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you're not a filthy faggot of a kid, you're a beautiful faggot of a kid

>So I think I'm fucked. And not in the way I want.

or maybe daddy is gonna fuck you :^)

They don't give a shit, they're laughing their asses off at you and waiting for your reaction, you basically got punked, faggot

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>>6738646
>room is messy
>have lel rainbow stockings lying on the ground
>about to go to work
>can't find my phone
>complain to my dad that I can't find it
>says he'll help me look in my room
>ohshit.jpeg
>rush upstairs before him
>hide socks under a pillow
>"i-it's fine..I can go to work without it dad, r-really"
>he keeps looking around
>lifts up the pillow
>die alittle on the inside
>he says nothing
>doesn't even acknowledge it, acts like nothing happened

maybe he actually didn't notice and I am making things up in my head...but I swear he had an air of disappointment about him

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>>6738749

p much
balls in your court, don't be weird just thank them for cleaning up the room,
from now on I think you should clean your room a little better.

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Cont. from OP now.
>they come home
>"Son, we sorted the cupboard out, but I left some stuff there you should take care of, okay?"
>wow, it's fucking nothing
This passive behavior is just killing my nerves. Sad to face it, but I think >>6738749 is exactly right on this.

>use dildo
>wash it off and wrap it in towel
>wake up early in the morning
>it's my dad
>"hey buddy just gonna use your bathroom up here cuz your mom's downstairs hope you don't mind"
>"yeah sure whatever"
>he uses restroom and washes hands
>comes out, starts looking for a towel
>grabs towel with dildo in it and starts to pick it up
>*thunk*
>just lay there in bed staring in horror
>dad stands there for a few seconds, gets a different towel to dry his hands, leaves and never mentions it again

>>6738964
they're being polite and acknowledging its your business

>>6738646

>knows he has stuff he doesn't want his parents to know about in a place they want cleaned out
>leaves it there anyway

You're a dumbass faggot of a kid.

this reminds me of when i hid my cool ass butterfly knife in a bag full of old colored pencils and crayons, fearing that my overprotective parents would get angry if they had found it.

My mother never found the dagger, but after 3 months she gifted the bag of pencils to the church's kid group.

i like to imagine she made a random 13 year old boy the coolest kid of the class, but in reality i miss my dagger ;_;

>>6738646
your parents knew you were a little faggot bitch for years. i wouldn't worry.

When a parent tidies your room it's because they're looking for secrets like that.

>>6738964
Your folks are cool, they're just screwing with you. But you should probably come out

>>6738646
tell them an ex girlfriend left it in your room, when she left she told you to go fuck yourself with it

This topic makes me laugh. Your parents were totally into weird shit too that they would be embarrassed to tell anyone about. They totally just find it funny probably.

Oh hey, just the thread I was looking for

>be me, 14
>faggoty nerd that can't pay attention in school
>get F in Spanish
>hide report card under mattress with my hilariously bad gay furry porn
>couple days later
>dad asks where my report card is
>bullshit excuse, stall for time
>next evening
>dad calls me downstairs, says he wants to talk with me
>igotabadfeelingaboutthis.jpg
>him and mom are standing there
>dad has sheets of paper in his hand
>deadinside.jpg
>he turns it around
>it's the porn
>before he can finish his sentence I nope the fuck out of there, full sprint, red-faced
>cry into pillow for half hour in shame
>it is never mentioned again

And then, yesterday

>be me, just turned 24 recently
>still a faggoty nerd, but also a tranny now
>still living with parents cuz in college and switched degrees halfway like an idiot
>parents never go up in room anymore
>leave dildos on display in a box in my closet
>air conditioner breaks
>access to attic is through my closet
>dad says he's gonna go fix it
>don't think twice about it
>later that day
>sudden realization
>fuckfuckfuck
>go in closest
>sure enough, my gigantic Bad Dragon dildos are sitting right there for all to see right in front of the attic entrance
>no way he could have missed it
>one is literally shaped like a dog's dick
>justkillmeplease.png
>even later that day
>be downstairs
>run into dad
>he starts talking with me about something completely unrelated like nothing happened

god I am such a disappointment lol

>Be 15, gay
>Huge med-nerd
>Think I'm home alone - saw parents drive away for something I can't remember
>Grab boiling tube that I sometimes use as a dildo
>Insert into teh butt lying on bed
>About two minutes later, dad walks in - turns out he wasn't in the car
>Dad: "Hey anon, how ar- what the fuck are you doing?!"
>Panicking internally
>Notice flexible camera-hose thingy on bedside table that dad gave to me a week ago
>Insert camera-hose thingy into boiling tube and switch it on, while maintaining eye contact with dad
>Me: "Just some makeshift flexible endoscopy..."
>Dad: "Oh... OK then... I thought you were gay for a second there..."
>Dad leaves my room, acting as if everything is fine
I also used "Just practicing my colonoscopy" to excuse when my dad saw me fingering myself.

Life with an autistic, homophobic father is interesting.

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>>6740410
Oh wow, so I'm not the only one finding sex gear in my chemistry gear...
>had a nice distiller and a vacuum filter kit on self shelf in my room
>created makeshift enema kit from my latex tubes and a 50ml syringe
>when I didn't use it I could just plug it on the distiller and it looked like it's part of it
>on display 24/7
Also who on Earth who is both gay and in stem didn't put a boiling tube up their ass yet?

>>6740442
Probably tops and guys who already have normal dildos.

