/mtfg/ - trans woman general

hi

No homo btw

>>6724749
ur gay
>>6724756

yuri is for gayfers desu

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>>6724749
yuri always wins

>tfw held hands with your gf
>tfw no longer pure

>>6724749
Gay furry transgirls? Where do I sign up?

Find your inner strength. White and alt right. Love yourself like we love you.

tfw cutest person ever likes me
but time to hopefully get some painkillers prescribed that actually work ;;
wish me luck!

>>6724729
>general relativity
>quantum mechanics
Pick one.

>>6724765
probably a gas station somewhere

>>6724667
He's black by USA definitions of race.
>>6724675
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcubierre_drive
In any case you don't actually even need a warp drive to get to nearby star systems
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_pulse_propulsion
Ayys will come one day.

>>6724768
Why pick one? Just because they conflict doesn't mean they aren't both accurate descriptions of reality. If anything it's probably neither (in it's current form), but if I HAD to choose, quantum mechanics covers more stuff.

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>>6724765
this is about as far as I'll go along the furry route

>>6724774
Hes white by reality's definition of race

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My breakfasts get weird sometimes.

https://clyp.it/gcejpwo1

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my stomach feels weird

like i just wanna play persona 3 but it feels too bad to sit up right now or like focus on anything

what should i do? i took some tums but they havent helped yet

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1 year tranniversary!

>>6724782
it's all squished up with your other organs cuz of that corset!

>>6724779
1/2*

>>6724781
Goals

>>6724782
Go back to sleep

>>6724783
Nice.

>>6724782
make yourself puke

>>6724784
thats not the problem!! i havent even worn in in a week!!!

>>6724788
but im not very tired
and it keeps making grumbly noises and feeling like stuff is stirring around in there ugh
i think maybe the milk i used in my cereal last night was a little too old :/

>>6724779
>That mixed race guy who wanted a seat on the bus in 1950
>Nigger
>That mixed race guy who became leader of the free world in 2008
>White
Hypocrisy at it's finest.

>>6724793
See
>>6724786

Obama has a white mom and a black dad. Fuck off.

>>6724757
Aren't you bi senpai

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>>6724781
https://clyp.it/2mpuqgck

>>6724796
Unlike Jewishness I don't think it particularly matters if the mother or the father is this or that race when considering if the child counts as this or that.

>>6724796
He's still not white

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>>6724749
good edition

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>>6724749
>>6724762

>not femboy edition
Plebe taste

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>>6724797
N-no (mostly)

>>6724760
Ur a gayfer :^)

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>>6724814
elanna this is u

>>6724797
Bi isn't homo tho

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>>6724810
I-I'm a femboy, I'm just a girl femboy...

>>6724806
He is half white. Calm your bergers for a moment.

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>>6724810
Femboys can yuri if they're fem enough, right?

>>6724802
>realistic shape
a-are dicks supposed to look like that

>>6724802
Not a bad voice

>>6724793
If he was just another guy on the street you would have classed him as black. Hell Korra is mixed yet she gets called nigger here everyday. You're just doing damage control trying to pretend the one drop rule never existed now one is president.

>tfw hungover
>depressed
>heartbroken
>and out of coffee

morning..

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>>6724814
Good girls shouldn't start arguments.

>>6724826
as long as the love remains pure

sushiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :3

>>6724827
I don't even wanna know.

>>6724831
tfw know most of this pain right now too

>>6724830
Meant to quote >>6724796

>>6724827
thats a boydick, you're probably used to seeing girldicks so it looks weird

>>6724823
>Tell that to a religious nuts
It's half homo

>>6724825
And... He still gets treated like any other black man

I'm sad so i'm watching a livestream of some cats https://livestream.com/tinykittens/felicity

What are you up to?

>>6724843
It's full homo as far as religious nuts are concerned, bi-erasure yay.

Huh Dr. Bart prices went up
From 2900 € to 4300 € for primary rhinoplasty.

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>>6724833
>implying I'm a good girl

>>6724828
My voice isn't great, it's kinda low and it has this croaky thing that always seems to happen.

>>6724827
I was talking about a different toy, we're just reading sex toy descriptions aloud :D

>>6724821
Still just as funny the second time :3

My dog is snoring. Just thought I'd let ya know.

