/mtfg/ Transgirl General

more like edgy edition desu

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/everything-ive-learned-about-sex-paris-lees

OMG Paris Lees is getting a BBC show!

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whats up mtfg
im kinda bored
what yall doing
also rape is bad dont do that >:c

First for absolutely rejected.

>>6629980
Are you fishing or actually serious this time?

>>6629995
Hello again Smiles!
I'm sorry people are being weird at you. :c

>>6629995
just going past the hahndorf turnoff
i'll be with you in a few hours

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threadly reminder that there are cis women with bodies like this, and everything's going to be fine.

>>6630001
this tbdesu
there was a girl in my history class that was built like a linebacker
funny too, because she was weak as

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>>6629999
mfw

>>6630001
You know that when most of these people cry about "not passing" what they really mean is "not looking like an anime girl" right? They don't pass because they want to be a 500 year old vampire loli not a woman.

>>6629995
Morning knuckles
I just woke up.
Yesterday was interesting for me. I took two vicodin in the morning but aside from that i had no other substances go through me. And in the evening i was hallucinating and i was extremely drowsy. I was seeing noses. I had a moment where i was awake and using my phone and then somewhere i faded into sleep without noticing because i dreamt i was using my phone. The dream was an exact continuation of what i was doing while awake.

I slept for what must have been 10 or 11 hours. My nightmare was also weird this time. I was less freightened.

>>6629995
kato has given me permission to stay, does this mean we can be friends Smiles?

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hey baes
what's going on?

Extending my offer to any Australian memerinos who want to play some le online videogaymes. I'm bored and my irl friends are busy and playing alone sux.

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>>6629998
:p dw the anon was just tongue and cheek
>>6629999
:o uh oh
oh and nice quads :v
>>6630011
morning ^^
>>6630012
ofc anon

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>>6630001
if she lost weight she would have nice shapes.
although she has hockey shoulders like i do and thats pretty bad : "D

>>6630005
kinda weirdly curious what the picture was taken for in the first place

>tfw late night trip to the servo to grab some papers so I can roll a j
excellent

>>6630016
>Australian
are you in brisbane?
sick gatho going on at my place on sat

>>6630016
depends what you play
i'm a mute also, so it would be quiet

>>6630017
I didn't mean the fake visitor, just the uh... Terrorists? Cultists? Whatever they are. The creepy ones.

>>6630014
ooooverwatch

https://www.strawpoll.me/10845211

>>6630026
Is that any good?

>>6630017
Hooray, Smiles is my friend.

>>6630025
?
???
?????

>>6630033
she's referring to me lol

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>>6630030

>>6630028
I wish i was Australian. I was told i look like an Australian today. I'd totally move there. Just so long as i dont ever have their accent.

>>6630036
That's not proof
Someone has played thousands upon thousands of hours of Go Go Nippon and that's a piece of shit

>>6630021
I'm already going probably, like I said: bored af, because people don't respond to song suggestions xdxdxdxd :^)

>>6630023
That's fine, just normie stuff like Overwatch and ....league[xd].

>>6630036
i've played like 600hrs of tf2
doesn't mean it isn't crap

>>6630035
everyone being anon isnt helping ;=;

>>6630033
These uh, things.
>>6629900 >>6629904 >>6629913 >>6629947

smiles is a bully

>>6630040
I think Overwatch gets boring rather quick.

>>6630043
better?

>>6630041
oh, i don't really video game
usually i just watch
sorry ;_;

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>>6630036
so uhhh...
moderately good?

>>6630044
:p dw anon its all in good fun
>>6630045
what did i do ;-;

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>>6630049
But... where do you find the time?

>>6630046
smiles beat me up and took my lunch money can confirm

>>6630041
oh tom you cheeky fuck

I'll put those songs on, k

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>>6630001
Everything is going to be OK.

>>6630052
that was from my two year long neet phase
I pretty much don't even play vidya any more lol

>>6630050
>calling hips a rapist
she's p sad desu why would you do that

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>>6630055
Everything.

>>6630046
Like most FPS?

