MTFG: Male to Fake Girl

>>6709176
first for getting the succ

reminder not to buy from uncertified nimhugg sellers

>>6709188
What is a succ?

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>tfw ur bf calls u a hon

lmao suicide pact anyone?

Nth for not giving the succ. Sorry state of affairs

>>6709200
one les looking cashier calls me that all the time. fucking terfs

Oh, hey. Who's Valley?

>>6709192
If I don't get 4 genuine Nimhuggs™ I'll die from counterfeit Nimhugg poisoning :(

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>>6709200
>Fell for the tranny meme
>All trannies are already in relationship

Trannies should not have the right to chose who they mate with. That decision should be made for them by rational men of intelligence.

>>6709211
but anon that would release a dangerous amount of huggadone into your system

>>6709188
What is succ?

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>>6709212

>>6709212
>tfw goal is to have rationale of men and grace of a woman
i can only hope

>>6709212
Let a totally crazy dyke that's still smarter than you make that decision for you, then: go fuck yourself.

>>6709215
Huggadone is the only way to neutralize the ellanafarts in my body :c
Please I need help

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>tfw no one to share your bed with
life is suffering

>>6709212
I'm amazed no one realizes that the picture is the self centered guy who went on a killing spree because no one wants to fuck him.

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>ITT

>>6709226
alright anon...good luck

hugg anon
hugg anon
hugg anon
hugg anon

>>6709235
feminine penis :^)

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>>6709226
>ellanafarts
lmao :D

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>>6709232
iktf ;~;

hopefully i can get this guy to make me his gf

>>6709238
D: Why'd you give anon an overdose?!

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>>6709232

>>6709232
I will always know that feel.

>>6709233
Pretty sure everyone recognizes Elliot Rodger, whatchu mean?

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>>6709233

>>6709233
Elliot Rodger was a victim of this cruel world! He was a lovely shy intelligent boy who was mocked and denied basic human rights.

>>6709235
Girl dick
Want to be loved
Like compliments
Sweet
Fuck like tigers

>>6709240
t-that was my original joke phie

did that make you happy

i hope so

>>6709235
no babies

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>>6709232
tfw hugging pillows all night everynight

>>6709238
>>6709242
I-its too much, I'm not gonna make it

>>6709242
they had a bad batch!

>>6709226
anon pls

you need to tell me you're okay

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>tfw

>>6709235
Anus feels almost exactly the same as a vagina, the only difference is the cervix at the end. Also:

>Straight women
>Clean anuses ever

>>6709255
no!

what are you feeling?

talk to me, dammit!

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>>6709243
could you please not thanks
>>6709244
yeah me too ;_;

>>6709249
DON'T DON'T YOU WANT ME
YOU KNOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU WON'T SEE ME

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>>6709257
>android

tfw no transbian in a sweater to make pass out when playing doctor.

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>>6709240
Maybe you could have those too if you are more?

>>6709254
I hope you wash those regularly.

>>6709266
what was going on in that webm

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>>6709265
Name an alternative that isn't crapple

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>>6709263
It will never be ok.

>>6709268
>are
Ate.

>>6709273
Windows Phone?

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>>6709273
apple you heretic

>>6709261
Well put my friend.

The 80:20 rule applies to trannies too. All they want is a violent thug. They chose a dirty black boy over me?

>>6709235
Easy to manipulate emotionally
Doesn't take you for granted
Doesn't view your relationship as expendable

>>6709268
>I hope you wash those regularly.
I swap pillowcases often enough.

>>6709278
>apple
d r o p p e d

>>6709281
How do you get the stains out?

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>>6709280
Well good bye straight women

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>>6709274
w-wanna be girlfriends anon

>>6709262
I feel...
I feel...

in order of girlyness
lit>fa>g>cm>hm>y>a>ck>fit>i>ic>cgl>mu>adv>an>po>wsr>tv>v>trv>soc>tg>out>gd>everything else>u

>>6709268
Where's the webm of where she goes to the bathroom after eating all of that?

>>6709283
when im using my apple AI in 10 years you'll come crawling back :}

>>6709288
>twinks
>wanting a woman

come on senpai

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>>6709284
Oh you meant like that. Pillows are for hugs not for fugs, at least for pure girls like me.

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>>6709250
yes, it was great :D

>>6709288
Sounds like you're the failure...

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>>6709278
iOS is -literally- cancer
Smh nim

>>6709277
Apparently it's decent until you want something like an app ecosystem

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>>6709289
FEEL?

