/MTFG/: transwoman general 11

Mercury are you a chaser

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>>6640746
no
type mainz gladius 4 lyfe

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>>6640739

i just accidentally tweezed my eyebrows into a really cute shape lol
also, poll answer = c

Someday I'm gonna be 1/2 latina 1/2 west african and you can't stop me

>>6640739
BLOG #1

I really need facial surgery. Even if I can't afford ffs soon, I might just get a nose job because this is killing me.
Also I was gonna go out girl mode tonight and go dancing, but I decided I'm gonna stay in under a blanket on the couch on account of being a man

also poll answer (c)

c) attracted to anyone who isn't a cunt

>>6640769
that one

>>6640747
I know, but they're on the higher end of that variation I guess, idk one of them even used to get made fun of by a teacher for having big feet so there is something to it even though I had always thought their feet were fine

>>6640750
Yeah, they have a little bit of facial hair and their voice is kind of andro so it happens, though they're pretty short so most people lean girl, or mid puberty boy. But they seem happy where they're at so I see it as "passing"

>>6640755
Okay I see what you mean

>>6640762
i'm trying to decide if i want to chase rachel desu; otherwise, no, i wouldn't consider myself a chaser, i do enjoy joking about it, but i think i'd generally prefer to be with a cis person?
idk, i'm open minded, but *trans isn't one of the qualities i specifically like/dislike,
>>6640766
lmao
okay see, like what do you mean, you want to have that ethnic heritige/background? or you just want to look like that? bc race is more than appearance, which is why one can't really transition or change races; "race" has alot more to deal with lived in experience, specifically how other people deal with or relate to you and how the world sees you.

>>6640764
post pics
i can't change my eyebrow shape anymore and it makes me sad
>>6640768
now see a rhinoplasty is easier to afford, and easier to get in general; thats a better goal; also you have a beautiful face desu
>>6640771
i know like 3 different cis women (two white, one black) who are 5'7"~5'9" and all of them wear a size 11 shoe; lol
whats more important is PROPORTIONS, you can have big/bigger feet w/o looking like a clown

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b) is for bananas :)
Tonight is a great night to have autism btw

>>6640776
No I mean like agp for race
Purely aesthetic. Because culture is filled with lies
and the devil is in the detail o_O

>>6640776

i'll post pics when i put product on themmm. i seriously want to dye my hair brown already. i'm so pressed by the shade it is rn lol

>>6640776
>but i think i'd generally prefer to be with a cis person?
depends on your level of crazy. I definitely couldn't handle anything else.

I'm gonna do some research see who's the good around europe

also
>you have a beautiful face desu
CAN YOU FUCKING NOT

It was fun talking to you lovely ladies, nighty
>At almost 6am
>someone help me ( ་ ⍸ ་ )

>>6640776
Okay I see what you mean

>went to bed at 1:30
>woke up at 5:30
that's cool. I wanted to be tired all day anyway.

>>6640739
>POLL
B ish

>>6640786
>>i'll post pics when i put product on themmm
lmao

when is the appointment??????????
>>6640785
hmmmmmm
yeah i mean thats possible i guess, idk
>>6640788
yeah, you get it! also good night!!

>>6640795

they're all blonde and mixed shades of color cause i need to bleach them lmao!! that's why.
also, girl... i haven't even made the appointment yet. i'm gonna call on monday. i need it done. like now

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>>6640787
>CAN YOU FUCKING NOT
why can't i talk about your beautiful womanly model-tier face?
its very old-school beauty, it gives me "classic hollywood" vibes
(im laying it on thicke, but i'm not being sarcastic or joking; your face is ridiculously aesthetic

>depends on your level of crazy. I definitely couldn't handle anything else.
now see, i feel like this is SUCH an asinine thing. like, obviously being trans has its own set of problems, but, all trans people aren't crazy or w/e and its so ridiculous to imply that being with a cis person is easier JUST because they're cis, in fact, its probably EASIER being with a transgender person, because they know more about themselves, at least enough to have discovered a fundamental flaw that they're working to correct, whereas a cis person isn't or hasn't had a need to be as introspective.
there are issues that occur or spring up as a result of being trans, but i still dont think its ideal to just spread that across all trannies, like jam on bread.

for me personally, i like people who have different experiences than my own, but we still have some commonalities, that could be any wealth of things though. I also like complex people. But i dont see transness as a "quality" as much as an innate part of a persons being, so i mean idk

obviously basic, only part of that is actually directed at you, so maybe this was a blog post, lmao
>>6640801
>i haven't even made the appointment yet
edith........................
..................................................................
why can't you call later today?

