/gaygen/

Why the fuck was the old thread deleted, why do people keep doing this.

>>6710362

if someone makes a thread and then gets banned for an unrelated post hours later, the thread gets deleted

this is why maki likes to make so many threads

No way this thread with porn in the OP is gonna get deleted. That'd be crazy.

>>6710364
Fuckin' wild ain't it.

>>6710363
What a hassle.

>>6710364
i censored it though, its fine

>>6710366
Yeah, my bad. You killed it.

>>6710366
ty for being responsible and irresponsible at the same time

>>6710356
Last thread we were talking about blowjobs techniques. Kinda wanna try that abdomen thing, since I mostly just fondle the balls/taint while I work.

I hear giving a prostate massage while sucking someone off is a thing, if I had a partner cool with experimenting and not too old I'd wanna see if I could make him squirm while I force him to cum.

>>6710372
tfw you work the frenulum with your thumb and they cum hard

tfw it takes them a good 15 minutes to make you cum

tfw you cum it's like a shot glass or two poured over them

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Anyone else too shy to continue fucking after the other guy cums? I would feel bad for asking someone to keep pleasuring me so I can cum if they've already finished, so I usually just tell the other guy not to worry and go without climaxing sometimes.

Its not ideal but I don't want to put anyone out of their way.

>>6710380
If they cum first, I cum on them.

Kindly yours,
>>6710377

P.S they always finish first.

Climber of Trump Tower has a message for Trump and his supporters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP493LmSJrE

>>6710380
who keeps fucking someone after they cum? You pull out and finish another way

Someone post some cute stories.

>>6710395
Yeah you just jerk off over them.

>>6710395

where i come from "fucking" can be used as a catchall term for any and all sexual interaction, not just penetrating someone.

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>>6710356
sauce on the pic? =3

>>6710400
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1955984743

i really enjoyed it

>>6710377
I cum pretty easy, and apparently I cum a lot since the guy was amazed how I basically covered most of my chest cumming for the second time. I also shoot quite far, if I'm not careful when laying on my back it will hit my face or hair.

Though I've seen vids of guys who can cum a shocking amount, I want that kind of power either for myself or a future bf desu. Imagine literally filling someone up or being filled up with so much cum it's hard to keep it all in...

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>>6710397

are you doing that thing where you masochistically look at cute stuff that in one way fulfills your need for human interaction but in another way makes you feel terribly depressed?

i do it all the time

>>6710406
Aw you cum easily? I'm difficult to make cum. I don't jerk off a lot either, but guys almost always cum first.

>>6710408
Yes.

>>6710406

im super slow to cum, and sometimes i feel like >>6710380 and dont bother finishing - most of my pleasure just comes from the feeling of being intimate with someone and seeing them have fun. its weird, but i almost enjoy the other person feeling good more than i enjoy myself feeling good.

i havent masturbated for like 8 days though, and im planning to paint the ceiling white when i meet up with my fwb on friday, i think it will be fun to surprise him

>>6710412

they sometimes have whole threads on /hm/ just for that, maybe have a look in the archives for threads called "emotional torture thread" or similar

>>6710408
>>6710412
I went travelling for a month and did some Tinder for funsies.

I ended up going on a date with a guy in Germany, and it was easily the best date I'd been on. We started going to the pub and getting some drinks, he picked the place because I didn't know the area well at all.

It was expensive but the place was nice, and half way through he edges his hands closer to mine. And I'm like, sure people accidentally touch all the time, but then the guy starts like full up holding my hands.

I'm from the UK and I'm scared as fuck of doing stuff publicly, any displays of affection. I'm scared people are gonna shout at us or humiliate us or worse, people in the UK are kind of shitheads.

So I'm kinda enjoying just this little gesture.

By the end of it, we were just holding hands for fun. We'd take a hand away to take some drink, and then put it back. I guess it's just a little luxury I hadn't enjoyed before.

If you want I can continue with the other stuff.

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>tfw no tall, blonde, and gorgeous bf

>>6710429

post a picture of yourself, i could use a laugh

>>6710429
I'm only like 5'10, but I'm blonde and gorgeous

>>6710356
The guy on the right has pectus excavatum and is still doing porn

what a confidence boost

>>6710403
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1955984743

thanks for the fap =D

>>6710433

No, he just hyperextended his scapula forwards so he could jerk off the other guy - look at his forward shoulder postion

hes normal otherwise - try the position for yourself and see what it does to your pecs

>>6710356
>sex tips
Put it in the vagina, not the male asshole.

Really basic one that a lot of guys here are missing.

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>>6710436
I've never seen a normal chest make a dent this deep just be reaching forward while lying down, I'm pretty sure it's p.e.

>>6710447

looks like he had the soul sucked right out of him, truly disgusting

>>6710439

"""""your friend""""" was banned for 7 days for spamming/flooding the board with his unfunny christian shitposting schtick

whining about bans is against the rules anyway, as is ban evading, just fyi

>>6710447

check out the video (>>6710406), he looks fine. if he does have it, its a very minor case.

>>6710452
>Replying to it

>>6710456
You're right. I deleted the post, shouldn't give them attention.

>>6710450
That's how sex works. It's a battle to drain the soul of your partner.

>>6710451
Check 8:40 on the video, he even has the typical flaired ribs (hidden to a great extent by proper exercise). The video just reinforces my certainty that he has p.e.

