gaygen gay general

Feel free to continue to talk about how sexually sensitive you guys are.

>>6705956
Why don't you come and find out?

>>6705957
That seems like a lot of working overcoming mental hangups when I could just fap to second-hand stories.

>>6705958
>ignores my request for bp
confirmed for just memeing bye

just had my first gay experience a few minutes ago thanks to Scruff.

it was HORRIBLE

the guy i picked wasn't bad looking.
5inch penis 5'7 160lbs Hispanic.

was going to use him as my "practice guy" since he lives kinda close and before i started hitting up the daddies and bears ect..

it was going well until he started forcing me to deep throat him.

i didn't mind at first but.
then he wants me to get on top of him and rub dicks.
that's when he asks me what i want to do.
im like lol idk im down for anything.


(continue)

>>6705960
Damn Clownshoes.

:(

>>6705962
Do you have a bf yet spoops?

>>6705965
>>6705965
>>6705965

anyways he's like "do you like to fucked or get fucked?"

i was like "wtf he's not blowing me?"
so i said i wanted to fuck him.mostly i wanted to hate fuck him.

he's prepping gets into position and im like "do you have condoms"
like i was going to go RAW on this mother fucker.
and thanks god i didn't.

so he's like "ummmm, i might have some"
i told him you know what i brought condoms.
go put it on and lube him up inside.
go in deep and he starts doing these weird faces ,and groaning. i look down and he cumming while im fucking him. he pushes me harder and i start cumming.

>>6705975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DBrE5PLPo4

>>6705255
1. yes (16)
2. yes (16)
3. yes (16)
4. no
5. yes (16)

>>6705975
naw
my last bf broke up with me two years ago this october

>>6705965
>>6705981
>it was going well until he started forcing me to deep throat him.
>i didn't mind at first but.
>im like lol idk im down for anything.
it sounds like you did mind and you weren't down for anything
i'm not trying to be critical, but you should really vocalize it when you're not comfortable, you shouldn't have to do shit you don't want to
also this is going to be a shitdick story isn't it

>>6705992
and im 19 now

>>6705981
>>6705981
>>6705981

so after he cums and i cum, i pull out and he goes to the bathroom because he's covered in his own cum.

im standing there and i start smelling the stench of shit.

i look down and the condom has skit marks. i think i touch it when i tried to remove the condom.

he comes out with a towel and he's like did you cum?

yes, he bring wipes and i start wiping myself.

i start to get ready to leave.
at the door he's like i'll talk to you later.


3/10 first experience.
not sure if i want to be gay anymore.

sucking his dick wasn't bad, i did liked it.

>>6705993
he see's me gagging and still tries to push me in deep.

i didn't mind the deepthroat.

i did mind not getting a BJ and Two he didn't even clean.

i cleaned myself before going over there.

>>6705989
damn
>>6705255 →
1. no
2. no
3. no
4. no
5. no

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What are you listening to?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NgPw__gTqE8

>>6706010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOm2rGwmhWg
p-pls no judge

>>6706010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgnUfdYCugU

>>6706005
i wasn't trying to blame you or anything, it sounds awful

>>6706012
ngl... i used to love this song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VXOw87oKlI

Who else /drinking alone on a tuesday night / ?

>>6706010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJSOKd8Q6GU

>>6706014
I just got bored of playing Path of Exile so I came here, mang. I can reliably say I don't like anyone. Good try though.

And lemme tell you that uber Izaro is some bullshit. Never gave me my boots or anything.

>>6706026
Drinkers ain't thinkers.

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>>6705956
Sex makes my dick sensitive. How riveting.

>>6706039
>Drinkers ain't thinkers.

Never said I was ;)

You drink pal ? Or do you just spend all day doin nothing ? You on benefits mate ? (Whats it with the UK and always talking about welfare we don't do none of that here in Canada)

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>>6706010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg6svO2AQHw

If you can't get down to the guitar in this song you might be deaf.

>>6706049
you should see a doctor i don't think dicks should do that

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>>6706026
>tfw just alone

And I would t have it any other way. Fuck people, amirite?

>>6706062
I'm good with it.

>>6706059
Wow, been a long time since I heard Mars Volta. Neat.

And it's perfectly normal. You'd know if you were having... oh yeah, forgot where I was. Muh bad.

>>6706023
that guy's cute

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>>6706056
I spend all day doing nothing. It's pretty good.

>>6706062
Exactly.

>>6706049
Really? Surprising.

I do like Undertale though. That was good times.

>>6706010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Jid1HLyn-k

how can one man look like such a fucking doofus and yet have such an amazing singing voice

>>6706073
I'm not truly alone, I have you and this connection we share.

