Gay General - Turned gay by T. gondii edition

>>6638990
First for former dreadlock niggas

There's some serious autism going down here huh.

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Hey gay gen you dropped your soap. Aren't you gonna bend over and pick it up?

Yeah i think i have a problem, just sitting here drinking and watch taggart.

>>6639015
Not with all those niggers in there :T

>>6639011
It's kind of admirable, in my opinion.

He had to store all this stuff to make copy pasta. And he's sticking with it.

A plus effort.

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>>6639007
I have a tinder date next week with a guy who used to have dreadlocks. He shaved them off because he'd started getting shit from black people at parties. Apparently nobody used to have a problem with it.
Mind you, he looks a lot better without dreadlocks imo so I'm ok with this.

>>6639015
Am I the only one here who would love to be a gay rapist in prison? All day you get to bum the little guys in prison. Your boy pussi is mine.

>>6639027
who knew "straight man poo" anon was so based?

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>>6639044
I know I frequently lie to straight people. It fools them into thinking I don't want to destroy their way of life, and break up the Christian nuclear family. Personally I think we're doing a breddy good job
>pic related: we're doing our best to destroy it

>>6639022
I dunno about that one. Seems more like something you might do if you were an autistic teen.

All the posts get hidden anyway so I'm not sure it's entirely worthwhile.

>>6639032
He used to get shit from black people?
Lol like what kind of shit? Do people really think dreadlocks are a, "black person" haircut? I cannot roll my eye enough.

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>>6639067
Genuinely, yeah. The cultural appropriation row really picked up recently. I think this video got a lot of attention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDlQ4H0Kdg8

>>6639079
That video means nothing to me. I have no apathy for people with my likeness.

>>6638990
Why are the mods not stepping in?

>>6639087
I mean everyone in that video seems annoying to be honest, but then it WAS filmed in SFSU

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>mfw I see a white boy with dreadlocks

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>>6639096
I think most people with dreads look bad, but the only people who seem to pull off dreadlocks successfully are black people

>tfw dreamed that your fuck buddy died
>screamed 'fuck' over and over again in dream
>woke up and can't stop crying
This is why you should never get attached to people.

>>6639059
Someone really needs to make a gif out of that scene when his little hair heads twist up.
Used to scare the shit out of me as a kid.

God dam it. Got to go to work, but I haven't reached organism fapping yet. FUCK

>>6639095
I saw this video awhile ago and I just wasn't having it.

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>>6639107
It's ok, anon, it was only a nightmare. Unless it was a premonition.
Anyway was this what you meant?

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>>6639115
Start playing with your butthole, that should tip you over the edge.
>>6639116
What do you mean by "not having it"? Because I've heard a few people say that it seemed staged.

>>6639107
>This is why you should never get attached to people.
Because you have nightmares sometimes?

>>6639115
Just do it at work. Then if you get fired you have more time being unemployed to masturbate later. Win-win.

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What did she mean by this?

>>6639119
And yes, thank you.

>>6639124
Go easy on him. Scary dreams are the worst thing that's ever happened to him.

>>6639124
>Just do it at work.

Maybe I can do it in the bathroom. I've done it before. Organismed in the towel.

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>>6639134
>Organismed in the towel
Rather than orgasm into the toilet, where you could flush it away, you instead orgasmed into a towel that people use to dry their hands?

>>6639124
Yes, if he really did die, I don't know how I'd react. In the dream I considered suicide on the off chance there was an after life and I'd get to see him again. And I'm a flat out atheist who doesn't believe in any after life.
And what anon said >>6639130
Check your "bad things happening in real life" privilege. Some of us have scary dreams we have to deal with.

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>>6639156
I mean, I hope you're not as melodramatic as dream you. People die, you can be sad for a bit but then you just have to move on with you life.

>tfw no bf

>>6639134
The towel? For what purpose.

>>6639156
I'm all for never associating with anyone, but have a bad dream be your traumatic experience that makes you swear off of human contact is a bit much.

Still. If you actually like them that much why are you just calling them a 'fuck buddy'?

>>6639173
Feels bad man.

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>>6639176
>Still. If you actually like them that much why are you just calling them a 'fuck buddy'?
The "buddy" bit can mean friend. Imagine having sex with your best friend. Or in your case, imagine having a friend. Wouldn't you be upset if they died?

>>6639176
circumstances prevent us from being more.
>>6639168
I've never dealt with someone I actually loved dying, except a dog, and that's a little different.

>>6639173
sometimes i feel like i've got too high standards, but i don't really know

>>6639184
Dunno. We'll see about that when it never happens.

