until you realize how it's spelled

I have a super andro face but hit the fem feature jackpot, super full lips and gorgeous eyes with naturally long lashes

Been misgendered a lot, especially when I used to wear band /didn't work out and have squat glutes. I used to get really angry about it. It's happened like once recently... I was wearing a big hoodie, so. Idk, people are idiots. I just need to remember that I'm still adorable.

>>6743753

Wear band tshirts*

Phone a shit

>>6743753
Andi pls go

>>6743769
Wrong number

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>>6739331

>>6740845
>>>6740646
>>43-Massachusetts
>>5'7" 130# short black hair, athletic (running, working out, riding), motorcycles, soft butch
>>looking for femme or soft butch, into exercise, HWP or close to it, fellow rider (must have own bike), my age or older

This could work with me (I ride and have two bikes) but I'm 19 and half way around the world.

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>>6740977
>>>6740966
>>wanting to ride a ninja bike
>Calling a Ducati a Ninja

Coming out stories!

Mine is a boring one:
>be me, 16
>in the movies with my gf
>cuddling and cute things
>leave the theater
>start kissing
>parents drive by
>embarrassing
>go home
>"anon, we saw you."
>"ohgod."
>but its okey and we still love you
My parents took it well but my auntie hates me so much.

>>6744534
>my auntie hates me so much
I don't blame her, her niece turned out to be a dyke. You should try to keep that kind of degenerate things secret.

>>6739669
>Count 1 tranny

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>>6741053
>Sources tell me the best way to get over age issues is to post your /fit/ body on cislesgen for 18-27 year olds to drool over and compliment you on...

pic related is NOT me but close to what I look like. add a little more muscle, a whole lot of tats and piercings and you've got me.

>>6744860
are you into chubby butches because holy fuck, i feel like i need to remove all the chairs from my apartment before you come over

>>6742183
>How's it being a black lesbian? I'm just curious because a hated minority inside a hated minority must be tough

One of my relationships was with a black lesbian (technically bi because she had a son, but she never dated a guy after that). She was also a cop.

She felt she earned a lot of respect through her job and that translated into people being respectful of her sexuality in the community but she told me that if she wasn't a cop, chances are people would stay away from her. Especially those who are very church-centered.

>>6744867
>remove all the chairs???

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>>6741711
normally i'd tell you to grasp at the chance to reconnect, that she probably feels sorry and wants to make it up to you before its too late, but that perspective thing seems a little red-flaggy. i think this one really falls down to what type of person your mom is and how well you know her. does she seem to be really trying to reconnect and might change her mind once you two have mended ways? or does she act like that's the one little fault of yours she just can't let go?

without knowing who she is as a person, i have to say in general give it a chance. see if this is something she could budge on, but if it doesn't, make it clear that you can't let her back into your life until she accepts her daughter for everything she is. she wasn't there to help you develop into who you are, so she doesn't get to pick and choose which developments she likes.

tread carefully, but don't be afraid to reach out, and don't be afraid to work on it a little bit to change her mind. but at the same time, if this is something she absolutely cannot accept, it might be best to keep her on a 'phone-call only basis'.

good luck anon, and please remember that you aren't wrong in wanting who you are as a person respected, but that the first one to let anger overcome them in an argument has already lost. be ready to fight, but also walk away. you deserve to feel loved.

>>6744888
so you have no choice but to sit on my face.

>>6744900
works for me.

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>>6744900
Anon holy fuck lmao

>>6742183
>Indian and lesbian
>20
My chances are ruined and I know it.

>>6744916
deal.

>>6744999
i love indians wtf 22 mexican here post pics yall are gorgeous

>>6741053

>be ugly whole teenage life
>start lifting
>still feel ugly and full of flaws

such is life

Wanted: a girlfriend
- Lots of cuddling
- I'm femme
- I'll give you love
- I'll send smug frog and cat memes to you while you're at college/work

>>6745113
>smug frog and cat memes
Tell me more, desperateanon.

>>6744470
I don't care who makes it, it's styled after a little ninja crotch rockets that uber 'macho' young Hispanics ride or 40+ year old men going through a crisis.

>>6745436
>or 40+ year old men going through a crisis.

Met a guy with a Ninja. He was selling it so I went over with a friend who thought of buying it.

The guy selling it was late 40's, just divorced, bought the bike, put 12 miles on it from the dealership to the apartment where he lived and never drove it again. It sat outside for 4 months with those 12 miles on it.

>>6745776
So, confirmed.
Did you end up buying it? I'm sure they're fun to ride, they just look like somehow both weeaboo and cholo AIDS.