>>6724830
Im really not. He has a white mother and and a black father. Just because he looks like a full black guy doesnt make him one and he is not the first black president he is the first mixed race president. Why cant this penetrate your thick skull?

Korra is just a socially inept hon i never even brought that up. Talk about damage control lol


>>6724844
>president of USA is treated like any other black guy

Well thought out remark champ

>>6724852
You sound like a very sophisticated lady.

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also

WHERE
IS
FALL

>>6724839
it hurts ;_;

>>6724858
waiting until September ends

>>6724856
We have all of US history at our disposal and Obama is black

>>6724852
oh okay good so im not deformed

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>>6724855
Aww.

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>>6724861
im looking at fall images on danbooru and its just making it worse tbth

ugh, i wanna move, too.

>>6724858
no let it say summer so it rains forever

>>6724856
>What is the one drop rule
>What is 8 years of his more rabid opponents calling him a nigger

>>6724856
>He has a white mother and and a black father.
So what this isn't Judaism
>Just because he looks like a full black guy doesnt make him one and he is not the first black president he is the first mixed race president
You never answered my question as to why Korra who is also mixed and even the exact same shade as Obama is widely considered to be black here whereas you are now trying to argue that Obama is not. Even your own kind will tell you he's black. Your friends on /pol/ call him a nigger all day every day.

>>6724861
Will it ever get better?

>>6724867
I'm really looking forward to going out to the country and picking apples with my mum. soon.jpg

Fall is the best season.

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>>6724826
>>6724834

Still is yaois, even if they've made a femgen and grown boytits

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>tfw buspirone

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>>6724873
What measure is a non white?

>>6724878
At what point does it stop being femboy yaoi and start being transgirl yuri?

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Hi, I'm with the Make a Wish foundations and we have a little boy here, Mikey, whose dying wish is to see the butts of mtfg trips...

Can any of you help make a little dying boy's wish come true?

>>6724881
We don't get to choose our race. The society we live in chooses it for us.

>>6724867
it's like
relatively cool and rainy here this weekend
like mid/late october usually is
and it's givin me the fall feels so hard

fuck i got all the windows in the apartment open for the first time since May

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>excited to go full time
>remember I have to pass the low income/refugee apartments on the way to work
It would take me only 2 seconds to do so since I'd ride my bike but still, scary...

>>6724888
Wait a minute, you should call sheen so your ailing midget can both see a trip's butt from extremely close and stop suffering permanently seconds afterwards.

>>6724893
Wear a hooded sweater, put it up when going through areas you aren't comfortable with?

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>>6724877
i want it
i want it so bad

>>6724890
its so fucking hot here and it's going to stay hot for the foreseeable future
fuck this shitty life i just want it to be fall already!! so i can wear sweaters and see the leaves change and stuff! and move, since our lease will be up finally thank god

oh also are u coming up to ny this month?

>>6724886
It just starts mashing together, like how it gets hard to tell some fem gays from some soft butches

>>6724881
This >>6724889 USA has for decades had retarded race criteria and now some are trying to backtrack due to Obama becoming president.

>>6724899
>Get shot because you're confused for someone else.

>>6724875
No. It won't.

>>6724899
>just cover up so as not to trigger the subhuman mudslimes
Sure. Great solution.

>>6724888
>tfw my parents let me waste my make-a-wish when I was young and stupid
Then again, I don't know the age limit for that shit and it wasn't exactly wasted, I guess.

>>672
When in each others loving embrace they realize that deep down in their heart they are really girls after all.

>>6724914
Err, meant for >>6724886

>>6724903
yeah y'alls weather right now is what we've had going on since june. i feel ur pain.

jelly i dont get to see the leaves change so much here. everything just dies suddenly.
WHERE Y'ALL GON MOVE THO?

and nah, i dont think NYC is happening atm. i had a bunch of unexpected expenses come up and while i could still swing it, it would make things a little tighter for me money wise than i want them to be ;-;

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>>6724912
What was your wish? And why did you get one?

