Gay General - The End Times Edition

first 4 rugby bf

>>6715896
i thought this was me for a second desu

>>6715922
rude

>>6715936
rude

>>6715940
I would watch Solaris in an IMAX theatre and listen to contemplative jazz alone at home afterwards until I died.

>>6715955

Oh and I would also give myself an enema so I don't shit myself when I die. No need for the ambulance people to have to deal with that grossness.

Well, it's 30 minutes to midnight so I guess I'd finish Party at Karazhan here and then maybe masturbate if there was time.

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>>6715940
Sleep.

>>6715983

What type of porn do you masturbate to clownshoes?

>>6715996
I will take these secrets to the grave.

>>>/pol/84969340

Everyone's talking about August 12th-14th as if something big is going to happen. 0_0

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>>6715909
>>6715896

>>6715904

yes that is what the soft-spoken degenerate speedballanon with the rhotacism looks like and I've never really been to Livingston

>>6715955

I watched The Mirror the DCA in dundee showed all of Tark's films with the latest 4K telecine

>Andrei Rublev had already been shown by the time I found out and Stalker was the week I was on a family holiday

;_;

>>6715940
beat the ever loving shit out of my brother

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>>6716052

He's adorable and has nice lips. Post your face? Didn't think so uggo.

>>6715940
>What would you do if tomorrow was your last day on Earth and you knew you would die at Midnight?
Probably go to sleep and wait. It's no big deal. I expected to be dead already. Kind of wish it'd hurry up.

>>6716072
samefagging like this is just embarassing

>>6716086
embaressing yourself is the whole point of posting here

>>6715940
Spend it doing the things I like the most. Like playing video games, like I already do most days.

So nothing out of the ordinary. Then I'll just wait for the sweet embrace of nothingness.

>>6716096
does that mean im the best poster?

>>6716105
That depends, how many gaygen bfs have you had?

>>6716113
2

>>6716117
Kingrice? Who was the other one, Rugby?

>>6716113
higher is better right ? >>6716117 this

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>>6716086

honestly not me

I'm rushing my tits off and only care about (you)s when they are replying to one of my erudite and insightful posts about drug abuse and the junkie lifestyle that belong in the Reader's Digest

>>6716105
youll never been on christmas hitler's level

>>6716148

I read a scientific paper that suggested that many people who are unhappy with their lifestyle talk a lot about it, often in positive terms, as a sort of cry for attention, hoping that someone will step in after seeing their situation and make them get better. they do this because they are both unable to fix themselves and too proud to admit they have a problem, so they glorify it in this odd and interesting way.

would you say this applies to you?

>>6715940
I'd try to find someone. Not a relationship, just a friend.

>>6716156
look i can take 11/12
pretty good tbqh

One thing needs to be very clear: it does not matter what you believe. What matters is what the Diseased Elite believes and I can assure you they take all the things I am about to say very seriously. They are doing these things right in front of us and laughing that we can't see that they're there.

The Diseased Elite have been behind WWII, Vietnam, Korea, Afghanistan, Iraq. Next they're going after China and do you know how they're doing it? By selling them billions in U.S. debt and then making the dollar collapse through terrorist-inspired mass hysteria. Do not be fooled, the Diseased Elite have been the terrorists the entire time.

Why do you think ill of China? Because you've been told to for quite some time. The reason you think aliens aren't here? Because it is the de facto example they use time and time again to associate something else with crazy people. They are very much here and have been for at least 50 years.

All those terrorists attacks? The ones TV never stops reminding you of? Does that sound like the act of men or the act of someone who views them as cattle? You need to know in your heart that the fear that you feel is not the result of your fellow man. Your fellow man can love you like you once loved him.

We are dealing with an ancient, patient race that has been slowly manipulating our culture for quite some time. This story of how we lost control of the aliens to our Earthly elite is entirely true. All the crazy things in this post are about to come true. Crop circles are real, that's why the TV tells you they are not.

This is not about money. This is not about power. This is about your soul. These ancient beings want to sacrifice us; spill our blood to cleanse them of their own sins. We are close to another Great Awakening, they know this, and they are scared. They have hidden secrets of our existence from us so we would never know that they were there.

>>6716142
So who was the other? C'mon I need all the slutty details

>>6716228
army

>>6716228
a gentleman never kisses and tells :^)
>>6716239
kek

>>6716239
Who's army?

>>6716249
No fun.

I just wanna suck dicks.
>where's the nearest glory hole

>>6716261
sorry anon,
>>6716274
if you're in london i know of a portable one :^)

>>6716141
I haven't had any gaygen bfs, unless you do count rugby, but that's not really what I'd have called a relationship.

In fact, keeping the trend alive, I've never had a bf.

>>6716274
Try Craigslist. I've seen a lot of glory hole adverts on there, seems dodgy though.

>>6716291
No, but I did know a Kingrice from London from way back on /g/. Unless you're a different one. We actually texted a few times.

>>6716287
No fun.

>>6716291
You can be my bf desu

>>6716299
That would be me.

Wait a minute, this isn't lolicon is it?

>>6716300
Let's do it.

We are currently dating.

Is it going well for you?

>>6716308
>Wait a minute, this isn't lolicon is it?
Nope. But we have known each other for a few years.

>>6716274
Just walk around carrying a cubicle wall with a hole in it up to your mouth. Eventually it'll happen by osmosis.

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>>6716167
>tfw no cute reptilian bf

>>6716318
Hmmm, Ryan?

Or are you /o/ stalker, or possibly the guy that came into the shop that day while I was on here?

Give clues!