>>6706080
>I spend all day doing nothing. It's pretty good.

Why not git job and become a productive member of society ?

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>>6706080
How does a Clownshoes support himself to not be on the streets?

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hello fags
do you live where you grew up? do you wanna move? have you moved before. like that kind of shit
I'm from the northeast. i lived in the midwest for a while but thinking about moving to FL after school (another 3 years or so...)
I love my home but there are better places than here...

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>>6706099
I lay golden eggs.

>>6706090
What kind of job can you get when you can't go outside or talk to anyone?

>>6706090
Why slave away and dedicate your existence to society when you can follow the patrician path of video games and self dedication?

Also I'm pretty sure clownshoes has some things that would make going out and dealing with shitheads all day an unenjoyable and not very productive experience. Just let him be.

>>6706107
i lived in a few states but i was mostly raised in indiana and now i live in california

>>6706108
i was a camwhore, did a text answering services, and audio transcription

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>>6706107
Temporarily, not really, yes.

>>6706106
That's the one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me. Thank you.

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>>6706112
i can barely play a videogame for an hour without getting bored, i don't know how you people can play it day after day all day

>>6706107
i have lived in the same state my whole life. it's a good city and obnoxiously expensive to live in like sf/nyc/seattle/wherever. i'd like to move but at the same time i could probably just move to a different part of the city and be around people i would probably enjoy being around much more.

if the right opportunity comes i'd move but it'd have to be a pretty fucking good offer

>>6706116
and how was that. i'm looking forward to moving again but wanna learn how it was for others

>>6706107
1. yes
2. yes
3. no
>>6706108
you could get some telemarketing job

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>>6706108
You lay eggs, eh? Sounds about right.

>>6706107
>live where you grew up

Nope, I've moved around a lot.

>do you wanna move

Eventually.

This place is a pit of hot and dry.

>>6706125
it sucked

>>6706108
>What kind of job can you get when you can't go outside or talk to anyone?

You can probably do these thing; You are just "depressed".

>>6706124
Different strokes for different folks.

>>6706136
why

>>6706134
how was your experience...i moved to denver. some of the best times of my life...looking forward to moving again.

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>>6706131
i did telemarketing this whole summer. shits hard as fuck and i kind of sucked at it. only hit commission once so far but i make the company money so they kept me around

>>6706145
i didn't know anyone here other than my mother, no car, meager savings
it was a last resort kind of thing

>>6706155
why did you move then

>>6705993
Aw, why'd you break up?

>>6706160
>it was a last resort kind of thing

>>6706161
in his words
"i never loved you, i just wanted to know what the sex was like"

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>>6706131
That involves talking to people. Cmon.

>>6706138
I can technically physically do them, I have mental hangups that make it hard for me. There are hangups other than depression.

>>6706134
Plus I have a magic harp that plays itself. This one time though someone came along on a beanstalk and it was quite the to-do.

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>>6706150
Well, I moved five times in my life so far, and I'm soon to relocate to a new home in the coming months. Not much of a move but a few miles away from here is decent enough.

The moves I can remember or that would affect my social life were all scary due to "change yaddayadda" but also exciting. I made new friends, saw new places and got to live in some neat areas. Some of course were better, but they were learning experiences and such.

My eventual goal is to live some place much cooler. Rain is in such short supply here, it sucks.

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>>6706170
like as a kid or in your adult life

>>6706164
I think he was just trying to hurt you with that, I'm sorry though. I'm sure you're a good partner, nice, fun, and deserve someone good for you.

>>6706167
I would hang out with you and just watch Netflix or whatever til you wanted to talk :(

>>6706164
Jesus fucking Christ what an asshole!

>>6706141
estrogen makes you a whore

Is anyone here in their early twenties (20-25) whose dating a guy much older them theirselves (30-45) ?

What's it like ? Are you able to have a normal relationship ? Does he look down on you for being younger ?

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>>6706164
Fuck, that's harsh.

>>6706167
"Jack and the Magic Clownshoes" doesn't roll off the tongue as much.
Definitely sounds more like a gay porno though.

>>6706175
Both? I'm not sure what part you're asking about.

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>>6706164
>i never loved you, i just wanted to know what the sex was like
Literally me.
[Nail care emoji]

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>>6706189
In fairness, the title is Jack and the Beanstalk. The Giant isn't actually featured, so it'd still be Jack and the Beanstalk. Could still be a gay porno though. Jack my beanstalk, baby.

>>6706178
Hanging out with someone who wouldn't talk to you would be awkward as holy hell, chum.