>>6630049
>tfw barely enjoy gs games
>tfw only play them to satisfy my map autism

>>6630053
oh come on, someone as sweet and innocent as smiles would never do that

>>6630058
uhhh
when did i say that ;-;

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mfw mlp: skittles is magic

>>6630057
Honestly I'd pley geimus if I wasn't busy basically all the time. I would stop shitposting here if it didn't take mere seconds.

>>6630062
she said you implied it to her

>>6630061
>oh come on, someone as sweet and innocent as smiles would never do that
she's like most australian girls

sweet and innocent on the outside, but a heart of pure vegemite, pale ale and timtams

>>6630047
Oh, are you mute-anon? >>6630023
Lameo

>>6630054
[suggestions], also nice two steam accounts. :v)

>>6630068
the fuck is pale ale lol

>>6630061
I have 300+ hours in every Battlefield from Bf 2 to Bf 4.
And 400+ in CSGO.
But Overwatch just seems so boring in comparison. I don't know why. Maybe because I was playing 50% of the time alone and I enjoy support which gets mostly shit on.

>>6630068
desu tho most Australians are actually heavily depressed and shitpost as a coping mechanism

>>6630072
Fair enough

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>>6630070
not proper mute
but a little
like i find it really hard to talk
particular with people i'm not really familiar with

>>6630071
pic related mate

>>6630065
I got annoyed she was annoying red
i never said or meant to imply that
that was it ;-;

>>6630073
shitposting or drinking desu
i don't drink so i shitpost to the max

>>6630075
well that's what she told me

i didnt see the logs so idk what happened

ill make her feel better or something then

>>6630078
Don't forget your rape kit.

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>>6630074
>drinking anything other than spirits
you some kind of soft cunt?

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>>6630074
Yeah that's all fine, but why would you bait me with "depends what you play". Strangers and my heart is already broken by being lead on.

>>6630081
i don't drink

and yes

>>6630084
neither did I, until I discovered the pure joy of skulling half a litre of $20 vodka and throwing up a metric fuckload of fettuccine on my friend's computer

>>6630083
because if you played something i had
like csgo
i'd at least try

it was a long shot and it didn't work
sorry anon ;_;

>>6630081
>drinking vodka from anywhere east of Poland
Top pleb.

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>>6630063
poll?

>>6630096
it's up further in the thread

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>>6630090
French vodka is the best vodka, anyway.

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>>6630089
L[]L yeah I dunno if I'm that desperate to play ragequit simulator again.

DEAD, SAME TIME EVERY NIGHT
(I did the meme mum! hehexd)

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>>6630090
okay first of all, this is where finlandia is from
second of all, it doesn't matter where vodka comes from as long as it's not a russian style vodka
for instance, karavan is from france and it still tastes like sour charcoal because it's a russian recipe

>>6630101
belvedere >>>>>>>>>> grey goose desu

>>6630102
oh well ;_;

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who else /fbc/ here?

I don't know what's up. Never had that many visitors on my OkC profile in so little time...

>>6630110
no1care

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how do targeted ads know me so well

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TNrRhEcN9I

>>6630122
They don't know me well. I keep getting ads for pregnancy tests and baby stuff. Which is half-hilarious, half-horripilating.

>>6630110
the visitors are women or men?

your profile is visible for men?

>>6630134
Lesbian, bi and asexual women, mostly cis. I'm listed as an asexual woman with the "I don't want to see straight people" setting...

holy shit
have you ever been TOO high?

>>6630136
yes

>>6630137
respect

>>6630136
When I climbed the Mont Blanc, yeah...

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>online dating websites

>>6630135
But that's not /truetrans/

>>6630140
CFH, u da bes

>>6630141
The ends justify the means anon.

>>6630136
i've never been high

>>6630145
I wonder if the means ever justify the ends?

oh wait I don't think that would work that's basically keynesian economics lol

When i do dph should i stream it on tinchat
>>6630135
Of course you are
>>6630136
Not yet

>>6630141
OkC used to be more about silly user created tests and quizzes and less about dating. I'm keeping that profile for sentimental value. That profile's text is designed to keep people away. I get about one message per year. Browsing through profiles is occasionally amusing, though.