>>6745783
I wasn't buying it. This was me >>6740932
My friend passed on it since the guy wanted more money than my friend could afford.

>>6745870
To be fair, so would I if it were so low a mileage like that.

I'm pretty limited as to what I can ride as a 5'2 midget. My buddy has a Nighthawk, which I thought was on the small end, but it's still to big for me.
Aside from '80s Honda' any suggestions for someone of my stature?

>>6745908
Generally speaking sports bikes are going to have higher seat height while cruisers will have lower so I'd stick with cruisers for now.

Honda Rebel had a 26.6" seat height and 330 pounds. Not a bad bike to start with.

Harley 883 is a 29" seat height and almost 600 pounds. Bigger engine so maybe not for beginners.

/o has a Daily Bike Thread that covers all this.

>>6745929
I'm a /n/igger. If I go there I'll burst into flame.

>>6746036
Just say "y'all" a lot in your post and you'll be fine.

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I just wanted to post my ultimate waifu

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>>6745436

>uber 'macho' young Hispanics ride or 40+ year old men going through a crisis.

>Tfw neither of these

I bought a Ninja earlier this year so I could make it similar to pic related

>>6741847
I bet it didn't stop your date from kissing you, though. Hell, I bet she didn't even notice - she was likely too busy being enamoured with you!

>>6746523
Only time I saw a ninja was in front of the supermarket. It was spattered all over with Monster stickers.

>>6739046
Age 18
Partner 1
:((((

This thread's edition seems right up my alley!

I'm 20, but my gf is 30. Not that 30 is that old, but she always complains about how she's getting old.

Goddamnit, I love this girl.

>>6746421
She's a bitch though.

>>6746526

You know, you're not wrong.
God only knows why. She must be some kinda loon~

>>6746559
Oh what the fuck

What sluts do you all live around where one sexual partner at 18 is a thing to be embarrassed about?

>>6746546
>spattered all over with Monster stickers.

Most likely one of those douchebags who ride down the roads in large groups doing wheelies and shit.

Let's have a hobby survey!
For me:
>22
>Oxford, UK
>Vidya, Tennis and Squash

>>6747088

>22
>zurich, switzerland
>hiking, gaming, swimming, shitposting

>>6747088

>19
> New zealand
>Weightlifting, gaming, motorcycles

>>6745113
>cat memes
>no sending doggos mustard race

You are gonna die alone

>>6745223
It's either memes or titty pictures.
>>6747266
I'm desperate but not that desperate

>>6746733
S o u t h A m e r i c a

>>6740770
I live in London t-too...
>21
>medium brown hair, grey eyes, slim, pretty femme

>>6747088
>18
>Viña del mar
>drawing, table tennis and animemes

Such a loser

>>6747303
<London
A-anon, y-you sound nice and I'd like to take you out. M-maybe to watch a movie or to eat something together?
>nervous

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>19, student, hermit
>2 previous gfs, last one was a recent breakup and she broke my heart pretty bad
>Didn't get to sleep with either of them even though the last one was a /fit/ as fuck nerdy ballerina, aka my ideal
>Gonna die an unlovable permavirgin
Feels real bad, anon ;_;
>>6747088
>New York
>Old vidya, reading sci fi stories, anime

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Why are there transwomen and 'queer' people on Her, I just want to meet cute girls

>>6747303
>>6747375

L O N D O N

You must fugg

where all the central oregon sluts at i'm just below pdx and have no qt lesbians to drink under the table

>>6747784
In Seattle with me.

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>>6739965
Burn!

>>6747088

>18
>U.S
> Piano, drawing, biking, papercraft

>>6747795
i'm sure we can work out some sort of co-ed

>>6747795
So don't want to shock you but Seattle is nowhere remotely near central Oregon.

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>hate alcohol, tobacco, weed, crack, etc.
>begin to take prescription drugs
>they are miraculous, love them
>tfw can't hate on other drugs anymore because it would be cognitive dissonance
Fuck. Junkies win this time.

>>6748431
are you taking them because you have a prescription, or are the drugs you just happen to be tweaking on prescription? very important difference there. one's a normal person who needs medication and the other's a junkie.

>>6747859
I hate that you exsisit

>>6748436
I have a prescription, but it doesn't change the fact they still are drugs and the best thing to ever happen in my life.

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>>6748431
Ya nearly triggered me again, girl, with that interchangable use of drug user and junkie

>>6738986
tfw discord link isnt working

19, 3 partners, yet somehow still a kissless virgin. Kill me.

