Tell them that you jerk off to them every night before bed
Always does the trick
>>6695144
H3h3h3
Trans yourself then they're all yours.
>>6695133
Go back in time and tell her that if she doesn't turn gay she'll end up bed ridden, worked for me.
>>6695133
Just become a trans woman, worked for me.
>>6696215
You wish. Real lesbians dont like transbians.
>>6696221
I can understand, either way it's a dude.
create this scenario
>>6667857
>>6695133
Help them marry a woman and start a family. Then wait. Lifelong lesbians randomly turn hetero later in life. It's definitely a "thing", but you don't hear about it much because it goes against a lot of people's political narratives. For some reason, gay men tend to stay gay, and lesbians orientation is much more fluid over time. Probably something about women's hormones.
>>6695133
Tell them about your magnum dong: gets them erry time.
>>6695799
Good idea, Chris.
>>6695133
Turn to what?