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sup nerds

hows life treating ya

How2deal with having man face and small shitty conetits and no hope of passing ever without surgery that I'm not able to afford?

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tfw your manager cancels your shifts again for the second week in a row ;-;
t-thanks

>>6630168
Wow
did he offer an explanation?

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>>6630167
Go out and have some fun. TUrn the bad feels into good feels.

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>>6630164
hello bby!

I am okay, term is over, makes my life a bunch easier how are you?

okay getting that high after having eaten over a kilogram of macaroni and a giant piece of schnitzel was not my best idea

but mouthy told me I can't be held accountable for my actions because I'm mentally ill so it's her fault

>>6630172
he said it was the weather but seeing as how last time he cancelled it was a sunny day and this sunday looks like its gonna be sunny (relatively) idk :p

>>6630168
Aww :C
*hugs*

>>6630176
Is Emellie the German version of Emily?

wow so I woke up my mum with my vomiting and now she's "worried" about me

after all this time you finally realise I'M A PIECE OF SHIT
woowwwww bitch

>>6630176
Hi mummy <3
How are you??
>>6630177
Aw :c

>>6630182
Why do you stuff yourself that way, anyway?

>>6630182
God damn it Kate, ate too much in your quest to become thicc?

>>6630178
*shrugs*
I dunno desu

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>>6630177
>because I'm mentally ill so it's her fault
by european standards, being a tranny makes her mentally ill as well, so it cant be her fault either

>>6630180
I dont think so, Ive never seen it. Emily stays Emily. stuff like Emillie etc. looks more german but would actually be considered super hipster here.


>>6630183
hai :3
I am okay

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>>6630176
Morning :3

>>6630185
wait hold on
>mouthy told me I can't be held accountable for my actions because I'm mentally ill so it's her fault

there we go

>>6630187
nah she's got what I've got

>>6630187
>>6630189
*hugs*
<3

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>>6630189
>filename
oh god!!

>>6630189
heyo bby <3

>>6630174
We're playing a private after party for pride soon.
Maybe I'll girl it up there.

Also I cant go out and have fun for a few weeks.

>>6630176
that means you're p much celebrating no school atm woop

cant get over certain habits which suckkk

otherwise im doing stuff again like playing guitar and bass so thats cool

should i live with hips for three months next year

>>6630196
Careful or you're going to lose your straight privilege...

>>6630199
no

okay okay so do I blame drinking vodka alone while so full of macaroni on being stoned, and be banned from weed until I move out, or do I blame it on being mentally ill, and get sent to a mental hospital
actually wait if I got sent to a mental hospital I couldn't smoke anyway nvm

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>>6630199
no

>>6630198
I can imagine it being hard, I am sorry bby :/

glad you re doing stuff again you enjoy tho!!

>>6630202
w-why D:

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>>6630197
>a private after party for pride
Excellent occasion to go full degenerate and pull out all of the stops.

>>6630203
>>6630206
question mark

>>6630206
>why
I mean, you did post a pic of two girls kissing :3

Hey everyone who isn't a normie, being a normie is really great. It's so much fun being social and having a life; you should try it sometimes. We normies also get bfs/gfs (people who love you and share a physical and mental intimacy with) on the regular.

>>6630206
It starts with hugs, then kisses and before you know it, you'll end up bi...

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Can't sleep, so I guess I'll just stretch and get ready for my run

>>6630205
Just say you under cooked the macaroni or something, jeez how hard can it be??

>>6630210
hey bby

>>6630217
>I undercooked the macaroni and then decided to drink vodka alone
hmmm bb

>>6630220
Hi Red :3

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>>6630210
>mouths not touching
>kissing
???

>>6630209
lurk moar

>>6630215
oh god ;~;
i hope not.

>>6630221
You were drinking online with some friends who were also drinking. THIS IS THE FUTURE MUM. L2lie

>>6630225
What's wrong with being bi?

>>6630229
It's degenerate

>>6630225
Mouths about to touch :3
Soon you'll be bi :3
>lurk moar

Actually, what is the thingy with hips? There was something earlier but I had to leave. She assaulted someone or something?

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Ugh god
How to look cute in feminine activewear when you're 6'2?