>>6639201
How's that?

>>6639123
I just don't care about others...it's sad

>>6639208
How's what? A dog's death being different from a humans, or the circumstances?

>>6639219
Circumstances.

>>6639224
He's married and is financially dependent on his wife because he's getting medication for a treatment, and will die if he doesn't keep taking if for a few more months. But she also refuses to have sex with him, so basically he either has to be celibate or cheat.

>>6639243
wat

>>6639243
>because he's getting medication for a treatment
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>>6639245
Confirmed retarded.
>>6639247
It's the price of freedom.

>>6639273
>I can't wait to watch this movie
Your copy pasta isn't even on topic.
0/10

>>6639258
Yyyyeah. I'm sure I'm the stupid one here.

>>6639273
Reading this made me feel so boring.
Maybe i should be having all the sex I can get too....

>>6639290
Acceptance is the first step.

>>6639212
At least you're cute.
>>6639243
Christ, America is fucked up. What's his condition?
>>6639273
I see bad science fag has given up trying to shove "evidence" in our faces and is now just using stale copypasta to try and horrify us.

>>6638990
>tfw no pain slut bf

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>>6639007
You may be 1/4th Mexican and 1/4th Syrian but you ain't black enough to say Nigga around me habibi
>>6639067
>>6639087
>>6639116
>>6639212
Yikes, I'm out. Go ahead do whatever.

>>6639345
It's called Meniere's. Basically if you don't get treatment you lose your hearing and your balance. Eventually you end up bed ridden, because you don't have any balance. He'd probably end up dead before that though. He's fallen down the stairs before. He said he wouldn't be able to put up with it and kill himself, especially since he's a musician.

>>6639002
That's very well written out, it really is, but it breaks down because homosexuals are able to refrain from homosexual behavior. Now if you show me someone that is committing acts of sin uncontrollably, then I will agree that that person has a medical disorder. However, if you show me a straight person engaging in uncontrollable coitus, I will also say that person has a disorder.

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>>6639482
Your point is?

>>6639766
Why does such a horrible fucking man have to be so handsome?

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>>6639777
Because liberals have super powers or something.

>>6639777
He's used to women giving him everything he wants. So he never had to deal with all their bullshit, at least not as much.
Probably just repaying the favor of easy sex from girls for 20 years by fucking over the nation for them.

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Sitting around reading stories of people's experiences and being super jealous.

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I really like this guy I met at my school, and he's been making some advances on me, But I'm not sure if I'm so ready for a relationship yet ;w;

I'm into a lot of really weird stuff so I'm not sure if he'll still love me if I tell him

>>6639811
Nice copypasta danker.

>>6639908
How weird?

>>6639901
Obviously you don't need to know how neurons work to cut them with a scalpel.

>>6639982
It's stuff heterosexual people said, so they're not facts.

>>6639992
Historically, less than country bumpkins that can barely pick their own asses.

>be 22 yo qt twink
>prematurely ejaculating bottom
>I sometimes get the urge to top but that's a problem since not everyone likes to have a 1 minute session
>tfw I just want to fuck a verse top briefly just so he can turn me around and fuck me merciless right after I cum in his ass

what do

>>6640009
I'm saying that most of the advances in neuroscience have come at huge cost to the patients, with more harm being done than good, because neuroscientists come up with cool, hip, edgy theories and procedures to perform on the brain that are even more ignorant than the "common sense" that comes from people who can barely breathe without choking on their own tongues.

Also, there's the issue of honest. Carson is Republican, and he's heterosexual, so he's 200% dishonest right there, before you even get any further into it. Add Christian and Uncle Tom on top of it, and those numbers really start to get astronomical.

Hello?

So, a couple months ago, I did that 23 and me test. Anyway the results told me that I am immune to HIV.

So since I found out, I've been riding big fat raw black dick. It's fucking heaven. I've taken HIV tests and they have all been negative.

>TFW you can burn so much coal without caring about the environment

>>6640220
Hello.

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threesome tonight lads!

any tips?

>>6640298
Three of them presumably.

>>6640342
sup
Was playing games

>>6640342
If you say so.

>>6640352
Okay

>>6640354
Smoked em.

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>>6640366
Here ya go.

>>6640413
Lying in a ditch after ramming my car into something solid at 90mph with the seat belt unbuckled

>>6640456
lol ecksdee

>>6638990
There are too many whites dating latinos

>>6639053
Why would you enjoy ruining other people's lives, because they find other things attractive than you do?