I wouldn't classify it as very minor either. It might not be enough to affect his lung capacity or his heart's placement, but that's definitely very noticeable, less so because of him having obviously trained to hide it.

>>6710469

hm. i was wondering why such an attractive guy was doing porn...

>>6710451

I'm looking at his posts in the archive and he only made one post referencing Jesus today. So you're making things up.

>>6710452
Being LGBT is just an orientation. It should be 1 of 1000 other individualistic characteristics about you but all of you make it much more than what it is. You base your entire life around being gay to the point you have all become perverts who fantasize and watch porn incessantly. You think about gay sex 24/7 which isn't normal and isn't healthy. Most gay guys aren't like this at all! It's not normal when straight guys are perverts either and think about women other than their wives.


>>6710469
>>6710476
Talking about gay porn on a RESPECTFUL discussion board such as LGBT board when there's /hm/ is retarded. Go to one of the many threads on /hm/ and talk about porn. This is not what LGBT is for.

>>6710466
You're so corny, I like you even though I shouldn't.

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>>6710466
shouldn't waste any essence

>>6710500
Cmon. I try my hardest.

>>6710506
Too late for that.

>>6710466
This is true. If you win enough bed battles you can level up to an incubus and have sex with people in their dreams to steal their energy.

>tfw can't retire as an incubi and get my fill without ever leaving the house

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Thoughts?

Someone presents you with three buttons:

a) Kill all breeders
b) Kill all lesbos
c) Kill all trannies

Which one do you push?

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how do i become a better bottom?

my current sexual partner is really terrible at communication, so im never quite sure what he likes and doesn't like

>>6710527
I've been trying to reach that stage but I can only sap their energy face to face.

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>>6710537
Disappointing.

>>6710543
Perhaps you should invest in draining the energy of men through the Internet. I hear it's an incredibly popular method to get some extra energy among those that have trouble reaching higher levels.

>>6710538
Kill all breeders.

That one kills the most people so there's enough resources available for the remainder of us and it'd be easier to find people to date
Plus I want to live in a post-apocalyptic world

theres this guy i like who i think is straight but could be bi
anyway i invited him to come to canada with me and idk i think it was inappropriate
do friends travel together? is this okay? i don't want him to think that i'm hitting on him or anything
that would be really bad

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>>6710538
Killing is wrong, and I don't support it.

C if I had to push something though...

>>6710578
a million shitposters

>>6710574
can confirm

>>6710538
c)
fuck circe

>>6710538
b)

gay uprising now fuck all lesbos reeeee

Just got my ears pierced... it looks meh

>>6710538
I actually really wish I could press a, that world would be so much better for me

>>6710444
so cuntboys are alright? Perfect!

How many times a day do you brush your teeth, gaygen?

Be honest.

>>6710666
once

>>6710666
it depends, I try to do it at least once, but will go up to three

don't ask me about flossing though

>>6710574
How do I do that? :(

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>>6710537
>facial hair is now oppressive

>>6710697
Flossing is something only pretentious rich folk do, don't worry about it.

>>6710538
A

>>6710713
Become a celebrity, start a YouTube channel, become a pornstar, a camwhore, or a tripfag.

Of course the energy of someone fapping to your visage isn't as potent as receiving from them in physical form, but if you're good you can make up with it in sheer amount. Min max your way to godhood.

>>6710666
Twice, but I eat twice usually.

>>6710635
Can always just take them out and forget about it.

>have poly bf
>arranges date with someone else and tricks me into going
>I flip the fuck out on him
>later apologize and tell him I'm worried about him wanting to replace me, that I'm not good enough
>says he'd never replace me and that he can love multiple people
>hopes I can try if we take it slow
>agree to another date with that guy with no promises
Love is so complicated

>>6710666
Twice a day, once in the morning and once at night, sometimes extra if I eat something that leaves a taste in my mouth.

>>6710697
>>6710725

Flossing is more important than brushing.
Unless you want rotten teeth by the time you're 40. floss after each meal/snack.

>>6710766
Fucking hell I'm on 4chan, do you really think I'm cute enough to pull off any of those things? I may as well find the fountain of youth instead.

>>6710770
Well it is but your case is simple: you got caught up with a disloyal cheating whore who will try and sell you his rationalization that only an sucker would buy

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>>6710770
>says he'd never replace me and that he can love multiple people

>>6710784
Well, you can still tripfag.

>>6710770
I'm gonna assume it's bait, but let's go ahead and play along anyway.

You got it right the first time in flipping out. That will never work out.

>>6710784
Cock is the fountain of youth, the ambrosia upon which you will find life eternal is the semen of men. Dedicate yourself to this cause and you will behold limitless power.

>>6710842
I don't wanna. People will bully.

>>6710843
Dang. Shame I have no BF to make the idol of my worship.

>>6710852
>not having your be make you the idol of his worship, giving you semen and affection as offerings

>>6710868
My be?

>>6710824
I'm giving it a chance. Everyone gets one
>>6710842
See above. And it's not bait

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>>6710876
>I'm giving it a chance

>>6710852
Yeah but then you remember that you are rubber and they are glue and it's aaaaaall good.

>>6710876
Well, enjoy your heartache. You were warned.

>>6710875
Bf.
Shitty autocorrect, my fault for not noticing

>>6710882
But I'm a sensitive person.

>>6710888
It's hard to care about people saying mean things online. They don't know you and are specifically just saying things because they're unhappy slags themselves, so what does it matter.