>>6706184
>>6706189
>>6706179
>>6706178
er, thanks, i didn't mean to turn this into a blog post, i've told this story to gg 100 times already
>I'm sure you're a good partner, nice, fun, and deserve someone good for you.
nah i'm a bad bf, i'm kind glad to be single desu
basically don't date anyone from 4chan esp gg we're all terrible people

>>6706190
jokes on him (you) we never properly bangt

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>>6706205
O-oh..

>>6706204
You make it sound like people want to talk to me otherwise anyway.

>>6706205
Why are you bad? C'mon, don't be like that.

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>>6706205
>don't anyone from 4chan esp gg
>tfw my ex's were from 4chan

Haha... haha...ha...

>>6706204
Yeah, you're right and I saw that little detail but went with it.

Beanstalk is the worst name for penis yet.

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>>6706236
You take that back. My beanstalk is majestic.

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>>6706222

>>6706236
>Haha... haha...ha...
ooh girl what's the t

>>6706235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbreWVUmYrE

>>6706252
Is that song supposed to say you have like borderline personality disorder or something?

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>>6706252
You know what it is... "girl".

>>6706251
I'm scared to see your beanstalk, man.

>>6706277
You will be.

>>6706279
Do I get to chop it down though???

>>6706282
Nnnnnnno.

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>>6706266

>>6706277
d'aw, look at it trying to assimilate to gay culture
cute

>>6706294
Jack cuts down the beanstalk though. I see! That's what "Jacking" it is!

>>6706297
I'm the least gay dick lover ever. I'm shit at it.

>>6706297
Is this self diagnosed shit? Also why are you glad you don't have a bf? You really feel that irresponsible?

Hey anons, how your night going so far?

>>6706336
nothing happening
i'm actually about to go to bed

>>6706301
keep trying, you'll get the hang of camp faggotry before you know it

>>6706309
i was diagnosed by an actual real life medical doctor when i was a teenager
i don't so much that i feel /irresponsible/, i don't think i'm like going to destroy anyone's life or anything like that. bpd gets a bad rep in that regard from shitty inaccurate media and trash talking circlejerks from exes online.
relationships just cause a lot of emotional stress, which is something i already have enough trouble regulating.

>>6706348
That's cool, hows your day been?

>>6706360
thinking about buying a macbook.

don't really want to, not a big apple products person. but the laptop options in the same price range aren't very impressive

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>>6706353
>camp faggotry

Sounds enticing...

>>6706336
Sitting on my butt playing the vidya. So... pretty normal affair.

>>6706392
What's your price range, I saw a few decent ones for around 500 when I was looking at some
>>6706400
What game are you playing?

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>>6706400

>>6706400

>>6706392
i have an old macbook, the plastic hardshell that they don't make anymore which is fucking hhhhhorrible, but the metal ones aren't so bad.
you will have to replace your charger like every 6-12 months because they are fucking absolute garbage that just deteriorate. desu you could probably build yourself a better computer for the price of a mac

>>6706353
Aw spooks, I get ya, I hope you'll find someone who's got a good pace for you. Did your ex know you find dealing with relationships hard when he said that to you? If so that was a really cruel thing to do, and I'm sorry you had to hear something that spiteful.

>>6706392
I sold mine recently to fund my escapades around Europe.

>>6706424
yeah, he knew all my shit. but actually that relationship went really smoothly until that point and i was p proud of how i handled it til then. he'd pulled that shit on me once before so desu i should have expected it

>>6706427
better keep a tight grip on your title

>>6706427
Why not just stop being a cunt then anon?

>>6706430
Hopefully you'll find someone who makes you happy Spooks

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>>6706410
2k or less.
i know "just build a regular computer for that price" i absolutely would but i can't so i'm just looking at whatever is the nicest laptop on the market.

>>6706419
>desu you could probably build yourself a better computer for the price of a mac
i've already got a computer built, problem is the laptop's for college/work on the side and i need something that can handle hardware intensive work which most laptops can't. if i had enough room i'd just bring my old computer to campus.

i'm far from being a richfag. i won a scholarship, not much, like 5k total and my books don't cost that much so i figured i would get a decent laptop for school. not much else i can really spend it on at university since housing is finalized and most of my financial aid was covered by the school itself.

i also thought about getting an HP Spectre but it doesn't seem like it held up to reviews. both HP and apple's student discounts are awful.

>>6706437
that'd be cool, but i think it's best that i be ok with the possibility of being alone forever bc it might be the best choice
there's a guy i like right now and i have to give myself a mental slap in the face like a dozen times a day to roll back the crazy

>>6706410
Honestly, GTA because I couldn't think of anything better. I'll do this for a bit then do something else, who knows.

>>6706419
Stop converting!

>>6706447
Poor Spook.