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Have you ever felt a romantic/sexual tension with someone who felt something too, but wouldn't or couldn't act on it?

>>6640481
>>6640492
if it ain't white, it ain't right

>>6640363
thx

>>6640505
Man up, pussy
Just do it

>>6640492
I've never seen this coupling ever before. My mind is blown. I didn't think that was even a possibliity

>tfw fondling dicks and getting my boipussy pounded isn't as exciting as it once was
Am I a hipstersexual

>>6640547
Why is black dick so hot but also incredibly disgusting at the same time?

>>6640566
You got me, man

Half black, half white guys often have the right mix going on though.

>>6640445
Nah just drive it off of Beachy Head, its a damn long way down, you'll be able yo reflect on life beforehand.

Plus, there is a little lighthouse out there, not too far, so you can aim for that.

>>6640505
It's only awkward because it's new and you're uncomfortable.

Like the other anon said, man up, pussy

>>6640576
That's a meme way of committing suicide. Literally one of the world's most popular suicide spots.

>>6640587
It is really popular for it. There's loads of little crosses and murials all over the place.

Odd really, because its a beautiful place even with those there, the view (especially down) is amazing. It was a really weird feeling being there, me and all my friends say right on the edge and you just felt totally at peace.

Never actually thought about jumping off it, fuck that, seems awful. Besides I'd never want anyone to witness that, I think that would fuck you up for life.

>>6640632
You mean you didn't just arbitrarily decide to jump off a cliff in front of your friends? Super surprising. Good comms on that one.

>>6640676
Naw, I mean the thought didn't really cross my mind.

In the words of Robbie Williams "I don't wanna die, but I'm not keen on living either"

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You're depressing desu

>>6640701
I can't imagine things aren't going to work out better for you than you expect. Kinda pisses me off.

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>>6640709
thats hot

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>>6640732
I know, I was autistic enough to make ~30 of them

>>6640741
what even happening? is this some fort of sport?

>>6640717
Yeah, I saw you talking about how you've been feeling a lot the last few threads, I don't really have a right to moan. Its just a mindset though, I guess, I've been this way for years and I don't quite know why.

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>>6640744
Turkish oil wrestling, look it up. It's a popular sport there yeah

This thread is always dead. Why can't more faggots be losers like me?
>>6640709
>>6640741
>>6640752
So you win when you touch the other person's dick? It's like some turkish weirdo invented a sport based on freudian shit.

Also, I had a dream that I had to play this game against 2 face statues mounted on a wall, and I had to shoot fire at them and they would shoot bubbles, and whoever won would get a prize, but they ended up cheating. And for some reason the ingredients they used for the bubbles was cheese (but the bubbles looked normal), and there was a lava lake in front of them, so we had to keep our distance.

>>6640928
The thread is dead because it's Friday morning. People have work and school. Or they're American and are still asleep.

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>>6640928
You win when the other person's shoulders touch the ground or if you manage to lift him up. Coupled with the fact that they're slippery as an eel... do the math

>>6640930
I'm american, the early a.m.'s are prime time.

I'm depressed and lonely. Wish I were dead, but at the same time, I want to turn things around. And I'm bored. These are my feelings right now.

>>6640938
Touching someone's dick increases the likelihood their shoulders will touch the ground? It's certainly not the best way to lift someone up. I guess the slipperiness just makes your hands naturally end up there? It's like a gay guy invented a sport.

>>6640939
Same. Did 100 pushups and got three 12 win runs on Hearthstone arena though.

What've you been up to besides being asleep lately?

>>6640946
Wasn't it the Greeks that popularized wrestling? They enjoyed the good stuff for sure.

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>>6640946
In some vids you actually see them grabbing the fabric from inside quite clearly, and it's the only way to get a good grip on the other person really. Yeah it's also pretty ironic it's a Turkish sport since they reprimand gays. Smells closet to me.

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>>6640953
I was the person who posted earlier about dreaming my fuckbuddy died. So crying and talking to him. Also creating step charts in Stepmania.

>>6640962
The skinny white guys one is far less appealing.

>>6640969
Dunno if you know this, but dreams aren't real.

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>>6640972
Sorry, I can't preview them while phoneposting. I should probably stop dumping them too

>>6640975
Sorry I have feelings. It's the first time I ever dreamed of someone I love dying, and I've never lost someone I actually like, so excuuuuse me princess.
>>6640980
This time it was skinny brown kids, just... just stop... Wait till you can sit down and choose the meaty tan guys to post.

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>>6640998
Whoopsie

>>6640998
It was a dream. Don't be melodramatic.