>>6630224
what's shaking?

>>6630235
Nothing much atm :3
How are you?

>>6630207
Well now I won't look as good as those fine ladies, but I'll do my best!

>>6630215
I wouldn't have a problem with that.

>>6630225
I told you, I'll make you poly :P

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>>6630229
being bi isnt the problem. I just dont like girls

>>6630233
lots of stuff, its not my business though, so I am not gonna comment.

>>6630241
oh ok :3

I love you mummy :3

>>6630241
Fair enough

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>>6630239
>I told you, I'll make you poly :P

youre welcome to try bby

>>6630239
being poly is gr88888
>>6630236
I'm determined to run a few miles today!

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>>6630235
>How to look cute in feminine activewear when you're 6'2?

>>6630247
That's really good :3
I wish I could run one mile ;-;

>>6630248
Keep that shit in /mlp/...

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Transition was a mistake

>>6630253
That doesn't look like a pony, and it's not little either.

>>6630259
being born was a mistake

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>>6630237
Be as fabulous as you can be.

>>6630262
life was a mistake

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goof morning!

>>6630266
kill me

>>6630259
"Your life was a mistake" t. God to me

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>>6630246
I will do it. There is no try :3

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>>6630259
>>6630262
>>6630265
>>6630270
I see happy hour is starting.

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>>6630259
2016 was a mistake

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>>6630274
Got nothing to drink yo

>>6630275
this. only good parts of 2016 were:
>meeting my gf
>meeting you and F
>being slightly less weird
>meeting new friends

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>>6630268
?? why

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>>6630275
>tfw you are bearing witness to the fall of western civilization
>tfw your generation is completely ok with it

>>6630275
is it terror month in germany or smth

>>6630278
2016 has been really good for me so far, to be honest...

>>6630275
My life was a mistake ever since FFS :)

>>6630290
Good to hear that ^^ <3

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in 2016 i:

>developed an opioid addiction
>stopped my school course
>started living with my parents again
>no job, school or social contacts
>spend all day inside doing dope
>in debt cus of dope
>still not passing

and the year isnt even over yet ehehhhEHEHE

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yuck this thread is lame as h*ck right now

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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>>6630283
but that already started in 2001

>>6630293
go hug your bf angie

>>6630286
yes. sandpeople chimping out all over the place. but theyre so inefficient its laughable. its like they arent even trying to kill people. Personally, I dont really care about that tho. I just enjoy the happening threads on /pol/

>>6630302
I was too young to remember anything from then
I've just ultimately came to realize it this year ;__;

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>>6630275
PROS
>met a qt who makes me very happy
>started hrt
>got a job
CONS
>my fathers abuse ramped up to 11
>considered going homeless to escape from my dad
>still planning on doing that btw :v
>losing more and more things in my life because they bring up memories of family so i cut them off
>anorexia reached a new low
>started cutting
>started failing more and more in school
>physical contact is now extremely hard for me because it reminds me of my father

despite the good things yes 2016 was a mistake

>>6630300
Hi <3
>>6630298
how are you?

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>>6630276
Cmon, I live in Sweden where all alcohol above 4,5% is sold in a state owned store only on regular days and only to 4 in the afternoon. You know, the time most people are at work. So if everyone here can get their hands on alcohol here so can you lassy.
>>6630302
>but that already started in 2001
Earlier, even Hitler faught against the moral and social decay of his time, same culprits this time around too.
https://youtu.be/kzIRG525l6s

>>6630312
hi

>>6630311
>met a qt who makes me very happy

You have a bf/gf?

>started hrt

And you already look pretty much cis <3

>CONS

All of those are awful ;~;
*hugs*

>>6630316
no bf or gf but theyre nice and liking eachother is nice and whuaa
and i dont look cis irl ;-;

>>6630313
I could buy it but a bottle shop is too far and I have school tomorrow

>>6630317
>no bf or gf but theyre nice and liking eachother is nice and whuaa

Do you have a crush? :P

>i dont look cis irl

Literally everytime I have seen you you have looked adorable

>>6630320
m-maybe
and thats because i abuse lighting and angles
ask soko/ava i dont pass irl

>>6630302
We aren't together anymore

>>6630324
:(

>>6630321
>m-maybe

Is it someone irl or someone here/on discord? :P

>ask soko/ava i dont pass irl

I bet you do. And anyways you are like 15 so by the time you are an adult you'll be practically cis.

