Closet LGBT Stories Thread

buy a dildo idiot its like $10

>>6649403
Glad u werent caught i guess lol.

I kept frozen hotdogs in a drawer to fug myself with, didnt understand that they'd defrost and soften. I was a fucking dumb kid.

>>6649403
>get caught fapping to yaoi by mom
yup that's it

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>>6649403
goddammit faggots are really evil

>>6649403
Jesus christ just buy your own cuke for like 40p then toss it away.

When you eventually buy a real dildo, get a silicone one.

>>6651661
Yes we are. We also have a plan to sterilize the heteros.

>be me at 14
>Mom is taking me to a party in the afternoon
>I have all morning to get ready
>Decide I want to put on some subtle makeup to make myself cute
>I really enjoy crossdressing and expressing myself femininely
>just put on a bit of foundation and eyeliner
>I'm so cute
>Mom gets home
>Go to greet her
>She looks at me shocked
>Starts yelling at me
>I ran into my room and locked the door
>Tells me to open the door or she will call the FUCKING POLICE to get me out
>wat.jpg
>Still don't open the door
>Start to cry
>Mom finally leaves to go to the party and I stay in my room
>Call my older brother in the city and he comforts me
>Tells me that mom was always strict about gender roles and homophobic
>Mom comes back home
>Cleans my face
>Tells me that only three kinds of people wear makeup
>"WOMEN, FAGS, AND CLOWNS."

I may tell another story about my homophobic mom if anyone's interested.

>>6651782
Yes please. She sounds like a real bitch. What kind of parent forcibly washes a teenager's face like that? Sounds like the type who would wash a kid's mouth out with soap for swearing.

>>6651845
Later that year
>Call my mom up while she's out of town
>Out of impulse, tell her I want to crossdress
>Tells me she'll talk to me when she gets back
>Mom's back
>Tells me to sit on couch with her
>Sit down
>Asks me if I've watched gay porn before
>Say yes
>Asks me who gave me gay porn
>Tell her I find it on my own
>Says I'm lying
>wtf
>Decide I won't have this talk
>Go to my room
>Mom follows and confiscates my laptop
>Demands to give her my phone
>Don't give it to her
>Get bitchslapped by her
>Cry


Couple days later
>Takes me to church
>After mass, mom goes to confess to the father
>Listening through the door
>I can hear my mom crying and say some things
>Hear her tell the father her son wanted to be a girl
>Never felt so much guilt for being a faggot

>be me, FTM, about 14 or so
>at school
>some girl I don't really talk to comes up to me
>'haha anon you have no boobs'
>okay
>'um, that's a bad thing you know, why aren't you upset'
>okay
>girl looks confused and walks off

>>6651908
Your mom is a cunt. Don't let her make you fell bad anon. You keep doing you.

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>>6649403
>Grandparent knew a lot of people in the 70s and 80s who could get a bunch of assorted stuff for them when the workplace threw stuff out
>Found a large box of assorted dental grade wax in the garage
>Sculpt a dildo
Well, that's the story of how I got around ordering from amazon

>>6649403
>Remove pants very slowly. Don't want to wake parents
How wtf man ?

>>6652070
The floorboards were very squeaky.

>>6651908
Jeez... I don't know what to say.

>>6651713
how come I've not been informed ? I'm a degenerate faggot too

>>6651782
>m-mom I'm clown

>>6649403
haha, the secret hardships of growing gay kids

>>6652032
Thanks, anon. I'll never stop being a faggot.

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>>6652321
*Handclap Intensifies*

kinda a reverse closet story desu
>came out at 11 as FTM, just before moving to a new school in town
>really easy to pass because masculine face genes on both sides
>no one knew I was a tranny throughout junior high & highschool
>if any rumors spread I would gently deny and hope they didn't act on it
>feels like I lived a secret life, getting my first T shot at 15 and wearing binders and going on diets to stop any female features
>mfw I felt like shit not telling my dates but the closet was comfortable and I dont really want to tell anybody
>now 20 and planning on going to college in a technology field or linguistic field

>>6649797
lol

>Straighten hair in highschool
>get called gay by friends
>say i'm not gay and I didn't straighten my hair
>"dude anon straightens his hair that's so gay"

>>6649403

I don't have a particular story, but I turned 25 a few days ago. I finally accepted that Im bi a few years ago but I haven't told anyone because my parents are extremely homophobic. I still live at home and never even got the college experience so I never even got to indulge my fantasies. The worst part is I've gotten more and more into the idea of being feminine but Im too tall, chubby and hairy.

I don't know what to do, I feel like a total wreck of a person.

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Man this thread made me realise just how much I hate being a closeted sack of shit so I decided to tell my mum, honestly I'm pretty happy I did

>>6655171
I wish I was just gay. It'd be so easy to tell that instead of MOM I AM LITERALLY BECOMING YOUR DAUGHTER LOL

>>6655171
Congrats anon

>>6655258
Fucking this. If it ever does become that easy I envy the generation that grows up in it.