>>6745113
Will you date another femme? Are you cute?

>new school semester starts on Monday
>I'm so fucking nervous

Maybe this year is the year I find a qt girl. I tell myself this every year and nothing ever works out.
FeelsBadMan.jpg

>>6749782
How the fuck did that happen, anon?

>>6749804
I dated a guy in middle school who told me he liked me right after he moved away. Other two were girls I met on the internet. I'm kind of a huge loser.

>>6749822
Long distance relationships with the girls? If so, why didn't you make plans to meet up with either of them?

>>6749798
Me too. I'm rooting for you.

>>6749830
Well when you're a poorfag and you live across the country it doesn't work out. I almost saw one of them but we broke up right before we were supposed to meet. I don't really care though she was kind of a huge bitch.

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>>6747088
>"18"
>Tampa, Florida
>vidya, drawing, anime stuff, writing
Also 0 partners because lolcloset.

>>6749789
I'd love a femme gf! I guess I'm somewhat pretty(?) but I do have nice abs for what's it worth. Also I make shitty techie jokes but good food.

>>6747088
>21
>Helsinki, Finnish Khaganate
>Hunting, gym and tennis

>>6748447
are you ok

Why are girls so lewd, lesgen? They make me want to forcefully rape them at times like this.

>>6750051
haha whats ur email? im gonna go to sleep tho

>>6750163
>>6750051

don't get a girlfriend who posts on 4chan. one degenerate is enough for a relationship

>>6742431
Are you me?

pls post ITT if you are interested in butches who live in the woods aka wood butches

>>6750219
Do u wield an axe and not dress like a boy

>>6750518
damn senpai.

>>6747088
>24
>Stockholm, Sweden
>Reading, volleyball and shitposting

>>6747088
>24
>Finland
>Vidya and drinking (+ drunken shitposting)

>>6747088
>24
>yurop
>anime, vidya, shitposting

>>6750596
>Finland
Please tell me you're from Helsinki?

>>6747088
>20
>India
>tennis and reading, occasional vidya

>>6750702
Sadly, no. I live in the middle of nowhere 350 km from Helsinki.

>>6750756
I would have asked you for a date if you were closer.

>>6750769
And I would've said yes even though I don't do dates and it would've been awkward as fuck because I'm socially retarded.

>>6750823
But I'm also awkward! Also I'm too cuddly and I'd have tried to hold your hand too often

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>>6750835
>I'd have tried to hold your hand too often
L-lewd.

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>>6750835
>>6750862

>being too far away from a qt
Perkele. That's what I say to that.

It is also almost the extent of my finnish knowledge, but I think it fits.
GO get drunk together and compare knives or something, isnt that what finns do?

>>6750862
B-but it's cute, not lewd!
>>6750877
Finns are terrible romantics and usually the average Finnish lesbian dates involves movies and awkward kissing.

>>6750936
Doesnt sound so bad to me, get on it.

>>6750963
According to old tales, during the good old days Finland had steppe way of acquiring qt's. You know, during the days of Golden Horde. Anyway, we came into the village, slaughtered the filthy penis animals and took their women as concubines. Those were the days <3

>>6747088

>23
>UK
>horse riding, games

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>>6750936
>>6750985
It's cute lewd.

>>6750219
C-can we see who can split would faster and better until we're both breathing hard and glistening with sweat? Until we can't do anything by fuck by the bonfire?

>>6747088
>25
>Finland
>games, anime, manga, cycling
I am a sperg weeb

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>>6751077
W-would you like to come to Helsinki some day? I can give a you a bed to sleep in and we could shitpost together?

What if my penis gets in the way?

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>>6751302
I want to say yes but I'm not sure if I'd actually have the guts to show up. Yes? Maybe? Fug, I can't decide anything right know. I'm about to move to Vaasa for a few months and arranging that shit is stressing me too much make any other valid plans atm.

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>>6746421

nice robot waifu, but mines cuter

>>6747088
>18
>NYC
>Fashion, animu and yuri manga, I like tennis but have no one to play it with ;_;

>>6747392
Are you from the city too, anon? Or upstate NY?

>>6751489
>vaasa
You should move to Helsinki area anon! It's way better here

>>6750718
Do you shit in the streets?

>>6751617
That's not really an interest if everyone does it.
D E S I G N A T E D

>>6751617
Unfortunately that part of our ancient culture is still totally unknown to me. And it'll remain so.

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>>6751623
>tfw no qt DESIGNATED programmer gf
Pic related.

>>6751643
>shitting on the streets
>"""""""ancient culture""""""""
You guys are so funny. Anyway, are you a qt code monkey awaiting to be outsourced my job?