>>6716308
>Is it going well for you?
Pretty good, got a qt bf.

Have you met anyone taller than 6'6"?
This guy claims to be 6'8".
That sounds surreal to me t b h

>>6716332
I know a 6'7 Dutchman

>>6716291
I originally said it as a joke and they ran with it
>>6716300
>>6716308
>that was all it took
shit
>>6716332
yeah, eh wouldn't do it again desu

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>Gone a week without fapping
>Seeing bf tomorrow for the first time in weeks
>Cannot stop gently stroking myself and precumming like mad
>Furiously trying not to start wanking just to save myself for tomorrow

Christ how do people not fap? This is killing me. Earlier on I was playing games, got a boner, then spent fifteen minutes still playing games but tensing and untensing my penis. Almost came from that alone. Ive soaked through three pairs of boxers.

>>6716341
Just fap. And take pictures. And post those pictures.

>>6716328
I'm not ryan, or /o/ stalker, nor have I been into your shop. It doesn't matter. We just know each other from a long time ago.

I'm not really someone worth remembering. It's just neat.

>>6716332
Yeah, but he was some maintenance dude that was working at my sixth form and he was around 6'7". I was 5'10 at the time and my friend was 6'3, we both just stared when he walked past. I wish I had a bf that tall.

http://tribes.tribe.net/methmen4boys/thread/be44ce85-2263-4f50-ad93-75e585055d6e

http://daddyboy.tribe.net/thread/daa105c3-515d-4f5a-bc69-d3fed50d510b

http://tribes.tribe.net/methmen4boys/thread/d6465355-d59a-4055-bdcb-e91cdc4910e4

http://tribes.tribe.net/methmen4boys/thread/a841db00-99c3-473d-b5cb-33d64ddd41c3

http://tribes.tribe.net/methmen4boys/thread/97b35a55-78eb-4e29-8039-24dc911b96c8

http://tribes.tribe.net/methmen4boys/thread/9248093a-ed25-4e66-a125-ede3907cf40d

http://tribes.tribe.net/methmen4boys/thread/6f853e98-57ce-46e7-9e5c-2b0de58371dc

More: http://tribes.tribe.net/methmen4boys/ - 999 pedo members most of whom look fit and masc. WTF?

Is this normal amongst gay men? I'm truly disgusted. Not all gays are pedophiles, right? Just gays who do meth and drugs? Right?

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>>6716350
Nope.

>>6716353
FUCK OFF LANKLET AND LANKLET ENABLER

EVERYONE OVER 5'10 IS AN AFFRONT TO DECENCY

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6716357

>go to a website called "methmen4boys"
>surprised to find men doing meth who want boys

if you go to a sick place, you'll find sick people. its obviously not at all representative.

>>6716332
i was talking to a 6'7 guy for a sec, then he posted my nudes on the internet and tried to blackmail me into having sex with him
little did he know...

>>6716357
i don't even want to click those, the links make me sad enough

>>6716330
Yeah, I'm enjoying it too so far.

>>6716338
Oh, well people run away with any gossip here, it's part of the fun.

>>6716352
Aww, I can't remember bugger all from back then. Hmmm, did we actually text or was it instant messaging?

I must know!

>>6716373
yeah i know how it gets around here. im just letting you know haha. wouldn't want you to think ill of me ...

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>>6716361
Sounds like you need to grow up

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>>6716350
Will need to remind Raggle not to run off with you tomorrow because you both like maths.

>>6716388
Now that was a low blow lad.
>>6716373
>tfw you will never have a KR bf
Oh well

>>6716373
Text, phone numbers and all. You invited me to London back then too.

>>6716366

>it's not at all representative

Despite the fact that many of them look like normal straight and gay men....and could be hiding out anywhere and yet have their secret life that no one else knows about. That's what freaks me out.

why don't people put pics on their craigslist posts ://///////

>>6716332
I don't know anyone personally.

I remember a couple of 6'8"+ lanklet skellingtons getting in a slap fight in High School. It was bar none the most comical fight I've ever seen.

>>6716407
it was you and your bf be honest
he wanted to top you and it got worse from there

Go on a killing spree and kill all conservatives.

I would build a hastily-made torture room for all users of these boards

>>6716406
the shame of posting on craigslist stops them

>>6716409
I wish. I'd love to be 6'8" or taller.

>>6715940
WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE GAY TO DO THIS. IM OFFENDED THIS IS SEGREGATION OF THE HIGHRST

>>6716421

imagine how many steroids youd need though

>>6716412
>kill all conservatives.
Bit edgy lad.

>>6716406
its craigslist

>>6716396
How would they manage that exactly?

Also, people with a social life go home.

>>6716421
yeah i forgot that like itd be impossible for you to look the way you do at 6'8

how do i get a wizard bf who can dispel the entropic void thats slowly destroying all forms of social bonds i have while preventing me from forming new ones

>>6716357
Why don't the authorities better monitor this shit? I don't imagine it would be hard to find these idiots who go about trading stories of child abuse and kik profiles on a surface forum.

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>>6716438
I don't really know but its a constant fear because maths intimidates me. I'll ask him tomorrow if he remembers you.

>>6716457
We're already having an affair.

>>6716463
Right thats it. Im giving him a grilling.

>>6716473
I gave him one of those last night.

>>6716396
>>6716438

whos raggle?

>>6716444
wizards dont have bfs anon
theyre unlovable

>>6716426
Pretty much all of them. All of the steroids.
>>6716441
Yeah but when I finally made it, I'd be like Mountain Mode.

>>6716441
You're about 5'11 aren't you?