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Bump because I love these threads

>be closeted 14y/o mtf
>only like girls but still want to get fucked
>see mom make a dog-whacker(something to whack dogs with) out of news paper and tape
>feel horny af one night
>decide to make dildo out of newspaper and duct tape
>it hurts and makes my ass bleed but I really liked things in my ass so I used it for years

>mom cleaning my room
>finds terrifying make shift dildo
>she asks what it is
>'uhhh it's my own personal dog whacker'
> mom: 'Jesus you hit the dogs with this? It's pretty thick'
>'yea but it makes them listen'
>mom ends up taking it because the previous dog whacker had broke
>hits my dogs with it when they act up
>it never breaks because of how thick and sturdy I'd made it
>five years have passed and my mom is still beating the dogs with my old make shift dildo

If I could speak dog I would tell them I'm sorry

>Be me
>Be 16
>Decide to finally tell the parents I'm gay
>Essentially blurt it out during dinner
>Mom is immediately super chill with it and Dad's in shock
>Later that day while I'm out run in he catches up to me and lectures me about the evils of pornography
>Uses me being gay as an excuse to install web trackers and porn blockers
>Is clearly not happy with me being gay


>Fuck you too dad

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>>6657818
>>it hurts and makes my ass bleed but I really liked things in my ass so I used it for years

>closet bi
>never did anything with guys
>really want to
>have some kind of blockage for some reason
>afraid to say fuck it and do it

It's not like I have any excuses, the city I live in is gay as can be.
Anybody has been in a similar situation? What do?

>>6657818
great story, thanks friend

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>Be 16
>Bi dude
>Never really bothered about coming out; pretty sure no one cares anyways
>Halloween coming up
>Want to be pic related
>Grow out my hair for a few months
>Random peeps start walking up to me and telling me weird sappy shit
>"It's so nice of you to accept who you really are."
>"Don't worry. People here support you."
>I just wanted a pompadour

>>6658809
>wanting shit hair

>>6658230
Same here for being trans. I live in the most accepting city in the world, am on HRT, and on a super liberal college campus, but can't say Im trans out loud, let alone come out the closet

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>>6658898
>tfw you think pompadours are the shit
>tfw you aren't remotely butch enough to rock one

I'm so small and gay and full of rage

>>6660170
follow your dreams

>>6658898
What THE FUCK did you say about his hair

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>>6660191
I'll never be as qt as pic related, but I guess I could. Since I'm trying to get /fit/ I'm a little worried I'd look like a straight-up dude, though.

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>>6658898

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>>6660170
>aren't remotely butch enough to rock one
>butch

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>Be eastern european
>13-14 at the time
>Fapping to gfur on my phone in bed
>Mom storms into bedroom and decides to take my fucking phone for some reason
>Manage to close the tab
>She takes the phone and gets out of the room
>Comes in 5 minutes later and asks me if that was "one of those mangas"
>"uhhhh yes"
>"We'll talk about this in the morning"
>Next morning, I wake up and get into the living room, ask her what she wanted to talk about
>"Uh, not now anon"
>"I thought so"
>never talk about it again

>>6660483
>Anon's mother is indoctrinated

>>6651782

So women can't be clowns?

>>6657818
>people physically hit their dogs

literal white trash

>>6660483
>>"I thought so"
kek

>>6654034
I'm mixed race and I still do this. I got random question marks from this but since I started so early and kept doing it people forgot what my curly hair looked like. Although maintaining it give me anxiety 24/7

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>>6661037
>mixed race
>straightens hair

Nigga you black.

>>6660483
>gfur
I so knew this picture came from /furry/

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>be me at 16
>starting to be ok with faggotry
>order loads of cute panties and socks and stuff from china
>gotta make sure to get the mail before mum does
>up early every day waiting for mail
>works out perfectly.
>wear the cute shit for 4chan. hide the pics i take
>hide panties
>very careful about it
>one day i order tail buttplug
>doesn't show up for months so i forget about it and assume its not coming
>one day mum hands it to me
>"here's your buttplug btw"
>go red
>no homo
>its for grill i swear
>"its ok son i found all your panties and stuff"
and that was the day i was no longer in closet
>don't really tell anyone im gay but they can all kinda tell because more feminine than their girlfriends
>set wallpapers as gay furry shit
>one day friend asks "whats with all the gay furry shit?"
>its cute senpai.
>"its gay"
>take out medium unflared chance
>slap him with it while laughing
>he sees this as me coming onto him but he's not cute so i tell him to get out of my house
i don't know where i was going with this im baked

>>6661490
>Ordering from China
See, that's where you went wrong.

>>6649403
Your mom should disown you , disgusting faggot

>>6658809
Fuck off filthy AIDS whore, josuke is straight

>>6661505
Nice meme. Now go to bed.