>>6641081
It already happened retard. I'm not crying now. Also, he's my first love, and I have a hard time dating, so that's probably why it upset me so much.

>>6641103
Here's my impression of you: "boo hoo hoo hoo I had a bad dweeeeam."

>>6641120
Aren't impressions supposed to be funny?
Bad job, 0/10, trips confirmed cancer.

>>6641126
Are you saying crying over a dream isn't a joke?

Also your 'first love' is a married man who you are cheating with as I recall. If it's not a joke then what is it. Lemme tell you right now that that isn't going to end well for you.

>>6641166
I never said my shit was a joke.
And yes, we can't be together. It's called being desperate.

>>6641177
You'll get over it when you grow up I imagine.

>>6641208
I'm already over the dream, so okay.

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>>6641394
>God
>G
Oh I am triggered, nice bait. Good shit.

>>6641517
First three are great for dismissing the fourth!

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>>6641482
>be gay
>choose to whine about other gays on the Internet instead of just having gay sex

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i have a threesome scheduled for 7pm but for some reason im not THAT excited by it atm

i was suppressing boners all yesterday just thinking about it, but as it gets closer i dont feel all that anticipatory

hopefully this isnt a harbinger of things to come

I'm proud of us, gaygen. There's been like three different types of spammer in the thread but we've got so much shitposting inertia that we just plowed right through them.

>>6641549
Threesomes are kinda overrated tbqh, especially with strangers. Just try and make sure you're Lucky Piere.

>>6641550
I like to believe I played my part in posting stupid shit.

>>6641549

related: whats the best way to relax and get in the mood?

i was thinking maybe a comfy bath and edging a bit

>>6641686
There aren't several positions, i was lied too.

im really hungry but need to stay clean for sex later

what can i eat to quell my hunger?

>>6641823
How about a nice quiche? I know nothing about your intestinal concerns, but quiche is some good shit by and large.

>>6641799
Well, two is almost several.

How easy is it to get UTIs from buttsex? I'm dying for me and my bf to fuck without condoms but he's really paranoid about getting one.

has anyone else had a prison pen pal before

>>6641823
ice

>>6641550
i wasnt here but yw

>>6641482
I have a completely different experience here. I was quick to anger extremely upset and depressed all the time. Then I accepted and discovered that I was ok with my gayness and things have been much better for me. Much more calm, happy and collected. I gre up atheist but I have though about going to the Orthodox church in my town just for the community

>>6641517
I'll leave what is being stretched up to Jesus's imagination. ;)

>>6642044
Apparently you're more likely to get a bladder infection than serious urethritis. How about that.

You should probably ask a doctor though. I doubt anyone here is qualified in giving you medical advice. Presumably though the risk would be dependant on how conscientious you were being, or no one would have anal sex unprotected at all. Also presumably any infection would just mean an embarrassing trip to the doctor and a course of antibiotics rather than much serious, not a doctor though.

>>6642087
>Orthodox church
Jesus christ you're one of those larping autists, protestant or catholic church wasn't good enough for you, had too go for the special one.

>>6642103
Being involved with Catholisism with the current pope, nah mate.
I don't have a problem with Protestants but my family comes from the Orthodox on my moms side.

>>6642087
when they find out you're gay they're going to pester your faggot ass where you live for months if not years

>>6642093
ive used webmd hundreds of times after overreacting so im p sure all medical advice i give is p solid

>>6642103
orthodox churches ARE catholic

>>6642111
tbf orthodox churches are very similar to catholic churches minus the pope (bc of the schisms in east/west catholic ideology) but you should definately look into what you're actually getting yourself into

>>6642112
Webmd? Damn, man. Someone get this guy a stethoscope.

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>mfw bf randomly started always talking about your ass and how he loves it
>mfw I'm the top

>>6642163
Buckle up.

>>6642163
patiently awaiting your "my boyfriend broke up with me for no reason" post, friend

>>6642192
why

i love getting fucked so much holy shit it is total and utter ecstasy

>>6642203
no reason

>>6642209
congrats on puberty!

>>6642218
you're a cunt man

i finally found love at 22 and a bf who will fuck me and it's amazing, i've never been happier

>>6642229
why is this thread so sour all of a sudden

>>6640492
bestiality

>how come we can't have straight pride festivals?
How do I even respond?