WHAT DO YOU FEEL?

TELL ME

>>6709270
bedchan was getting what looked like an IV injection for unknown reasons. After flashing a cute and knowing look, she decided to not breathe and tense up. This caused a syncopal episode in her. The nurse, wasnt paying attention and bedchan almost fell on the floor. Luckily her mom saved her.

>>6709290
Where is pol?

>>6709287
Im a boy... a-are you cute?

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I think I am starting to notice the mental changes from hrt. I think I feel a little happier at least. How long does it take on average for drug and alcohol tolerances to start to drop?

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>>6709288
I know that feel.

I wish to kill myself. I am a straight guy browsing LGBT

>>6709302
women shouldn't concern themselves with politics

>>6709304
oh, even better :)
I don't think so, I'm still early on
but I get hugboxed and called cis so idk

>>6709294
iwtcwptbhfam(i want to cuddle with phie desu(to be honest) senpai(family))

>>6709298
when ios gains consciousness you're gonna be on it's hitlist tbqf(to be quite frank)

>>6709310
There are plenty of girls who are early on and can be beautiful, Im sure you're wonderful.

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>>6709311
Phien is a nice girl I can see where you're coming from

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>>6709247
This program is amazing.

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>>6709312
You could always bully them into suicide.
Their minds are weak.

>>6709320
iwtcwpttbhfam(i want to cuddle with puru too desu(to be honest) senpai(family))

>>6709299
Thank you for everything.

>>6709298
Mayori is my second favorite character besides Chief Kirihara.

>>6709326
are you gonna be okay anon

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>>6709327
I don't want a Japanese girlfriend anymore.

>>6709328

>>6709327
What the FUCK

>>6709327
Eh, I don't really care for the liquid stuff, but thanks for trying, Anon! :^)

>>6709324
No that's not allowed.

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>>6709319
maybe
I'd post a pic but right now its high 90s and 100% humidity out
I'm pretty gross and sweaty rn desu

I'm going to try to whore myself as a tranny girl, for a variety of reasons. Don't ask why. I'm the one asking the questions here:

1. What should I charge? Per hour, per act?

2. How should I look for clients? What websites, etc.?

3. Safety tips, other miscellanea?

>>6709340
where do you live? would you travel?

>>6709340
Ask red.

>>6709337
o-oh i understand

i know im not a good cuddler ;-;

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>>6709340
what do you look like

do you travel

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>>6709333
It's not like you were getting a girl of any kind.

>>6709334
Newfags.

>>6709336

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>>6709347
Gays please go.

>>6709333
>I don't want a Japanese girlfriend anymore.
stop being a transbian entirely.

>>6709343

Halfway between Sacramento and San Francisco. About an ~hour drive either way. I would travel up to two hours, but I expect to be compensated for gas, on top of payment for services rendered.

>>6709344

I was going to but I didn't see here in this thread. Is she still around?

>>6709348

White, with a trace of Cherokee. ~150 lbs. 5'9". Dark brown/auburnish hair. Halfway down my back, can style as needed for client's preferences. Glasses, can stay on or off as per client's preferences. A year onto hormones. Fully shaved, but breasts still under development. Pre-op. Have a wide variety of clothes to wear for the occasion.

See above for travel conditions.

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>>6709316
Good, it would save me the trouble of whacking myself tbqh

>>6709328
Tuturuuu~

>>6709338
You don't have to do that. And besides if you wanted to impress me just pull out a good photo you have saved of yourself.

>>6709365
I-isn't prostitution illegal there anon.

>>6709366
id whack you no homo

>>6709371

No shit. If prostitution was legal here I wouldn't be asking for help figuring out how to find clients.

>>6709365
So Oakland?

>>6709381

Further north, across the bay. I'm willing to travel to Oakland, though, if that's what you're asking.

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tfw no bf

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I'm sad

>>6709366
El Psy Kongroo

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>>6709389
w-wew

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>>6709340
1. per hour with limitations (cost brackets)
2. I'm not sure
3. Make sure they get tested before hand with ID, you don't want to die of AIDS right?

>>6709390
no dont be

>>6709346
I've never cuddled so you're probably better.

>>6709390
why are you sad? :<

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Will Kill Hons For Food

>>6709422
Why would you eat a hon?

>>6709419
i-id be gentle :'}

>>6709340
Ask Red.