>>6724920
>tfw always wanted to visit NYC
>tfw no money
>tfw shut-in freak anyway

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>>6724857
Oh dear, I should fix that voice then, I wouldn't want to mislead people like that ;~;

>>6724865
Yup!

>>6724903
Your art taste is so incredibly based.

>>6724848
Why are you sad?

>>6724908
Was funposting. I'm from a country that's constitutionally colorblind, I suggested something even more offensive than what was discussed and posted a pic of a pure-blooded European to boot. That didn't call for a serious (you).

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>>6724886
When they finally acept their true nature. Otherwise they'll still keep identifying as boys and talking like them even if they've very nearly gone all the way .

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>>6724920
well probably just another spot in the city or nearby, im really pushing for us to move north of the city into the suburbs because i really need to be somewhere with more trees and fewer people i think.

>jelly i dont get to see the leaves change so much here. everything just dies suddenly.
yeah das a bummer. it's a huge plus to living in the northeast.

i totes understand about nyc -- dont worry bout it. i actually spent too much when i was abroad and i need to start saving up for stuff like moving and maybe jet or school start-up costs for NEXT fall. lol LOOK AT ME TRYING TO BE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT

anyways wake me up when september ends am i rite

>>6724937
what are cool places to visit in nyc

im moving there in about a year

>>6724942
can i get a nim hugg when you get here

>>6724937
totes.. gonna go listen to it now desu

seriously best thing about fall is baking with my mum. ultra feminine feels every damn time

>>6724945
are you prescribed

>>6724947
yes

>>6724893
You'll go fulltime? I am so happy for you! And proud!

>>6724949
could i see a prescription

>>6724924
dang ;-;

>>6724937

>because i really need to be somewhere with more trees and fewer people i think.
yes i can totes see the appeal of that after living in the BIG APPLE
>lol LOOK AT ME TRYING TO BE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT
hah right? i finally kinda sorta am starting to get my shit together and yeah
trying to save up for a big trip next summer so i gotta start pinching pennies and shit and finding even mooooore methods of income.
also the more money i get the more i like having money, which is a bit scary
>anyways wake me up when september ends am i rite
u rite

>>6724893
If you don't pass they will bash you, if you pass they will rape you.

>>6724934
>constitutional colorblind

That's sounds like that pc bs

>>6724956
That largely predates the PC era. Most French constitutions have been strongly egalitarian since the very first.

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well work got cancelled today bc of flooding =_=

>>6724933
Ah just the usual stuff that the future will never be good, i won't pass and won't get a job and so on...

>>6724950
Thank you anon <3 And yes I am gonna do it, this week showed me I really can
>>6724955
Ive never heard of violent crime happening there desu, it is a mini ghetto in a well off town after all. The cops would probably love to get some excitement for once.

>>6724964
waterbend it away

>>6724956
It's a policy dating back to 1978 actually. And it wasn't for PC reasons it was because they were invaded by a country that had a penchant for rounding up and gassing people based on their racial classification.

can i get a tldr of what happened with korra and grace

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>>6724970
ha if only i could i would

>>6724969
>sheltered suburban kid
>scared of immigrants
checks out

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>>6724932
:u ty
i have this thing for collecting seasonal illustrations idk why
for some reason my emotions are really tied up in weather i think

>>6724942
ummmm, theres a lot! what kind of things do you like?

>>6724946
lol naisu
im listening clap your hands say yeah's s/t album which, for some reason, has always felt really fall-ish to me
i think the first time i listened to it i was just starting my sophomore or maybe junior year of high school and i guess i just always associate it with september/october now

>>6724953
yeah the BIG APPLE is neat and all but i honestly dont think it's for me lol
like if i dont get into jet im gonna move to upstate ny for environmental or agricultural studies, probably

girl where u gonna go next summerrrrrrrrrrrr
and dont do too many crimes ok

>>6724914
>>6724886
>Precious Yaoi boys flipping over into boring yuri couple
Booo!

>>6724924
Go, mingle, the art scenes are fun, Brooklyn is great.

>>6724964
We were just having an argument over whether you're black or not. /pol/ is stuck in the most unfortunate choice of either accepting that the president is black or accepting you into their Aryan community.
>>6724973
I think Grace is mad that Korra dropped trip to avoid being filtered.

