Gay General: Aggressive Dicksucking Edition

>>6726669
Posting it again

Gundyr=KR
Vordt= Sludgepuppy
Curse rotted greatwood=horror
Crystal sage=irishanon
Abyss watchers=feelgood
Cathedral of the deep=discord group
Highlord wolnir=hitler
Old demon king= Jupp
Pontiff sulyvahn= epsilon
Yhorm=SP
Aldrich=wizzy
Dancer=swede
Dragonslayer armor= senpai
Oceiros=maki
Lothric=Zombii
Wyvern=red
Nameless King=rugby
Soul of cinder= I dunno

>oldfag hate

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>>6726669
just don't get fucking banned senpai

also aren't jockstraps the best underwear?

Rate your desire to suck dick right now, on a scale of one to ten, gaygen.

Wait, why is every thread being deleted?

>>6726687

stop being a disgusting gross man clownshoes

Have any of you guys ever topped a straight guy before?

I put a finger by my prostate and it felt so good, so maybe you guys did figure something out. I kind of want to to find someone to do it to me

Does bigger feel better and are all tops only fat or muscly hair guys?

>>6726685
>covers the crotch
>not the ass
it's basically doing nothing

>>6726687
I'd say a good solid 8 atm.

>>6726687
9

>>6726669

blowjobs have been a huge disappointment for me

hentai had hyped me up for them to the point that i was expecting it to be pute ecstasy, but sucking dick is kinda "meh" and is tiring after a while, and getting your dick sucked doesnt feel that good either. buttstuff is just better in every possible way

maybe me and my fwb are just terrible at it though, idk

>>6726687

4/10

>>6726687
Like 0 for some reason even though most of the time it is a 7 or 8.

>>6726690

I did it on purpose because I hate all of you. :3

>>6726702
i <3 you ;-;

>>6726685

Yes they are

for bottoms

>>6726687

Just like a normal five

>>6726690

P sure it's been the OP deleting them for trolling purposes

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>>6726635
>nice traps

carries. usually do these outside tho

>>6726687
11

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>>6726681

>>6726687
I just sucked one yesterday, so maybe an 8

>>6726709

Do planks and pushups, hundreds of them. You need to get rid of that belly fat and tighten that loose skin up.

>>6726687
1
sex is wrong

>>6726687
8/10
>>6726693
look as a top, i wear no underwear, so if the bottom wear a jockstrap, it does everything i need it too
>>6726708
exactly, for tops best underwear = none

>>6726716
Only with you it is

I'm kidding you're great

>>6726715
no. im fine with my fat level at this point and the skin is as tight as its gonna get, the looseness is from stretch marks those dont heal

Unless you post a photo of yourself, you shouldn't talk about sex. It's creepy.

>>6726717
>>6726714
>>6726710
>>6726698
>>6726695
Okay. Concentrate your energy. Maybe if you all try really hard at once you can manage to suck my dick through the internet. You've got to BELIEVE.

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>>6726722
>your dick

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>>6726721

this is me desu

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>>6726722
Why would i want to suck your dick?

>>6726722
Sucking out your divine aetheric energy in the astral realm RIGHT NOW

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>>6726687
6

>>6726727
Damn
Who is that bear?

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>>6726721
one of these guys
>>6726722
how about no?

>>6726736
>>6726728
>>6726724
Doesn't seem like you were entirely honest with you 8+s now were you.

>>6726739
Just not yours, gotta post a pic so we know what it looks like first desu

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>>6726739
I wouldn't suck just any dick

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>>6726739
talking about real dick, not sucking air yo
>>6726746
this too
>>6726748
this 3

>>6726735

I just said it's me can't you read

>>6726758
Is it you though.

>>6726760

No it's like the opposite of me desu

I probs weigh half as much as him

>>6726748
>>6726751
Doesn't sound like an 8+ to me.

Be more honest next time. Geez.

>>6726774
Let's put it this way.
I wouldn't suck (your) dick.

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Imagine if Wiz lost weight.