>tfw you took your meds for a year and your not any better bjt now you can't remember anything and you have a eeird perception of time

>>6709422
Kill me then

>>6709419
My face

>>6709417
:(

>>6709425
re-read the sentence again my retarded man

>>6709365
Ask red when she's around

typing on jt ohone acuratley is too mivh effort now im gonna stop ytrying

>>6709431
why so sad basic

>>6709365
you can be. Im in NC and I have friends who get paid flights to nyc for work. They do specific kinks tho. sf should have good work, especially if youre not just working vanilla clients.

>>6709431
*spares ur life*

>>6709406
they're cute

fyuxk my lofi eanna die si bddly egats the poi t all i fo is sit on my hone all dau6in bed and every time i gi outdidr i step in fogshit fivk

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>>6709431
>My face
I know this feel alright but if it makes you feel any better you look really good to me (i know it doesn't really help)

>>6709426
I'll save myself for Kate v__v

>>6709432
>no fun allowed

>>6709433
(You)

tfw 8 months hormones and look like a young boy now.

>>6709445
Fucking cruel

>>6709438
I was sad anyway
Then I started looking at my reflection

>>6709449
It doesn't.
I look a lot different irl

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>>6709449
i-im just trying to be nice

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>>6709440

>>6709456
that's right, life ain't fair

>>6709456
don't worry basic, we're all self-conscious sometimes!

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>>6709456
>I look a lot different irl
Well I sure know this feel...

>>6709457
You are nice nim : )

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newest pic of kayla tbqh

>>6709463
Yeah. Shit sucks.

>>6709462
Thanks nim

>>6709467
I even wish I looked like her

my girlfriend makes me happy

>>6709463
:)

Why am I permanently tired

>>6709467
WHY DID KAYLA CHANGE RACE?

>tfw soup

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>>6709482
I was permanently tired because of long-term depression, now I get medication and can actually do things again without it taking ages to gather energy for even the most mundane things.

>>6709487
b-but she's always been hispanic

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>>6709485

>>6709482
Are you Spiro? Super common if you are. You'll have to switch to cypro probably if it persists (and it will if it is the Spiro)

>>6709494
Yes they will notice you, in a "holy shit what the fuck is that thing" kind of way.

>>6709492
1. no
2. that's a punjab

>>6709485
Just sad. Came out of nowhere.
Now I'm just kind of obsessing the things I hate about my face.
I'm lying on the couch watching fiancee play vidya and trying to not upset her by crying

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>>6709489
>tfw also always tired and paralyzed
tell me your secrets

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>>6709431
Why so sad?

>>6709489
>>6709508
Excluding shitposting here?

>>6709504
1. k
2. arr rook same
3. *pokes you*

>>6709510
See >>6709507

It's my fucked up face

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>>6709517
How long have you been trying to bait someone?

>>6709510
Straight girls always give me the "but I have a cis female friend who has hairy legs and doesn't shave!"


And I have to say "right there is the problem - just based on how I am, the immediate comparison is a degenerate female with no hygiene."


>>6709353
I am jealous :(

>>6709502
Goserelin

>>6709522
i believe its been several months now
they started posting soon after i came here for the first time

>>6709353
That has to be a girl...

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>>6709508
Escitalopram. It also got rid of the sudden suicidal/self-harm outbursts, now I'm just plain old depressed but can function and I'm not scared that I might kill myself everyday.

>>6709525
Any radical life changes or life style changes recently? Including moving. In such a case check for mold. Could also be allergies if it's the pollen season.

Could be aids.

>>6709528
That is a natal female.

>>6709520
You don't have a fucked-up face potato princess. Far from it.

>>6709523
>degenerate female with no hygiene with broad shoulders

>>6709533
Shut up. :( it's my kike nose and man face not my body.

>>6709528
No its a goat in convincing drag
Smh anon

>>6709533
I do. Trust me. Without angles and makeup it's a fucking freak show.

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>>6709485
I went hoping to find some interesting points of view, and some of the stuff was good, and then I saw this little gem and realized it's a super unhealthy dangerous echo chamber that should only be glanced at to hear a different voice, not for advice

>>6709510
I'm a straight guy and that looks better than 2/3 of the girls I see.

>>6709542
Hi Faye <3
How are you?

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>>6709549
I'm a "straight guy" too.

http://www.axentwear.com
Are these AGP?

