That You'll Never Pass Tbqh Familia
>#10: Your index finger is shorter than your ring finger, indicating you are a masculine alpha male hercules adonis mangod
>#09: You don't have a positive canthal tilt (cat eyes)
>#08: Your tummy is football ball-round and doesn't have a vertical crease that makes it look like two separate mounds
>#07: Your navel is not oval-shaped
>#06: You are above 5'8
>#05: You don't look like a woman with simple makeup pre-HRT (case in point MaxMoeFoe, he would make a terrific woman (someone pls start forcefully feeding him estrogen quick (HowToBasic, his bf, could start doing that to him as a hilarous "prank" tbqh)):^)
>#04: You get misgendered despite having tranny bangs and/or thick rimmed glasses
>#03: You still don't look like a woman even after one year into HRT
>#02 You don't pass with tranny bangs, thick rimmed glasses AND makeup
>#01: You are white and/or of the Germanic/Northern European background
Feel free to add more, gang.
All these signs were discovered by the university of Honklahoma and Dr. Steven "Susan" Magnumpeeaye from the department of Human Female Behavior & Anatomy Research. Do not question the trustworthy findings of the university of Honklahoma or you'll be shot to death (by Dr. Susan).
So if i pass all but one requirement (the finger one) ill never pass? Good thread.
I'm a cis female, and my ring fingers are longer than my index fingers.
>>6684807
Yep, that's the law, hon.
>>6684834
Lesbian confirmed.
But what if my ring fingers and my index fingers are equal?
>>6684859
Nope, asexual. inb4 doesn't exist.
>tfw white
curse my pure white blood. if it wasnt for that id pass ;-;
>>6684946
iktf my man
>>6684784
>10
implying anyone gives a shit or even notices my digit ratio
>9
Passing =/= pretty
>8
Who even has a body like this...?
>7
implying everyone shows off their midriff, irrelevant detail
>6
Yah got me here. Though 5'9" is the two standard deviation mark
>5
It certainly helps but isn't mandatory. I've seen enough timelines to know the difference is small, but real.
>4
Get rid of your beard then, kek
>3
Yah t b h, you should probably kill yourself at the two year mark.
>2
That beard tho...
>1
U wut m8? Like all the passers are white or asian, it's blacks that can't pass.
>>6685000
nigga please, whites can't pass for shit
congrats on trips tho
>>6684946
That's not true. White people can tell if other white people are cis better than other races. Black and mexican people always gender me female even though I'm hon tier.
>>6684784
>#11 You started HRT after fourteen.
If you don't believe me, please consult my highly scientific, well-researched, and extensively peer-reviewed graph.
>>6685049
nice
i like science (and the big bang theory)
>>6684784
> you dont have a positive canthal tilt
Nigga I went to Starbucks today and they thought I was a FTM on T or somethig, like I could literally see them teying to find a way to out me as the girl I was..... And tfw I'm Pre
i like looking at pictures of obese men eating strawberries. it reminds me of the ancient rome tbqh
>>6685085
forgot trip to be a honest family
>>6685073
12) You aren't peppy and happy but your face is that of a person who's dead inside with no foreseeable future.
Fix that facial expression anon.
I pass but my negative points are
>flat lips
>down turned lips
>upper teeth don't show when you slightly open your mouth
>lack of temple hair
>>6685148
>your face is that of a person who's dead inside with no foreseeable future.
you mean slavic
>>6684784
>#06: You are above 5'8
>#01: You are white and/or of the Germanic/Northern European background
have you seen german trannies? All i know are model-tier women and pass 100%. I'm german aswell and i do porn, am stealth since i'm 18
Also black and brown trannies usually look like shit
>>6685165
>you mean slavic
Most slavs look ok when they are dead inside because it's their natural state.
>>6685208
LOL
>>6685182
>i do porn
very nice
high five!
>>6685182
This
>tfw a german tranny in porn
>>6685330
two german trannies in porn? small world eh
one would almost say everyone in germany is doing porn
(btw i am also german, and also doing porn)
>>6685471
I do it like 3 times a year but does that mean theres 3 german trannys in porn itt? Youve outdone yourself OP.
>>6685500
yeah OP really outdid themself by bringing all the porn-starring german trannies together tbqh familia
porn?
no self respect?
>>6684784
>>#01: You are white and/or of the Germanic/Northern European background
Complete bullshit, whites make the best mtfs.
Asians usually have reasonably wide shoulders, but absolutely no hips.
>>6685728
Yeah totally
>Your index finger is shorter than your ring finger, indicating you are a masculine alpha male hercules adonis mangod
I have this and I'm a pretty big sissy
Then again I have a lot of hair and a strong jaw so maybe I'm just a high T fag
>>6685728
more like some of us learned to love ourselfes and do it for fun and/or as additional income. Sorry you don't experience that
>>6685861
Another german slutty tranny here
I save all my sexual energy for my bf not random people. Digiho
>>6684784
>>#04: You get misgendered despite having tranny bangs and/or thick rimmed glasses
tranny bangs wouldn't even work for me, my forehead is cis tier small
>>6686202
#slutmarch
>>6686003
implying we don't love our boyfriends aswell, please...
>>6686279
#germanslutmarch
fixed for accuracy
#13 german trannies don't pass
>>6686545
Why's that?
>>6686562
because of their rugged phenotype
>>6686571
I'm from Germany. We have plenty of hons, but all the young transitioners I know pass.
>>6686577
yeah you are right
young transitioners from germany are lucky but once you go through a german male puberty you are fucked for life pham
>>6686586
I meant people that went through puberty. Starting 18 and such.
>>6686591
even the well-celebrated kim petras don't look that good either. she looks either like a 35 year old woman or a 15 year old boy with long hair
>>6686586
not really... only the hons age 50+ are fucked. I may know 1-2 young hons, which don't even do their voices, but most if not all <28 do pass very well
Also most natives here are quiete tall, so no problem if you're 5'11"
>>6686600
She looks like a girl wtf. And she clearly doesn't fit your "le german phenotype" kind of face, so what's your point?
This thread is now german tranny general sorry op
>>6686615
Its called reaching
>>6686659
I'm in
DIES IST NUN EIN DEUTSCHLANDFADEN
Was habt ihr heute gegessen?
Pläne für die Zukunft?
Wollt ihr einmal Kinder haben?
>>6686615
"she" looks like a man to me
which is true for almost all german women
sorry that you have the most inferior genes when it comes to femininity compared to, say, slavs
yeah try to look better than this, filthy jerries
>>6686683
>tranny looks like a man
>so do german women
Sounds like passing to me
Also
>german women are masculine LOl
Gut, dass du dich auskennst mit uns
but estrogen tried to change my bellybutton
idk wtf i have now but yeah it didnt used to be like this
help
>>6686683
so ein schwachsinn
>>6686800
embrace the change