>>6642253
because gay pride festivals are already insufferable as fuck and need to be stopped

>>6642220
>22
i know this website has lied to you nonstop about how gaydeath is at 9 and that any gay who hasnt found a permanent bf by 15 should kill themselves but 22 is actually young

>>6642233
im back

>>6642253
u dont

>>6642235
i agree, whites are subhuman

>>6642306
blacks genetic roots actually stem from a completely different type of human than the rest of the world that is technically closer to the modern monkey than the rest of humans

ive been douching for like 45 minutes and must have done it 10 or 12 times

im still getting shit out, if anything there is more shit coming out now than there was when i started

HELP

>>6641844
Several is more than three.
A couple - two
A few - three
Several - four+

>>6642396
Several is several lad, where did you get the idea it was anything other, 4+ all have their own ones and anyway, theres not even 4+ in the video.

>>6642362
Perhaps your bunghole is cursed.

>>6642253
Imagine how boring those would be.

>>6642362
Should have done a coffee enema

>>6642362
You most likely put too much water up your ass. You only need to do a little bit. Too much then you hit your stomach which makes all that flush out. Shit watery mess. Which seems to be never ending. Once you feel its mostly over, wait a couple hours and douche again but just a little bit.

>>6642253
Who's stopping you?

>>6642452
>Too much then you hit your stomach which makes all that flush out
The thing about that.

I think maaaybe you might need to review a thing or two there.

>>6642452

what if i have a hookup in 75minutes?

what do i do then?

>>6642467
Then you're fucked and not in the way you want.

>>6642467
should have just douched two days ago and not eaten then

>>6642473
everything u said is wrong but esp. the stuff about gays appreciating your love

>>6642534
the truth is that i just hate you specifically

>>6642534
>>6642540
Now kiss.

Nobody in gaygen is gayer than me.

>>6642558
>>6642229
fuck off

>>6642547
didnt ask

>>6642542
no

>>6642253
Someone mentioned that when single house is on fire you don't go around the whole street dousing houses. Gay pride is about representation and acceptance for a minority that until recently was horrendously discriminated against in the west and is still repeatedly discriminated against in lesser countries. Straight people don't need the extra representation and pride parades because we see them literally everywhere every day and they don't suffer from a prejudice that requires a day or two of awareness, unity and acceptance to help combat.

>>6642628
when mother nature puts out fire with her rain (which is natural) it touches all houses
just bc humans are flawed enough 2 think not all houses (natural) deserve water doesnt mean its true
worth keeping in mind.

>finally start making a new friend
>he's very nice to me
>he's bisexual
>he's cute and just my type
>he thinks I'm cute
>he talks about fooling around with me
>but he has a girlfriend

Just my luck.

I really hope I don't fall for him...

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>>6642641
But it's a very rare instance that rain actually puts out large scale fires, including house fires and natural wildfires. It requires enough rain to be flooding if it wants to be effective.

From this we can conclude that nature is shit. Gays>Nature.

>>6642658
Fall for someone else instead, that'll solve your problem.

How about me. I'm pretty cool.

Daily reminder trips and namefags are cancer.
Also, is horror the same thing as hitler?
I can't tell.
'Generic bitch' doesn't give me enough info to distinguish between the two.

>>6642662
i called hosues natural. are u saying im a liar?

>>6642658
google polyamory and accept you'll always be his second wife

>>6642677
we're seperate people, i'm also not a bitch

>>6642693
its true

>>6642668
I don't have anyone else to fall for.

Finding guys who are interested in me is hard, and the ones that usually message me on sites and apps are just not my type at all.

I don't have high standards, but I want someone I'll actually like.

>How about me. I'm pretty cool.
Only if you don't shave your pubes.

>>6642677
daily reminder that all the good trips and names left last summer

>>6642703
Your only requirement for love is not shaving pubes?

>>6642690
If it makes you feel any better, Clownshoes is also a generic bitch, and if his name were more similar to yours, I'd be asking if he was also you.
There's actually a good chance you're just one person anyways. You, hitler and Clownshoes I mean. Anyone willing to be a trip or namefag isn't above samefagging to such a pathetic degree.

>>6642700
id say army just because he's gross and universally hated
circe gets the most reactions

>>6642705
good, now i can compete

>>6642690
>google polyamory and accept you'll always be his second wife
I don't think that's a good idea, I'm the jealous type.

>>6642705
I can't think of any trips or namefags that were ever good.
I guess SP is tolerable, but he hasn't withered away from aids yet.
I know swede was around more often, but he was arguably one of the worse trips ever.

>>6642707
I'm actually kind of picky, but I wasn't going to ask you to post a pic, plus I know you're not serious.

>>6642724
obviously freddie and rugby were the best trips

>>6642711
I've only ever posted in these threads with the tripcode for reals. There's sad and then there's sad.

