>want to have sex today
>angry, burning runny poop keeps coming out of my butt
UGH
If you were straight you wouldn't have these problems
Tfw you will be able to have spontaneous anal sex, only prepared one which kills the mood.
>>6691684
>want to have sex today
>angry, burning runny blood keeps coming out of my vagina
Just stop eating food all together and you will always be prepared to get fucked.