>>6640805

she doesn't work at the location near me on friday's usualllllyyyyy so ya. i'm just gonna message her on fb and be like 'HELP ME' AHAHAHAH

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>>6640739
>Poll
A.
>Blog
>tfw your gf gets upset
>tfw she thinks she's not good enough for you
>tfw it's so hard to get her to see even a little of what you see in her
>tfw you know you put her through the same thing

>>6640808
ohhhh, okok
yah u should get to her asap, lmao

also, i mean if ur about to get it dyed do you really need to bleach ur eyebrows?
you could just cover them, no?
.............i feel like that may be a stupid question though idk

>>6640739
i'll take you up on that offer i guess

i just feel like shit every day, all the time
even if i'm out with my friend having Fun™, there's always something that i'll notice about myself that day that'll put me in a downward spiral and i can't seem to help it
pretty sure i need brain meds
and i haven't been taking my weight loss meds properly, just taking 5 or 6 at once every few days

>>6640813

~there are no stupid questions~
my hair is naturally jet black, and i usually have lighter brown, or taupe eyebrows, so. they always need to be bleached a lil bit.
if she can't do my hair soon tho, then i am tbqfh

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>>6640818
The need for frequent chemical vacations from intolerable selfhood and repulsive surroundings will undoubtedly remain. What is needed is a new drug which will relieve and console our suffering species without doing more harm in the long run than it does good in the short.”
― Aldous Huxley, The Doors of Perception & Heaven and Hell

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>>6640824
thanks /lit/

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Tfw I might've taken 2 morning doses and I am just remembering my evening dose at 3 am

>tfw cant beat mercury to making a new thread because she has an autistic compulsion to be on 24/7

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>>6640830
you sound like a salty beta faggot.
sometimes i just hang around long enough to make the new threads bc i want to.

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>>6640828
I don't even read that much I just like psychs. I went on a hike yesterday and I couldn't enjoy any part of it (except imagining jumping off) until I started drinking. Idk if that's the best way to deal with depression but I'm too overwhelmed to confront shit atm idk where to start so lets get fucked up

>>6640831
You threw as many forced insults into that post as you could huh?

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This is a shit post,

>>6640805
But this is not allowed though. It's just not

I guess I mean that in more of a personal sense than a general one. Even when I talk to friends, seeing their dysphoria and depression makes me feel dysphoric and depressed.
And I guess as well, I'm so consumed by being Trans and transitioning. Everything I do or say relates back to it. I need to have some balance there that has no connection to ground me.
This is more of an introspective thing. I'm talking about my own level or crazy and early tranny feels. I'm sure in a few years I'll forget and think I'm a cis girl but for now my crazy is overwhelming and intense and obsessive.
But for me, cis suits me fine. Someone who can pull me back.

TL;DR I'm the crazy tranny I was referring to

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Tfw one day closer to death

>>6640834

Is that painting intentionally spooky?

i need at least one (You), two if possible

please senpais

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>>6640838
who cares? idk.

>>6640838
probably

i love how subtly spooky it is really, it's awesome

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>>6640840
Yr in luck I'm shitpostin like hell
(you)
9

Is it normal to get headaches in hrt? I never had them before.

>>6640840
>>6640840
Have two in one.

>>6640840
free of charge

>>6640836
Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

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shit posts until i'm tired ya hear?

>>6640843
>>6640845
>>6640845
>>6640846
thank you so much allow me to return the favor

>>6640840
https://youtu.be/t5zQ8xrOo3E
thats two
>>6640835
i can do what i WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao

oh, yeah i know you meant in a personal sense, i just wanted to express my thoughts in general bc i've noticed a few people make the same remark/statement in the last few days and i had been thinking about it.

but yah i do see what you mean though......maybe in your case, its not even a "tranny" matter, but specifically a 'recently transitioning' matter-?
idk
because like you said, in a few years you probably wont have these issues, and then....
i mean they basically become (close to) irrelevant lol

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>>6640849
oh thanks yr too kind :)

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goof morning fempaitachi

ANOTHER INSECURE STRAWPOLL (can this count as one of my blogs since it's annoying and insecure like all my blogs?)

http://www.strawpoll.me/10861987

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>>6640854
context?