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can i get some of dat discord link

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>>6716478
My boyfriend who I met on here three years ago. We posted on here a lot more back then.

Any of the oldfags still around?

>>6716453

I've reported it to the police. Perhaps everyone should do the same.

>>6716489
instead of hill mode? fair enough but mountain is too big you know, like his dick is never going to be big enough that you aren't disappointed (in comparison)
>>6716496
yes, why do you ask

>>6716500

I remember you but only SP/JUPP still post of the oldfags.

>>6716499

tell me more about the maths

>>6716514
there are people here and there from back when gg was on soc

>>6716507
Curiosity. That's all. Sorry Irish and KR I'll stop asking things now.

>>6716498
https://discord.gg/Br4zf

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>>6716148

But I Don't think I'm too positive or sugarcoating the junkie life. I describe all the bad things negatively and if something is positive(like the godly rush) then I tell the truth. Vis-a-vis talking about the rush it is something I enjoy and central to my compulsion to use so I talk about it a lot

I talk about my drug use because I want to tell people about my life and have them know my story

>>6715906
>who tf did those nasty nails

I painted them in a hurry one morning in the car :(

>>6716523
ty bb

>>6716516
Not much to say. Raggle liked maths. Clownshoes liked maths. Its only logical that they naked wrestle while I sit in the corner and cry.

How do I masturbate my asshole/prostate?

Also does the Aneros really give guys multiples or is it all a scam?

>>6716529

what kind of maths?

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>>6716488
Wizards deserve love too!

>>6716523
>>6716527
what is this

>>6716521
It's ok, just curious most times i get asked stuff its a set up to an elaborate joke

>>6716488
Maybe they can multiclass as a warlock to remove that trait via a demonic pact

>>6716535
Buggered if I know.

>>6716500
I don't know how much time has passed, but I think I've been here a while.

>>6716516
Get this shit. e^ix = cos x + isin x
Woah. Hold up. You've been blinded by Euler's formula.

>>6716529
That's basically how it works, yeah.

>>6716551

psht, thats nothing. show me the quaternion version and maybe ill pop a boner.

>>6716549

...isnt he your bf?

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>>6716532
believe

>>6716536
pic related

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>>6716341
I can't do it either. Most I've gone without fapping in what's been years now has been a week, and that was rather a temporary loss of libido rather than a voluntary thing, which is why it was easy to keep away from my dick. Now, I've attempted to not fap for as long as possible because I want to experience stronger orgasms, but I can't help it past the third day.

>>6716555
Cmon. I'm not gonna look that shit up. Two dimensions is plenty enough for the likes of you.

>>6716555
You severely underestimate how much maths scares me. Plus he's more into programming right now so he doesnt discuss maths as much as he used to.

>>6716538
No joke. Sorry, I'll stop.

>>6716159
>no reply

>>6716561

i have a fun complex number question for you

what is pic related?

>>6716519
like YOU
ya old fart

>>6716557
Harsh but true.

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>>6716573

oops. I *meant*, what is this pic related?

>>6716507
>instead of hill mode?
I'm going to get swol and start calling myself "Hillock, the not mountain sized, but still quite large"

gosh darn it

>>6716579
Thing about that is I can just put that into Wolfram Calculator these days.

>>6716591
you good?

>>6716591
Go away maki

>>6716593
i ain't good
>>6716594
i'm not maki ;(

>>6716599
why's that?

>>6716579
Not that guy, but trying this out yielded some pretty interesting results.

1 + (π i)x10^(-∞), apparently.

>>6716586
call yourself dune and then call your dick arrakis the dune snake

>>6716601
i'm missing someone ;((

>>6716603
Think you may've done that wrong. I think what you're supposed to do is say that it's the same as e^((ip*i)/x) => e^0 = 1 as x=>+inf but you'd have to put the time into justifying it.

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>>6716592

aha but then youd miss the "poet's" solution

so think about it like this: rooting something in the complex plane is like rotation - if its in the form e^ix, its like halving the x. See picture.

so as you root it over and over again, its going ot get closer and closer to being just 1, with a corresponding opposite root getting closer and closer to 0 (not actually sure about that last part, but i think its right). isn't that neat?

>>6716603

Exactly right

>>6716611
i do find maths strangely interesting, shame i really suck cock at actually doing it

/lgbt/ how do you overcome the powerful urge to hang yourself???

>>6716623

lifting and making friends saved me

>>6716606
>That's right babby.
>Suck the spice right out of that worm
>Fuck yeah, I'm going to give you the water of life!

>>6716623
just waiting for results, if i get into college, everything's cool
if not, cya gg
>>6716630
look your bf dead in the eye and go
"he who controls the spice controls the world *wink here*"

>>6716623
not owning a rope

If I had a quick and graceful means of suicide available I'd kill myself

>>6716607
desu this just got 100x less interesting
who is he?

>>6716623
a time consuming hobby desu
that's why video games are so popular among the depressed

>>6716611
I mean. Wolfram calculator is a hell of a lot smarter than me. I'd be silly not to just put everything in there.

You know what I liked though? When you solved a problem by whatever logical dealie it's called when you assume a statement is the case and then assume it isn't the case and prove that it comes out the same. The ol' proving that there is an irrational number to the power of an irrational number that is a rational number one.

>>6716645
>who is he?
my partner in shitposting crime

>>6716649

My personal favourite is the method of exhaustion, because its complete fucking bullshit that relies on you already knowing the answer before you start

you basically just consider two options: if the answer is larger than X, or if the answer is smaller than X.

you then prove that both of these are impossible, so hey presto it has to be X.