>>6642725
But what if I was though. And I was perfect and had, like, pubic hair for days or whatever you're into. I mean, I'm not, I'm a disgusting piece of crap, but what if though. Imagine that.

>>6642737
Umm, no. They were both garbage. Like, low level shitposters.
>>6642740
There isn't a reason for you to trip/name unless we need to keep track of you. This isn't a 'happening' thread, so there's no reason for you to do it other than to try and stand out from the other anons. You must be so attention hungy. So yeah, you're right, there's sad, and then there's sad.

>>6642716
I guess that's an opinion, and you're totally entitled to it.

>>6642759
Funny how you're giving me attention anyway though isn't it? And how you have such an angry tone. It's almost like you came here to be angry at someone because you're not happy in your life.

Two can armchair psychologist. Also I am attention-hungry. That's stating the obvious.

>>6642763
Sludgepuppy was definitely one of the kindest trips last I was here. Does he even still post?

>>6642778
Don't flatter yourself, I respond when a mosquito lands on me too.
Such a stupid argument from stupid people. "But you payin' attention to me doe, you must want my attention!" no, you fucking fly.
I'm bitchy to those who are bitchy and also trash. Trips and names are automatic trash.

>>6642790
Well that wasn't even trying. You didn't even attempt to refute that you come here specifically to get angry at people because you're unhappy. Just listed a bunch of swears and angry words to show how upset you are. I mean. Cmon.

You might try seeking help somewhere that actually has a positive impact on you instead of yelling at a wall, you'll end just as frustrated.

>think I have an average 6 inch penis for a long time
>measure it with an app on my phone
>under 5 inches

There's a chance the app is inaccurate and I'm like 5.4 inches judging by comparison to my phone's screen size at least...

>>6642809
You're such a fucking idiot. "you come here specifically to get angry at people".
I'm anonymous you retard, you don't know which posts I make. In this context, right now, I'm saying "mean" things to you. You don't know if 5 minutes ago I was talking about something else. Try fucking thinking.

>>6642839
Phone screen size is measured diagonally in case you didn't know

>>6642839
Maybe you should a get a ruler or tape measure.

>>6642847
It's not a convincing argument. You are apparently incredibly angry at something pointless and superficial.

>>6642839
Wouldn't a tape measure be easier?

>>6642868
What is this. Does everyone go around measuring their dicks on their phones now? Am I out of the loop?

>>6642885
No, that's just how screen sizes are advertised. Just making sure they're taking that into account with the comparison to their phone screen. A ruler or tape measure would definitely be better.

>>6642902
Oh, that's too bad. I still follow his tumblr and awkwardly like the lewd he reblogs.

>>6642787
im nice all the fucking time its just i hate some of yall

>>6642885
>"you are always angry"
>has no way to tell which posts are mine and if they are not angry
How is this unconvincing? Also
>incredibly
I can cuss and insult without being angry. Are you imagining me flustered and red faced or something? You think like a child.
If your tactic is to say other people are angry to imply they're irrational so that you sound more reasonable, then it's a bad one.

>>6642924
That's why I said he was only one of the kindest. You're definitely up there too!

>>6642934
Long posts, angry language. You are upset.

>>6642897
Ohhh. He said he used an app though.

>>6642934
you sound either underage or like a redneck

>>6642946
But he said he thinks the app was wrong and that he used his phone screen size for comparison didn't he? Or is it my reading comprehension that's going bad?

>>6642902
What, really? What happened? I haven't been around since December but Fudgepuppy was my favorite...

>>6642962
Ohhhhhh. My bad.

Let's make out.

>>6642868
aaah I guess I am under 5 inches then.

>>6642876
>>6642885
I would get a tape measure to measure my width, but it's kind of thin. I don't know if I want to lower my self esteem by knowing the width too.

>>6642968
How forward

send photo

>>6642946
I enjoy arguing, doesn't mean I'm angry. You seem to want me to be really badly though. You also never told me how my argument was unconvincing.
>>6642954
How's that.

>>6642948
No, I lost interest in him and he said we shouldn't talk anymore if I wasn't going to constantly compliment him, be his bitch and moan into my mic for him to help him get off.

That was December last year. I've manned up since then and gotten myself laid.

>>6642979
i have gay psychic powers

>>6642978
i cant imagine any of them actually being mean
they both seem too blog-centric and self-absorbed

>>6642982
isnt he also straight

>>6642978
Wow, last I was here Circe was being ousted from gaygens for being a tranny...that fucking sucks. I'm glad he's happy though.