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>>6640847
I used to have a floyd tshirt for every day of the week. It pisses me off when I see fucking college kids where them though. Idk why. I just sleep and get sweaty in them. Like who's gonna be like omg I love pink floyd too! This ain't 6th grade.

>>6640855
oh I was arguing with a bunch of ppl mostly charlotte and anons about how chara was cool and i liked her

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>>6640853
Hi Oldfag ältere :)
wassup?

>>6640857
that is to say, you were going on about how you were in love with her

>>6640851
It'll all be OK when I stop looking like a Greek hulk Hogan

>>6640855
>asking for context
>on mtfg
mein führer pls

>>6640853
but it's 3:23 in freedomland

>>6640856
I used to have about 4
problem is they're all in mens sizes and look like shit on me lol

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>>6640860
............................................................

>>6640865
me 2. I don't have that many well fitting clothes atm. Hard to hide the tits and hard to show em off too.

>>6640853
I thought the three blog thing was more of a maximum than a minimum

>>6640853
hello
i don't feel best mood :c

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>>6640857
oh.
free advice: just dont care what people on the internet think about you.

>>6640858
I just got up, and I havent had my cappuccino yet, which means I am not myself. upside: idk yet if it will be a good or a bad day, cause brain runs on liw capacity
how are you?

>>6640861
good point. But I was curious.

>>6640862
you know why I REALLY hate west coast?

>>6640868
context? I just said hi :(

>>6640870
awww, still? ;~;
do you know why?

>>6640867
bb, are you me?

>>6640872
>>6640854
Context is I'm retarded and that was meant for someone else
Also, hello

>>6640870
Hi Carol!
I got banned for diaper posting :/

>>6640872
west coast is shit i know that
but tell me anyway
(i live in the southwest anyway)

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Should I start playing Magic again ?

i hope trump bombs china
remove mei

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UXircX3VdM

>>6640866
R I P

>>6640872
Well after feeling meh last night then around 5 am i had lots of energy and felt motivated enough to clean my room my room but no one cares really or thinks its clean and now i have to change the bedding and can't get motivated enough to do so

>>6640872
I don't matter :)
Do you drink 2 shots usually? Any added flavors? What kind of coffee (Not that I know coffee) I wish I was a barista again
>>6640873
probably. archetypes run wild ;)

>>6640879
Idk if I like this or Meddle more. I still haven't listened to all of more yet :/

>>6640868
>>6640874
i know, hence why i said that since one strawpoll is roughly equivalent to one blogpost

now i have two left

>>6640872
well yeah, that's the dream desu

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I should go to the pool but I am feeling all lazy.

>>6640877
no it's a waste of money.

>>6640885
not shine on you crazy diamond

whole wish you were here album

soooo good

have you heard the whole album?

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mtfg, if you were like me in the sense that you're not stealth, but you don't really talk about being trans too often, what would you do if people were saying ignorant shit about trans women around you?
this has happened a number of times in the last couple of years, from the bruce jenner jokes to the "my tattoo artist is a tranny and as long as he doesn't hit on me i'm fine" conversations, and i really thought i'd be the kind of person to speak up about it, but tbqh i rarely ever have. is that a bad thing?

>>6640883
>probably
aight you're gonna have to fill out a survey
>favourite album
>favourite game
>favourite drink
>favourite programming language

btw if you can't answer the last one you basically aren't even trutrans(tm)

>>6640842

The terrain reminds me of zdzisław beksiński. It's just got a veneer of greenery so it doesn't look immediately horrifying.

>>6640893
>favourite album
actually I just realised if I went to fill that out there's no way in hell I'd end up with less than 5, so like let's make it favourite album(s)

>>6640893
just taking educated guesses here

dark side of the moon or village green preservation society

no clue

vodka

lisp

>>6640891
Idk if people are saying that shit around you, you're probably pretty stealth lmao
But I don't think it's a bad thing. You don't have a responsibility to put yourself under fire. You're not an ambassador.
It's not like you'll change any of their opinions of Trans people anyway, they'll just call you a butthurt tranny.

