Post your last 10 online purchases, then guess age, gender and

>I don't buy anything online

>>6718311
19 MtF straight

>SATA cables
>micro usb cables
>headphone splitter
>32x 5mg finasteride
>56x 150mg bicalutamide
>30x 50mg bicalutamide
>battlefield 4
>barney sandals donation
>i don't buy a lot of stuff
>you shouldn't have specified "online" either

>>6718311
19
gay
"""""femboy"""""/ repressed tranny

>>6718318
82 F straight

>20 lbs of whey
>zinc
>various drugs

>>6718311
40 agp pedo

>>6718318
grandma

Chefs hat
Bike repair tool
Tire levers
Pocket knife
Bike pump
Blairs mega death sauce
1000 grit and 6000 grit waterstone
Messermiester knife roll
Cast iron skillet
Led string lights
Tapestries

18 mtf bi

>>6718330
>>6718334
18 M gay
I'm a NEET so I don't have any of my own money

>>6718339
Get a sugar daddy, a job and start credit card fraud
...in that order

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>>6718346
I'd rather just get a job, but thank you for the advice anyway, friend.

>2x tickets for Death Grips
>David Lynch Blu-Ray Box
>Fragilé special edition DVD
>A Tale of Two Sisters special edition DVD
>JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle - PS3
>Noroi - The Curse DVD
>The House of Seven Gables (book)
>mechanical pocketwatch
>Ju-On: The Grudge 2 (Ju-On 4 jp) DVD
>100 dollars worth of vidya on steam

>>6718359
dropped

Latest, top to bottom.

> Job Fair Ticket
> x12 Menraku Instant Ramen pack (half shoyu half tonkotsu)
> EVO 2016 Entry
> Dashi Soup Stock
> $100 Value Olive Garden Gift for $86
> x6 pairs of socks
> Genesis 3 Entry
> Dominos Specialty Chicken
> More Dominos Specialty Chicken
> Dominos Specialty Chicken, couchsurfing with a white trash family in the boonies was shit

Haven't been able to buy stuff online often since losing my job last year

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>JVC HAS400W Carbon Nanotube Headphones (White)
>Arrested Development Complete TV Series Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4 Boxed DVD Sets
>Inland Empire DVD
>Gentlemen Broncos DVD
>Pair of generic silver ballet flats
>Moonchild by Aleister Crowley paperback
>Lammas Night by Katherine Kurtz paperback
>Sally Hansen tweezers
>The VVitch DVD
>Maps to the Stars DVD

>>6718381
>>6718359
>buying DVD's in 2016

>>6718405
I collect them for the collection's sake. I dl most movies and buy those I either really like or can't find a good download of. Since I'm mostly broke, I often choose the cheaper DVD over the Blurays.

>>6718424
autism

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>Thai Fisherman crop pants
>Warframe platinum
>Warframe platinum
>books
My
>books
Post
>books
Is
>books
Not
>books
Spam
>books
4chan
>books

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>>6718311
>100 pack of gloves
>lab glassware in a large lot
>0.01g precision scale
>100 pack of 7x15 zip-lock bags
>digital thermometer
>graphite crucible
methlab/10 so far, I know
>10 meters of warm white LEDs
>a used sj4000 with the whole kit
>a 100 watts amplifier
>a Stattrak Deagle with Bronze Déco skin and stickers on steam
Guess it from this please.

>>6719063
Bisexual grad student in chem

>>6718311
Kratom
gelcaps
scale
carton of marlboro lights 100s
italian toothpaste
flower seeds
funnel
airlock
amber bottle
strainer

>>6718359
24 mtf

>>6718380
22 gay guy

>>6718381
.............buying arrested development? i am confuse. 21 mtf?

>>6718842
gay guy 30

>>6719063
bi guy 32

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>>6719263
>>6719308
Why is it so evident that I'm a bifag? And yeah, first one was bull's eye

>>6719063
Agreed, bisexual Chem grad student.