>tfw I'm also emotionally weak and Fudgepupy probably wouldn't like me
It's for the best ;-;

>>6642990
He's "straight" in the sense he likes girls and adolescent boys, yet somehow despite constantly trying to get with them he remained a virgin into his 20s.

>>6642972
>"well you're ugly"
Funny how they don't want to be shamed for something that's actually a result of choices, but will try to shame someone for something that can't always be helped.
>>6642990
>i have gay psychic powers
Bad reason.

>>6642976
Damn. They always want a picture. My one weakness. Being unappealing. Plus the batteries in my camera just leaked battery acid on my hands. An unideal situation to be sure.

>>6642973
I don't really understand how you're supposed to measure your dong anyway. I mean, you could measure it more flattering ways than others. Where's the standard? There should be regulations.

>>6643005
wrong

>>6643000
is he just stupid

>>6643009
why did i miss this

>>6643015
He was just socially retarded, despite having the obnoxious personality of a normie who never shuts up about weed.

>>6643027
me

>>6643028
im not ;_;

>>6643031
Gay kids like this won't grow up to become gay guys anymore. They'll see how girls are worshipped by guys (every gays dream) and now in days, will be supported by adults to become mtfs. It's for the best really. It matches the way human nature worked a long time ago. So more people will have their desires fulfilled.

>>6643009

what
did i really
i don't remember this

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Do you ever just wish that you could obliterate yourself and fade from existence?

>>6643028
Iunno, he's mean but funny, kinda like Hitler.

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Hey fags, Straight guy here

I've heard not all of you have anal sex but those that do, how do you guys take such large things?

Also does bigger even feel better?

I've tried a toothbrush and some duster handle and I lubed up a lot and it still made me bleed?

>>6643101
I hope not.

>>6643125
Get a proper toy, messing about with household things is meh. I'd say wider feels better, length isn't that great really, girth is.

Also, if you're getting a bleeding butt, stop using those things. Also also, get proper lube if you get a silicone toy.

>>6643132
but it was a toothbrush
i read online people use toothbrushes

idk buying a dildo is a lot of work

>>6643123
None of them are funny. Random anonymous shitposts are the only things that are ever laughable on this thread.
>>6643125
They take large things by gradually putting larger and larger things in.
Bigger doesn't feel better, it just feels more full. It's more of a mental thing. If you're just looking for prostate stimulation (this is actually pleasurable) all you would need is a finger. Some fags just like the idea of putting big things in there.
The reason you bled is probably because the things you used most likely have hard ribbed edges. It doesn't matter how much lube you use. If you're using things that cause too much tension in there, it will make you bleed.

>>6643147
Yeah, but its still not really meant for it. Just finger yourself for now man, cut your nails and file them so they're not sharp at all, with no sharp edges.

Eventually you'll get more and more fingers in, at three it starts feeling decent.

There's a 'penissizes.org'. Oh lordy.

Ahh. This is what I need. 'How to measure penis size correctly' with diagrams. The world is truly full of marvels.

>>6643123
thanks babe

>>6643125
>made me bleed
what? dude if you're not kidding never do that again. getting poop in your bloodstream is bad.

>>6643161
I hope you mostly just bully the trips and namefags.

>>6643163
I googled the shit out of it, its somewhat normal if its your first time

It wasnt bleeding but when I looked down there was blood.
idk it didnt hurt and I didn't even think it would of been bleeding

>>6643154
fingers seem gross and awkward

>>6643181
idk about you but my asshole definitely never had a hymen

>>6643161
same

>>6643154
I can barely get a half a finger in, but dicks manage to get in. I'd be scared using a toy
>girth is better
Thank Christ

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>>6643157
>How to measure penis size correctly

>>6643193
your just fucking jealous dude that
ull never have me bleed on your dick

>>6643225
>straight but wants junk up his ass
I'd get upset, but as long as you're not in my dating pool I guess I don't care. If anything, I'm glad the straightards have weirdos like you to deal with.

>>6643236
i was being sarcastic anon
i didnt think bleeding on a dick would be something to get jealous over
quit being such a faggot

>>6643225
no thanks

>>6643246
I was mostly referring to putting a tooth brush up your ass, faggot.
It takes a special type of faggot to even ever have the urge to stick something up their ass, and that special type of faggot is true faggot.