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>>6640876
Ive friends there, but its so far away, we cant even play cs together properly cause of super high ping :c
eastcoast is at least playable at like 120ping, but like 200 is too much

>>6640882
awww ;~;

>>6640891
no. we have no obligation to other trannies. its a condition, not a big family. I dont say anything either, mostly cause I dont actually care.

>>6640883
Ive no idea about anything. I just sit down at my desk, and then my bf brings me cappuccino ;-;

>>6640893
w8 no vodka is just nice and cheap

umm

vodka with bailey's in it kek

>>6640890
yes I've listened to everything by pink floyd except for one studio album and probably some live ones.
>>6640893
>Lateralus
>Hide and seek
>Lemon Drops
>idk :(
>>6640891
If it offends you then maybe you should assert yrself and correct the behavior. Idk if it's random strangers passing by then maybe not but in a party situation where you might see them again maybe just say hey just chill theyre human just like you

>>6640891
yep, you're a beta coward desu

>>6640900
>awww ;~;

today is bad day for carol :c
>not a big family

b-but you are my mummy ;~;

>>6640891
Either ignore it, or subtly help them see what they are saying is wrong.

I usually just ask them why they feel they way they do, they usually just come to the conclusion that they are being kinda mean/wrong themselves.

Definitely don't start an argument though.

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>>6640899

i mean it in the sense that i pass to most people, but i'm not unclockable or anything.
it's just happened a lot and i started thinking about how i barely ever say anything and i almost feel bad about it. idk.

>>6640900
>>6640903

i guess so. idk lol
i've had instances where i've gone to trans bars and LGBT parties and everyone just thought i was a lesbian or a cis girl with her friends. and in a sense i'm happy with that, but on the other like...i've heard so many shitty things from people, and bad jokes. and i'm just like yknow, i'm the same thing. idk

>>6640904
>>6640911

._. rip
i guess i should say something or other. it's just always a surprise to me because i assume everyone knows, and then they do something that indicates they clearly don't know and i'm in this weird andro limbo feeling like pic related

>>6640895
You gonna do the survey? :)
>>6640890
I'm actually just starting it now
>>6640902
That's heavy duty. Bleh I'm taking a break from harder alcohol for now

>>6640900
If you don't drink cappuccino your day can't get bad because your brain doesn't function, ever thought about that.

why does pulling out hair feel so gooooooooood

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>tfw no martial arts bf with glasses

>>6640917
My older sister has that problem too, she's almost made part of her head bald from it.

I almost hurled just now from thinking of people's reactions to me coming out.
>>6640913
It depends on how sjw you are but if something hurts yr feelings and it's wrong it's yr responsibility to stomp it down right there.

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>>6640913
>.i've heard so many shitty things from people, and bad jokes. and i'm just like yknow, i'm the same thing. idk

does that bother you?
Idk maybe I am too self hating, but everytime someone says trannies are bat shit insane I just quietly think 'oh you have no idea, would be funny if you knew how bad things really are'
the funniest thing was this guy in uni about a year ago, making fun of fruity faggots and how weird people nowadays are and what you can do nowadays (like you can even change your gender, SO CRAZY RIGHT?) all the while he was visibly sad that I have a bf. I actually enjoyed that a lot.


>>6640906
I didnt adopt you cause we re both trannies tho, I adopted you cause I like you a lot.

>>6640916
>ever thought about that.
yes, Idk why, but without cappuccino, my days go bad a few hours after getting up, and Idk why ;_;

>>6640918
>the way his shoulder instinctively twitches after he does the one-inch-shove

>>6640893
>>6640914
o-okay

>favourite album
fuck
no particular order
muswell hillbillies, arthur, meddle, wish you were here, dark side of the moon, the wall, paranoid, heaven and hell, led zeppelin III, houses of the holy, in utero, meat puppets II, people that can eat people (etc etc), knife man
for fuck's sake this is way too much
basically I listen to dad rock and AJJ for some reason

>favourite game
fallout new vegas

>favourite drink
anything with a nice vodka in it
nicest vodka I've ever had is finlandia, and I've had wayyyyy more expensive vodkas before (eg belvedere and grey goose)
had a white russian with dinner and my god I think I'm in love

>favourite programming language
D, scheme, C

p-pls no bully

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>>6640918
that's pretty hot.
>>6640917
I first learned that feel on mushrooms and I didn't realize what I was doing omg I'm glad I caught myself

>>6640923
>tfw Sophie likes you a lot

i feel happy :D

I like you lots too :'D
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

>>6640923
you should adopt chara :3 that would be so cute

>>6640886
Huh, it was phrased in such a way that it sounded like you had a quota to fill
>>6640891
I dunno, I'd probably be too awkward to work up the nerve...
Both options make sense in different ways I think

>>6640913
It's not your job. You don't have to take it on yourself to be a trans* defender. Most of us don't want to be. We just want to be regular girls.

