tfw you realize that a boyfriend is just a guy that likes to suck the reproductive juices out of you
>>6702037
/thread
>>6702022
>not snowballing it right back into you
Jokes' on you, my bf only likes sucking money and emotional energy out of me.
>>6702022
>Cuddling
>Doing miscellaneous activities together
>Talking
>Eating food
>Cuddling
>Emotional support
>Travelling
>Helping each other with work
>Cuddling
OP, I think you're not using your bf to his full potential
>>6702092
>tfw you'll never be comfortable enough with someone to just rest your head on their chest and listen to them breathe until you fall asleep
>>6702068
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, anon, but your "bf" is a woman.
tfw no bf who's cock gets rock hard when he's smelling my stinky butthole cause my boy scents built up all day
I just like that slightly dirty butt smell.
>>6702037
god this is my life right now.
>sex 4 times a year top
>life is hell
>dating vapid, uninteresting people that don't want to form a tight, personal bond with you
>>6702092
No, I think his boyfriend isn't who he expected him to be. Sounds more like friends with benefits, or just two people hooking up.
>>6704926
iktf
>tfw a gay person with loyalty is a unicorn
yum
>>6702092
why must you make me feel so bad so late into the night
>>6705039
Weird... please don't tell /mlp/ about, anonkun
this thread makes me appreciate my bf
>and makes me sad at the prospect of having to replace him in the future... :(
>>6702022
Loyalty is earned though
>>6702022
I always figured it'd be someone I liked to suck the reproductive juices out of...
>>6704918
this and this >>6711275
I enjoy my bf's company he really is my best friend, but I'm not sure I can be entirely happy the rest of my life with him. I've never cheated on any of my past boyfriends and I never will but It's starting to feel like we are two elderly people who are just with each other to not be lonely. Companionship without passion. I just take my life day by day who knows..
>>6705039
I am loyal. I am the most loyal. My loyalty is the best loyalty around. I guarantee that if you take me as boyfriend, I will make our relationship great (word omitted). I'm not the same as the other loyal people, I am ough. I am smart. I have exceptional sense for happiness. I will build us a house. It will be the best house. I have great experience building houses. Oh boy, you'll be living a happy family life so fast, you won't even know it.
Take me as your boyfriend, I'm going to make our relationship great (word omitted).
>>6709776
>tfw also single khv
I just imagined this is what being in a relationship is like when I typed it...
>>6718289
Now you made me sad too. You are a sadness machine, anon.
>>6718199
Daddy daddy Trump <3 <3 <3
>>6719200
Shut up Milo
I thought my bf was a guy with whom I could talk about science, music, anime, funny videos, the world etc, with whom I could stay up all night having fun and enjoying being together, to whom I could occassionally send a nice messages in Steam and play CS with. I guess he's just there to suck my dick juice and I was mistaken all this time.
>>6702092
>Cuddling
Always.
>Doing miscellaneous activities together
Walking along with him when he plays Pokemon GO playing Pokemon soundtracks on my phone until the battery runs out (don't play Pokemon GO myself)
>Talking
Yep
>Eating food
Yep
>Cuddling
Even more always
>Emotional support
Had to leave for 3 weeks for work. BF had some emotional troubles. Felt like shit for not being there for him
>Travelling
Don't do much at all. Both of us prefer to stay at home
>Helping each other with work
Would like to. Don't know anything about programming though. He can't help me since I do road construction and he doesn't have a license to drive anything
>Cuddling
I'm away for 2½ weeks working now and I just want to go back home and cuddle
>>6702109
I had a burning desire to go home and jump on my bf's dick. Now I just want to go home and hear him go "merp merp meeeerp" to the tune of Bloody Tears.