How do i become a hot and passable tranny?

Make a deal with the devil

>>6676732
You WOULD know.

>>6676723
Genetic lottery. Just win the lottery.

>>6676723

1. Time machine or prepubescent start and 2. good genes or lots of money.

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>>6676798
>Genetic lottery. Just win the lottery.

So much this. You have have something to work with.

This is Ellery Sweet without any make up on.

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>>6677083
And this is Ellery with make up on.

>>6677088
>>6677095
this is all the motivation I need to never eat another calorie ever again

>>6677095
looks like a squid

like a plastic sausage casing or something

>>6677083
who's dat?

>>6677153
Literally says in the post ffs

>>6677131
Ellery keeps is shape by abusing heroin.

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>>6677486

All this proves is that transgenderism is a fetish and not an orientation. Get the "t" out of LGBT.

>tfw you're not passable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy3FwYopRv4

>>6676723
Doesn't pass
>>6677083
doesn't pass
>>6677088
almost passes
>>6677095
10/10 would suck

>>6677474
>>6677482
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>>6677487

White kids and their heroin addictions.

>>6678357
White people are the worst.

>>6678960

Speak for yourself.

Harambe on the streets.
Halal in the sheets?

>>6677083
>>6677088

this reminds me of the hypocrisy revolving around female beauty standards and the disscussion of them among women through a sexualisized view of men. Like those tabloid newspapers who post photos were some star looks like shit and in the next issue shes on the frontpage photoshopped into oblivioun. We are all just haunting and constructing unreal beauty standards and this board is an example of it especially the fact that we talk about photos which don't really show the reality.

Also: Ellery is anorexic which isn't ideal for most transgirls because subcontaneous fat hides male bone features. Also ciswomen loose a bit of feminitity if they become too anorexic. You can't also choose or tran were to loose or build fat. You just have to settle on a healthy middleground. Also age is a factor. For some it can happen that they pass good in their 20thies with high bodyfact in their face but that crumbles with age and then they pass worse with 45 because of that fact because their male features begin to show again.

>>6677474
She doesn't even pass. Maybe if her head is tiny people jsut assume she is a masculine girl tho

>>6679747
>pass good in their 20thies with high bodyfact in their face but that crumbles with age and then they pass worse with 45 because of that fact because their male features begin to show

This is something that legitimately worries me. Like, how much money am i going to have to spend on ffs not to become an ugly old transvestite? Its bad enough that I hate how I look now, but in another 20 years? Fml I'll probably just make a suicide pact with another ugly hon.

The squid sausage picture has been removed.

>>6679747
>Ellery is anorexic
Also: Ellery is a dope fiend which isn't ideal for most transgirls.

>>6676723
>implying pic related is good
>they had to airbrush themselves crt levels of blurry
>obvious image warping around legs, arms, and stomach
why do they do this?

>>6682440
by then you should be able to save up for some minor injections or surgery to get you by

>>6682440

it depends how prominent your male features were before hrt.

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you straight men should realize you can't become one of us just to fulfill one of your sexual fetishes reeeeee
we are not some sexual objects you can objectify by becoming one of us you fetishistic fuck reeee

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>>6676723
don't conform

do the best with what you got.

pic is me

>>6686304
seems like your best is damn bad

>>6686304
I think you look hot. Ignore that fag. >>6686320

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>>6686320
yah? am i ugly?

pic is my face.

your opinion REALLY matters to me

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>>6686320
Holy fucking yes. Your best is not good at all.

>>6686400
you think i would really care what one anonymous internet asshole thinks?

i know i'm hot from all the girls and boys that drool over me everywhere i go.

so... weak bait.

>>6686447
Even your angled picture looks bad. And you chose to hide your face in he first post. Pretty telling. Also red hair
>puke

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>>6686304
>wide shoulders
>tacky sissy/forced feminization clothes that don't suit your age
>obvious small flat manbutt
>hand looks rather big and shovel-like
>>6686351
>tilted head angle to hide your masculine jutting chin
>visible fivehead and male balding pattern
>big nose
>possible barrel chest
>low resolution
>low quality photos
>photoshop/median filter
555

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>>6686447
>i know i'm hot
>all the girls and boys drool over me everywhere i go.
this nigga
too bad about the blind delusion tho

>>6686517
i think your stupidity is proven by this picture you made.

are you in preschool?

>>6686628
Post a straight on pic pls honey

>>6686628
bitter because you look like a man, hon?

>>6686634
why would i post pictures just so you can insult them?