>>6640926
jesus that and pschedelics would not mix well

>>6640920
fuck :/

Is Flannel here?

Thanks

>>6640925
wow that's a lot of music. I should get into the kinks I've only listened to compilations really :/
3 is my favorite zeppelin album :)
Haven't delved into ajj either but I like that one bird song on knife man i think. white russians are yumz :3

>>6640918
I used to do Muay Thai and BJJ. I did a bit of boxing as well. But I realized that Ippo got shredded by lifting heavy ass boxes, not boxing. So now I just lift weights.

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>>6640921

it doesn't hurt my feelings really, but i guess it just makes me axe them internally from my list of friends. i'm always gonna be a tranny yknow lol

>>6640923

it bothers me a little bit i guess. i've told people i was trans several times now just because they'd ask my boyfriends about when we would have children, or the girls would ask me for a tampon in the restroom, or they'd talk about sex stuff regarding me and the guy or w/e. it makes me really uncomfortable. i'm just like "i don't have a vag, we do anal, i don't have a period, i'm a man" AHAHAH
you should have turned that guy into a faggot tho tbqh

>>6640934
flannel doesn't like you alex
I'm sorry bb

>>6640931
what i meant was, i know i shouldn't post dumb strawpolls but since it's the blog thread can i post one in place of a blog?

>>6640934
homes she literally just posted lol

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>>6640933
If your trichotillomania gets really bad, just get a buzz cut.

I'm really annoyed this time. Third weekend in a row seeing my going out plans crash. And this time, it hurts. Was supposed to go to a Marianne Faithfull concert, and I've wanted to see her on stage for a couple decades. And... cancelled. She's ill.

>>6640934
oh right you probably don't know she changed her name to basic since she's a basic bitch

>>6640944
>trichotillomania
that's a mouthful
glad I don't have that trichotillo part :^)

did flannel kill herself?

t. flannel fan

>>6640949
lmao honestly we don't know what happened to her

i was joking basic has been aroudn for a while

she just kinda stopped posting and nobody has heard from her since

>>6640949
Flannel is dead long live kato

>>6640949
Are you int?

>>6640949
balt convinced her to shave her head and join the army
she got dishonourably discharged for pissing in the officers' tea

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jesus
I am so fucking wet
what do ?

>>6640954
No istp

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>>6640950
>>6640952

>>6640952
Tbdesu I think it's a lot more likely Chara would kill flannel than Kato, I mean kato lives closer to her but chara is the crazy psycho after all

kato is just memeing to cover for chara's indiscretion, i bet she helped dissolve the body too

>>6640956
Grab a towel

Then use it

>>6640950
>>6640952
>>6640954
>>6640955
hmm...

really makes you think

>>6640960
outside
and i doubt shoving a towel between my legs would help for long

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>>6640929
she isnt exactly liked by a few people that are close to me, so I wouldnt do that.

>>6640941
I may not have periods, but once you tell a man youre having a UTI they will NEVER assume youre a tranny for some reason

>you should have turned that guy into a faggot tho tbqh
he wasnt very attractive though, and a promiscious degenerate. Also, he was getting ready to be a teacher. I really dislike anyone that betrayes their/my field like that.

>>6640959
I've got insider information stating that it was in fact Kato. What you described is basically a backwards situation to what actually happened.

what's all this then?

>>6640968
this is the magic the gathering general

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>>6640968
Hi

>>6640966
aww but then you could be my mother-in-law

>>6640968
HOLY SHIT flannel where were you bb??? <3

>>6640970
that's mtgg

this is magic the faggening general

>>6640944
If I just do a little bit it's OK though

You'll never be women, you know.

>>6640968
flannel i love you

>>6640971
>>6640979
alex pls leave

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>>6640968
Flannel will you marry me?