>>6726781
can i succ ur dick

>>6726783
are you a twink?

>>6726781

Post butt desu

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>>6726787
you could put it that way

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>>6726792
k

>>6726794
hot

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>>6726781
now this is webm posting i can get behind

>>6726794
Can we see your booty cheeks?

>>6726794

Wow that was easy

The thread has been good lately.

>>6726805
thanks to cok

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I don't know if I want HIM or if I just want a bf. Maybe both, maybe not?

>>6726794
>All that loose skin
Ex-fatties are still fucking gross, and always will be.
Suicide is the only option. You're just going to pack it all on again within a few years anyway.

>>6726812
What's his name?

>>6726821
Andreas

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>>6726803
well to be fair i already had these all cut from the same recording. but im a total slut anyway so w/e

i do 3-4 days a week fullbody btw. focus on squat, pullup and bench but also do dips and rows. accessory work for tris, side/rear delts and forearms. close to a 1pl8 1rm on ohp

>>6726826

whats your squat + deadlift?

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>>6726819
Meanie. I want his sexy, hairy man bod.

>>6726819
>>All that loose skin
>Ex-fatties are still fucking gross, and always will be

tell that to all the guys ive fucked this week then. the confidence and obvious demonstration of commitment, discipline and personal achievement is way hotter than the tightest six pack anyway. so yeah i bit the bait but someone on here lurking actually believes people saying this shit and thats why I do what I do here and on fit

>>6726832
can you fuck me
please

>>6726832

not that guy, but are you gonna get the loose skin surgery eventually?

also this >>6726836

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>>6726830
Squat is 225 atm. No clue on Deadlift since I hate them. Bench is 185. Pullups are body weight. Dips I can get 6+ reps with 35lbs added.

I prefer doing tricep extensions on a decline bench btw.

>>6726832
I'll give you a good three years max until you give up and slip back into your old habits, tubby.
Once a fatty, always a fatty.

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>>6726681
I am okay with this.

Watched his boss fight and it reminded me of my Monster Hunter days.

>>6726839
>not that guy, but are you gonna get the loose skin surgery eventually?
Probably gonna keep it as a reminder of where ive been and to have proof to help inspire people trying to lose weight.

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>>6726709
>>6726781
>>6726794
>>6726826
>>6726842
I think I found my new fetish

>>6726843
I don't like you.

>>6726846
Overdads are the best thing on the internet right now.

>>6726848
Stay cute, cutie

>>6726842
you have a disproportionately strong upper body, not that it really matters or anything

>>6726864
to be fair, when i started back in the gym after gallbladder surgery i was specifically ordered to avoid any heavy movements with ab involvement, so i mostly was using machines at first.

and i have exfat calves so its not like i need to do leg work

>>6726781
unibrow/10

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>>6726883
yeah i actually have hair that extends across the sides and on my forehead too, my beard also goes all the way up my cheeks
>>6726864
also ive always had really disproportionately strong triceps. been working on pulls since my back is weak compared to my front

>>6726890
neanderthal

>>6726892
Yep. Them gayboys love it. They always cum fast.

Well my night is ruined because my friend decided to bring his gross tranny friend who's one of the worst people every out with us tonight.

Now I'm fixing to stay in and play Pokemon

>>6726894
Not all trannies are bad ;(

>>6726894
Sounds like a fun night in store for you.

owwww my ass hurts
feels like something died inside of it :(

>>6726909
How did you get in? Did you sneak past the detectors?

I knew her before transitioning and she's a ridiculous asshole either way.
>>6726915
Gonna Super Train a Cinccino tonight

>>6726915

what are you doing tonight clownshoes?
looking for a hookup on grindr?

>>6726933
No detector can stop me from coming into /gg/ ;)

>>6726939
Bitch I can clock a tranny from county away

>>6726933
These are new things are they? Super training and a Cinccino?

Like any other sort of games there, anon?

>>6726938
Seems unlikely.