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SHITPOSTING, HO!

>>6630330
someone here :s
but seriously ask them i dont pass :v

NEW THREAD THEME SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OefTRnhH1V0
>>6630331
Heeeeeeeyo Sirona <3

>>6630337
>someone here
!!!
Oh my~ I smell drama!

>>6630339
Heyo!

>>6630337
>someone here

I think I have a pretty good idea. Which country?

>but seriously ask them i dont pass :v

You'll pass soon enough if you don't already. I mean, I'm pretty sure you are youngest here and are already on mones :P

>>6630345
burger

>>6630346
how old r u

>>6630349
She's a 500 year old loli vampire, like the rest of us.

>>6630349
√225

>>6630346
Hm, wasn't expecting that :s

Hmmmm... who could it be...

What does their name start with?

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>>6630273
oh my gosh!!!

>>6630313
but Hitler wasnt our generation D:

>>6630324
I dont believe you

>>6630350
Actually, I was born in 1437, so I'm a bit older than you. And thankfully not a loli.

>>6630351
cool are u on mones

>>6630353
>posting more yuri

IT BEGINS
THE TRANSBIANISATION BEGINS

>>6630331
communist scum out

>>6630358
Carol be a dear and kill me please

>>6630263
I wish I passed as good as him desu

>>6630353
We've been spilt for 2 weeks

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>>6630355
ye 4 months
>>6630352
I-I've said too much already

>>6630364
!!! we're the same person

>>6630360
I'm not killing anyone.

Tell us how you feel bb
>>6630364
Awww so adorable <3
I'm gonna have to figure it out now...
West coast or East coast?

Decide to watch some trannies on YouTube.
>They all pass
>They all have decent voices
>Most are young transitioners

What is this shit. Is this how normal trannies are and we're just a bunch of old hons

>>6630364
>I-I've said too much already
It's me isnt't it.

Fuck

(Nah, just messing with you, it's deffo Grace)

>>6630369
best coast
(the rhyming type of best coast) :v

>>6630372
lmao bzzzz
wrong
someone else :s

>>6630375
isla?

>>6630373
Ok, thats narrowed it down a bit :P

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>tfw no bf to be affectionate with

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>>6630363
youve ''''split'''' half a dozen times.
youve also killed yourself like 3 times and detransitioned 20 times in the last 3 years.
not that Ive a problem with any of that, I think its entertaining, and I like you. I just dont believe anything you say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2pBQWzjCBs
tfw been listening to this all day

>>6630381
same

https://youtu.be/tssbVXhWkrs
I fucking love everything about this song and also it kills me inside.

smiles is 2cute4me

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>>6630381
>>6630384
>Seeking meaning and validation through other people
Wow how gay

how do I adopt smiles

>>6630393
Sorry someone else did

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>>6630392
i dont feel like its for validation i just want someone to be intimate with..........

>>6630392
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

>>6630394
smiles can have two mommies

>>6630393
you can be the 4th :v

>>6630392
Well duh
I'm an idiot

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>>6630395
iktf kittu. I wish I could like girls as much as I like boys but they like, do nothing for me lately.

>>6630398
but she already does

Sometimes I realise i'm actually a biological boy and i'm taking this thinking i'm girl joke too far and I just cry. When does this stop?

>>6630392
When you should be doing that through Jesus, right?

>>6630381
ye
>>6630405
>When does this stop?
When you detransition.