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>>6661490
>>"here's your buttplug btw"
Why did she open it? Or was it just labelled "BUTT PLUG"

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>>6661510
>Denying the filthy bromance between two trashy kids

>>6661500
i was broke wadaya want
>>6661517
it was shaped like a buttplug
or not quite but like.. if you squeezed the package and shit you could totally guess what was in there 100%

>>6651782
Sorry, but that last sentence made me laugh out loud.

>>6660796
no wonder why they reared a tranny

>Be me, 17 yo
>Been confused about being transgender for years
>Decide to finally do something
>Buy dress, wig, bra, etc
>Try it on, it feels awesome
>Start to pose in mirror
>Dad freaking walks in on me
>Twirl away ironically behind open closet door
>Dad tells me to 'come out'
>Shitting myself, but find this statement somewhat funny
>Stay still and tell him to not worry and leave me alone
>Dad gets mad and slams door
>Doesn't talk to me for days
>I have tried talking about it since, but chicken out
>Don't know how to talk about it to this day

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>>6660244
I think it'd be considered butch on most women. I could probably pull something off like this, though.

>>6661518
B-but they're just dudes bein' bros, Anon!

Bumperooni

>>6651908
>Get bitchslapped by her
>Takes me to church
Gee totally didn't see that one coming.

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>best friend at the last year of high school is bi and poly
>100% convinced I was a lesbian at that point but she also preaches to me the magic of staying noncommitted
>completely closeted though and parents expect me to find bf
>mess around with each other a few times
>months into it and she meets a guy and brings him into it
>mostly grossed out because the only experience I had with a guy was getting assaulted
>fucking chubby dudebro stereotype trying to get into my pants but whatever
>we all watch a movie at my house one day because parents didn't suspect shit about her
>dad asks guy jokingly if he's my boyfriend
>i say yeah casually because this is a one-in-a-lifetime opportunity to not look like a dyke
>friend completely focused on movie through the whole thing
>get cuddly with guy out of boredom and actually feel pretty comfortable
>jesus christ male arms are the shit
>ask friend if it's okay to mess around with him while he's in the bathroom
>'Well yeah he's not my guy or anything'
>follow him in there, shit happens
>guy's a good kisser
>he's a really good fucking kisser
>fast forward two weeks and we've been hanging out every other day because parents don't give a shit, done pretty much everything in the book
>he proposes to go exclusive
>jump at it
>a while into it and I notice my friend barely talks to me anymore
>don't confront her because I'm a puss but try to have more contact
>she doesn't act pissy but ignores me
>her blog's activity grinds to a halt so I can't find any clues there
>ask bf to talk to her since I thought that was a good idea
>according to him, she 'flipped out' and he left it at that
>try to get more info but get nothing from him
>try to talk to her, doesn't answer, give up on it
>realize when she said 'well he's not my guy or anything, 'she probably meant 'but you're my girl so don't do anything stupid'
>tfw satisfied with str8 relationship but missing puss and true friendship
>all her blog has nowadays is depressive/bitter shit

>>6667857
Link, senpai?

>>6667909
Did that just turn family, without the ily, into senpai?
senpai

>>6667918
That's pretty shitty, senpai

>>6667857
this is like the opposite of a coming out story but it's just as entertaining

>>6651845
My mom washed my mouth out with soap for swearing AND ACTUALLY HELPED ME WITH THE MAKEUP when I wanted to do drag for Halloween.
Just saying, the soap thing doesn't automatically make a parent an abusive psycho

>>6658230
Just go to a gay bar. Just walk in. You ain't gotta say shit.

>>6661714
How did your mum know what a butt plug was like? I'm 75% sure my mom would not identify a butt plug by feel alone, when still wrapped
>sloooooot

>>6667918
>youmustbenewhere.jpg

>>6674895
I just thought everyone else was into weeb shit

>>6674912
Well you're not wrong.

>>6674912
>>6674895
You're blowing my mind senpai

>be 13
>have suspected I'm gay for 2 years
>I actually lock my own doors and watch porn through proxies and clear my browser history
>never get caught
>eventually come out at 18 after dating a guy for 3 months like a sane human being

>>6661490
>take out medium unflared chance
>slap him with it while laughing
That's kinda weird anon...

But also...
>unflared
You a pussy ass bitch.

>>6675381
What sensual advantages would the flared chance actually present? I mean, if you can actually fit the head in, wouldn't the rest of the shaft be unsatisfyingly narrow?
>>6661490
What size Chance?

>>6675381
>>6675807
Sorry I'm new here. What is meant by flared/unflared and chance. I don't write get it so do explain.

What if you're anti-closeted, and your parents just don't believe you?

>tell parents I'm trans
>dad says it's a phase
>tfw was dysphoric during conversation

>tell parents I'm bi
>dad laughs and says I'm straight
>tfw masturbated furiously to gay porn a few hours prior

Oh well.

>>6679730
>shiteatinggrin.jpg
You've never shopped Bad Dragon? Welcome to your new addiction.