>>6710881
I don't get it.
>>6710882
If this gives me a chance for a future with him, it's worth the risk

>>6710925
That's some powerful delusion you've got going on there. It's not gonna work out.

>>6710924
Because like you I have hangups and personalized attacks against me will probably trigger a cyclical and dangerous thought pattern that will just be self destructive.

>>6710887
I had a bf but we split up. Haven't found anyone else yet.

>>6710537
His entire hair game was messed up to begin with. The chemo Wojak is a step up.

But this doesn't really make sense. The only people that have beards now are hipsters and supergays

>>6710931
Even if it doesn't, I might be able to at least get a double bj

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>>6710925
>He's not getting it

>>6710965
Jokes on you I'm bisexual

>>6710766
>become a tripfag
might as well just kill yourself at that point

>>6710766
I'm a camwhore namefag and I never got famous
people just post my pictures on soc and message me on grindr telling me they've seen my asshole

>>6711014
:( I would put you on MTV's 16 and Pregnant just to see audience polls and reactions Hitler

>>6711032
but I'm not 16 or pregnant
I'm old and sterile

Thread is shit. Deleted thread was better.

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>>6711032
>This Becky ass bitch needs to fix her eyebrows lmao emoji emoji eomji
There you go.

>>6711043
E x a c t l y

That's what'd make it fun!

Also you're sterile? I guess that's to be expected with your testosterone situation.

>>6711047
But your eyebrows are terrible and mine are done
I'm confused :/

>>6711049
When I'm on test for a while I start making sperm again
Doesn't really matter though
Only difference is that my cum is clear

>>6711064
Huh, so your testicles are like, sleeper mode.

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>>6711064
Oh, honey...no

>>6711073
Yeah
they're a little on the small side too because of it

>>6711086
Sleepy raisins

I think I'm not gay anymore...

How do I tell my boyfriend?

>>6711089
they're not shriveled haha
just a little smaller than most

>>6711085
u right

>>6711101
That's no fun desu

I think my balls are a bit small too anyway.

>>6711112
my dick is normal sized though
So I don't really care about my balls
I doubt most would t b h

>>6711118
Yeah as long as they're not a saggy mess I don't think anyone cares.

Out of curiosity does your spunk have the standard smell?

>>6711131
Yeah I think it smells like normal cum
just clear like pre but a different consistency than pre

>>6711139
Oh alright.

>>6711130
Just sleep with him already dann.

>>6711152
Completely platonic is the only way dan and I would sleep together
We are just close friends

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If you are a man please do not wear makeup kthx

>>6711192
Depends on the type and amount of makeup
If you're covering up a pimple I think it's fine

Also, I fill my eyebrows in
sry babe

>>6711043
>and sterile
Well let's be honest f it's not like shooting blanks sets you back much is it :^D

>>6711171
The dream will never die.

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>>6711197
But you're perfect the way you are.

>tfw no bf
>tfw no hope to get a bf
how do you cope /gaygen/

>>6711204
Why is it even a thing in the first place?

>>6711211
You've only ever seen me with my eyebrows filled in tho

>>6711223
I have a fantasy system that fulfills my emotional needs before I sleep, that has been keeping me head-above-water for over a decade.

>>6711223
Watching stupid cartoons, playing games, masturbating, posting stupid shit. You know. The dream.

>>6711223
try getting a bf or not caring about having one or not

>>6711227
Mostly because dann is naive as fuck and you're basically an inexperienced basic bitch and the thought of you two fumbling around is actually hilarious in mind.

You would be telling him what to do, even though you didn't know yourself, then telling him he's doing it all wrong. Dann might cry a little, apologize a lot, call you a dick while sobbing. You would make a mistake and he'd whine and you'd tell him to suck it up, he'd make a mistake and you'd tear into him for it.. it'd be a funny dynamic.

>>6711252
You've clearly never witnessed us interact before
Also I'm no longer a loser virgin, so I'd like to think regular sex has taught me a thing or two about it

>>6711223
Make peace with and embrace your loneliness
Try to enjoy the fact that you're lonely by hating yourself and getting off on your own suffering and punishment
Distract yourself with other things
Get a bf anyway despite the odds and lack of hope

>>6711265
I have, and last time I'm pretty sure he stormed off upset calling you a dick.

>>6711281
I mean yeah that's normal
who tf is u btw

>>6711223
be your own bf

>>6711287
Nobody tbqh.

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>>6710977

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>>6711223
Pic related

>>6711227
Send me without then. It isn't going to change my mind. Your facial features are de facto qt.

>>6711308
Drinkers ain't thinkers.

>>6711308
check ya kik
they're just a lot lighter and sparse looking

>>6711321
I don't really drink.
I just assume most normies need some kind of soma.

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>>6711324
>using the thot filter

I raised you better than this

>>6711330
They should just get soma dis.

>>6711330
Good on ya Sadon

>>6711324
Filled in eyebrows? My life is built around lies.

>>6711337
i-it was part of the joke

>>6711341
I mean what's there is good
But they're lighter than my actual hair colour
And I'm missing a sliver of one of my eyebrows
just doesn't grow

>>6711355
Oh yeah, my eyebrows are reasonably thick. I sometimes have to pluck them back a little, but nothing extreme. I think a little missing can be cute as long as it's not 'muh thug lyfe'

>>6711360
I think "done" eyebrows suit my face and overall look better than natural would

>>6711364
Sure~ I'm glad you understand yourself well and have a sense of aesthetic.