>>6709548
Maybe. Idk

how much does the average trans cam girl pull in?

what are the signs of progesterone craziness? i finished my first cycle about 10 days ago but this week i have been inappropriately emotional in both sappy and bitchy ways and its kind of uncharacteristic. (or is it?? idek anymore. i have been super sensitive ever since i switched to injections)

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>>6709550
Hi pupper, I'm ok, my endo is back from vacation so I should be getting my estrogen next week after like three weeks off, and hopefully a sharps container

And I'm getting my haircut with my gf this weekend which is nerve wracking but hopefully ok

How about u?

>>6709556
Those are Trans as fuck but probably fit and sound like total shit. Kawaii tho. Play music for people like an autistic kid in all the situations you'll never wear em.

>>6709565
get out of here, old man

>>6709563
Cycle? There's no point to cycling anything unless you want PMS lite for some weird reason. No ovulation to regulate. Do yourself a favor and take it every day of the month.

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>>6709535
Oy vey!

>>6709536
It's not a freak show. You have a classical symmetrical face with fine features. Do I have to pull up photos of weirdly looking supermodels? Like Gaby here?

>>6709549
Nigga where the you live?

>>6709565
>So I should be getting my estrogen next week after like three weeks off

Thats good =D

>And I'm getting my haircut with my gf this weekend which is nerve wracking but hopefully ok

Make sure to get a cute haircut :3
>How about u?

I'm doing okay :3

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>>6709565
Nope, this is the next Queen.

>>6709575
im just doing what edie told me to do >.<;; is it really better to take it all the time?

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>>6709580
Richmond, CA - San Pablo to be exact.

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>>6709530
thanks!
that sounds really nice. I am happy for you :3

>I'm not scared that I might kill myself everyday.
I am really scared that one day I snap and just dont come home from uni ._.

>>6709580
There's no need. I'm talking about from the side.
Thanks though

>>6709563
Sounding like an extra from the Kardashian show.
Using bby, lmao and other crap that makes you sound like a braindead drag queen.
Having absolutely zero introspective.

>>6709585
Yeah, we have no ovaries or uterus so no need for a cycle. All it can give you is the mood swings. So seeing you have mood issues, taking progesterone continuously can only help with that.

>>6709502
Are there other options for AAs in the US? I would switch to cypro but y'know... burgerland.

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>>6709573
I'm not old or a man doh

>>6709530
I just ran out of mine and can't get motivated to go get more

>>6709598
uhoh lmao
>>6709599
hmm ok. this is gonna be expensive though ;-;

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>>6709596
Like this?

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I wish I could have a girl blow me. But I also have this spiraling dissonance where I want to invert my penis. Tfw never going to have a true lesbian experience

>>6709605
Qhi is about €15 a month for 100mg

>>6709610
Have you thought about longer hairstyles?

>>6709609
Mines much worse than anything there.
Severely sloped and a severe Ridge.

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>>6709617
Thank Great Hummingbird Octopus Dragon, that's not me :l

>>6709622
i don't remember anything really it's just been me in bed forever

>>6709591
>I am happy for you :3
Thank you. I still got a quite long way to go but this should help me get there!
>I am really scared that one day I snap and just dont come home from uni ._.
Yeah basically the same except I was scared that one day I'll just hang myself in a depressive outburst and leave everyone I love behind without a second thought.

>>6709604
Please get more it's a really bad idea to drop these all of a sudden :/

>>6709610
>Tfw never going to have a true lesbian experience
I know this feel, the other ones not so much.

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ready for my job interview
*poops self*

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should i download this

>>6709629
You'll be fine sheen, rock it.

>>6709626
I'm only on 15mg. It'll be alright a few days

>>6709629
Good luck sheen
You look great. Really professional

>>6709629
knock it out of the park!

>>6709629
post all 423

>>6709629
hug shann

>>6709635
>I'm only on 15mg
I'm only on 10mg but maybe she'll up my dose on the next visit.

>>6709632
would be pretty epic ironic

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how can I stop being dysphoric so I can actually go buy clothes online
I feel disgusting looking at these pretty girls in cute clothes and feel like I could never wear them

>>6709654
Have a cis girl cuddle you while buying.

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>>6709661
but how do I get a cis girl to cuddle me

>>6709661
how do you get someone to cuddle you

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>>6709664
Idk anon. I really don't :(

>>6709665

>>6709629
Good Luck <3
>>6709632
yes

>>6709664
>>6709665
be attractive and charming and ask

>>6709675
"but you have a penis, anon"

6 month Tits
Give me attention

https://unsee.
cc/serozapu/

>>6709671
carol what if you weere round we could roll u lol

>>6709670
>itt I embarrass myself with a fake terrible girl voice that haven't warmed up

How to get girls
https://clyp.it/ujfw21og

>>6709690
I don't get why you're linking cis male advice.