>>6706456
Try rainbow 6 seige if you haven't already, one of my favorite of the past couple years
>>6706446
Damn, idk any laptops that high up, maybe /g/ could give you some help there

>>6706446
personally i love the os, i find it a lot more intuitive and pleasant to use than windows
but for the price you could probably get a better windows computer that works just as well for cheaper, and not have to go through the hassle of dualbooting.
but if the price isn't an issue and you're okay with having to switch operating systems a dozen times a day, it's not an entirely unpleasant computing experience

>>6706456
i can't it
i'm infectious

>>6706461
literally
give me money

>>6706471
Played it earlier this week. It was fun for a bit.

>>6706475
Hopefully infectious in the non-HIV way...

And why should I give you money? You're not that kind of poor.

>>6706484
infectious in spirit and personality
and yes i am, i just said literally

>>6706475
I would give you a hug spooks c:

It's not crazy to like someone, and I hope you can find the strength to not be afraid, and be ok with whatever happens

>>6706492
Well still, my money is mine. None for you.

>>6706484
Yeah I've had a blast on Xbox, dunno what most people here play on, I'd wager PC though

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>>6706499
just kidding all this attention is giving me the nutrients i need

>>6706493
no i mean like i get obsessive and all "why hasn't he texted me it's been 45 minutes???? he must hate me and never want to speak to me again"
and i'm just like
girl
take it easy

>>6706517
Oh yeah, take that easy on that front :3

>>6706516
You'd wager right.

>>6706517
So you're an obsessive Spook? Yeah, that's a bit much for me to handle. Couldn't stand it with my ex...

I was asking my bf of 1 month if I could come over to see him, and he sent me a text saying that he's working through issues, and that he's feeling really confused lately, but he reassured it has nothing to do with me.

How do I help him? I want him to open up and tell me, because I really want to help him. I told him I was here to listen if he ever did want to tell me, is that all I can do?

>>6706528
Considering you're so early in, don't push too hard. Reassure him and such that you're there for him and you can ask him what's up. After all, you're a pair now, so he can't just shut off.

>>6706533
I agree with this. It's too soon to be someone to lean on.

>>6706526
only at the beginning
then i hit the passive aggression just right
[just right meme not pictured]

>>6706528
just let him know you're there for him if he wants to talk, but there's not much else you can rn

>>6706539
get in line pal (the line is empty)

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>>6706528
He's fucking someone else.

>>6706539
Does it look good?

>>6706543
If you got snippy with me I'd just hug you til you calmed down tbqh

It's really hard to be mad when someone is cuddling you

>>6706167
hey clowny, at least it aint talking to them in person
>>6706204
>Hanging out with someone who wouldn't talk to you would be awkward as holy hell, chum
but think of all the movies you could watch together !
>>6706205
>basically don't date anyone from 4chan esp gg we're all terrible people
wew lad
>>6706336
jokes on you, its morning here

jokes aside, I dont think I could ever handle being someone's bf, im horrible

Just finished watching all of Breaking Bad. Damn that was a good show.

>>6706550
that's what they all say at the beginning

>>6706554
do you disagree?

>>6706571
not really, its an over-generalisation though I think, they're some p nice people here

>>6706571
I guess but I'm an absolute softy desu, if I like someone I end up being so grossly submissive it's pathetic.

>>6706579
>spookysfuturebf

>>6706575
i was being facetious and self deprecating

>>6706579
desu that's no good, you'll just get walked all over

>>6706585
ah side note, how are you ?
>>6706579
>I guess but I'm an absolute softy desu, if I like someone I end up being so grossly submissive it's pathetic
me

>>6706585
>desu that's no good, you'll just get walked all over
Maybe. I just do what makes people happy though, I'm not too worried about being walked over.

>>6706593
i'm ok, pretty tired
but all this attention is invigorating and crush and i are chatting so i'm in for the long haul tonight
how are you? do i know you?

>>6706596
well, as long as that works for you

>>6706610
im fine, just apathetic
no, you dont know me, but you can start now

>>6706610
>well, as long as that works for you
I avoid relationships because of it. Don't think I'm good for them, or them for me. It's a bit sad but I guess I don't mind if I think it'll help them get through things. As long as they don't crazy abusive..

>>6706615
why are you apathetic?

>>6706628
i mean that works too if that's what works for you

>>6706664
I have no motivation for anything anymore, Im just sad and lonely

>>6706675
Aw smoksz, cheer up.

>>6706682
thats hard to do rn but thanks anon :)

tfw see cute people and 2 scared to say hi cos they'll be let down by me
>>6706713
Will try

>>6706713
>>6706647
u an angry fuckboy ent u

>>6706717
You wanna chat? c:

>>6706647
But on anon, what if the disease I catch is just like an itty bitty cold. What should I do then?