I'm just a bog standard uggo.

>>6711383
I guess

>>6711443
It was a compliment :c

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>>6711390

>>6711444
Was it?

>>6711466
Oh, alright, sorry

>>6711469
I forgive you

>>6711474
Thanks

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>tfw bf

>>6710953
>The only people that have beards now are hipsters and supergays
what about ye olde halfassed college student who hasnt shaved in a week

>>6710538
a) is the only right answer.
I hope it includes bis.

>>6712096
is that why you left?
i could of done a time stamp if you wanted...

>>6712096
can we just talk

>>6712096
i'll do a time stamp and send it to your email

>>6712096
Small group of sociopaths desu

>>6712096
i sent it..

>>6711755
how did you meet him anon?

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>>6712358
i was never involved with them
i don't even know what i said

please, i'm sorry for whatever caused this

>>6712358
I was agreeing that they're weird sociopaths though

Why do i get ignored so much on grindr

>>6712932
Take more flattering pictures. I'm sure that's all anyone really cares about.

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So I've been watching this great Australian show and it's just reminded me of how I used to be non-fat and do cuter things with guys and used to have all my teeth.

I thought it was really funny at first and cute, but now I've realised how much I'm not like that anymore. Sure, I have a bf for 5 years but I've just gotten old and fat. Not that I want anyone else, but it's just sad to imagine I'm no longer anything like the characters in the show.

Don't know if to drink with this show or if it'll make me more depressed. Feel so tired.

>>6712951
Any tips?

>>6712974
I got one riiiiight here.

But also it depends on what image you're going for, right? What you want to show off, what you think are your strongest attributes.

You could always just try a bunch of different angles and whatnot and just pick the best pictures, if you have the time and vanity. Just don't go crazy and photoshop yourself or anything.

>>6710666
.666

so I went outside today and I saw cuteboys

I think im gonna try out this outside thing more often

>>6713176
I'm enjoying this post.

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>tfw dedicated ldr with best friend of two years

It hurts so good.

>>6712514
What
People just play games together there and have normal conversations

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Well, when you put it that way

>>6713479
having friends is a sign of sociopathy, bc u have 2 manipulate people into liking you.

Does anyone have flindog's snapchat/pics of him?

I need them for research purposes, thanks.

>>6713996
Go to the tinychat and ask him
I don't think he has posted here in years

>>6714050
I have been trying to find him there for some months now. No luck there.
But I know there are people around here that have his snap.

>>6714072
I doubt anybody else here knows who he is
Why do you care so much?
Does he owe you money or something?

i just blew a guy who has a girlfriend. He told me it's a pretty casual relationship and i am just one of many guys. How bad should i feel?

oh my god I had this dream where I was sucking two guys off at the same time; one had kind of a beer belly with a girthy cock and the other was more fit with a smaller cock
I woke up with soaked boxers
How do I make this a reality?

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What was the last thing you fapped to?

>>6714225

get a fwb who is experienced and knows some guys he can call round for a threesome

source: worked for me

>Helping dad move an old shelf
>found a big stack of lines i used to get from school stuffed behind them
Who else was a badboy?

>>6714300
www.myvidster.com/video/72249237/37_More_than_happy_to_oblige
this

>>6711244
>just try lol
I didn't know Hitler was such a normie.

>>6712952
I started watching this, thanks to you and fuck, im not having that problem. its pretty damn relatable

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>tfw walking down stairs and i feel my thiddies bounce
i don't know if this is a good feel or not

>>6714523
stack of lines?

>>6714300
crush's nudes teehee

>>6714553
hey! i jerked off to this once
small world

>>6713466
i'm both happy and sad for you anon

>>6714607
whoops

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>>6714709

>tfw i finally get to feel that feel after 3 months of bulking

>>6714709
>stack of lines?
Punishment for doing wrong things when i was at school in my country desu.

>>6714709
yeah like "write 'always bring pens, paper, books to class' 20 times" is lines, usually longer.
what was the reg punishment in usa? detention?

>>6714757
Mines was 400 lines of "i must follow the expectations of the school at all times" was brutal.

>>6714772
one teacher invented this cunt of a punishment, it was the dreaded 10x10. so theres like a table of rules in our diary and rule there is this bastard around a 6 lines typed and small print. its all about wearing the uniform and showing up with the correct shit. writing it 10 times was fucking awful. it soon became the go to punishment, so any small misdemeanor got 10x10

>>6714742
>>6714757
>>6714772
>>6714786
Our school just made us do coursework..

>>6714161
homewrecker!!

>>6714237
its raining

>>6714812
>he never got in trouble
lol

>>6714757
>>6714772
>>6714786
what the fuck kind of third world shit is this
we were just banned from coming to school for a while and got it put on our permanent record and the police would threaten to arrest us like any sane school

>>6714830
theyre talking minor stuff like skipping class

>>6714837
I got excluded once for throwing a lad's school clothes into the toilet, was making fun of me for having gay hair.

>>6714828
I got suspended 3 times, internal suspension like 6 times, and I quite clearly remember my 33 detentions in year 7. I got in a bit of trouble.