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>>6640978
Oh heck

>>6640979
she's taken, sorry anon

>>6640978
it's too late anon you couldn't hide your womanizing potions from us forever

>>6640986
>she

>>6640978
you're right i'm always gonna be a good little girl :3

i'll never grow up

>>6640982
trip on you know who

OMG this is so hot. I don't even know why, but I'd be able to just fawn over him while he's demonstrating or practicing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4ZwQ6qxZbQ

Seriously, I think anyone with these kinds of skills and muscle tone would be hot, just keep a good hair cut and you're good to go.

>>6640986
fuck off t.alex she's mine

>>6640982
twinsi pls

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Thoughts?

>>6640988
You couldn't handle those potions.

>>6640991
I don't have my trip on this computer ;~;

>>6640994
TWIN

>>6640917
Umm

>>6640993
not taken by that jackoff you dummy

>>6640997
o

carry on qt

/int/ in our threads now?

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>>6640968
pls be my gf

>>6641003
She's mine sorry m8

>>6640995
hmm really made me think, thx

>>6640982
Nah I'm married to someone else

>>6640997
SIES

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easter?

>>6641001
bb did u post on /d2g/¿

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I follow some fucking weird meme pages

flannel's actually dead you know
she just told a bunch of people her trip

Jesus Alex, didn't expect this from YOU

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>>6641008
A celebration?

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hello?

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I love you Flannel, you mean the world to me.

>>6641003
Okay fine

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hey

>>6641010
nah m8

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>>6641017
fuck you man, he is mine

>>6641018
thanks

>>6641022
>he

>>6641012
That's a shame, I heard she had a big meme folder. What a waste.

>>6641023

I'm breaking up with you

>>6641019
Why are Aussies in the same thread of Balts?

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>>6641022
>he

BINKAS

I also have the best manners ITT as well

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is this the jannie free zone?

>>6641008
whats that thing on its mouth?

>>6641025
she has a pretty big dick too
died of blood loss from trying to cut it off with a stapler
I told her it wasn't a good idea but she wouldn't listen

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r8 my oc

>>6641034
thanks

>>6641037
the absolute madwomen
;~;

>>6641038
hi carol

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>>6641029
Long lost brethren.

>>6641032
holy fuck that is one big snickers

>>6641000
well i saw it and i was like NOW IS THE TIME FOR TRIPS but i knew if i took the time to change my name to quip i would miss it

i totally called it in my head though

>>6641012
goddammit i forgot about that

fuck :s

>>6641038
edie/10

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Really makes you think

>>6641037
Really???
Can I lick it

>>6641040
Carol? Moi? Certainly not :^)
>>6641019
balts aren't even white/10

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>>6641037
how big we talking?

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>>6641041
zirga galva

>>6641037
Nah the GT is still intact and it's going into my boipucc soon

>>6641040
It was the other memer you meme

>>6641032
>>6641045
FUCK now I gotta go buy a chocolate bar

>>6641046
it's buried with her in a jar, so if you're into exhumation and necrophilia then go right ahead

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>tons of isis videos in my history
>ordered quran (lost mine)
>house full of swords
literally counting the days till cops show up

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*giggles*

>>6640999
My modern Renaissance pallette has been delivered
Yaaaaasssss

twinkas twunkis twinkis

>>6641048
picture a very big dick
bigger

>>6641038
>>6641037
>>6641039
>>6641040
>>6641041
>>6641042
>>6641043
>>6641044
>>6641045
>>6641046
>>6641047
>>6641048
>>6641052
>>6641053
>>6641054
>>6641055
>>6641056
>>6641057
>>6641058
(^:

>/mtfg/- flannel general

Anyway I'm going back to having dream sex c u

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Does Flannel celebrate Easter?

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>>6641054

>>6641062
flannel general best general

>>6641063
Yes.

>>6641054
thats not a chocolate bar you disgusting animal

>>6641063
do they have easter in hell?

>>6641061
thanks for that 1 (You)

god I want to eat hot cock all day

>>6641058
HYPEEEE
Have you played with it yet?
>>6641055
I love to fuck dead bodies sometimes I just go to open casket funerals; pump the cock full of air and ride it

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lol

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>>6641067
>>6641069
Easter?