The Greeks used this a lot because they didn't believe in sums to infinity - they would figure out the answer using a sum to infinity, but they would only put this method of exhaustion in their proofs to be 'rigorous'. it drove mathematical historians fucking nuts until they figured out what was going on, because it seemed like they were just guessing all the answers right or doing it by trial and error

>>6716649
the same logic that applies to the proof that the square root of 2 is irrational ? i think im wrong tho

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>>6716662

That proof is easy and fun.

The definition of a rational number is something that can be expressed in the form a/b, where this fraction is irreducible.

So lets assume root 2 is rational. the rest is in the picture.

but there are a lot of different proofs, so maybe youre thinking of a different one, idk

>>6716626
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>>6716639
>>6716645
tfw no good rope or anchor points

Why am I still here? What the fuck am I even doing? I should've died years ago. Weeks ago at the latest. Fuck.

>>6716678

whoops, the "p" there changed to "k" halfway through
fuck
my bad

>>6716681

why dont you call up the Samaritans? its free, and its their job to listen.

>>6716662
Nah, you prove root 2 is irrational simply by stating it is and then seeing that it isn't. It can't be a/b where a and b are natural numbers that share no factors.

The irrational to an irrational being rational dealie is where you consider root 2 to the power of root 2. Either that is rational, in which case you've got an irrational to the power of an irrational which is rational so you're done, or root 2 to the power of root 2 is irrational in which case you consider root 2 to the power of root 2 all to the power of root 2, which is equal to 2, so then you have an irrational to the power of an irrational which is rational so you're done. A little confusing in text, mind you, but that kind of logic seems pretty cool.

>>6716661
Ehh. I guess. That's just proof by contraposition though, right? Been a while since I did any logic though.

>>6716678
yeah thats it, pretty much.
>>6716686
nbd, its only bad when that happens when your a teacher explaining it to a class lol

>>6716696

yeah

i do a lot of logic, because at the moment im studying greek mathematics, and they only ever used ratios and logic, no numbers or calculation. its really fucking satisfying, even though im kinda shit at it lol

>>6716696
oh i get you now, I visualized it wrong in my head, yeah that actually makes perfect sense. thanks clownie

>>6716707

this is obviously made up fanfic that didnt happen

dont stress about it

>>6716686
>meds
>token therapy of an hour a week
>diagnostic label that'll cripple job opportunities
Why? That just makes my situation even worse. I'd rather it were just over to be honest.

>>6716716
they're not going to break into your house and force you to go to therapy dude. you just talk to them.

>>6716716

no no you misunderstand

the Samaritans are a charity that offer phone lines where you can complain, vent, or just talk to people on the phone about your problems. They arent doctors, and they make a point of not trying to tell you what to do - they just listen and chat with you.

They aren't going to give you meds or anything, you don't even have to tell them your name.

http://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help-you

>>6716716
>>6716722
and even if they did, would someone to talk to who helps you sort your shit out be so bad?
i'm a big fan of talk therapy desu, you should give it a try

>>6716623
Read up on what it's like to hang yourself. I used to be obsessed with these thoughts before I actually got my facts right about what it's gonna feel like.

You should abandon these awful ideas and instead focus on a more efficient and far less painful methods like an exit bag or sealing your room and burning charcoal. Gosh, imagine just falling asleep and never waking up, sounds great.

>>6716725
idk therapy about my depression didn't really help jack shit. she just made me do dumb shit and told me to walk around in the end

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>>6716734

i am not a fan of this post desu

>>6716704
Lemme just tell you I spent an exhaustive five minutes here trying to puzzle-piece in a 'it's all Greek to me' pun here without success.

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>>6716744

dont worry, i appreciate the effort, and will post a laughing reaction image even though i did not laugh at all in actuality

>>6716734
>imagine just falling asleep and never waking up, sounds great.

Unless you die during a nightmare and that becomes your new life.

>>6716740
not everyone finds it helpful
personally i find it wonderful, but i really get off on soaking up the pity after i rattle off my litany of traumas
the point is to try before you rule out that option entirely because you don't really know if it will actually help or not until you do

>>6716746
Thank you for your pity.

>>6716722
>>6716724
I think I'd be wasting their altruism, if that's what it truly is.

>>6716725
No, not really, if it didn't come with such a steep price to pay. Any mental health problem on your bill of health is damning in god knows how many ways.

>>6716734
I've felt worse pain. Maybe it won't be the best experience, but it won't be the worst.

>>6716746
good old Woz, helping people that gifted like jobs get incredibly rich
>>6716752
i didn't even get much pity desu
i just felt like a fool all the time in there and that it was dumb to tell her shit

>>6716758

it is LITERALLY their job. they arent overworked - if you dont call there will jsut be a guy sitting at a phone doing nothign for 10 minutes

they want you to call, and you dont even have to be legit suicidal - they even welcome calls from people who just feel a little troubled

they can and will make time for you, and to pretend otherwise is churlish

>>6716758

1) your mental health is private to all except for a few employers like the government or security agencies

2) you will only get your mental health put on record if its so serious you have to be put in an asylum. judging by the fact you're coherent enough ot post on 4chan, this isnt going to happen and you aren't going to get this on your permanent record

3) EVEN IF you somehow do get this on your record, after a period of time you can ask your doc to take it off your record, and if you are recovered he will

>>6716765
That's how I feel when I did it before, who do you open up to when you feel like you can't even open up to the people that are trained and paid to be opened up to?

>>6716778
>for a few employers
There it is.