I'm an absolute bad boy ;)

>>6714837
i had an officer threaten to throw me in juvie for truancy after i was late to school 5 times

>>6714843
casual

>>6714845
i got in trouble once and it was for skipping an absurd number of days in a row

>>6714830
the only time i got suspended was for punching a guy in the year above
everything else was 10x10 or at worst detention
>>6714837
honestly never skipped class
>>6714851
now thats third world bullshit

>>6714851
he was full of shit then. i think CA has the harshest truancy laws and you still have to be at least 30 minutes late every time before they kick in.

>>6714851
They can do that? I missed hundreds of days of school in high school and all they did was warn me they were gonna fine my mom

>>6714853
I did that too. A solid month or so. Twice. They didn't suspend me because that'd be a bit fucking dumb if I finally came back to school and they punished me by sending me away again.

>>6714853
>casual
b-but I'm a bad boy

>>6714858
that was the joke

>>6714859
i've only lived in california for like a year
small poor town + bloated police force = huge police presence in school
my school had 1000 kids and at any one time there were at least a dozen police officers present
it was absurd and extremely stressful desu

>>6714867
tfw my cunt grandmother won't hurry up and drop dead

>>6714871
maybe they were just trying to get their diplomas
:^)

>>6714863
i had to go to court about it during a school day and then i skipped school literally right after

>>6714871
he still sounds full of shit. truancy laws are usually super specific and a bunch of states require the school have made contact with your parents regarding the truancy before they can charge you with anything. in some states, you can't even get in all that much trouble.

>>6714899
yes the point wasn't that i thought it was going to happen
the point was the kind of environment my school was
also my sister went to juvie for truancy lol

>>6710356
Eat cereals, the real dry kind if youre gonna bottom. Also make sure to stick a few fingers in there to make sure everything will go smoothly, if the answer is no anal i'm sure the top will understand why.

Eat lots of sweet fruits if youre gonna top and plan on making the bottom swallow your babies.

>>6714899
It was probably just a threat from the officer to scare him.

Also nice horror, I never got taken to court over it. I was going through some shit and I couldn't deal with school.

>>6714907
she had to have either missed a ridiculous amount or not researched truancy laws and the school's official policy, since if the school's mishandled any step in that policy she probably could have gotten out of it (and its p hard for them not to a lot of times).

>>6714913
the charges were dropped because i was legitimately sick (i had the flu) for enough of the days that it pushed me under the minimum.

>>6714933
she ran away for like 2 years or something
she had to go to court n shit

>>6714944
yeah idt you could get out of that unless she provided evidence that her home was unstable or that she was being actively withheld from school somehow.
social workers r supposed 2 get involed first in most states, and i believe the school has to actually press the charges in some states as well

>>6714523
I was sent out for being a clown quite a lot. Throwing things, being disruptive, stuff like that. Never really got in trouble though, because it was a state school so they had bigger things to worry about. Practically never even got detention. German teacher took my playing cards though, the slag. If she didn't want people to play solitaire and unscrew her chairs maybe she shouldn't've been such a bitch.

>>6714992
>clownshoes was that kid
A bit surprised desu

>tfw no bf to remind me life is wonderful

>>6714992
I was that kid too Clownshoes. :(

Why are we so sad now?

What's the most romantic thing you or your bf did or said to the other?

>>6715036
Not really my bf, just a one off date. We were walking through the park when he suddenly pulls me up against a tree and kisses me. It was so sweet.

>>6715006
Once an attentionseeker, always an attentionseeker.

>>6715025
Life's pretty good, chum. It's the people you've gotta watch out for.

>>6715030
Witch's curse I expect.

>>6715036
Do imaginary date or dreams count? They probably count I expect.

>>6715047
My stories always kill threads.

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>>6715065
>It's the people you've gotta watch out for.

It's people I want in my life, but they don't want me.

>>6715125
if you don't i will

>>6714733
I remember that feel. Made me want to run up the stairs and to it again. lol

>>6715125
We can't relate.

>>6715148
i only just started working out again recently, and very randomly at that so i'm p sure it's just fat jiggle

>>6715180
post man tits and we'll tell you. lol

If it is fat, just start a cut and up your cardio.

>>6715160
What do you mean? I know people on LGBT have had more partners and stuff than I have..

>>6715194
post asshole

>>6715200
Nah. No normies allowed in here.

>>6715205
kek
I think I'm done posting pics. Maybe if I get really great results on the next bulk.

I like the idea of having a boyfriend because I feel like it's what I'm "supposed" to do. I'm also an introvert who needs a lot of time alone to decompress. I know that my desire to be alone is in direct conflict of my desire to not let life pass me by and wind up alone forever but I don't know what to do.

Anyone feel that way?

>>6715237
Everyone needs alone time.
You just need to find a bf that understands that.

>>6715237
>>6715245
I mean, first he would need to actually want a boyfriend rather than feeling pressured into getting one so he doesn't seem like a loser, right? No point in getting a partner if you don't actually want one.

>>6715237
find another introvert bf

>>6715245
What if you're one of those picky fucks who wants to not really talk or do anything but just enjoy having them in the room with you?

>>6715270
theres other ppl like that bro

>>6715251
Seems like he wants companionship, sometimes even if it's not a bf.

>>6715270
I'm the same way a lot of times. Someone to vegetate with while watching tv. Or someone to be close to while playing vidya.

>>6715274
Yeah but what if you aren't in sync with each other over it? Wouldn't that be awkward?

I ended up not fucking anyone last night from the party.
I'm proud of myself.