>>6726946
We're probably more than a few counties away (;

>>6726954

Cinccino is a gen 5 mon and super training is a 6th gen minigane to raise a Pokemons EVs

>>6726669
I want some dick real bad. All I can think about is grabbing a guy by the crotch, pulling down his pants and sucking the shit out of his dick.

But I don't want to mess up my hair, because it looks so good right now, and it was a bitch to get it to look this nice for tonight

>>6726973
>But I don't want to mess up my hair
>not letting guys cum in your hair

free perm desu

>>6726993
>not swallowing

>>6726995
This. Not swallowing is only okay if your man specifically wants to smear it all over your face or something.

>tfw you prayed for the first time in three months

>>6727014
Hopefully Allah grants your wish, Muhamed.

>>6727014

You know that moaning oh god when he slides it in doesnt count as praying right

>>6726995
>>6727001

I like swallowing but in my beard is hot too. but i dont want a guy that is afraid of cum in his hair since i shoot a lot and far

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>>6727024
>>6727036
I think he meant he hadn't prayed for 3 months

>>6727048
just fuck me already daddy

>>6727048
lol you can cum in my hair any day ;)

>>6727054
>>6727065
no idea who you fruitcakes are and i've yet to see pics. mostly a bottom so i doubt i'll top unless i really like you

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>>6727071
perhaps we need a little motivation to post our pics

>>6727071
That's alright; I'm just fantasizing/trying to flatter and flirt with you. I'm probably too uggo for you. I'm vers/top, but love giving oral.

>>6727075
No better motivation than self motivation.

how do i find a qt bf who wouldn't mind being with an ugly shut-in

>>6727084
If you find out let me know.

>>6727084
We all want to know

>>6727077
>I'm probably too uggo for you
I'll be the judge of that

>>6727097
do you have kik

>>6727084
Would you mind being with an ugly shut in?
>Ugly shut in for other ugly shut ins here.

Is cok the hottest tripfag?

>>6727103
No I am

Guys within 4 miles of Clowshoes area on grindr:


Kiah - 5'8" - clownshoes use to always post a panda and this guy has one as his meme
http://i.imgur.com/cFQ4smj.png
http://i.imgur.com/h0n8QGc.png
http://i.imgur.com/QmsmWth.png

Luke - 5'7" - loves anime/games/feet
http://i.imgur.com/krpSHZe.png
http://i.imgur.com/1rAlHVJ.png
http://i.imgur.com/mSk76SB.png

Some hipster with dirty hairy:
http://i.imgur.com/9GzMeqn.png
http://i.imgur.com/i1CZ5Tq.png

Some guy - 5'7" - 26 - loves to travel
http://i.imgur.com/iSeEO3e.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/oHRhtsU.png

Some guy - 24 - 5'7"
http://i.imgur.com/14vdcMB.png
http://i.imgur.com/p2VnHLe.png

Some asian
http://i.imgur.com/8eoERgP.png
http://i.imgur.com/Nx4GgmD.png

Black guy:
http://i.imgur.com/g7FQNvs.png
http://i.imgur.com/3CaaH10.png

The cutest guy:
http://i.imgur.com/a0bE6MK.png
http://i.imgur.com/GCUXSfq.png

Bored guy:
http://i.imgur.com/RllS8tB.png
http://i.imgur.com/iBR9ZBb.png

Clownfish profile but says he's 18:
http://i.imgur.com/GsOnNra.jpg


I'm asking everyone in his area if they know anyone who goes by "clownshoes" and is 5'6"-5'7" , 26, and never leaves his house. :3 I'll let you know if anyone knows anything. So far only 3 have responded and said it doesn't sound like anyone they know or have talked to. The guys above haven't responded to me yet which means it may be him!

>>6727109
わかりません

>>6727111
>Some hipster with dirty hairy:
>http://i.imgur.com/9GzMeqn.png
>http://i.imgur.com/i1CZ5Tq.png
That's a girl

>>6727111
Get help.

>>6727100
nope, just steam and skype

>>6727102
>tfw no ugly shut in bf to help me become not a shut in while I help him

>>6727111
Jesus Christ. Why?
>>6727114
this

>>6727111
Have you been doing this to others?