>>6716758
You say that but in the moment your body will take over and the last thing you'll think is 'I've been through worse I can handle this' or 'I deserve this therefore it's okay', you'll just freak out and regret it. Do it peacefully and do it precisely if you're gonna do it at all.

>>6716815
Why don't we just have a drop dead button?

>The one other gay guy I knew in real life is dating someone who looks exactly like him.

I wonder if they can see it and don't care of if they don't really have a sense of how they look they can't see it. Either way apparently it's common in gay dating

>>6716837

PURPLE
HAIR

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>muh georgia stones

>>6716765
desu i make my therapist laugh a lot and it is so #validating

>>6716809
you're leaving out the
>government or security firms
best buy isn't going to hate crime you because you see a shrink

>>6716837
boyfriend twins are so weird
but on the other hand i'd fuck me so idk

>>6716841
is this un meme?

>>6716841
No. But they both have that one thing where you shave down the sides and back and then comb the top

>>6716525

whoops this post was meant to (you) >>6716159

>>6716824
Because that would be inconvenient for the pricks who don't want us to be in charge of our own lives.

Voluntary euthanasia should be legalised. Everyone against it always bitches about it being misused but honestly there are so many ways it could be properly regulated and if they encourage organ donation alongside it, it could actually benefit the happy normal people just as much as the people who want to opt out. But instead like always we're forced into this world by the ignorant and selfish decisions of other people who put their own ego and feelings above the freedom of others.

>>6716850
I was forced to see a school therapist while I was in high school as part of behavioral management. Every week for 3 years. Did wonders improving my health and mental state.

The most I'll get now is 6 weeks with some cunt who'll say "So? Why does it matter? Just ignore it lol pretend it never happened here's my toilet paper degree"

I deeply miss that interaction. I don't think I've ever had it anywhere else.

Penis lmao

>>6716148
>>6716525
Y'all best be rolling your own cigs.

>>6716148

you're too cute to do drugs >>6715909

pls go to rehab before your teeth fall out and you catch aids

Protip faggots:

1 part Flax seed to 3 parts water

Bring to a boil then simmer for 20 minutes

Extremely cheap lube, has the texture of precum, if boiled/simmered longer it's even more versatile.

>>6717035

Why is lube needed? I hardly ever lube or moisturize my dick, just spit on it.

>>6717035
Nothing puts me in the mood more than a jar full of precum.

>>6717063

So your asshole doesn't rip open when your BF fucks your brains out.

>>6716623
look up alternative less painful methods

idk if the whole "locking yourself in a car in the garage" monoxide poison thing hurts or not

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> Closeted married bi guy creepily starts hitting on me on a4a
> Kind of hot so I go with it for now
> I ask for pics
> He unlocks, but no face
> Politely ask for it since I don't want to get mixed up in any funny business or upset expectations
> He gets bitchy saying I don't deserve demanding for pics when mine are old (uh?)

I wonder if some people realize how autistic they are

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I JUST WANT A FUCKING BOYFRIEND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>6717365
>tfw I just blew my qt bf

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My Cat again.

C-c-c-c-cummies

>>6717397
Awwwww.

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>>6717409
Here's him fetching. <3

>>6717415

omg what a good boy

>>6717415
I remember that one.

My cat's sick right now.

>>6717450
>My cat's sick right now.
:(
Take him to the vet, obv.

>>6717462
They're already at the vet.

my fucking record with men is turning me into a fucking robot. Kill me

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Which one are you, gaygen?

theres this faggot at my uni that goes around telling everyone about every "straight" guy he's hooked up with and causing huge scandals
he's gonna get beaten up so soon, poor queer

Fucking hate how breeders have taken over 4chan. I didn't go to 4chan much years ago, but I remember /b/ being like 50% gays.

Now, it's all MUH SAFESPACE DON'T POST GAY SHIT I AM SO TRIGGERED BY HOMOSEXUAL MEN.

Like what the fuck even happened.

>>6717511
>going on /b/

>>6717511
>/b/
You realize it's a containment board for 14 year olds who are just discovering this website, right?

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>>6717476
Neutral Verse reporting in.

>>6717476
>chaotic top master race

pretty much

>>6717511
Lmao, I haven't been on /b/ in like 6 years now.

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>>6717533

>>6717359
>I wonder if some people realize how autistic they are
by definition they dont

whenever my bf sticks his dick all the way inside i get a tingly feeling pinpointed in the area, it feels more good than bad but still makes me uneasy since buttstuff makes me paranoid. is that what the whole prostate thing feels like? i thought that was reachable 4 inches deep, whereas my bf is ~6"

>>6717566

Depends on angles and stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ7oqmikZDQ

anyone have a link to that educational safe gay sex website from the government of new zealand or someshit?
i need it for reasons

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>>6717476
/chaotic bottom/
gimme your dick right fuckin now

>>6717566
>>6717573
Isn't it more like 2" deep? Maybe that tingly point is the colon they're hitting.

Also gaygen, apparently boys get most horny at 17, but I wasn't that horny at 17. I'm more horny now at 22. You ever wonder if you were kind of a late bloomer? I didn't get any leg or chest hair til I turned 17

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>>6717665
>Maybe that tingly point is the colon they're hitting.
thats scary
is that a bad thing

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>>6717665
I got body hair pretty early (10-11 maybe), but in other areas, I do feel I developed really slowly. I'm definitely more horny now at 21 than I was at 17. I am now fapping every day, and it's not unusual that I do it twice or even thrice a day, whereas at 17 I'd fap once every 3-4 days. It's not even boredom: at 17, I had a lot more time in my hands, but I still didn't feel the need to pass time with masturbation. Right now, I need to find a time of the day in which to jerk a quickie off.