My last purchases
>fallout 4 dlc
>50 mL round bottom flask
>5 TB external hdd
>headset adaptor
>genteal eye drops
>wireless mouse
>Bluetooth headset
>the legend of heroes: trails of cold steel
>coffee mug
>cat food

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>>6719308
>gay guy 30

>>6719308
33 year old stoner gay guy

I can only remember the last five.
>Phil Collins - Face Value (CD)
>box of twenty 8-track tapes
>onahole (way too small)
>Shaq Fu (Sega Genesis)
>cat worming medication

>HDMI cables
>football ticket
>ticket to Zelda Symphony Orchestra
>Ethernet cables
>Router
>Plex mobile app
>Mario Kart 8 + DLC
>new earphones
>PS2
>SD card

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>>6719392
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

>>6719341
1) its obv you are a grad student in STEM
2) therefore you are likely to be male, statistically
3) that breaks it down to gay male, bi male, or ftm
4) you didn't buy any gay shit
5) ftm would more likely be a comm. or liberal-whatever tumblr-tier major
6) hello late 20s/early 30s bi male!

Signed >>6719263

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>>6719411
I unironically listen to Sussudio on a regular basis. I'm literally the guy from American Psycho.

>tie dye tapestry
>band shirt
>ukulele decals
>new pair of vans
>koran fire noodles
>german language books
>baseball cap
>new snare drum
>kanken backpack
>nose jewlery

>>6719398
Sounds FtM-ish to me. And also mid twenties.

>>6719510
21 lesbian liberal arts major

>>6718338
Cast iron and bikes <3

>>6719510
Shin Ramyun lyfe

>>6719544
Goddamnit, that's exactly right.

>>6719558
I'm >6719362 - your kanken backpack was the clue to your age and gender, and the nose jewelry and vans tell me you're a lesbian, haha

>>6718381
Cis lesbean 24

>>6718842
Red

This sounds fun
From latest purchase to further in the past
>A red plaid hoodie
>Melissa seeds
>Lily seeds
>iTunes songs
>A garden app for identifying plants
>Apple Tree
>More iTunes songs
>A red casual shirt
This is as far back as I remember

>>6719596
>buys plants
>gets a phone app to identify them
Except for the first one I am very certain that you are Tom Scott.

>>6719596
Johnny Appleseed?

>>6719616
No idea who that is
>>6719622
If he was gay

>a desk lamp
>new checks
>more programming reference books
>audible sub
>like 8 black t-shirts
>bought some different health insurance

>>6719672
27 gay male programmer

>>6719672
>>6719845
Are you lonely anon?

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>>6718311
>new Motherboard
>new CPU
>new SSD
>fucking win 10 Pro uggghh
>mag holster for G43 mag
>Front Hub for a 48hole 700c rim (in purple ^_^)
>WoW sub
>1000rds of 7.62x39
>1000rds of 9mm
>Regular old vaseline not sure why I ordered it instead of going to the store but ok.

>>6719895
>(in purple ^_^)

>>6719906
>>6719906
k

>Slayer leggings
>Brake pads
>valve cover seals
>Stickers
>Porsche Pillows
>Key lanyard
>Rear quarter panel for an 86 MR2
>2 new bras
>Dixie Chicks tickets
>plaid shirt for fall