Went to Arlington Cemetery today. It was a very emotional site. Paid my respects to the fallen. Was lucky enough to catch the changing of the guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

Unfortunately, there was some dipshit kid playing Pokemon Go, a hambeast with pink hair wearing neon green bunny ears and a mudslime family speaking sandtongue. I have never been so disgusted at a lack of disrespect before. It was a great shame that they had to act like that in a place of resting for brave men who have fought and died for our freedom and safety.

The Air & Space Museum (the one outside DC) was absolutely incredible though. I was there yesterday. My favourite was definitely the Horten Ho 229 which was in the refurbishment area. SR-71 and Enola Gay are the obvious follow-ups. Never realised how big the B-29 actually is until I saw it up close.

Had a bit of a laugh at dinner tonight though, I ordered a large pizza and the waitress brought out a foldable table to hold it. Could just finish half of it. Still not used to liberty-sized portions.

Besides the disrespectful degenerates at Arlington today, these few days in DC has been one of the best trips I've had the privilege to go on.

>>6727151
*at a lack of respect before

They should have been refused entry. Signs explicitly said to be respectful and for no recreation.

>>6727114

I'm coming for you clownshoes.
You can't hide forever.

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>>6727151
>some dipshit kid playing Pokemon Go, a hambeast with pink hair wearing neon green bunny ears and a mudslime family speaking sandtongue
All me btw.

>>6727120

because it's fun?


>>6727133

oh yeah all the time

>>6727168

I will beat you lifeless.

>>6727180
hey hottie

>>6727151
How were the Arabic people disrespectful?

>>6727111

I was honestly disappointed in the guys on grindr in CLOWNSHOES area. Lots of asians, blacks, mudslimes, etc. Why are you allowing these other races to take over your country and small villages that have been the land of europeans for centuries? They are ruining you UK and you're allowing them.

>>6727180

are you going to go hang out with Wiz and baltimore? Please beat some sense into that hambeast.

>>6727191

how are Arabs not ever disrespectful?
They believe in some bullshit religion created by a false prophet who molested children.

>>6727172
Are you the guy doxing trannies on mtfg also?

>>6727216
As opposed to a real prophet where allegations of child abuse are rampant in its biggest sect?

>>6727114

>Get help.

You should take the advice you spew out to others.

>>6727225

No, I don't go to the tranny gens

Why are all gay males so cute except me. Am I the only truly ugly one?

>>6727246

post pic like a normal person and be judged

>>6727246
easy attention

>>6727191
1) By showing up at a place where men who fought for freedom and liberty rest, while their religion promotes death, destruction and tyranny.
2) By speaking a foreign language belonging to the enemy of many of the men buried there.
3) Wearing hijabs
4) Showing up at the place treating it like a tourist attraction, not to pay their respects to the fallen. It's the equivalent of a Vietnamese person going to the Vietnam memorial and laughing.

Some of the Americans were just as bad with the last point but they can be forgiven. Mudslimes should be more self aware of the situation they are due to their connections to terrorism.

I was honestly very disheartened when I arrived in DC and saw 70% of the customs line filled with mudslimes. I thought I had escaped that kind when I left the UK, not to see even more in the land of liberty and freedom.

>>6727200
I'd be happy with never stepping foot within 20km of Baltimore for my entire life. Flying out to Indiana tomorrow as it is.

What trips/anons do you despise/hate the most on gaygen and why?

>>6727257

bloomington, indiana is my favorite travel destination

Indianapolis is a bit to black/ghetto for my taste but Pence has tried to make it better over the years.

>>6727257
I went to DC in 2003 and its filled with too many criminals in general. For some reason a bunch of poor people love DC. Honestly dissapointed in DC tbqh.

>>6727257
Oh i forgot you're a whitewashed turk so you understood what they were saying

>>6727267
Hate is such a strong word.

I dislike a few trips because they don't know their place. There is a hierarchy of trips here and I'm at the top along with SP and Senpai (but I top them both if u get what i meme).