>>6724979
ummm, im not sure!

i like animation, so much so that im going to nyc to study it!

ive been once before but it was overwhelming that i didnt really know what to see lol

i went to a comedy show in broadway i think i was and most of the acts there great

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>>6724980
yaoi > yuri

imo

>>6724851
FUCK
is it just that or other procedures too?

>>6724988
oh cool! that's awesome. im into animation as well.
what school are you going to?

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>>6724981
Yeah but how do I get there?

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>>6724986
well okay? my birth certificate says black but the darker skinned blacks never accepted me as one of their own if that helps either argument any

>>6724992
>revealing your school on 4chan

>>6724992
the hope is to get into SVA, the school of visual arts :)

>>6724996
>race on your birth certificate
For what purpose America?

>>6724997
>>6725000
im not there yet ;)

>>6724977
Its what happens when you're fed all these stories about them doing horrible shit

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>>6724988
>>6725000
waaaait you must be young, huh? oh shit youre still in high school arent you
damn god DAMN

anyway that's cool! sva is like the only good for-profit art school anywhere, ever. i was thinking of trying to get a job there actually. i have a bfa myself u kno...

>>6724997
what? who even cares new york is humongous anyway

>>6725007
grace gonna get nigger raped

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>>6725005
i have no idea lol i guess it helps /w something

>>6724979
>>6724979
> upstate ny for environmental or agricultural studies, probably
that sounds neat. so does jet.
idk if i told you buy if you have questions about jet and stuff i thiiiink that's what MAI WAIF went thru when she taught in japan so i could get you in touch with her if you got questions

>girl where u gonna go next summerrrrrrrrrrrr
anyyyyyyyyywhere in europe would be cool, but rn we're thinking iceland/berlin/antwerp

>>6725005
How else are you going to spot them dang half breed freaks?

>>6725011
nooo! i'm 20 ^^

i just did all my general requirements at a community college to save money :)

what's your bfa in? maybe you'll end up being my counselor or something haha

>>6725000
>tfw going to some autistic STEM school
>tfw will never be a hip art student in the heart of New York

>>6725030
part of me wants to be a geneticist and make a clone army but im bad at math

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>>6725019
oooooooooooh yeah you did tell me that but i ding dang done forgot!!!!!
i would be interested in hearing about it yah for sure i have been reading so many peoples stories about jet to collect info for myself and all that or w/e

>anyyyyyyyyywhere in europe would be cool, but rn we're thinking iceland/berlin/antwerp
naisu naisu
one of my friends went to iceland for three weeks this summer and she said it was an amazing experience. u should totes do that.

>>6725026
oh, gotcha. but you're still plenty younger than me l-lol

>what's your bfa in? maybe you'll end up being my counselor or something haha
well the program was for a general bfa in studio arts but i mainly focused on digital and installation work as well as video
i did a bit of everything and so i was never all that good at any one thing :^)
but nah im not gonna be in nyc by the time you're here anyway sorry!

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>>6724879
>tfw busprirone

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>>6725036
part of me wants to be an interior designer but im bad at art

>>6725040
awwww okay haha

you moving for work?

>>6725040
imma get her in touch with you when she gets back for surrrre

yeah she spent a month of her time away in iceland and it just looks fucking AMAZING and im so into it

>>6725042
so am i anon but i practice every day :)

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>Friend tells me that if he was a girl he'd fuck me
>has told me that he wants to play with my tits when they grow

What am i supposed to make out here? That i am attractive to him, or is there more implications to it???

>>6725050
He wants to fuck you

>>6725050
Is your friend an abnormally chaste gay boy?

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>>6725030
this is not necessarily something you should bemoan. being cool while you're in college is nice in and of itself for obvious reasons, and i dont regret that, but i do at times wish i had studied something more practical. in a lot of ways i feel like studying art felt right at the time for me but it wasn't ultimately the correct decision -- in a lot of ways, looking back on it, im pretty sure i was doing it because it felt like doing something else would have been too hard, and i was also obsessed with appearances, i.e. being a cool, hip, art student.

again, i dont necessarily regret it... i do love art and i was always interested in it. i just dont think i knew when to give up and do something that would have been better for myself and my future because i was too afraid of self-reflection at the time.

i dont know. maybe im being too self-analytical today.