>>6641061
Okay I wasn't gonna post, but you have triggered me with that backwards :^)

Where do I meet nice guys who are not chasers?

>>6641070
Here's another dear

>>6641071
that's disgusting, gts and pussies only for me

>>6641066
ikr

>>6641071
ikr

>>6641072
ikr

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when will flannel kill himself?

Someone spray painted the words tranny and faggot on my car

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nicky

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Flannel?

>>6641066
El oh el true
>>6641076
Real life
Okcupid
Plentyoffish
Match.com
Tindr
4chan

>>6641071
eat this

*unzips gt*

>>6641068
chocolate bar this

*unzips chocolate bar*

>>6641074
easter this

*unzips memes*

>>6641075
*(^:*

>>6641079
She's dead, Jim

>>6641079
dude, she's not Lithuanian

>>6641037
I don't even know if this is real or not.

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hmm really makes you think

>>6641079
about a month ago
did I now tell you about the dick chopping incident?

>>6641061
:o

>>6641072
Not yet :( I'm in work. I have to wait 6 shitty hours till I can drag it up lmao

>>6641076
Don't date guys. Ez.
>>6641073
balts not even white :^)

>>6641091
o:

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHGGGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>6641080
fuuuuuuck anon that's terrible, do you have any idea who did it?

>>6641088
i was really good friends with her i just facebook messaged her mom and asked what happened to her and she basically said she didn't feel up to talking about it which isn't a good sign :S

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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH
literally dripping wet to a point where I had to rush in a store and get pads to not look like I pissed myself

someone give me a tongue between my legs pls

>>6641076
in post-op and passing land
>>6641080
looks like they want you to play an instrument

>>6641092
this

>>6641093
this

>>6641094
this

>>6641096
that

>>6641097
all those

>>6641083
Greetings :^)
>>6641082
ALL HAIL THE TSAR OF ALL RUSSIA

I enjoy to watch natural benis into natural bagina porns

>>6641096
Sadly no

>>6641099
thiaose

>>6641097
lily

please

jfc


i'm trying to sleep here not have to touch myself

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>>6641092
>balts are not even white
you are just jelly that you dont have a qt Eesti bf

Does Flannel wear flannelette?

/balt/ + /ausnz/ + /mtfg/ alliance when?

>>6641109
flannel wears her rotting skin
rest in pizza

>>6641108
Estonians are cancer, also Im not even straight :^)

>>6641109
No cause she's dead.

Have some FUCKING respect.

>>6641096
So she's dead?

>>6641110
I could go for that
/bantfg/

>>6641107
and I am trying to get groceries and not be horny as fuck

>>6641109
holy crap i didn't know that's what that was called

sweet

>>6641110
No one wants to associate themselves with the /mtfg/ part.

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>>6641113
>implying you wouldnt

>>6641092
Whites are subhuman, anyway.

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>not being part of the premium™ aussie male superhumangod master race

>>6641115
sounds like, I'm not 100% on her real full name but i think i just found an obit :c

fuck this just ruined my day

thank god they used her girl name at least

>>6641123
>implying

>>6641082
Got what he deserved

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haha gays :DDDDD

I'M THE REAL FLANNEL

>>6641127
RIP

>>6641129
t. Latvian farmer

>>6641097
Masturbate???????
>>6641091
Ohhhhh
You know.....maybe at some point you could be a girl at work, idk

>>6641127
RIP FLANNEL

>>6641125
All Australian males are bogans and dickheads, Don't ever talk to them mtfg.

>>6641131
I'M THE REAL FLANNEL

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>>6641127
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FLANELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

PPLEASE COME BACK

>>6641131
NO IT IS I: THE REAL FLANNEL

>>6641127
RIP THE GREAT FLANNEL

>>6641117
Oh
Go to a bathroom and masturbate lol

>>6641136
>Masturbate???????
out in public yo

>>6641140
it's too late bb
u killed her

>>6641131
>>6641137
>>6641142
NO I AM

>>6641146
Do it anyways

>>6641140
It was all your fault

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>>6641127

>>6641145
kek that would be too weird for me

Flannel is dead
Press 'f' 2 pay respects

>>6641146
nothing wrong with a little bit of public schlicki schlicki bb

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>mfw i literally threw flannel out of a building into oncoming traffic
>mfw i cucked that loser (lmao) into oblivion

>>6641135
He had the disastrous qualities of being both incompetent and stubborn. There are many incompetent and lazy rulers however they generally open to relying on their court/bureaucracy which generally keeps the status quo ticking over.