>>6717676
I didn't even get pubes around my dick until I was 13. But yeah I have the same problem. I'm so damn horny now.

>>6717671
Erm, it's not a good thing. It makes you more likely to poop on them.

>>6717660

y-yes sir

>>6717665
I'm probably hornier now than ever at 26. At this rate I will form an event horizon of sexual desire within a few years. It is an issue.

>tfw your bf spends more time and money on his motorcycle than he does you.
>tfw he tries to get you to ride on the back even though he enjoys doubling the speed limit on freeways
>he sees nothing wrong with either of these things and calls you a pussy

I know I said I wanted a masc bf, but I didnt think that would mean I would be turned into a neglected housewife.

>>6717751
Mea Culpa, you're gonna jerk off into outer space.

I jerked off for the second time today. Sometimes I precum in my boxers and start soaking them. It's fucking horrifying.

>>6717790
>Sometimes I precum in my boxers and start soaking them.
I feel both jealous and thankful that I'll never experience this, since I only tend to precum when extremely horny, and even then it's about two or three droplets.

>>6717790
Horrifying?

I dunno about horrifying.

>>6717785
Get him to take out life insurance with you as the beneficiary.

>>6717665
I turned 22 last year just got my first facial hair and I am so horny I could die. I didnt even try masturbating until 16 and didnt do it again until 7months later.

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>>6717785
You and SP should start a battered wives shelter.

>>6717798
Damn you're a really late bloomer. I wasn't /that/ late, I couldn't cum til 14 almost 15 though.

>>6717797
I really don't like sitting in boxers full of precum, Clownshoes, I find it really gross.

>>6717796
Bastard.

>>6717785
>tfw no bf to force me to do scary things

>>6717797
He broke his leg last year. Can I get one for injury? I dont want him to die.

>>6717785
>tfw he tries to get you to ride on the back even though he enjoys doubling the speed limit on freeways
Jesus man. I already hate riding bikes because of how exposed I feel, but exceeding speed would bring me over the edge. I wouldn't be with a person like that myself.

>>6717800
The solution there is to change your underwear. Or, like, put a cork in there maybe.

I still dunno about horrifying though. Horrifying is being woken up by an insane axe-wielding murderer. I dunno if getting a spot of precum on your underoos is really sufficient to use the word.

>>6717804
He broke his leg in a motorcycle accident and he is still doing double the speed limit? Have you considered that your boyfriend is too stupid to live? Just saying.

>>6717811
>I dunno if getting a spot of precum on your underoos is really sufficient to use the word.
Except I feel hormonal like a pregnant woman when it's happening. HORRIFYING.

>>6717809
I've been on some dodgy as fuck bikes, you just need a personal death wish.

>>6717790

I like precumming a ton desu

Makes me feel like a lewd slut

I've never soaked through my pants so it's like w/e yeah I got a wet spot in my underwear what u gon do

>>6717476
Praise Nerull.

>>6717831
Then you haven't precummed a ton. And maybe if I had a bf that was into it, yeah. But I don't, and I start precumming a lot even on dates and stuff - do you know how awkward it is getting back to their place and having pants full of precum? I try to hide it. It's humiliating.

>>6717835

Is that was you call the D

>>6717838

Are you cut? I feel like that would make a big difference

Guys love precum be proud of what a lewd drippy boy you are desu

>>6717848
I'm uncut.

>>6717838
Are you sure that's not hyperspermia? Do you cum a lot? I've never heard of people precumming a lot but not cumming a lot too.

>>6717848
>Are you cut? I feel like that would make a big difference
I fail to see what difference that would make.

>>6717838
Easily excited? Interesting.

Guess I can understand the embarrassment though. Sometimes I forget other people actually go outside.

>>6717854
I cum a ludicrous amount. Is there a fix for it?

>>6717802
>>6717809
Key word is tries. I havent been on it outside of a dozen slow night rides around the city. I never let him take me near the freeway or anywhere else he could go fast.

I was originally considered a road trip a year ago before he got a ticket at 170.

Now I just worry he will flee police or just crash. I am a worried housewife and I hate it.

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>>6717852

Have you ever had a guy say anything negative about your precum soaked pants?

>>6716560
Oh, cool. The most I went without fapping was nearly 2 months. At 17.

>>6717854

Well if you dont have a foreskin all your precum goes straight to your underwear whereas if you have a foreskin typically it'll get all slick underneath (unless you have one of them short foreskins)

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>>6717033

aww thanks anon :3c I'm trying to reduce my use and eventually stop

also ty for fixing my photo's orientation

>>6717665

I was so horny at 17 I let the only openly gay fellow senior in my scottish HS (he was a qt slightly ottery twink ) bareback me in whirlwind of passion and clumsy kissing before he came inside me: v. romantic

17 was also when I started to WHITED.COM my brown paki H with crack fo dem dank speedballs

overall a year of hedonism and risk taking

>>6717863
Well, no, but I find it really awkward, like I've never seen guys with that problem but there I fucking am with pants full of cream.

>>6717868
It depends how tight the foreskin is, I get quite slick though, mostly because I took time to rid myself of any phimosis issues.

Also just read up on hyperspermia:
>over 5.5ml
HA, HAHA, I'm pretty sure I produce 15-20 and that's just on orgasm..