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>>6630407
POOOOOOOOOOKSSSSSSSSSSS

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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>>6630409
.w. hi kit <3

>tfw pull my hair back and I look like a handsome boy
why was i born trans ;~; I couldve been happy

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>>6630411
Same
>tfw ywn go back in time and stop your conception

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>>6630410
hiiiiiiiiiii qt !!!
i missed you
:3

smiles is the official daughteru of mtfg

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>>6630417
i miss u too ~~

>>6630411
I feel the same way but my mom told me yesterday that i look more female with my hair back.
: /

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>tfw accepting relatives even though you're a hon
could be worse but i'd trade family up for good looks anyday

>>6630411
cute =/= handsome, also proof? ;)

>>6630382
Yep let's all laugh at the mighty hon

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>walk around house with no shirt on and huge cow tits sticking out
>no one says anything at all
>get caught putting in makeup
>everyone loses their shit and makes a huge deal

memes

>>6630425
no thanks thats one ugly selfie thats never getting sent

>>>/gif/8985388
they don't do sound here

ded

>>6630446
pretty much

I'm voting hillary because I'm a real gurl

>>6630446
i'm uninteresting, you post more.

>>6630448
hey anon
>>6630451
nice

>>6630451
I'm not voting because I'm not an American

>>6630432
I reckon that will apply to most of mtfg.
It certainly represents me pretty well.

>>6630452
I'm not very interesting myself xP

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bored

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>>6630397
I'm just full of optimism and sunshine dear.
>>6630395
>>6630400
Well dont mind me too, I usually keep this sort of cynicism and negativity to myself but it spills out occasionally, I wish I had better things to talk about. I'm sure you'll find who you're looking for in due time, rarely does anyone go lonely forever. Just remember though you can have hundreds of people around you and still feel lonely, so dont expect things to magically become better by getting a bf.
>>6630406
Iunno, I know as little about why we humans feel unfulfilled as you do.

my job is shit, wow is shit, i ruined my shoes that i bought on friday, things are deffo looking up

It's probably timezones.

Australians are going to bed, Europa is still getting home from work/school and Americans are still asleep.

>>6630458
post a webm of you making a piece of toast or something
i would, but we haven't any bread

>>6630459
yeah relationships aren't the only thing to life hehe xd

>>6630459
I don't expect things to get better if I had one, I'm just a selfish cunt who'd simply use a partner for validation

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>>6630459
>Just remember though you can have hundreds of people around you and still feel lonely

but there is no one keeping my bed warm...................

if ded, maybe I can get some advice?
So the only real thing that keeps me from going batshit depressed is playing guitar and singing by myself, but with the whole transition thing I won't be able to sing that freely with a female voice. I'm kinda at a loss of what to do?

>>6630470
if it's by yourself can't you still sing

>>6630461
tfw dont now how to make webms
and i dont have any bread either ;-;

>>6630470
go full sigur rós and sing in falsetto

>>6630473
it's like in the terminal

"ffmpeg -i file.mp4 gib webm.webm"

>>6630473
you just convert a video to webm it's p easy

guy i just realized smiles has an Australian accent i never thought about it

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>>6630466
>>6630468
>>6630469
Im gonna relieve you of my presence and fuck off now, and maybe think of something nice to say for next time.
Cheers.

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>tfw getting really tired of presenting male all the time
>tfw sometimes get the urge to present really femininely despite knowing that I wouldn't even come close to passing if I did
>tfw realizing that this is pretty much what happens to hons
>tfw my fears were justified; if I'm not careful then I might become an actual hon

>>6630472
That would make my dysphoria sky rocket

>>6630474
I lyk normie music soz

>>6630480
don't gotta do that
I agree with u silly
>>6630482
b-but u said it helps rn
wouldn't it still help then

>>6630482
>I lyk normie music soz
leo sayer then?

>>6630481
Iktf

>>6630475
h-how :_:
>>6630478
limao its more like a cross between british and american now

>>6630478
she's taller than me and probably speaks in a stronger accent
you wouldn't believe it, but i'd be intimidated if i were to encounter her irl

>>6630480
no you are fine
I just need to control my self-hate sometimes

>>6630470
Maybe you could just keep singing in your boy voice for now, and use this as motivation to practice your girl voice a lot.

>>6630486
Helps now when there isn't any hint of female in my appearance and mannerism, I can't say the same for later though.

>>6630487
Falsetto singing like that is very synonymous with male singers lol ie Bee Gees, Scissor Sisters, leo sayer, etc...

>>6630489
Like how I made that sad webm from the chinese cartoons.