>>6725043
hopefully, but if not, i'll be moving for grad school

>>6725044
cool thank!!!!!!!!
also im gonna start reading this book a jet teacher wrote about it

>>6725058
oh cool!

what's your focus gonna be?

>>6725054
That's only IT?

>>6725056
He's a dude bro, wants to have sex with girls and flirts with them all the time. Been a friend with him since we were 12 school and we're both 22 now.

Everytime I meet someone new I like them but then start hating them after like 2 months. What do

>>6725068
Keep meeting new people?

>>6725068
>tfw ive been here for two months
sorry ive soured on you anon :(

>>6725063
He probably has some repressed gay desires that he is willing to take out on you because you'd be more girl than guy.

nim is the new grace

>>6725042
you're not making art per se, but rather it's a job that has more about dealing with people and designing things for them. if anything you need good people skills and you can always learn about interior design

daily reminder

>>6725082
is that a good thing or a bad thing

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>>6724991
Chin/Jaw seems the same 3300 €
I wont be doing anything more so I don't konw the rest procedures.

How do I stop being a NEET? Seriously, I just started HRT but not yet soon enough to see any visible or feel any emotional effects.

It feels like I'm living in a black hole.

>>6725113
Get a job

>>6725115
Because its just that easy.

>>6725120
I get like 3 offers a day on linkedin. Create a profile there.

>>6725120
i have a job

>>6725036
You don't need to be good at math to splice genes, do you?

>>6725113
There are three ways you can not NEET:
>1. get employed
>2. get educated
>3. get trained

>>6725143
she can marry into money and then do "charity" work.

>>6725120
It is actually. I bet you think you're above working in fast food. Kill yourself.

>>6725145
Why "charity" in quotations? (Also, being a housewife / househusband counts as employment I believe?)

>>6725120
It's not difficult to get a minimum wage job.

>>6725150
I am afraid to apply to a fast food place because I'd be devastated if they turned me down.

>>6725150
Even fast food turns me down, think before talking you fucking cunt.

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>>6725139

>>6725161
even mcdonalds?
for the most part, all they want is someone who wants to fill a role.

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Tfw no skeleton to eat you out

>>6725165
Even them, Im in a very dead area where its next to impossible to get anything done.

>>6725161
>>6725165
to add, you might be getting turned down because you sound and act like you don't care. Nobody's going to hire someone that looks like they're not going to show up.

>>6725104
Only nikky and Brad succeed from ffs

>>6725169
what's that supposed to mean?

>>6725164
I want to get out of my current field and pick up genetic engineering, not for any particular purpose, just inserting random genes from one creatures into another and seeing what lives and try breeding more of them and letting them loose into the environment to see what they do.

>>6725171
But nikky wants more surgeries.

>>6725173
That means Im from a dying area where places are closing down left and right, even fast food is just boarding up and closing because it costs them too much to stay open, so what people are in the town flock to any job they can to stay alive. I hate this place.

being trans is nice because at least you know why your life is pure suffering

Every edition is yuri edition.

>>6725177
It'll just make her better looking

>>6725183
is futa yuri still yuri

>>6725178
Get out?

>>6725178
ahh
yeah, that sucks. You can't get hired where nobody's opening positions.
Have you considered looking farther for work? or are you basically in the middle of Montana, where the next town over is about 100 miles?

>>6725187
This is an interesting question.

>>6725159
Just keep applying

>>6725178
Move. Too broke? Get a backpack and hitch out

>>6725192
I have towns close by, but no car to get to them.

>>6725161
Then lose some weight

>>6725178
West Virginia?

Second session of laser hair removal done, how many more until the facial stubble stops being gross and everywhere? At least a little?

>>6725196
Hop on a greyhound

>>6725191
landlords generally won't just say, "here, have the apartment. We'll trust that you pay your bills." You have to have something to show them.
and as a general rule of thumb, NEET > homeless

>>6725196
What about the bus?

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I just discovered my useless superpower.

I can have a mini-orgasm on demand. Not intense enough to make me moan, but enough to make me shudder.