>>6740523
But the essence of STEM is to be curious...
Hell, everyone in STEM should have put a boiling tube up their arse at some point, out of sheer curiosity.

>>6740410
this made me smile like a retard

>>6740271
A furry faggot. Oh god allmighty

>>6738646
>mum is looking for paper
>have loose paper all over room
>she picks up a random sheet
>'hey anon can I use this'
>sure
>couple seconds later she hands it back and picks up a different sheet without saying anything
>I look at the paper, confused
>open it up
>it's loli porn that I drew

>i was 14
>on family vacation
>wrote a note to myself on my phone a while back about how I was gay and there was nothing wrong with it and i was okay
>go downstairs to do vacay stuff
>13 year old brother sneaks up in my room and looks through the phone and finds my notes
>tells everyone, "hey, anon is a lesbian!"
>mom sits me down and tells me it's a just a phase and that i'm doing it for attention
>tells me if robert pattinson walked in the room i'd be singing a different tune (?)
> am 20 now and my parents still think it's a phase and i'm an attention seeker

>>6741750
>hides it on your phone, doesn't tell anyone
>attention seeker
wow ok, you should tell them to go fuck themselves

>>6741750
You killed your brother right? I would've killed the fucker... I would've killed him the minute he opened his mouth.

>>6741840
I was more hurt than anything. He was 13 at the time, so I give him a pass. He was kind of on the immature side of 13 as well. He and I have a much better relationship now, although he still thinks I'm not really gay.

>>6741750

it is just a phase. i bet u haven't even had a good dicking yet

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>>6741890
Do we need to start doing Chasing Amy quotes?
Does everyone need DICK like NEED IT!?
yes.

>>6740442
>>6740410
>putting glass in your angus

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>Cross country driving trip with 70+ year old grandparents
>Always that kind of a kid, the kind that bent over backwards and pretended to be the biggest good goy for them
>Never one swear, never anything even remotely mature, even by 16
>On trip, stop at motel for the night
>Gotta bust a nut
>Sneak in bathroom at 1am, everyones asleep
>Nut, clean up with toilet paper as quiet as possible
>Toss it in garbage can instead of toilet in retarded post fap thinking
>Day after
>Overhear grandparents talking about something
>Grandfather: "When I was his age I didn't know any better"
>ohshit.jpg please god no. They know.
>Later that night when I'm in bed grandfather tells me he had to pick up some toilet paper that fell out of the garbage can and to be a bit more careful picking up after myself
>Didn't look him in the eye the rest of the trip

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>>6738646
>22 yo gay, some friends know
>get new phone
>friend who also browses 4chan is checking it out
>Clover was opened when I unlock the phone, the guy swipes right to go back to catalog
>accidentally opens bookmarked threads
>oh shit
>/trash/ furry bara thread there
>mfw
>take phone away from him, "forget you saw that"
>he laughs it off and says it's okay
I trust he won't tell anything and he probably doesn't mind but I feel like it's one of those things on the back of your head you can't ignore about someone.
I wanted to say it's just a fetish and I don't wear a fursuit or have a fursona or interact with these people or anything else but I thought the situation was awkward enough so I don't know what he thinks of me now
Idk it's not as bad as your dad finding your dildo box but still embarrassing as hell

Children wait for their parents talk to them.

Grown adults talk to their parents. confront them as to why they thought it was okay to go through your room, and intentionally try to embarrass you by putting your dildo on display. ask them "Why did you touch my dildo?" if you want to be especially direct about it.

>>6738789
well you're clearly hiding something
so obviously he's going to be disappointed if he can't assume it's pot

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>>6741750
>it's a just a phase
>7 years long phase

>hides it and stays closeted
>doing it for attention
Wait what...?

>>6739213
This, it is specifically the only reason possible.

>>6738646
Depends, how religious are they? Do you ahopen to now how they react to homosexual?

>>6742748
Yeah...
To test if it could stand the pressure of my butt, I decided to stand on it barefoot first. I wasn't really thinking straight at the time.

>>6738646
Got news for you kid... they already knew.

My kids were always borrowing my tools. Screwdrivers, hammers, wrenches. About once per month I'd have to go into their rooms and repo all my tools. I came across porn collections, weed stashes, R-rated pics of girlfriends.

Left everything where it was, except for my tools.

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>>6738646
>when you bust your brothers

>>6744912
>Got news for you kid... they already knew.
Oh well no shit Sherlock. It's just that I don't want to/need to clarify this in the middle of me moving out and going to uni. Like, minor problems are bigger than this. They found my porn like 2 times, I don't really care about it, I know they know. But I don't want to come out now, because the first thing that will come up is the fact that I molded a custom dildo from dental wax.

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>>6738646
Holy shit, that OP picture is literally exactly what happened to me...

>Super depressed and counselor forces me into psych ward for suicide watch for awhile
>There for nearly 2 weeks
>Parents come into town to see me every day inpatient
>2 weeks later, finally released (still depressed as fuck)
>Mom drives me home from hospital
>SURPRISE, ANON!
>they cleaned my entire fucking house while I was gone
>ohgodno.jpg
>mfw
>After the regular hugs and stuff, my sister gives me a weird look
>I know what that look means
>They found my baddragon dildos, dog and horse dildos and everything (fetish clothes too)
>"gross, anon. i cant believe you." -Uptight Christian Sister that i look up to

It's never been the same between me and my family...