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I already posted this but no one responded
>be me
>23
>Russian
>live in New York
>go too a bar
>order a drink
>get slightly drunk
>emo kid comes up behind me
>looks about 20
>obviosly fucked up on something
>he asks if he can crash at my house because he's drunk as shit
>I say it's ok
>I drive him too my house
>we sit on the couch and play halo
>he seems cool
>about 2 hours pass
>I lay down on the couch
>the motherfucker pounces on me
>he starts kissing my neck
>try too tell him no but I start too get into it
>somehow it escalates too him sucking my dick
>we literally have a 3 hour fuckfest
>I pass out
>wake up the next morning
>realize what I've done
>mfw I'm straight
>he texted me a few hours ago and I didn't respond.
>what do?
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>>6670310 tell that slihtly more gay than the average emo, piece of shit. "I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. which is why, i can not see you ever again you emo cuck lord.
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>>6670310
Call him up, telling him you want more of that sweet boi pucci.
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>>6670310
>mfw I'm straight
Are you sure you're straight? Because bisexuality is a thing and nobody seems to think about it until after they've fucked someone of the sex they thought they weren't attracted to.
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>>6670562
"bi male" is still a very hard concept for people. When i was a kid, it wasn't a thing. I'm 32, and I'm still not open about it. Half of it is homophobia, and the other half is thay I'm just not attracted to most males.
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>>6670310
fuck him in his boipussy
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>>6670673
>I'm just not attracted to most males.
this but when a early 20's emo jumps on you go for it
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>>6670905
That's not OP
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>>6670905
Forgive me mother russia, for I have sinned
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>>6670310
AYY I JUST SAW SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT THIS THREAD IN ANOTHER THREAD
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>>6670310
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD BACK
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Please STOP posting this, Ivan!
It's getting spammy, you know.
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>>6670310
You gay, bruh.
Not because you fucked another man, but because you play halo.
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>>6679578
>implying halo is a bad game
fuck off and die
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>>6679637
Go suck some dicks
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>>6670310
This is literally my dream story
Fuck you OP for experiencing it
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>>6670310
You need to get tested asap. While the risk of getting HIV is low it's real. I assume you didn't use condoms. Be safe and see a doctor.
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>>6679739
Also text him back and make plans for coffee. You liked it, so what's the problem op? Man up.
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>>6679712
Is that Bill Murray in the top left?
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>>6679712
That's fucking disgusting desu
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>>6679513
He's not reposting this, people keep replying too it and bringing it back too the front page.
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>>6670310
>wake up the next morning
>realize what I've done
>mfw I'm straight
>he texted me a few hours ago and I didn't respond.
At what point did you get his number before or after he sucked your cock?
Something smells fishy
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