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>>6717861
None that I know of, sorry. If you're really that desperate, perhaps one embarrassing visit to the doctor who might know of a solution may save you many embarrassments with that situation later. But do know there are people out there who are into that kind of stuff (for instance, me. Excessive cum in 2D porn is easily my most preferred fetish and I get aroused with it quite fast and hard, so hyperspermia is the natural transition of that into real life), so don't feel like it's necessarily a curse. I'd kill to be able to swallow loads like yours, truth be told.

>>6717868
Ah, that makes sense. I am cut and I do tend to feel a slight wet spot on my underwear, but stroking my dick in the open rarely tends to produce anything visible.

>>6717876
If I don't jerk off, I get physically uncomfortable in a day or two. As in, I feel my prostate swell and get sore. I didn't realise the normal load was only like 5ml fucking hell that's nothing.

>>6717881
Become a pornstar maybe.

>>6717881
Huh. That's gotta suck. I mean, the need for sexual release is in everyone, but I don't feel physically uncomfortable and can ignore it with enough willpower. It's a mental thing, at the end of the day. I can imagine that hyperspermia also involves excessive production of sex fluids and you need to "release the pressure on the pipes" or some shit.

As a side note, it's funny how I produce almost no precum but do tend to cum slightly more than what the average is stated to be. Sometimes I surprise myself when my dick starts ejaculating literally like a fountain, just all over the fucking place instead of on more controlled shots.

>>6717891
Ew. I'm shy. I don't like people seeing my affections for other people, nevermind on fucking camera.

>>6717896
Yeah, it's gross too, I have to be pretty thorough cleaning under my foreskin in all, or I'd be a walking smeg monster.

Maybe I'll find a bf that enjoys it, maybe I'll take pills to cut back my sexual urges. Maybe that's why I started to feel a bit better when I was taking Fin, it's supposed to be a prostate suppressant.

>>6717905
>Ew. I'm shy. I don't like people seeing my affections for other people
D'awww.

For reals it seems like something you want to see your GP about though.

>>6717915
Well, I've actually been experiencing kidney failure for a while. I sometimes get seriously sick. It's actually quite possibly that my prostate is forcing urine back up the pipes and causing infections.

I have an appointment with my GP, maybe I should discuss this possibility then.. but my GP is a lady, who's like, mid 20s to early 30s ;_; oh lord kill me now

>>6717875
>HA, HAHA, I'm pretty sure I produce 15-20 and that's just on orgasm..
I had an annoying diamond tier morning wood for 20 minutes. Finally over. Now I read this and it's back. Thanks, I never get out of bed ;_;

>>6717928
Sorry :3 If it's any consolation, there's a chance my cum is killing me!

>>6717925
Better to report your symptoms of anything whatsoever in that case.

And if you feel particularly uncomfortable with your current GP she can refer you to someone else if you ask. Probably easier to just get it over with though, she is presumably a trustworthy trained professional.

>>6717943
Yeah, good lord if I've been sick for years because of this, I'm going to be fucking mad.

On the plus side, maybe it'd be fixed by like, antiandrogens or something.

>>6717925
>>6717975

>yfw she prescribes you daily milkings by her colleague, dr. musclebear mcdaddy

>>6717999
Please senpai, it's not the frequency. I can only really jerk off once a day, the second time my dick is sore.

>>6718005

Who said he was gonna milk you with your dick?

>>6718012
OH LORD SENPAI

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>tfw no rich bf to buy me a helium or nitrogen tank

>>6718016
If you had a bf wouldn't you be happier just cuddling him and crying it out?

>>6718014

now go take your medicine

>>6718019
Nope

>>6718029
Can I have a cuddle? I feel rough today and want one anyway :3

>>6718021
Please senpai

>>6718033
Sure, I can't turn down free cuddles.

>>6718075
<3 Thank you

>>6717862
Sounds like a squid, does he wear a jacket that says "I don't stop for cops"?

>>6718284
Maybe I'll have to take you up on your offer for a meet up Rice~, it could be fun, but when I'm better yeah?

Also had no idea you were so cute. Should've met up with you all those years ago.

>>6717874
is there a reason heroin is such a big problem in scotland?

>tfw no junkie bf to lovingly and sadistically help kick his habit

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>>6718377
>>tfw no junkie bf to lovingly and sadistically help kick his habit
fuck, you're giving me feels I didn't even know I had

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My friend Javius said the reason he likes warframe is because it throws you in action RIGHT AWAY.

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I forgot how funny grindr is

So I'm tripping baaaaaalls guys just wanna say I love gaygen man its cozy shoutout to kingrice thanks for being with me guys

>>6717874
How are you doing now, are you managing to cut down?

Also, I genuinely expected you to look totally messed up, from all the drugs. You're cute~ painted black nails though, you must be homosexual.

>>6718302
Oh are you /g/ anon from last night? In still trying to figure out who I was texting!

If you still have my number I don't think it will have changed, I've had the same one for some time now.

Are you the guy who rides bikes?

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>>6718430

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>>6718429
WELL THE SECRET IS OUT NOW ETHAN ISNT IT!

Now a bunch of fags know how you feel about Carlos Irwin Estévez, best known for his stage name Charlie Sheen.

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>>6715940

orgy

i would shoot my cum into as many holes as humanly possible

stock up on viagra, wash rinse repeat

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>>6718437
>>6718430
Play it safe, kid. There are some baaaad men out there.

>>6718433
>Are you the guy who rides bikes?
I knew you from /g/, please.

You might have the same number, but I lost it years ago. That was back when I had a fucking Samsung Galaxy Ace.