>>6719918
35 obese male faggot

>22 individual posters

>3x of Eyourlife 12V 40A Off Road LED LIGHT Bar On Off Power Switch Relay Wiring Harness
>1x Cy-Kick CS Pest Control Insecticide 16 oz Pint Cykick Kill Scorpions Earwigs Centipedes and much more
>2x of Nilight 2PCS 18W 1260lm Spot Driving Fog Light Off Road Led Lights Bar Mounting Bracket for SUV Boat 4" Jeep Lamp,2 years Warranty
>3x of EPAuto 12" 72W 7200lm Auto Car Work Cree LED Combo Beam Light Bar, Mount for Jeep / Van / Wagon / ATV / SUV / Pickup / Off-road (Waterproof IP67)
>1x Uni Mechanical Pencil Kurutoga Roulette Model, Gun Metallic, 0.5 mm (M510171P.43)
>1x Under Armour Men's Performance Jockstrap with Cup Pocket, White (100), Large
>1x Altura Photo Professional Cleaning Kit for DSLR Cameras and Sensitive Electronics Bundle with Refillable Spray Bottle
>1x Febite MX3 2.4G Mini Wireless Keyboard Mouse Multifunctional Infrared Remote Learning [3-Gyro + 3-Gsensor] Air Control for Android Smart TV Box G Box
>1x TICTID M9C Android Tv Box Amlogic S905 Chipset Kodi Fully Loaded Android 5.1 Lollipop Quad Core 1G/8G 4K Google Streaming Media Players with WiFi HDMI
>1x Stanley Classic Lunchbox Cooler 7 quart/6.6 liter

Should be easy
>poweamp (android app)
>Since I left You vinyl
>AWS EC2 servertime
>Scythe (the board game)
>tuition
>The $1 humble bundle
>4TB HDD
>$10 worth of the steam summer sale
>Wildflower vinyl
>phone case

>>6719986
Is that jockstrap for buisness or pleasure?

>>6720024
just business so far.

- Cocoa butter
- Madonna CD
- Vegan food
- Fred Perry shirt
- Dune book
- Socks
- Nipple bar
- Perfume
- x3 Simpsons comics
- Notebook

I'm guessing this is individual items instead of orders.
>Diane air pins
>Maybelline New York baby lips moisturizing lip gloss
>thumbsUp! noise isolating zipper earphones
>Banana Boat Sport performance SPF 30 sunscreen
>Maybelline New York Eye studio master graphic liquid eyeliner
>Sally Hansen tweezers
>200 pills of 10,000 mcg of biotin
>Neutrogena makeup remover towlettes
>OPI Black Cherry Chutney nail polish
>3.5mm TRS to dual 1/4" audio cable

>>6718311

20 gay femboy.

>>6718327

20 Transbian.

>>6718334

23 gay male.

>>6718338

It looks like you posted what you yourself are.

>>6718359

22 bi MTF.

>>6718380

25 gay male.

>>6718381

>Sally Hansen tweezers

Looks like we bought the same thing. I'm going to say, 21 gay femboy.

>>6718842

22 transbian.

>>6719308

30 gay male.

>>6719362

23 bi male.

>>6719392

19 cis male chaser.

>>6719398

23 transbian.

>>6719510

21 TERF.

>>6719596

19 gay male.

>>6719672

26 bi male.

>>6719895

22 bi MTF.

>>6719918

25 cis lesbian.

>>6720035
>>6719986
26 bi male who was "straight" for most of or a large portion of his life.

>>6720058
Jockstrap guy here, im gay but not open out of the closet, close on age tho - 24.

>>6720049
>>6719895
Not quite frendo
30 bi Male

>large kermit plush
>marijuana snapback
>tac-force knife
>short-sleeve button-up shirt
>jeans
>trainers
>fallout 4 messenger bag
>game of thrones house targaryen poster
>rwby ruby poster
>set of 5 pillowcases

>>6720078
Yeah I'd say closeted non-degenerate gays and hesitant bifags are similar in personality. So I was warm.

>Magic wand
>Tail butt plug
>Cat paw mittens
>Cat keyhole lingerie
>58mm lens filter kit
>72mm lens filter kit
>19-35mm lens mount EF
>Flash for Canon EOS
>Eye cup fits Canon
>Cheap windows 2in1 tablet laptop

>>6720117
cringe

>>6720137
Camwhore who is going to put on a show using the wand dressed in all that cat stuff+buttplug

>>6720167
It's a good idea but no, my photo stuff is separate from my lewd stuff

>>6720186
Could've fooled me anoncat

>>6719845

holy fuck. you got my age exactly. bi though

>>6720049

one year off but damn.

need to change up my lifestyle to be less obvious.