>>6706722
naw , I gotta go back to doing work but I really appreciate it

>>6706730
Aw ok then, smile c:

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>angry racist homophobic manlet
>tfw no tall skinny swishy swish bf to bully but also lavish excessive affection on

>>6706846
you wish
>>6707035
>doing your math for you
please.

>>6707075
Hey somebody has to do my taxes, and I'm not let a jew at H&R Block do it for me either.

>>6706675
It sure is great. I don't think I even have any ability to produce serotonin anymore.

>>6707121
people without serotonin have similar symptoms to parkinsons

>>6707101
god is your math that bad that you have to find someone else to do them?
>>6707121
oh hey sup kr

>>6707126
I meant it more in satire really, I don't think you'd live without some production of it, it regulates a lot of stuff in your body. Temperature too I think.

>>6707131
yeah, my math is that bad. I have the math skills of a 3rd or 4th grader yet I have a comp sci degree - go figure that one out...

>>6707224
easy replies

>>6707248
I'd rate him one of the best posters here, those are all qualities we aspire to.

>>6707131
Nothing really, I just didn't realise you were also depressed, it seemed like you were quite happy most of the time.

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>>6706010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXCEdrnaFlY

>>6707248
easy

>>6707298

Like Santie Claus!

Where were all you guys when they declared the WAR on CHRISTMAS?

You were probably just enjoying your eggnog, oh sure, thinking it would always be ok to put up your Christmas tree and deck the halls with bows of holly. But we have to FIGHT for our RIGHTS to Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum! Sugarplums isn't free!

>>6707309
Your meme is bad and you should feel bad.

>>6707318

Christmas is a holiday, not a meme. If you don't like it, you can go celebrate Ramadan or something. I don't care if you celebrate it or not, but you probably should because it

is

so much fun!

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GayGen how do I deal with the fact that I'm ugly I'm really worried that I'm never going to find a bf and I'm just going to be sad for the rest of my life.

Keep yourself busy with something other than 4chan.

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beneath the roof of sleeping leaves
the dreams of trees unfold;
when woodland halls are green and cool,
and wind is in the west,
come back to me! come back to me,
and say my land is best!

>>6707338
Holy shit a talking dog!

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>>6707355
I'm too scared to.

>>6707367
then use a name

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>Only gay guy I've found that isn't beyond degenerate (ie sex addict/way too gay) isn't cute
>He's good looking but in a 'handsome' way I guess
>I"m still going to try dating him because I don't have any other fucking choice
I would fucking stab someone for a cute bf why is life so evil
I even know I'm either a 7/10-8/10 in looks and at least 6-7 in personality
I fucking hate not only living in a small libcuck town but not being social enough to go to gay events and shit

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>tfw incapable of prostate orgasms

the mind is willing but...

>>6707379

>uses the word libcuck nonironically and blames all of his problems on the political climate of his area
>thinks hes a 6/10 personality wise

lol no

>>6707376
Why, what does using a name accomplish?

>>6707384
You know the fucking type of person I"m talking about. It's the simplest way of saying it, jesus.
My 4chan personality and real life personality are very fucking different.

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>>6706067
way too gay for my taste
>>6706137
>was kinda cool
>then fedora
>jesus christ

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>>6707379
>handsome non-degenerate possible bf
>complains

>>6707399
Personal taste.
Plus his personality isn't that good. Shit taste in literally everything, and I genuinely mean that. But I'm gonna go for it, don't worry.

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How can annyone like men?
Have you seen how anorexic and unhealthy they look? it's just disgusting to have sex with something so slim.

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>>6706010
Always Bowie all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOIBWemdwWY

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>>6707409
4/10 for encouraging me to make this

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>>6707410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw

>>6707429
Not really how can annyone LIKE any of these images? The first image it's disgusting but at least look like a man.
I mean it's just disgusting.
If all the men look like that in the future i'll legit be transgender and be a girl

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>>6707441
>i'll
>will
Freudian Slip no doubt.

>>6707444
Not everyone likes men dude.

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>>6707435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jg4ekLG9Zo

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>>6707448
Keep telling yourself that cupcake.

>>6707455
Why do you think i like men?
i'm not a fag who wants to fug with ugly fembois.

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>>6707464
Then why are you here?

>>6707262
>it seemed like you were quite happy most of the time.
yea that's a facade I put up most of the time
>>6707338
just be sad constantly, like me
>>6707379
>He's good looking but in a 'handsome' way I guess
>complaining here when most of us dont even have that kind of luck

>>6707467
I'm asexual.