"people" like irishanon are just... well the kid faked having a schizo meltdown in the threads for attention and thinks that he's the dogs bollocks when he literally looks like a potato.

That Sc*ttish meth addict is genuinely repulsive. "hurr i want people to know about my experience" Anyways hopefully he'll drop dead ASAP because his posts are boring as fuck.

>>6727275
Not staying in Indianapolis.

>>6727283
I haven't had any bad experiences with niggers, though there are many. All of the cashiers and security guards at the museums have been nogs and they've all been fine.

I'm sick to death of hearing people speaking Spanish. Spic kids are the most irritating little shits ever too.

The thing that does irk me is how non-whites (besides Asians) don't appreciate the exhibits in museums. They just run around looking at everything then head off to McDonald's. They don't realise the man hours and money and research poured into feats of engineering marvels like the SR-71 or ICBMs. Then again, non-whites have never achieved anything of note so you can't expect them to be interested in civilised things.

>>6727290
If I could understand Arabic, then I could also understand what a dog having its throat sandblasted is saying.

>>6727283

>poor black people love DC

There's a bunch of black organizations who fight tooth n' nail to prevent "white businesses" from coming into their neighborhoods. It's ridiculous and prevents black neighborhoods from becoming good places for everyone to live. Black poor people are afraid of the rent prices going up and that they'll actually have to work for a living so they try to keep things as ghetto as possible.

Sadly these black organizations are popping up all over the USA and it's all due to Obama and the fucking democrats.

>>6727296
Jesus christ is there anyone you don't dislike or find faults with?

>>6727314
Myself, Hickok45, Trump, Putin and my dog.

>>6727323
>he called swede a dog

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>>6727323
But then how do you deal at drag shows?

>>6727296
>I'm at the top along with SP and Senpai

Thx bb xoxo

>>6727328
I have a fault with Swede. He can't tank for shit on WoW.

>>6727333
What? Why would I ever go to a drag show?

RuPaul's isn't funny. Posting with gifs/quotes from it is not funny. Drag queens are not funny. It's just a bloke in makeup talking about taking cock and tucking his own, if I wanted to hear about that then I'd talk to Hitler.

>>6727359
RPDR is pretty fun.

More fun than Wow

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>tfw the fresh warm laundry you were laying in loses it's toastiness

>>6727374
Just get in the drier. Problem solved.

>>6727359
I want your thick gay cock inside me

>>6727374

Just lay on SP. He'll never lose his toastiness.

4:16 am in Nottingham and Clownshoes is still posting.


Mods should make sure he isn't using a proxy/vpn and ban him if he is.

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>>6727378
>spending long periods of time in public dryer units

>>6727390

Surprise, I am clownshoes. It's only 8:20 here.

>>6727394
You don't have your own tumble drier? Cmon now.

>>6727396
Same.

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>>6727401
>apartment complex
>built in waser/dryer unit
How rich do you think we are?

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>>6727390
>clownshoes' e-stalker goes to bed before sunrise

>>6727407
Don't you live in a castle made out of gold bricks like a normal person?

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>>6727410
no

>>6727387
Can't blame you. I'm a stud.

>>6727367
WoW is a hardcore game that requires intelligence, tactical thinking and dedication. RPDR requires functioning eyeballs and ears.

So no, you're wrong.

>>6727408

I'm just up waiting for August 14th armageddon in Texas.

>>6727412
Well if you're not even going to try then I can't help you can I. Some people just won't help themselves and won't even buy a house made out of gold with a room full of tumble driers. I despair.

>>6727414
Can I see your thick gay cock, daddy

>>6727296
>"people" like irishanon are just... well the kid faked having a schizo meltdown in the threads for attention and thinks that he's the dogs bollocks when he literally looks like a potato.
Got an archive link?

>>6727419

You're annoying and your sense of humor is so dry. You sound like an old dude (40+) or arab/asian who doesn't understand completely how white people interact and talk. You didn't even know what a gay pub was earlier, something everyone in the UK knows about, even those who aren't gay. Go spend another year in a mental hospital or just delete yourself from 4chan.