>>6720891
Haha. With you and the kanken girl above it was pretty easy. Giving a shit about health insurance is a clear hallmark of being 25+ but the whole thing seems novel to you still from the way you wrote it.

>>6720049

Hey there >>6719362 reporting in. Close but bi female here, although I can see where you get that impression. I buy all my girly stuff at the pharmacy and supermarket.

>>6721045
>50 mL round bottom flask
I wonder how you guessed that I was chem grad...

>USB bluetooth audio receiver
>Kenko Matcha
>Rode boom pole
>Audio Technica shock mount
>27CM deadcat
>Thermal fuse for my kettle
>Audio technica 8035 shotgun mic
>TRRS extension cable
>multicolor string lights
>compass/scribing tool

>>6721138
25 bi male streamer

>>6719579
I'm fucking not Red that's for sure
>>6720049
>22 transbian.
23 bi mtf

>4 pack of herbal tea
>box of british candies as a present
>paid fee to wire money to partner who is abroad
>look at dildos but they all look too much like real dicks so thats gross, no buy
>no union jack underwear in my partner's size in stock for birthday
>online shopping sucks
>i work and its an ass pain to have to go to the depot to pick up missed deliveries, and that's when the mailman actually bothers to leave a 'sorry you were out/failed delivery' notice

real shopping is better, shut ins

>>6718311
Calutide
Progynon
Susten
Abzu
And a bunch of Bandcamp albums I'm not naming as my fanpage would easily be found if I did.

>>6722242
28 cis lesbian with a normal life
>>6721138
24 cis gay male musician

My purchases:
>ASUS Z97-A LGA 1150 Motherboard
>Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO
>Intel Core i5-4690K
>Western Digital HDD Black 1TB
>Logitech G402 mouse
>Corsair K70 Cherry MX Brown switches
>CAD U1 dynamic microphone
>Dragonpad pop filter
>Fender 351 Medium White Picks
>Rise Against concert tickets

>exotic-erotics emu egg
>frisky-beast large corded egg
>cell phone case
>5%benzocaine boybutter
>bad-dragon large crackers
>bad-dragon medium sleipnir
>elypseart neo
>bright white LED lightbulbs
>stainless steel speculum
>latex gloves

>>6718311
Fuck, easy mode here.
Most recent first:
>A bunch of panties cause it's harder than shit to find plain cotton panties in store.
>Redline dvd
>Story of a Comfort Girl book
>Motorola Droid Xt-1080 Ultra
>Vibrating butt plug and lube
>AKG K 240 Semi-Open Studio Headphones
>Philadelphia Fire book
>Pelican 1640 Case (this thing is amazing for carting around my desktop safely)
>Superlux HD 681 Dynamic Semi-Open Headphones
>Bike Derailleur Cable
Everything before that was either bike parts, computer parts, or headsets.

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>>6718405
i'm prepping for the impending collapse of Western civilization and following nuclear winter, can't stream or torrent from muh mineshaft

plus a lot of the films i'm into/want to check out are too obscure/low budget for a Bluray release, Elvira's movie for example was hard enough to find on DVD

even when i had the internet to torrent all the time, i often wanted to download movies that i couldn't find anywhere that only had DVD's and VHS's out, no online presence

>>6719308
>buying arrested development? i am confuse.
i don't have the internet strength to stream, i live out in the boonies, county land

>>6720049
>Looks like we bought the same thing.
ha, cute :3

your guess is the most inaccurate so far tho

>>6718311
I haven't purchased anything online in about two years. Those were various games and a couple of books.

hypodermic needle
monster hunter generations
clothes and shit
cant remember anything other than that
i was going to buy another beanie but i might as well find the one i have idfk