>>6707468
Only bitches complain. It's a bitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65wblLv1XDk

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>>6707474
no one cares

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>>6707481
God bless you based cat poster

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>>6707495

>>6707481
You're mad because i find anorexia unattractive?
okay.

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>>6707500

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>>6707468
I don't want to be sad though

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>>6707500
>poor reading comprehension/10

>>6707508
I don't think you have a say in this.
Have you tried going out there ?

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what is even going on

>>6707387
free attention, makes u easier to bully

>>6707379
whats a small libcuck town lol

>>6707388
you sound fake. its no wonder gay people ahte you.

>>6707441
most of the people on the right transitioned

>>6707520
Do you think i'm funny because i'm asexual?
disrespect

>>6707532
what?

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>>6707520
>Gay people hate you
No they don't. They don't exist out here. There's literally 4 of them.
Why is this general so cynical and basic that the only retort they have is ad hominen?

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>>6707517
No, nobody would like me anyway it's pretty clear that I'm ugly beyond hope.

>>6707520
I don't want attention or bully.

Maybe I should just cave in and post pic. Will you guys give me advice on how to look better if I post pic?

>>6707535
You gays think you're so special. Us asexuals are literally leagues above you, we don't waste time on stupid human pleasures, and we don't have to worry about becoming POZ PIGS you fucking degenerate.

>>6707538
same , I think im p uggo but apparently I'm cute
just angle the picture properly and dont show ur double chin

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>tfw you were never molested by an older man when you were a kid
>tfw no time machine to go back and make yourself get molested

life is cruel

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>>6707537
>they don't exist out here

>>6707537
>complains about ad hominen
>uses it

>>6707538
i think u want 2 be bullied friend
either that or you're stealing my technique where u pretend you're SUPER busted and then u turn out to be a solid 4/10 and everyone is shocked

>>6707541
didn't ask

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>>6707550
You callin me a liar boi?
>>6707547
There's a difference between molestation and love anon. What you wanted was love. Not molestation. Just find a really kinky guy into ageplay/daddy shit

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>>6707546
I'm not fat I don't even know how to explain the problems I have with my face. Will post in a minute, I guess. No idea how to properly angle a photo though.

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>>6707557
Thanks for using a name so I can filter your posts

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>>6707560

>>6707560
age play / daddy stuff wouldn't do it for me anon, I was hot for teacher back in elementary school, it just wouldn't be the same if it were roleplay

>>6707567
yw
youll be missing my actually good posts too tho

>>6707563
do u think you're ugly in the mirror?

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>>6707563
>>6707557
I feel like I look a bit better in this than I normally do tho
>>6707583
yes

>>6707588
you have a small face and a big nose
desu if your eyebrows were fixed your face would probably look a lot better. right now they make your nose look bigger and your eyes look smaller, because they're thin but stretch past where they're "supposed" to

>>6707429
Twink version of Ramsey Bolton on the far right, can't unsee.

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>>6707601

>>6707603
shaping his eyebrows would literally be moving them like a centimeter in on both sides, so that they don't blend into the bridge of his nose. look at other people's eyebrows and think about how they lend their shape to the eyes and nose.
if it was noticable he shaped them to other people he went too far

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>>6707600
>>6707603
CHANGE EYEBROW OR LEAVE

I know I need a new hairstyle definitely, but I'm not sure what to do.

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>>6707611
like a super minor change
look at how this drawing uses her eyebrows to make her eyes flow into her nose
also everyone will give u bad hairstyle advice, every time.

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>tfw finally have bf

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>>6707627
congrats

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>>6707621
Thanks so much for the advice I hope it helps

>>6707634
also be aware if you fuck up even a little you'll look much worse so be careful and maybe look into some guides online
i dont shape my own eyebrows bc i like them looking terrible
you dont seem like terribly ugly

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>>6707588
Fix ur eyebrows, sweetie.

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I wish there were a good gaygen

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>>6707645
Okay, will do

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>>6707655
it's called mascgen

Okay guys,i'm the asexual guy.
I apologyze for insulting us...i had a bad day and..i got crazy sorry

>>6707661
Is it that much better? I prefer my guys cute but eh as long as I can discuss gay issues without getting shitpost replies to hell and back that'd be cool
>>6707663

>>6707663
didnt ask

>>6707661
lol

>>6707655
i dont think thats possible
i really do think that 4chans format often lends itself to cattiness

>>6707661
They're gayer than us by several spheres of homosex. They just mask their inner queen by posting men with beards.

Which incidentally is also a name for woman that a gay guy uses to hide his cocklust

>>6707670
lol forgot to finish post
what is your bad day asexual guy, I know faggots like >>6707671
are just here to shitpost but I'll listen

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>>6707670
Mascgen isn't impervious to shitposters, but it is common practice to not reply to shitposters. Every once in awhile someone ignores rule #2 which is don't reply to shitposters and trolls. The trolls then go crazy responding because they received a (You), but they soon give up because everyone ignores them from then on.