>>6643285
wait isnt a true faggot gay?

i was reading into orgasms and someone said prostate stimulation is great so I tried it

i dont even jerk off to traps anon
why do gays try to convince everyone else theyre gay

>>6643294
The desire to be penetrated is one aspect of being the homosexual. Doesn't mean you're a full blown poz bottom or anything, but it's definitely a part of faggotry.
Doesn't matter if you think it'd feel good and that's the only reason you did it.

>>6643334
This is bullshit. "Am I gay" can be answered very simply:

Are you sexually attracted to men? If yes, you're gay/bi. If no, then you're not gay.

That's it.

>>6643346
agreed anon
>>6643334
your being a faggot

I asked this before but don't think I got an answer.
When someone says they're into dad/son, does that mean they just like younger guys, or do they want to roleplay as if I were their son?
Cus that sounds disgusting.

I need some advice on picking up guys. Now, I'm a pretty good looking guy and tonight I'm going to be hanging out at the local outdoor mall which tends to have a good amount of gay guys at it.

I want to dress to impress and show off my package a bit. I've got some of those underwear briefs that have a dick pouch.

>>6643405

The latter.

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>>6643419
Wanting a daddy seems weird, but wanting someone to call son in bed is just not right.

>>6639087
Do you mean "sympathy"?

How should I respond to guys that don't believe my dick size? I'm 8x6 and some dudes don't believe it. I can't take a good measuring picture due to my curve.

>>6643464
Invite them to confirm its size in person.

I want to fight clownshoes

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>don't want to date anyone cuter than me because I don't want to be the ugly one
>everyone else is too ugly

>>6643516
>tfw been sexting and flirting with guy I met online
>great body, face is attractive in some pictures, but others give me pause
>tfw my own undeserved shallowness might screw up the closest I've gotten to a relationship

>>6643550
The solution there is when you're having sex just tilt your head to the same flattering angles as the ones in the good pictures, clearly. Just gotta get the angle right and it's smooth sailing.

>>6643550
Despite being ugly and wanting people to settle for me, I think you shouldn't settle.
You shouldn't force yourself to be with someone you don't really like.
It's not fair to either of you.

>>6643570
The thing is I don't know what he actually looks like irl (in comparison to his picture), he lives in Europe and I'm in America. But he's really nice to me and makes me feel special and did I mention he has a great body because he does.

So I don't think it's settling, it's probably just my own brain trying to mess things up because it likes to make me feel like I don't deserve love

How important is ball size to you?

>>6643596
Is this a thing?? I had never even considered it a factor unless it's like there's obviously something wrong with the person's balls.

>>6643579

>my own brain trying to mess things up because it likes to make me feel like I don't deserve love

I mean, that's pretty real.
Hearts out to you, anon.

>>6643596

I had sex with someone with only one before.
It was huge.
To answer the question: wtf?
I mean i guess if they're massive that's kind of weird but i really wouldn't care?

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>no messages on dating sites from new people in ages
I'm never going to find love

>>6643649
How old are you anon?

>>6642253
a) There is not an endemic problem of straight people made to feel ashamed of or ostracised for their sexuality, which is why gay pride is a thing
b) If straight people tried to plan a parade by themselves it would go terrible. See also: fashion
c) If straight people actually wanted a straight version of a gay pride parade, I'd be down. A big parade with floats & a street party is great, and then I could go with my straight friends and try and pick up bi and gay guys who are also there with their straight friends and thus more desperate than at a gay pride parade. However basically every time there's been a straight pride, it's ended up being a bunch of people banging on about how homosexuals are abominations, so that's just a homophobic rally and not really a straight pride parade.

>>6643649
Snap. On the plus side it gives us plenty of time to use on masturbating and videogames.

>>6643665
22.
People on those sites only liked me when I was a 17 year old pretending to be 18.
I've been told I look 17-18 now, but I guess I still look older than I did back then.
Plus I'm fatter too, but I'm losing weight, I lost 10 lbs in the last two weeks.

>>6643711
10lbs in two weeks is a bit on the high side there. I don't think you're supposed to lose quite that much weight in a short amount of time. Are you eating right? You shouldn't have too large of a calorie deficit.

>>6643737
He's probably just shed a shitload of water weight, among other things that can account for rapid weight gain/loss when dieting.
When I was recovering from Anorexia, my weight would fluctuate like 5kg a day and took a few months to stabilize.

>>6643737
I've been losing weight for months now, but I was stalling for the last month or two.
I don't know why I stopped stalling and lost so much suddenly. I haven't been eating less than when I was stalling. I'm not going to question it though, because I'm very happy I'm losing weight again.

>>6643768
Definitely something to be careful about though. You can do yourself some serious damage by losing too much weight in one go.