>>6727436
It was over a few days/weeks iirc. Earlier this year, around Jan-Feb. I'm most likely wrong on the time because I was barely posting on gaygen for a few months back then.

>>6727447
Strange, I don't remember that.

>>6727447
I think it was aug or september because I came in October and I don't remember it.

>>6727450
Yeah because he's irrelevant. I just remember it because it's fuckin hilarious and he tried to sweep it under the carpet when he came back 2 months ago or whenever. It's why he went anon.

>>6727447

Prior to meeting swede you were a total attention whore too. Guys on here just need boyfriends to make them sane.

>>6727455
I still am an attention whore, I've just branched out with my sources of attention so I have a nonstop flow and now I've just triggered my nicotine cravings cos I haven't had a smoke all week REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6727452
Could be. I wasn't around Oct-Feb much.

>>6727465
Did Swede give you HIV yet?

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i made this for my boyfriend in hopes he would buy me one but it didn't work

>>6727465
Oct to Feb was when I came around. Fun shitposting times.

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>>6727470
They mailed each other their unique strains years ago.

>>6727470
No, my supergonorrhoea neutralised it. We'll keep trying though!

>>6727478
Oct to Feb was utter shite, that's when nu-gaygen was running rampant and the threads became stale as fuck. Best shitposting time was Sep 14 to Aug 15.

Anyways I'm dead tired. Nightynight gaygen! ^_^

I need to follow God. bye guys

how to rimjob best?

I apologize to clownshoes.
I'm going to stop stalking him and being a creep.
What is wrong with me?
Omg what is wrong with me.

>>6727512
Never forget the taint
Only thing that makes me do gross uncontrollable sex groans

>>6727542
Oh god Hitler that's lewd.

>>6727531
Why are you stalking him?

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>>6727549

boredom, horniness, rage
and ugly guys with no confidence
are usually the best lays
and the easiest to forget about

>>6727596
So you're trying to fuck Clownshoes?

>>6727512
eat it like you mean it, get your whole face in there

>>6727257
>indiana
ew why

>>6727605

yes

I had sex with three people today.
The first one payed me.
The third was a close friend.
The second unexpectedly turned into a hardcore sadist dom/masochist sub, my ass is covered in welts and bruises.

>>6727615
Oh, right. Ok then. He seems pretty shy so I don't think it's gonna work. Whatever floats your boat. If you talk to him you'll realize he's alright.

>>6727624

He's not alright til' his cock is hard and deep inside me.

>>6727549
Is it?

>>6727634
>subbing for clownshoes

Wew lad

>>6727646

Just because he's bottoming doesn't mean he's subbing

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>>6727623

>tfw I've had sex twice in the past year

Love is a motherfucker. unless I'm with him I just can't get hard, and he wants nothing to do with me.

>>6727696
>tfw hhkv
what am I even doing with my life?

Who's your gaygen crush?

I like sludge kr and sp.

>>6727696

chaturbate com/derickscreamycock/


watch him that will get you hard

>>6727729
rugby and jupp

>>6727731
>disgusting twink
>not perfect bear

>>6727729
why tho

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>>6727731

>tfw he's actually hotter than the guy I'm in love with but I still have no sexual attraction to him

I've had a boner for like a year now, it's killing me.

Gaygen I talked to someone else about this.

How would you feel?
>precum a lot, a LOT
>big dick, over 7"
>cum even more than precum
>can literally have soaked through boxers on a date and have a small watch pet there (like an inch or two in diameter)
>start shaking a little when things get intimate

I find it really humiliating and gross, but someone else said it was fine and even endearing.

>>6727805
that's not that strange, i'm the same way

>>6727805
that sounds hot t b h

how do you fags feel about vintage homoerotica and gay porn? 'Cus i have a big ol collection ive been organising if anyones interested

A guy I want is in his late 30s and I am in my early 20s. Would that be a problem ? Does anyone have experiences with what big age differences are like ? I am worried that he'll use me or not take me seriously.