>>6751666
>programmer gf
sorry to interrupt but I thought this was cis les gen not mtfg

>>6751672
>cis lesbians can't be programmers
Sexist and racist much??

>>6751703
at this point you might as well transition then transition again so you can wear rainbow stockings with the rest of your programmer friends

>>6751600
It's for a job, I worked there from September to December last year too. Getting my shit packed and moving to somewhere else as soon as I'm done with the gig, not really a fan of Vaasa. Dunno where I'll go, most likely not to Helsinki though kek.

>>6751719
>not to Helsinki
You're breaking my heart ):

>>6751592
>NYC
>Tennis
You want a play partner, play partner or both?

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>>6751716
>rainbow stockings
Disgusting. If I'm gonna dress like an anime girl at least it would be something like this

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>>6751735
I'm sorry anon, I just don't think I could afford living there when most of the year I'm being a lazy little shit and not working.

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>>6751741
E-either?

>>6747392
>fit as fuck nerdy ballerina

Oh shit that's my dream woman

You should feel like shit for losing that

How do you deal with your labia getting so sweaty in the summer. It feels so nasty. Like I gotta keep airing that shit out when I'm at home.

>>6751896
What? Tranny pls stop pretending your balls are labia.

>>6751896
Wear small pads. I work a physical job to afford school and lift weights in my free time. Any day where I'm physical I'm horribly sweaty the rest of the day. Metabolism going full speed retarded, ya know? Pads soak it up well enough but I still have to change em every hour or so.

My disgusting secret shame.

>>6751919
scrotum skin is labia skin. That line running through the scrotum is where it fused together during the fetal stage.

>>6751494
>Summer Glau as a terminator
The only reason I watched that show.

>>6751846
I just want to give you some tennis motivation. If you win I'll reward you with pleasure and pain. If you lose I'll punish you with pain and pleasure.

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>>6751494

>>6751943
It was pretty good in my opinion. It was just so short.

>>6751931
>>6751896
Guys, what the fuck? I wear cotton underwear and it's not an issue even at that point.
Maybe try some athletic synthetics. Compression material feels a lot better that way.

Maybe ya need to check something out, though. Seriously.

>>6751919
Is everyone not exactly like you a tranny?

>>6749585
It's working for me.

>>6751592
Yes, I am, actually! Manhattan, you?

>>6751895
Believe me, I did at first but she was kind of neglectful and shitty desu. If it wasn't for her body I'd have dumped her long ago

>>6747088
>23
>Uppsala, Sweden
>studying, fashion and running

Sorry for the incoming rant but I am tired of trying to hang out online.

It is impossible to find a lesbian. They either are trying to do a threesome with their boyfriend or they just signed up because of unknown reasons (those reasons are not related to homosexuality though). I do not understand the logic behind it and it only makes you wary of trying to maintain a conversation with another girl again.

This would not affect me if I knew I could meet girls outside. The truth is that I cannot. I do not have any friends that could fit in lesbian circles and I do not see myself going to lesbian pubs on my own. Besides, my daily life is not keen to let me meet girls that might be interested in other girls.

I give up, I do not know what else to do but this is clearly no the way. And fuck them all.

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>>6751079
sounds good to me

>>6753205
lol same i live in the heart of oregon and i dont even have a gay bar in town

>>6747088
>20
>poortugal
>reading, vidiya, drawing, running, guitar and piano, and lately programming music reactive visuals

I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none

>>6753390
Sleep with me pls you renaissance woman

>>6753221
Alright, but only one of us can wear a flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off and I'm calling it right now.

>>6753257
In my case, I live in the capital of my country so there are plenty of gay pubs around. I just could take the underground and get there. But going alone is a big no no for me so it makes no difference.

Sigh, you read/hear many stories regarding tinder and hooking up or dating someone. Why is for lesbians so different and complicated?

>>6753428
that's ok, it'll be coming off soon anyway

>>6753455
i'm only a couple hours from portland but i have 0 friends in my city to go with, and i agree there's no way i'd go alone.

occasionally a friend from my hometown will come up or ill go down to them to barhop but my current city is so liberal and accepting all the bars here are mixed, and my hometown is so conservative and redneck its almost dangerous. so i either can't tell if a girl's a homo because ~everyone's welcome~ or i have to swim through inbred rednecks to get to the bar.

i need a wingman to help me get laid in pdx, this everyones welcome bullshit is...bullshit cause i cant tell whose gay and i fear rejection. we don't even have a gay night.