As for his actions:

-He was a disastrous diplomat and got Russia involved in a terrible war with Japan which marked the first time a European power had been defeated by an East Asian one since the Mongol Conquests. He literally was surprised when Japan responded with military force.

-Destroyed all attempts at indigenous reform squashing both the Duma and Stolypins work effectively killing Russia's chance at modernizing on its own terms like Japan. A process which also radicalized his population.

-Completely botched the situations prior to WWI with his indecision managing at once to both antagonize the Central Powers *and* his own military.

-As the War went downhill (which in the process decimated the elements in the military loyal to him) he left the Capitol to personally lead the war effort and placed the running of the country in the hands of his wife (who was heavily influenced by Rasputin)

-World War I signaled the end of absolute monarchies however unlike all the rest he vehemently refused to abdicate (despite constant warnings by advisers) until he was literally placed under house arrest by the Liberal revolutionaries (yes not the Bolsheviks but the liberals).

All in all he destroyed his state, military and the legitimacy and popularity of the monarchy in the eyes of the people. He is just as responsible for the Russian Revolution (the Red one) as Lenin is.

>>6641131
>>6641137
>>6641142
>>6641149
I AM SPARTACUS

>>6641136
Yeah... But not here. Like I'll probably be full time when we leave so next job I will be.
Unless I embrace the kept housewife lifestyle.

who's flannel

ore?

>>6641146
>>6641152
I mean if you're that horny while out and about you may as well take care of it imo

>>6641153
f

>>6641160
some dead chick

>>6641153
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffaggot

>>6641161
omae

I tried masturbating in a public bathroom on a couple occasions. It never really worked. Hearing other people always ruined it for me.

>>6641161
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAAA

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instead of pressing F to pay respects i will press F to Fuck flannel's corpse right in the bum

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She can't be dead, she can't be.

>>6641160
f

>>6641162
tru but i just can't climax in a public bathroom
>>6641154
prison is nice here but I rather not

>>6641160
Some hon that looks like Cumberbatch with longer hair.

>>6641170
that's kinda gay lmao

>>6641171
She is.

Deal with it.

>>6641172
f (you)

Lots of autism here

>>6641171
it's tru bb
quid infected her with the bipolar, then she went and hugged a train

>>6641159
Being a housewife would be fun; I'd love to be a housewife although I'd probably just spend a lot of time practicing/working on music since >no kids atm
Of course that's all a hypothetical anyway
What does your fiancéé do for work?

Okay fags, ill tell you the story, what binds bantz and flannel
It was just another ordinaly day, full of shitposting, nothing intresting was happening. There were a few tripfags posting, but nobody cared. Then suddenly a aussie with a tripcode Flannel posted "TFW i forgot to remove my tripcode, but nobody noticed" in the thread, she was begging for attention. Then a latvian anon did a little google and found that she also posts on that trip on /mtfg/, and she posted there also, that she forgot to take her tripcode away but nobody noticed. Then the latvian anon busted her, and we all started laughing and making jokes. Soon somone found her picture from the archieves, and thats how she became a meme in our general..
Its literally not our fault, she is a attention whore, who couldnt handle the attention

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>>6641173
>prison is nice here but I rather not

unless youre a white male, you wont get arrested for that anyway

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me on the left

So you are all friend with azusa and mikoto?

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>>6641174
Like this?

>>6641178
^This is the real Flannel.

>>6641185
i hope he dies

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>>6641175
>that's kinda gay lmao
you're not supposed to talk whore
now bite the pillow im going in dry

>>6641161
>ore
orekkos are qt

>>6641173
Oh
But wouldn't you take the edge off a bit though?
Idk I don't masterbate and I can't orgasm anyway so idk
>>6641178
>train
Holy shit u just gave me an idea

>>6641180
This tbqh
>>6641184
Delet this

>>6641181
kek not even then I guess seeing how every summer a bunch of people fuck in public and the police just tells them to fuck off at most

>>6641180
it's a shakespearean tragedy, it truly is

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>>6641180
You mean this girl?

>>6641176
What did you expect. It's lgtb

>>6641195
>lgtb