>>6727816
i'm in the same boat anon

>>6727805

Kawaii

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>>6727816
People will think you have a creepy daddy-son thing going on, and it most likely won't work out.

>>6727805
>>6727810
Well, nothing to worry about. The guy who dresses (badly) like a woman, and has a dogplay fetish is just like you.

>>6727831
You're the one that wanted to have a doctor milk me ;-; no senpai.

>>6727812
It's honestly gross.

>>6727810
You are? So you precum a whole lot?

>>6727838
silly goose, i don't dress like a woman yet

>>6727839
yeah
i've had more than a few incidents of soaking through my underwear from holding hands

I'm going to church tomorrow for the first time in a while. Im probably going to cry.

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>>6727848
Could have fooled me, hon.
Keep doing u

>>6727883
It's okay, Allah will forgive you.

>>6727884
Please leave the slur hon to the trans folks and lets not try and perpetuate it, it is a silly word. Say hun instead.

>>6727894
>leave the slur hon to the trans folks
That was the joke.

>>6727903
hon, please

>>6727894
do i look like a 5th century asian man to you?

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>>6727909
Is that a trick question?

>>6727917
yes
because the truth is i am a 5th asian trans woman

>>6727919
>asian trans

No wonder I enjoy chasing you so much.

>>6727839

You just need someone to tease you and give you daily milkings

>>6727929
im white trans

will you chase me :o

>>6727931
I'm too ugly for that senpai behave please :c

>>6727947

>behave

Never

>>6727958
Well I tried

>>6726685
I hate dogs

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>>6727979
Fuck you

>>6727824
Whats he like ?

I just talk to mine on okcupid for a bit. I find I tend to feel an attraction to older guys its weird.

>tfw you go away for a while
>tfw someone on Grinder messages you
>"ANON you're back!"

I've never talked to them, help ;-;

>>6728343
Maybe you have a doppelganger.

I think you have to show them a mirror or something to destroy them. So keep that in mind.

>>6728343
Ask them who they are? Sounds spooky. Hopefully they're not an alien.

>>6728355
Oh jesus christ it's my fucking mad stalker. Help.

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>>6728364
Your what? Have you tried telling the police?

>>6728375
>Help police someone is harassing me on Grindr
He's obsessed with me. He got fucking mad with me because I wouldn't go on a date with him. I don't know who he is, but he's weird. I half expect to be stolen away in a transit van at some point.

>>6728382
Well provide screencaps to them? If you're fearing for your personal safety like that, they'll probably do something about it. I wouldn't want you to get hurt by them, anon.

>>6728389
They've been doing this for over a year, fuck it.

>>6728393
Yeah, you should probably go to the police, I hope they help you.

>>6728407
Why bother. It's not like they're gonna do anything. If they do, whatever. It's just annoying they keep doing this.

>>6728416
You don't know that until you try though.

>>6728424
I mean the stalker. I don't really care if they do anything. I just hope they have the decency to kill me if they do.

>>6727805
I don't see the problem
>>6728343
yeah i've gotten that
>>6728364
gotten that too
usually just block all the accounts he messages you on and its pretty chill

>>6728431

Stalkers are cool yo. Why not just meet him and get it over with. He may turn out to be a charming guy you see potential with.

>>6728795
nice try, stalker

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>>6727733
Why would anyone like me?

>>6728874
I like me

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>>6728874
I know, right?

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>>6728887

What are you listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTFrCbQGyvM

>>6728906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_RGaSV0KIg&feature=relmfu

>>6728906
childrens screams

>>6728933
cool song I remember their infamous animal song

>>6728935
I hate that sound. I have neighbors with kids and sometimes I can hear them crying/screaming through the walls.

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>>6728954
Bad Touch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

>>6728935
Beat them with a shovel

>>6728971

Yeah that's it.