>>6725200
Five more bb

>>6725202
I had more fun when I was homeless.

>>6725201
Im not paying $60+ one way just to go to a town thats an hour away.
>>6725202
And yes being homeless is much worse than being a NEET I can confirm.

>>6725206
iwanttobelieve.jpg

I want it so bad. I was an idiot and waited until 9mo in to start laser. This is so awkward.

>>6725187
Not as far as /u/ is concerned; futa yuri is still strictly /d/ material.

>>6725204
How do you do that? Is it like tensing muscles?

Speaking of tensing muscles, does anyone have to work extra hard to get the last few drops out when they pee?

>>6725113
I've just been doing a bunch of feminine activities that I prohibited to myself.

I discovered that I adore fashion, find cooking middling but very fun if you're cooking with someone in mind. My end-goal is to be a doting housewife with kids, but it might not all come true. In the meanwhile, I'm seeing what I can do in fashion.

It's a damn shame I'm trans, because I was a model beforehand.

>all these lazy work shy scumbags

Sickening

>>6725201
If you're going to fuck doggos, pick one that isn't ugly. Afghan hound, maybe? Or just whippet.

>>6725211
While I'm thinking about it, is it normal to get a small amount of tiny scabs after laser? It was turned up for this second one and I noticed I have a few this time in various places.

>>6725200
A few elliptical bald patches started at three, it's about half gone at four. Your milage may vary. It looks really weird when it's half gone, by the way. Stubble is still gross, just not everywhere.

Hi thread <3 <3 <3

>>6725217
Post pics. Trans models are in right now.

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>>6725166
>Tfw your skeleton BF will never eat you out

>>6725220
I never got that, some people do but I'm not sure if that's a sign that there is damage to the skin or not. You should probably tell the technicians about that next time you see them. Hopefully they'll go away on their own, don't pick at them.

>>6725223
I had some of that after the first session, now with the second one just finishing I've got these weird strips where there's little to none and then tons of gross stubble from the session I just had that I have to wait for it to come out. It looks so strange and awkward.

>>6725224
carol what if you weere round we could roll u lol

>>6725225
The thing is, I had one of those really nice androgynous bodies that literally everything looked good on. I was basically my mom's dress-up doll for a good part of my life, even though I hated shopping for guy clothes.

Now? I'm like, probably a 7.5/10. Definitely look like a girl, but not like a super attractive one, especially since I'm still getting electro done leaving PIH and scabs. Not everything looks super fantastic on me.

>>6725231
w-wha...?

>>6725225

I know a trans girl (through the internet) who's a model.

>>6725229
Alright I won't. Thanks, I'll make sure I mention that next time in case it's important.

>>6725233
good pup

>>6725232
You probably look a lot better than you think.

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Fuck you guys

>>6725242
right

Im gonna kill myself.

>>6725242
Aren't you going to at least take us out to a nice dinner first?

>>6725237
w-woof :3

>>6725242
No thx anon I've lost all interest in that.

> Feminine body, unmistakably girly.
> Fairly noticeable boobs, they started growing again for some reason and they're approaching a small B (34B with the +4 method).
> Face and voice are androgynous.
> Still really sensitive about ongoing electro scabbing/PIH and my skin tone is pretty crap as a result.
> Type-3 FFS in two months.
> Always embarrassed to go outside, let alone use a public washroom because I don't even know how people see me.

Help.

>>6725225
>trans
>model
It's literally only andrea peijic who was already androgynous. No one wants to see a man in a wig posing as a woman on a billboard

>>6725251
type 3?
and how much are you paying for it anon?

How do you not cry when you see a picture of a cis-woman?

>>6725251
I can help you if you'll be my GF.

>>6725259
Get a grip

I fell in love with chara :(

>>6725265
Everyone does.

>>6725261
I'm not a homo, sorry.

>>6725267
I haven't.

>>6725269
Hope you die then

>>6725269
You don't know if that poster is a guy or a girl though.

I read a sister yuri manga today and now I'm full of happiness...and sadness.

>>6725259
get motivated!

>>6725265
she is something. I like her too.

>>6725267
I'm not in love with her. I like her though.