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>>6661490
>he sees this as me coming onto him but he's not cute so i tell him to get out of my house

I hope you regret that choice, if you think a qt 3.14 is going to knock on your door wanting your ass and dick instead a relationship, you are wrong, you should have tried it out with him.

>>6651713
Are us Bi's safe?

>>6653983
>no one knew I was a tranny throughout junior high & highschool


kek

bet u a fiver everyone knew but no one gave a shit

>>6675234
>through proxies
Wait what is that something someone should do

>>6649403
>Come out to friends as bi
>Have first contact with lgbt community
>Tell everyone I'm straight
Fuck every single one of you, I hope you keep feeding of each others mental illness until you die old and alone

>>6680770
You got a 50/50 chance

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>>6651782
you can be a fag AND a clown

>>6683502
Only if its illegal or your family has set up router based web tracking

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>>6649403
>In car with parents driving back to their house for the weekend
>Conservashit on radio
>Anti tranny
>Shills mgtow for a while
>Moves on to shill a book written by someone else on the radio
>The deconstruction of MANkind
>Says tell your kids no boobs for you
>Dad looks and says no boobs for you
>O-ok dad...


Another one from when I was younger
>Cutting steak
>Drop steak knife on pants
>That was close we almost had to start calling you Natalie

One more because fuck me

>Brother talks about how cool it would be to have a sister
>Parents say yeah Natalie why aren't you a girl
All of those happened to be on very dysphoric days

Do you think they somehow know?

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>Fell for my best friend in middle school
>Looked down on for multitudes of shit in school already so the risk of losing someone didn't phase me
>Slipped a full letter in his notebook during lunch
>Confronts me later and says he isn't interested, but he's still wonderful to me and compliments my stealth
>Leave town not long after that
>~10 years later go back to my hometown for New Years
>Lets me stay with him
>Same awesome guy I fell for
>We both took up martial arts, he's ripped and I'm super skinny
>Bottle of ice cold vodka between everyone, invites people in from a huge spontaneous storm and we have fun
>Talking all night about everything
>Conversation turns slightly sexual and I come right out with "could I?"
>Immediately knew what I was saying but thinks I'm drunk
>I was the only one who didn't drink
>He's so nervous he barely pulls three inches
>I am in heaven on the other hand
>Cums everywhere, my first time so it doesn't stay in the mouth
>I want more
>He finally reveals he can't do the gay thing cause he was abused by his relative as a kid
>Still have fun
>5 years or so later
>Meet up with him in my hometown for July 4th
>He's fat, has tons of kids and married at least twice
>Hasn't matured at all in the entire time, at least 25 now
>Still really nice to me
>Can barely look him in the face because it's my fault
>Says all kinds of racist stuff as humor, same as he did in middle school despite me still being brown
>Told him "You're lucky you're funny" when what I wanted to say was "You're lucky I love you"

>>6688739
They know

>mtf, just figuring it out
>go to high school semiformal stag because I really wanted to ask my friend, but he is kinda dudebro and was dating this goldigging bitch
>ultimate sadness
>purposefully do hair androgynously, wear super minimal makeup since I didn't want anyone to know I was wearing any
>in line for tickets, talking to female friend about makeup and skincare
>haha wow anon you know so much about makeup, its almost like you're a girl
>haha yeah almost
>ItHurts.png
>later on, chilling in courtyard with best friend and others
>all joking around, convo gets to how close we are
>"lol ya anon is best girlfriend ever"
>goes on to jokingly talk about how great a relationship with me would be, if only I was a girl
>i never asked for this
Never said anything to him about it, but I wish I had.

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story time

> be me
> around 5 or 6 i think
> have a star wars poster in my bedroom
> write about how attracted i was to obi-wan kenobi
> literally write so many stupid ass notes about how i wanted to "sex him" and shit
> hide them in my pillowcase
> not only is anon gay
> he's also
> re
> tarded

ok so fast forward around a week or so
> mom cleans my bed and finds the notes in pillowcase
> shows my dad
(a sidenote, my mom is a southern christian and my dad was a straight-edge marine. both of them are very black and VERY homophobic)
> dad literally takes me into his bedroom
> takes his longest leather belt
> whips my tiny black ass for a solid half hour
> "IM NOT RAISING A FAG"
> mom's in hysterics at this point
> afterwards dad threw all of my posters and male action figures away.

and that was the last time i ever stepped foot outside of my proverbially iron closet (pic related)

looking back on it i think it's funny how stupid past me was, and i don't really think that much of the incident, but i still feel like i harbor some emotional baggage about it. i still question wether or not i consider it traumatic.