>>6709690
Are you ok? Do you need water?

>>6709699
I actually just drank a ton, I never bought that doing your old voice would get hard, but doing my old voice is really hard ;_;

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>>6709690
Tfw my voice is just as man.

Im so scared of practicing female voice it makes me acutely aware I'm Trans, in the wrong body, and that everything in my life is a fraudulent lie.

>>6709707
Same, and then I went to a speach therapist, in a sound proof room, and she doesn't take my excuses and pushed me, and it's getting better little by little somehow.

You'll get over it when you're ready

Clothes shopping with Akaka 9/10:
> shit, it's loose in the waist, I'd better go a few sizes smaller
> That's better... oh no wait, the shoulders/arms don't fit over my forearms.
>Ahhh. The loose straps fit prefect... except my boobs are looking out the sides.
> time to become a seamstress, my tranny.

>>6709711
I have a stupid fear of speech therapists recording the sessions and then uploading them to an online circlejerk.

>>6709711
I'm like at the week before I start practicing for real. I still have my beard growing ever 5 days. I won't shave more because I'm terrified of razorblades and it makes the hair grow quicker for sure.

I started HRT last week, and when I'm on Spiro for a week (I start next week) I'll be doing female voice and hopefully getting a job. Right now, I'm a house cat.

>>6709712
Basically, I hate girls clothes so muchhhhh

Oh my boobs don't fit, ok let's go up a size, ok now I look fat, also these sleeves are all 1/2 an inch short

Jeans and shorts are amazing tho they seem to always fit perf.

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>>6709153
No I never cared for it much only ever played with friends. Stopped playing after my friends stopped. You can add me if you want though

>>6709717
That's something they need to get your permission for. Expect them to ask, mind.

guys

guys

what if carol

was round u could roll her lol

>>6709717
Holy. Fuck. Same.

I grew into a journalist in a very serious capacity. I was doing some serious work as an investigator for a law firm too. I am still paranoid. I'm not like CIA mind broken, but I've been trained to distrust and think defensively. It's like ptsd but less traumatic, just a toxic mindset intensified by dysphoria and natural unease (the reason I became a spook to start was cuz I was Trans without knowing).

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>>6709726
I hope you choke to death

Should I hire a fashion designer to make Trans clothes or should I just buy fag clothing for cross dressers and admit I'm a failure

>>6709718
Pluck it'll be less dense if you do as you'll get the hair in cycles rather then multiple cycles at once, and it slowlllly thins it out, those little threading springs will rip out tons and you can do it absent mindedly while you sit there
>>6709717
I mean they went through like 6+ years of college to help people and get gratification, mine gets so happy about my progress that it's infectious, I doubt they get their life meaning from hurting people

>>6709735
I can't pluck an entire beard, Faye :l

>>6709729
I'm ex Intel and the way I look at it is, anyone could fuck with you if they really wanted (short of like ungodly levels of opsec) but who here is important enough for that to be an issue? How is it going to change your life?

>gf wants me to suck her dick
>I've avoided it so far
How do we compromise

>>6709746
Are you a straight male?

>>6709719
Well, I'm seriously upping my sewing game for cosplay (because I'm a nerd). Just have to invest more time and energy and I'll probably be able to do a bit of modification by next year. But yeah, if I had no penis, shorts and jeans and tights and... pretty much all athletic wear would be perfect, desu.

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>>6709729
>Cia

Whats everyone's preferred place to get clothes from?

im broke until friday someone buy me pizza and ill be ur gf or show u my butthole

>>6709746
Suck her dick, whats the fucking problem.

>>6709753
thrift stores, internet

>>6709755
c-can you do both?

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>>6709738
Yah you can, you just take this sucker, shave first, then the next day, pull it open then collapse the spring and then pull and roll, it'll take huge chunks of hair and it doesn't hurt like regular plucking

I do it idly when I'm watching tv or something, if I keep up with it, it's a really good alternative to no laser

https://www.amazon.com/Pixnor-Portable-Remover-Threading-Epilator/dp/B010ANBDDE/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1470865766&sr=8-1&keywords=Threading+spring

>>6709763
i mean are u gettng cheesy bread too or...?