>>6707673
People making fun of me for begin diferent as always

>watching TV with boyfriend last night
>say something about how annoying "big dick" jokes are
>says "Well I've got a medium dick"
>gives me a shit eating grin
>oh fuck no
>"It can talk to ghosts"

I swear to fucking god

>>6707682
You seem to be getting your jollies from it though

>>6707673
almost half my posts in this thread are me helping someone somehow
mascgen moves slowly and is, as a result, more vulnerable to active trolling. if you want actual advice, you have to crosspost

>>6707682
incredible

>>6707679
its actually bc the thread recieves 15 posts a day, max, and 10 of those are maki.

>>6707627
goddamnit, tell us your secrets, anon
>>6707686
that sounds really cute desu

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>>6707689
Actually 5 of the posts are me. 4 are maki and the rest are random masgeners

>>6707692
disinfo. all posts on this board are made by maki.

>>6707679
>>6707692
>both of those didn't need an image

HAVE I MENTIONED I'M MASCULINE TODAY

>>6707699
>
>>6707694
>>6707690
>both of those didn't need a name
HAVE I MENTIONED I'M A FAGGOT TODAY

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>>6707699
>someone posted a photo on an anonymous image posting board
OMG WHAT WILL WE EVER DO!?

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>Green text
CAPS LOCK

>>6707702
Kys yourself

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>>6707699
images are commonly used to draw attention to posts

>>6707701
you just did, friend

>>6707689
>Making fun of people that have inner problems.

I hope you get beated up,a******

>>6707710
since when is asexuality a problem?
i'll remember you said that.

>>6707709
you just did, friend

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>>6707705
you first

>>6707713
I was saying the reply; "incredible" of this anon.
He has probably some problem and he rejected him like shit,he's a trash person that tries to help for save his ass

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>>6707717

But then I won't be able to witness your demise

>boyfriend is polyamorous
>explains that I'm mono and really not comfortable with bringing anyone else in
>he accepts this, but occasionally tries to get me to think about it
>recently started basically demanding we start dating someone else
>brings me out to dinner, some guy is there to court us I guess
>get super pissed off and act like an asshole
It's like I'm not good enough for him but he's still keeping me around til he finds something better. Maybe I'm just selfish and uncaring of his feelings

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>>6707723
you should trust other people more

>>6707729
have you considered that your goals in your relationships are incompatible, and that it might be better to break the relationship up because you would both be happier dating people who have comptaible desires?

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>>6707730
I'm very trusting.

What's your dick like homey

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>>6707741
everyone has seen my cock here.

>>6707738
No. I'm not entirely opposed. The guy was even pretty cute. I just don't want to be replaced and left hung out. My selfish desires are the problem and I don't know how to fight those insecurities

i am that 23 year old italian virgin guy who posted here yesterday.
you convinced me to not give in to that friendly 40 year old dude and try to find a younger boyfriend on an online dating site.
i am going to create an account on as many dating sites i can find, do you have any tip on how to make my profile more appealing? in photos i look dreadful but any trick i can use would be helpful.
i am desperately insecure and socially retarded that's why i am asking for help.

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>>6707764
>you're not perfect how I see how men should look like
>1/10 would not bang
Over pickiness.jpg

>>6707767
Just go to a gay club, get fucking sloshed, your insecurities will go out the window with your mind, and maybe some guy will take you out back and pound your ass raw with spit for lube while you puke your guts out from the booze.

Trust me, it's the best way.

>>6707761
i don't think he'd replace you. he obviously values his relationship with you enough to consider dating you exclusively, even though he clearly doesn't want to. it is a little unsettling that he might try to "trick" you into it by planning a date you were expecting, though. I think you might need to just talk this out between each other so that you can both better understand what you want and need from your relationship, to come to a mutual agreement of what to do, and why.

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>>6707764

bro he looks good, you're just nitpicking

if you want an example of what a terrible frame/obliques combo looks like, just look at mine
>it hurts

>>6707787
i don't want to give in degeneracy, take drugs, risk unprotected sex with a stranger etc.
also there is no good gay club near me and i don't want to go there alone anyway.

>>6707800
I never said anything about taking drugs, and straight people do that exact thing all the time and aren't called degenerates, why do you think it's degenerate to do the same thing straight people do but with the same sex?

>>6707798
not to be mean but it really looks like a seperate body begins right at your underwear :(
desu i don't think anyone would really notice it that much in real life, though. whats your ass like? if you have a nice butt im p sure almost no one would notice.