>>6689077
also every so often when my dad sees a "flamboyant" or obviously open gay person he makes some snide joke about how "his father must cry himself to sleep at night".

your son does the same thing, pops

I think I got some, in no particular order:

>Be senior in High School
>Lunch period, eating with a group of friends and best friend
>Been subtly hinting that there was something I wanted to tell my best friend but was too scared to for a couple of weeks.
>He picked up on it hard and asked me during that lunch what it was.
>Told him I wasn't in the right mindset to say it yet and to not worry about it.
>He called me out on it, since we made a rule on not hiding shit from each other no matter how bad it was.
>Keep insisting on not telling him and saying I will eventually.
>Says, "I bet I know what it is."
>Me, "Yeah, and I'm sure I know what you're thinking it is but it ain't that.. trust me."
>"What am I thinking then?"
>"You think I'm gay.."
>Without skipping a fucking beat and smirks, "No, you're trans."
>Look away saying "No.. now drop it"
>Heart was racing cause fucker hit it right on the head.

I asked him, after I came out to him, as to how he knew and he said it was because he had a dream that after we had returned from our first year of college (we're going to separate school's) I was full on female. And, because it didn't phase him at all when he woke up he straight up knew it was because I was trans and that was who I really was anyway.

Another:
>Be 5 months hrt and 1 year therapy at this point
>Apart from therapist and doctor, not out to anyone other than best friend and Uncle.
>Shitty weekend
>Dad's off of work and when he's off he drinks a lot
>Becomes a complete asshole that doesn't know when to shut up or when to know he's gone too far.
>Convinced himself he's worse sober (cause he doesn't remember any of the shit he does or says drunk) so he gets hammered whenever the opportunity allows.
>Starts talking about some random bullshit and eventually tangents off to my first roommate in college.

(Continues)

(Continued)

>First roommate was another transgirl who happened to be one of THE most repulsive individuals I had ever met irl.
>She had no idea what personal hygiene was and never showered, brushed teeth, washed hands, brushed hair, changed clothes, washed clothes, or anything related.
>Incredibly inconsiderate person, kept me up every fucking night playing videogames despite having areas in our dorm where she could've gone off to at night and despite how many times I asked her to be quiet cause I had an AM class and wanted to sleep.
>Never left the room apart from getting food or to shit (stopped going to all classes after third week).
>Complained about her whenever I got the chance cause I needed to vent my frustrations to people.
>Dad got to hear the stories plenty of time either directly or indirectly.
>He grew to absolutely despise her
>but not because of her being a vile person because she was transgender
>Convinced she was only that fucking disgusting because she was transgender
>Despises all transgender people because of that despite only ever meeting the one irl.
Enough exposition
>He ends up going on some tirade on how freakish and evil trans people are and how they're the worse entity to ever walk the earth.
>Says he wouldn't hesitate to chop a trans woman's dick off.
>Continues the hate and complaining about how he "needs to conform to their bullshit" and he feels it's entirely unfair and that they should conform to normal society.
>Then says, "And, if those FREAKS are so fucking "confused" why don't they do the rest of the world the favor of fucking [killing] themselves.. the fucking freaks."
>Says some other shit none of which was really notable beyond "and you wanna talk about some fucking "identity crisis" I have a larger identity crisis getting up every morning than those fucking miscreants could ever convince themselves of having!"

(Continues)

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>>6689117
>>6689123

That night really churned my stomach and was the only time a "social" situation ever brought me to vomiting. But, to be at all honest, I can't wait to tell him.. cause I think it'd be the most entertaining things and the biggest "fuck you" I could ever throw at him.

Also
>mfw he was going on his entire bullshit spiel.

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>>6689077
At least you were gay for the best prequel character. At least I hope it was the prequels.

>>6688739
>>That was close we almost had to start calling you Natalie
kek

>>6667918
you know it senpai

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>>6688739
>That was close we almost had to start calling you Natalie
>Natalie !!x30Ne50mnPD

>>6689207
>implying obi-wan isn't hot in all of the movies

>>6690533
Yes my dead name is Nathan

And I really liked the name Natalie so I chose that for my new name

It's just a coincidence desu

>middle school join SPORTS
>cause future lesbian and athletic
>but not softball
>that's be too obvious
>track and basketball main sports, sometimes soccer and volleyball or tennis
>do a good job of not gaying out in lockerrooms
>but damn do straight girls do some gay shit
>massages
>i didn't ask for this but it'd be weird to refuse right?
>joke around about titties
>a couple girls straight up feel me up joking about my tits one day
>face red as hell, can't even talk
>AWE SHe'S BLUSHIGN
>wtf is this am i gay is she gay what is going on
>nothing more said on it
>ass slaps, no biggie
>shower after optional
>usually don't
>sometimes do if going to friends and not home and sweating bad
>shower with some girls and she braids my hair after
>end up super bonded
>can't betray a bitch who saw helped me after my ankles busted out on me
>or who I saw power through such a hard run she vomited after
>or who we killed those other bitches and made it to district with
>or patched up my wrist every day for a month when I couldn't
>no catty shit within the team
>talking about boys
>oh fuck should i date a guy already it's fucking 10th grade
>what is wrong with me
>guys had asked me out
>usually said nah as most were slutty dudes dating other girls in the team
>new older head quarterback guy likes me
>hmmm...would normally say no
>but he's new so no drama
>all the other girls say he's hot and funny
>he is funny, we do get along as friends
>he does like me
>so sure let's date
>dude and I date
>don't kiss him till after a month
>no tongue till after a semester
>barely touch if I can help it
>find out he's cheating on me
>honestly not hurt or surprised
>but we gotta break up
>he directly asks me if we were ever gonna fuck
>naah
>why not
>idk, don't wanna
>best friends on teams calling him a pig for cheating on me and pressuring me for sex
>honestly i don't care and feel nothing