>>6715304
You go girl!

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>>6715025
>wanting a bf that lies to you

>>6715300
I think you're over estimating the amount of socializing you do in a relationship.

Once you get passed the getting to know each other part, you only really socialize to catch each other up on the things that happened while you were apart. And to decide what to do for food.

>>6715300
that's why you talk to your partner
95% of the problems people have with their bfs in these threads could be solved by talking with their partner

>>6715346
Life will be wonderful because I'll have somebody who loves me.

Bf when?????

>>6715347
I guess that's why it was weird with my last bf. I thought I was doing something wrong. I wasn't that attached to him or whatnot - I was gonna break up with him because we weren't that compatible in the bedroom.. but even so.

>>6715350
I dunno, I just try and keep making the extra effort. I'm a pretty submissive person so I just try to keep my partner happy. If they want the attention I'll give it to them as best as I can. It doesn't necessarily make me all that happy though.

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>>6715353
>Life will be wonderful because I'll have somebody who loves me
Don't be naive. You don't know that, and your high expectations will make the contradictory truth all the more crushing.

>ugly guy talks to me on grindr
>don't reply because I don't know how to turn him down gently

>handsome guy who I had favourited but not messaged talks to me
>don't talk to him out of fear of ruining everything/us not being compatibile

is there greater suffering in this gay existance?

>>6715251
I think you're right. I'm not really sure if I want a boyfriend if I really think about it in those terms. I almost never feel lonely. I feel like there's some sort of basic instinct that other people have that's a desire for human interaction that I lack.

I like hanging out with people. I like sex. I can go without both for an unhealthy period of time if it's left up to me. I generally have to pump myself up to spend time with friends let alone pursue partners.

I think I have issues with intimacy. Probably linked to a pretty strong sense of self loathing I also have. It's hard for me to believe people sincerely love me, even when they make it abundantly clear. It makes me uncomfortable to say the least.

Sup gays

>>6715390
Who hurt you anon?

>>6715371
no, you have to assert your own feelings
"I don't want to talk right now"

>>6715384
you already ruined things if you never answer

>>6715411
talking w/ a guy i went on a few dates with a couple years back

>>6715411
Inflation

>>6715373
What do you mean by high expectations?
Thinking someone loving me will make life wonderful?
Well if I love them back, it'll mean everything. Right now that's what I want the most.

What body types do you like?

I like about any guy that is not fat or excessivly hairy. Too much muscle can be a turn off but I never see that in person.

>>6715427
>no, you have to assert your own feelings
I'll assert myself when I become something worth asserting for, until then I'll just help whatever partner I have achieve what they want.

>>6715459
smooth hairless twig boys

>>6715384
Just remind yourself he's probably an uggo in person. lol

>>6715411
hey bb.

>>6715461
then why even ask for help?

>>6715459
rich guys

>>6715459
Stocky, chubby, muscle are my faves.
Hairy is good.
Hairless and skinny is at the bottom for me.

>>6715472
Sorry, sometimes it's just nice to have a little solidarity.

>>6715475
same

>>6715459
Skinnyish/average and tall. Don't really care about body hair but I think I'm developing a fetish for fluff. I think I might like more muscled dudes if I didn't automatically force myself not to because they're out of my league.

>>6715459
I like guys who are a little bigger than I am physically. Doesn't have to be a lot, but I'm not into skinny vulnerable boys. I like the safety feeling of a guy a little bigger than you.

>>6715459

Guys taller than me, wide, thick, stocky guys.
Hairy is a plus. Bearded, with lots of hair, too. Being strong also a huge plus.
They also have to be real friendly. I can't do standoffish people or jerks.
Although lately i'd been having fun with people who look more like me.

>>6715515

If I can catch muscled dudes, so can you.
As i recall, you're way cuter than me

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>I'm looking for a guy who has his life together
>I'm looking for somebody that can hold a conversation

>>6715459
i like any guy that isn't like clearly overweight, but i wouldn't really want a guy thats too muscular either. i just want someone i can wrap my arms round pretty much. as for hairyness, if it suits them its good, otherwise i think hairless is a good luck on everyone

>>6715573
You're so easy Irish, ya damn fuckboy.

>>6715561
exactly me

>>6715581
its not that im easy, personality is a big point of contention for me, physically i just like a lot of body types for a lot of reason (true vers, yo) .

>>6715591
E a s y desu

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>>6715459

i either like weak twink tops, or fluffy muscle dudes

i like the twinks because I have a fetish for getting dominated by someone I can break with my pinky finger, and I like muscle dudes because I think its more aesthetically attractive and because its nice to have someone to work out with and stuff when you arent banging

but im still figuring out what i like, so im not 100% sure about stuff yet

also like Zombii said, twinks are less intimidating - my current FWB is a twink, and I feel like I'm in about the same league as him, making things stressfree. im not quite muscular enough yet to date other hunks on an even footing

>>6715594
Everyone here is a whore though, but me. Even you. I bet you've even kissed someone before you slut.

>>6715594
look, desu i just can't be picky

>>6715599
>m not quite muscular enough yet to date other hunks on an even footing
You'd be surprised.
I missed out on a chance to fuck an x-box huge 260lb body builder.

>>6715606

I've kissed two people at once before.
Once I even kissed someone while giving a blowjob.
Also, I eat ass, which is kind of like a kiss.
Do you think i'm too tainted to ever find love, Clownshoes

>>6715606
Seeing as I'm the sub that just lives to please, I guess that makes me a whore desu.