>>6707807
i think it's degenerate to do even when straight people do it.

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>>6707819
You're picky as fuck. So he's bending his knees to make his legs look bigger. Who gives a shit dude.

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>>6707808

yeah

its because i have wide hips/pelvis and narrow shoulders, making me look all shonky

apparently if i get super big it wont be so obvious because my obliques and lats will grow to disguise things a little, but im a long way off that right now

>>6707819

he looks better, and also has qt dark body hair I lack

but taste is subjective, so its all academic really

>>6707815
Your loss, but I guess that's why you're lonely and a virgin at 23, not saying that as an insult, just a fact

>>6707826
>>6707819
>>6707784
>>6707764
>>6707755
All this talk about Jupp is annoying.

>>6707835

Post a picture of your body RIGHT NOW

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>>6707837
Sorry to annoy you.

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>>6707843
That's an old photo. I'm surprised no one asked me to post cock pic. LOL

>>6707852

i mean.... can you?

pls?

>>6707792
I guess I should. I just needed to get away for a few days to think it over. I don't know how people can love multiple people to the same degree at the same time
Thanks

>>6707843
He's 5'7

>>6707870
maybe tell him that? it seems like your insecurities come from you knowing you wouldn't love a third as much as you love him, which is a troubling position to put another person into. talking things through can only help.

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>>6707860
>not saving cock pic I posted in the past

http://i.imgur.com/enKGDYf.jpg

You want SP's cock pic too? LMAO

http://imgur.com/m7tdQa4


>>6707876
I'm 5' 9"

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>>6707883

thx boo

>>6707883
>I'm 5' 9"
me too

>>6707883
>both uncut

Glorious

>>6707883
>I'm 5' 9"
Same, girl

>>6707883
>I'm 5' 9"
on your toes.

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>>6707889
>hairless
1/10 would not bang

>>6707889
got a timestamp for that?

I ate too many edibles, gaygen
it's been soo long, i've been so high for so long
I think i made a new friend yesterday..
And should've met another friend but forgot?
Oh no..

>>6707900

idk i like bendy dicks

they have character

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>>6707900
And irregular shape and color of inner organs is a sign of mental disorders. How Medieval is your thinking process.

Been watching The Way He Looks. Lot of cocktease for hours.

>>6707690
A fairly large percentage of our relationship involves him telling horrible dad jokes and me either rolling my eyes at them or unintentionally laughing. It's endearing as fuck but if I say so it will only encourage him.

>>6707699
Fight me for supremacy. I'm the most masc.

>>6707881
Yeah. I'll go talk to him now. Has anyone here been in a polyamorous relationship? Is it really as loving as he explained to me?

>>6707686
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Greatest of all time.

THERE'S 10 MINUTES LEFT IN THIS GODDAMN MOVIE
and had one peck on the lips between them
i need to find some balance between sketchysex.com and gay romance movies.

WELL THEY HELD HANDS
AND MADE OUT
it was okay.

>>6707978
>held hands
Holy shit, that's disgusting.

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Seeing bear teacher again is weird because it's basically a fwb with promises of a serious relationship that never materializes.

Which is fine I guess, just annoying because as much as I enjoy napping and cuddling, I'd also like to get serious.

But there is very little overlap in our interests.

And the last guy j asked out still has feelings for his ex girlfriend which is pathetic.

Bought a new hat though

>>6707978
Romance movies tend to be about the romance, man. I dunno how many romance movies involve hardcore pounding.

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>>6707990
why do you constantly hurt yourself like this?

>>6708007

Maybe I feel I don't deserve to be happy and punish myself

>>6708005
Yeah but its disappointing to have like 2 net minutes of actual romance in a 1h30m film.

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>>6708017
you need mental help

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>>6708025

Plenty more than that but oh well.

>>6708024
I think the mostly they're about the dialogue. And brooding about their feelings and everything. Real disgusting stuff.

>>6707883
>I'll never have my bear ass spitroasted by these two

Its so unfair.

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>>6708052

>>6708058
Just fuck my shit up pls

>>6708052


post bearssy desu

>>6708058
Are you like, a cutfag restoring your foreskin? Something doesn't look right...

>>6711849

Yes he is

t. knower of gaygen dicks

>>6711862
That's pretty self hating desu.
Should just except he's a cutfag for life. Circumcised dicks don't even look that bad... usually.

>>6711903

Why remain inferior? It's no different from working out or bleaching your anus

>>6711920
Well, obviously it's not very convincing.
I've heard about what they have to do. Sounds painful. And for results comparable for a neo-vag.
I actually kinda like cut better, even if I know it's immoral, and I myself have a hooded overgrown clit.