kinda continued like that till almost senior yeah, finally came out, girls were mostly cool with it

>>6694959
Cute story desu. Did pig guy have any idea that you were lesbian?

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>>6694959
So you held a guy by the balls for a year without telling him that even though you dated him you were a lesbian and you still wonder why he cheated? Oookay.
This is a story of two huge dicks meeting and this is not even a yaoi.

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>>6680935
probably.

>>6698825
>honestly not even hurt or surprised
Did you even read her post?

>>6698825
I said I wasn't surprised or hurt?

But it'd be some obvious bullshit if I stayed with a guy knowing he was cheating.

I was actually surprised he lasted a semester without cheating.

>>6698574
He said after I came out that he knew it. But he never hinted at anything like that and tried to get back together between break up and my outing. So idk.

Plus a lot of his friends tried getting with me after break up. So I don't think he was telling them I was a dyke or whatever.

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>>6698880
That's what I meant. Nobody gave a fuck about the other one in that "relationship" and the whole thing could have been ended any time by 2 fucking sentences. What part of my post was incorrect?
>>6698970
Sorry if it came off as if I meant surprised. I meant it in the way of "what did you expect to happen?"

>>6698975
Oh I mean I fully did expect him to break up with me after a few weeks. Idk why it lasted so long. We got along as friends so chill. I think he was just new and wanted a hot gf to brag about. I wanted a boyfriend to feel normal. I wasn't fully out. I knew I liked girls but thought it wasn't that gay and that I'd grow up and learn to like boys eventually.

Id thought of breaking up with him since day one but I'd have to have a reason besides "not attracted to you despite you looking like a football boy band member that every girl in my school likes"

It was high school though. Nothing serious. He wasn't hurt by it all. We remain in that vague facebook friend zone now where it's been years and we'll comment a little on each others shit every now and then and if the groups are all hanging out it's no issue.

Main shock to me was how many girl friends were cool after it. But some were out as bi, though they dated guys only. Still lost some friends but it happens.

>>6667857

>yfw if you told your parents this story they would pray a rosary in thanks

>>6698975
I don't understand what the big deal is. High school relationships tend to be full of people using people, trying things out, getting dating exp, just trying to fuck... it's not like she was doing something harmful to him. It's not really fair to say she turned him into a cheater, because everyone faces that choice: to get laid where possible or stay committed. Just because one person isn't putting out doesn't make it okay. The reason why is irrelevant, unless he asked her (which would be kinda rude) and she straight up lied (which, in a largely homophobic world, is understandable half the time anyway).
I think people iin general should be more tolerant of cheating anyway, except in the case of serial cheating.

>>6702210
Don't get me wrong, if you hurt someone by cheating, you hurt someone, but most people have this attitude that cheaters are inherently bad people, like rapists or something. I think everyone deserves a second chance, to prove that they can change and be a better person.
Besides, I don't understand why monogamy is so damn important to people. Lots of people have walked out of my life, and they should be free to do so. If I made them happy, they would stay. If I don't, they should be with someone who does.

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>be me at 16, alone at home
>have condoms that i stole from sisters room few days ago, go to dad's workshop
>get screwdriver, put condom on it
>run upstairs, put condom on cock, spit on screwdriver, prepare to insert
>put on some porn, left monitor has a twink getting gangbanged by black dudes
>right monitor has another twink getting spitroasted by a bunch of old masc white dudes
>turn up the volume on speakers to 80%
>have ass hanging out on chair, both legs and feet on desk spread eagle'd
>start fucking myself, almost cum 50 secs in when black guys start choking the twink
>hold it in, continue to fuck myself
>after about 6 minutes, decide to cum since family is coming home within 30min
>finish quickly, leave videos running, take a shit, throw condoms away
>put screwdriver back
>run back to my room, finally close the two porn videos
>open sisters door to get more condoms
>"anon what the fuck were you doing and why are you naked"
>instantly freeze
>"anon you're scaring me"
>slowly back out, close the door, and run back to my room

My sister never told my parents that story and I'm pretty sure she heard the gay porn blaring from the speakers.