>>6686677
I think you look great, but an angled picture is never representative, so you might want to post a candid picture to shut hem up hon ;)

>>6686677
you already posted pics which means you are okay with sharing your ugly mug with strangers you unbelievable retard

>>6686304
>>6686351
you look pretty cute, ignore the others

>>6686712
i just had my IQ tested by a psychologist.

120. with 99th percentile in spacial reasoning.

just to let you know that you're wrong, bitter cunt.

>>6686726
I don't think anyone should be shamed for how they look but pulling out muh IQ on the internet doesn't really help anything.

>>6686748
they should add the IQ of the poster to everything that's posted on the internet. lol

>>6686351
cant see face, angle too high
Can see your hair though, should add some volume and stop doing tumblr pink

>>6686447
puke is technically not drool

>>6686726
Oh god, I didn't think it was even possible, but you're worse than the old hons... This is what happens when you don't even remotely try to emulate the behaviour of women in your environment and just make it up as you go, but you're just an autistic sperg who's never interacted with a woman before. This is truly cringey.

I mean sure, you look ok body wise but you are 100000% AGP in your clothing choices, your way of communicating, and your total lack of self-awareness...

>>6686517
i never said i was a supermodel but i am one of the prettiest trannies around here. just went to pride parade and 3 different people wanted to take pictures of me because they said i looked beautiful.

and girls are jealous of my long slender hands... always tell me i have perfect finger nails. and i'm not even close to bald. bald spot... pffff... idiot.

and a lot of the other things you listed... like the pink hair... a lot of people, including myself DO like.

and i've seen plenty of girls with big noses that i thought were gorgeous.

and i think if you can't pass you can still be beautiful to a lot of people. i think it's better to be a pretty boy than an ugly girl.

now i'm going to go have sex with my girlfriends, so, laterz.... or neverz lol

>>6676797

Oh you.

>>6686882
>transbian
I CAN'T

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>>6686726
you are pretty "special" alright

>>6686910
a princess is wasted on a prince

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>>6686882
>but i am one of the prettiest trannies around here

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>>6686987
>a princess is wasted on a prince

>>6686875
conformist

want to keep things as ugly and normal because you believe some part of this rape society is the way things "should" be.

you're fuckin' stupid.

>>6687029
>muh rape society
>muh beauty is societal conditioning
Ugly is ugly around the world. Even babies spend longer looking at pretty faces than ugly ones.

>>6676723

That's a girl too.

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>>6676723

this: >>6676798

plus as early a transition as possible

it's possible to avoid the hon-look even as a later transitioner, generally former drag queens are good at achieving this like Candis Cayne and Calpernia Addams, but they still struggle with the voice (which is V important, so underrated)

basically, pic related is the extent of masculinity you could reach before HRT, the critical mass, to be able to pass relatively effortlessly, 13-14 years old and still androgynous/not irreparably damaged by T is the limit

I didn't start HRT until I was 16, but I was lucky to have fucked up genetics (PAIS to be exact, I actually had abnormally high levels of T when I first saw an endo, but my body just doesn't process it like a cis male) so I passed as female even before I started going girlmode, no boobs though and taller than average girl shorter than average (non-beta) male

Cybele, goddess of the castrated Galli priestesses is a cruel mistress desu sempai she only picks the most purest and prettiest girls to reach total trutrans stealthmode

>>6688034
Yep. If you're too late to transition, simply anhero and try again. You might even be cis in your next life!

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>>6686882
Hi! Straight white male Irish guy here, saw this thread on the homepage, I was genuinely curious about the question being asked, as I find this whole transgender phenomenon really interesting.

I read through the thread and not I have to ask: are trannies always this fucking bitchy? It really doesn't do much for the whole "trans isn't a mental illness argument"

>>6684841
My needing to transition has nothing to do with the sex of the persons I love, and has everything to do with who I am as a person. I never was able to act masculine. It never was in my nature. Furthermore, when I dream I'm always female.

>>6688992
We're often rejected and/or abused by family & society. The frustration ends up coming out somewhere else.

>>6676723
Must have at least some luck in genetics, or started early.
Basically, be relatively short (for a guy), have small hands and feet. As well as a small head, and a small frame, basically you'll have needed to be very skinny when you were young.

Then, assuming you weren't lucky and started pre-puberty.
You need a lot of money, maybe around $50-100k.
Complete FFS, body contouring with fat transplants, and breast augmentation.

>>6688992

Honestly if you were looking for the place with the most mentally ill people then you're here. Also, being bitchy is kinda how /lgbt/ banters.

This is a pretty shit thread regardless