>>6715607
Knew it. Also lay off the fucking DOTA. It's gross.

>>6715626
i don't play dota anymore desu

>>6715626
Exactly. Anyone who associates with anyone else is a huge whore.

>>6715628
>22.2 hours past 2 weeks
Ye ye.

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>>6715613

yeah but youre out of DYELmode, and did a cycle of roids to boot - you are legit built, even if you arent huge

im wayyy too small to be considered at all muscular - if i posted in a CBT id be laughed out of the thread

plus the fact that i train for strength and not hypertrophy means that even though my lifts are pretty good, i still look like a twink :(

>>6715619

ive kissed someone while blowing a guy, but i havent done a threeway kiss yet

the third guy in my threesome was one of those barely gay dudes who didnt like buttstuff and didnt like kissing either

laaaame desu

>>6715638
feelgood, not to be mean but have you ever had your hormones tested?

>>6715634
thats like 2 games

>>6715563
the problem is you, friend

>>6715638

your dick/balls looks really small, did you also shave off your pubes?

>>6715634
who are you on my friends list?
cmdr shep??

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>tfw no Rugby bf to bring to Cracker Barrel and splurge on their campfire chicken meal

You can't leave America without going to Cracker Barrel.

>>6715638

> doesn't like kissing

I can't with having someone's dick touching my lips before their own lips do.
At least if it's just a casual hook up.
Makes me feel like just a hole to them.. which i guess is also really hot

Find better threesome buddies, tho

>>6715673
cracker barrel isn't that good t b h

>>6715638
Still cute enough.

>>6715660
>>6715672
Nah, but DOTA is shit, and I gotta admit if I went on a date with someone and they said they played DOTA, I'd probably be done with them.

>>6715681
why the fuck would i bring it up or videogames in general, also i play bots while listening to podcasts tyvm

>>6715662

im a grower, dont be a bully. the Greeks would have liked me ;(
and yeah, i trim them once every 3/4 months. theyre not shaved smooth though, its just that i guess the camera doesn't pick the shorter hair up that well

>>6715660

no, i havent. I considered it, but decided that feeding my neuroses wasnt worth the limited closure it would have brought - its sort of a slippery slope to hypochondria i think.

besides, even if i did have low test (very possible), i dont want to take TRT shots, so its not like theres anything I could do about it. best to avoid blaming circumstances and just do what I can i think - I should be able to take responsibility for my own failures of dieting/training/etc.

>>6715681
dota is a gross loser game, i agree, but i was making a hilarious joke so how dare you quote me

>>6715680
its a really campy piece of americana tho
the food isnt really country / southern enough though, its just rly plain

>>6715680

They have some good dishes if you know what you're ordering. You don't seem like the type to order one of their good dishes, you probably ordered a salad or something not so great. I don't like their salads, sandwiches, or breakfast that much. Their campfire chicken meal is always delicious and you can get 2 meals out of it. Of course Amish in PA most likely have something more delicious. They did when I lived in Ohio.

>>6715691
I had a date that started cracking Nazi jokes and tried to hustle me in a game of pool.

You would be surprised.

>>6715698
>im a grower

some things require proof

>>6715638
Are you growing out your hair? Also holy crap your body looks so good now, I'm jelly.

>>6715706
yeah i get that but like desu unless the other guy mentioned it, i wouldn't even talk about games, to me, theres the hobbies you do and the hobbies you talk about. gaming is definitely a hobby you just do

>>6715638
Just gotta keep liftan.
We're all going to make it.
>>6715680
I don't think the point is to be good.
It's just supposed to remind you of things that were great, but you'll never get again.
Like grandma's meatloaf.
>>6715698
>i dont want to take TRT shots
Why's that? I mean if you've got a legit problem, there's no reason not too.
Unless you've got a needle phobia.

>>6715698
if you have low test, it could very easily lead to real health problems in the future. you live in a country with pretty cheap medical care so i don't think it's really worth ignoring it for some warped sense of pride
are you diabetic?

>>6715705
hitler almost definately orders something fried
their chicken fried steak and chicken fried chicken are pretty okay

>>6715698
>im a grower
same

>>6715704
yeah it's not bad just not good either

>>6715705
I'm a meat eater through and through
I probably do seem the type to order salads though so no harm no foul

>>6715723
>>6715732
>tfw I'm even skinnier than he is despite lifting
But I've been tested for thyroid problems, so I'm assuming they've tested test levels.

>>6715742
i wasnt rly talking about him being skinny, i was talking about his birthining hips and puffy nipples

>>6715741
rugby would love the food

>>6715751
They look ok to me?

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>>6715719
haha yeah. I noticed my FWB likes playing with it and twisting it round his fingers and shit in bed, so I've been loath to get it cut for his benefit

im turning into a redneck kinda lmao

>>6715723

I feel like it would be legitimising the excuse of "muh genetics", rather than doing my best with what i'm given and achieving a platonic ideal of self-determination

im not so much lifting to look good (if i was i could just roid) as I am lifting for the discipline and feeling of changing myself, by myself.
*tips fedora*

>>6715732

no. my only symptoms of low test are difficulty building muscle, wide hips and lack of body hair. its not that serious, and could easily be all in my head.

maybe ill mention it at my next medical in 8 months or so, idk

>>6715751

the puffy nipples thing is just because i used to be fat and lost the weight too fast. its not genetic.