>18
>still closeted because my mum is christian enough to dislike gays
I'll probably come out if I somehow get in some weird situation where I have to, or I'll just wait until I move out (whenever that is)

>>6675381
not a pussy man
unflared just looks more aesthetic senpai
>>6675807
medium
>>6680654
no im not gonna try a relationship with someone i know isn't my type at all
in both looks and personality.
hell
nah

>dad and I are pretty distant, but we talk by phone once a week or so
>couple of weeks before, he told me he will go on a trip, but I forgot
>have a bf
>bf and I go our separate ways after a date
>about to text him to ask if he got home alright since we were pretty buzzed
>get a text
>"Got there in one piece."
>drunk, assume it's my bf, respond
>"Hey telepath, I was literally just texting you. Sleep tight <3"
>he doesn't respond
>realize it's my dad
>sit in fear for weeks thinking he knows something's up
>we never talked about it, everything is normal
>bf gives me hepatitis

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>mom jokes I should 'rent out' my womb to my gay friends
>mfw closet trans

Not really a coming out story, but...

>male, bi now, "straight" at the time
>shopping with mom
>see a big red bow
>mention I might want to buy it for a Halloween costume
>she asks what kind of Halloween costume would need a big red bow
>Sailor Moon
>"I don't think your father would be okay with that."
This was before I was even secretly bi, I just really thought it would be funny to do the Sailor Bubba thing.

>>6688835
Ugh, that brings back memories.
>fell for friend in junior high
>told him straight up
>not interested, but cool with it
>allows me to cuddle with him
>one time he kisses me on a dare
>admits it's "not that bad"
>now we're cuddling and kissing occasionally, but "nothing gay"
>ask him one time if he gets hard when we kiss
>sheepishly admits that it has happened before, saying "you make me feel like I'm gay, but I'm not"
>gets a girlfriend
>everyone, including the girl, talks about how much she looks like me
>time passes
>he looks the same, but became so boring as an adult that I severed all contact
Sigh.

>>6703317
aww
that sucks
never had anything like that. all my friends where anti gay as fuck. even the cute ones. so i kept my powerlevel hidden from them all
i swear one was secretly gay too though but whatever

>>6702224
Lel great story. I almost lost a screwdriver up my ass once

>>6703294
Sailor Moon awakened things in me I could not yet understand.

>>6702224
>has own computer with dual monitors at 16
jesus

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>>6707345
I did from 17 too, up to this day. It's not a big deal. Also one of my monitors is assorted and repaired, so it doesn't require you to be a plutocrat billionare.

>>6707433
i never had my own computer until i went to college

>>6649403
>Be me. Like 12-13.
>Starts looking at porn online
>Parents catch on because what even is browser history, but they dont know which of thier 3 sons is a faggot who looks at dad/son porn
>Stops using the computer for porn because too scared.
>Draws own porn to fap to, but too autistic to just hide it
>Instead draws new porn every time i fap.
>rips hand drawn porn into tiny pieces and then flushes down the toilet afterwards every time.
>continues for several years
>am now good at drawing cocks

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>>6707443
We had our first 200MHz one with 64 megs of ram at 2001. Probably had one before it, but that's how long my memory can reach. I have seen up to date news of 9/11 on that rig. I feel lucky that my dad got into games then big time. I remember how how a few years ago I got Far Cry and when I went to my grandparents' place for 2 days he fucking finished it from 10%
>picture related, the remains of his golden age
But yeah, this is just nostalgia and offtopic banter, so polite sage

>>6707482
do you draw any furry? they draw the best cocks. would love to see a sample.

>>6707680
How did you know about my yiff skills. I drew this about 6 or 7 years ago. I was 17 or 18. Since then have done art school and stuff and stopped drawing porn and furries altogether.

Also to find this i had to look through old sketchbooks and come to terms with the fact that i was the cringiest weaboo. And that my old drawings are much worse than i remember. So thanks for that.

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>>6707793
>Tfw forgot my image

>>6707793
>>6707797
that's actually really good!
yeah, I cringe like crazy when I read my old writing. I had so much angst to process.

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>>6707845
Yeah i still see a couple things wrong with it though. Plus i cherry picked one that wasn't awful. My stuff now is much better, but It's normie stuff so i can put it in my portfolio. These two pages are the cringiest of my SFW old stuff. Enjoy.

>>6707929
Post something good up-to-date stuff please. Add some difference in photoshop, like contrast and saturation adjusts so we can't search you back.

>>6707929
I mean I know next to nothing about drawing, but it looks good to me. you can draw anthros better than people, so...
anyway, yeah that's kind of cringey, but what teenager's creative products aren't?

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>>6707943
Here you go :)

>>6707950
True

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>>6708008
put a bird on it!

>>6660796
Why is the current generation so adverse to discipline?

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>>6708008
That's pretty!