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>Suck dick for like 20 sec. to try it with a fwb
>Its okay but afterwrds I get that "eww i had a COCK in my mouth"
>No toothbrush since I'm sleeping at his house and hes already asleep
Fucking aaaaa why did I do that
Holy shit it was weird because it was my first try and it was so fucking, like, natural. I apparently was really fucking good but eww cock in my mouth
Fug I feel gross and my mouth is still kinda ehhhh

>>6718448
I'm not fucking anyone.

>>6718469
Update: Scrounged some mints from kitchen
Going to sleep now
That sex sucked and I dunno if I even like guys aanymore but I'm still gonna go for muh potential bf

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>>6718433

well considering I copped a shitload of Crack'nSmack™ This week not great

starting next week I'm going to start trying to use as little as possible with the goal of £30 a week(about one days supply) which is my weekly income from EMA money

do u really think im cute KR :3c? I'm genuinely flattered

>>6718504
wow you'll make somebody really unhappy one day. godspeed anon.

>>6717476
Lawful Verse baby, just like all the best dnd characters

>>6716809
yeah, i get you, i found having a creative outlet helped me a lot
>>6716850
thats good as long as they aren't laughing at you i suppose

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>>6716848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILwZuO8fWpM

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>>6717365
Is that Donald Trump as a baby?

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>>6717397
It's fat. You're a terrible owner.

>>6718551

It's easy to beat an addiction but it requires pain/punishment.

Your brain needs to associate doing drugs with something you really don't like so you lose your desire to do it.

If you have a friend who will punch you in your face every time you do drugs that would be a good way to beat drug addiction.

>>6717476
chaotic bottom
Dicks all the way.

>>6717476
its weird that i sort of identify w/chaotic and lawful but not really with neutral at all
i guess id say chaotic verse

>>6718618
we're just too sides of the same coin
neutral verse is the edge

>>6717476

Lawful = means with consent and totally with permission

Neutral = playful fun, perhaps joking about rape, but not actually doing it

Chaotic = rape and pain

Is this the proper meanings?

>>6718622
no
lawful = oral
neutral = anal
chaotic = frotting
obviously

>>6718551
nigga looks like that sloth from ice age lmao

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>>6718430
Sometimes it's downright worrisome.

>>6718377
>romanticising le junkie lifestyle
It ain't actually that pretty. For real though, look at any economically and socially depressed area and it'll have higher rates of that kinda shit.

How do my bf and I pick a last name gaygen?

Also, how kinky are you? What are your turn-ons?

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>>6718551
>>6718634

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>>6718661

2% River Phoenix

>>6718661
>>6718667
what is this? some kind of face rater?

>>6718657
>Also, how kinky are you? What are your turn-ons?

I want to be choked and slapped around and spat on.

tfw no boyfriend to abuse me then cuddle me afterwards

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>>6718675

pictriev.com

>>6718691
thanks

>>6718687
I'd love to cuff you to a chair and blindfold you and work you over with a crop until your gasps of pain start turning into moans of pleasure. Maybe if you're a good boy, I'd lift your chin with a finger, tilting it up nice and slow as i slid off the blindfold for a gentle kiss, so I could see the absolute submission in your eyes.

Followed naturally by rough sex but I'm not good at writing.
[spoiler]or at least I would if my bf didn't already do that to me :^)[/spoiler]

>>6718691

proof that the fatter you are the more feminine you look

>>6718691
i don't believe this piece of shit app for a minute

from one angle i got 99% masc while only 23% masc from another angle

total crap

>>6718728

horror wasnt fat back then

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>>6718695
Why does it think I'm 11? Is my face just weird enough to confuse it?

>>6718657
the guy who tops keeps the last name
if vers, hyphen those bitches in alphabetical order

>>6718740

it's definitely the angle which makes it seem like you have no jaw

>>6718751
Fuck I have no idea how to take pictures.

>>6718753

center the lense of the camera with your eyes or nose

>>6718740
ayyyy lmao

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>>6718691
this site is plain strange
>>6718740
i got age zero, haha, beat that

>>6718766

you got age zero
because you're already dead

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>>6718771
at least in that photo, im alive again bitches

robbie coltrane is my spirit animal

>>6718766
haha you're a masculine toddler

>>6718778
why do irish people resemble arabs/jews so often?

>>6718764
pls no bully

I keep trying to angle it differently but then my cheekbones pop out too much and it looks weird. I dislike my face

>>6718780
so a masc babe is what you're saying?
thanks
>>6718789
we had a big influx of muslims at one point i think, and they're obviously top tier genes
so thanks as well

>>6718747
>tfw never even been inside another person
Well that settles it

>>6718457
Well I ended up being a bike racing moron, so who knows what could have become of others! My other passion is my Nissan Micra :3

Add colonthreetilde to Skype if you want, I'm literally never on, but you can at least leave stuff for me to check... I'm only home like once every two weeks though.

>>6718551
Iunno anon, you're pretty badly addicted to it, I mean it's heroine and coke injected. Even cutting it down a little bit will probably help a lot, slowly ween yourself off it.

Also, out of curiosity, have you ever done anything you regretted for your next dose? Do you have powerful cravings for it?

>>6718806
there you go, you are now mr. realman
>>6718827
Kr, what would be your dream car? other then a nissan micra? :3

>>6718806

what about ur mum tho

>>6718735
my bmi is like 23.5 in the pics with green hair so

>>6718760
you want it slightly off center bc your face isn't perfectly symettrical, unless it is, but if it is you dont need help taking pictures so

>>6718836

thats normal

25+ is overweight

>>6718843
23.5 is like skinnyfat
wii fit said "at risk for overweight"

>>6718836
I put it a bit more centered but it makes my nose look even bigger than it already is so I'm giving up. idk what I'm doing.