1. You film something or get a clip.
2. Then you shorten it to the desired length by using ffmpeg with the -ss, -c copy and -t commands.
3. Then you get the shortened clip to a webm by using 'ffmpeg -i [file] -c:v vp8 -c:a libvorbis -q:a [number between -1 and 5] -b:v 0k -crf [number between 10 and 60] [outfile]'.
3a. If it is to go on blue boards, replace all of the sound stuff with -an.

Alternatively, give me the files and ask me nicely to convert them.
I'm happy to do that for anyone on here, as long as it isn't CP or anything, and you don't want me to convert like 100 files in a single sitting.

>>6630498
o ok

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>>6630458
its 11:30 pm, shouldnt you be in bed???

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so I finally ordered hormones and now my brain decides that its not sure that i want to be a woman but when i think about not taking them i get distressed at the thought of being a man, why cant it just make up its mind so i can not have constant anxiety for like 5 minutes

>>6630501
desu i want her to stay up but a growing girl needs her sleep

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>>6630501
soon anon
soon
>>6630499
i understand 0 of that lol
ill figure it out tomorrow

>>6630501
Nah, she's getting ready to meet me.
I've just crossed the border and I'm going through Warrnambool now.
It's a shame it's so late, I would've enjoyed going to this cheese factory thing.

>>6630496
Well i'm sorta doing that at the moment, I'm practising girl singing but it sounds pretty shit right now...

i want to hug smiles when shes sad and twll her it's going to be ok

>>6630505
take a left turn and come over to Tasmania instead, you won't get arrested with me at least

>>6630505
>Warrnambool
holy shit
rip smiles

>>6630514
twll

>>6630505
o-oh
uh oh :S
>>6630514
well stick around anon theres gonna be plenty of those

>>6630516
Does the ferry run this late even?
I've never been.

Also, why would I be arrested?
I was just gonna say hello and get into an altercation with her father for being a mean person.

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>>6630502
>tfw i'll never be a 15 year old trans so people will feel sorry for my brain exploding and want to hug emee

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Heya ~

>>6630510
Yeah, pretty much everyone has their girl voice sound like shit when they first start practicing it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I dunno what to tell you except just keep practicing and try not to get too discouraged.

>>6630527
hi

holy shit desu
new layton game
>>6630527
hii ^^

>>6630526
tfw when you were a shitposter 15 year old everyone just reported you and went back to arguing about kayla and potc and binary and edie

>>6630526
>tfw

zzzzzzzzzz

>>6630535
same my dude

>>6630535
>tfw you didn't have the internet at 15
>tfw your only knowledge of trans was a newspaper clipping and a the end of a programme taped from the sbs in like 2006

>>6630533
>>6630534
Hows everyone doing today?

>>6630539
pr good for once c:
bout to go to slee p :z

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>>6630539
Reflecting on some shitty life events
Not so good desu

>>6630541
im picturing you asleep its so cute

>>6630529
Yeah I get that, but we're talking singing here, That's on a whole other level to just passing in conversation. :(

>>6630539
I ruined a pair of £90 shoes that i've owned for less than a week :<

>>6630549
how

>>6630538
how the fuck

>>6630545
S T O P

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>>6630543
Aw its gonna be fine, just hang in there
>>6630549
Awww i ripped my fave jeans on my bike chain last week
>>6630541
Yaaaay c:

today will be the first time ive ever hung out with another transwomen. i hope she presents female i'm going to be really disappointed if not. we're going to the park and then probably ordering pizza back at my house.

>>6630550
sand and seawater, all i wanted to do was catch some pokemon

>>6630555
a truly terrible feel

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>tfw pizza for dinner, breakfast and lunch

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>>6630545
Phonepostan so no trip
This is a few days old tho :v

>>6630555
I guess so, I really don't know why my brain decided to bring up these memories just no

>>6630558
hugg elann :3

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>>6630558
>tfw can't eat pizza anymore cuz too fat

>>6630557
:(
>>6630558
i want pizza

>>6630556
Beep, honey, you need to clear this with me or your father.

You know he doesn't like weird people going through this transvestism thing in our house.