And a story from like 2 years ago
>created torrent account
>uploaded 24/7 for 4 months
>have terabytes of upload, few hundred gigs of downloads, so ratio is absolutely great
>classmates ask if they can borrow it
>sure, why not, you could not nuke it in 2 weeks of continuous download
>I gave it to two or three people
>two days pass
>I just remembered. Fuck.
>there was a bunch of gay porn in the download history
>button to bring it up is in the middle of the main page
>mfw they didn't find it in 2 weeks of use

>>6707443
> being a poorfag
Me and all of my friends had their own computers since we were like 12

>>6674746
My mom washed my mouth out with soap, and then as we were at a friends house getting ready for halloween made a big deal about how weird it was that she was putting makeup on her son. It was fucking vampire makeup, not even girl makeup. She used to do girly stuff with me all the time a few years before.

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>>6708176
wow

>>6708130
because that's not the correct way to train a dog is why i made that comment


that's literally nigger tier to hit your dog

>>6708358
I mean, there are different levels of hitting your dog. It's one thing rap your dog on the nose with your index finger or once or twice on the bum with a newspaper, and another thing to actually injure the thing. And always correct with timing. You beat your dog when you discover a pile of shit long after the fact, it's not gonna do anything but confuse the fuck out of the dog and hurt it.

>>6679820
Same man. I've been dating my girl for a year and a half now, my mom won't believe me. She says I "fell into homosexuality" and that this is a "relationship of convenience." It's been over a year since she found out, and she still won't acknowledge our relationship or our life. My girl can't come to any family functions, I can't talk about her or our house, pets, or plans even though no one else in the family cares. My mom just completely clams up and walks away.

When I had first come out, I had needed to make a few appointments (she still pays my dental and shit) so I texted her to ask her if it was still okay for me to make them or if she didn't want to pay for my medical expenses anymore since I was gay.

She texted back "you're not gay." And didn't talk to me for two weeks.

She'll come around eventually. Or she'll disown me for good when she finds out I'm a tranny. I know she'll blame the gf (she's cis but 6'1 and very manly).

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>>6689077
No, you were not stupid as a kid. That's what kids do. Every kid has sexual thoughts, they're the purest thoughts ever.
I used to have these Action Man figures, two buff dudes. I used to color their lips red or purple with cryons and make them kiss and "sex eachother". I didn't even know what sexuality was or gender identity or anything. I just remember that I did that stuff and it was all real and pure, because I had no knowledge or what all that stuff even meant. Now I know that I'm a bisexual fag of neither gender identity.
It's those little and innocent things that kids do, man...

>move to new town for job, have no connections
>hit up a guy I knew from HS that usually did some shady crap
>he tells me to meet him at his house
>opens the door, holy shit he went from an autistic hoodie-wearing edgelord to a 7/10
>a few people ranging from teens to late 20s are there, some totally spaced out while others are watching tv
>light up and start small talk about the city etc, talk about what college we went to etc (apparently he's working towards a Pharm.D)
>ask him what he spends the money he earns from slinging dope on (it's a nice terraced house, not too fancy but still decent)
>that reminded him to check on the shipping status or something of an item he ordered
>he pulls out his phone, opens the browser and the first thing I see is
>(PayPal) -$390.00 BAD-DRAGON.COM
>I'm choking tears, he knows I know
>"I-it's not gay if you don't take the knot!" (I can't hold it back anymore)
>gives me the death stare, turns around but everyone in the room is too faded to notice anything
>we do more weed, 25c and watch tv, at this point everyone's already left
>he's visibly uncomfortable and fidgety
>"How do you know about dragon dildos?"
>"I own one"
>we start cuddling at some point (common on stims even for non-homos)
>he tells me he can't do this because it feels different than it usually does(??)
>fuck it, dat NBONGO euphoria+confidence, tell him that it's okay
>we kiss and grind a bit
>he literally jizzes through his tracksuit
>that's when we witnessed the famed 25-C orgasms
>fool around with him a bit, we both had no experience with guys prior to that
>get discount weed, trammies, xannies and nbongos AND casual sex

I don't know where I'm going with this, but it still lasts and is p good.

>>6707345
Ive had two since i was like 14

>>6707345
I got a brand new computer for my 9th birthday. I live in eastern Europe.

>poorfags

>>6698825
it's a lesbo roastie cunt, what can you expect

I know it's an incredibly /r9k/ thing, but lesbos are the roasties of the gay world, they live life on easy mode. They'll never know what true gay suffering is like

>>6708941
>"i'm more oppressed than you!"

>>6709056
but that's the truth

lesbians can pretty much eat their disgusting muffins out on the street in front of everyone and no one will care
i kiss a guy on the lips in a park and everyone stares at us

lesbos are cunts, fittingly

>>6661490
I kind of wish this would happen so I didn't have to bring it up and she would just find out. I have problems.

>>6662086
He knows you're experimenting at least. No point in trying to hide it anymore. Just tell him what you feel. I know its harder than it sounds.

>>6710089
well just make it obvious but dont directly talk about it

>>6708760
I am so fucking jelly. I hate you.

>>6708760
What the fuck is a nbongo

I thought you were talking about obama at first