>>6725275
This is mtfg, I'd assume a girl.

>>6725284
There are a lot of guys here like me. Who exist here purely for the sake of wanting to talk to and compliment cute girls.

>>6725278
>tfw you'll never be a real oneechan to your imouto ;_;

>>6725287
Chasers are even worse.

>>6725293
"Waaaa, I don't like girls or boys"

>>6725298
That's not fair, I'm pretty sure she just doesn't like anyone interested in her. A perfectly reasonable proposition, like "I'd never join a club that would have me as a member".

I don't pay attention to I Am Jazz and Caitlyn Jenner's shows but I caught some random tv guide descriptions....

Jenner is bi (or straight)? I somehow thought she was a lesbian. Also, since when do people get surgery to stop male puberty? I thought you just needed hormone blockers.

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hi there y'all!
I hope you're doing well!
Here!
Have a cute goat!

>>6725298
Turns out that desperation isn't an attractive trait.

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>>6725103
It's good
It means you start out super nice, optimistic, and happy
You become the thread qt waifu
Some even feel like they're raising you
And then you grow up and slowly corrupt until you're a real girl
Congrats
-Grace

how i find bf without getting murdered?

>>6725302
Hiya Red <3
How are you?
Also those goats are adorable O.O

>>6725302
ty for the goat

I want to go volunteer at a LGBT center. Have any of you done this before, or been to one?

>>6725300
I don't watch those shows either, but Jenner has said weird things like she's into women but would find being with a man validating, or something. I don't know, I don't want to search it down.

No idea about surgery to stop male puberty, all I could think of would be castration? Hormone blockers would work just fine though.

>>6725306
If you're going for someone desperate you're meeting the wrong people girl.

>>6725309
i'm good and tight, wearing my corset
how are you?

I tried playin Silent Hill 3 on hard difficulty and was absolutely stumped by the first real puzzle lol. Now I ordered a complete Shakespeare anthology on amazon.

>>6725308
become the murderer

>>6725103
It means you're going to be going full time within a year. (From what I remember of the picture you posted that's definitely not out of the question, anyways.)

>>6725320
I'm feeling pretty good ^^
I visited my sister, her dad and my brother :3
It was pretty fun. Also had a weird conversation with my mum.

>>6725315
it's okay, I volunteered in Houston.
You'll meet a variety of people if you live in a big city, some nice lesbian and gay people, hons that are caring, trans men
they might just give you basic chores

>>6725326
how was it weird?
were your parents being dicks?

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>transgirls actually have standards

FUCK YOU. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY GF EVEN IF I'M A NEET MANLET BECAUSE YOURE GROSS AND WEIRD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6725330
No, it just switched between topics really quickly and we ended up talking about drugs. Weird af, kinda fun tho.
>>6725333
aw :c
*hugs*

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>>6725333

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>>6725327
>they might just give you basic chores
They have a "cyber center", so I think I can volunteer to do something vaguely technical.

The application worries me a little though

>>6725333
So many boys told me something like that when I turn them down.

But my standard are low
>be taller than me
>don't stink
>don't smoke
>don't be ashamed of me

>>6725344
Just say "she" and don't get hung up on it, geez.

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>>6725345
>be taller than me

>>6725338
my mom always talks about drugs with me
she's paranoid...

>>6725352
I'm only 5'3.4" :^)

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>>6725352
>>6725333
Look brah if you can't even snag one of us you may as well join us it's hopeless for you bro

>>6725307
i even kinda look like you which is a little funny ^^

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>>6725333
>manlets think they have the privilege to approach us

start growing, neet

>>6725352
>tfw 6'4", you'll never find someone taller than you ;_;
Just kidding, I don't really care about height, small can be cute.

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I just swatted and killed a mosquito cuz I was paranoid of Zika and I feel so guilty...
poor little insect...
I'm sorry.

>>6725353
Well, I think my mom now thinks I might be on drugs. On the bright side when I eventually do as I plan and try some stuff I don't think she'll kick me out or argue or anything.

She's probably a bit more tolerant tho than when my brother was taking stuff because she thinks I'm quite sensible.

>>6725358
You'd think someone who used to be a man would have more compassion for men.