>>6753515
>fear rejection
Why? Show some spine and ladyballs and do what it takes to get laid.

>>6753569
no one likes butches :')

>>6753593
>implying you can't be a femme with a spine

>>6753595
what lmao

>>6752223
No everyone is you. My crotch sweats as much as my pits, which is a lot.

You honestly don't think I've tried different fabrics?

>>6753741
>can't smell your panties
Why live?

>>6753205
That's what I'm afraid will happen to me. I've decided I want to try online dating soon because I'm shy as fuck, and because my stutter makes real life conversations hard for me. I'm hoping I'll get lucky and find a qt gf on tindr or something like that, but from most things I've heard about lesbian online dating I know my chances are going to be slim.

>>6753593
Then stop being a butch. Duh.

>all the "lesbians" I meet online are mentally ill trannies
Just kill me.

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>>6751079
>>6753458
I'm sorry to creep on you two but fuck this is hot

>>6754140
100$ real grils in the discord...

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>>6754019
I stutter too. More so when I get nervous. I think if you and I should ever have a conversation by mouth, we won't understand what the fuck we are saying to each other.

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>>6754803
maybe if you two get close enough, really press your mouths against each other, you'll finally understand each other

>>6754902
And if that doesn't work, smash your clits against each other.

>>6754803
When I'm nervous I can barely make it through a sentence, so I sometimes feel sorry for the people who have to wait in line behind me at the store hahaha our conversation together would be hilarious

>"H-h-h...h-hi anon"
>"H-h-ey a-a-non"
>one of us spergs out and runs away

>>6752616
Staten Island, sadly, but it's not too far from Manhattan. ;_; Do you have a throwaway email/Skype? It'd be nice to befriend someone nearby!

>>6754981
What's it like being white trash?

>>6754967
I know what you mean, anon. I try to avoid talking in public as much as possible to spare me the embarrassment and awkward looks from other.

>one of us spergs out and runs away
I'm betting all I'll be the one to run away!

>work a tough physical job installing cable
>long hours, come home dirty and exhausted and sore every night
>just want to come home to a kind face and a hug and kiss and maybe a shoulder rub or a plate of dinner or anything
>come home to empty home and empty bed

Sigh, maybe someday

>>6755014
At least I don't have a Trump sign in front of my house? ;_;
I can't even deny that 99% of people here are like that though, which is why I literally have one friend from my borough.

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>>6754351
does it make it hotter if i actually live in the woods

>>6755068
Are there any cool Pokemons in those woods?

Wait, are you that anon that lives alone in some cabin in the woods and walks around shirtless/braless whenever the fuck you want?

>>6755045
Get a dog. Nobody will ever be as happy to see you when you get home as your beloved dog. My pup goes batshit crazy when I come home from school.

>>6755086
the only pokestops/gym in a four mile radius just got removed in that last opt-out update actually, i dont play unless i'm in town now, its just filled with pidgeys and ryhorns out here.

i don't live in a cabin but i do walk around shirtless whenever the fuck i want, maybe not the same exact anon you're thinking of.

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>>6754981
Oh sure! my throwaway gmail is
[email protected]

It's nice to meet you!

>>6753952
They get pretty rank. I have to be aware of it constantly. I need to squat and pick up heavy objects a lot at work. If I'm pouring sweat it gets to the point where I can even smell it when I open up my thighs to squat. It's humiliating, by there's no way around it beyond deodorant (which doesn't even fucking work).

But hey, no one has commented on it yet after all this time so I guess I'm okay.

>>6755034
Same here, my stutter isn't as bad as it was when I was a child, but I still don't like to speak in public for the reasons you listed. Most of the time I'll either point or nod my head when someone ask me a simple question. It's easier than trying to speak when I can 'feel' I'm going to have a block or a stutter on my next words

Nah, We'll both run away!

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>>6755114
Well, between us, I think I win the stutter war:
Spanish accent + stuttering = probably should just keep my mouth shut.
It would of been great if my parents put me in one of those speech correction classes as a child, but they didn't.
Oh well.

>>6755136
Yeah, I think you win the stutter war too haha

Don't feel sad, anon. Speech correction classes don't help as much as you'd think. I was in one of those in elementary school, and while it did make my speech when I'm relaxed a lot smoother, it didn't do nearly as much as I thought it would.

>>6754019
But stuttering is adorable!
Well, I do not know, perhaps this only happens where I live. It is a shitty country in many aspects, so I would not be surprise one bit.
And I was once told here that I should try out paid matching websites. Maybe I will some day, but right now paying for meeting someone would make me feel even worse.