>>6709753
Uniqlo, Nordstrom rack, saks 5th

>>6709757
Any sites in particular?

>>6709749
yes
>>6709756
Ive never been up close and personal with a dick. I don't think I want to be.

>>6709768
how do I get you al pizz) and

>>6709768
If you're my girlfriend I can't exactly say no to you can I?

>>6709771
Amazon usually. Sometimes i'll just look at what ever till I find something that has something I like. I also like making my own tshirts.

>>6709775
>>6709780
my skype is thinkingprincess =)

>>6709772
Its just a dick, its not going to kill you. She probably sucks yours all the time. Nothing to be remotely scared of, its not even gay because its a girl's dick.

>>6709753
Except for basics, online imports and vintage shops. Makes it much less likely to encounter someone who wears the same clothes. For basics, H&M and similar chains, mail order companies.
I also design and sew a few things and most real leather garments I own are artisan made.

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>>6709467
wtf? this is my most recent pic

>>6709765
Does this leave shadow after you use it?

What do you do for a living, /mtfg/? Any NEETs here?

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>>6709786
>agp fetishists actually believe this

Anyone else have their dad creeping on them ever since getting girlier? My dad acting weird around me.

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>>6709795
For drugs yo
>any neets here
just about everyone, i think.

>>6709795
I'm a senior officer for the Forest Service, on medical leave and waiting for retirement on grounds of disability.

>>6709781
Hi Mado <3

>>6709799
Thankfully no

>>6709795
I work in an office and go to school full time.

>>6709795
NEET for now, hoping to get higher education and then work a job in the field.

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>>6709799
my bio dad forced me to show him my boobs so iktf

i took anti-depressants in high school and they did nothing

im not suicidal because ive learned to deal with the depression but im scared that ill become suicidal soon and that ill never be happy again

i also don't want to tell my mom because she'll feel like she failed me and will start coddling me again

>>6709792
You're always going to have some shadow without laser, but ripping the hair out makes it lighter

Hair grows in cycles, when you're shaving you're keeping all the cycles trimmed but in your skin, when you rip the hair out after about 4-6 weeks you'll only be getting one cycle, but you have to keep up with it. It should give you about 1/3 as much hair as you normally have if you don't pluck

>>6709765
What the fucking advanced science is that thing?? That's fake. I don't believe it. Meme.


How does this avoid laser?

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>>6709795
university student.

>>6709812
Total NEET. kill me

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>>6709808
>thinking anti depressants can handle gender dysphoria

>>6709808
Things will get better. There are always people here to talk to if you need it.

>>6709809
Unfortunate. I'll just stick with laser for now I guess... Thanks for the info though.

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>>6709815
Ill probably start NEETing next year.

>>6709810
>>6709809
See

>>6709795
IT helpdesk

>>6709807
wew

>>6709812
does going to college mean you're not NEET?

i go to college twice a week but other than that im always at home

>>6709753
Thrift stores, random outlets. Sports stores, too, since fit girls tend to also have wider shoulders.

>>6709807
Well, I shared a bungalow with my mother in Thailand so she saw absolutely everything but my father would be totally weirded out if he saw me in a bikini, I think, so I'm safe...

>>6709829
Nah, you're a NEET, you know whatever degree you're pretending to earn is crap anyway.

>>6709795
NEET checking in :DDDDD

>>6709790
awww

>>6709803
Yoo
>>6709807
shits fucked

>>6709803
what if u wete round we could roll u lol

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>>6709829
depends what you mean by going to college. if you just go there to look at it from outside... :^)

if youre enrolled youre not a neet though, it literally means not in employment, education or training. college is education

>>6709831
>tfw you play cards with your dad while youre dilating.

>>6709795
Contemplate isolation, aka depressed NEET.

>>6709786
I dont know. I'll start off with a handjob first I guess

>>6709832
im only getting this computer science degree to please my mom and fulfill general ed requirements

the real degree starts in a year, for animation

>>6709847
gib hugg

this pizza guy is a fraud this is fucked up i've been had

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>>6709819
>tfw you think you know you're trans
>voice in your head
>"but how do you know FOR SURE?"

>>6709835
thanks, I think I look like shit in that pic but i had no makeup on and was going on 48 hours no sleep

>>6709837
yeah shit is fucked

>>6709844
Good luck!

>>6709849
away from me junkie!