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>>6725358
>>6725356
>>6725352
>>6725333
>>6725345
> tfw 6'1", fit, good job, dress well, and would gladly take you out to dinner

where da trans wommen at

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so florence + the machine released all of their songs for FF15 ;3; i've never been so happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhGz6BLywIo

i don't really have any standards...
just be nice and maybe give me a gift...

>>6725367
Yeah but you're a std infested promiscuous gay man so nobody cares, fuck off.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>6725364
You will be sorry chad. Soon.

>>6725371
:O
w-why are you reeing?
>>6725370
Fuck off cuck, Red is awesome.

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>>6725372

>>6725364
I'm normally at bars waiting for someone to approach me.

>>6725374
because im fucking pissed at my life

dumb frogposters please go

if i give you a 100% rare pepe will you go away?

>>6725372
> implying you can afford a gun on your mom's allowance.

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>>6725379
Have a cute frog I saw today.

>>6725360
I don't like killing insects either, but you're not unjustified in what you did. Even if they don't have zika, they still carry other diseases. It's sad but it's probably positive for other people and animals that won't get bitten because of it.

>>6725380
>implying I cant sell my WoW account for over a million dollars and buy a tank

There will be nowhere to hide for you Chad.

>>6725370
i'm not a man....

>>6725378
Aw :c
I hope life becomes easier and better for you soon.
>>6725360
Its just a mosquito. Don't worry about it. Insects don't have souls or emotions.

>>6725386
lets splice together giant mosquitos and take over the world joan

>>6725390
neither do trannies desu

>>6725380
Guns are cheap and plenty in the land of freedom, anon.

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>>6725363
I'm just memeing around with ya

>>6725370
Red is a cute girl, you dork

>>6725386
i suppose....
i don't want to hurt anything
>>6725390
we don't know that...

>>6725391
>giant mosquito
Oh god no, I'd rather promote the plan of driving them to extinction by releasing modified mosquitos that only have male offspring or something.

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>>6725391
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO PLEASE GOD NO

"I could have been born a woman, 50/50 coin flip chance" keeps playing over and over in my head.

>>6725402
Eh, they are lesser beings anyway.

>>6725405
Could you do the same for Brits, please?

>>6725411
:(
thats a bit mean to us

>>6725405
would you put up with constant thick swarms of mosquitoes in the air for 6 months in order to get rid of mosquitoes forever?

>>6725390
There's some evidence that insects have things like emotion. We can't say what their subjective experience is, but they have some behaviors that look like what we'd call emotion in vertebrates.

http://brainblogger
.com/2015/06/26/do-insects-have-emotions-and-empathy/

>>6725418
what if it was phrased as give all the men hormones

>>6725419
Male mosquitos don't bite (only females do, they need blood to feed their offspring), so I'd be willing to put up with that, yeah.

>>6725420
i just try not to hurt any living animals

>>6725420
see >>6725409

>>6725418
Hey, I wouldn't be quite French if I didn't tease rosbifs from time to time...

>>6725430
>French
I thought you continentals were all European now?

Blaire White made me realize I'm a hon and detransition

>>6725428
"Lesser beings" isn't a particularly scientific concept. What makes a being lesser? And why does that imply that they are not worthy of empathy?

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>>6725426
Even that kind of animal?

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>>6725360
Sorry but I have to excommunicate you from DA church. Come back when you start to pick snails on road. And to be forgiven don't forget to bring donations so I can do some more activism.

arizona is a fucking hellhole

>>6725433
do u speak welsh

>>6725435
They are tiny things that spread diseases and are incapable of sentient thought. Therefore lesser beings.

trannies are lesser beings imo

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Who /black nightmare-mode/ here?

>>6725408
Not quite 50%, slightly more males are born than females.
>In a study around 2002, the natural sex ratio at birth was estimated to be close to 1.06 males/female.[7]
So more like 51% chance male, 49% chance female, although males tend to die sooner so that equals out pretty soon, at old age there are significantly more females than males.

>>6725448
Thanks, dude.

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>my birthday in p3
>i'm having my character sit inside on his day off and play an mmo instead of going out with friends
there's some kind of joke to be made here

>>6725451
What about scandies and balts?