>>6728974
Rude

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>>6728906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RmRb5mMxl8

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>>6728906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg14Ocs03xA

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>>6728906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTpxWN7I8IU

_

>no bf to spend Sunday mornings with cuddling naked together in bed

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>>6728993
>heavy metal
Why am I not surprised.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AUEjzVQwKo

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>>6729012
I don't know. It's fun to listen to while cleaning.

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>>6729035
sure sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puEXCyqkEKA

>>6727623

since when were you a legit prostitute?
i thought you were just sexually liberal

>>6729035
It can be fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUDls2PgDUY

>>6729010

who dis

>>6728983
Saw em live last year, pretty good, definitly worth it.

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>>6728906

I'm 39 hours into my 304 hour long recording of the apollo 17 mission. i like to have it on my second monitor while i so stuff.

>apollo17.org

atm they are still on the way to the moon, Schmidt has just eaten a peanut butter sandwich and the crew are unloading a probe from the cargo hold.

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>>6729072
My friend saw em a few years back. Said after seeing them he couldn't hear anything for hours cause of how loud it was. Said it was worth it though.

>>6729068

chaturbate com/mattydacutie/
rec-tube.com/search/mattydacutie/

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>>6729088
>jesus

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>>6729125

>implying you don't want SP in cut-off bootie shorts

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>>6729129
No

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAZX65p9MIs

>>6729129

yo how do his bones fit into such small legs

freaky

>>6728906

http://www.vevo.com/watch/JPU981503691

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>>6729141

I've seen skinnier legs.

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>>6729153
Babymetal scares me to the bone.

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>>6729141

greco rai has skinny legs and a nice plump butt

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what does he mean by this?

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>tfw no star wars bf

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>>6729211
Big, beefy, and hairy is best of all males

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>>6729211

>tfw since i started squatting my hamstrings have grown faster than my glutes
>tfw my butt now looks smaller because of it

>>6729064

I used to be one, years ago. Back then it wasn't entirely of my own volition, tho. I was groomed and if you ever hear anyone call me an ex-junkie, that's when it happened, too.
Yesterday was the first time i dabbled in it in a long time. Whoring, I mean. I'm not a junkie anymore.

>>6729223

I like variety.

>>6729224
Stop working your hammies then.

>>6729232

but its a squat, i cant not work hammies

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>>6729246
Then work your glutes 2x more

>>6729259
>get liked by guys on an app
>either too ugly or out of my league
I have the looks or confidence for these qts.

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Can you imagine being a celebrity. Like maybe for one second he saw my name on one of his twitter or facebook notifications.

And maybe he thought. Well, he's cute. And in that tiny moment you were in his mind.

>>6729383

bro you seriously need to get laid

American gaygenner's....

Are you voting for Hitlery or Drumpf or not voting at all?

>>6726687
6million/10

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>>6729386
>sex-less now 5 year relationship
I just like to think about falling in love again, I don't even want to cheat.

>>6726690
Prolly the Jews up to their tricks

>>6729412

just suck on your fingers after cumming on them
and post a webm

>>6729416

??????????????
is your partner missing genitalia or something?

>>6729440
I meant we haven't had sex recently, well, recently more like in a year lmao.

>>6729443

so why the fuck not?

mashing genitals together is a key part of any relationship
wtf are you guys doing?

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>>6729451
>wtf are you guys doing?
GETTING INTO TROUBLE!

IT"S FUN GETTING INTO TROUBLE!

>>6729211
Greco Rai has the face and body of a goblin

>>6729468
same

>when your cat gets hungry and is trying to get your attention
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZeFVoCdBO9

>>6729468
he looks like ftm minnie driver

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>>6729534

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anyone else just REALLY like eating ass?

idk exactly what it is, i just find it super fun

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>>6729554
tru... tru...

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>>6729550
Holy shit he does
I can't unsee this

>>6729559

Colbydaddy is so perf desu

>>6729564

didnt he go a bit insane?

new thread: >>6729679
>>6729679
>>6729679

>>6729580

some other pornstar did

>>6729554
I don't think I ever wil... Eat a man's poopoo

>>6729682
Guess not.