>>6715742
Lifting is only part of it. You've got to eat to bulk.

>>6715732

The campfire chicken meal is $9.99..
You get half a chicken...
1 corn on the cob cut in half
2-3 small potatoes
1 tomato cut in half
handful of onions

and they're cooked together and taste really good.

You also get their glorious biscuits.

That's what I always order in the summer and it has yet to disappoint.

>>6715411
smashin smite desu

>>6715459
i like most body types, my faces are stocky kinda chubby strong guys and tall skinny skelly heroin chic zombies

>>6715638
damn boiii

>>6715756
still haven't posted the bp m8 get to it

>>6715759

also you get like 5-6 small carrots

>>6715758
I was on a 4k/day diet.

>>6715706
Wow.

Sounds like a cool dude. Bet he gets all the guys.

>>6715756
those are three pretty big signs desu and i thought medical care was borderline free in your communist country
there's a big difference between ignoring something you cant fix and ignoring something out of pride dude

>>6715759
do you get a side? i like cheese grits a lot but theyre like the only restaruant you can get them at so i always get them

>>6715638

You obviously know you look good so stop playing. You've been fucked now by how many guys yet you still have low confidence?

>>6715776

They don't include a side since they already include a lot of veggies, but you get like 4-5 buttered biscuits. lol

>>6715772
"I'm not good at pool", he said.

Gets a fucking 5 pot break.

He still lost.

I ended up sneaking extra drinks when he went to the bathroom because I'm too polite to leave despite him being shit.

>>6715756
Your hair and body are cute as fuck, shame we can't see face.

>>6715756

puffy nipples must be nice to suck on

>>6715784
my issue w/them is that their food, despite being southern comfort food, is just really bland. also i get corn muffins
i can make better things at home

>>6715785
he got bullied on here extensively at some point for some reason

>>6715768
You probably weren't counting calories accurately enough.
If you were, then it's time to push to 5k.

Everybody's caloric needs are different.

>>6715777

only 3.5, and they were all either average or twinkish, so i felt comfortable with them

im not sure if i have the confidence to ask out someone with a better body than mine, which is obviously dumb but its something im working on

>>6715776

yeah, it is free. i guess i will mention it then, youre right that it is stupid not to. its just a pain to go through the kafkaesque bureaucracy of the NHS.

>>6715788

come to london and find out, bb

>>6715756
>tfw my hair is so long it constantly gets in the way of blowjobs and kissing unless I hold it back

I'm like Uncle It from the Addams Family. Still get a lot of compliments on it though, especially from creepy dudes on grindr. Thinking about getting it cut short like yours.

>>6715796

i like that though

it feels oddly nice when the other guy reaches down and brushes your hair out the way while you blow him, its kinda... tender?

>>6715785
Wait, were you actually betting on a game of pool on a date though? Because just saying you aren't good at pool before a game isn't nearly as bad as hustling.

Having no sense of humour is definitely unforgiveable though.

>>6715789
Oh, sorry then to the truckerhairanon.

>>6715791
I'm too sick to keep pushing myself like that anyway.

>>6715795
You're in London?

>>6715812
No, no betting. But even so it felt like something shitty to do on a date.

"Hey wanna play pool? I'm no good haha"

It felt like it was a cheap shot, like he was just trying to prove something. I dunno I find it a little bit offensive when someone tries to trick me like that on the first fucking date.

>>6715816

yep. wanna do something? I've got a pretty empty few days ahead of me before I have some courses and shit to do

>>6715795

I'm sure Ann or Red would bang you.

>>6715826
I would but I'm broke and sick. Sorry truckeranon.

>>6715803
Yeah, there are some benefits. When I was on top of a dude and he wanted to kiss I just let my hair flow down so that it blocked everything at the sides and only our faces were exposed to each other. Kinda felt like some sort of soul sucking monster, it was awesome.

>>6715826
>>6715843
could a been the next gg couple after me and KR, lol

>>6715853
Who's KR?

>>6715837

haha they are both out of my league at the moment - keep in mind that i, as a vain person, only post the most flattering pictures of myself

i dont look nearly as good clothed and in neutral lighting

give it time

>>6715843

stuff like the National Gallery is free, or if we just watched a pirated film at home that wouldn't cost anything either

but i dont want to pressure you, if you dont want to do anything, thats fine.

>>6715853

i met up with KR way before you did - dont go getting any airs, matey

>>6715853
>KR
But hes mine lad.

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>>6715858

>>6715789
>my issue w/them is that their food, despite being southern comfort food, is just really bland.

That's pretty much the same at every chain restaurant though...

Chili's - steak/shrimp/chicken fajitas are the only reason to eat there imo

Outback Steakhouse - blooming onion appetizer (greasy as fuck though), steaks & lamb can be decent, salads are actually really good

Olive Garden - the salad and the breadsticks

Every chain I can think of only has a few good dishes , everything else is crap.

>>6715860
Maybe when I'm in a better place trucker.

>>6715866
Oh ok.

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>>6715853

I swear if you even kiss KR I will beat you to a pulp you hussy.

>>6715887
Pretending to be me while I'm right here isn't really going to work, man. You didn't even do the character right.

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>>6715887
Embarrassing.

>>6715860
and from what i heard you weren't a big ol slut back then
must have been a while