>>6709840
My father is extremely awkward and probably aspie. He'd blush and leave the room in a hurry if he ever caught even a glimpse of me dilating...

>>6709795
i'm a fucking theif

>>6709629
Wow, you look like a normal human being today! Congratulations!

I've been watching car crash test dummy videos contemplating head on into a truck or tree.

>>6709844
I've been having such odd AGP thoughts about cocks on ladies lately. I think if a cis woman had a penis I'd suck it. But I wouldn't suck a Trans woman because they're clearly men. Myself included :(
It's strange, because I never considered that before. I didn't even know what a Trans woman was until 6 months ago - I thought lady boys was just a fetish. Turns out it usually is, but there are also the generic anomalies like us who should actually be women and try to become them. I'm very clearly not a boy and don't like boys, but Id probably have a lot of fun in a 3 way with another Trans girl. I should offer myself up more often for sex. No one would want it though :k

>>6709858
What type? Identity?

>>6709847
Animation gets paid like fucking garbage and the industry is collapse and spiral because of Indian outsource. There is very few industry where this isn't the case, so good luck and maybe when my dreams come true and I get power to start an animation studio you can help me.

i wish i taller sometimes desu

>>6709864
Do a tree or another solid object, don't kill or injure some poor trucker cause you wann

>>6709851
>but how do you know FOR SURE?
this is what I call going past the brink. Its a hard point to be at and for me I didn't commit to transition till I had a gun in my face and the bullet jammed. Being pushed passed the brink comes at different times for people. The question is, do you want to die painfully or transition painfully?

>>6709865
Wish I was shorter

>>6709870
i love you mommy

>>6709868
I'm not actually going to do it.
If I was going to kill myself, MI5 would want a word with me.

>>6709864
im trying to start an online business that will give me livable income by the time i graduate

part of me wants to have a show on cartoon network since that was my dream as a kid, but becoming a self-sufficient indie animator would be great as well

i want to do traditional animation and unfortunately that is dying out

if i ever get rich im gonna open up a laika studios but for traditional animation and self-fund my movies

>>6709873
I get that. But fuck the government.

Anybody here order from QHI?

does anyone have that picture of taylor swift grimacing, thanks in advance

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>>6709872
i'm too immature to be a mommy

>>6709880
no sorry i looked all thru my database of tay pics and i dont ave it

>>6709870
it can't be that black and white can it

>>6709876
I am professional writer, or was hustling that gig with editing on the side before all this Trans shit started. I have a new script I'm about to start shopping around but I need more concept art for the portfolio. I have a Trans human (tube born) hermaphrodite with strange nonhuman attributes who speaks and sounds female, a male cyborg who is only 20% human and is mostly made of high end prosthetics, and a bisexual human girl as my leads. Cyberpunk stuff mainly.

>>6709886
It's a choice. You don't need confirmation to grow boobs and use a woman's voice and BE A WOMAN.

>>6709870
is going past the brink like ringing your bell

>>6709886
Oh yeah, it is. Either you punish yourself all your life and then eventually transition as a retired old man and become all that is hon, suicide, or transition now and deal with the many inconveniences it brings until you can fit the new you and become whole.

>>6709176
hat kind of exercises do you girls do?

I started doing crunches but I'm not sure I'm lifting my body up enough.

Post workout challenge pics please!

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:tfw you need nimhuggs

>>6709885
thats ok, im gonna shake it off :c

>>6709865
i wish i was a baller

>>6709894
No, its like the worst panic attack you will ever have and then afterwards you feel like you can take on transition or anything else for that matter, like an afterglow, I had it for like 3 months and then shit became fucky again in my life.

>>6709902
Don't do it, that other anon died from too many Nimhuggs™

>>6709906
i bought her CD the other day for MAI WAIF and it has a bunch of extra photos that come with it in a little packet and im just like wtf and im supposed to do with these this is weird

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Daily reminder you are allowed to be free of guilt for being a disgusting fat fat as long as you accept a delusional alternate reality where you get a heart attack during sex and only huge niggers will want to fuck you. >>6709899

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>>6709880
Had MurphyBot make you one.

I want a cis woman to beat my face in for attempting to become the girl

>>6709893
i can kinda do a woman's voice

https://clyp.it/o1rap4uw

boobs and makeup would be nice though

>>6709898
>tfw the only informed consent clinic in your state closed three months ago
>it was located 5 minutes from your house
i wanna be able to wear cute skirts like you ;-;